The Commercial Break - Adam Is Putting In The Work!

Episode Date: August 31, 2022

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I don't watch the news because I'm a kid and apparently every time apparently a grandpa gives me a remote after he watched a power ball. While it was great, I only went down to Super Slide but I went down the wall and I was scared to have to death. While it was great! On this episode of the Commercial Break It's your Wells Fargo, I'm always on the overdrive. I, it's your Wells Fargo world. Yeah, I'm always overdraft. I don't know, I kind of don't know Wells Fargo.

I spend more money on overdraft fees than I do on anything else. Sun trust was bad too, they've now turned to another bank truest or something. But yeah, they had really bad. They have one of our sponsors. For that matter, I've never met a straight or a gay man, a good gay woman that is not put ever into attracting the audience or at least thought about it. Yeah, it's a matter of fact, it's the guys who get the least of it that put the most effort in.

Hey, baby, I was hoping I could come over, cook you some food, and we could talk about the gutted again. Sorry Adam, I'm having another child. I'm in labor. That's strange you look fine yesterday. I'm one of those people I didn't know I was pregnant. I'm gonna be on TLC. I'll be filming for a couple months.

The next episode of the Commercial Break starts now. Oh yeah, Kaz and Kins, welcome back to another episode of The Commercial Break! I'm Brian Green, isn't my dear friend Kristen Joy-Hodley? That's the U.K.R.T.A. Bestie Brian! Bestie, I'm down about gas universe. How the hell are you? Thanks for joining us on yet another episode of this The Commercial Break.

It's not for everyone but fact news or fiction is guaranteed in 30 seconds or less. Or your money back, go to the tcbpodcast.com website to collect your winning! I feel like we need one of those. I feel like we need one of those. One of those obnoxious, funny story. I was at the conference the other day, right? Yes. Okay. Not funny and funny at the same time.

The good people at Lemon on the Media, Lemon on the Media has advertised on our show before. They got a great series of podcasts started by two girls who wanted to have real conversations about real things that are happening in life. Right. So I believe that one of the founders, unlike us, who want to do the exact opposite.

We want to avoid any kind of reflection or self-awareness whatsoever. It hurts on the inside. Yeah. So one of the girls I believe in lemon on the media started this company when it was either her husband or her father passed away. OK, you get it, right?

So they give a whole talk at podcast movement on dealing with serious issues on podcasts like death. OK, you got it right? So they give a whole talk at podcast movement on deaf dealing with serious issues on podcasts like deaf. Okay, you ready? Yes. Now, there's a jack hole in the Expo Center that's sitting right outside the conference room that's got, he's selling some kind of shit. And I don't know what it is, but I'm just going to call it shit

because it's shit. Because of what he was doing. He had one of those like turn tables, you know, I'm talking about. Okay, yeah. And one of the noise he had, and a microphone. The two turn tables and a microphone. He had one of those buttons that made that noise. Baaaah, baaah, baaah, baaah, baaah, baaah.

Oh, no. The entire fucking presentation. Oh, God. So these poor girls are up there talking about, you know, death and, you know, loneliness and survivorship and all this like really serious stuff that I actually kind of wanted to hear about in every five minutes it was like you're in the club. Like I was in the club. It was not.

Most definitely not in the club. That was later on that night. It was in the club. Then it was appropriate. But during this four girls, during the Spanish was awful Chrissy. Some of those noise things could be very annoying. All of those noise things could be annoying. And let's be doing them.

So you might notice that we sound just a little tad bit different today, and that is because Chrissy and I have decided that. Okay, shut up. It's unrepeated. It is unrepeated. Chrissy and I, since the day we started this podcast have hamstrung this entire operation with bad wiring duct tape. Literally duct tape. We have things that are electrical in here that don't work so we just duct tape them together and now they

work. And we just pray that it doesn't move. This studio might look good on camera but it's really a piece of shit on the inside. It's like me. It's like me. I might look good on camera, but it's really a piece of shit on the inside. It's like me. It's like me. It's like me. I might look good on the inside of a hot mess. But we decided, I just want to address this, not because I want to show off our new microphones, which are beautiful and wonderful. I am very sleek. But I want to address the fact that over the last six or seven episodes, we may have

had deteriorating audio on our microphones, the popping, the popping, and the noises, and the thumb-thumps, and all that stuff. So if that's what you've heard over the last couple episodes, I really apologize. There was nothing I could do about it. I tried during the editing session to take care of it, but nothing worked. So over the weekend, we bid off on a big capital expenditure,

giving ourselves really nice microphones. So if we actually sound like real podcasters now, it's because we decided to take the time. I love them so much. I used the corporate credit card also known as my Wells Fargo parts. It's an overdraft mode right now. Is your Wells Fargo? Yeah, I'm always overdraft. Yeah, I don't know Wells Fargo. I spend more money on overdraft fees than I do on anything else. Suntrust was bad too. They've now turned to another bank truest or something.

But yeah, they had really bad sponsors. Well, hopefully with this new company, they're not as bad. Truest, the best overdraft. Easy town. We've got the best overdraft. They get the highest yield. Come to truest when you just can't keep a bank balance. I get the highest yield. Come to truest when you just can't keep a bank balance.

I took Nico. Okay. Nico's got this weeping eye. Ghost. Little ghosty. The ghost dog, Nico the ghost dog, has a weeping eye. Of course, that's what you expect the dead dog to have, right? A weeping eye.

