The Commercial Break - A Visit From Mr. Spirit!

Episode Date: April 11, 2022

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Well, speaking of hell, if I wasn't so in control of my emotions, I might be inclined to say that's the sort of place you should consider making a visit towards. On this episode of the commercial break. I think we're on minute number 14 and a half of what little fame we probably won't receive because of this stupid fucking podcast. And this TikTok. Well, we have to keep going with it now. I, speaking of people knowing your background, I can't get in the other job now. No, no, you're not gonna get in the other job.

You kidding me, but I mean, that is a serious consideration for this podcast. Okay, because she just, she's that next to you, but she said, just sit down, just sit down, that's the car's that next to you, but she said just sit down just sit down That's true. Risa, you're not a great representative for Spirit! We're going back to Miss Cleo! Your Spirit Representative have been revealed! Your spirit represents the privileges of Ben Rivo! The next episode of the commercial break starts now.

So, for cancer kittens, welcome back to another episode of the commercial break. I'm Brian Green, and this is my dear friend, Chrissy. Holy best to you, Chrissy. Best to you, Brian. Best to you out there on the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us on yet another episode of this. Come on, shall we? Okay, here it goes. There it goes.

This. Arrrr. Arrrr. Arrrr. Arrrr. Arrrr. This TikTok thing is out of control. What?

What part? What part about it? The kids are like in the TikTok. The kids on the TikTok. Kids these days. Kids these days, always on the tiktok and they're talking. They're always doing that tiktok shit. I love watching it. I don't get it. I'm not into it. I don't do it, but I like watching it. Yeah, it's fun to watch. So recently I was watching a video that seemed pretty popular on tiktok,

but I couldn't understand why. And what it was, it was a guy way high up in a cell phone tower and he was staring down at what looked to be two cars parked like one right in front of the other. And what of them looked like a police car and another one looked like an SUV. And what he was trying to zoom in on, but he was so high up, he couldn't really zoom in

on it too much was there was people standing behind the SUV. I saw it, and I like 125,000 hearts or something, and I was like, wow, that's a lot of hearts for a video of two people parked in front of each other. What I just learned, because it became a news story, is that it was an actual video of the police officer fucking a woman behind her car while he was on duty, and he didn't realize that there was a guy

up in the cell phone tower taking a video of him and that cops it's hot that cops shit it's hot man you gotta be careful when you're a cop you can't be banging people behind your cursor I mean listen if this was any other profession this would be a funny video right yeah like if the I don't know. The electric company guy was banging somebody behind the electric company, got a milk man or some shit like that. It would be funny, but this cop who apparently is a bad cop, like he's done a bunch of shit. Like now, that was all records come out.

That's the problem. And it could have been like, and retaliation. Like if you do this, I won't take you to jail. Yeah, well that's why, you know, when you work for the government, they want to know Yeah, well, that's why they, you know, when you work for the government, they they want to know everything about you. It's because they want to know they even want to know your credits. They want to know every financial transaction you've ever done because they're concerned

that somebody gets ahold of those records and says, I know you did this. I didn't pay taxes on that. And then all of a sudden, you're fucked. But now it's like the TikTok, what, you know, Andy Warhol said every. What happened with that? what was the outcome? He got fired okay, obviously right he got fired But he was also apparently like not a good cop. He's been gone from dirty dirty Very dirty at a sock cock

He was slapping it around in the back of that cruise. It was in Georgia. It was in millen Georgia Millen Georgia is 170 miles away a south of Augusta, Georgia. It was in Millen, Georgia. That's great. Millen, Georgia is 170 miles away at south of Augusta, Georgia. That is in no man's fucking land. Population 3,000, 3,500. That is a tiny, tiny little, no where. They're on the TikTok, there. They're on the TikTok, 15 and a half million views.

Can you imagine? The only thing that makes this story better is if the guy is married. Doesn't make it better for the wife. Makes it better just in general for the story. But I just keep on thinking to myself, Andy Warhol said, everyone will have their 15 minutes of fame. That's true.

He said this back in like the late 60s. I've been watching the documentary actually. On HBO. On Andy Warhol. Yeah, okay. Fascinating character. Very fascinating. He said that and now I'm, for many years,

I've kind of thought, well, that probably is going to happen. Look at us. You like a, I think we're on minute number 14 and a half of what little fame We probably will receive because of this stupid fucking podcast And you know this tiktok. We have to keep going with it now I Speaking of people know in your background. I can't get in the other job now. No, no, you're not gonna get a job You kidding me, but I mean that is a serious consideration for this podcast.

