The Commercial Break - A Treat For Tuesday!

Episode Date: October 17, 2023

It's a special TCB day! Producer Christina takes you through the best of the week. We're talking modern dating, flaccid penises, and Travis & Tay.   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Call 626.ASK.TCB3 and leave us a voicemail Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Producer & Audio Editor: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D**

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So, first up is a clip where Brian and I get into the nitty gritty of date in these days. Yeah, if you know, you know. When you start filtering through these, have you had physical in-person dates with some of these people? Yes. What did that look like? Not great.

No. Someone will look like hot. They've got their little outfits in there, which is like, yum, they'll look hot.'ll have like a good profile, good answers, whatever. And then you meet them and I'm like, God, you are dry as a bone. Yeah. I'm like, there is not a lick of personality here. And I'm like, one of the things you have to do. And I know how this sounds, but whatever. This is just who I am. Um, I have to be really careful.

Am I having a good time on this date because I am fun? Or am I having a good time because they're actually contributing to the conversation? Because I'm chatty. I'm like, I'll just talk to her. Me too. And have a little ball, make myself laugh. I always like to say, no one makes me laugh harder than I do.

And then I'm like, I leave. I'm like, oh, that was kind of do. And then I'm like, I leave and I'm like, oh that was kind of fun. And then I'm like, wait, was that fun? Was that fun? Yeah. Was that really fun or did I just make it fun? Yeah. And then I'm like, they probably hate me because all I did was Yammer. But then sometimes you get someone who's just like so, like they're pro, them and their

profile just do not match. Like they're a personality catfish. And then like, match like there are personality catfish and then like a Personality catfish. I love that. Yeah. Well, like this one. Yeah, he had funny answers like good outfits Whatever shows up to the state boring as Fall sleepy Joe. Yeah, and like he also didn't really understand some of my funny answers And I like it was kind of awkward to have to explain it. And I, so I think he thought I was kind of a good time girl. But then I was like, he thought he was gonna get some ass.

But you were just having fun with it. I was like, well, I'm trying to date. Yeah. And then like he kissed me at the end. It was horrible. It was literally like two little cold wet slimy anchovies. Oh! It was horrible! They was literally like two little cold, wet, slimy anchovies. Oh! It was horrible.

They were coming at me. Every time that someone talks about a bad kiss now, all I can think about is that episode that Chrissy and I watched, where the guy was like, oh, like swallowing that girl's tongue, it was absolutely how it was going. That was hard to watch. It was hard to listen to.

Yeah. Have you watched the latest episode, the latest season of Love Is Blind? I have not. Okay, so I'll just share this with you. I won't ruin to. Yeah. Have you watched the latest episode, the latest season of Love Is Blind? I have not. Okay. So I'll just share this with you. I won't ruin it for you. But there's a Love Is Blind couple

who they get along from the beginning straight off the bat. Like they are, it's clear. They're matched. And there's a couple every season that just right off the first date, they get along and they never look at anybody else for the entire season. So there's one of these couples, he's really engaging, she's really cute and gives good, you know, they're bantering back and forth.

It seems like a couple that could possibly work out. But when they meet, he almost instantly goes silent and does not contribute to any, it's painful to watch on camera. It's painful. Me and Asher and I were just screaming at the television and answer the fucking question. Like say something, do anything.

She would ask him a question and he'd be like, mm-hmm. I hate that. And she kept on saying to the camera in these side moments, like I don't know what's going on here because the guy that I knew in the pods, he wouldn't, we never stopped talking. And now he said like 10 words in the entire four days of the honeymoon. And were they like, like, did they look like a match? I thought

that he was handsome in kind of a cave-managed type way, right? Hard jaw. He was a, he's a fireman. So like hard jaw, hard face. Yeah, I don't know. You, I'll show you a picture on the on the break. Yeah. But my estimation was that the moment they met, he wasn't into her. And I will say this out loud that Astrid thought it was the opposite.

She wasn't into him But my opinion is that he is so Like he's such a fireman. He's such a dude. He's such like a I don't know like farm fresh to table You know what I'm saying? He didn't like the fact she had long eyelashes He didn't like the fact that she had makeup on he didn't like the fact that she had makeup on. He didn't like the fact that she dolled herself up. And that to me seemed like an excuse for, I just don't like you all together. Like I just don't like the way you look.

Love is not blind. I'm gonna tell you that right now. I don't think for a second it's blind. It's blind until you see the person. Or it's blind when you're actually blind, but that's the only two ways that love is blind. But you have to have some level of attraction. Absolutely.