And so he's white, he's a multi. So he's white with long hair, not fur, but hair. So he does not shed and that hair grows all over his face and around his eyes. And he's white with long hair, not fur, but hair. So he does not shed, and that hair grows all over his face and around his eyes. And he's got this one weeping eye, and it just collects this black, organic mask every couple of weeks. And if you try, and the times that I take him in the shower

and I try and get it off, he just bites me with his gums. And grills at me. Her, her, her, her. Doesn't hurt, it's just scary, because it'll snap at you, right? You know, like, so I take them to, you gotta go to the Pet Smart, because they go for Pet Smart.

Yeah, they have a whole, they have a harness they can put them in, basically, to strap them down to the gurdy. So, is your dog alive? I'm pretty sure, but if it dies while it's here, won't be your fault. So I took them to pet smart and we're getting the car I I know Nico and I know for fucking sure Anytime that I open that front door that back door Nico has to go to the bathroom

And he's old he's old and he's he's now like running into the glass door like if I open the sliding glass door He'll come back, but he's trying to get inside But no one the door's not open he'll run into the glass door, like if I open the sliding glass door, he'll come back, but he's trying to get inside, but no one, the door's not open, he'll run into the door. If he's outside in the backyard and I call his name, he like looks up in the tree, he's staring at the birds. Who's that? Oh, I think so, but I just call him a name. What's my name? That bird's talking to me.

So I know that he's going to go to the bathroom and it's only 15 minute drive to the damn Petsmart. So I open the door and I let him out and he goes to the bathroom in the in the art. Good boy. Good boy, Nico. Good boy. Put him in the car. Unlike blue who does not go to the bathroom in the yard. Blue goes to the bathroom wherever the fuck blue ones to. Yeah, blue will literally take a shit in front of you while you're staring at her. I know. Telling her not to take it. I've noticed this.

She's an asshole. That talk is such an asshole. Even my father-in-law is like, the dog's an asshole. He doesn't even speak English. I know. He knows one sentence. It's blue is an asshole. So Niko and I get in the car and then we're driving down the street and then Nico starts whining.

And he's always whining about something. So, I'm like, Nico, it's okay, we're gonna be there in a few minutes, but don't worry about it. Louder and louder, and I'm just turning the radio up every time he does it because I'm like, okay, I get it, you don't want to be in the car or whatever's wrong, you know? And then I can smell something and I'm,, and I, he starts like scampering around the backseat of the car. And I'm like, what the fuck is that? Nico, you got bad gas, or is that your breath?

Or what's going on? It could be anything. Yeah, because his breath is pretty rancid. And then I look back at a stoplight and there is shit all over the back of the car, all over the back of Nico, all up and down. Oh, God. All in his fur.

It's everywhere. He has taken a dump on the backseat and, all up and down. Oh, God. All in his fur, it's everywhere. He has taken a dump on the back seat, and it's a bench seat, a bench leather bench seat, and he has slid in from one side of the car to the other just wiping himself in the shit Chrissy. Well, good thing you were on the way to go get cleaned up. Oh my God. Well, I mean, now I gotta bring the damn dog

into Pet Smart, looking like that. These people like between his eye and the shit all over him. These people are like, what kind of, why aren't you doing that? I felt like I was gonna get the defects called on here. It's something. I was so mortified. And if you know me, you know that I am not a PPP poopoo kind of guy. I know.

I don't even want to go to the bathroom myself. Like, that's how disgusted I am by peepee or poopoo or puke. It's just not my thing. I can handle blood and guts and all that other stuff, but this between the smell and the thought of shit, it just is not. For me, it drives me fucking up a wall. So now I'm stuck in a car.

So now you've got a hold on. Let's analyze this for a second. So you, two children, small children, that run around shit all the way. That peepee poopball time. That's'd run around shit all the time. That's right. One more on the way, and then you've got two dogs. And then I've got two dogs.

Okay, now it just makes sense. I got two dogs. One that's just a shit head, and one that's gotten seen out. And now, once I have nothing to do, we're going outside. Now he's scared to go outside. Like, he won't. He just starts peeing in the house. But anyway, so there's shit all over the place Chrissy said now I got I got to take him

I got to walk him into pet smart because there's nothing I can do. Yeah, no there's no amount There's no amount of McDonald's extra Yeah, that's it. That's gonna clean that up. That's right. There's no amount of greasy I need some the other day, and I was surprised we had some in there still. I'm like, how do I must have really shoved with the big water there's in there sometimes? I've noticed the Starbucks, they've just given up and they just put a big stack on top of the counter. They're like, whatever, they don't care.

And so, yeah, there's no amount of paper napkins that they're thinking about. No, you're gonna have to go. Literally, you're gonna have to go through the car wash with the windows open. That's probably the best solution to this. But I take them inside and the people in the store are like because he is full of fucking shit. And he smells like fucking shit. And so I'm, you know, PetSmart kind of smells like shit to that. Well, PetSmart smells like shit because all the dogs poop on

ground. They literally have a dog pooping station on every aisle, right? One time Nico pooped it waiting for the for the groomer, and the store had just opened, and so this guy was walking by with a pet smart, frocon or whatever the fuck they were. And I was like, hey, I'm sorry, my dog pooped, you have some cleaning supplies? And thinking that what he was gonna say,

not hoping, but thinking what he might say is, don't worry about it, happens all the time. I got it, right? We'll take care of it. No, he said, there's a dog poop cleaning station on the end of each aisle, so just get the speckled clean up. So fair enough, by the way, fair enough. Fair enough, yes.

