The Commercial Break - A Very Frankie Christmas!

Episode Date: December 17, 2021

Krissy comes prepared and festive to the studio. She brings a pair of her ever growing novelty sunglass collection and a few favors for Bryan. A creature is stirring and it IS a mouse. Bryan has a new family mouse member and Niko doesn't seem notice. Bryan and Krissy discuss The Rat Kingdom and her close call with her own mouse visitor. Finally, Bryan has read the wish list from the fans and the Christmas present is wrapped. Frankie B is the final gist from Bryan and Hoadley to you! It's the first of the 12 Days Of Frankie! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

And now, WSHIT and the local crab apple government would like to make sure everybody has a happy, safe and healthy holiday season during these unprecedented times. In an effort to spread the message, far and wide, our very own surgeongeon General Betty B. Verman would now like to sing a very special Christmas song. about the variance because of natural immunity. I just want my freedom now. The Constitution will show us how. Make my dreams come true. And the state of emergency ends, acknowledge early treatment. I've a met and not just horse-face, and hard-rocks the cleric when,

Vitamin C and vitamin D, then the zinc and quesitant, I won't wear a useless mask. I don't need to stay at home, and my kid should go to school. We don't need to be alone. I just want my freedom now. The Constitution will show us how. Make my dreams come true. Baby, I am an emergency. Let's have a happy holiday, everybody. As a disclaimer, WSHID is in no way responsible for any of the shit that was just sung.

But don't throw the baby out with the bath water, while the message may have been mangled, the messenger was angelic. We'll be back after this commercial break. What's up, T.C. Beers. This is your boy, Big Will, the champ. You hear that sound in there? That's the sound of me.

I'm in the shower right now. I'm watching the pincle off of the last show that I just listened to, calling to give a shout out to the Sack Pack for Christmas. It's Merry Christmas. It's have, we haunt, everything you want it to be. You guys are dirty, man. Keep it coming. On this episode of the commercial break. But what I didn't bargain for, and what I am getting upset with, and what is almost bouncing

on my exact last nerve, are the two dogs that will not shut the fuck up at all for any reason at all. I was like, your dog has got you more trouble than your kid. Have you ever seen two dogs like this? Am I exaggerating or is this like a, because people, I've heard some people ask me, oh man, come on, you know, let up on the dogs, they're just trying to protect your house. No, they're not. That's what they're doing.

And so for years, you know, people went back and forth about buying this property and what it would do and the things that were under it and all this other stuff. But when they raised the hotel, when they tore it down, all the sudden, what they found was a, what they call, I think they called it a rat, a rat kingdom or a rat ball or a whatever there's an actual name for it. A rat kingdom or a rat ball. Franky it's mr franchise. Come over to the franchise Frankie. You're an asshole!

You're dating your daughter's friends! Pretending like she still lives in the door with you! Stop lying to the college! You don't go there Frankie! The next episode of the Commercial Break starts now. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no We'll see you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us on yet another episode of the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is Chrissy Holi. Here we are back live in studio or recording in studio. Yeah. Look at you. I got lots of fun glasses.

I think they're my things. Lunglasses are my thing. See, either she's been doing a lot of cocaine. Or she woke up frisky. One of the two. I woke up. Either way, we're in for a treat. Look at that. Look at you. I know. I love your sunglasses. You are a sunglasses collector. I am. A collectorky, one of the two. Either way, we're in for a treat. Look at that. Look at you. Another fun.

I know, I love your sunglasses. You are a sunglasses collector. I am. A collector of the glasses of sun. I am. The collector of the glasses of sun. We're gonna, we're gonna UV ray protection. Does that offer you?

Probably zero, I will. Zero. I don't know. Yeah, those are just, those are just play glasses. Those are enough for real. I've spent one time, I have spent thousands of dollars on sunglasses that I never wear. I went a number of years ago when I met Astrid, she's like, you have to get sunglasses, you're squinting like a fucking hog, you're like, like,

you're the grins or something. And I was like, yeah, you know, I've never had a pair of sunglasses. So I should get one. So then when we were down, not really. No, have you ever seen me in sunglasses? No, that's true. There you go. So, I just so funny to think about. Yeah, so I can't see in the first place. And then I'm running out with these bright blue eyes all over the sun, just destroying my

vision. And so, Astrid says, you have to get a pair of sunglasses. You said they're one of those things you have to do. You have to protect your eyes, especially the blue eyes, because the blue eyes collect more light and the lala. So I get a pair of sunglasses, you know, spend hundreds and hundreds of dollars. These things are ridiculously expensive, like the real sunglasses. The ones you're going to use for, you know, a number of years. Yes. Spent hundreds and hundreds of dollars. I still can't fucking see. I can't see a thing because

I'm blind as a bat without my real glasses. Well, that's where you have to get the glasses that are the sunglasses. That's what I did. So then I went through like three or four different, you know, sunglasses manufacturers to get to one that would actually put my prescription in the sunglasses and they did that. And then the day that I got them, my son, who was like one at the time, just threw them on the floor and they splattered

all over the place, things shattered, but they, you know, the thing came out and they've never come quite fit the right way. So I never wear sunglasses. But when I do, I don't wear sunglasses, but when I do, I stayed at the holiday in last night. Well, you're gonna need a pair of sunglasses from the morning after you say the holiday.

We'd like to think Walmart sunglasses for being a sponsor of this show. When I do, they're usually not prescription sunglasses, they're just for fun. Like, your sunglasses there. Yeah, well, actually, I mean, I did buy these at a nice, I bought them at the Mimpo Hotel. Oh, you did.

Yeah, we stayed at. You bought those at the Mimpo Hotel? Did we stay at them? Yeah, they were in the lobby. They were for sale in the lobby and I bought them. As a weirdest hotel, it was like, they had a bunch of, it's like a blue, rock and roll themed hotel owned by the Marriott, but it's like a blues, rock, and roll theme to hotel, owned by

DiMaria, I put it like a boutique hotel, and then they had all of these picture books out of different musicians and stuff like that, so the whole hotel kind of had this vibe. Yeah, I think it's Memphis, Beale Street, the whole night yard. Yeah, music. But I didn't really have sunglasses for sale down there. They did. They did? Are you sure?

I did. Or did you just give some lady $50? Or did you just give the front desk lady $50 in cash? I don't know. You're like, probably somebody's sunglasses got left over. Oh, there you come. Two o'clock in the morning and holding the, oh, at least stumbling back to the hotel.

I'll take them in that purse too. That's right, put it on the room. It came with the credit card, look at that Jeff. What an adventure. Well, welcome to the commercial break. We're here to here, heading into the holiday season. YouTube.com slash the commercial break is where you can catch our special series

in the studio content you cannot see anywhere else. Please go there, like and subscribe. Do that on your favorite podcast provider, all that shit. I won't go through the whole 16 and a half minutes of my things, but the reason why I wanted to say that, ahead of times, because I wanted to let the people, the people are people, the breakers. The people know.

