The Commercial Break - Adam The Liar's Lyons Lair

Episode Date: May 17, 2023

Adam Lyons the Liar leads lads into his lion's lair to get laid by lovely ladies... WTF is up with the Met Gala? Jared Leto went full Furby Steven Tyler is getting sued This is an extremely fucked... up story… Bryan sets the record straight about Taylor Swift Taylor Swift’s cat’s instagram is worth $97 million Blue needs to get in on the IG game @BadBlue/@WorldsWorstDog/@BadBitchBlue Is Bryan's baby Miranda secretly a Boss Baby? Bryan’s ready for women to take over PUAs! Will we ever get the details? When you're approaching the approach, approach appropriately Best way to get a girl…ignore her The three finger approach Everyone yell CORNER in a bar How to get rejected but not let your friends know you got rejected A member of the lair…The Lyons Lair “Telegraph” to them! Adam’s advice: LIE LIE LIE Bryan has completely forgotten that Dante the Demon Baby belongs to Adam the Liar Krissy poses a question: Pick Up Artist or Pick Up Idiot? LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey ladies, haven't gotten the ick and a while? No worries, I just bought some no-show socks. On this episode of the commercial break... Oh my god... Oh my god, Adam... Even though she was incredibly hot and pretty, she was just a tester. Yeah, that's right. For another girl so that I could humiliate the girl that I'm just...
Starting point is 00:00:24 Hold into my layer. This girl who's now whispering into my ear, I'm making ugly faces across the bar and another girl that's more attractive because she's just chumming the water for the next girl I'm in a day. Adam, I have a question for you. I'll also do you masturbate every day. Yeah, every day. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Oh yeah, cats and kittens. Welcome back to the commercial break.
Starting point is 00:00:51 I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and co-host, Kristen Joy-Odley. Best of you, Chrissy. Best of you, Brian. Best of you out there in the podcast universe. I got a few hot items I want to talk about. I'm so glad it's this. Let it not delay. One second. Let's talk about the Met Gala, which I know is weak soul at this point. It happened weeks ago at this point, but what the fuck is going on with the Met Gala?
Starting point is 00:01:16 Everyone's dressed up like a Furby or painting themselves in silver or wearing ridiculous costumes. I know it's high fashion, and I get that high fashion does not always coincide with common sense. Every day wear. Every day wear? Yeah. I- I miss the point.
Starting point is 00:01:32 Yeah, I know a little bit about the model industry. Mainly I look at them a lot. And I understand, like, you know, having your left nipple out, walking down the streets of New York is probably not what you're gonna wear to work. But the furries? The furries? Nip allow walking down the streets of New York is probably not what you're gonna wear to work but The furries the furries
Starting point is 00:01:47 Well, it was because I think Carl Lagerfield was the Designer He was the inspiration and he had a cat So Carl longer followed had a cat and we all got to dress up like a cat man some people chose to go with the cat Wow, that's crazy. Did you see Jared Leto? He went full cat. Yeah, that doesn't surprise me about Jared Leto.
Starting point is 00:02:09 I know. He's got to find a way to keep his name in the lights. I had a girl that I dated. Her little brother was so in the Jared Leto's band. Oh, right. 30 seconds to Mars or whatever. Is it 30 seconds to Mars? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:02:23 30 minutes to Mars. It's like more like 30 days to Mars, guys. It seconds to Mars 30 minutes to Mars I'm like 30 days to Mars guys But that 30 seconds to Mars, but he was so into that angels and airwaves is what is Whatever anyway angels and airwaves with some prophetic album. I don't know what anyway Jared let oh great actor Not such a whatever with the cassoot But here's my point. I actually thought that this might be like a little nod to the furry community, right? This might be like a little nod saying,
Starting point is 00:02:51 hey, your mainstream, we love you. Keep dangling your dongles with all those animal suits on and we're all behind you here. And so. Could have been a secret underlying. Yeah, like a furry conference that we just didn't know about. Like the world's most exclusive furry convention was happening at the event.
Starting point is 00:03:11 Well, it was 50,000 dollars, so. Doesn't surprise me. You and I are gonna go one time and we are literally gonna wear what we wear in the studio. A white t-shirt. It is gonna be all the rage. I just had to point out that everyone had some kind of fur on and I guess it's because of the cat or maybe the furries,
Starting point is 00:03:26 I don't know, but that met gal, a man every year becomes a bigger and bigger ordeal. Every year more random human beings show up at it that I just don't understand why they're there. Pete Davidson, I mean, I get it. I get it. Yeah, he's a hot topic and he's definitely gonna be, wanna be photographed there because he's not currently
Starting point is 00:03:43 with any beautiful woman that we know about I Well, you know that's coming now. Yeah. Oh god. Yeah. I think it's gonna be Trump's wife Actually, I'm gonna say that Melania's her name So the Met Gala, but then I saw a little side piece that was kind of generally related to the Met Gala, which is Steven Tyler from Aerosmith, is now being sued. Have you heard this story?
Starting point is 00:04:12 Have you read the Aerosmith his biography? Because I know you like to read this. I do love the rock dog biography. I do love the rock dog biography. I have not, but it's kind of on my list. But I feel like I kind of know. Steven Tyler back in the set, yeah, I mean, anything Steven Tyler does should not surprise anybody.
Starting point is 00:04:28 That guy is a full on rock and roll star, sex, drugs, and rock and roll to this day. Still partaking in sex, drugs, and rock and roll. Steven Tyler may say he's sober, but that's only in between getting fucked up. So the truth about his life is it's been a little it's been a little twisted. Yeah. When he was just getting famous and erosmith as they were like taking off back in the 70s. He met a woman, a girl who was I think 15 at the time, then turned 16.
Starting point is 00:05:03 He then went to the girl's house because he thought she was so attractive. He went to her house, met her mom, and had her mom sign over a custody agreement so that he could take her out of state and have sex with her. By all accounts, that's exactly what happened. That's normal.
Starting point is 00:05:19 That's what Steven says in the book. Well, he says I was in love with her, but yeah, come on, love is plays. You love a 16 year old girl? Yeah, lust with her. Lust, exactly. So he signs over, now here's the kind of disturbing part, and this is not funny.
Starting point is 00:05:32 Did the parents did that? Did the parents did that? Then Steven would like leave for a month at a time to go on tour or whatever, and he would leave her in some apartment in New York City, and one time, and then he would have people go and check on her, right? So one time, like a little pet,
Starting point is 00:05:50 like a little pet, like a little caged animal, which is kind of disturbing. So this powerably disturbing. So she gets pregnant, Steven goes out onto her, the apartment building sets on fire, the actual apartment sets on fire, and she has a lot, she has like, she inhales a lot of smoke and damage, she's pregnant. So Steven then convinces her that she needs to get an abortion because of the damage that
Starting point is 00:06:13 it's probably caused to the baby to which she does. And now she has this abortion. And now whatever it is, 45 years later, she's suing him because he didn't mention her name in the memoir, but a US and us weekly story figured it out weeks before, months before his memoir came out, figured it out, found her name. And now she's been all over the media and the press talking about her relationship with Steven. And now and only now is she suing him for this mental distress that she's having.