So I take him into Pet Smart, and then I got to take him into that little room, that little waiting room for where you get your grooming. And I just didn't even know what to say to these people. So the girl comes out, she's got 15 piercings. Her hair is streak pink, you know, sweetest lady in the world, but she is looking at me like I am the world biggest fucktard. Like I am a losing mind. That's right. And she was like, is this

Nico? And I'm like, this is and she goes, what happened to Nico, oh, he just shit in the car, it was crazy. And she goes, no, I mean his face was going on. I just, I gotta see this shit all the time. I see this shit all the time, it's his face. And I was like, oh, he's got a weeping eye. And she's like, it weeps that bad. You don't take a little water and clean it out. She's like, give me a lecture there at the front of the night.

I don't need a lecture lady. But what I can't say is, I don't do it because he bites me. Because if I say that, then I'm never getting him in for an appointment again. True. They're not gonna take a dog that bites him, right? So the lady gets down. She got me bite.

No, it's just a gummy. It's a gummy. What do they call it? Like a gummy. I go, hey, then they're gonna do like a five point inspection of the dog. It's like right there in the front. It says we do a five point inspection of your dog before we,

before we let bring him back to check all the things, nails, you know, hair, whatever. So she gets down to do her five point inspection. And the first thing that Nico does is bite her. That's the first thing that he does. She goes to grab his face and he just snaps right on her. And luckily she was cool about it. I do have to give her a prop.

She was cool about it. She's like, this happens all the time. Don't worry about it. And she goes, I didn't even feel anything. I'm like, I guess that's a neat of an empty. He's a corpse that walks just around my... Anyway, I took the car to the car wash and you know what, the people at the car wash were nice enough to get in there. This is like one of those self-do-it-yourself car washes. Yeah. That I have a subscription to, you know, like an auto draft thing. You just take your car whenever you want to. Right. And the guy got in there, the owner of the place got in the back seat and cleaned the shit up himself. That is amazing. He was like, let me do it,

dude. Cause I pulled up to the little gate. He's always, if he's there, he's always standing there. You know, Hey, Hey, Mr. Green. Hey, what's going on? I mean, I got like, he knows you standing there, you know. Hey, hey, Mr. Green, hey, what's going on, man? I got like, yeah. He knows you have two kids and two dogs too. It's not the first time he's had to beat up your shit. And he, I go, hey man, listen, I got a bad one. Like, the dog's shit in the car. It's all over, it's in the seed, it's in the creases.

It's in the creases everywhere. Yeah, I know. And he was like, he goes, just pull up to the side here and I'll help you take care of him. And he came back with like, hands made. Yeah, right. Yeah. So it's like I'm not talking to Doug shit either.

For God. I mean, the Walter White glove. Yeah, like the, the, the, the, the rubber gloves that are that thick. When my kids shit in their pants, I do the same thing. So a couple of days ago, there was an accident with one of the kids, right? Peepie poo poo, peepie poo poo, peepie poo poo. And I thought they had to go pee pee poo poo. So I bring, I'm not gonna name which child, because they're good and old enough, where I

don't want to embarrass them. Right. So I put the child on the toilet, right? And or I pull the pants down and put them on the toilet. And I don't see anything at first, but then I go to take the pants down to the bottom and poop just starts flying out of the pants And I'm like fucking disgusting. I am haunted by poop, Chrissy Follows me around this I remember my sister too with hers are both now potty drain But I mean she was like I'm fucking having a huge party

Our body drain get out of diapers? Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. But Machi just got out of diapers. I'm telling you what, it was a day. It's a celebration. It doesn't mean it's the end of shit in pants.

No, that's true. It happens. They don't know how to control their bowels quite yet, right? And so they think it's a fart and there's a whole fucking log in there. I mean, it's just a thing. So anyway, so then I realize quickly as, you know, poop is just flying down his leg and out of the shorts and all this everything that this is not He does not doesn't have to go poop he has gone poop so I'm like okay, all right and You know just because Astrid's pregnant if those you don't know Astrid's pregnant. We're expecting our third and

I'm like okay, let me clean this up. She's poor girls pregnant Did you just pause there for a second because you Your life flash before your life flash The way we were scattered pictures In the corner of my mind in the corner of my mind. Miss D. Watered-colored memories of when I got some sleep. We used to go out like adults and hang out at night.

Now we're in bed by 715 early. And we're lucky to do that without a fine. Fucking children. And we're lucky to do that without a fight Fucking children Scattered all over my house two dead dogs and a lot of shit. Yeah, I can't get rid of iPhone in why not the water's warm on the gloves and now they out numbers now they're gonna out numbers Well somebody told me you have one. It's a center ofnumber us. Well, somebody told me, you have one, it's a center of your attention. Yes.

You have two, right? And that's, now it's one on one. It's one on one basketball. You have three. They're gonna raise themselves. Cause it's just like a pack of wool. I have wolves. It doesn't matter.

I was one of three, you were one of four. So yeah, we know. Oh yeah, my mom literally went to the show. Like, yeah, my mom did two. She spent half her life in an institution after we turned 15. So I say to myself, okay, you know, ask her, it's probably, let me get out the gloves and I'll clean the poop up myself, right?

And it's like, where is the appropriate place to clean out poop? You don't know, you don't wanna put it in your, you certainly not your kitchen sink. Kids in sink, yeah. You just say you take it to the kids sink, but I go and I put on those two big rubber gloves. Thanks for your two rubber gloves.

And I wash it out. And then I come back with the rubber, I wash the rubber gloves with the soap, and then I go into the kitchen, and my mother-in-law is standing there, and I put the rubber gloves on the corner of the sink, right, to dry out. Yes.