Yeah, the commercial breakers, the TCB family, all of those junk heads out here who are listening to the commercial break and the new listeners coming on board. I wanted to let you know that Chrissy and I will be take a break between season two and season three. And while I don't like to necessarily forecast what we're gonna do coming ahead, I I wanted to let you know that Chrissy and I will be take a break between season two and season three. And while I don't like to necessarily forecast what we're going to do coming ahead, I just wanted to let you know

that we need a break. We need a break. This has been a long haul. The commercial break definitely needs a break. This has been a long haul with a few breaks. I think we've recorded most weeks of the 52 weeks we've been recording. I think 50 of those we've been in the studio recording

some kind of content. So. Then thousands of kind of content. So- And thousands of hours of unreleased material. Oh my God. You don't know how much material. I'm going through it right now. And it's amazing how much shit we recorded that we never got broadcast. It's a good 30 hours of material that never got broadcast. So for you, the commercial break family, here's what we're going to do is that Chrissy and I will be taking off the last week in December

of the first week in January. We're going to build a whole new studio. We're going to come to you with a brand new season, brand new shit. But we're going to take those 30, I'm going to take those 30 hours. I'm going to boil it down condense it to just its most wonderful, even the good stuff. They were good parts. There are good moments. And so what I'm going to do is I'm going to call those good moments from the 30 hours that we're going to put together for episodes. TCB, the lost tapes. Yeah, because then they're going in the trash after that. We're never going to see. I think you should throw a couple of Willie 33 Willie songs. I could. I could do that. I think someone found an

old 33 Willie video. Remember I was telling you that it was like a 33 Willie songs and I could I could do that. I think someone found an old 33 Willie video Remember I was telling you that there was like a 33-wily video out there somewhere of that infamous Niko, okay, I request sunny side up. You're it's on there It's a four-song set because of course we took the first 30 minutes of our set and did a sound check Right and then I was like okay, I'm gonna go with the sound. He's like, no, no, not the sound check, bro. You're 30 minutes into your set. We didn't know what we were doing. I didn't even plug in my amplifier.

I was playing a guitar with the amplifier for the first three songs. I was like, wow, we sound great. It's because you're not playing anything. Nico! I'm currently yelling at my dead dog. That's because you're not playing anything. Niko! I'm currently yelling at my dead dog. Niko, in his infinite wisdom and all, ask Holdy and I were just talking about this. And I'm gonna do a little side here.

I have two small children under the age of four. And so you can imagine the chaos that ensues in a house with just two adults and two children. The children rule the roots. And they are constantly conquering and dividing or getting together and plotting against us. One of the two things is always happening. And they are loud and they scream all the time and someone's always hitting the other one. It's just like it's never, it's non-stop commotion in the house. But I bargained for that. Like I knew that was coming in. I created that. Yes. There was emotion in the house. But I bargained for that. Like I knew that was coming in.

I created that. Yes. There was emotion in the ocean with the lotion. And I got that one done. Expecting fully that this bullshit would happen. That's forgivable. And they're fucking. Yeah.

Then they're adorable. Yeah. And they're my seed. I don't want to fuck them up for life. So if they're making noise, I just want to make noise. I, whatever. You know, I join in. The other day we had a screaming contest. I don't want to fuck them up for life. So if they're making noise, I just want to make noise. I, whatever, you know, are joined in. The other day we had a screaming contest. I'm sure the police showed up at the front door.

But what I didn't bargain for, and what I am getting upset with, and what is almost bouncing on my exact last nerve, are the two dogs that will not shut the fuck up, at all, for the fuck up at all for any reason at all. Now I was like, your dog's got you more trouble than your kids.

Have you ever seen two dogs like this? Am I being exaggerated or is this like a, because people, I've heard some people ask me, oh man, come on, you know, let up on the dogs, they're just trying to protect your house. No, they're not. That's not for exact stocks. I'm gonna tell you a story about Brian's house.

Let me tell you a story. Let me show you how much my dogs protect my house. We got this house recently renovated before we moved back into it. It's an old house, it was built in the 40s, late 40s, and then we just, you know, we spit shine and polished it basically. What they call pain carpeted,

it adds some square footage and all this other stuff. But because it's such an old house, there is a crawl space underneath it. And we live in Atlanta near the Chattahoochi River. Anytime that you have a river, you can expect that there are rats. Rats are snakes. And snakes and mice, right?

That's just it. Anytime you live near a body of water, the water animals come. And rats are one of them. I also happen to have an ingrown pool, which is a lovely place for animals of all sizes to take a bath. That's a solid frog.

Or to come and frog, take a bath, or to drink their water. So we've never had a problem with any kind of rodents in this house, never, until a couple of days ago, a week ago, two weeks ago. And Astrid came in the bedroom early one morning and she's freaked out. And she's holding an avocado in her hand.

And she's like, honey, honey. And she's like stuffing this avocado in my face and I'm trying to wake up. Look at the fuck, it's an avocado. But it had little chew marks in it. And she found it on the floor of the kitchen. So my first inclination is to think that it fell off the kitchen counter.

If we have a lot of fresh fruit and vegetables hanging around the kitchen counter, fell off the kitchen counter and then Nico a lot of fresh fruit and vegetables hanging around the kitchen counter. Fell off the kitchen counter and then Nico or one of the dogs got into it. But a closer examination, it's not dog teeth. And Nico has no teeth. So there he is, he says Nico, that's the teeth. Nico doesn't have any teeth.

He's not eating anything. That needs teeth. So I'm like, oh, oh, shit. Oh, shit. That's the needy me avocado. Nico sleeps in the kitchen. Niko sleeps in the dining room, which is next to the kitchen,

and blue sleeps in our bedroom, because Niko has this persistent cough that has not gone away, and no doctor has figured out what it is. So it's Niko being a hypokondriac, and Niko walks around, eh. eh.

eh. eh. Niko's got a function odor. And when Niko starts to go, yeah, and he's got a function, he's probably smelling himself and like, eh. I'm probably gonna punch an odor. And when Nico starts to go, yeah, and he's got a punch, he's probably smelling himself and like, that's gross. What is that? Ah, disgusting.

