The Commercial Break - Adam The Polygamist Liar

Episode Date: April 3, 2023

Two wives, two kids, and no jealousy. That's how Adam The Polygamist Liar rolls! Bryan & Krissy experience two of their favorite things: Adam The Liar and ITV! TCB, the little podcast that could It���s all about giving out the giggles Thank you to our listeners! Hey boss never means anything good... Are podcasters rich? Africa is breaking in half! Bryan imagines saving the earth with his ass cloth It’s Adam the Liar! He changes his schtick every year Now he is the foremost expert on successful polyamory Bryan goes on a fart tangent… Adam The Liar made it to ITV! And he’s there as “the luckiest guy in the world” Two women and no jealousy? We'll see about that. This might work for Adam, but Bryan would be extremely jealous! Even Adam needs a breather from two hot women sometimes Adam hits TCB with shocking news! There are babies involved! Little baby Dante, not weird at all Are they in this for the long haul? There’s so much i want to share with you ;) LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Here's like a actual customer out here. What's the best kind of firework to buy? Wouldn't you like to know whether, boy? Where are your parents? On this episode of the Commercial Break. Would you have had a problem if let's say Adam came home and wanted to take her to the grocery store or was buying her repeated presents, always licking her pussy every grocery store, always buying her repeated presents, always leaking her pussy

every four hours, or only fucked her from behind for many, many days in a row. Also they had children, also they have secret bank accounts, also they're communicating with each other about how to get you out of the relationship, and possibly murder for higher, would you? The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Ah, yeah, Kaseke, welcome back to another episode of the commercial break. I'm Brian Green, this is my dear friend and incredibly intelligent co-host Kristen Joy, hopefully best of you, Chrissy. Best of you, Brian.

Best of you out there in the podcast universe. Hey, thanks very much, everybody, who's been leaving such wonderful and nice reviews on Apple. We really appreciate it. And it's completely unexpected, quite frankly, because we're the little podcast that couldn't. Remember that train?

Remember the story about the little train that could? What was it? Was it a little red caboose? Yeah, the little red caboose. A little train that could, a little caboose that could. You know you had a chocka, chocka, chocka, chocka up caboose? Yeah, the little red caboose, a little train that could, little caboose that could, you know you need a chuck, a chuck, a chuck, a chuck, a up the mountain? Yeah.

Yeah, I feel like we're like the, we're like one of those middle cars. Well, we were like an intermodal like falling backwards. Right. Like the, we were a dark horse. We're dark horse. And then now we're a grape pony.

A grape miniature pony. I ride in on an off-white jackass on an off-white donkey. Seven older like you. Yeah. Pants the no-on-you-sex-running. Oh podcast conference. I'm sorry I'll be over here. It's just amazing. Thank you so much, we really appreciate all the people that are along for the ride, really. So many people along for the ride and TCB continues to grow.

Gets gravity. We're like, yeah, we're the opposite of Newton's law. Floating off the tree. It's just my, it's just my, it blows my mind. It is really hard to take seriously. I gotta be out. We've talked about this at Nolsey. I don't want to, you know, we had this whole conversation

about how I was like, I don't like to tell everybody what I do. I don't like to tell everybody the name of the podcast because I'm a little bit, not ashamed, but I'm like, I don't know what that person's gonna think. And I may, you know, I may want my son's parents to like me in the future. I don't want this to be the reaction when someone comes out

and I'm like, Daddy, my dear, invited me over for sleepover. That asshole. I want to talk to him about the first. That's the commercial breaks. It was over 300 downloads per episode. Is that the cousin fucker guy? Yes, daddy, because it's really too fun.

I learned it from watching you. So we talked about this. And then some people they said said I don't get this. I don't get this. You guys should be really proud of what's going on. But it's hard. It is really hard. It will be proud of this.

I can't stop laughing. I don't know why. Because it's true. It's like, I think back on our body of work, and it's not like, I'm not like Greta Tunberg. I didn't do anything. I made fart noises on the microphone, people thought that was funny.

I mean, I guess if you put a smile on somebody's face, I can appreciate that. I think that's it. Yeah, that's my favorite. Yeah, those are my favorite communications like I'm having a really shitty We've had a couple people who it sounded like they were really down on their luck And they were like they got for the commercial break and I'm like if you're getting on to the commercial break is your last hope I did disappoint you But we are also hanging on

By the threat I hate to disappoint you, but we are also hanging on by a threat. But it's just wonderful. Thank you so much. We are really grateful. I think it's important every once in a while to recognize in an on-silly manner that there are people out there who have been super supportive and generous. I hate full of their time. Unfortunately, none of them are related to us. Unfortunately, none of them work for us or around us are related to us, but that's okay. We appreciate everybody. You still doing that podcast? Hey, you got that podcast? Did you guys start a podcast? Whatever happened to you?

We did. Number one improv comedy on Apple. Oh! What? Are you guys like, did you pay for that? Is that an advertise? Is that one of those awards were you paid for? Is this sponsored? Yeah, sponsored. What are those big, the Webby Awards?