My mother-in-law about how to fucking connect with it. I'm the only one. I knew me! I knew poop poop poop poop poop poop! Hey, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I cleaned him, I cleaned him, I swear to God I did. Oh my God. No good deed goes unpunished. That's true, that's true. I think a good deed's going unpunished. We have been having a hell of a time with a guy name,

but we've referred to as Adam the liar. Yes. And the reason why we call him Adam the liar is because we're now in our third video, so we'll consider this a week of Adam the liar. And I really think Adam the liar might just be a tad bit better than frankie b actually he really has some crazy advice so it's just you go back and watch the last two episodes or listen to the last

two episodes but the first episode we meet adam and he's giving us advice on how to make our social media profiles yes more attractive by basically lying about who we are and what we look like. That was his exact advice. Yeah, I get to grab your friends that have a professional camera. I have 50 bucks. Why not? Because they really want to do that. Yeah, they only think they're living real life.

Your friends that for you to take pictures of. They're social media. They want to make you look better on your social media. Yeah, you know, and then you post them, that was seconds. Second, you got to fill out your out about us. About the about you. And people who put the real Who put the real information

Video number two was probably the craziest we've seen so far I can't even believe it still I was thinking about it After we recorded it and I've had them I listened to the episode and I was just like I'm just amazed at where we just heard So he was telling us how to get out of the friend zone and he had a five step formula and we had to follow the formula exactly. Point by point. He tells you that at the beginning of the video, he says you cannot skip a step in this five point.

And the first one was move as far away to another country for as long as possible. Yeah, I mean, at least a year, but if you can only go on like four or five months in case you're, yeah, then it's just not gonna work as well. He told you to move away from your home. Yes. Arrout your life.

Go take a course is what he said. Yeah, go take a course change who you are. Yeah, yes, go get there. Transform yourself. Transform yourself. Completely change. Gay to straight, straight to gay, blonde, brown. Yeah, due to Christian, everything just go opposite.

Go the opposite. And this is all in pursuit. Of getting... That was just step three. Of getting dick down by your front. I mean, it's unbelievable. Step four then was to not communicate as much with just meant every other day instead.

Oh, you had to post. You to post post on your social media of course Post about everything that you're doing to make her him or her jealous. Yeah, so they they they specifically cyber stock you Yeah, that's right. So they they cyber stock you then step five was as soon as you get back into town Finale of the whole thing take them out bowling now when you get back reconnect Don't reconnect right away, but reconnect. And then ask them to go bowling. Ask them to go bowling or, you know, escape her. Yeah, that's always the most romantic gesture

you could make is take her to a place where she's gonna be. Tied up and try and figure out how to get out of the kid. That's the situation. So we got, I figured we just round out a week of Adam because this guy has got hundreds of videos we can get into, and I've just been picking a few, but I feel like we found our new muse here at the commercial break. Adam the liar. Hey cats and kittens, welcome to the commercial break inside the commercial break.

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Let's see what James is. As if we have not seen it before. Well, here we go. Here's Adam Lyer. He's from Zanz and Store. And also just to reiterate that he has the worst stock video. Well, the guy has a YouTube channel. I don't get this.

The guy is a YouTube channel. And he's basically, you know, there's a couple of types of YouTube channels, but there's one that is just point of view, right? It's him talking to the camera, telling you what he thinks. It's not unusual to use stock photography or video in these particular types of videos. But Adam is guilty of the most overuse

of stock photography and video that I've ever seen in my entire life, not to mention the cheesy fucking music he puts behind it. It's horrible. This might be why he has 500 views on it. Probably. I probably shouldn't. I probably shouldn't throw glasses. You might have skipped his own steps on the way.

True story. I am very, very, very, very rarely worried about a guy moving in and trying to take one of the women that I'm dating. Very, very, very, very, very, very rarely. Very, very, very rarely. It's almost a memory of my entire life. I am the world's most interesting man. Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Mercy is well with that velvet sir crushed velvet shirt. He's wearing he's got to be crushing it with the ladies Holly Emerson means to Adam it means all of his girlfriends are cheating on Are he's dating more than one women? No, no, no, no, it means his girlfriends are dating other people

Yeah, and he just pretends like it's cool. Oh, right, right See what I'm getting at to curve in it. It's right. See what I'm getting at? Sticker of it. It's Monday, you always just tried multiple women. And there are constantly other men orbiting trying to get into the relationship. And you know, I'm most of the time I, like my women, circle in your hands. That's a great shark. Hey, I need to get into that release. You know why the guys are circling around?

Because they're like, that girl's with that release. You know why the guys are circling around? Because they're like, that girls with that big, big, easy pickings. I'm happy. I want me, right? I want them to spend most of their time with me, simply because I am incredibly focused on giving the women I date my time. I want to put a ton of effort into them

and I want to make sure that's received. But, oh, I bet you do Adam. I bet there's lots of weird ways you show people. Right. Hey honey, it's me, Adam, and I call it Khmurva. Oh, I'm sorry, who's this? It's Adam. Oh, Dick I from the bar last night. That's right, I thought I'd come over and drop off a few pieces of clothing. I'm putting step one into how to get your girl to be your girlfriend drop off clothing at her house And a toothbrush

Maybe a toothbrush. I have a Tesla. Can I plug in no problem? There are other guys that are gonna try and make a move and you know There's not really much that I can do about it if one of the women was like hey, you know I really want to go and see this I really don't want to see you anymore It's not too much I can do about it. Now, I get what he's saying here, like, okay, everyone has free will. There's not too much you can do about it. Yeah.