So Nico starts coughing in the middle of the night then blue gets up and blue attacks Nico and then Nico just gets crazy and it's the whole fucking thing that goes around, round, round, round, round all night. So we separated the two. And Nico is fine sleeping out there. He likes sleeping out there. We put him next to the heat registries and old dog,

he shakes when it gets a little too cold. You know, he's like a decrypt, a little dog. So, the other, so I'm like, okay, I go and I take every appliance out of the house, I go through every cabinet, I go everywhere and I seal up, every hole that I know to seal up, right? Everything that I see that has a hole, I find out I think where they're coming from, which

is through the crawl space behind the wall and then it was like a hole where the dishwasher was and I was like, okay, this must be it. You know, the whole nine yards. I use like 16 cans of that foam shit behind my appliances and sealed up everything, right? I don't want rodents in my house. I have small children. No one wants a rodent in this. So for two nights, there is no more additional appearances

of the road. We don't see any signs of it. Take all the food off there. Nothing, not a, nothing. Good, good, good. Wonderful. Can you start to relax? Good, good, good.

And then we start to relax. And on the third night, you know, ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas Santa Claus comes down the fucking chimney with two little squeaky ears and a long tail. And he starts digging into a palm tree that we have in our front of our living room, our dining room. That palm tree is less than two and a half feet from where Nico sleeps.

Two and a half feet from where my dog sleeps. And it has been dug through and the vines of the bottom of the vines of this little palm tree combination has been have all been chewed up. Nico. There's a fucking rated up. Nico. Nico. There's a fucking rat in front of Nico's face. Nico cannot figure it out. He's dead. He's either sleeping or too lazy or too scared

to do anything about it. Yeah, he's like, he's probably ran. He's probably. I'll look the other way, bro. Yeah, you're not here. bro. You're not here. Yeah, you're not here. Don't worry about it. You didn't see anything.

You didn't see anything. Hey, you little shithead. I'm gonna bite you little neck. So Nico, the incredibly acute guard dog, has a rat running around him in the middle of the night. It doesn't even know what the fuck is going on. Meanwhile, blue thinks there's a rat everywhere. It just barks incessantly at everything. Blue barks at the wall.

This house is chaos. It's mass chaos and it's because of those two dogs. We did see the rat. We bought a camera. It wasn't a rat. It was a mouse actually. It was a mouse. We had a Jeff and I had a mouse one time.

Yeah, in your apartment? Yeah. Oh, really? Yeah, it's our hard to get rid of once they get there. Yeah. Once they get a taste of that sweet nectar. There's a mouse. Did you see it?

It was underneath the stairs. Yeah, we had like this loft. Oh, oh yeah. Yeah. And it was underneath the stairs. I remember I kind of looked, I don't know why I was on the ground looking But I I looked and there was the mountains

So what did you do and yeah, well we had to Call the maintenance guys. Yeah, we called the maintenance guys and they were able to come out and take care of it But yeah, it was it was scary my wife's just freaking the fuck out And I know it's not scary. It's not scary, but it's when you least expect it. It's like if I get a zoo and they have a snake handling thing, I'm happy to handle the snakes, put the snakes. No problem. I see a tiny little snake out of the blue,

but I'm not ready for it. Good hells-go-go. Yeah, adrenaline is gonna pump in my heart. A hundred miles per hour. A hundred miles per hour. When I was married with my ex Julia, we had a house over in downtown Atlanta. When downtown Atlanta was starting to experience this incredible boom of construction in the mid 2000s, like in 2004, 5, 6, Atlanta just exploded with all these new huge developments,

like mixed-use developments that went on and kinda made the city what it is today. And one of these was across the street from our neighborhood. And when they, there was an old hotel there called the Castle Gate Hotel, which used the old castle gate, that's right. Which I stayed at a few times which should have been called Hooker Gate

because it was, why were you staying there? Don't ask me. I was homeless and I needed a place to stay. Someone put their credit card down. It was a whole thing. I was young. I was like 17. I stayed there one time.

But it looked like a big castle, but it was really just like a crack then. Yeah, it was run down. Yeah. And so for years, people went back and forth about buying this property and what it would do and the things that were under it and all this other stuff. But when they raised the hotel, when they tore it down, all of a sudden, what they found was a, what they call, I think they call it a rat, kingdom or a rat ball or a rat, whatever. There's an actual name for it. A rat kingdom.

A rat ball. A rat ball. It's like when the rats are so close together. These rats are so rat king. Brian Green walking through the streets, singing Sunday's side. Oh! Sunday, la, la! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, found that they really had to do like they had to pay a lot the people bought it had to pay a lot of money Getting rid of all of these rats, but then they scurried into the homes across the street

Over the over the next of preceding months And so you would see literally a rodent or an exterminator in every fucking house in our neighborhood for months on end these Exterminators were just making bills a dollars and then there was a class action lawsuit and then I don't I don't know if we were a part of it or not But I remember this is a class action lawsuit and then I don't know if we were a part of it or not, but I remember there was a class action lawsuit and so we had this like laundry room and the laundry room had these shelves and these two cabinets on them. This was also a very old house,

it was actually built in the 20s or 30s, but it was a very nice house. One story, there was no cross space to it. Yeah, I remember the house. And so yeah, and so one day I walked in there and I opened up the cabinet to grab some things and there was a rat, the size of a fucking cat in there. You busted the rat's dancing. Yes, I busted the rat, basically taking control of my house, signing a mortgage.

Basically, it was unbelievable. This fucking rat was huge. And my dog at the time went, Abe, shit. And it was like, you fucking rat was huge. And my dog at the time went, Abe shit and it was like, you know, going crazy. And these things were, we could hear them in the middle of the night, like, you know, making dinner. Oh my god. We could hear them making dinner in the middle of the night.

They were like fixing up, yeah, I'm gonna make some ramen, Bob, what do you want? And then we'd come out, they'd be, get it back in your room. That's your space. It's our time. It's our time. The dogs would always be rut-screeing and scratching against the, so we had to have this

guy come out and, man, I'll tell you what, it took months, months to exterminate all of those rats. But here we have one mouse. Oh, mouse. I saw it. So I put a camera up. I see it. And so, Astrid is like, let me see the picture.

And I'm like, you don't want to see the picture. By the way, the thing is really cute. I think it's pretty cute. Yeah, the thing is the mouse, the mouse. It was a little mouse ears, and it's a little... They do have the ears, they have the ass. Yeah, like little cup tears, like little tea cup ears, and they're like,

teetee teetee teetee. Yeah, at least it's looking for a bite to eat, right? Yeah. But I finally found out where he was coming from, and I sealed up the hole, and then I had to call the exterminator, charged me $5,000 to seal up every hole outside of the house, which when a house that was built in the 19th house,

but a house that was built in the 1950s, it's like, it's just like Swiss fucking cheese, so many people have lived here and punched holes in the walls for this or that, or you just have these, back in the 50s, the building codes were a little bit different. You slapped a couple pieces of cardboard on two two by fours and called it a house and it's the a lot of them are still standing today

So but the point is my original point was that this is the kind of fucking guard dog that I have going on here Niko is dead. I'm sure of it and he at night. He passes off into the ether and he comes back He dies literally I imagine if I'm not looking at him he doesn't exist It's like quantum physics if he's off. I'm not looking at him. He's not existing Anytime I turn my head and now he started fall He now he has to have a sweater on 24 hours a day. So he looks like you know He looks like Martha fucking Stewart the dog And he follows me around all day now And I'm like what Nico what and he follows me around all day now. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. And I'm like, what, Nico, what? Oh. Oh. Oh. Like, what do you want? Why are you whining at me 24 hours a day? But I can't figure out what the dog wants.

