The Commercial Break - Alpha Mikro Peos

Episode Date: March 18, 2022

Some new Apple reviews are rolling in and one thing is clear...TCB fans are a bunch of feisty smart asses! The commercial breaks inside The Commercial Break are discussed. Bryan fears an article about a woman who gives her husband a threesome for his birthday and leaves him for the 3rd woman in the mix, might be the end of his marriage (It is ALL about him...as usual). Bryan and Krissy have a gay friend who is happily married with children ad they wonder how often this happens. Finally, Bryan needs to up his "Alpha Male" game to keep Astrid. He turns to the best source of info on the topic....Frankie B! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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favorite podcast player, lots of them have reviews or rating systems. Go ahead and leave us one star there. It's me, Mr. Franchise! You did it wrong! You're just as bad at this as you are at running us all over the world! Who has 90 minutes of data in the gym, Frankie? Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh Maybe you should spend more time at your salon, sweeze, and less time working on super deltoids. And what does this look command? It's gonna command respect.

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you. Thank you. And thank you to all of the listeners out there who are leaving such kind Apple reviews. I was just reading some of them before the show today. They're really awesome. And they're funny. Yeah. Our best mediocre podcast. The best mediocre comedy podcast. I think I only saw one negative. We actually got a four star instead of a five star. And he was complaining about the number of advertisements in the show. And, you know, let's address that just for a minute.

I understand. I get it. The right number of advertisements for a listener of a podcast is zero. I get it. I totally understand, right? But it does take some time and energy and effort to do this show.

So I figure if we can, you know, we're averaging $3.30 a month, we're making back on this, jerking out of a podcast. So if you can just suffer through the commercials and hell, you make it a discount or a code in there, it gives you some free shit. I've actually from our sponsors,

we've gotten a lot of free shit, and I've used some of their URLs and codes, that's not bullshit, that's actually true, to get some stuff and it works So I get it you know commercials, but the guy did give us four stars So at least he did that Don't listen to the show if you don't like it And that that I would encourage this but you know only well as the other podcasts that have commercials do I tend to fast forward

You know, only well isn't the other podcast that have commercials do I tend to fast forward. Yeah. Ah. Ah. Ah. It's not a crazy one. We don't want to curse that, but it's not. Please do feel free to back forward.

Chase, Chase, you're lucky. Oh, my phones are going right now. It's our advertising. Yeah. Six sponsors pulled out. We're not six sponsors. I think we've had six sponsors total. Which is making a few pennies back.

But anyway, so thanks for all the positive reviews. I like him, you guys are all smart asses, so fuck you, you've all picked up our sense of humor. I love it. I read other comments on other podcasts, and it's like, in love with the, it's like they're like deities, the hosts are like deeds, right?

We're like, we're like, do the little shitheads. We're friends, there's cigarettes outside the QT. Yeah, we're friends at the bar that you're listening in on conversation too, which is what we always wanted. Yeah, and I'm not even sure we're friends at the bar. I feel like we're two like derelict teenagers who you happen to find funny when you go to buy beer

and they're like behind the counter. And this is the, they bev is a good shithead. Who you happened to find funny when you go to buy beer and they're like behind the counter Hey, bev is a good shit head I feel like we're the bev is in bud head Comedy podcasting but we'll take it and those new reviews combined with some new Apple listeners puts us up in the charts and I think that's why we're getting these new reviews. It is exciting It is exciting. It's kind of cool when you're on the apple app and it's like, you know Number one ninety nine two hundred. But hey, we're on it. Hey, a boy can dream, right? A boy can. I'll take one ninety nine because we first started this show. We were not even on that. We didn't even have one hundred ninety nine downloads. Let the load one hundred ninety nine on the company

podcast and and grateful for every single download. Grateful for every single download. Thank you so much for listening. And you don't have to be an Apple listener and for every single download. Thank you so much for listening. And you don't have to be an Apple listener and do an Apple review. If you have a favorite podcast player, lots of them have reviews or rating systems. Go ahead and leave us one star there. We seem to get all the great comments on Apple,

but then there's other podcasts players where people aren't so kind to us. But you know. You've got to take the good with the bad. That's right. Even a blind squirrel gets a nut every month or so they say even a blind squirrel gets a nut or had a nut or nutted. I'm not sure. Not out your nut. Not out your nut out your nut. We got a guy that texted us on the phone.com. Yeah. And he just like he just kept texting over and over again, not out your butt. Not out your butt.