But is that something you really think about? Like, I don't think about that with Astrid. I don't think about, or she's just going to run off with someone else. Not too much I can do about that. Maybe I could have a conversation about fidelity. I don't know. That's why polyamory is nothing but trouble. It's a slippery slope.

That's slippery slope. That's right. Like stand on to argue about it. So what you do have a like to stand a big third leg of yours, Adam. Absolutely understand. But likewise, when I was going out and trying to meet women back in the day, back in the day.

Back in the day. Last Tuesday. Last time I was single on the day afternoon. Back in the day. What a douche. Sometimes I'll be talking to her in a bar and then another guy comes up and tries to talk to her. And a lot of guys in these situations will get very, very nervous or concerned about the person leaving them.

I think she doesn't really like biting their nails. Yeah. I'm nervous. I just met this girl. What happens if she breaks up with me? If you meet a girl at the bar, are you really that concerned about her leaving you? No.

No. You just met this girl at the bar. It doesn't matter. It's the game. It's what you play. You don't even know who she likes you. Oh. It's to me to no say.

Most of the time that doesn't affect me in the same way, simply because I know that. Simply because I am Superman. I don't know if you've noticed. I'm wearing this girl's velvet. I'm wired differently than everybody else. I'm Adam Nalaya. Most guys are missing one thing.

They don't like putting effet in. And I know it sounds crazy, but I do not know a single straight man that does not want to put effort in to getting laid. Right, I do not know one. I have never met one. I've never met someone that's like, yeah, that happens, that happens,

not much I can do about it. The chicks, man. They fall onto your cock, cool. Otherwise, I'm not getting involved I don't know what all the fuss is about pussy that for me I mean honestly for that matter. I've never met a straight or a gay man Go gay woman that is not put effort into attracting the other opposite silence or at least thought about it. Yeah, it's a matter of fact.

It's the guys who get the least of it that put the most effort in. We have a friend. I know you know who I'm talking about. I won't say his name out loud. He was a friend from way back in the day. And the guy was just loser in love. I mean, yeah, I know you're there. He could not for the life of him score at all.

And it was almost like he was a repellent to win. You know what I'm saying? Like, I remember a couple times, like I'd be at the bar with him and some girl that he liked, and I'd end up going, I'm gonna crack your hand for it. I'm gonna say it's just, not because I was a dick,

but because he'd be like, I'm not gonna get her anyway, just go ahead and take her. But I've never, I had nothing I could do, I've never met get her anyway, just go ahead and take her. But I've never done anything I can do about it. I'd never been, I've never met someone who put in more effort into getting women, and even though it didn't work. Yeah. I think Adam here is, he's making shit up in Africa.

Yeah, of course they do. Which guy out there just doesn't wanna put anywhere near the amount of effort in to get a woman. What most guys will do, and this is the thing that actually frustrates me, is they'll put a lot of effort in at the beginning to try and prove they're interested and then that effort disappears. Actually this is... Hey babe thanks for the blowjob last night. I'm just a little bit tired to do anything else about it now so I don't know. You haven't let you go, I guess there's nothing else to say.

Ciao. This doesn't make any sense. I'm not going to see with my ex that I separated from it. Why did I go with? Here we go. Oh, the exy separated. Here we go. You got to see it first hand.

The exy separated with a little while ago. Yeah, Adam was putting it on the effort. Adam's putting it on the effort. Another guy's orbited this orbited. He circled around like a vulture. That's right, like a flock of vultures and picked his women up. Nothing had nothing to do with Adam. No.

Adam's perfectly loved. And he couldn't do anything about it. He couldn't do anything about it. I mean, you know, he's Adam the liar. He couldn't do anything about it. But it's inevitable this guy was, like I bet if we watched a lot of his videos, just like Frankie B, the real story comes out.

Like hurt, broken, you know, I got dumped, and so now I started this channel about how not to get dumped are now in polyamorous, it doesn't hurt my feelings as much with somebody else's sleeves of my girlfriend. Right. To see with my ex, I separated from it a while ago where there was a guy that was putting in a ton of effort to try and get with her. And he was literally dicking her down every time I wasn't around.

They were having so much. He was putting in a ton of effort. Yeah, yeah. What's up, man? We're busy in here. Sorry about riding your girlfriend. He was pretty good at that effort. Yeah, yeah. What's up, man? We're missing in here. Sorry about riding your girlfriend. Just putting a little bit of effort, bud.

You know how it goes. You said you were polyamorous, right? Yeah, yeah. Cool, bud. You don't mind if I cuckold your girl here for a minute, do you? Part of the reason why we decided to separate is because she wanted to explore a relationship with this person.

That's my ex-dad. That's my ex-dad. She'd eat. But, you know, if you're polyamorous though, then somebody wants to explore, isn't that what? That's the whole fucking point. You don't break up.

Yeah, you don't break up. That's like, that's what you're bargain for. Isn't that though? As you like that, right? That's the thing. It's like polyamorous, something. I think the young kids, I think the young, young that, right? That's the thing. It's like polyamory. It's something I think the young kids. I think the young young kids, right? I see a lot of I read a lot about and I see a lot on Instagram and other places the kids. They're getting into this polyamory thing, right?

Monogamy, you know every we had this one we were growing up to, you know animals aren't monogamous. It's blah blah blah. Something to be that way. And maybe monogamy is not for everybody. There are a couple people where I clearly understand them. And by the way, there are monogamous animals. Yeah, there's a few. What do they like? Sea horses, swans. Flamingos, swans.