Maybe he just wants to die. Maybe he's like, take me to the vet. Yes. What's that smell? Oh. Oh. Man. Okay. So, uh. So. What's that smell? Oh man.

Okay, so you're going to get some cut up episodes that we didn't run last year. I started that conversation 26 minutes ago, but anyway, you're going to get some cut up episodes that we didn't run last year while on our break. And we'll be back for season number three in the second week of January. We're so excited about all the new stuff in the new studio that we have coming to you. However, it is Christmas time 2021, and because our fans are our fans,

and they want what they want, I am about to drop on you. One of the best Christmas presents I know to drop on you. I've been thinking about this. I've debated it in my own head, I've tried to figure out if this is the right thing to do, and at the end of the day I got some help from some of our fans. I said, what do you think about this?

And they all said, for sure, like do it, right? Hey commercial breakers, it's time for the commercial break inside of the commercial break. Chrissy and I wanted to let you know that we are extremely grateful for everyone listening throughout this year. It's been a wild success way beyond our imagination and we really appreciate you being such a huge part of that success. You can go to tcbpodcast.com. If you want to learn more about Chrissy and I, read any of the show notes, get any of our

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We are doing TCB the Lost episodes. The episodes that Chrissy and I recorded that never made it to air for one reason to the other, there's something redeemable in there. And I'm gonna cut them up, and I'm gonna let you listen to them over the holiday vacation. Listen, we hope you and yours have a Merry Christmas, happy Hanukkah, festive this, whatever

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like the guy in words like crazy. Yeah, he's, oh my God. Oh, my God. Brian, Brian, he's made Brian sent me a picture, a screenshot of what a Frankie's post videos. Yeah. And in the words, it was all misspelled.

The thumbnail said, how to know you're dating a narcissist with no tea. He's spelled narcissists. N-A-R-I-C-C-I-S-S-S. A narcissist. This has got to be what I mean, he was not have people that, I have a suspicion. And I don't wanna get too like big-headed about this. I never, it's hard for me to know if like anything we do actually touches the rest of the human race, but there are a lot of people that are using best to you now and will the champ and a couple of other people

will always send me like when they hear best to use. Yes. But maybe we're not the first people to use this. I don't know. I'm not claiming to have made that up. We made it up in our show. It sounded good to us at that time. We had never set up before. But I have a suspicion that Frankie knows that we're doing this.

He's a tacitly allowing it to happen because his subscriber level has, he's gained a thousand subscribers since we started doing these videos and I have been following Frankie for a while and he had never gained one subscriber like it never happened. I'm not saying that we did it. I'm saying I have a suspicion and I know that I know that our fans are posting comments on his YouTube because they're clearly saying things that we said, right? Okay. So, and I think because we were making fun of how he never said his T's at the end of anything like he always lost the T like, oh, you know, so long, sweet.

So long, sweet. So long, sweet. I have a suspicion that Frankie may have done that on purpose, but it's just a hunch. It's just a hunch and I, you know, someday I'm sure someday we're going to talk to Frankie. I know that on purpose. Okay. But it's just a hunch. It's just a hunch in, you know, some day I'm sure, some day we're gonna talk to Frankie. I know this is gonna happen. We've got to. But not yet, because there's still,

yeah, there's still lots of sweet nectar. 2022 goals. I want to suck off the date for a few more minutes. 2023 goals, how's that? We gotta go one more year with Frankie B, and then we'll let the joke kinda sink in. Okay, so you're, you ready? I'm ready. I was trolling on the joke kind of sink in. Okay, so you're ready? I'm ready.

I was trolling on the internet. As you do. And I found that Frankie B is back with a series of videos, a series, not one video, a series of videos. He's been busy. And the name of the series is how to know that you're trapped in your relationship, right? How do you know, how to know your dating,

how to know your relationship as a trap is basically how to put it. We're asking, that's the first step. Probably. But again. Am I trapped? Frankie, yeah. Frankie's gonna go through a series of bullet points,

none of which makes sense, circular conversation, and he's gonna give you advice that you're never gonna use. It's Frankie projecting his past, bad relationships onto the YouTube channel, right? Here we go. I'm so excited about this. This is the first in four videos that we're going to do with Frankie video. Oh Frankie video. Frankie video. Ah, I'm Frankie video. Come down to Frankie video. You want to whack off? We got porn! You got kids, we got cartoons!

You want stuff films, don't tell anybody! I got them in the back! Thank you, video. In today's video, dated advice for both men and women in their 50s and 60s. Now, you're probably looking at me like I'm some kind of a lunatic. Yes, we are! How did you know? How did you know? Do we really need dating advice in our 50s and 60s? Yes, you do. Because it's a different animal out there. And we're going to talk about that animal right now. Dan animals. Have you ever heard of a Morampa romp? Have you ever heard of a Velociraptor?

Dating like a Velociraptor. You gotta be careful up here. Rockets. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, do I, so I'm not, listen, Frankie. Call me up, if you really got some advice, I'll take it. If you got some actual advice, I'll take it. But he used to have this really cool song at the beginning, like this really cool rock and roll, not really cool, but sounded like, puddle of mud, but we liked it. We did, we pictured him going around the bar.

Yeah, like, blasted it out. Get it, bitch, it, it, it, it, it, it, now, we love it, we love it, it a bit, it a bit. Now we love it. Something about the weekend. Something about the weekend, that's right. But now he's got this weird, you know, I don't know, gay, what are they call it, gay Raj? I think they call it gay Raj as the style of music. Yeah, she has the style of the music that they have.

And it's just, I don't think it fits Frankie B. I'm telling Frankie, go back to the old song. What happened? He probably got into an argument with the band that created that song. You do not have permission to use our song in your layin' eyes videos. What if it's Frankie B? He was down in Mexico.