You know what I'm saying? At some point, I realize probably 50 episodes in. I realize, and then 50 episodes in, I mean, I don't want to be be breakadocious about the traffic because I know lots of podcasters. And it's all about perspective. If you do a podcast about model trains, 1500 downloads, you might be the best model train podcast in the world, right? But to put it in perspective where a comedy podcaster

could be a broad audience for our shows. Who doesn't like comedy? Who doesn't like comedy? Well lots of people don't like our kind of comedy. I'll just go right down and tune into that. Five stars, I hate it. Five stars, hate it, unrelatable, unfunny, obnoxious. Five stars.

When we had like 1500 downloads, episode number 40 or 50 or whatever it was, I remembered thinking to myself, coming to the realization, I was at the beach, I was taking a walk or run down the beach, and I, reflecting. And I came to the realization that there is no way that this is ever gonna come off the internet 100% Plus our credit score has gone way down our credit score

Well, that's because we spend so much money on that fucking show We don't make it back The realization is we're not getting another job. No, no, someone's gonna look at the show and they're gonna go I can't yeah have some former Coke head stripper bang and you know Jail criminal and my own Or maybe I maybe they will maybe there's a niche for that you know derelict podcasters derelict

Good guy a good guy. I'm a good guy. You're a great guy. Thank you. My best friend. Thank you. I appreciate that. Well, you know, you could be a Darrellict also and then you could be, I, I, I just haven't told about it.

I know. You don't talk about it. There's a reason we're about it. I'm the asshole. Keeps my mouth open. There's a reason we're running, buddies. That's right. Let him take all the responsibility.

Exactly. Yeah. I mean, he's got to think about it. There's, there, yeah. It's, what's happened. That's what it is. Maybe I could become a police officer though. Yeah.

Well, police officers, he cares. They're too dirty. Uh, when, when, think about it, 10 years from now, 12, 15 years from now, 20 years from now, when we're in our 50s, right? When we're in our 50s, and let When we're in our 50s and let's say the whole podcast thing didn't pan out to be a million dollar operation. We didn't give all five five five.

Anybody. And then it's like, oh, well, I guess I got a retire now. I shouldn't give you ideas because then you'll call me tomorrow and be like, I'm done with the pot. But I have thought of it. Now I'm in deep. Now we're in deep. We're in way too deep. So please visit our sponsor specializing where else in codes. We need to account them. Please, please. I, one of the reviews that we got, and then I got some feedback from additional listeners,

and I think that they're probably right. We oftentimes, because I don't like to make the show too much longer than an hour usually. I don't feel that people, and I think this would be- I'm a good nugget. Yeah, it's a good nugget of time. We do this three hours a week. So...

We do. It's a lot of content. We do, yeah, three hours a week, but we record three days a week. Yeah, we record three days a week. And then what's supposed to be that I get here at 12.30 means we start at 130. And then you're supposed to leave by 330 and leave by six. That's right. It gets inevitably. No. I I got to change a diaper.

We talk for half an hour. Someone takes a phone call. I got a text message to somebody. None of the equipment works for the, again, for the million time. So we record, so we put out our output. Our throughput is three hours a week and that's a lot of content to create and to put out. But what we are in the bad habit of doing and we got us straight in this out Some way for shape or form and I think the right thing to do is to start a little earlier on the on the meat and potatoes of the show

Number one number two do a part two if we don't finish a video because people are complaining They're they're demanding and it makes sense to me if I was listening and I listened to many other podcasts I never listened to ours. But I listened to many other Dora Edit these shows I did it. I was there I listen to many other podcasts and I want to know what happened of course you do you want to know a Theon nature so even like if I'm watching a bad show with the humanator. Even like if I'm watching a bad show,

I don't know what it is. I don't know what it is. Right, so we should give the viewers, the listeners and the viewers. We should give you the respect you deserve and finish some of these videos that we never finish. And I'm so sorry about this.

We should make a whole week of Part 2s. Yeah, well, this is gonna start off the week of Part 2s. So one of the ones specifically that people had mentioned was that we did the Teresa Kapood or video and we were only about 10 minutes into a 20 minute video. Yeah. She's really honing her skills and does anyone have a leg? Does anyone have a leg?

Can I get in the first time in the leg? Does somebody have a shoe? Does somebody know someone that had a leg? Did he stop breathing when he died? Right. Because he's telling me he stopped breathing. He's jumping up and down. He's also saying saloo.

Yes, saloo. He's jumping up and down on one leg, and that's my signal that he's jumping up and down on one leg. Three-sick of foodo is ridiculous. She's being ridiculous as she always does. We've talked about this ad nauseam on this show, but I'll say it again.

Three-sick of foodo is using a trick. This is a trick used by a lot of people, speakers, preachers, a lot of people who they're doing crowd work. And what she is doing is something that a lot of psychics quote unquote will do. And she casts a wide net and she starts saying very broad general things.