Cardinals. Cranes, cranes made for life, I believe. Okay. Anyways, there's a few. But you know, we, everyone, kind of all the young kids, well, we all go through it. Yeah, I believe. Okay. There's a few of them. But you know, we, everyone kind of, all the young kids, well, go through it. Yeah, it's not nature. It's not nature.

But as we get a little bit older, we start to understand that it's really difficult. I told you, I had two friends. It's emotionally, it's very difficult. It's very difficult. Like in theory, if you're just looking at something on a piece of paper, sure, makes sense.

Sex with everybody. Yes, yes. Attached to nobody. Yeah. Put zero effort in, get laid a lot. Sounds great. Yeah. But just watch one season of Seeking Sisterwise.

Yeah. See how that goes, right? There is no, no one has ever been on Seeking Sisterwise for two seasons in a row. You want to know why? Because the cake ain't anybody to sleep with them. It's altered to do a big fucking mess. It's hard to do.

It's really hard to do. And now I appreciate that the generation, a couple generations below us, they're trying really hard to redefine what sexuality is. And listen, if they, maybe they're the ones that'll do it. Yeah, maybe they're the ones that'll do it.

Who knows? Right, the Romans did it, I suppose. But emotions get involved as the thing. Yeah, that's a problem. Fucking emotions. Yeah. It wasn't for my emotions. I'd be the CEO of a multi-billion dollar company.

I mean, it's really hard to not be jealous, I think, or mad if the person that you are in love with is sleeping with other people. I can think of people that I dislike while I was dating that I didn't want to see sleeping with other people. I can't just didn't matter. It was like, I don't know, there's something there. You're attached by something,

and it's really hard to let that go. You're sharing your deep dark secrets in the moments of the late night, and then boom. She's fucking some else. We had friends that tried this, and they were hippie, hippie, shippie, hippies. Like they were like,

Oh, my love is boundless and my kick is boundless. And my steaming goes everywhere. It's all in the ether. Yeah. And so what they did was cool. They were a shining example of polyamory for about a fucking month. Right.

And then they almost got divorced. They spent nine months in therapy and they swore it off forever. And these were the people that were gonna do it. If someone was gonna do it, these were the people. But the first time he brought a girl home, right? Because the rule was, we don't need to know what you're doing specifically when it comes to sex.

Yeah. But if you're going to be in a relationship, like if it's just moves beyond sex, if you're gonna be in a relationship, there has to be introduced to the other person. Right, there has to be approval. He brought a girl home. She was like, cool, no problem. You know, probably because she saw no threat whatsoever that she was gonna be taken away. She brought a dude home, he didn't was game fucking over.

He would melt it. He was like, I can't take it. No. He's having me crazy with all the sex. It's done. It's complicated. And let's just take a look at it. Who's it, Polyamorous people?

Adam the liar. Again, I hope you're the one that figures it out. Whoever is out there. I'm just sharing with you my personal experiences and my experience watching Seeking Sister Rites. I was completely okay with, because at this point I had a whole bunch

of problems in the relationship as well. So we decided there, so yeah. I'm sure you did. Yeah. At this point. He dumped her. She dumped him. She dumped him and then he said,

I didn't like you anyways I had so many problems with the relationship. Yeah, the least of which was that all those dicks you were sucking I was cool with that. I was cool with that But I had some problems with the relationship you couldn't put the dishes So you're not breaking up with me, I'm breaking up with you really. It's mutual, right? Can we say that? Can we tell everybody else that?

You might have started YouTube, JLo. A great mutual decision for us to move on. Unfortunately, after a few months, this guy giving us lots and lots of attention once she was dating him, it stopped. And he stopped putting the effort in. And in fact, he ended up moving to a different town. And that was there in time. That is really stopping.

Yeah, that is really moving. He moved away from her. It's probably because Adam wouldn't leave the two of them alone. Adam kept on chilling up. Can I join? I'm ready to be polyamorous again. Oh my god. Yeah.

It's too funny. Yeah, this is Adam. He uh, put the guy to the that had your few months, the guy moved to another town. Yeah. Boom. And then she came back to me, but I wouldn't have my turn. I was in fear when the shoes on the other foot. I will take you back.

It's just not right now. Let me, let me bask in the globe. Let me make a video real quick and then we'll get back together. Stop moving to a different town and that was it. Their entire relationship collapsed. And I know this because she reached out to me a little while later. I was like, hey, I was wondering if we can hang out and at that point, I wasn't interested because I had already moved on.

And, right. Yeah, right. Got it. This is something that happens to women often. Guys are very, very willing to put effort in at the beginning of the relationship and then after a while, it beats out. This top photography is killing me. This is top video.

The guy, they're in a field and it's a girl, a guy on a bench and like a meadow. Yeah. They just showed the guy getting up in the... The backs are too, I said, that during this beautiful meadow on this beautiful bench and then the guy just gets up and walks away. That's Adam walking away from the girl after she's... He moved out of town, I'm crushed,

do you wanna get back together? No, I'm gonna go change the point of you on the camera, I'll be right back. And the reason I'm not really worried about someone I'm dating kind of losing interest in me is because the effort doesn't end with me. If I care about somebody, I'm gonna continue to put that effort in forever. I'm gonna start that. For every is a long time.

Yeah. You're gonna have to get the police involved to get rid of me. That's really funny, never. That's what it is. And the best dating coaches know this that the key for dating coaches is he counting himself a month's things. Okay, just check it.