Like physical attraction. Like for me being pansexual, it's definitely more like about the vibe and about the person, but there has to obviously be like, I don't look at someone and be like, oh my god, like I'm so attracted to them. That does not happen very often. Okay. But even it's like you're attracted to someone's energy, someone's vibe, whatever it is about them

that you're just like, oh yeah. There has to be something. You can't just not be attracted at all physically. So you, as a pansexual, do you don't get those lightning bolt moments very often where you like look at someone across the room and you're like, oh, I'm really physically attracted to them. You have to be very often.

It's happened like, it happened recently and I was just like, right around, I was like, whoa. I was like, I need to calm down. Oh, really? And did you get to talk to this special someone? Yeah, yeah, building a friendship at the moment. A friendship, my ass.

Well, I'm trying to weasel my way in there, right? So, is it here, she? She. It's a she? Okay, I need to follow up on this. Now the whole TCB universe needs to follow up on Christina. I'll let you know. And her love life, when I bring up the example

of the love is blind example because I went on a few Tinder dates and each of them a shit show in their own right. Naturally. I did not have the problem of someone not being responsive during the conversation or cold or standoffish or however you want to say it. I had the opposite, which was the women that I went out with. They were, they seemed perfectly normal via text message, and everything was going well.

But the three of them that I met in person, I don't know. All three of them drank a lot of alcohol really quickly. So they were way drunk now to be fair. I can also drink a lot of alcohol really quickly. Of course. And that's probably nerves, and you want to get the best of you,

and you meet somebody they there having a good time, you're having a good time. But I like physically had to get one of them out of the tree. She was like a camp. Do you remember this story? I had literally. How did that happen? How did they get to that point?

Okay, so her and I have this series of conversations that are going on for, probably let's call it two months. When we finally agree to meet, she's a little bit older than I am, she's two years two months. Okay. When we finally agree to meet, she's a little bit older than I am, she's two years older than I am. Okay. Beautiful woman.

I was attracted to her, like the moment that I saw her face or her Tinder profile, I was attracted to her. We connect, we start talking for a couple of months and then we decide that we're going to meet. When we meet, I didn't realize it on the Tinder app, but when I saw her in person, I recognized her. Like, I recognized her from a former life.

I knew who she was. Okay. It took us a few minutes to place it, but we actually went to the same school, to the same high school. That's kind of fun. She was a couple years older than me. It was interesting. We shared friends in common.

Like, she had friends, I was in friends with her when I was in high school, but there were friends of mine that were friends with her. So we now we have some commonality. And I'm like, okay, this is kind of starting off well. We have a lot to talk about. The conversation never lagged. We are out on a patio. It's a beautiful fall day.

We're drinking a couple margaritas, but I notice she's starting to get ahead of me on the margaritas. Okay. I'm scared. Yeah. So let's say we're three margaritas in and maybe I'm a margarita and a couple of bud lights in, then she, so I'm drinking bud light now, and she orders a picture of margaritas on her own.

For herself. Yeah, for herself. She's like, well you just have a little bit, so it doesn't look like I'm an alcoholic, and I'm like, oh shit, here we go. You're like, we're just gonna say it, you're just gonna say it out loud. I know how this night's gonna end.

I gotta get some cocaine! Do I have to be crazy? I know exactly how this night's gonna end. Not great. Not great. So we travel on to the next place. We sit there for a couple of hours, we travel on to the next place,

we walk down the street. I know that she's inebriated, but I'm also got a pretty good buzz on. Yeah. So now we're at that point in the day where you're just having fun. Yeah. You're a little trashed. Everything's going, I guess, okay.

Just wild and you're just having fun. Friday night, we go to this crazy busy bar. We sit down, we find a couple bar stools, we sit down, and she starts physically, like I want to say attacking, but she starts getting really physical and handsy very quickly. Like hand in the crotch type of handsy, right? Oh boy. Which at the time I'm sure I was all excited about, but thinking back on it, it's a little cringey, right?

Yeah, that's so aggressive. And she was like kissing my neck and then she was like pulling my face toward her face trying to get me to kiss. So anyway, I say, listen, maybe we should call it a night because I can sense just how drunk she is. Maybe we should call it a night. We'll get together another night. Maybe we can hook up next weekend. Because I'm not feeling comfortable with the situation. Yeah. Well, she got upset by the fact that I wanted to end the date and she walked outside