Is this someone at Brownhaired? Is someone have a father? Is someone at... I'm picturing someone that brown hair? Does someone have a father? Does someone have? I'm picturing someone that had a heart condition. Someone was born through a canal. There's a chair. There's a chair. Is it a chair?

Do you know someone that said in a chair? Are you sitting in a chair? Right. She goes broad and then she starts working her way in. Until she finds it. Until she finds it. The bait. Yeah, the person that will believe her, right?

The person that's bought it. What is the first bite? She, yeah, so someone gets hooked. That's just some of the bite. Mm-hmm. And what? What's the first try? We're hard hitting journalists here at...

Only the finest journalist of ATCV. So Teresa Caputo is doing what she is doing here on Anderson Cooper live, which apparently is an online show that used to run after Anderson Cooper's show. She's in this audience and she is having a hard time because she people are playing along, but only for like only with the very broad questions like, you know, did someone have hair? Did they have blue eyes?

And we also noticed there was like a little bunch of people, three or so people that were communicating to her somehow. Anyways, we are being hard hitting journalists on this. We're gonna figure it out. We're gonna figure it out, but I got information on that. Someone actually told me that they had been in that studio, someone contacted us, they had been in that studio, and that those three people on the side were Anderson's producers. They may have been pointing for the cameraman to us. They have been in that studio and that those three people on the side were Anderson's producers. They may have been pointing to the for the cameraman to go. Yeah. So we thought

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Now let's hear a word from our sponsors and we'll be back after this commercial break. Let's move back just a little bit. Just the sister was always there. I just wanted you. I mean, that's a very narrow thing. I just wanted you to know that your sister was always alive until she died. She's telling me that by spinning her finger around her head, kuku in the kuku mo... Oh, she's talking to me.

Spirit says, we also believe that Teresa Caputo is using her big hair to hide earpieces. Now she may not be doing it in Anderson Cooper because I think she'd be afraid of getting caught. It's a really bad hairstyle. It's horrible. And who has that unless you're hiding something? Exactly. She knows that looks bad.

She just needs something. She's wearing like Louis Vuitton shoes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. I'm hers. Well, who had it? So, and did you always sit with your mom? Did you ever have dinner with your mother?

Did it? Did your mother ever feed you lunch? She's telling me by making a chewing noise. She's saying that you guys had lunch together. Is this correct? Is this sound familiar to you? Did you ever talk to your mother? She's saying you guys together. Is this correct? Is this sound familiar to you? Did you ever talk to your mother? She's saying you guys talked.

Is that true? Did you know your mother's phone number? She's saying you knew her phone number. Did you know her name? Yeah. She's saying there's a series of digits that only you know in this audience. She's saying it's related to her cell phone.

Do you know those numbers? Can you say them out loud? Does it have a seven in it? Is there a six? She's saying a five. She's making a hand signal. Can't see it because I'm looking at you. But my daughter know that I knew that she was always there.

Did you tell your mom it was OK to let go? She wants to thank you for that. She wants to thank you for releasing her soul here in the physical world. What if she were the woman that was that she's talking to was like, no, I told her, don't let go. Yeah, I said, we need you. Where is the will? Not okay to go. Where is the will, mom? We don't know where it is. Hang on a few more

minutes. And by the way, this lady is not shaking her head or notting her head. Nothing you can see on the camera. She's staring at Theresa. Well, like a coldness in the room. She's like, eh, baby. When you're standing next to the AC register, do you get a coldness in the middle of the summer? That's your mother. She's telling me she's there.

She's jumping up and down on one leg with a glass of wine. Salud. Salud, she's saying salud. Go on that trip. Are you going on a trip to Italy? No. Who's going on a trip to Italy? Who's been on a trip to Italy? Does anyone know where Italy is? I see how to spell it. Have you ever seen a map of Italy? It's a boot. Yeah. Does anyone, is anyone Italian? So when you would sit with mom, you would feel the presence of other loved ones that have departed, is that correct? No.

Oh, she says no. Ah! I love it said no. She is, Teresa is bombing. Yes. Now, I have read accounts. She will not allow anybody to audio or videotape her inside of her own like events.

Yeah. She was here in Atlanta last year, right after we did the three secretive thing. That's right, because I don't want to go. And I wanted to go. Yeah, but I read that the security is so tight there that there probably, I can go, but then I can just give you a mic. It's like Bob Dylan security tight.