Is that a Webby Award? I see somebody in the Webby Award and I'm like, there's someone who had $10,000 to burn. Burn. They do have the podcast Academy Awards and I watched them. They were in Vegas while I was there. Oh. They were on the date the Awards and I watched them. They were in Vegas while I was there. Oh, they were there They were on the date the night before I flew out. So I tuned in

Tune in I tuned in on Twitch I tuned in on Twitch and while everyone was so Serious and dressed up nicely. Yeah, and what I realized quickly was the commercial break is not going to get in your respect from the podcast Academy. I'll join, but I don't think we have a snowball chance. Yeah, those comedy, the best comedy is like for really smart comedies that have an interesting Angle and point of view and meanwhile everybody's working for the weekend It's Friday Like the morning zoo crew of podcasting and I'll take that actually if that's what they give me

I'll take it because there's not much else so it because there's not much else I have to hang my hand on. So, but I am proud of this little podcast that good. So does me. Yeah, this little off-white Jackass that we're riding around. I am proud of it. And in its own sphere, I think that it's like just kind of amazing that we've done this. We've done this and we've had some success and there's been little to no recognition,

but that's okay because people out there like us. There's lots of debt. Super amount of debt. Yeah. Not a lot of recognition, but. Super amount of debt, not a whole bunch of sales. But if we make some people laugh, that's what it's about.

That's what it's all about. That's what it's all about. And mostly just ourselves. Yeah, I don't think we're taking over the Stern channel over there in serious anytime soon. But for us, in the podcast universe, in the TCB universe, it is something that I think we can agree we enjoy. Can you?

I don't know. And we are grateful. So thank you very much. I thought it was important to do that. To recognize that all these people have been sending in wonderful text messages and emails. I know we're running some ads on smartness right now and I know some people are over new from smartness. And so I really... I'm making that. Sorry. Sorry to disappoint you.

Let me give you the typical reaction coming from smartness to TCB. I said, I'm the fuck, I'm stuck, I'm the fucker, I'm all. It's not smartness, as you can tell. Well, it actually is smartness. We are the actual definition of smartness, But welcome aboard, thank you so much. We really appreciate it. Okay, enough about us. Did you hear the guys doing the landscaping right out there?

Yeah, and blue barking. And blue barking happens every time. I heard it. Yeah, I tell these guys, I tell it, but telling these motherfuckers for three season. And I love them. I love one in the crew, but, and that's his actual name.

I'm not being pejorative, so don't write into me, it's saying I'm being racist. That's his actual name. So, I told one, three fucking seasons ago. I said, dude, you cannot mow the lawn between X and X on these certain days, because it's likely we're gonna be recording.

No problem, bro. Or he says, no problem boss. Anytime someone calls me boss, I know him I'm about to get fucked. You know, I worked in real estate for a long time and all these contractors were walking around. No problem boss. Every time I heard the word boss,

I knew he was going to do the opposite of what he told me. He was never going to get to it or was going to cause three times as much as it did originally. Hey boss, we got a problem. Oh yeah, no, really? You could have just said, hey boss, and sent me the invoice. You know that even bother.

Fucker. Hey, I noticed that the drains for the toilets are coming up through the master bedroom where the bed is gonna be. Do you think you could change that? Yeah boss, no problem. I had a little issue, wrapped around the pipes around. And then shit's flowing out the ceiling fan when someone

moves in. Hey boss, it's Brian. I got shit running through the ceiling fan. No problem boss. Just probably a little fix. We're good over there with a wrench and knocking around $58,000 later. Yeah, the fucker. At least I'm on to this boss. I get disappointed already. I'm like, well, come on. Please, please. I'll pay you extra.

Just don't do it between these hours. But this has been an ongoing problem. It has been. Yeah. This is what happens when you are on the little podcast that couldn't. Everything looks really nice when you're just have this one camera angle.

Yeah, this is one view. Yeah, if I was to swing this camera around, you would be a pulp. A pulp. And what you're really sitting to is coming out of that shit hole. So I'm asshole on Facebook. And I say asshole, remember I tell you,

these guys on Facebook that are like, super lonely and talking to no one and Pining for attention also so one of these guys who I actually think is a nice guy and I think he's got a big heart I just think he's like a super Broken individual right now, right? It's very lonely. He's older. He's had a lot of loss and a lot of difficulty I try and help him but he's one of those guys where you say something like hey call the he had dental problems I'm like hey call here. You can get free dental. Like the call of the local college will give you free dental work. You know, yeah, I would, but my tire doesn't go to that college. You know,

my tire breaks every time I try and drive to that college. And I'm like, dude, come on, man, take a bus. Yeah, I would, but I'm not loud on Marta anymore because I killed somebody. You know, it's like, he's got an excuse as to why nothing will help him, because he wants to be in a state of drama. Of Comin and complaining. Yeah, and we all know this. We've all been there, you know, like you're sick

or you have the flu or you're on the commercial break. Like you're just in this constant state of Omee Pormi. So anyway, so he writes the other day podcasts or nothing but rich white guys talking to themselves about their luxury, their luxury. And I'm like, what? I want just really wrong to respond. I didn't. But which guys in podcasting are rich? Which? I want to know those guys. Guys the celebrity. Yeah, besides Rogan, Conan, Obama, you know, the whatever. I don't even know that guy's name, the guy who started

the daily wire, Jordan Peterson or whoever. Besides those guys, the obvious ones who are making a ton of money in a bunch of news and a bunch of noise, besides those guys, name another fucking podcaster that is rich, quote unquote. I mean, to me, rich is like not bouncing the electricity bill every time I send in a chat. That's what Rich is to me. Right. So I'm not Rich.