Starting point is 00:06:46 Now, of course, you're gonna have mental distress if you're a 16 year old and there's a 25, 26 year old man that takes you away from your parents and then locks you in an apartment for months at a time while you go on tour and shoot yourself full of heroin. Like Stephen Tyler has never been a role model to me. Like some of his music, but you know, I never thought of Steven Tyler as like a great a human being, right?
Starting point is 00:07:10 Right. He's just kind of a, I don't know, he seems like to me like a guy with a whole lot of ADD that doesn't know what to do with it. He seems like the kind of dude that you sit down to have dinner with and he doesn't shut the fuck up and he doesn't finish one thought. You know what I'm saying? And you get irritated the whole time. He seems very scattered to me.
Starting point is 00:07:28 And I think, now there's a two year statue of limitations on this kind of mental distress, right? So he's now he's claiming in court that she can't sue him. He never said her name, blah, blah, blah, blah, and that at the time what he did was legal and all this other stuff. And now that it's frowned upon, that doesn't mean it. I say, if I'm Stephen Tyler
Starting point is 00:07:45 and I'm any one of a decent human being, any semblance of a decent human being, I'm saying, how much do you need for your pain and distress? Right. Because yeah, what I did was kind of fucked up and you're certainly free to tell your truth, but I want to help you through the situation.
Starting point is 00:08:01 So financially, what does that mean for you? Because Stephen Tyler is more money than fucking God probably. And you know, this lady who you basically kidnapped for like two years. Well, we don't know actually what happened, you know, what happened when the breakup happened. Did he give her money then too? I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. I didn't read any of that part of the story. There's two sides to every story and then there's the middle. And then there's the middle. There's my side, there's your side, and then there's the true story, right, which is somewhere in the middle. And I get it.
Starting point is 00:08:29 It's a lot of back and forth. That's all the church things sparked up. But this is like a very, this is not an uncommon story to hear in rock and roll. Didn't Jerry Lee Lewis marry his cousin when she was like 13 years old? Yes. Didn't Elvis get Lisa Marie when she was like 13 years old? This is time in memoriam says that rock stars like young chicks and they're willing to take them from their parents.
Starting point is 00:08:51 It's so twisted. First, how would you ever let your daughter? I don't care what year it is. How would you ever let your daughter get be taken away by some rock star who requests custody of your child. Yeah, the whole custody thing's weird. Well, you can't take her across straight lines because that's the law. You can't take minors who are not your children across straight lines without the permission of the parents.
Starting point is 00:09:18 When my kids go to my parents' house, they have documentation that they're allowed to have my children and that in any emergency situation, oh wow. Here's their information and here's my permission for them to make decisions about my child's care. You just don't think about these things
Starting point is 00:09:34 until you have 12 to 14 children or however many we got run the Nana. It's just like this whole story is so twisted to me and I don't see why Stephen isn't just taking the tact the root some lawyer around him is not saying hey Dude, this is actually this looked bad back in 1977 1973 it's looking bad in 2023 Let's do what's right here and let's sit down with this woman and find out exactly what she needs to recover from this Distressing I would say they went that route you think so and you know, maybe what she needs to recover from this distressing. I would say they went that route.
Starting point is 00:10:05 You think so? And maybe what she wants is the publicity and the recognition and to screw him for look what he did to me, everyone. Yeah. Yeah, no, I guess you know, maybe you're right. There is two sides of every story, and maybe Stephen feels like he's being done wrong. Like, hey, we already settled this long time ago,
Starting point is 00:10:23 and now you're bringing it back up so you can get some more of my money. Now that I got that American Idol cash, you wanna come after me? By the way, worst years of American Idol. I don't watch it anymore, but worst years of American Idol, we're the Stephen Tyler years. He was such a hot fucking dramatic mess.
Starting point is 00:10:38 That guy is like, I haven't watched that so in a long time. Yeah, it's not, it's, now everybody's also speaking of rock stars. Asher, it's like, you know, what an amazing story Taylor Swift has. And I'm like, what amazing story. She came from nowhere and she made her stuff. And I'm like, oh, let's roll the tape back a little bit on the Taylor Swift thing.
Starting point is 00:11:00 I don't want to make, I don't want to bump anybody out about Taylor Swift. But her dad was a very famous, not a very famous, but a very well-to-do money manager, financial advisor. Her mom was the head of a mutual fund in Nashville, so you know that she didn't come from like the streets, you know, this wasn't jewel. She didn't, she wasn't home in the back of a car and had to blow flea or whatever. Right. Well, I guess maybe what Asher was talking about was creative or career wise. Oh, man. Look what she did. Because she did.
Starting point is 00:11:33 Fucking forget about it. Yeah. Yeah. There's no arguing what she's done with her career sense. How she got there, how she got to that fame, you know, everybody takes their own path. And I'm not knocking it. If I was Taylor Swift, I'd take every opportunity that I could too. If that's what I truly and passionately wanted to do. And Taylor, by all accounts, is very hands-on in her stagecraft, in her music, in her creativity, in every part of the business. So she is a true, like, bad bitch.
Starting point is 00:12:03 I mean, Taylor Swift is a true bad bitch. So I don't wanna take that away from her. Speaking of cats though, as a side note, do you know the her cat is worth like 50 million dollars? Her cats? Yeah, it has as an Instagram account. Wait, her cat has its own Instagram account that's worth 50 million dollars.
Starting point is 00:12:21 What the fuck are we doing with our lives? Can't blue start. I just look this, I can our lives? Can't blue start- I just look this, I can't blue. Can't blue start her own Instagram account. You should start an Instagram for blue. Oh my God, people would leave Instagram and droves. They'd be like, what's that? What's that rat that's barking all the time?
Starting point is 00:12:41 What is that? You should though, like as a bad dog, you know, like bad dog account, or whatever. Bad blue. World's worst dog. At world's worst dog. Bad blue. We should. Yeah, Olivia Benson is the cast name and she's worth millions of dollars. Because of the traffic that she gets on the Instagram account. Jesus Christ, Chrissy. This really makes, you know, I swear to God. It's really... WOOOOO! Here's $1 billion for a music career.
Starting point is 00:13:13 Here's $50 million for a campaign. Wait, wait, wait, I stay corrected. It's worth $97 million. Fuck you, everybody else. My farts are worth million. Every time I fart it's a million dollars. It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable.
Starting point is 00:13:31 I think we need to get blue in on the game. Come on. Definitely. We gotta do something. People don't start paying us. We gotta do something. I swear to God. Bad blue.