Why is Bob Dylan security? Well, I mean, we don't, you couldn't film him. We were going to show the other. Oh, now they have these bags, you've got to put your phones in. We didn't have to do that. I have had to do that before. I had to do that when I went and watch black swan At the premiere here in Atlanta. Remember that movie a long time ago. Okay. I went to the premiere here I've seen a swan if you have seen a swan a black swan. They don't exist. I'm just kidding. That's a joke if you see the unicorn

Someone is eating Cheerio. Did you ever had a cheerio? Do you know what a cheerio is? Your mother's telling me by slurping milk that she knows your cheerios. She's going to get back, she just said. What did she just say? She said, we'll go back. She said, what? We'll go back a few seconds

so that we can't get through a video. There was a presence near you. And the woman says now. Now she says, do you often feel the presence of other people near you? And she said now. I love it. presence of spirit.

So when you would sit with mom, you would feel the presence of other loved ones that have departed she said no. I thought. presence of spirit. So when you would sit with mom, you would feel the presence of other loved ones that have departed. Is that correct? Nope. Nope. Nope. No, that that spirit.

No, that spirit. No, that that spirit. Do you have a fart? No, that that spirit. No, that that spirit. Do you have a fast gas? That spirit coming through. Yeah.

Yeah. What a gas bubble. Do you have a sneeze that's spirit coming through? Just know that that spirit coming through. I can see your father he's whacking off. This is way is telling me that that spirit coming through. She just glided by the woman saying no. Of course she goes that spirit. Yeah, because she thinks that's some spirit. She didn't say it out loud. She just shook her head. So she's hoping that no. Of course. She goes that spirit. That spirit. Yeah. Because she thinks. That's some spirit. She didn't say it out loud.

She just shook her head. So she's hoping that no one called it. Teresa's bombing here. Do you understand that? She also wants to thank you for not treating her as if she was sick. Did your mom always complain about being cold?

She's a cold woman. Wait, woman in your life is not complained about being cold. That's all I got. They're actually older people. Yeah, older people. Of course they do. Yeah, they're cold. Okay. Wait, woman in your life is not complained about being cold. That's all I got. They're actually older people. Yeah, older people, of course they do. Did your mom ever complain about being old? Did your mom wear a sweater?

Yeah. Did your mom ever get a headache? I know, she's coming through right now. I can hear her coming through. She's talking to me, spirit is talking to me. But need to blanket and place it to the side. That's my symbol for that they're not cold anymore on the other side. Really it's not.

She's seeing the mom. She's seeing the mom. She's playing with the blanket to the side. And she's not cold anymore. She took a brawl. That's the sign that it tits on no longer sagging on the other side. Her physical body is lifted and so did her nipples. She got that poop job she was waiting.

So Reese is so full of shit. You can see it while you're talking to somebody. This lady is- She's like a new fangled carny. Yeah. She takes multi-dasking to a whole nother level. People are talking to her through one side of her head. She's seeing things through another side of her head.

She's seeing spirit. And having a full conversation right here. Yeah. Yeah. Any disability in that hair? I am wearing that hair. Yeah. Well, that hair hides the earpiece. I sense that she has something on her head.

I sense. I see something big and boofy. So who was buried in a red dress? Oh Red dress Anderson is trying to get at her so she can go well She's just said no, but Teresa is gonna move along because she knows if Anderson starts asking questions Right is the ballpark now watch how would a big deal she is a hard-hitting journalist She goes has anybody does anybody buried in a red dress now watch this? Or they, or they, you go, oh, no, not me. Or they would, or someone was viewed,

because they, they had me stand at the casket and I saw someone viewed. They have me stand at the casket. They dragged me to casket. Was anybody buried in the casket? Is there any caskets? Does anybody know what a casket is? Help me here. Have you ever been to a funeral home? Do you know somebody who's been to a funeral home? Did you drive by a funeral home?

Barry did a red dress. Wow. Said, can you believe that this is how I was laid to rest? That's right. That's right. Or did someone, they just told me, yes. So who was that? They just told me, yes.

So you thought that? They just told me, yes. She's hearing something in her ear. Yeah. Yeah, she's hearing her producers in her ear. You thought that about someone? You thought that about someone. What?

What? What? What? Is anybody afraid of the red dress? No, but I that about someone. Is anybody buried in a red dress? No, but I thought about it. No, you thought that you thought that someone should be buried in a red dress. I was talking to my husband yesterday and I said, you know, we'll be pretty as if I was buried in a red dress. I'm going to try it on right now.

I thought that about someone. Oh, and she's wearing a red shirt. I'm sorry. What did you say? Here comes the crazy old lady. My mother was in a few chadress and she was close. She was few chad. And when she died, she was holding my hand and she said, the light, the light, it's so bright.

Can you turn that fucking ring light off? I don't care about your tickeduck. My mom asked me to turn the ring light on. And this is mom, mom, it's okay to go. And is your dad also departed as well? Yes, he is. So know that they are together. Oh, I know it.