Like five times in a row, not out your butt, not out your butt. But I was like, thanks dude. I didn't respond to that. I don't know. I just said whatever. Yeah. We'll do. We'll do.

Already done. Consider it done. I'm nutting out my butt right now. Enjoy'll do. Already done. Consider it done. I'm nutting out my butt right now. Enjoying every moment of it. So is Astrid. We're all getting out of it. We're trying for the third child.

But nutting out my butt. For those of you that may not be aware, we've recovered a story from Vice News where they talked about a guy who had a very, like, one in a million in the condition. Yeah, where a doctor fucked up and poked a hole through his urethra or something like that. And so he and when he had orgasms, he ended up have getting semen coming out of his ass. So we're saying none out your butt.

That was fun. Only on the commercial break. This is quality of our hitting journal. Hard hitting investigative. It's finest. Only this kind of bullshit on the commercial break. This is quality of the day. Hard hitting journal. Hard hitting investigative journal. It's finest. Only this kind of bullshit on the commercial break. As the one guy said in his review, 50% of your facts are far from facts.

Do your homework. Five stars. He's like, man, I get it. Yeah, yeah, it's part of the show. Five stars. I'm almost afraid to talk about our first item of business here today because I kind of feel like I might be Like you know the power of suggestion. Yes, you never want it

If you're afraid that somebody might do something don't think about it Don't think about it. Don't suggest it in conversation. Right? Like I don't know if you go to the tanning bed and you don't want your wife to find out, right? Don't say stuff like, I don't know. I found this bottle of tanning lotion today. Look how orange my hands are. Don't say shit like that, right? It's a power of suggesting you're dropping hints.

Your guilty conscience is dropping hints. And this is not one story. This is a myriad of stories. doing homework for today's big topic. I found this topic. Ready? This from New York Post. New York Post a couple of weeks, a month ago. In 2020, Teresa Rose celebrated her husband's birthday by engaging in a threesome with another

woman upon his request. But her husband pays for sexual adventure backfire. As just a few weeks later, she left him, filed for divorce, and is now with the woman they slept with. Wow. I got a picture of that. You want to see this? Sure. Oh, they look sweet. Now those are two really attractive young ladies. Yeah. Yeah, he had no chance. He did that. He had no chance. That girl's hot.

Yeah, he had no chance. Experiencing that in she said, experiencing that intimate connection with a woman for the first time is with the physical and emotional depth was so intense. I was like, oh my God, this is what I've been missing. Someone that actually pays attention to my vagina. Right.

And that's how to work things. Instead of biting my neck and pounding me, like, a sand castle. I mean, you know, but, but, so this is a story that's in New York Post, but then they point out that this is the New York Post. It's not an isolated occurrence. It's among a growing number of women

leaving their husbands for other women. Many of them high-profile romances. Glenn and Doyle wrote a best seller called Untamed about leaving her husband for a woman's soccer star named Abby Wombach, former Real Housewives of Orange County star, Brawin Windom Burke. Came out as gay in 2020, but remains married to the husband.

Yeah, they have a weird setup. Yeah, he was just like, hey, go for it, but we don't have to get divorced. We all have. They have like 10 kids too. Okay, no, I think this is gonna lead me to a conversation. How I know in my life that I have encountered Ben Friendswith or had a queen's is on at least four different occasions,

where I am 1,000% convinced that the man, because it's easier for me to tell, like my gay daughter is a little bit more sensitive with man, right? That the man was at the very least bisexual. If not, you know, gay altogether, right? Just 100% gay, married, well, with a serious girlfriend,

kids, one of which we know together, and I'll tell you off air, right? But a person that we knew together, I think you can probably, you might be a witness. All right, but the indications were so clear that this person had feelings for the same sex and was still married or with somebody, I don't think that's an uncommon thing actually. No, I think men have had to do that

through the centuries. An element, probably, right? Yeah, to kind of keep it, because it was too scandalous to come out, so. So they got married, like a good boy should, so to speak, right? They get married and they do their thing and they sometimes have kids and then maybe they just have like a secret romances on the side, what a horrible fucking, I mean, unless that's what you want to speak, right? They get married and they do their thing and they sometimes have kids. And then maybe they just have like a secret romances