To go smoke a cigarette and the next thing I know the bouncer's coming up to me and he's like hey, man Did you were you with that girl that tall girl that girl with the blonde hair and I'm like I was and he's like She was outside smoking a cigarette and she climbed the tree out front and I'm like what and he goes She climbed the tree out front now she won't come down Can you come talk to her and I'm like she climbed a tree he goes, she climbed the tree out front, now she won't come down. Can you come talk to her? And I'm like, she climbed a tree outside, out front, just to get away from you. Christina, I go outside and it is literally as if we're in a movie. There are maybe 15 people standing around this oak tree

that is easily climbable, like a young tree that's easily climbable. And she is 20 feet in the air. It is insane. She's 20 feet in the air. It is insane. She's 20 feet in the air and I'm like, I can't remember that. I can't remember the girls name. Thank God. Probably wanted a bear support girl. But I'm like, hey, hey, come on down. You know, we'll go to another bar. We'll have some fun. We'll do some drinking. She is absolutely refusing to come from the tree. She's like, I'm staying here. No, I'm going to

to find out. No one can understand her. She's not making much sense. She's starting to cry. Oh, no. So guess who shows up next? The fire department and the police officers. Boy, I thought you're gonna say Chrissy. No, the craziest thing, not the crazy thing, but the funny fact about this night is that Chrissy lived within 30 steps of this bar that we were at. But Chrissy and I were in a disagreement. We were in a little lover's quarrel, not a lover's quarrel, but a friend's quarrel. Because I was dating another woman that Chrissy didn talk her down. The police officers were like, you either get in a cab or an Uber now,

or we're taking her to jail for disorderly. And I was like, okay, I'll take her home. So I literally put her in a cab, she was like, you're coming home with me, you're kind of coming home with me. I'm gonna fuck you, so you're gonna get going home with me. And I'm like, I'm not fucking no cat, okay? I just got you out of a tree.

What do you want me to do? This was embarrassing. There's literally a hundred people standing outside and all of them are wondering why I brought you to this bar to go out of a tree. I was so, I don't get embarrassed a lot in life, but I was feeling really good. I'm feeling secondhand embarrassment

just hearing this story. So I asked her her address. I put it into my phone. We called a cab. When the cab came, she kept on saying, you gotta come home with me. I'm gonna her address. I put it into my phone. We called the cab. When the cab came she kept on saying I Was like I don't know you I don't want those claws to come out Yeah, I know you're gonna jump off your balcony

What are we gonna do? What's going on? Sounds like a good time. Fucking spider man. Yeah. So I just kept, I just kept placating her. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're gonna go back to your house. We're gonna go back to your house.

When the cab came, I gave him the address and swiped my credit card. It was like, see ya, bye. Have a good day. I, I just never had much luck on those apps. And I think because it's so transactional in nature, it never really made me feel all that good. And there's no, it's transactional,

there's no responsibility to anyone, and there's no consequences. No. If you sell. No, that's interesting point. Yeah, and so it's like, there's no one making sure you respond or make sure you're nice to someone or whatever.

And like people, they just don't, you know how on the internet, I guess that's the same thing as like hiding behind your keyboard. Like you just, this person isn't real to you until you meet them. And that sucks. And so I find it much better to date, friends of friends or people you work with. No, that's always a bad idea.

But never ends well. There's only two employees in this company. No, not this company. You could talk to Chrissy if you want to. But not what I meant. Oh, yeah. Anyway, friends of friends, anything like that, because then you do have a responsibility,

at least to your friend, to be nice to this person. Yes. And like, for someone with respect. Maybe that's part of what's missing. Maybe you just hit on something that's very interesting and maybe it's something that I never thought about when you, traditionally, before the dating apps came along, you could call like a date line

or you could get a matchmaker or somebody like that. But typically, you would find somebody through your social circle or through work or friends of people that you work with, whatever. Nowadays, you're literally two strangers passing in the night, and so if someone goes to you, there's no teeth to it, because they just go to you and they figure, I'll never see that person again.

And what does it matter? It's one of a thousand people that I've hooked up with on this dating app. Why does it really matter? But I think that is making life very difficult for a lot of young folks. Yeah. It's lonely too. It's Yeah, it's lonely too.

Like it's hard, it's not fun. They just, I don't know. I feel like loneliness is a disease that is fueling a lot of the shit that's going on around the world right now. I think loneliness is a disease and I think it's pervasive. I think it's an epidemic. It's like weirdly we're extremely connected to everyone,

but then through that everything is so niche that you're also really separated from everyone. And then you're social interaction suffers as well. I don't know, a lot of COVID, our social interaction has suffered, because we just don't have it in the same way. During COVID, I caught a retail job because I was like, I need to see people.

I need to be honest. I need to talk to people. I need to stop being alone with only my sister all the time. It's just not working. Did you date anybody during the pandemic? I had a situation for like a year of it. I guess it was like the latter part of the pandemic. like a situation ship for like a year of it.