They were mutton Jeff in real life, and now I'm sure they're together again. She wants you to know how beautiful she looked when she was late to rest, because I don't know if people could have said it on her bed. And there's said, looks like, what the fuck are you talking about, lady? Yeah, I want you to know she thought she looked beautiful in that dress. She took a million pictures.

Like, she hated that. This is just like, this bothered me. Yeah, but I guess for a person like this, who doesn't think you just stood up. Yeah, well, I'm not sure it helps though. Does it, it helps give them hope that. I guess. I don't know.

Is something kind of comfort? She is searching this room for one person who believes her bullshit. And Anderson is not it. Look at him. He's like, no, not by Teresa. He's just like, said, you didn't know what to bury her in whatever it was.

I felt like it was perfect. It was. Did you not put shoes? What was with the shoes? Everything had to be this dyed to match. And she was. She was at 80. Everyone had to be dyed to match, including my mother. She dyed to match.

You. Oh my god. This lady is, this lady believes in her mother. Play airs it again. I know. Anderson has the perfect poker face. He never, that face is never different, except he's when he's drinking with that Andy Warhol and everything.

Andy Richter, what's his name? Andy Bravo, Andy. Andy Bravo. No facts on this show, guys. No facts. Just remember. Three, four, I'm sure right now, because I'm nervous, but for 80th birthday, we took her to Las Vegas because that was the love of her life as gambling.

But you buried her with the shoes. She lost the house when I was a kid. That's what I want to be remembered for. She borrowed money from loan sharks. We're in a lot of debt. Yes. The shoes are the shoes with Usher as well. Yeah, died to match.

Stop it. Stop it. We're sisters and it is her mother too. And whose spouse is past? Oh wait, you have the religious, who's are those? Are you wearing someone's religious articles? I said that early, didn't I? Didn't I? Didn't I say that earlier? Didn't I say that earlier? Someone's wearing a cross. Someone's wearing a cross. I told you somebody was going to wear a cross. I told you I knew it. Spirit came to me. Way to wet-flop right on my head.

That's my sign for spiritual articles. Do you have a smell cast in the room? That spirit. Can you smell the gas right now? I just cropped us, did that spirit. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, man. That spirit burp is that that spirit that spirit burp. Yeah, that spirit I'll be like what? Yeah, every time I fart

I'm that spirit talking to you It's mom spirit coming through me It's saying hello Who's is that perfect? I said it's, the mother or grandmother that's wearing the mirror. And you're like, I said it. Your mother or grandmother. Oh my, you didn't feel like raising your hand?

You're gonna bat with me on your hand. You said like that. No wonder why my picture isn't up in the hallway. I was like, what? What? No, what? Ah. Ah.

Yeah. Yeah. And there was a woman that's with, Tamara is, Tamara. Tamara Braxton? Braxton. Yeah, yeah. And there was a woman that's with Tamara. Is Tamara Braxton? Braxton. She has no role. She's like, why did you bring it here?

Hey Cooper, what's going on? And meanwhile, every time that Teresa gets bogged down, she just starts laughing. She puts a joke out there. Yeah, she does. That's part of the craft but for those you know some people watching this will say and i i'm a scapegoat will say look your

you know in a room of of 250 people whatever somebody will certainly have had all time but that's a thing unfortunately we all lost someone in our lives we all lost somebody and we also lose someone to a heart attack, lung cancer, just cancer. Right, that makes my job easier. That makes my job easier. I just name those things and somebody inevitably

raises their hand. I can't believe that's the thing. And this is how I've made millions of dollars. What do you think I am a dumb shit? No, not a dumb shit, I'm a con artist. There's a big difference. But it's the details that spirit gives is what is mind blowing and phenomenal. What would make to think that they're going on a trip to Europe?

I mean. I mean. You're a producer reading their Facebook page? That's. Or it's just like random way everybody wants to go to Europe. In a room of 250 Americans, someone's on their way to Europe. Yeah. I can guarantee it. It's where we came from You know that she lost a three-month-old daughter

Well that somebody was wearing religious eye. I mean and people can say it those are common things But it's the specific details that spirit gets and does this happen to you all the time I mean if there ever time where you're like I mean you are asking that question during the break where you're just your mind is Arrested this people aren't coming to you. Well, it's just when I choose not to acknowledge them or not. Bye. Bye. No one's home. That's my day.

No one is home. It's bear it. Not again, devil. Not again. Not today, Satan. Not today. That's such a... Orch shit.

Orch shit. I do not acknowledge them. There's just ghosts running around loving them. Yeah. But that's the whole thing. She says that there's ghosts running around 24 a day. She sees them, she hears them, and she tunes in Tokyo anytime that it just doesn't make any fucking sense whatsoever.