I don't know what he's talking about. Fucker. So you know, you, this is, this is a rinketing cooperation. We've been pulling ourselves up by the bootstraps. The landscapers just all the sudden stopped. Do you think they heard us? They might have. They might have.

They don't have to live, but, um, ones out there watching every time we go live. He's like all right boys to 75 We got to get to the Atlanta property Did you hear that Africa is breaking in half what did you hear that Africa was breaking in half if you see these pictures? They're not they're on a fault line the coat the east coast of Africa is on a fault line And it runs from ocean to oceans like a semi-circle Mm-hmm, right and there is a visible crack in the earth that is appearing over the last decade and it runs that is appearing over the last decade, and it runs semi-circle ocean to ocean. Add it to the list.

Add it to the fucking list. It's the same as parts of the course. A quarter of Africa's gonna be in Ireland here pretty soon. Okay. That's a really big island, but in Ireland nonetheless. But when I was learning geography and shit like that, no, I was under the impression that this stuff happens in super slow motion.

Yeah. And in my lifetime, I wasn't gonna to actually see something, like a piece of something break off. No. And I realized the technology back then was trash the earth. Trash the earth. Trash the earth. I'm going to have it in my lifetime. I'm going to do I'm going to start cracking off my little studio here and just swim out

in the middle of the ocean with a paddle. But I was under the impression that all these geological things they happen super slowly and wouldn't have to worry about it. You know, besides the occasional volcano. Maybe it has been happening super slowly and now is the time it's happening. Well, that's great. Can we, can we press pause? Can we have a like a filter or something? Is there a governor? You know, how many go on the jet skis and the fancy resorts and he goes, you want a governor or no governor? You know, you've never been there? No, you've never seen. Okay. So here's the deal.

When you get on one of those jet skis, usually here in the United States, what's the governor mean? A governor is something that slows the fuel reaction inside of the engine so that you can't go fast. Yeah, it's not gonna be an actual human being slowing you down. I'm gonna put Gary here on the back.

It's about 420, he's a big boy. Gary, I'm a pancake breakfast. I sure did. 425, he's gonna slow you down to 30. Or you can get Larry here and Larry weighs 70 pounds sopping wet. Larry, you eating today? Have it, he's since March of 21.

All right, Larry, weighs a buck, seven. Which one do you want? Which one do you want? Which one do you want? But that's kind of like what it's like when you go to the lot of these resorts here in the United States, they will governor these jet skis because they don't want you going that fast getting in an accident, then they're liable.

Of course, it's a huge, you know, horribly litigious society will live in. You go to Aruba, Costa Rica, in most places in Latin America, when I was down in Mexico, you go to any of these places and Usually the resorts don't directly contract with a jet skier But the jet skier like right off the resort property that jet ski guy

Yeah, he's got a good setup. It's very busy He's usually you know got really fancy sunglasses on you know what I'm talking about super tan walking around that guy Has a non-governor jet ski so you can go 60 fuckin miles per hour on those things and you've never been going so fast in water in your entire life. So fast is like lifting off of the water. It's like lifting off of the water. That's right. We went on these boats like from Spain to my Orca.

When Astrid and I went to my Orca, we went from Spain to my Orca and we went on these speed boats that carry like 300 people. Oh, 300. When Asher and I went to my orca, went from Spain to my orca, and we went on these speedboats. The speedboats. That carry like 300 people. Oh, 300. Oh, 300. No, it's totally enclosed. It's rows and rows and rows of benches

that TVs, right? And they block you in this little like thing that's got windows and stuff, but they lock you into it and then they have these huge jet engines on the back of them. And then Chrissy, you fucking go. And I mean, you go.

I don't know how exactly fast we were going, but it's got to be over 35 or 40 knots, which is super fast for a boat that big. And then they have a place outside where you can just stand outside and watch, but you go out there and you get sprayed with water because you're going so fast, it's crazy. So anyway, my point was,

you know, can we put a governor on some of the shit that's happening? I know here there's a deadly fungus that they can't get control of. I'll try to solve a deadly fungus. Somebody opened up the zombie virus from the Antarctica because of the glacier melted and then they found the zombie virus that killed the last set of human beings that was here four million years ago. I mean, guys, come on. It was just slow.