I guess it was like the latter part of the pandemic. And did they keep you company during some of that pandemic? Did you all go like back and forth to your house? Or was it mainly an online position? Yeah, I guess. At that point a lot of us were working retail. So like we were all. Vaxed and hacked. Yeah, and we were all like in the same,

like we would see each other. So yeah, we did a lot of. Yeah, and we were all in the same, we would see each other. Yeah, we did a lot of hanging out and things were getting more normal and we did a lot of outdoor activities. So yeah, that was fun. If you've been ghosted a lot on that app, on-hange? Not, I don't think like an intentional ghost. Do you know what I mean?

Like the conversation dropped off. Yeah, just fade away, because I think most of the time no one really cares for his mom. One annoying thing though was like, I was out one night and I was like, let's ball. Let's wild out. And I was like, okay, so I started messaging this one. I was like, someone's actually cute.

This is exciting. And so we like traded phone numbers, started talking. I was trying to basically convince him to come out to the bar to like hang out with me and my friends. And then he never did. And I was like, oh, that's so annoying because now I know that you were only in it for the AS. And I was like, dang, that sucks.

Like, get off, get off hinge if you're on it for AS. Like, it's not supposed to be for you. But then I'm also like, now I'm just like, fuck it, fuck you guys. Yeah, fuck it, fuck you guys. I will just find someone, some other way. You deserve everything that, first of all, you're a people pleaser, I can already tell, right?

Number two. Called out, but okay. Okay, I am too guilty. And on my day of birth. On your birthday. Well, I mean, people pleaser, you're just not a bad thing. It just means not a good thing.

Well, in a relationship or when you're trying to date, maybe not. I am so guilty of this. Every, but I have an attorney and an agent and he will tell me all the time, you're too fucking nice. You're a people pleaser. You just want to say yes to everybody. And it's true, I do.

And like you, I could go and sit and have a great time with a fucking rock because I just entertain myself. I don't, I may. And like you, I could go and sit and have a great time with a fucking rock, because I just entertain myself. I may not be entertaining anybody else, but to me, I'm entertaining. So I have been guilty in my dating life of carrying things on for way too fucking long, because I think that it's interesting, but what it really is is that I'm interesting, and someone else is just different than me. They're not supposed to be there, right?

They're not supposed to be my person. You deserve everything you should get, and you need someone as entertaining as you. I agree. I need someone fun. You need someone fun. Someone who's ready to roll. So call six to six, S-T-C-B-3,

if you're interesting and ready to roll. Let's, we gotta put a, okay, she's pansexual, so there's a male or female or elephant or donkey, whatever you want. Oh my God. But, not the vibes I'm going for on the interweb. Oh my God. That's an inside joke.

So the other thing is we should put a, is there an age limit? For guys or girls that you're looking for? I don't want anyone younger than 26. The 20s, 26 are younger, I think. I need your brain to be fully developed. Yeah. And then age 45?

Oh, that's so old, no offense. Yeah. No, take it, I guess. I think my age limit on the apps is probably like 27 to 33. Geez, which pretty thing. But here's, you know, I guess I'm open. I don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Good care, Sam. You don't use a data 45 year old. That just seems like a lot. It is a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Brian, we get it. But back to me. I mean, this T-C-B promo. Leave us a voicemail at 626, ask T-C-B3,

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Oh, the old Pharmacol company. Oh, Pharmacol. Pharmacol. Okay, this board meeting of Wybron is called to order. And the first order of business is this clearly doesn't work. And it's probably going to cause men's penis just to fall off. We can't call it a pharmaceutical

sir i have an idea we could call it a pharmacol a pharmacol i like that what exactly is a pharmacol uh... the commercial break it's a crumbly progress you can't call the comical crumbly progress

reported to be changing people's lives by stimulating sexual desire understand that the product is not only for the men who are sexually impotent but also for the guys who may need to put a little zest back in their sexual relationship that's it i don't know every time i hear the word zest i think of like an eleven-peel I don't know, every time I hear the word zest, I think of like a lemon peel. Right.

I think of a mixologist adding zest. The zest, yeah, with a little crater. Absolutely no taste to my drink. Right. It's like, why did you just do that? It's lemon essence. It's lemon essence. What it really is, is the rind of a fucking lemon.