Starting point is 00:13:40 That's it. Bad, bad blue. Bad bitch blue. Bad bitch blue. I better take that name Before we release this episode because I know you smart fuckers out there are gonna be taking that name and post in pictures of me barking bunch of assholes You can get pictures of blue roll eight in the dead animal in a dead wood and this
Starting point is 00:14:02 dead animal and a deadwood and a sweet pot. Yeah. She's pissing on every carpet of that. Yeah, I was a photographer to the pee-pass. Listen to this. Listen to this. Get asked. You know how?
Starting point is 00:14:15 You get like stage of photo when you be like, no. No, I don't need the stage of photo. Just anytime I'm outside the studio in my own house, just wait three minutes and you'll hear Brian go, Blue, no! Stop it! Shout out! Sit down! Bad bitch Blue.
Starting point is 00:14:32 Bad bitch Blue. Bad bitch Blue. Bad bitch Blue. Bad bitch Blue. Yeah. Once you get past the fourth word, no one's typing that shit in. When I first found out, we just told this story in the last episode about blue and the crotch rot in the whole night.
Starting point is 00:14:47 It's a tree disease and she's eating the tree disease and now she smells like a dead horse's asshole. I mean, it's awful. What I didn't tell you is that when I found out she was eating the first time I saw her doing this, I got so angry at her, like my wife was leaving, I look outside, blue is over there eating this crotch rod off of a tree, this diseased tree, and she's eating it, and it's also harmful to dogs, and it smells terrible. So she smells terrible.
Starting point is 00:15:19 So I'm yelling at her outside, I'm like, I'm gonna get inside, get, get, get, get, let's go, my, my, my, I never think I'm crazy. Probably a called ASPCA on me 30 times. So blue comes inside the house, and I'm like, blue, you don't eat that. Baba, baba, baba. Then the baby wakes up.
Starting point is 00:15:38 This is not by the minute later. Baby wakes up because I'm probably because I'm yelling at blue. Baby wakes up and so I go into my bedroom and I put the baby on the bed and I'm probably because I'm yelling a blue baby way so I go into my bedroom and I put the baby on the bed and I'm like cooling with the baby you know oh the baby this is daddy you know that's like a bumbling fucking idiot for 15 minutes
Starting point is 00:15:58 this is daddy people think I'm cool on the commercial reggae check me out when I'm talking to my daughter who did I do bpp? who likes your bp? People people think I'm cool on the commercial reggae check me out when I'm talking to my daughter Your party Oh I can only imagine that at that age like I imagine them like a boss baby or like stewie or something Where Where are you bubbling in it Stop talking about my farts. I know they smell. And if I could wipe my own ass, I would.
Starting point is 00:16:53 Alright, old man, I get it! You like my TV, Bupu? A shudder! Give me some food, where's that tip? You don't have any tips? I don't get what you have to say. Baba, Bupu, Gangaga, doo, doo, princesses, princesses, dad. You know what I'm really wrong? I want to do a straight club and do some ball, drive fast down, Jordan 400.
Starting point is 00:17:14 That's what I want. How do I go all faster? Gaga, go to the fuck you, you. So, so anyway, so I yell and then I go and I take the baby and I lay down. This is not but two and a half minutes later. And then all of a sudden I'm like, oh, what the heck, you got a little poopy in your diaper? I don't have a poopy ass like me. It's a shitty ass old dog. That's what my man is.
Starting point is 00:17:44 God, I'm gonna fuck you, you, you. So I start smelling poop, and I'm like, oh, you made a poopy. Here, let me smell your ass. Then you do the parental move that every parent does that had any child been, you know, 15 years old or you'd be automatically arrested, which is you stick your nose directly in their asshole, and you're like, shh. Ah, no, that's not you. What is that?
Starting point is 00:18:09 That's not you. Blue shit on the rug. Next to my bed, like right next to where I was laying. She literally took a dump right next to where I was laying. She got upset that I yelled at her about the crotch rot wood, and then she decided to take a shit next to my bed. Not only is the dog the worst dog ever, the dumbest dog ever, the loudest dog ever, but she's the most vengeful dog ever too.
Starting point is 00:18:33 She is very vengeful. Yes. She does not let shit go. She's just like, oh yeah, I got, yeah, I hear you. What you can do about this. I know you're not going to let me on the street. You just spend $7,000 on a new knee. You're too cheap old man. I know you're not letting me go anywhere. So you know what? There you go. Take that. Here now I'm going to lick your daughter's lips. Which is the favorite move of blue. Today, after that crotch rot thing, I was like, no one let that dog anywhere near my baby. I come out and the dog's looking at my baby's lips.
Starting point is 00:19:14 Shh, shh, shh. Why? Because she likes the smell of rotten milk. Fuck her. Fuckin' ass. The thing is that we had a dog like that growing up, her name was Susette. Yeah. And she was a little toy, toy poodle.
Starting point is 00:19:31 And I think, you know, sometimes when you get dogs, they can be imbred. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. And then he gets mad. Well, I think that blue is... That's why muts are the best, but... Yeah, blue is bred by some fucking cow fucker up in nor Georgia She might be like in bread like from the actual family
Starting point is 00:19:51 She might have that guy dick in her. I don't know their mom was having an affair with the guy in the trailer I'm not even sure what it was going on. That was a whole scene When you're when you have When you have five couches in your family room none of which you actually paid for You're it's likely you're having sex with some animal so Yeah, oh and but you know what by the way Steven Tyler if you want to take away a young girl you feel free to come get blue Not be happy to sign over custody
Starting point is 00:20:21 I'm not be happy to sign over custody. Oh man, these dogs. Anyway, I just thought it was interesting. I mentioned the Met Gala and Aerosmith. You know, some of us just can't aren't afforded the luxury of just picking up and signing custodial orders, picking up women. No. No.
Starting point is 00:20:41 So we have to relax. No, or should that be a thing? No, I don't know. We should do. Seems like something some people in our government would take up right now. So crazy. You have a woman doing that like, hey, you're going to a young boy's house. It's time for women to take over.
Starting point is 00:20:58 It's time for women to take over. I swear to God, I've just given up on my kind. I've given up on my kind. I don't know what they're thinking. I tell it. I can to God, I've just given up on my kind. I've given up on my kind. I don't know what they're thinking. I tell it. I can't get over it. Some of these fucking noodmicks and charges. It's just like, what do you think it? How does that? How do you think that plays well? Yeah. Yeah. It's like the complete opposite. They do things that 70% of the population has no interest in them doing. And then, you know, they're just
Starting point is 00:21:21 talking to the seven guys whacking their puds behind their fucking Xbox. What did you go to my early at Cognocker? Yeah, Cognocker. Cognocker, whatever that means. So some of us are in afforded the opportunity to just pick up women and take them across state lines. So we have to go the old fashioned route and actually make them like us.