Slow it roll just a little bit. Just a little. Put it on the treaty. How about one, you know, incredibly large human catastrophe per month, per month, one World War three, one, you know, Africa splitting in half, one deadly pandemic. Can we do just one of those per month? Yes. If we could get that, I would appreciate it. I'll sign it now. Yeah, one former president might or might not get arrested

It's just fucking insane. It's fucking insane all of it All of it is insane. Well, thank you for writing that down I really appreciate it But I thought it's going right underneath the toilet paper replacement Oh, yeah, well, that's more important than the catastrophe treaty. If we could all learn to wipe our asses correctly, I think the world would be a better place in general. Don't you? I mean, the other day I was like, I was thinking to myself while I was sitting on the,

the man's stool, I was sitting thinking to myself, how could I ever get a walk away from this particular action in this particular moment, this particular visit to the toilet? How could I ever get a walk away from this particular action in this particular moment? This particular visit to the toilet. How could I ever get away with using a cloth? It just wouldn't happen. I would be a hot mask. No, yeah. I would go back to 22 years old and just have skid marks all in my underwear and be embarrassed. I'm making that up. That's right, I made a poopy. I make that. That's right. I made a poopy. Pee-pee poopoo.

Can you bring my personal ass cloth? It's in the other bathroom from yesterday. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, to save the earth from, to save Africa from splitting in half. And the zombie virus from Antarctica. Just do me a favor. Just bring my ass napkin if you could. That's true. That's napkin. Speaking of skid marks and ass claws, we got totally derailed here. So I'm not even going to segue. I'm going to share with you what we're going to get into today.

Do you remember our good friend, Adam the liar? Adam the liar of lions. Oh yeah, Adam the liar of lions. That's his name. I mean, it's not Adam the liar of lions, but it's Adam lions. But he's good at everything, right? He's good at everything. He's a social media marketer.

He's an entrepreneur. I think he's like a crypto bro. It's probably a podcast bro. He's certainly a podcast bro. He also happens to be one of the world's best pick-up artists. And there's a number of other things. He, the guy, this guy has changed his identity or his expertise. It seems like every year since he's been on YouTube. You're an Adam of all trades.

He's an Adam of all trades. And when he first started, he literally had purple hair and he was doing the whole mystery, you know, shove women in the corner and don't give him a chance to get away from you kind of thing. Yeah, the club. The approach. Yeah. The approach. It sounds intimidating.

I'm sorry, it just does. When you just, when the way you are going to... You can tell when somebody's approaching too. Oh yeah, you see him from a mile away. Yeah, I mean, I would think of a guy too. Yeah, yeah, really? Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Yeah, I don't think I realized so much as a guy

because a lot of things sneak up on me in life because I'm a guy, you know what I'm saying? I'm not that observant. I'm smart. I think I'm relatively intelligent and I'm pretty observant, right? And if I sensed danger, I could probably sense it early and if blue pooped on the other side of the house, I could smell it in a second.

But if you were approaching me as a woman in a bar, I don't think I would be really good at knowing. If you once you got to me, I would know if you liked me or you didn't, right? But if you were approaching me, let's say, I don't know, smash your beer bottle over my head. I don't think you'd be approaching if you didn't like it. Well, that's true. But you'd be surprised, actually. approaching if you didn't like that's true. Well, you'd be surprised actually. So Adam has changed his identity. Many, many, many, many, I say it's not a density. He's changed his, his, his, his,

experties, his angle. Yeah. Many, many, many times. And one of the things that's come up recently, and now that I've studied Adam quite a bit, one of the things that's come up recently is that Adam is a notable expert on the polyamorous type of relationship. Is everybody now? I think so. Yeah.

I think so. It's guys. This is a fad. It happened in the 70s. Everyone's putting their keys in a bowl and sucking their neighbors husband's cock. But at the end of the day in the 80s, everyone just started doing cocaine and things got a lot more norm. I'm not saying this is not okay. I love it. I think it's great. Yeah, each of their own. I've been in the bed with multiple people. I just can't carry on a relationship with multiple people because I barely can pay attention to one thing at a time.

Ask Chrissy. Correct. Chrissy hates talking. I know she does. She's probably like, you know, just for one second, just settle down and listen to me. So I have a really hard time with this concept myself,

but I firmly, it seems like a lot of work and feeling and fall. God damn, I forgot one of our little anniversaries the other day, not like the anniversary, but like one of the little anniversaries, you know, the- Like the first kiss? Yeah, that kind of thing, right?

And I just, I didn't miss it. I knew it was there. I said happy whatever, but I didn't make much of a big deal about it. I knew it was there. I said happy whatever, but I didn't make much of a big deal about it. And then I feel bad. I'm like, ah shit, I should have probably done something. You know?

No, you don't think so? That's a slippery slope. To go down. Well, seriously, because then it's, that's a lot to keep up with. You never forget the first time you fart in front of each other. And that should be a date, remember forever. And that was our first fart, it was our fart,

a fart of her story. Fart of her story. Fart of her story. That eat probably more than the first kiss or the more, or the first fucker or whatever. You should really remember the first time you farted in front of each other because that is a day that you know you're either gonna be together

or you're not gonna be together. You're either completely disgusted by that human being or you're like, well, we all fart. Was it a loud one or a silent? I don't wanna say. For all this stuff, the first one. I know they farted, it's okay. It was definitely made noise.