If you can not put that in my drink, I certainly would appreciate it. It sounds like you need a put that in my drink I certainly would appreciate it sounds like you need a little zest in your love life all right now I'd like to introduce today's guest first of all we have with us mr. Gary Ballon he's president I really wanted to say that Gary ballin because that would have just ballin I think it is ballin from This farmacles farmacles What a load of shit No Cramony The conversion break

Farmer goes you never heard that again because the FDA immediately made that illegal. Yeah, they had to. There's no such thing as a pharmacal. The relation to Smith Davis Pharmacol. Next, Dr. Marvin Hausman, a board-certified urologist, a researcher and medical director of the Center for Sexual Function in Los Angeles. And finally, Dr. Leonard Raffaport, a board-certified practicing surgeon and medical consultant. Leonard rap report abord certified practicing surgeon and medical consultant the three men that were just introduced there one of which is who will hear from here in just a second

it seems like doctor rap report here probably is the late least likely to experience impotence i feel like he's on a boat some heat you know we talked about lake life yes i could be old men just drive around the yachts with hot young women to fall over them. I feel like rap reports the guy who's got a big book. Ravador for sure. Yeah, yeah. To let's talk.

Mr. Ballon, we were talking before we went on the air about your product, Wyvern. And you were telling me that this has been changing people's lives. Could you share that with our audience? Yes, I can. Yes, I can. Besides the a couple incidents of penis is falling.

Right. Things have been going really well. It's going to say they're going to the hospital. And mine. We gave this to 300 gerbils, and we found that half of them died from having too much sex. It's amazing. Let me take off my glasses and make things better.

Originally developed the product to treat male imponence. However, after various clinical tests, we discovered that not only did it help frankly the imponence. He did take off his back. Getting serious. First of all, why do I feel like Gary Bowling was part of these clinical tests? I bet he did try that. We all took a little Y Brown and went on down to the cheetah. Take a look at some hot tits.

Which clinical test did you two we slathered Y Brownal over our body? Is it topical? Is it hell? I don't know. I tried to order some of the faux number with disconnecting. I didn't find anything about Smith Gary farmacles or whatever it is. But it also helped those who are experiencing a loss of sexual desire. Is Wiven a drug? No, not in the conventional sense. No, not in any sense whatsoever. It's throwing the air and you walk through it. It will work real well for you.

The natural therapeutic product developed in the homeopathic manner, which is considered safe and efficacious. What? It's all natural. That's it. It's considered safe and superficious. It's considered super fragilistic X-Piano Dosis. If you don't, it's fine.

It's fine. Don't worry about it. Put it in your bath, slather it on your cock. Snort it up your nose. It's perfectly safe okay dr. houseman what your husband uh... we have twenty eight more minutes of the special

you might talking a little bit more about this people develop uh... the lack of sexual drive or and possibly become impotent well you have to view this in in terms of two phases or two two causations the organic versus the emotional or psychological uh... the organical physical is any decrease in blood flow such as kind of current patients

we're learning about the organics is impotent is like physically impotent right but the non-organic just means all in your head. Right. So they're gonna help with that. That's right. Okay.

So what YBrown really does is it makes your partner look better. It's mine over that. That's right. YBrown is actually a VHS cassette with Ford on it. You're taking it out of the box and you put it in. Park disease, people with atherosclerosis. You're taking out of the box and you put it in. Heart disease, people with atherosclerosis. Many people don't realize, but when they take anti-hide blood pressure medications, they

have associated sexual dysfunction. A person who has low back injury cannot perform adequately because of the association of the pain with the movement during sexual activity. On the other hand, we have have the psychological emotional stresses of society job stress a marital discord uh... even preferrence anxiety just a fear of failure of a man engaging in sexual function can lead to total failure no i know that feel

and i know that feeling the good news is i don't feel that fail that fear of failure to laugh right actually fail So I'm good and then I'm like shit again Ryan A lot of things then Why was it given lots lots of things? I can see the director in the back like God thank God we paid for Lion Wagner. He's real good on the fly guys Somebody in the control room get me somebody else. Gradient in the product of Wyburn here to some of your patients with favorable results.

Is that correct? That's correct. We've used Yo-Himbee, which is a product that has activity in the central nervous system. In the head. In the head. We use Yo hembein, it's, my Alaska. It's DMT, it'll make any old hag look great.

You have been, you have been. I think that's like green tea or something. Right. Each and the causes an increase in libido or sexual desire. We've also had evidence that it increases penile erectile response. We have a little surprise for you today. One of Dr. Hausman's patients. Every time.

We'll be joining us. I love surprises. What is it? It's one of Dr. Rappaport's patients. That's that of surprise. I don't care. Please, let's welcome of Dr. Rapaport's patients. That's that of surprise! I don't care! Please, let's welcome Carly. Oprah's giving away cars in the studio next door.