Starting point is 00:21:42 Luckily, there are some real experts at this type of material. And we refer to them affectionately as plaaas. Plaaas. Oh, plaa. I don't know plaa. Oh, plaa. A PUA, a pickup artist. One of our favorites is Adam Lions.
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Starting point is 00:24:49 The approach. I think we've done a lot of like generalized videos about pause, but we've never quite gotten into the actual details. So let's see if by watching a video that specifically says they'll get into the details, we can get into the details. All of them say they're going to get into the details within they don't. Let's see if this is the same thing. Okay, this could be the one. This could be the details. All of them say they're gonna get into the details but then they don't. Let's see if this is the same thing. Okay, this could be the one.
Starting point is 00:25:06 This could be the one. This could be the time. You never do know. So without further ado, Chrissy, I was trolling on the internet. As you do. As I do do, I found Adam Lyons. Adam Lyons. Adam Lyons.
Starting point is 00:25:17 Adam Lyons. Adam the liar. Talking about how to make that cold approach. They're cold approach. I called a brooch. What in the fuck did we just see? I don't know, is it like a bush video from Dinesy? I know. It was like a, so what you don't see, go to youtube.com slash the commercial
Starting point is 00:25:41 bike, but you can't see it's like there's a little intro. They call it an intro or an outro to the video, where it's just usually played on every video. You know, it's a little thing and pictures and a logo or whatever. This had a guy from... I can write street lines. There was a street lines.
Starting point is 00:25:55 Might have been thrown in. Yeah, there were needles. There was a computer from 1991. I don't even know what's going on here. And then it says P.A. training. Oh, here he goes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Remember this sham wow. Yeah, yeah. Wow.
Starting point is 00:26:26 Wow. Wow. You love about this is if somebody's standing on the road in the ball, you kind of want to make young girls. How old is that girl? I don't know. She did a really short or 12. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:43 Yeah, she does look young, doesn't she? Yeah. But Adam looks young in this. This is like, I don't know. I've got to guess at least 10 years ago. I see him like, what, where is he? I don't know. Is it?
Starting point is 00:26:54 If they get the carpet. Yeah, we're looking at Adam's in a room. He's with a girl that looks like, this is like a 1999, 1999, honestly. She looks like a really skinny, snookie. Yeah. That's about 15 years old. And then she's all tan and fanned and all fantastic. Yeah. Adam is wearing a typical white guy outfit. He's wearing a button down white shirt from Banana Republic with jeans that are too big for him. And then shoes are those shoes.
Starting point is 00:27:19 I think they're socks. Oh, he's got socks on because I'm always hanging out in the bar in my socks. Well, he's not in a bar, he's in a hat. No, I know he's in a staged house. It's so weird. It's probably an old hotel, they're about to blow up and tear down and he's like, do you mind if I use this for a few minutes? I'm quite broke. My YouTube career hasn't taken off.
Starting point is 00:27:40 Po-wa. Oh, po-wa. Po-wa. Po-wa. Obviously what you're doing, you know? Yeah, smooth as all my like to be if I'm approaching, I'm taking off. I'm a po-o-o. Po-o-o-o. Po-o-o-o. Po-o-o-o. Obviously what you're doing, you know? You know, as smooth as I like to be, if I'm approaching, I'm approaching. I could try this.
Starting point is 00:27:50 Ha-ha-ha. If I'm approaching, I'm approaching. Ha-ha-ha. I'm approaching. I'm approaching. If I'm approaching, I'm approaching. Are you really? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:05 Stands and next walks. Stands and next walks. But it wasn't that smooth. Yeah, she knew I was approaching. I've been better off just going straight up and approaching. Or, you see that? I approached and she knew I was approaching. It'd be better off if I come up from behind her and go, just approach.
Starting point is 00:28:33 Just approach. Notively, make it quizsy. No need to approach. Just approach. Yeah. You're taking the wrong approach to the approach. You just need to approach. When you're approaching, just approach appropriately. When you're approaching the approach. Yes. When you're approaching the approach, approach appropriately. Now I don't even know what I'm saying anymore.
Starting point is 00:28:54 They had no interest in approaching. So I don't want to stand and make it cool. I kind of just want to come over, chill out, relax. Not even look at her, look at some else in the bar. Maybe we've had my phone, have a look at my phone a bit, completely ignore the guard. Maybe I want to whip out, relax, not even look at her, look at some else in the bar, maybe whip out my phone, have a look at my phone a bit, completely ignore the girl. Maybe I want to whip out my dick, back it a little bit, prime the pump. Completely ignore the girl.
Starting point is 00:29:13 Show me what I'm working with. Don't worry about the girl, she's not important in the equation. Remember, it's just a approach. Lough, that's crazy, look at that. There, there's the open. Oh! Oh! Oh! Wait, hold on, hold on.
Starting point is 00:29:29 So you can get this in the listening audience. What Adam says is, don't just walk up to a girl and start talking to her. Stay next to her. No, next to her. Take out your phone. Take out your phone. Sidele up. Yes.
Starting point is 00:29:42 Sidele up. Sidele up. Sidele up. Take out your phone. Wow. Start looking at something and then go that's hilarious. Look at this. You know what most women would do in 2023? Bear spray. That's what you would get. Bear spray. I'll see. You better be sure you got something funny on your phone. I don't have anything funny on my phone. You actually were looking. Yeah. What's funny? My Instagram account full of Venezuelan models. Look at this. Look at this. Look at these huge tips. Yes.
Starting point is 00:30:06 Yes. Yes. And the approach. I see something crazy. I bring somebody else into it. It comes a bit more under the radar. But in reality, if they're just standing there, you kind of want to make sure that you go in and open.
Starting point is 00:30:21 Now, go in, whip out your phone, whip out your dick, say, phone a dick, which one do you want to see first? There's a guy something interesting on my phone, but I can make something interesting with my dick. Ask him, I'm not key points to somebody that's standing in. The most important is you want to lock in. Locking in is so important when you're talking to somebody. You walk up, you put handcuffs on your wrist, and then you put handcuffs on her wrist and now you're all locked in
Starting point is 00:30:48 30 and then you say next 24 hours you're coming with me. I sign custody parent papers with your parents Because if you don't it looks like you're the one that's hitting on the girl and you want to change that as fast as possible You want to make she's like I'm just 12 Who's? Uncle. Who's the man? I'll go a hat on. Uncle Adam.
Starting point is 00:31:13 Why is that video camera taping us? Mommy said you were taking me to a movie. We'll get to the movie after I teach none of these people an approach. Well... Why are you talking like there's an audience? There's no one here. There's no one here, there's no one here, whenever you do videos and... It looked like she's hitting on you.