It made noise. And I'm not saying who. You know, probably me, but I'm not saying who. But it was loud, or you heard it. Yeah, you heard it. But it did happen at nighttime. Okay. So it was a sleepy type thing.

Just saying. It was a whoopsy. It was a whoopsy. Okay, let's get to Adam. Did you say excuse me? Of course. Yeah, yeah, you have to. What am I an animal?

You have to say. What am I an animal? You have to give a little chuckle Sometimes when I was a waiter and I'd swing by with a like a like a crop duster I Drop a note with the check. So excuse me They have the funniest set of videos. I'm a 13 year old. I sort of got to have the funniest set of videos on YouTube. They go into a restaurant and they take a thermal imaging camera and so they can see when people are farting. Chrissy, it is the funniest fucking. They first

of all, the waiters and waitresses are just all over the tables with their ass. Yeah, I get your mom over and you're, you know, you got, you ate it. The hungover, you're probably still drunk. You ate a quick cheese fries right before she has started. Your favorite chef made you a gut busting sausage, bacon, and leftover steak with runny eggs and sourdough bread. Here's my homemade hot sauce. You love it.

Ah, tastes like ass. So anyway, it is the funniest thing, the way that people step over to the side, pretending they're on a phone call or something, and they'll just stick their butt out a little bit. And one of my new favorite channels is farting noises to yoga videos. So instead of what they're talking about or the music when they make these movements, it's all, it's so good. G-C-B Hey everybody out there in the podcast universe, it's time for the dreaded commercial break inside the commercial break.

It's season number four. You've heard it all before, so let's get to it quickly. You can text us or leave us a voicemail at 1-855-TCB-8383. Questions, comments, concerns, or content ideas, send them to 855-TCB-8383 toll free from anywhere in the world. Visit our website, tcbpodcast.com to listen to any of the audio, watch any of the video, or send us a message, hit the contact us button. to in the market for our sponsors, products, or services, all we ask is that you use the specialized URL's or codes. Thanks again for being part of the TCB family. Now let's hear from those sponsors and we'll be back to this episode of the Commercial Break. All right, so let's get to Adam, the Lyre Alliance, two of our favorite things in the world

combined here, Chrissy. Adam, the lion's, Adam, the lion. Talking about polyamory and ITV together. I see. A favorite British morning show people. This is not the usual hosts that we see normally. Oh, no. No, that's a favorite guy.

No, no, I wish it was because I think he'd do a lot better, but this guy doesn't do too bad. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know.

I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know.

I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I ITV. Yeah, he did. The second we make it to ITV, looking over the River Thames. Right.

And we're also getting the side eye from the hosts. Really? Really that many people listen. Tell me more. Sir, are you saying that of a 3.5 million people is it you monthly? Are those humans, sir, or ghosts? Aliens. Are you saying you've made over $17.56 in the four years you've been a answer the question. Is that real dollars or monopoly money?

So, so, oh my god, I can picture it. Don't have much to say now, do you, sir? Talk all day long on that fucking commercial breaks. You can't answer one of my questions. Well, this episode is brought to you by ADD. We're just having fun. Did I? Let's get into the ad of the liars. Polyamers, uh, ways, I guess. Basically, Adam, this, oh, sorry, let's start again.

Here we go. Let's try again. Okay, he's sitting there. I just got him. He gets. Basically, Adam. Oh, sorry. Let's start again. Here we go. Let's try again. Okay. He's sitting there. I just got him. This and hold his lady. Yeah. You got Adam. I think this is recently. So you got Adam. He looks good here, actually. He looks good.

The tagline is on the luckiest man. I'm the luckiest. You certainly fucking are. Yeah. The fact that you make a living on YouTube, talking the way that saying the things that you say is just mind blowing to me. But I don't hate on your brother. I don't hate the player. I hate the game. Man, two women and no jealousy.

Yeah, there's definitely some jealousy, but it's the kind of jealousy you'd get. It's the kind of jealousy you get like when you wake up in the morning and someone decides to repeatedly kick you in the nuts because you're sleeping with some other woman. First of all, second of all, that was a funny joke. Second of all, the women on the side of him are gorgeous. And not like in a super plastic, fantastic way. Like dolled up Instagram model type.

Really pretty girls that don't seem like they have a lot of... They're paid. Yeah, for sure. Like, one of your friends was going on a vacation with a bunch of your other friends and you have to stay behind and work. It's that kind of jealousy when it does. They're not romantic jealous. No, yeah, and it'll often come because like I'll be at work and the girls would be like, hey, we're gonna go and get our nails done today. And I'm like, wow, that sucks. We're gonna eat each other's assholes. I'm gonna put it on porn, her.