I really don't. Boundaries. You know, when I approach someone out and give a spontaneous reading, it's on there. There's a ghost next to you. No. Do you know anybody with a piece of hair? Did you know anybody that breathed?

Watch out. Watch out. Ah. Look out, they're taking their clothes off. Look out, they're moving their blanket to the left. That tells me that they're warm. She's out in New York. It's like 32 degrees.

And she's like, do you feel a colonist in the air? That spirit, spirit's talking to you. We're gonna go, hey you, you know, it's, I'm there for wild spirits pushing me spirit. They won't leave me alone. I could be choking on my food, having trouble breathing. You say spirit is pushing you.

Yes. You can. I could be choking on my food. That spirit won't let me alone. You say spirit is pushing you. You say it's spirit that's pushing you, huh? And it's not bullshit that's pushing you. It's not that paycheck that you get every week

from A&E or whoever runs your shitty show. Yeah. I mean, I didn't wake up one day and say, oh, I think I want to be a medium. You know, I was just born this way. So I just have a question. When you said the spirits are pushing you, like when you saw the casket.

And so the spirit pushed you to a casket? What I mean by pushing is like, they'll just keep showing me things because my life is too much. Flashcards? Different. Here. What is that happen?

This an iPad. It's an iPad. And what happens is they flip through. Yes they search it they search cast get red dress They show it to me. I see it out of this corner of my eye I'm still looking at you having a conversation. It's a whole process We have a whole thing worked out and since they can't since I can't hear them when you're talking to them What happened you hear that? That was spirit Spirit screaming bloody murder Spirit wants a happy meal

So we have this whole signal thing worked down. I bounce up and down I missed this spirit. I'm here at Anderson Cooper. What can I do for you? Look for somebody who had a leg! Who's that in the chair? Who's sat in the chair? Or anybody who's driven a car? You're short of hit on that one.

I'll talk to you later. It's Mr. Spiritt! Out! It's me's Mr. Spirit out. It's me, Mr. Spirit. I'm going to lay a big wet fart in the room. Then you tell everybody that's Spirit. I'm going to make a... I'll ask if someone had died in a casket. No. Alright one. Stop, Chrissy, you're confusing her. I'll be the official representative for Spirit if you don't mind.

It's the reason to stay off. Leave her message. Mr. Spirit will get back to you later. We can't push her. We have to show her our iPad. You don't know how the process works, Chrissy. I'm fed. Put it on your Facebook page. She'll scroll through your feed while she's talking to somebody on tape. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Your hair looks beautiful, Teresa. Oh my God. How about those nails? We'll be back later. Everybody else's. But by showing me in a standing in front of a casket with someone in a red dress, that's not something common that people would do

It is not common that someone would lace someone to rest in a fuchsia Parisa hold on one second you're getting in the deep end Hello, Mr. Spirit come on in to his tune in I'm trying to save you from embarrassment. Oh, and Anderson. When you say it's not common that people are show the casket from the spirit, you're correct. You're self like a dipshit.

Teresa, you're not a great representative for spirits. We're going back to miss Cleo Your spirit representative Miss Cleo had better hair anyway You had better hair anyway. Oh my god. I can't stop laughing. Oh. Yes, correct.

I mean, I don't know. I could be wrong. I can't buy a shirt. Probably. I've also learned as being medium, not everyone views their loved ones physical body. And we take those things for granted. You know, people will say, oh, of course, I lost my father.

Of course, I lost my grandparents. But for me, I'm very blessed. I still have my parents here in the physical world. I still have a grandparent here in the physical world. My husband survived to brain tumor. I still have my in-laws here. I'm very blessed. No one knows what you're talking about.

You're managed to confuse them. Oh, you're doing well to resale. Keep confusing them. To sit with someone when they're ill. I didn't have that experience. So we tend to take things for granted. And that's where it's just about being more aware and knowing that our loved ones are still with us. And just don't take things for granted. Anything that's for granted. Of what? Fucking talking about he asked her a question and just

embrace them as symbols and signs that your loved ones are with you trying to get your attention So you know that they're he won't she won't even look at your attention. I mean, well, what are you supposed to do with their attention? Like it's my mom my mom passed away two years ago What I'm taking it for great lay I'm gonna confuse them what she's saying because if my mom is next to me jumping up and down on a one-leg But my mom is next to me jumping up and down on a one-leg sand saloon. Well, what, I mean, what else is to do with that? Yeah, I don't know.

Cheers her back. That's the thing. That's why Teresa is dangerous. That's why she's bad. That's why she's bad. She's a horrible human being. It's because she is telling everybody, take these signs and signals and all this other shit.