Starting point is 00:31:37 Not just for her, but for the rest of the room. Because she might absolutely hate me and this could go really, really badly. If it had the feeling you'd expect. I want it to look like she was hitting on me and this could go really, really badly. If I have a feeling of it. I want it to look like she was hitting on me and I wasn't interested. Because the only way a situation looks bad is by your reaction to it. So for example, when I'm talking to a girl, one of the first things I'll do, the only way a situation looks bad is by your reaction to it. No, douchebag. If you come up and try and cold approach a girl
Starting point is 00:32:05 by showing her something funny on your phone, you look bad regardless of what you're reacting to it is. I do it is. I do it is. But I get into a position where I'm more locked in than her. So if I'm talking to her again, we can use the three finger tap to get to look. I can use the three finger tap.
Starting point is 00:32:19 Three finger tap. Again, we can use this. Again? How many times in an approach approach we're using three fingers because that's kind of creepy you're telling guys how many fingers to use because in my world touching a woman unwarranted unrequested is probably just a bad idea in general with one finger much yeah here's the only reason you touch people in public yeah like this. Yeah, like this.
Starting point is 00:32:45 You just hook them in with your three fingers. The three. Yeah, or you go three in the pink, one in the stink. But those are, you know, there's special kind of woman for that. Just share. That's not on the first approach. No, not on the first approach.
Starting point is 00:32:58 That's on the second approach. On the first approach, you use one finger. Then you go straight to three. But my estimation is the only reason why it's appropriate to touch someone you do not know in public, someone that you do not already have a relationship with, is if you're going, you're in a crowd, and you're moving around, you don't want them
Starting point is 00:33:16 to spill a drink or hit you or something like that, and you put a gentle hand on the back. Or just say, behind you. Yeah, behind, corner. You use restaurant terminology. on the back. Are you saying behind you? Yeah. Behind. Corner. You use restaurant terminology. Corner. Which no one else understands.
Starting point is 00:33:33 But if you've worked, you could find out if this worked out a restaurant. This is by saying that. Go to a crowded bar, turn a corner and go, corner and watch how many people move out of the way. Those people worked on a restaurant. It's embedded into their heads. That looks like she's flanting over her shoulder and opening me, old-school style over a shoulder. Look at you, take you out.
Starting point is 00:33:54 Look at you, anyway. So you can see she's- Whoa, yeah. Yeah, look at you. Look at that hair. I had a roommate one time a color to his hair like that. Like he put, he made the tips. He frosted the tips with all kind of different colors. He had a roommate one time a color to his hair like that like he put he made the tips He frosted the tips with all kind of different colors. He was a douchebag
Starting point is 00:34:09 Mine open me over the shoulder. It looks like she's chatting to me And if I can get her to change her body language completely, I can make it look like she's really hang That's right everybody in the box exam, because she turned around and talked to me after I put three fingers on her and found something funny on my phone. Now watch as she spills her drink on me and kicks me in the nuts. No, it doesn't work.
Starting point is 00:34:38 It's by the reaction that comes off. And usually my reaction, especially if I'm leaning here and she's giving me a mouthful because she's turning around here and she's shouting at me because I've really upset her and I've done it really badly. Not that that should happen, but maybe it is, right? What? So, you tell me that has happened before Adam?
Starting point is 00:34:55 Yeah, first of all, second of all, you're not... You're not teaching men how to approach a woman at a bar. You're teaching men how to not be embarrassed at a bar with other men around. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, such pseudo science. This is such horseshit. This is why I have to country doesn't believe in science
Starting point is 00:35:25 anymore. It's douchebags like this, who are making science out of nothing. Nothing. The only way you will know if it went badly is my face. For example, if I'm here like this, going, that looks bad. I'm obviously freaking out.
Starting point is 00:35:38 So you always want to make sure you look cool. All right, so you need back your fingers. Yeah, sorry about my three fingers, but I don't really want to make a reaction right now because all my other poor buddies are looking at me. Can you do me a favor? You kick me in the nuts, just do it. Just do it. Do it behind this wall.
Starting point is 00:35:55 Yeah. Just give me your mouthful. You just go, hey, I'm sorry. Don't need to give you a great bad night. Great to meet you. I'll see you around. You probably don't even want to shake your hands. You probably like, no. So you hold. Don't need to give you a great bad night. Great to meet you. I'll see you around. You probably don't even want to shake your hands. You probably like, no.
Starting point is 00:36:07 So you hold your hand up. We go, have a great night. See you around. And you leave. You touch it again. Yeah. Nothing like touching an angry woman twice. I don't even touch Esther when she's angry with me.
Starting point is 00:36:19 I'm on the other side of the hall. You walk off. No one knows. Just smile in. You're happy about it. You're not excited about the haul. You walk off. No one knows. You're smiling, you're happy about it. You're not doing this. You look bad. It was so far you've taught guys how to get rejected, but not let your friends know you've got rejected.
Starting point is 00:36:36 Yes, correct. Because do you think you're the center of fucking attention when you walk into a bar like every human being is staring at you? That's what you're watching. You're just going, yeah. I love that Adam. It's Adam the are watching. You're just going, yeah. Let's get Adam. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:46 It's Adam the liar. There he is. See how he does it. We're all getting pussy tonight. It's literally going to rain from the sky. I'll get Adam's sloppy forts. I don't care. Guy in Austin, great guy.
Starting point is 00:37:04 He's a member of the lab. I really do like the guy. And he made. He's a member of the lay out. I really do like the guy. And he made the mistake. A member of the lay out. I'm gonna be a member of the lay. He's Adam Lyons. I'm sorry, he's got a layer. Ah.
Starting point is 00:37:17 Oh, and... Thundercat! Ah! Adam's a layer. Pouching, my fiance and her friends, and opening them. And I felt bad for him, I did. Because they know everything about game. They've been studying it for about four years.
Starting point is 00:37:34 That is not his fiance. Is he pointing to her like, like she's the fiance? She has no ring. Yeah, that's not her, it's a fiance. He pointed at her like it was. Well, I think he said the his fiance, but that's not really his fiance. He pointed at her because he wishes it's a fiance. Pointed at her like it was. Well, I think he said the his fiance, but that's not really his fiance.
Starting point is 00:37:46 He pointed at her because he wishes he had a fiance. He made it all up, because that's what Adam does. Just make it up. And so he went up that and he started using his lines. And very quickly, they started using more advanced lines on him. So he would say something like, hey, you know what? You guys seem interesting. Do you have anything going for you more than your looks? What?
Starting point is 00:38:11 What? Converse. What bars are you going to? That's square to God. Hey, you guys look interesting. Do you have anything more going on than your looks? Steven Tyler pop up on the table with the- I think, you know, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think,
Starting point is 00:38:28 I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think,
Starting point is 00:38:36 I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think,
Starting point is 00:38:44 I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I that we look interesting. What is it about us that you think is interesting beyond our looks? And you went, well, it could be this. And he just, it was terrible. It was bad. It was messy. They reversed everything round on him. And more they did it. God forbid a guy doesn't have complete control over a situation.