We'll be back later. Yeah, that's code, of course that's code. You think those two girls got in the relationship for Adam? No, they got in it for each other. That's true. And I think they've all had the same experience. I have to say, I am always intrigued when people say, oh no, we're not jealous,

we're not jealous. And I have to just poke a little bit more. Because I'm a woman and I would be jealous. I've often had talked about that. I don't like the fact that I would get so jealous. I'd like to be more mature. But you're not pretty unreasonable. If I was there, if I was Adam,

and one of these ladies was you, what would the problem be? What would the problem be? I would be, yes, the amount of time divided how you divide your time. Let's see if weperience unreasonable thing to say as a woman with a vagina. I know, what an asshole thing to do. In a rut and to get her opinion hard together.

If you were one of these women, what would be your problem? The problem! He's sharing you with another woman! Half of his time and attention is gone! So can you honestly say to me, Jane, that you'll never get jealous if Adam is with Brooklyn, you know, he's taken her out to the evening or he's spending time in her bedroom? How does that work? You know, it's how she got like increasingly detailed.

Would you have had a problem if let's say Adam came home and wanted to take her to the grocery store or was buying her repeated presents or was leaking her pussy every four hours or only fucked her from behind for many many days in a row. Also they had children, also they have secret bank accounts, also they're communicating with each other about how to get you out of the relationship and possibly murder for higher, would you? So horrible. She kept poking and poking and poking.

She couldn't have just said, do you get jealous? She had to like spell it out in gross detail. Yeah, he does, yeah. We don't have romantic jealousy. I have jealousy on missing out an experience more. As you know, we're here on vacation in England and we planned this big

cruise one way to go cruise from America to England and then they got pregnant and they couldn't come. So I figured, you know, since we're pretty booked everything we can go. She got pregnant. By him. I guess. Wait, she kind of rolled over that first of all. Second of all. Why is she going? I can understand why you can't like travel when you're pregnant flying but what exactly why can't you go on a cruise ship I don't know oh maybe all the bouncing around maybe do they bounce listen I don't know Astrid's always pregnant and I think we've been on a cruise I'm sure we have and we planned this big cruise one way to go cruise from America to England and then

they got pregnant and they couldn't come. So I figured, you know, since we're in pre-booked everything they should go together and they did, but I was missing out. I was jealous because all these fancy dinners and shows, they were like, man, I wasn't thinking. So you're not thinking, oh, they're sitting holding hands or they're sleeping together. Because I think Jane, you and Adam were together first, weren't you? Yeah, bro, but yes, we were together first.

Yes, okay, so how did Jane come into this relationship? Whose idea was it? How did that conversation go? When Adam and I met, I told him straight away, hey, just so you know, I like women as well as men. And it's a part of my personality and my sexuality that you can't solve by your- They've got the names wrong here.

I don't know if you know this, but they keep calling her Brooke and her Jane, but it's actually the other way around. First of all, second of all, she just said it. She likes women and men. So for her, this is like, you can have your cake and eat it too. But I don't know about for the other woman, whatever her name is, Brooke or Jane. I guess you have to find the other woman that also likes women. It would drive men.

It would drive me fucking crazy. It's a lot to keep on. If Astrid, if there's another man involved in this relationship, they're probably, as I just don't know about it, but if there's another man involved in this relationship, and then they went on a cruise, like a cruise across the ocean together, I would be so jealous. Like you sat home pregnant. And it wouldn't be about the fancy shows

and really nice dinners, because I don't know if you've ever been on a cruise ship, but those two don't exist. But what you get is like cheap off Broadway and a buffet, right? Don't worry about that. What I'm worried about is that they're all fucking on the whole time.

And I'm sitting over here. I'm sitting over here and laughing memories and connections. I'm sitting over here eating bonbons and washing repeats of my 600 pound life because I'm preggers with your child. Hate you, Adam. So I kind of need that full spectrum. And so he was like, great, I will happily date more than one woman.

Great, let's do a video about it. Yeah, great. Let's do a YouTube series about it. Yeah, by the way, of course, Adam said great. Look at cars. Look at him. Look at his body of work on YouTube. Is he going to do better than this? No, he's not. Why? Because he's an asshole on YouTube.

From the beginning, knew that this is what a relationship would look like. And I think when we met Jane, we didn't intend for it to be as serious as it is. And we ended up building a family and a business and a whole life together. So it's kind of crazy that it fell together. So this is not for everyone, Brooke. So you say you like women as well as man. Jane, do you like women as well as the DCB? DCB, not for everyone. Not for everyone. We can't believe we're doing this. We're making a work. He has two fans. We have two fans. It's not for everyone. That's for damn sure. Listen to this creepy Replacement for our favorite. I don't like him. Well, he's okay. He's just a douche

This is not for everyone Brooks. So you say you you like women as well as man Jane do you like women as well as man? Yes, I do. I do work. I'm not really, but in order to get the passport, I have said yes. That's a question repeatedly. I'm currently in handcuffs. Leg irons, if you could please call the guard. It's actually about to put out a distress signal here. I don't know, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. frustrated that this gets more media coverage, right? That this is more in the news because they feel that this is more of a negative representation whereas it is perfectly acceptable for two men and a woman to be together or for four people or five people or whatever. I think it's a trouble. Wait, hold on.