I got Jack and Jill in the silly marital problems. In Maria. Thank you, Carly Maria, for being with us. And, Carly, as we we understand it you had lost your sexual desire and ability but you were helped through Dr. Hausmann's treatment programs. That's correct. We talked with this about that. A few years ago I lost my sexual desire and you know frequency of erections and things

were looking pretty bad. I think Carl's again is late 80s. Don't you think that's the time when you should be losing the frequency of your Poor Mary over there she's like I thought it was over I got Suffered many many years and finally I ran into a friend of Dr. Hausman and Finally I ran into a friend of Dr. Hausman and... We started talking about my...

We started talking about my cock and next thing you know, it's slapping some Wybron out there. I don't know about you but when you have a friend like Dr. Carl, everything's going to be fine. That sounds like a straight story, doesn't it? Yeah. You guys had a dinner party so we do do you do about your quarter boners? Yeah, right.

I'm glad you're asked. I got a friend who just invented this shit called Wybrox. Hey, you got, I got something in the bag. You're going to jack some on ya. Little note and ask him for advice. And so he wrote him a note. He wrote him a note.

He wrote him a note. That was sweet. I asked him for advice. Do you talk to our house? That's what you do. My cat is a note. That was sweet of him. I asked him for a nice. Dear Dr. House. That's what you do. The cat is broken. Yes, somebody don't know.

Just write him a note. I got this piece of mail today. It's about a broken cat. They got away of my bra. Dr. Houseman, and I was enrolled into the program. And that was only three months ago. And the program really worked great for me because my you know health condition and outlook for life and you know philosophy what what I know

what the program is it's a program like you show up at a meeting there's a bunch of strippers and foreign play it out in the background I want to know what the program is what does that mean ah I'm interested and you know sex drive greatly improved and we both enjoy life a lot more, and I'll go hiking. No, my penis works, we're both having a great time. He's then we go hiking. Oh, they go hiking with his boner? We've got an extra walking stick now.

I don't know why I find this so funny, but I do. In full of Mary over there, she's like, oh God, I wish Carl would get off me. I know. Yeah. There's got to be a point at every woman's life and every relationship when you're just like, I just wish this guy would get off me. Okay podcast besties time for one more quick break and then it's back to the drama. Check out tcbpodcast.com for all of our episodes and youtube.com slash the commercial break for fully edited video episodes.

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discussing the couple of the moment. No, not themselves, but Taylor and Travis. I'm going to ask you a couple of questions that I know you are an expert on the subject matter. Oh really? Yes. When you said you wanted to- You were gonna ask me about Venezuela. I'm not gonna ask you about Venezuela.

Ask you about Venezuela. I am, keep doing that show. Do you like or dislike the voice that I do for you? I think it's funny. I don't think it's, that's how my accent sounds. No, no, no, no, no, it's way exaggerated. I'm not even sure I'm doing it. I really feel- I really's how my accent sound. No, no, no, no, no, it's way exaggerated.

I'm not even sure I'm doing it. I really hope. I really hope it doesn't sound like that. No, no, no. Hi, guys. But the thing to me is that I feel like when I hear you doing it, that's also the accent you used to for my aunt or for your friend's mom. You said what I'm saying.

So it's like, well, you're just repurposing. I am repurposing the same accent for your aunt, your for your aunt, for my friend's mother, and for you. For most female Venezuelans, that's the voice that I use, but I can only do so much. There's only so many voices in my head, you understand? And I'm not even sure I'm doing a Venezuelan accent. I think I'm just doing some goofy line accent.

So, but it's all a good fun. Yeah. Not that it's any of our business. Shouldn't be any of our business, but what's good for the goose is good for the gander. And I feel like Taylor Swift has become kind of the female Pete Davidson, so to speak, right? She is, she is on a tear.

I'm in. You're going to get the whole billions of Swifties out there against you. Just by saying that Taylor Swift has become the Pete Davidson, like if he was, he, okay, more popular than she is. He dated Kim Kardashian. You want me to tell you the list of people Taylor said that's David? Well, that's what I'm asking.

The question is more pointed than that. I don't wanna get into, it doesn't matter how many people Taylor is with this dated. And I don't give a shit about her dating. I mean, I don't give a shit who she is. What I'm saying is like the name, how celebrities that she has dated. Here's the comparison.

Pete Davidson is on an epic run dating beautiful women and it seems oddly misplaced, right, with Pete. But with Taylor, it doesn't seem oddly misplaced, at least physically, because she's a beautiful woman and she's in the prime of her life and she's single and she should be out there having fun. But with Travis Kelsey, do you think that there's any like,

alter your motive to dating Travis Kelsey? You don't wanna say? Well, the reality is that I don't know. I didn't even know who Travis Kelsey was. I don't think a lot of people knew who Travis Kelsey was. I mean, I understand now that he is a superstar in the... He's a really good football player. In the football community.