on the side, what a horrible fucking, I mean, unless that's what you wanna do, unless you wanna have kids and a wife you like that comfort of like the normal, the norm shit. And then you just like having your freaky side on the side. Yeah. But the reality is that, you know, this here is not an uncommon occurrence lately

because I found hundreds of articles across the world, similar stories. I believe it. Yeah, I think it's becoming more and more accepted and women are more open about wanting to have a deeper connection maybe. And a better sex, sexual experience maybe. I had a friend, we had a mutual acquaintance

and it was clear to us. I think just because we're like, I don't know, maybe me and my friend have some intuition, but it was clear to us from very early on that this guy probably was gay for sure by, because he had in drunken conversations every once in a blue moon, he let slip a story about sucking a dick or two, right you were like whoa okay all right cool whatever but he got married right and then we got increasingly convinced that he was actually just gay and that he felt the necessity to get married

because of some cultural stuff he wasn't from here from a different country pressures his friends. You know, I think he found comfort in kind of this circle of people and that's why every once in a while and he was drunk, he'd let it slip that things were happening. And I am convinced to this day I am convinced, right now, 2022, that he is, I know who his boyfriend is. That I think they are together. Maybe he's got an arrangement in the marriage. Now if you're hiding it, it's a little bit different of a story. 2022 that he is had I know who his boyfriend is okay that I think they are together

I'm the marriage now if you're hiding it's a little bit different of a story I mean if you have an arrangement in the marriage but then you must have that arrangement I don't think you I don't think it's right to see why I'm afraid of this story all together It's because I'm having a total white male reaction to this I'm like it's all about me If it's all the world revolves around me I'm afraid my wife's going to leave me for a moment. Maybe I'm gay and I'm going to leave my wife for a man. What's going on? You never know. If I if I only would take the advice of some of my

good friends and confidants and start acting more like a man and less like a whos- Man up. That's right. We are womanizing our male population and I refuse to do it anymore. I'm gonna learn how to become a person. You think acid wants a British guy? A guy that just, hmm, yeah. Yeah. Stakin beans.

Wash my children. Pupu peepee. Ha ha ha. Hear money by shiny thing, make me dinner. Ha ha ha. Smell my fart, suck my dick. Here money by shiny thing make me dinner Smell my fart suck my dick Okay, okay, you might want to ask her about that. That's right. Okay. Go move in that direction, but what fucks news? America's own network. Come on that? One American network. Uh, yeah, I feel like,

I feel most women, because I'm now convinced after watching some videos, that most women really want an alpha male. Oh, okay. They don't want no nambi panties. They don't want one. They don't want no dandy vanders. Oh, fucking emotions.

That shit like that. That's why you have, you know, bathrooms. That's where you women go and talk about emotions and shit, right? Isn't that what goes on? That's right, you've shared tampons and... Oh, really, co-op. Oh, well, in that case, I guess I shouldn't be so afraid of the women's bathroom.

But, you know, I've been in a few women's bathrooms before I know it goes on in there. You share tampons and emotions. That's what goes on in there. And I have a small little pillow fight with the toilet paper. It was a lingerie. Tink, tink. And you talk about how wonderful it would be

to make out with each other. Pothole show each other your tits. I know what goes on in those bathrooms. I've seen enough movies to understand what I've seen enough movies directed by old white males to know what goes on in bathrooms and locker rooms across this country. It's like a sexual fantasy fetish

and all of us guys are sitting out there, you know, pulling our puds, wondering what's going on with women. Where did they go? I got a, I got a, I got a movie to catch. So in an effort to become more of a man, I have taken it upon myself to do research, to do homework. And one of my favorite muses, someone that I respect, someone that is like a god to me.

Someone that I know will not steer me wrong has pointed in clear directions on how to do things and how to get women and good life live life travel travel Fun fitness fashion and fun. Yep, and here it comes. I can literally hear our Apple reviews good Apple reviews being sucked out of the application That's Chrissy, Frankie B has written another video. Yeah. And you know as soon as one of these Frankie B videos comes, I have to get it because Frankie give it, Frankie take it the way. He did. Just in this weird habit of falling videos down now. I don't know what's going on.