No, no, no. No, she's wrong. She's wrong. Yeah. I mean, I'm not polyamorous. I'm not here to speak on behalf of anybody. Yeah, but I can imagine, first of all, I can imagine this is probably the most common. This is the most standard form of polyurethane, right?

Yeah, they're saying it's not. And they're saying that the other people are mad that they're not getting the media attention. Yeah. Well, by the way, they are. Welcome to Big Brother, my look is seeking Big Sister, Big Brother Sister or whatever the fuck is coming on to you. So they are. That's actually to me, seems to be the more, um, yeah, I don't want to say interesting,

but like, it seems the more, the less common thing. Right. So it seems a little bit more intriguing, you know, uh, two women, one man is like a trope throughout history. Yeah. Probably two thirds of Pornhub is two women and a man. It's not, it's, it is pretty generally accepted that this happens, certainly in the bedroom bedroom and as far as polyamory is concerned, I would think this is the most common form.

There's still countries out there that allow multiple marriages, I mean, but it's women. Oh, yeah. It's not a bunch of men. Is that country called Wyoming? It's just, it's just kidding. It's not, it's not usually two. It's not usually a bunch of men with the woman.

No, it's not. And so I think that... Or whatever. Whatever. I'm like it. It's always that kind of notion of, he's having his cake and he's singing it. Oh, he's happy, lucky, chat. Explain to us why it's deeper than that for you.

Yeah, I think, you know, I get that a lot from people saying that. And then it's when they start thinking about what day to day life is like. They start thinking, actually, maybe I don't want to handle that. And there are definitely moments where I'll be like, okay, guys, I'm going outside, I'm going to be downstairs like five minutes in my own, I need a breather from the situation.

But you such a normal man, Adam. It's definitely moments when I got to like walk downstairs and take one minute, just say, I need a breather. One minute every six months, it usually works like that. Yeah, I keep my eyes on these girls, I don't want them to go anywhere. First of all, second of all, you know,

I'm a pretty much the shining example of what not to do with your life. This guy is such a fucking douche. He makes himself sound sick. Now all of a sudden he's on MTV, and he's relatable, and he's charming, and he's relatable and he's charming and he's willing to give and to take. Listen to some of his videos where he's not so willing to give and take. No. He's willing to psychologically torture you. So in four years from now, you'll date

him again. That's what he's willing to do. That's what he told you to do. Crazy. The same time, just like Brooks said, this happened organically and it's still evolving. A lot of people like, you know, what's the future for you guys? Well, the future's right here for us. Okay, and it reminded you of the answer to the future right here for us. To soon as Jan became pregnant, did that provide any threat towards you? Not even a little bit. We discussed this at length before she decided she was going to get pregnant.

She's always wanted to be a mom and she was a little bit nervous, I think, but seeing Dante, which is our son, grow up from birth and seeing Dante. Dante. They named their kid Dante. Isn't that German for devil? Am I right about that? Yeah. Is it German?

It's something for devil. It definitely does this. It's kind of a weird name I mean I've heard I know there was least one man named Dante Dante's down the hatch Dante's in furdo I know it was when a couple people named Dante, but it just seems weird in 2023 Little baby Satan Like a little baby Satan over there Yeah, a little baby Satan.

Look a little baby Satan over there. God, God, grew you. I just made a shit that's gonna set the kitchen on fire. You better change me! Assholes. Hey, mom number two. Show me your tips. I'm hungry. I like mom number two snipples much better I like the Dinesized ones the air nipples you have on number one suck by the way I killed the dog like, great. She passed out of me, it was pretty fun. Actually, oh, and the girls finish, I pulled it down off the top of the camera.

Oh, I got a cut in your favor, dress mom, do I? Thanks you! Dante. So stupid I don't know how to have a son as two kids. Oh, yeah He's probably mean he's got one's pregnant and one he's got his kid. Oh, he has another one At first she was like no, I was absolutely wasn't threatened by this and I was like yeah because now he's tied to her and not to you You can leave it anytime these doors stuck together in the eternity

But now that I know that they all have kids, well, okay. So I gotta say this, and I'm gonna, I'm in real time, I'm gonna walk back just one thing that I said. They are walking the walk, because when you have children, they're multiple people, they are walking the walk. This isn't just for show.

And so I think I made the assumption at first that maybe they were just doing this all for their YouTube channel, or this all for their YouTube channel or not all for their YouTube channel, but that it's easier to be polyamorous when you're making a million bucks, you know, showing people your polyamory world. There's a there's an incentive to stay together and to make it work and to figure it out. Now that I know they have children together, well, they're just as stupid as the rest of it. So there you go. Whole development. I think it used her fears a little bit because she got to see the whole process and now

she gets to experience it. So I'm having all the dad fears. Oh, but what if I don't connect with a child and what is life going to be like because I'm not carrying. And do you feel Jane that this will be your child's very much the family that Brooke will be part of that? Like almost two moms or three parents. Absolutely.

She's been so supportive. It's been such a pleasure having her in life. Every time I feel something, I'm like, brook, what's that? She's like, it's okay, breathe in. No, no, it's fine. Yeah, she's the most excited, I think. Brook, what's that?