What is going on everybody and welcome to today's video. If this is your first time here, both men and women, my name is Frank Bernardo. This channel is a great place to be. I'm going to be a part of the show. I'm going to be a part of the show. I'm going to be a part of the show. I'm going to be a part of the show. I'm going on everybody and welcome to today's video. If this is your first time here, both men and women, my name is Frank Bernardo. This channel is geared for all guys in their 50s and 60s

who on their game look and feel better about themselves in grooming fitness fashion in lifestyle. At any time and roofing, they should least along, squeeze during this video. at any time and roofing and additionally salon sweeze during this video if you like it, do me a favor, hit the subscribe button alright so you don't miss my next videos and you know what if you can give the video a like that's a little thumbs up right down up over here

because do you really have to explain what the like button is on YouTube? Frankie? If you like it, let me tell you something go to your www.youtube.com and like the bit. Oh wait, they're already on YouTube Okay, all right, let me back up a little bit. There's a little thumbs up on the bottom You see that little on and off button on the back of your computer if you like this video turn it on and watch the video Yeah, what do you think? That would help this channel grow, and I would greatly appreciate it. So, okay, getting into the topic of today's video,

it's dating advice. For guys, we're concentrating mostly on men in their 50s and 60s, when they've been watching. Okay, again, I'm gonna welcome and relish any comments you have. So he's gonna relish. He's gonna relish it. I'm gonna relish your comments and you're in your mustard.

Can I give my ad dog with onions? You know, you can agree, you can discreet me, give me a comment, throw it in the comment box below, okay? So that's two things he's telling you how to do on YouTube. You see that little thumbs up right there? That means that means good. You see the little comment box? That's where you leave comments.

Sweet. This has been Frankie B for YouTube tutorial. I don't know why YouTube should hire this guy. It's an open platform and it's a fun platform. And what? What? It's an open platform and it's a fun platform. And what, what, it's an open platform, and it's a fun platform, I'm getting slaughtered.

I'm getting raped out of here, guys. No one likes me. Who's this commercial break? What's that all about? I don't even have commercial breaks in my videos. I understand. YouTube has yet to monetize me. Why should you trust me?

What, what I'm telling you here? Well, because I'm not sitting behind my desk reading material and you know, what you need to do, what you don't need to do. When you're... I'm not actually doing research. I actually don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. I keep it up and all the latest stuff. Hey, Chrissy, you know why you should trust me?

Because I don't do research. I know you up and all the latest stuff. Hey, Chrissy, you know why you should trust me? Because I don't do research. I know you're having a problem with your vagina. You know why you should trust me as your new gynecologist? Because I don't do research. I'm not sitting around reading books. I'm actually in there, taking around, figuring thing out. That's why.

That's why I want to welcome you to my new franchise opportunity. Frankie Bees. That's why I want to welcome you to my new franchise opportunity Frankie bees Frankie bees got a college suite Suise Who wants to go build a whole facility with a bunch of tools and medicine when you can just I can do it for half the cost You know what I'll do. I'll find you a real nice place. We'll get one of those legs spreaders. Whatever they call up You just dig right in find something wrong let people know Do you know what I'll do? I'll find you a real nice place. We'll get one of those legs spreaders, whatever they call up. You just dig right in.

Find something wrong, let people know. See it, say it. You know what I've said? Oh God. Dating in your 50s and 60s, I'm actually out there living it day to day. So, I mean, the best advice is someone who experiences today to day operations in

dating. What do you get within the first month of dating? What comes in the second one? What do you get three, four and five? Why trust all those other experts? I'm literally writing a book. I don't know how to write, but I literally have this piece of paper that follows me around. What happened in the first month? Well, I got dumped five times. Oh my God, Frankie. What are you talking about,

I know, he's really profusing. Yeah, you don't have to preface anything, Frankie. We already trust you as the expert in dating over 50 and under 40. Yeah. Over 50 year olds dating under 30 year olds. We already trust you in that. We got you.

Once, okay? Because there's all different levels and all different platforms of dating and all different things that you're both gonna go. It's like a video game. It's like Zelda. There's all different levels and platforms and scores and rules. And you got to keep track of them. And if there's one guy who knows about this, it's me.

Listen, the judge told me to stay 50 yards away. That's a rule. It's a level. It's a platform. Once you go in front of a judge, you're at a whole different dating level. You know what I'm saying? If you get ghost, if you get ghost,

then you're at level one. Ghost. Ghost, that's right, ghost. Not ghost, that's a whole different word. I don't believe all the tea in time. I don't believe in ghosts. If you get ghosts, you know what that means. If you have to go in front of a judge,

that's level two. Things are getting serious. If you actually spend time in a penitentiary, well now you're at the best level of dating ever. If you time to relax and talk with other dating experts about what they do. It's a finishing school for dating. Jail. Through.

And are you prepared to handle it? Do you know what's coming? Well, in today's video, I'm going to tell you what's coming. All right? So if you're right, he says it like your uncle. Yeah, he says it like your uncle. Don't tell your dad. I sold you this spot.

All right. I'm doing now. I doing, I'm doing, I'm doing. Do I know or do I know? No, no, no. No. No. No. It's like, it's like that friend of your dad's it sold you cocaine.

Don't tell your dad, all right? No. Yeah, gotcha, Bob. You guys mind if I hang around for a while and do a couple of lines? I don't have plans for it tonight No, we're good. Thanks Bob. Are you sure I'll drive you around Designated driver you want some money? You need a few extra dollars. I'll get you into the club by you some beer

No, that's okay Bob. Thanks Oh, man, I thought that cocaine is gonna get me into the party I mean without further ado. Let's roll Tip number one and date advice for guys in their 50s and 60s, women too. So let's just for a number. Let's say you're a man 60 years old, okay? I'm 60 years old. What do we want out there, okay? 40-year-olds.

Yes, 20-year-olds. Someone 20-year-olds young. Naturally, okay, we're going to go after a younger woman. All right, I was right Let's face it if it's too harsh towards for you. I apologize and then the women out there. You don't like it You know too bad those are what a daft touch What a what a gentle daft touch Frankie has with the lady until Draft Touch Frankie has with the lady. Oh, welcome ladies and if you don't like it, go fuck yourself, Janine.

It's Ellie. You already got Alimony. What else do you want? The babysitter was hot. What did you want me to do? You hired her. I'm waiting for him to like, I'm waiting for him to tell the real backstory

about why you're so angry. Yeah. Those are the facts of life. Guys are gonna go after a younger woman. Now I'm gonna ask you to tell the real backstory about why you're so angry. Those are the facts of life. Guys are going to go after a younger woman. Now, I'm going to ask you some guys. If you're going to go after a younger woman, let's just use a number as a 50-year-old. Come on, we know what you really mean. By the way, you've already said this in multiple videos.