The truth is, you're giving people, now maybe it does happen. I'm not saying, I'm not saying it doesn't. Yes, I think we may not even be able to see it. That's correct. But for somebody to be, to be, I mean, I know in your afterlife, you're gonna be pinching Nipple's laughing blood.

I'm gonna be slapping asses all over town. Look out, that spirit. That spirit sexually assaulting my twin brother. Hey, Kevin, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops

whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops Mom, what do you think? That's why this sucks. Mom, what do you think about this podcast? Are you here? Now this lady is for the rest of her life

is going to believe that her mother is hanging around in a few chaddress, talking to her. And that to me is the dangerous part. I know, yeah. I'm not saying it doesn't happen. But if it does happen, Teresa fucking Caputo is not the person that Spirit chooses to come through. Not every single, like every Spirit chooses to come through to Lisa Caputo.

I think you would be like a religious experience. Yeah, or it's a personal. Yeah, something. My God. Even a bunch of mushrooms. Yeah. She's, I've seen some spirits in my time. I've drank some spirits in my time.

I think I've been some spirits in my time. I've drank some spirits in my time. I think I've been some spirits in my time. I think I've visited the afterlife a couple of times. Watch me when English is super dark time. Okay, Anderson, we made it through a video! We did! We did! I love you. And I refuse. Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo that Theresa Caputo can see every spirit that ever was ever. Just because, yeah.

My belief, and here, let's go back to this just for a second. So my belief is, and we can go right to the beginning of this, and for those of you that didn't see it, yeah, we'll recap. My belief is this. My belief is that to recycle. I know it would be overwhelming. You wouldn't even be able to function. Yeah, that's right.

And people were screaming and yelling at you and pushing you toward caskets. You would be. And salute, jumping on a leg, pushing blankets. Yeah. I knew there's handled it so well. And they'd hurt. That's right.

My belief, our belief here at the commercial break, is that Teresa Caputo is using electronic devices as well as producers and information gathered before the show. And this is why she's having such a hard time on a show like Anderson's, because Anderson's producer did not allow her to fleece the audience. Audience ahead of time for information that they could use. And this is, supposedly, what happens in her live events is that you buy a ticket, they make you give them your email address and some additional information, name, address, contact info.

And then the producers are already doing homework long before you get there. Then when you get there, there are plants in the audience and they ask, why are you here? Oh my dad passed away a couple of years ago and I'd like to talk to him, oh that's horrible, wouldn't be dying for him. And they're wired. And they're wired, right? And they are getting this information, They know who you are. You are now picked out of the crowd and they tell Teresa who to go to talk to and what information by way of, I think, by an earpiece and possibly some kind of device attached to her head that is a pressure sensor. And by pressing a certain button, they can tap the back of her head with that pressure center. Yes, no, maybe so.

Yeah. That's right. Or why else would you have never ever seen Teresa Caputo's ears in public? Why? Why? Why? Why have you done seeing her ears?

Teresa, I dare you. I dare you. I dare you. I will never say your name in public again. I will issue an apology. I will tell my friends and my family. I will sing your praises. I will buy tickets for everyone that I know myself to go to your live event every time you come

with an 100 miles of my home. If you come to the commercial break without ouch, your hair done like that, and you read me, and you can tell us some information about people that have passed away that no one else would know. Also, I just want to let the dead die. Be. Yeah. I want the dead. I want the dead to die. That's what I want. I just want the dead. Be. They don't need to be resurrected, worrying about me. That's right. Let's go back to the beginning of this when Teresa

starts, because this is really where she kind of fails. Yeah. You were reading something else. Somebody lost a spouse, newly, and someone also lost a sister. And someone is also wearing the mother or grandmother's religious articles, whether it's some mother or grandmother's religious articles. Someone lost a mother, a father, a sister, a brother, cousin, articles someone lost a mother of father assist a brother cousin uncle and a friend

Someone they knew someone in the magazine Walt Disney does anybody to say funny. No that Listen to how many things she just said yeah, it's very broad a Miraculous metal Miraculous Metta with a miracle. It's a miracle, maddening. I think I'm right, I'm right here. Is your wife departed?

Yes. Your wife is departed? It's a good one, yes. Okay, because she just, she's that next to you, but she said, just sit down, just sit down, and that's your personality to tell you just, you know, maybe don't speak up yet quite so much. Is that her wedding ring?

No, it's my mother's wedding ring. Oh, which one's that? First of all, why are you wearing your mother's wedding ring? That's a weird dude. That's true. He's got his mother's panties on too. It's me, Mr. Spirit, tell him. Say it to Lisa!