Starting point is 00:39:00 It's so awful. You're teaching men just how to, how to offescape and ride fences and be in gray spaces and made pseudo science out of something that's really, yeah, of course there's science and how people are attracted to each other, but there's also a little bit of magic. And you can't teach that magic, like it's a fucking class and third grade.
Starting point is 00:39:19 You can't do that. No, and if you're trying to approach a group of women and say, hey, twice, he's saying twice. They've gone up twice and said hey, you look Yeah, I think you're more interesting than your love. What else do you what else have you got? Yeah, and they're like What else do you want like fuck off? Listen, I saw you reading that table tent and I gotta say chile's bucko shitties Muggerita package. Looks really great.
Starting point is 00:39:46 Looks like you can read pictures, Ellie's. Oh, he shrunk into himself and his head went down. And as he was trying to battle for the lines to use, he was like searching in his head by staring at the floor. And all anybody could see was four girls in a semicircle around him, berating him and him like looking at the floor That's about that did not happen that did not happen For reading him. I think all they did was ask, but what are you?
Starting point is 00:40:16 See how do you know that we're interested? Yeah, how do you know that? What do you know? Like basically get away, dude. I mean listen sir some me We're berating This day and age you're more likely to have an AR 15, put in your face, but yeah. I mean, I don't even think, I'm gonna teach my kids not to approach at all. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, down and 200 to 300 years for now. Get back in the bunker. Get back in your bunker. Back in the pool. Told you it's not safe out here.
Starting point is 00:40:49 Now the good news is, he hung in for an hour, which is amazing and impressive, because I would not have taken out an hour. And how long did he sit there and look at the floor? Yeah, how long was he searching for lines in an hour? And you didn't go help the poor guy? You're out of the lions and your layer, your little lion layer. I get it, it's so cute. It's like the commercial break has the break room. That was just very good. Yeah, it was for two episodes.
Starting point is 00:41:18 Oh, I was definitely wouldn't have, but he did. But the problem is he telegraphed to the entire nightclub that he was staring at the problem is, he telegraphed to the entire nightclub that he was staring at the floor. And Gower? Obviously he wasn't having a good reaction. No, it's this, because this story is untrue from start to finish. He is literally making this up to make a point.
Starting point is 00:41:37 And there's nothing quite like making a point with a story that's completely made up. Welcome to the commercial break. Yeah. Smile. Wow. Be happy. You're getting it in the air because you messed up. Welcome to the commercial break. Smile, laugh, be happy. You're getting it in the air because you messed up, come on about it. Hey, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to upset you.
Starting point is 00:41:50 Hey, it wasn't my intentions, you know, just here to have fun. Just check these three fingers. Just take these three fingers. Shovel them up your chucha. Hey, sorry, didn't mean to embarrass you. Just here, giving a PUA workshop Just trying to verbally assault you to hope and then the hopes you'll come home and sleep with me
Starting point is 00:42:13 You're gonna telegraph everything in your body language So make sure that if you are talking to a standing set or in fact many set the ghost bad that you're giving yourself a Best set. Yeah, there's a state they have a set. I could get into the whole thing. I watched a whole video on this. My literally my head almost exploded. It was such horseshit. It was by mystery. Mystery kept on throwing out numbers and facts
Starting point is 00:42:35 and scientific information. And none of it sounded true to me. None of it. It all sounded like fake made up horseshit. Because you know what, that's what it is. Best is by locking in. Now there's a great problem. Lock into a mantle like this one in this empty house.
Starting point is 00:42:51 Does model home. What are we? We're in top gun. Lock in. Ah, how are you? Like there's not a mantle at the club. I know, man. You know, I get, I think you just,
Starting point is 00:43:04 you just got to roll with his bullshit because the truth is there is no truth. But I do lock into the mantle. What I'll do is I'll meet a girl and I'll lock in and I'll say, I just want to ask you something. Tell me three interesting things about yourself. Hey, I just want to tell you something. Hey, I just want to tell you something. Hey, I just want to tell you something
Starting point is 00:43:25 by asking you something. Quick. Quick, three interesting things about yourself. I'm gay, I'm not interested, you're ugly. Bye. I'm coming. And she'll stop telling me some stuff. So go in and she'll stop whispering something to me,
Starting point is 00:43:40 whatever it doesn't matter. And now, what magical place do you go to? What magical bar do you go to? She'll start whispering to me, whatever it is, it doesn't matter. I know what magical place do you go to? What magical bar do you go to? She'll start whispering to me whatever it doesn't matter. Yeah, three, yeah it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter, just keep whispering things to me. You're bullshit, you're blowing it. We've only got 30 minutes left in this hotel room.
Starting point is 00:43:58 You better start making some good content or YouTube's gonna kick you off. Hahaha. She's listening, while she's talking to me looking around the bar and I'll watch for another girl Why she's I gotta hear this I'll stop making you guys the other girl like Like I'm completely bored out my brain. Yeah, now what I'm doing is I'm telegraphing to the other girl that this girl here, although she's incredibly hot
Starting point is 00:44:28 and pretty, look how I'm pretty, see? Although she's not pretty. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God, Adam. Even though she's incredibly hot and pretty, she was just a tester. Yeah, that's right.
Starting point is 00:44:40 For another girl so that I could humiliate the girl that I'm just pulled into my layer. This girl who's now whispering into my ear, I'm making ugly faces across the bar and another girl that's more attractive because she's just chumming the water for the next girl in the day. Adam, I have a question for you.
Starting point is 00:44:56 I'll often do you masturbate every day. Every day. Every day. So I go off into the other girl and this girl is actually boring my brains off. If you were dating Adam Lions and you found this video, would you not have immediately break up with him? No, I would.
Starting point is 00:45:10 Yeah. And I'll wait. And the girl will be wandering around. Sometimes. I'll go, oh what? Really? That's great. And I'll cool her over.
Starting point is 00:45:18 Sometimes she'll just come over if it doesn't matter. Whatever it is. So you're talking to one girl, then you make face, so the girl comes up close to you. You make faces for at another girl, the bar. Ridiculing the girl you're talking to one girl, then you make face, so the girl comes up close to you. You make faces for at another girl, the bar, ridiculing the girl you're talking to, and then calling over the other girl. When you hug the current girl, when you hug the current girl,
Starting point is 00:45:32 when you call, oh, you go, come on, come on over here, it's the other girl. This is never really happening anywhere. No, this never happened ever. Ever. Guys, I know we're the old, funny, dutdies, and we don't know how to use TikTok and we're not sure of Instagram works properly and we have trouble with our computers and our wires and my prostate's big and all that other stuff
Starting point is 00:45:54 I get it, but you know it comes with that a little bit of life experience just a little bit just enough to know some things right and I got to be honest with you I've been to a lot of clubs and bars and restaurants and parties with a lot of different people, including guys who believed they were PUA's in their own head. And the truth is, I have never, ever seen anything even remotely like this. No.