But we know what you really mean. A 60-year-old, when they're talking about a younger woman, they're not talking about some of this 55. No. Because that's not a younger woman at 55 years old. When you're 60, it's, I always think that they're like, age differences are spatial. And let me explain. When you're two, someone who's four is a lifetime ahead of you. Right? They're literally a lifetime ahead of you. When you're 15, a 21-year-old is way ahead of you. When you're 15, a 21 year old is way ahead of you. They're doing so many more things than you could ever do. They've lived an entire lifetime worth of

maturity based on you do. When you get my age, when you get in your mid 30s, when you get in your mid 30s, the age difference just starts to dissipate. Right? It doesn't make that big of a difference whether I'm hanging out with a 25-year-old or a 55-year-old because we've all been there. We've all kind of lived our lives, right? Now, a 17-year-old and a 35-year-old is a huge difference, but when you get to 60,

a five-year-age difference is nothing. Yeah, 50-to-60. It doesn't seem like a lot. No, so when you're saying that you want a younger woman, we know what you mean. You want a girl in her 20s. That's what you're talking about, Frankie. You just don't want to say it on YouTube for fear you make a deep platform. That's the fun platform, too.

It's a fun platform, but they'll take you off. Lickety split. Just ask my uncle. He can't get his back. Angel, Chinese, Bernardo. Angel, Chinese Bernardo. Angel, Chinese Bernardo's secret. If you're 16 and you're going to seek a 50-year-old, is that obtainable? It is. But guys, okay,

I want to talk to you a little bit here, right? If you're looking for a woman in their 50s, right? You know, I'm talking about think, think, 50s, right? All right. All right. You know, I'm talking about think, think, think, 50, 50, five equals two. You know, I'm talking about think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think, if I give you that secret wink, think, think, think,

you know what that means? It's a 30. It's right. It's right. It's right. It's right. It's right. It's right. It's right. It's right. it's mr. franchise Come over to the franchise Frankie you're an asshole

You're dating your daughter's friends Pretending like she still lives in the door Stop lying to the college you don't go there Frankie Frankie you're getting too old for this shit come over to the franchise where we have rules You're getting too old for this shit come over to the franchise where we have rules Levels and rules unlike we we Wednesday Frankie I'm keeping an eye on you I already spelled bullshit and this video is only 6.5 minutes deep. By the way, your intro is lame, Frankie. Where did you buy that music?

Songs are us. It's a random. To franchise we can afford the Beatles, Frankie! That's my word better! I see you're up to three views per video! At the franchise we get millions! But don't let that stop you from Frankie B's salon sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Eeeh. Eeeh. Eeeh. By the way, for someone that owns a salon, you need a haircut! Eeeh.

What kind of lotion are you using in your hair? Trisco! Is that helmons in your hair, Frankie? That's why we have rules at the fridge. Eeeh. Eeeh. Eeeh. Eeeh. Eeeh. Eeeh. Eeeh. That's why we have rules at the French Duke's is good on your sandwich not in your bangs

Oh, I love when Mr. franchise shows that That's the franchise is great I'll put a link to the video up here in youtube.com slash the commercial break But if you want to know about Mr. franchise, he's in our last Frankie B video He made an appearance as Frank was talking about his business venture Frankie B's Salons or Frank Bernardo's salon suites and why it's better than the franchise and he said Mr That's why Mr. franchise So Mr. Franchise made an appearance. Well, man is looking for someone, another mate, a man younger than them,

believe it or not, or the same age at the worst. Maybe two years more. So if you're at the worst, at the worst two years more, what's the worst two years more God Frankie that's the other thing is Frankie is while while there may be some valid Advice here. It's hard to sift through right? What is the advice? He's not giving advice. He said point number one. Yeah guys want to date girls and

That's not advice. That's just a fact and By the way, that's just human nature. It's not giving advice. There's some advice, Frankie. Give some advice, Frankie. Dear old, looking for a 50 year old, right? I'm gonna tell you something, right? Now, you better be phenomenal, shake.

You better your grooming. You just got to be on par. Everything. If you want to make up for that small dick, let me tell you these five things you got to do. You better smell good. You better be fit. You better have a nice car.

And you better be ready to pay a lot of money at dinner. Cause she's ordering doos days to meet up for the meat. She's missing in the bedroom. You're a loser. Thanks for the meat she's missing in the bedroom. You're a loser. Thanks for coming to Frankie's. Come out, join the community. We're all so much fun over here. In about you, the way you dress, you know, how else are you going to get a younger girl?

You have to be the exception to the rule out there. You got to be that older guy that the woman looks at and goes, oh my god, look at this guy. You got to be that older guy. No, you don't. I'm living proof of that. Don't have to be that good looking to get that. What is he talking about? Yeah. He just goes on a rant. He does. They think it's your only 50 when you are 60 or 52 when you're 60. Well, how do you do that?

Well, obviously, guys, okay. It's taken care of yourself. It's working out. Great skincare routine. It's the way you dress. It's the way you carry yourself. It's your moxie. It's your style. It's your wallet. It's your belt. It's your shoes. It's the way you carry yourself, it's your maxi, it's your style, right?

It's your wallet, it's your belt, it's your shoes, it's the home you live in, it's the way that you talk to people. I mean, I think we've all been there in our lives where we've been to a bar or a place or whatever, where you're just like, whoa, there are just a bunch of older people out like checking each other out. There used to be this place in Knoxville that was called Michaels. And I mean, it was where everybody went.

Like it was just to check out. It's all over. Check out scene. The Knoxville Johnny's Hideaway. It is the Johnny Hideaway. Yes, and he is totally in that mix. It's so easy. Johnny's Hideaway.

For those of you that don't know and you come to Atlanta, you have to go to Johnny's Hideaway because it's this place thataway for those either don't know and you come to Atlanta you have to go to Johnny's hideaway because it's this place that plays a mix of music and has a mix of entertainment from bands and every fucking night without fail it is absolutely packed and there are people that just turn 21 today and people who turned 121 a year ago and they are all mixing and mingling smoke and cigarettes and having a great time Short and cocaine whatever they're doing. It's a place where all agents are involved. Oh first sure Probably one square of that floor at Johnny's hideaway. It's a kilo of cocaine. That's right

It's a light up squares on the floor. Yeah, the light up squares. I just imagine that there's been cocaine. I know I'm not going to tell the story, but listen, Johnny's hideaway is the place where I can see Frankie B. Oh, yeah, for sure. Well, you can't damn the wiki movies. Well, you can see Frankie looking my body. Oh, here comes that

asshole again. Hey, Janine, get the straight jacket ready. Frankie's back. He's got a soundtrack playing in his head. It's puddle of mud. Happy, you're superman. I would have fucked that soggy. What is he? What a puddle of mud even sing? I don't remember. I don't know. Okay, all right, back to fight. If you don't have any of the above that I just talked about, you're not going to get it. You're not even going to get a look. Forget the pussy go. What does he say?