And shit comes from sustained effort and energy over time. Now does that get draining? Hell yeah, it does. I love when people start answering their own questions. You know I love that. Do I like it when people answer the questions? No. Hell yeah.

No, do I ask a lot of my own questions? Yes. Are you watching this video because you're desperate? Of course you are. Would you please like and subscribe? No you won't. Now does that get draining? Yes. Watching you Now, does that get draining? Yes.

Watching you, Adam, it does get draining. Yes. Is that tiring? Heck yeah, it is. But if you care about the other person, the effort has to maintain. I can't tell you how many students I've seen. The students. There's that fucking word again.

You know, that drives me crazy. I mean, what? What university is it? I don't know. What drives me crazy is the fact that he, he even has students like that drives me crazy. How they don't see through this cheap ass bullshit is beyond me. Yeah, well, I mean students, quote-unquote, could be those same people that we saw before that looked paid. Oh, yeah. That's true. There's seven people in the back of the hotel room. Yes, they look like they were.

They're like, disinterested. Chinship falling apart. I don't know what to do. And I'm like, well, do you go on dates? Like, I'm no. I was like, for spend time. I'm like, well, I'm too busy. You know, go on dates. No.

What's he supposed to do? What? Wait a second. Wait, back up. Are you asking me if I go on dates? Yes, you are. Are you saying I should go on dates? I thought that's what I heard

Are we answering our own questions now? Yes, we should Welcome to my business of playing video games and they're always ignoring their pond to go and do these other things Fortnite Hey, honey, you want to tap this ass? No! Super Mario Brothers! Ah! Although I'd like to say that's not something that happens, I'm sure it does. I'm sure it is.

In you'd effort into your partner, that relationship is going to end. So your job in a relationship is to maintain the effort. And then there are guys that you know They'll meet me and be like oh your polyamber and by effort do you mean boner? First how do you handle dating multiple women? I'm like, which very simple. Let's take the same amount of effort I would put into a regular relationship very simple Obviously he's not in a polyamber

No, of course. I'm not are you asking me if I'm actually in a polyamorous relationship? No, how do you do it? I know I don't I It's very simple I think an idea I've had I take all the energy and effort I would have to put it into one woman and I put it into no women There I'm not saying on polyamorous currently. I'm saying I would be if I had a girlfriend Yeah, I'm not saying I'm polyamorous currently. I'm saying I would be if I had a girlfriend. Put it into lots of different relationships. There's same amount of effort. I put to make it sustained,

to put the energy into help it out there. And that comes at an expense, right? It means that I'm not today. Oh, these ladies are very expensive to keep on the payroll. With TV shows, it means I don't see movies very often. It means I do not play video games at all. What are you doing with the way?

There are no two, like, I know, Jeff and I watch shows together and go to the movies. Well, you can't do that when you're polyamorous, apparently. You have to put in, I don't know what you do. It all sounds very draining. Well, you're going to escape rooms and bowling. When you're going to escape rooms and bowling, it takes up a large majority of your time. Forget about going to television shows, eating, taking showers.

It's all out the window when you're following emery. We're of sacrifices that have to be made in order to make energy and effort to be able to maintain the relationships. But I prefer it. I would rather have an evening hanging out with Eve and cooking or listening to her talk about the garden or whatever it is that we're gonna do.

To the garden, Eve is her name and she talks about her garden. Of course she does. Hey Adam, let me tell you about my day in the garden. Hey the carrots are growing. That's awesome babe. I'm putting in work right now. Listen to your dribble about the garden. We're missing 90 day fiancee for this.

Holy shit. I got everything by life choices. The garden. The garden. Do anything else on this planet? There's nothing else I would rather do. How long can you talk about the garden? I know. What is there to talk about? Do anything else on this planet there's nothing else I would rather do What is there to talk about doesn't that shit grow slowly? It's not like I was in the garden today to cucumbers pop right in my head

Shout about of the ground The soy beans went crazy they're having a party Yeah, I know The soy beans went crazy they're having a party I thought I saw the eggplant doing blow There were a bunch of tomatoes trippers got out of control Jesus find everywhere. They're a literally spreading seed everywhere. To just spend more time with her, right? It's a no-brainer. So that's the key.

In fact, my only issue is I don't get enough time with her because she's got other things she has to do, right? I would give her even the only key is she doesn't want to spend time with me. Adam, literally, I mean, can you go away for a little while? I mean, didn't like actually do some stuff. Yeah, Adam, the garden's not that exciting, bud. You don't have to stay here all night long.

Appreciate you asking about it. Yeah, appreciate you asking about it. And we're not even dating Adam. You're just my, you're just the guy. Hey, water's my plants. I'm here for it babe, I'm here for it. Tell me more about the prunes. What time if I could? Because she saw some, so my favorite person on the planet, but you know, she's got a job

and kids and all these other things. It's what? Do you have kids? Or is it just her? But you know she's got a job and kids and all these other things What do you have kids? Or is it just her that's what I want to know. Yeah, I mean she's got a job and kids. That's what she tells me That's right So she says You go out tonight. No, hey, baby. I was hoping I could come over cook you some food. We could talk about the gun It again Sorry Adam. I'm having another child. I'm in labor. That's strange. You look fine yesterday. I'm one of those people. I didn't know I was pregnant. I'm gonna be on TLC. I've been filming for a couple months. So, yeah, we'll talk later. Feel free to date whoever you are.