Starting point is 00:46:17 Work or be tried or even be tried, attempted. No, one time, one time with me, a guy did spill a drink. On you? On me. On purpose. And then I think it might have been on purpose and then was like, oh my God, I'm so sorry. You know, let me take you. And then, I'll be a job. Let me take you out.
Starting point is 00:46:38 Make up for it. Here, let me lick your panties clean. It definitely didn't work. It didn't work. Yeah. That was me. Let's build the drink by the way. your panties clean. Definitely didn't work. It didn't work. Yeah. That was me that spilled the drink by the way. Hahaha. The goal of what passed, and I'll say to this one,
Starting point is 00:46:51 I'm so sorry to bother you. I just want to go and chat to this girl for two seconds. She's an old friend of mine. Oh, then walk up to the other girl. I just casually lied to this woman so I can go casually lied to that woman. Hahaha. Wow.
Starting point is 00:47:04 Grab her arm, look it with mine. go, just play along for a minute. She'll be like, okay, I'm sorry, that girl won't leave me alone. She's been talking to me all night. And it's believable. What is it? What in the world? What in the world? What is it?
Starting point is 00:47:17 What in the world? What in the world? What in the world? What in the world? What in the world? What in the world? What in the world? What in the world? What in the world? What in the world? What in the world? What in the world? first advice you could ever give a man because it's never going to work. It's never. You have to assume that the women that you are dealing with are
Starting point is 00:47:27 are complete dances. Yeah. They are like borderline rock. They're borderline potato like you. Well, this girl has not said one thing. Well, she not said one thing because she's being paid. She's, she's, she's smarter than that.
Starting point is 00:47:42 I know. You have to assume that she's like, I'll just petition YouTube to take this off off the internet in a couple of years. She's chatting off my ear. And the girl can relate to having some guy chat to her all night and drive her mad. So what we do is build a massive amount of rapport on the fact that we both have really, really hot people
Starting point is 00:48:00 chatting to us and really annoying us. Bing, bing! I love when people click their hands together like that. It means they can whack off two people at the same time. Massive amounts. Yeah, massive amounts. And they make two fists in front of yourself right now if you're listening at home.
Starting point is 00:48:14 And then bang them together twice. And that's what people used to do back in the early 2000s, right? And what Adam looks like when he's doing these about to approach with two jigs in his mouth Flucker Nothing interesting to say so what I've done is I've used a really solid body language Position to telegraph to another goal that I've got masses of attraction when really I don't I've used that to bounce off of her and we already knew that Adam. He didn't have to point that out
Starting point is 00:48:44 I've telegraphed. I've telegraphed. Ha ha ha. A telegraphic. Ha ha ha. That's a good massive amount of a check. But really, I don't. I'm telegraphic how much pussy I have
Starting point is 00:48:59 by writing it on a big piece of poster board and bringing it into the bar. I really don't know. I get asked to open the other girl and get off of her. Not by ever would, I'd never twist her. See, never. So that's something I would lie to you. I only lie to all the other women in my life.
Starting point is 00:49:22 You're my 12, old me, helping me make videos about getting pussy. Why do you? I always just talked about lying to women before that. No, no, no, no, no. I didn't mean that about you women. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Let's not get confused. When I'm on video,
Starting point is 00:49:43 I'm a totally different guy than when I'm off video, then when I'm actually with you. See? See? Bing, bing, bing! I click my fist together and I come a little bit in my pants because I am the ultimate alpha male red tipter and all. He does have the red dipteranol.
Starting point is 00:50:06 I know, it looks so bad. You part, do you want to make sure you do? Now, there's another one that's really good, which is when you've got two goals standing up and you've got a double seated set, double standing set. So I'm going to grab one, you click both of your fists together, punch them in the face and apologize. That's a double standing set. That's a full standing set. Yeah, a double standing set.
Starting point is 00:50:28 I just feel bad for the guys who are like memorizing this stuff because you know they aren't getting laid. This doesn't work. So you know they are getting laid. No. And as a matter of fact, they're getting further away from getting laid. Right. Yeah. It's like repellent. I know. It's like when you're when you're hungry, when you're hard.
Starting point is 00:50:45 It's like out there, just, just be yourself. When you're hungry, when you're hard up for attention, and I've been there, right? You've, you've got a dry streak. It's been like a number of months or years or whatever it is. You know, you, you almost get in a point of like sadness and desperation and I can only imagine that if you go years and years and years that you're like,
Starting point is 00:51:02 wow, but the truth is tomorrow is another day to get laid and you never know when that when that attraction is going to occur could occur anywhere literally. Until time for. Like in a holiday in in front of a fireplace. In front of a mantle. Yeah, in front of the mantle. The truth is by using these tactics, you are moving yourself further away from that ever happening because if your default position is to remember some bullshit,
Starting point is 00:51:25 a guy named Adam DeLyer told you, you are in deep trouble, man. Deep trouble. The way I see it, these guys that are watching the videos and taking it to harder like blue with the sinkweed. Yes. They can't let it go. They like it, but it's poison. They're attracted to it, but they can't.
Starting point is 00:51:43 They can only stomach so much before they die inside If you believe anything out of the lion says I encourage you to go take a look at his body of work in total Because he has said so much horse shit in his in his time on the internet that it's hard to believe him He's a travel agent. He's a social media expert. He's a PUA He's a threesome. He could polyamory says best. He's the travel agent. He's a social media expert. He's a PUA. He's a threesome. He could polyamory. He's the best, he's the best polyamory that has ever walked the face of the earth. He's an asshole is what he is. He's got Dante the baby. Yep. No, that's not him. That's the, no, it's the people with, it's the people who have, who won't tell their
Starting point is 00:52:21 kids the name. Well, the name of the father. We'll talk about that later. Oh, you think there's Dante? He is a Dante? What? Dante. He has a Dante too. There are two Dante. No, I think we got confused.
Starting point is 00:52:33 Oh, you think he has the Dante? I think he was the one on there on the ITV. ITV. And one of them, the name was Dante. Oh, God. Never using that voice again. I'm not giving that guy any more love. And she's going to come up here and stand. And what we're going to look at now is how you actually approach two goals who are standing up next to each other. Thankfully, Amanda's in the
Starting point is 00:52:57 audience as well. There is no audience. You can hear nothing. There is not a pin has dropped. Perfect. So. Here's my other niece. She's in the living in Starbucks. It's kid. So we've got here, we've got two girls, and they're standing by the bar.
Starting point is 00:53:13 And then who can pick up? What is she doing? Where did he pick these girls up from? What? The fucking local mall? No, it's bad. I mean, no, no, yeah. They're teenage girls.