You don't have. See, again, this is not advice. It's if you don't have it. So, okay, give it to us. From a 50-year-old. So, now let's talk about the other areas of concerns when you're going with a 50 year old If most your ira x you What are you talking about the other areas? I've already intimidated by this

He just said if you don't have these if you don't have any of these let's talk about a 50 year old Yeah, no, let's talk about a 50 year old 50 year olds. What do they have? It's called luggage baggage, okay? baggage what is that? Fitch children. It's got saggy tits. If you've got children, get the fuck out. Oh my god, Frankie, you just went from telling guys. What are you talking about? Where did this go? Frankie, what happened to Lini or thinking? Humans have been doing it.

It's got been doing it since the early thousands What's wrong with your brain I mean just literally said if you've got children it's baggage Children they suck little shit heads They suck little shit heads. All right, 99% of all 50 rolls still have children. Still have children. Still do. Still.

When do you get rid of them? Still think about that word you just said 99% of women still have children. They haven't gotten rid of them yet. Yeah, but you come to Frankie's D-Children. You need to get rid of your children. Hi, I'm Frankie B. I want to let you know. Welcome to Frankie B's D-Children franchise. You want to get one of those kids?

I'll help you do that. Living in the house. So guys, if you're not prepared for children and their opinions and how they can dictate a relationship, don't even go there because they're gonna have that. Just kidding, you can use it. I'm not really imagining they would have that. Of course. And I'm a child too, and I see Frank Benarro coming

to date my mother. I'm having an opinion. Yeah, I'm getting an opinion. Hmm. I'm getting a straight hallway from Frankivin. Yeah, yeah He's going to take your mother for a ride Tell your mother to go step immediately Ghost

I'd like to buy a tea pass Is our tea better They're frankly here's twelve dollars go buy a cup of tea My god Okay, here we go go out you can you can get excited, you could think, it's gonna work, but ultimately it won't, because 99% of the women out there, they're gonna listen to their children in that U. The children are gonna dictate the relationship,

not you, the children are gonna tell the mother, I don't like him, and the mother is gonna listen because they still have those Preface is the very beginning like I'm not reading books about this. I'm actually out there living And many many women have told me goodbye because You know how many dates I've lost because their children didn't like me. You don't have any dates I've lost because of children. I hate children, even my own. Do you know how many dates I've lost because of my own children?

Not because they told me not to go out the woman. They told the woman not to go out with me, my own children. I don't know what I did wrong to them. I only cheated on their mother a couple of times. I only dated the babysitter twice. If you're not prepared for all the above, don't even look at a 50-year-old. Two number two on dating. Wait, were only on number two?

Got number one was really long. There was a lot of stuff in there. I hope this video's not too many bullet points. We might have to roll this into another day of Frankie. Of course, we're on the 12 days of Frankie. We're only on day number one. Yeah. Stay number one, I've already, I already can't follow him.

In your 50s and 60s, and this is one that I had to learn, I had to learn the hard way. A couple of times. You know, when you first meet that woman, let's say you get the younger woman, you're excited. It's like, oh man, what can I do to impress her? You've got half a hearty. Your penis is more of an ex than it's been in years and it's a quarter of the way. You almost got your engine started. You're so excited. You're like,

I'm in a fucking... I know. I know. I wonder how long it's gonna take me to fuck up this one. Willing just throw everything at her. Okay, listen. Guys. Back your ass

Down one of the biggest mistakes guys make when they do get that younger woman They don't want to lose her to so excited. You want to so they tire up in the basement. Oh, no, that's just me Hardware what exactly did he do? I mean, I'm picturing. So curious. Like half a bottle of cologne. Yeah, half a bottle of cologne. Crazy, rented sports cars. Two or three Viagra a day where he's just got a raging proprietor. Hey, listen, I know you're only 22. You shouldn't have to deal with stuff like this, but I think I have to go to the hospital.

I can't get rid of my rating card on. I think I might owe D down by aggro. Hey, do you mind going to buy me some fiber? Can you give me some fiber one and some prunes while you're in there? Thanks, I haven't shit, I'm all bogged up. You know what I mean? Impressed. What do you do? You want to just shower them with gifts right away? You want to take them on vacations? You want to show what you're all about? Hey guys Slow down

I will say back your ass up I will say back your ass up settle down You don't want to smother him with your car the first to meet him Frankie I love you man. You're so good. You're so good for the commercial break Oh my god, it's gold like we found our I't know. We found the butter that belongs on our bread. All that stuff for at least minimum three to four months down the line. You have to give this time.

There's a lot of women out there. You know what, you gotta be very careful guys because they make a lot with you. They make tell you what you want to hear. Then they're gonna steal your money. Then they're gonna take your wallet in the middle of the night. They're gonna steal. But in actuality, they don't mean it.

They're unsure, but they're kinda hanging around. They're probably still on the dating websites. Waiting for something better to come along. Yeah. Frankie, how many times have this happened? Yeah, what has happened? Frankie. waiting for something better to come along. Yeah. Yeah. Frankie, how many times have this happened to you? Oh, who's happened? Oh, Frankie.

Oh, I feel too strong. Yeah, I came on too strong. Yeah. I think your persona's a little much. Yeah. If I'm going to be honest. They did a Google search that found their videos. That's right.

Of course, they're still in the dating apps. Yeah. They probably have a file open on you too. It's some private detective. Unless you really, really feel her love, right? Unless you feel her love, do yourself a favor. In the first month, month or two, put your money and keep it in your pocket.

All right. Do all the right things, take her out, whine and dine her. You can send her flowers not right away. They don't like that. You know, maybe after a month or two, you... That's, that's not true. That doesn't make any sense whatsoever.

Now, of course, if you meet someone on a blind date, you don't send them flowers the next morning. Unless you have stuff to go. Here's not true. That doesn't make any sense whatsoever now. Of course if you meet someone on a blind date You don't send them flowers the next morning. Let's do stuff together Here's the deal if you like someone Yeah, and this is coming from a girl if I like someone and someone sent me flowers fantastic If I liked someone I mean if I went on a date with someone and they were creepy as shit and then they sent me flowers Yeah, I'm not like I throw them in the trash. Yeah, but that's weird But this is really bad advice. And it's like, Frankie, not every woman

that ever lived on the universe is looking for your money. That's not true. Are there gold diggers out there on both sides of the aisle, my friend? They exist everywhere. There's lots of gold diggers everywhere, dude. And you know what, maybe you get taken once or twice. Well, maybe that's why you don't concentrate on looks,

which is what all he's doing. No, now you're taking it too far, holy stop. What are you doing? If you don't like it too bad. Too bad. If you don't like what I'm saying, go fuck yourself. You're welcome to comment down below. I'll accept the good and the bad.

I'll just delete the bad. Fun platform. He looks a fun platform. It's fun for the whole family. It's fun for the whole family. It's fun for the whole family except my daughters who are currently freaking out over my YouTube channel. You can do that. You know, you start splashing all the stuff at them right away.