So Adam's tiny penis going in and out of your rear. Don't worry about it. Happened to me when I was pregnant a bunch. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Oh, that's just funny. Probably everybody else is like, can you guys shut up and get to the point? No! My show, I get to do what I want.

Guys, is this temporary or is this for the law? We're not using the M word marriage, which may create a whole separate set of furniture. M word marriage. Yeah, it's M word marriage. They can't get married. Where's that legal? They can't get married. Awesome.

What are you guys in it for the long haul? Well, should they're having children together? Yeah, they're having kids together. Yes, I would say it's their in it for the long haul. Yeah, you're connected. All three of you are connected now. All five of you are connected now. All five of you are connected now. And you're never going to be unconnected, no matter what you say.

Now, could you all split up and go your separate ways? Yeah. I suppose so. You're still connected. You're still connected. Yeah, away from that. But this is for, is this as you see for the long term for life? I think for me, as you're saying, everything's step by step.

We're taking this relationship as serious as any other couple probably takes their relationships and what the future holds love the idea that would be together forever but you never truly know but we're looking at each step as it goes keeping communication open to sky we had a discussion stay about you know could we ever live in the south of France who knows and that was like this morning what did you have to stop talking on behalf of the family? God you are done. Of all the dex I had to come out of yours is the one.

Jesus, hey mom number two, do me a favor, get down in the nuts. Shut up mom number one, I hate you. Yeah, what we would hold on like what? What does the South of France have to do with anything? Yeah, I was staying together and getting married. We had a conversation. We had a conversation about whether we go organic tomatoes or the regular ones. It was like a 20 cents price difference. See?

You don't. Sir, are you trying to make sense of anything here? Sir, that makes no sense. No sense. No sense. Bringing anybody else into the relationship will always stay at threesome or a thruple? Or do you ever see other people joining this unit? I've probably brought that up more than anyone. Like, would you be open to it? But to be honest, it would have to be a person that we all got along with, that we all connected with. And the more people you add to the relationship,

the more complicated that you'll ever get. You don't have to be sexual connection as well. So it's not just like we're just to add someone to the family. You don't have to be... Wait, wait. Wait. Why did you have to be so. Wait, wait. Wait, why did you have to clarify that? Of course it's such a whole.

No, who's going to get involved in this shit? That's not what that's all about. If you're not coming. It can just be that he just had someone in. Yeah. Not to mention. Yeah, if there's no sex, like why would you even bring someone into the relationship?

Let's see, I'm out of time and I'm out of money. Yeah, let's pick another one in. Let's see, I'm a single. I'm loving my life, I go out every night, I drink, I do what I want to. They have two small children from two different mothers and atoms in a liar I love it. Let's do it The math doesn't add up sir

The benefit to detraction ratio is fucked. That's too small to read. But one of them is saying, I just want to throw that in there. If you're doing the math, I don't want any more mommies. Mommie number two's dancer. Awesome. Before we bring in another woman into this situation, I want to say, I want my number one out, but it's bringing you one in.

Heat mom number one. Oh my god. She attracted to them as well. Right. I think a big part of it is definitely, and it's all discussion. And that's really the key to this, and you know, it's a big part of what we're about, is everything's a discussion, we talk about everything together together and then the steps happen after that discussion. So we all know going into it what's happening.

What I'm going to do is I'm going to take down my weeny bikini and my titty witty little peony. It's going to approach you from behind. I direct it like a movie and then we go action. We talk about everything. Everyone knows what's on the table. Oh. And that's important. So much we would like to share with you in a mental way, I mean. I'm just going to let you know. What are you doing?

We'd like, I've got some pictures from the Queens birthday. Can I see your pictures if I show you my pictures? I just want to scroll through. I just wanted to share, I really did, in a mental one. There's so much I want to share with you. Look at my body! We would like to talk to you about, but I have to say Brooke, Adam, Jay and Fascinating. Thank you very much. Do you like it? I hope we'll go as well.

Congratulations, I do hope that your baby comes out okay. However you want to love love. But it's fun to talk about. It's fun to have fun with. And share. And share mentally, just mentally. But there's so much I do want to share with you. It's mainly in my head.

But some of it's down in my pants. So. Are you saying that with that tiny micro penis, you can satisfy both of these beautiful women? It's that what you're saying, you said. Oh, I don't know how he does it. Those two women are perfectly lovely. They are. The one, though, the girl with the accent is gorgeous.

Yes. Like a gin-anniston kind of gorgeous. Yes, yes. Be very beautiful. Cheesle,-anniston kind of gorgeous. Yeah, beautiful. Cheesle, weach. Best of them. Best of them. We're in the wrong business. We need to just start talking about,

we need to be online pickup artists. That's where all the action is. And the money apparently, too. He's taking a whole cruise, be you at. He's taking a whole cruise from the United States to England. That's not cheap. That's a voyage. That's like $10,000.

Yeah. Flat rate, right? Which is not cheap. That's a boy. That's like $10,000. Yeah. Flat rate, right? Yeah. Which is not cheap. Triple occupancy. Hey, man. Trioc. Trioc.

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