Starting point is 00:53:24 They are teenage girls. If they're not 15, yeah, they're teenage girls. They are, they are teenage girls. If they're not 15 or 16, they're not more than 18. No. By the way, you guys can actually get close to each other. Now in this situation, both the girls will be standing up. I mean, what girl? They don't stand up against you. Yeah, she got a hoodie with no shoes.
Starting point is 00:53:40 Or a pants. But that's true. They don't do that because girls don't like being wall flowers. If they're going to stand together, they'll be standing by the bar. It's very rare you'll see two hot girls standing in the corner of a room. That's not really what they tend to do. They might be shitting. What are these zebras?
Starting point is 00:53:54 I've studied their species. I've studied their kind. Very rarely would you find a set of firm tits hanging out together or cross the bar. They want to peacock. They'll be right there in the middle of the action, showing the breast to all the eligible guys, but you have a leg up because you've got a three-finger approach. I'm a completely different story. Like when I found these two girls, they were literally at the bar on top of it dancing for money because that's where they work. Talk about later but they could quite often be standing up
Starting point is 00:54:30 against the bar. Now the position that I want to be in is most definitely not here because if I'm here then I can't actually communicate with both of them correctly. I might be able to talk to this one and turn her around and talk to her. Turn her around. This girl looks like she hates it. I know she does. She does it angry to be there. Yeah. She's probably like, I'm taking the $100 that I'm going to pay for today, but I don't have to like it.
Starting point is 00:54:54 But she or you feel could already, right? She's going to want to get rid of me because these guys are friends. So she's going to come on, this guy gets to the bathroom or something because girls can't go to the toilet alone. So that's going to leave me in a difficult to the bathroom or something because girls can't go to the toilet alone. So that's gonna leave me in a difficult situation where I'm gonna get left out. So I want to make sure that I can engage both. And the best way of doing it is to be in between the two of them. And a bit of it.
Starting point is 00:55:14 Just block right in the middle of a conversation. Just say, call the in between approach. Hey, you want to sandwich? How about an Adam sandwich? Let me put my salami right there in between your buns. About having a bar or going to the bar is that you've got a really good excuse to split them both up. And the way you do it is for my actually in the opening either. So if I can move you guys just here for one second, just so the camera can see what's going on. So I want you guys to imagine that.
Starting point is 00:55:49 I got forbid the camera doesn't get all this hot action going on. God forbid the camera misses one step of your, I have a dream speech going on right here. This is important for the future of this real life idiocracy movie we're living. Two girls and they're leaning up against the bar and the bar is here and the barman is here and you guys will behind the bar. I see the two guys are on behind the bar. All of you your bartenders.
Starting point is 00:56:28 So I approach not the goals, but the barman. I step between the two girls, sorry guys. Hi, can I get a drink? I know, all of my drink, that's rude. I would be pissed if I'm not locked in between me and my friend. And you have to be like dependent on the barman that's exactly in the right position. Well, I think you have to think about a couple of things. Yeah, the barman that's exactly in the right position. Well, I think you have to think about a couple of things. Yeah, the barman.
Starting point is 00:56:49 Let's go. You know, women can be barman in too, Chrissy. But what you do have to think about is if it's so crowded that you have to walk in between two people in order to get a drink, usually the two girls are not standing seven feet apart keeping you the room to do that. Exactly. They're right on top of each other. And if you move in the middle, you're just the asshole who moves in the middle. Yes. I'm automatically. I can
Starting point is 00:57:11 have you had a conversation with my friend and then all of a sudden, yeah, then you're the dick who just inserted himself or a drink automatically pissed off at anybody who reaches over me at a bar or gets in between me and my- Yeah, without first saying, can I buy you guys a drink? I need one too. Yeah. Let's all get one together. Without- That's a good approach.
Starting point is 00:57:30 Without asking, if you get in between me, I am fucking miffed and I will tell you to go somewhere else. I've done it. Now, at this point, I've spelled the goes, they're gonna think I'm quite rude. They were having a conversation.
Starting point is 00:57:43 It's kind of irrelevant, because I didn't notice them. So they'll talk to each other and I'll be talking. Now the timing is perfect, because if I do this for too long, they'll get bored and walk away. They might have tapped me on the shoulder and tell me I'm rude. I've totally got a problem.
Starting point is 00:57:56 Yeah, like Brian did. Three to four seconds to try and address the bartender and then recognize my mistake and apologize to the two girls, which gives me an open. So I step in, sorry guys. Hey, do you mind if I just open? Sorry guys, you already know that together when you say sorry guys, and now you're gonna pretend like you don't know,
Starting point is 00:58:15 you stepped in between them? Oh my God, watch this. I get, I get, I get, I'm sorry. Do you mind if I just get a drink? I'm just, oh my gosh, I'm so sorry. Guys, I have completely cut you guys out, haven't I? I'm bad, here I am, with my own. No, oh my gosh, I'm so sorry. Guys, I have completely caught you guys out. Haven't I, I'm bad.
Starting point is 00:58:25 Here I am in my mouth. Uh-uh-uh-uh. No. Oh, suck on my dick. He just put his arms around the tinkers. I know. He turned them around. He put his arms on him.
Starting point is 00:58:36 Imagine you're standing at a bar. I would be like, two girls. I would be like, two girls. Two girls, seven feet apart. He walks in the middle. He says, I'm sorry before he does it. Then he says, I'm sorry again. Then he grabs him by the neck and pulls him together.
Starting point is 00:58:48 Hey, you two make out. I'm a future Molly Amory expert. I've both girls at once. And it gives me a position between the two of them. Where I can talk to both, I can Kino both and actually get into an interaction. Kino both. Oh, also, Kino.
Starting point is 00:59:01 I didn't know the lottery was getting involved in these things now. The Georgia lottery does this now. Yeah, I mean, I think it's a million to one that this would work. Oh my god. So there you go. I don't even think the chance, I think those odds are way too favorable. Wow.
Starting point is 00:59:16 You're never gonna get laid like this, guys. I don't get it. I just don't get it. And there are, some of these guys have nobody in the audience like Adam. But there are some of these PUA experts, quote unquote PUA experts, artists, whatever they are, that absolutely fill a room. I think it's these P-Y thick of idiots. Thick of idiots, thick of ass hats as well as this.
Starting point is 00:59:38 Keep the PUA. Yeah. All right. Listen. My advice to you. Be a nice guy, be a gentleman, be yourself. Be yourself. You may not get laid today, but eventually you will find someone who likes you for you. Yeah, you'll find your little tribe.
Starting point is 00:59:57 Yeah, and even a blind squirrel gets it nut every once in a while, you'll eventually get laid. Promise me, it'll happen. Just don't keep on telling yourself you're not not gonna get late. You got to think positive. I'm gonna get laid. It's gonna happen And then I'll send blue your way feel free to fuck her all you want Shut that dog up All right, I take her to the park to attract girls Maybe you should rent blue out Go to the park. You know what blue does she just barks at everybody
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