Yes. But I don't know one thing about football. So of course, I didn't know about him. Not that I've seen all the pose and everything they have talked about him. His handsome, I think his handsome. I think it's a good look and do. Yeah. If it's, I don't know if it's PR or not.

In my brain, why? Like PR for what? Well, she doesn't need it. I think you're giving us an example of why. You have nothing to do with the NFL. You don't care. You have no understanding of what the game's all about. So you think it's more of from his side than her side?

I wonder if maybe the relationship is earnest. You don't know anything about the NFL, but now all of the sudden you're paying attention to Travis Kelsey. I don't know if the relationship is fake. I don't think it's like all a PR stunt, but I wonder if the NFL has really, I mean, it's obvious. They have really taken this opportunity to welcome in people who otherwise may not have anything to do with the NFL. I've heard that the

NFL is trying to cater to mothers who may not allow their may not have ever wanted their children to play football and they're trying to soften up the image a little bit. Well, I'm not solving that. No, no. After, like, I don't care. And also, like, I'm really not, well, also, I'm not like a crazy swifty, which, no, I'm not. You think I am, but I am really not.

Well, I don't think you're a crazy swifty. No meaning, like, I love them. I think what they do, it's, you know, it's, it's very nice. It's very fun. Yeah. But like I'm really, I mean, I don't even get the emails that tell you know, I know some real Swifties and you know them too. But I don't, I'm still not like, I'm not falling Travis. Yeah, like I now know who he is like I know his face But I'm not like doing research about him or anything like that. I don't care like okay, whatever well This I've watched so many videos about this now and it seems like there are many people mostly men mostly white mostly middle age like me who are Not falling for the bait, so

to speak, they think that the NFL is paying too much attention to this relationship. They think that the newscasters, the broadcasters of the NFL games are paying too much attention to the relationship. And they think it's just a circus that is intended to bring attention to the NFL in general. Taylor Swift, maybe Travis Kelsey, he's a rising star, he's been a star in the NFL for a while, maybe that's a reason to focus in on the relationship and all of the excitement that goes with it. You know, I, like, never, and my never ending curiosity around what these huge superstars do or don't do to get pressed.

Is this a Preston, is this a PR stunt? And it could be, maybe, yeah. Like Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson, is that a Preston? I mean, the reality is like, we would never know. We would never know. I just feel like from her perspective, what amount of PR do you need more than all that you have gotten this year with your tour?

If you want to bite on the apple, if you want to bite on the conspiracy apple, some people are saying that Taylor is already so incredibly popular that there's only one base of people that she can pull more fans from. And that would be meant, right? Guys, dudes who would listen to her music or who would otherwise not feel comfortable saying,

I like Taylor Swift's music. But let's be honest about that. I don't think that that- I don't think that's what it works. Like I don't think that that- I don't think that's the thing. That's the worst. I don't think that- How much is enough? I mean, you have a billion people that listen to you.

And also, do you want to like, every single person on earth to like your music? I get it. Well, that could be a dream, right? But what? I mean, I don't, I mean, I don't know her personally clearly. I'm not her friend. I wish you did. I wish too, but I mean, I don't, I mean, I don't know her personally clearly. I'm not her friend.

I wish you did. I wish too, but I would assume that I don't think she's worried about losing fans or getting more fans. I mean, I think she's done well enough. I think she had, I can't imagine being Taylor Swift for a day right now. I just can't imagine it. She is so incredibly well known. She is so popular.

She is so rich. She is so powerful. But it's gotta be like living in a fish bowl. You know what I'm saying? It's got every moment of your life is scrutinized, everything that you do, everything that you say. You have almost no personal freedoms that you can't plan out ahead of time.

That has to be tough. I imagine. Especially also in the dating world, because then someone that it's gonna date you, they really have to be confident on themselves. I mean, they're really exposing their entire lives from the moment they decided to date you. Travis Kelsey was already very popular amongst those who were in the NFL. No, no, no, no, no. It's like what I saw this one real of a guy's like in a podcast that they

were talking about this topic. And one of them said, kind of like defending like the NFL side. He was like, yeah, but like Travis Kelsey, you know, he's like a superstar. His one, you know, this and that, super balls and all that. And he has like 20 million followers on Instagram. Of course, I mean, clearly he is a star. Yeah. Right? Um, but then the other guy says, yeah, dude, but Taylor Swift has 300 million followers on Instagram. It's more like Taylor Swift is famous worldwide Absolutely. Where asked Travis his famous in the United States, which granted is a huge country, right?