Say it! Did you like to dress up at your mother's panties? Why, yes, I did! That's your wife's right now! No, it's my mother's! That's the first one, ain't it, right? No, it's his neighbors! He stole it! Oh my god! That's too funny! No, it's his neighbors. He stole it.

Oh my God. Too funny. The wedding ring. And that's your mom's wedding ring? Yes, it is. This is my wife's wedding ring here. It's on another woman. Why do I keep getting the thing with the chair?

Why is there a chair? Do you see a chair? Have you sat on the chair? Do you own a chair? Would you like a chair? Do you see a chair? If you sat on the chair, do you own a chair? Would you like a chair? Do you know the chair? Ask him about the chair. Ask him about trees. Has he ever seen trees? Oh my god, I don't think so. Ask him if he's ever seen television.

Black, white or otherwise. He's wearing his mother's wedding ring. Oh my god. Teresa's fumbled. She's filing out right here at the base. We don't know who that woman is next to him. That is where his wife is. He him. No, that's where he lives. Yeah.

He's not wearing his wife's, but he's wearing his mother's. He's wearing his mother's wedding ring, and he's some stranger sitting next to him is wearing his wife. So weird family. I think the real story is those two. Why does Anderson? He fell a little moustache.

Yeah, he's got a moustache, you know. He's a dapper, Dan. If I was Anderson, I'd go straight to those two. Right. Oh, that's very strange. What's your story? Are you willing to do another episode? She's a dapper Dan. If I was Anderson, I'd go straight to those two. I'd be like, oh, not 30 seconds. Give me a second. What's your story? Are you willing to do another episode after this? About you?

Why are you wearing your mother's body? Yeah. Or did she have an issue with her legs prior to her passing? No. Sorry, lady. You use her legs. Yeah. Ask her if his mother had trouble use her legs Ask her if his mother had trouble with her legs after her death Did she have a hard time walking after her passing?

Skurup she had a hard hard time doing sit-ups after Something with a stomach one had a stomach with the issue with the legs What Look at that With the legs where your husband was bed restriction is that correct? Well, you're on bed restriction if you have something wrong with the legs, where your husband was bed restriction. Is that correct? Well, you're on bed restriction if you have something wrong with your legs. Yeah, if you're paralyzed, Teresa, come on.

What does he do? Jump in jacks, come on man. Probably with your legs. Yeah, you got a problem with your legs. If you have a problem. You're a bed or you would bet. It's Teresa. Oh my god.

She's shaking, that point, she's shaking her head. No, so that's fine. Lady, look, you don't have to acknowledge it. I don't care. I don't care if you believe in what I do. That's not what they just accept that. Look, that one. I'm sorry.

That's the lady. I'm sorry. She's like, I didn't come here to get yelled at. She looks scared. She's like, uh, don't put those nails with me. Wow. I don't want anything to do with it. Oh my gosh, this is what, listen.

All right, okay, we can do this all day long. I got 30 more videos of Teresa Caputo. I would love to do every single one of them because I won't stop until I, until some people. Unmassed. Yeah, I feel like this kind of my purpose in life is that I don't have anything personal against Theresa Caputo. I'm sure she's a lovely mother,

and I'm sure she's a good friend, but her profession is a con, and she's hurting people's feelings, and she doesn't give a shit. She doesn't care if you go home. She's made it into a business. It's a huge business. She's making millions and millions of dollars.

She readily admits that when she travels, she wants to stay at the finest hotels. She wants to go to the finest places. She wants to do the finest things. She's doing that all on your back. She's doing that because you buy into her bullshit. And the truth is, yeah, you're sad. How about the people that you've lost?

Enderstainably so, however. I'm told her. However, I mean. Don't give her any more money. Let the dead die. How about the people that you've lost? Ender-saintably so. However. However. I mean. Don't give her any more months. Let the dead die. Yeah, let the dead die.

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I feel like we're helping people. I feel like we're erasing all the bad that Teresa is doing by finishing the video about Teresa Caputo. Oh, one more disclaimer that I'm gonna give because we gave it last episode, I'm gonna give it again, do never ever think that the commercial break has any kind of journalistic integrity because we're not journalists, we're too hideous

making a fucking pod pass to make each other laugh and so our facts are not facts, reality is not real and you should never take us seriously ever if you're looking for advice, news about your health, life, politics, economy, whatever, find that somewhere else if you're just looking to relax, forget about the details. Just remind girl. Yes, it's were a meditative podcast. That's right.

I like to think you can fall right to sleep to Brian's screaming in your ear. It's so fun! So stupid, gcbpodcast.com, that's where you go. You'll find out more information about Chrissy and I. Listen to all the audio, watch all the video from one singular place. And you can find us on Instagram at the commercial break and youtube.com slash the commercial break.

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