They could be doing two things, all right? They could be taking advantage of you or they can like you, all right? But if you're not feeling it but if you're not feeling it, if you're not feeling it. S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S Oh you that was not a sound by that was a that was Brian Be doing it Well, is that oh My god, right now he's feeling it. Yeah, it's it's a trick or car no war is getting to his head I hear if you're the one He's feeling it. He's feeling it. Is that did you put your car in a war? Is getting to his head.

I hear if you're the one always given her the nice gestures of how nice she looks and I love your hair, your outfit looks fantastic tonight. And she's not precipitating. Is she's not precipitating? What the fuck does precipitating me? Ha! Somewhere in between Oh, yeah, okay, if she's not raining on you

Look out here comes the precipitation It's not even the chance of precipitation same the same things back to you You get it. There's a reason why because she doesn't like you, right? She can say, well, I need time. You know, this is a lot for me. She's not the right person, right? If they're talking that way, there's there's obstacles, okay? So I obstacle, he is, he this is deaf and a first-hand experience. Yeah, Frankie is, this is a need some time. I need this too much for me.

No problem. How long? 20, 30 minutes? I gotta go take a shit anyway. Let me know when I let you out of those handcuffs. This is 60, I'm guessing he's 60 in his 60s. Yes, he is. This is 60 plus years of dating trauma

that Frankie has now made a whole YouTube channel. Yes. It's my assumption. Listen, we all have dating trauma, I get it, but I think a therapist might be a better place to work this out. You're just given horrible, nondescript advice. And it's so transparent.

Like if you listen to Frankie long enough, you start to put the pieces of the puzzle together. He's obviously been Doppelstice been burned many times people have said that they love him and they don't love him, you know, but then again, you know, Frankie's a certain kind of person I don't know I mean, you know, uh, yeah, I think this might have worked back in the 80s, right? But I'm not so sure it's like or the seven. He would have been a perfect candidate for the love connection. Perfect. Perfect. Hot on. Spot on.

I would be very careful. So guys, what I'm trying to do right here is I'm trying to save you a lot of money that you're going to unnecessarily spend in the beginning, at least way, minimum. Two, I mean, two is even, is it scarce for me? I would say three months to really get the feel of that woman before you. Well, for a second here, because let me bring it down here. So Frankie is saying it's okay to spend money whining and dining.

Yes. And it's okay to get in their pants. Yeah. Here in there, that's fine. So what was he doing in the first month? What sides what? Did you buy somebody a car? I mean, was he like immediately, let's go on vacation?

I have a feelings Frankie's dating a lot of strippers. It's what's going on. Let me take it a trip. Put the ones back in your pocket, guys. David, for the third time, you're at the dance club. I think Frankie's having a relationship with the dance.. I think Frankie's having a relationship with the dance. Are you think he's having a relationship with the dancer? Something.

We all know those guys. We know a guy. Well, what he was trying to do seriously takes somebody on a trip in the first few weeks? Number one, number two, what other kind of money are you spending on somebody? Yeah, you're buying them a car. You're signing on a mortgage. What are you doing? That's a long suite.

That's a long suite. That's so long sweet. You start spending a lot of money on her. Don't sit number three, and I love this one. If you've ever been in a relationship where the girl, she goes, oh, I don't like your hair. I like a short. Ha's go to the plastic surgeon. Man, I got bit by that one, two year four times. I don't like you. I don't like you.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Have you ever heard this one? I think you're ugly. I just wanted to come out and say it. I know it's only our first date. I Know we just met five minutes ago I don't like your hair. I don't like anything about you. Let's change it. Let's change it off

Poor Frankie, I'm starting to have empathy now. Like I'm like, did you really hear this? No, I have never heard from a woman that I have just, I don't have hair, so maybe that I can't, but you're not. But I have never heard from a woman. I've never said that to any man. I have never said that to a man in the first couple of the years. You're taking somebody, marriage, that's when you say,

that's when you say, hey, Brian, you got a fat ass, you might want to get back to running Poor Frank Oh boy guy, I don't like that shirt. Why are you wearing that? Oh? They're cold. You just bought why doesn't he have a hood? That's not dressing Those jeans you got what do they have a zipper put that thing away I don't want that I don't like those glasses Frankie I don't like anything about you. Why are you existing?

Oh my God. Frankie, what is that code of a hood? I don't know. That's how they made it. What are you talking about? Oh my God. Why are it? god. Wow, it's too much. Wait too much. What are you talking about? Yeah. Why is that hat on your head? I hate that shirt. Hey, your hair. I hate that shirt. Why is that jacket? I brought. I hate everything about you.

What are they doing? Right? What they're doing? They're telling you they don't like you. That's what they're doing. You should run. Guys, is there comparing you to obviously the person in their last relationship, the person? What are you talking about? Oh no, this is it. No, you're just with someone that's mean

and you need to leave. That they're used to. If they start telling you what to wear, how to dress, why are you doing this? This in that, okay, I would be very skeptical about that because she's trying to you would know, she really Frankie. That's one of the red flags that you'd have is if someone start telling you, they don't like anything about you. Including the fact that your coat has a hood on it.

Fog. I got to talk to a diversity. Diversity. Perciprocification. Perciprocification. Forciickification. Mold you. And if you comply, if you can comply once,

then she's gonna do it again and again and again. What are they doing? They're trying to turn you into the same person is their last relationship, but only their hope and you got a better attitude. All right? Okay. What? What?

What? I love this. I love this. I love this. You're going to take care of them better. When I say take care of them, I'm not talking monetarily. I'm just talking about making them the little, I've talking about it in the sack with your cock.

Princess putting them on the pedestal, all right? But if that happens to you, I would be very careful because it's not going to stop. So just be alert of that. Watch how they talk to you, watch and see if they're trying to mold you into the prior relationship. Okay. First of all, you can't watch how someone talks. I'm just going to let you know that. You got to listen to them. into the prior relationship. Okay. Okay. Ah, ah, ah, ah, four weeks and if they tell you your face is ugly don't worry about it. If they're cheating on you be careful. That's not advice. That's common sense.

Oh, Frankie. Oh man poor guy. We got 12 more days of this. He's done a number. He has a many do it. Couple people do a number on him. Yeah, he certainly has. Well, listen, you get up there in the age like I am and you've been through a few rocky roads and you know what you like and what you don't like. And only if you're lucky enough, do you get an angel like Astrid that comes along and saves your ass from certain destruction.

That's right. That's for sure. Ah, 12 days of Frankie. We'll be back next time with another episode With Frankie B and then don't forget ask Hopefully you're not gonna be taking the last week in December in the first week in January I almost called you I almost called you I called Jeff and you I'll be like Brian Jeff. Oh really does he get upset? Oh he doesn't okay

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