We're probably amused. Oh, that sucks, babe. I was gonna put some more time and energy into you. Yeah, I'm gonna fill up with time and energy. And a kid, so I'll talk to you later. All right, babe. Hope the ninth child comes out well. Yeah, yeah, whatever, talk to you soon. She said, nine kids in nine months, it's really strange. But that's the key.

The key is knowing that you have to put in sustained effort and it can't end. And so many guys don't get this. Now, another element is guys don't understand what effort is, so they think the effort is begging or doing things for somebody, right? They're like, well, you know, oh please, can we do it? I mean, there's a couple of things going on here. The first one is about the stock video.

The photography is all. Once again. Yeah, it's just great. There's a couple, and then it even really correspond with what he was saying. Like the girl hit him. Yeah, she like threw flowers at him. Yeah.

And then he's saying like some guys think energy is bad. Bad. What? Please. Can I come over and talk about your garden? Well, I tried. Oh my God. Bad.

Bad. He's begging. He's just making this shit off as he goes along. I mean, I think he's got personal experience with this is what it is. I think he's putting a shine on all of the regular things about a relationship that suck, right? He's never been broken up with because he's polyamorous. He's never had a bad day because he puts in a lot of effort.

He's never played video games, but we're once in a while, I play video games. He's just like, this is what these guys do. Yeah. Oh, you know, let me do this few. I'll do that for you. I do so much for you. They don't understand that actually putting effort in comes down to three simple things.

As he puts up two fingers. He did. Three. Two separate three fingers. It comes down to number one, three, three fingers. It comes down to number one, spend quality time together. That means you and them spending time just together doing things together.

Okay, I'm with you. That's the first piece of actual advice you give and they're like, yeah. Two, laughing together. Laughter triggers a chemical known as oxygen which is a bonding chemical that is also released during sex. If you're... She might be laughing at him.

Yeah, why do I have a feeling that girls that sleep with you get a double dose of oxytocin? Oxytocin, I don't know you can get that from laughing. Well, hanging out with somebody and you two are laughing consistently, then that is going to stop bonding you. And then lastly, you have to talk about sex. If you just do the first two things, you're just going to end up being best friends. That's talking about sex. That has to be deep. That's the first thing. Intense discussions about sex and sexuality. Wait, deep discussions about sex and sexuality. I don't get this one. Yeah. I don't understand where this one comes from. I mean, of course, you have to talk about sex. Yeah. But is that the one thing that's going to,

of all the three important things in a relationship is talking deeply about sex, really one of them? All the three important things in a relationship is talking deeply about sex really one of them. Do you think? Well, or having sex is one of them. Talking about it, having it laughing. I mean, these are all good things, but I don't think Adam's done it. Does Chrissy think I've got the leg? No, she does not. Have I gotten the leg?

No, I have not. And then if we add in that little element, I spoke about holding hands, which will help build up that escalation. I mean, he should have started off the whole thing. You never know. And he, someone broke up with them. Yeah, that's what he should have said. They tried all this.

Yeah, I've just got dumped in. So I'm a little hurt. He should have started off by saying, I'm in these super successful relation polyamorous. He's polyamorous. But he can't say it. That's right. You can bring up the example that was the X. Because polyam, yeah, because I just don't see Adam as the guy who's navigating polyamory. But he can't say it. That's right. You can't say it. You have to bring out the example that was the X. Because polyamory, yeah, because I just don't see Adam

as the guy who's navigating polyamory real well. In a situation where you're kind of just friends and nothing's really going on, you're almost always going to end up in a very sexual situation with somebody who is absolutely incredibly awesome and the effort continues. So you've got to put F in and remember

the effort is quality time, laughter, discussions about sex and holding hands. You do this and everything. And holding hands and the hand. It's the holding hands part to government. That's why my last marriage failed. That's the holding hands. It's going to be great. Thanks for watching the video. I've got a very special gift I'd like to give you as a way of... Oh, what is that? Thank you for taking the time to enjoy this content. This is a e-book that you can get completely free.

Oh, and e-book. They were given those away back in 2004, I think. Oh my God, I love Adam. Adam's our new muse. He really is. He's our new muse. He really is. I hope he's got more, I mean, more videos

about some different things. It's a bit topic. He started off social media, but now it's gone into dating. I hope he's got more, I mean, more videos about some different things. It's a bit topic. He started off social media, but now it's gone into dating. I know. Now I'm getting the phone. I was traveling. I was watching last night. Traveling would be an ex-fake. Traveling with your date? Traveling with your ladies?

Okay. He traveled. Remember to move. He moved to a different country to get out of the friends zone. I forgot that. Yeah. He did. He needs to do travel vlogs. Yes. Cooking vlogs. He go the way zone. I forgot that. He did. He needs to do travel vlogs. Yes. Cooking vlogs, he go the way of Frankie B.

Exactly. If your videos aren't working, just start diversifying. That's how you do it. That's the Frankie B way. It makes me miss Frankie B. Oh no. It makes me want just one more really good dating video from Frankie B. But I don't think we're going to get it.

I think Frankie's that might be done. Yeah. I think that channel is going to be the way the delivery. Yeah. We never got a hold get it. I think Frankie's that might be done. Yeah. Yeah. I think that channel's gonna be way the delivery. Yeah. We never got a hold of him. I never tried, but we're gonna. Yeah. You're Brian, you gotta put in the effort.

I gotta put in the effort. Yeah. That's right. Well, you know, I'm too busy cleaning a dog shit out of the bag of my car to put it back. I have to. Oh my gosh. Okay, here's two things I want to tell you about.

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