And therefore he has he's very popular, but he's probably here. Like if you talk about Travis Kelsey, I don't know, in Madrid and, you know, A.C.R. or something, wherever they're gonna be like, who the fuck is Travis Kelsey? If you say it's a guy that's dating Taylor Swift, then they're gonna be like, oh, oh.

You're so right about this. In 20 million followers, I mean, we're lucky to have 2,000 followers on Instagram. You know what I'm saying? And not even. Yeah, and I know what it's like to live in that fish bowl. That fame fish bowl. It's really, it's difficult.

I mean, that one time I was noticed by someone care locally. I can't, and it was uncomfortable. It was an uncomfortable feeling. It was kind of exciting. It was kind of exciting. It was kind of interesting, but it was also an uncomfortable feeling that you could be picked out in a crowd for something that you do that I consider my work.

Now Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift were both living in this fish bowl. That is the Taylor Swift world and it's gotta be insanely intense to do that. I can't imagine. I personally think, like, my take on this, is that Taylor and Travis have a real relationship. They are dating. I don't think this is a pre-planned Preston. I don't think the NFL is paying her money to do this. I don't believe in all

the conspiracy bullshit. I believe that they had a relationship and that she has drawn a lot of attention to the relationship because she shows up at the games and she's in the box with other famous people. I mean, that's just like, that's good PR on behalf of Taylor. But that's something like, let's say you were a football player and we were dating. Well, of course at some point I wanna go and support you and watch you play your game. That's what you player, right? And we were dating. Well, of course, at some point I want to go and support you

and watch you play your game. That's what you do, right? Just like if I was, I don't know, a dancer or a singer or something, you would want to come to one of my shows. Eventually, if the relationship is like serious enough, I guess that, so yeah, that's the attention she gets. She's just doing something normal.

If she's really dating him and they've been dating for a couple of months or whatever, well, it only makes sense. It's only natural for her to want to go and support him. And for him to have her there, right? Yeah. And of course, his family also goes, I would think that's very normal.

Sure. The difference here is that Taylor Swift cannot take one step without... No, she can't take one step anywhere. That movie that she has of the concert tours, it's like hundreds of millions of dollars, are you going tomorrow? It's hundreds of millions of dollars

that movie has already made. There are movies with Jennifer Aniston in it and Tom Hanks in it that have not made hundreds of millions of dollars. So I saw a post last night that she made. The yesterday was like the premiere. So she was in a lay doing all of that event. And she posted that because of unprecedented sales, they had to add another date. So that movie is actually available now today, starting today because they had to add another date so that movie is actually available now today starting today because they had

they had to at Thursday it was coming out on Friday. Wow. And they had to at Thursday. So so that more people could get yeah right now the movies available. Um those tickets for today are going to be she said she was releasing them at 10 a.m. She's Christ. What? What an incredible story this woman has. She is the most famous person on earth right now. I mean, besides Jesus Christ, and a couple of others, right?

But she is getting to Michael Jackson level thing. I think, this is once in a generation. Once in a lifetime, do you see this kind of superstar come out? And I applaud it. I think it's fantastic. I think it's great. I love. One's in a lifetime. Do you see this kind of superstar come out? And I applaud it. I think it's fantastic. I think it's great. I love. She's very talented.

She's very talented. You know, it's not my favorite music in the world. I can listen to some of her songs and not want to turn off the radio. Like there are some songs that I think are catchy. She smells wonderful. That's a plus. You know.

How do you smell her? Yes, I have. Taylor Swift. That's right. Taylor Swift do you smell her? Yes, I have. Taylor Swift. That's right. Taylor Swift came to a radio station that I was working. I was working in a cluster of radio stations on the business side. And Taylor Swift, right when her first album came out and it was a country album, she came to the local country station and a couple of us got to see her and then she did a performance

of that album inside of a room. And so we got, you know, yeah, but at that time she was not even half. No, at that time, it was crazy in the building. It was crazy. No, I'm telling you, it was crazy in the building. People were fighting to get upstairs to see Taylor Swift. She has been a rocket engine since the moment that she ate something like that. 2009.

I was like in senior year, yeah, I remember. Yeah, I was 52 years old. Yeah, the age difference between us is crazy. All right everyone that is it that is the end of our little best of the week show. I hope you enjoyed it and just know that Brian and Chrissy will be back together soon and it'll be wonderful. But in the meantime, if you want to get in touch with us, you know the drill. Go to TCPpodcast.com. You can find all of our episodes, all of our audio and video content. You can also go to youtube.com slash the commercial break for fully edited video episodes. You can also find us on Instagram at the commercial Break and on TikTok at TCB Podcast.

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