I think it might, you know, my, my, it's all about me, mentality, makes me think it's about me. Like, I'm the, I want to believe it. It's all about the commercial, right? But it probably is nothing to do with me. I, like I said, I think he got a girlfriend. We saw her in the last video. And she was like, you've got to take those down.

You got to take those shitty relationship videos down. What are you doing? And Frankie inevitably always makes it about him and his personal relationships. It's, it's just the most ridiculous. Yeah, I love the, I love to think about the fact that she did probably make him take him down. And then all of a sudden he was like,

well, are you okay with travel reviews? She's okay with me doing travel reviews. And she's like, leave me out. And if she did, he tried to film her in that one. And she was like, no. She's like, you can do it on the last day. You have one hour and leave me the fuck out of it. Okay?

Bye. You can no longer post a video. That's the only place you can do it on the last day, you have one hour and leave me the fuck out of it. Okay? Bye. You can no longer post a Vimeo. That's the only place you can post your videos now. Vimeo, so no one can see it. Don't worry, young lady, no one's saying it anyway. But, you know, Frankie is, his topic. He's very knowledgeable. He's very knowledgeable about what it takes to be an alfumeo.

He looks good, I'm sure he smells good. He probably smells like a hundred bucks. That guy smells he smells good. He probably smells like a hundred bucks. That guy smells like a hundred. He smells like a- He's got a fast car. Yeah, he smells like the men's cloned counter at Kmart. He's got a fast car. He's got clothes that fit just a little too nicely.

Yup. He is a slick, slick motherfucker. He is. And I actually, part of me is really starting to enjoy Frankie. I'm really starting to feel like me and Frankie can be friends. Yeah. I mean besides all the show, theistic bullshit that he says, I feel like if I set down in the bar with Frankie, I would get great enjoyment of listening to him talk.

Yeah. Hey TCB family, it's me and it's time for the commercial break inside of the commercial break. Chrissy and I are looking for a couple of guys, a couple of girls, a couple of whatever's to come on air and play a dating game with us. If you're a swing and single or your partner allows you to do this type of thing, please let us know. 661-237-8296.

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way to help TCB get to new audiences. We'll be back after this commercial break. So without further ado, in my effort to further my alphanus, I have found the latest and greatest from Frankie B. And you know what it is? How to be an alpha male into your 60s? Oh, how do I get that? 50s, 60s and 70s. Every time he says this, he posts when he's videos,

I'm like, I think of that radio station back in the hits from the 70s, 80s, and today. And they keep updating it every day. They still in that same fucking channel. And now it's like from the 90s, 2000s, and today, I think you've gotten older. I'm like, 90s. It's right around the corner.

No, yesterday? Exactly. Same as yesterday? Exactly. Same as some Pearl Jam. Oh, and I won't talk about it this video, but pay attention, because coming up real soon, we're gonna do a full dissertation on Pearl Jam and Motley crew, because one of our viewers is really upset with us.

But in, on, we're speaking of radio stations, onward and upward, Frankie B. Alfa male. He's got his black turtleneck on. Hair slicked back. Hair slicked back. You can go to youtube.com. You know like a gray screen in the back, maybe with possibly like a spotlight on him.

Yeah, you know, where do you get one of those? I feel like Frankie B. Salon, sweet as something to do with it. We got a hook up here. You might have I take some pictures of your hair, possibly your ass. Do you mind wearing this bikini for a hair shot? So Frankie B. Alfa male, youtube.com slash the

commercial break clips every day of the week. If you want to follow along visually, here we go Frankie, tell us everything we need to know about being old and alpha. It's possible for a man in his 50s, 60s or 70s to become an alpha male. Of course it is. And in today's video, I'm going to get you there. Yeah, but that's I think that's part of our resolution for the video sake is doing

that. It's kind of lighting back and forth. Okay. Okay. That is a fucking cool car. It is a cool car. He's like Corvette. Yeah. So Frankie has this beginning advantage.

Montage, it's about to get going here. Oh! Woo! Yeah. Oh yeah. It's like a car. It's like a car. It's like a car.

It's like a car. It's like a car. It's like a car. It's like a car. It's like a car. It's like a car. It's like a car. It's like a car.

It's like a car. It's like a car. It's like a car. It's like a car. It's like a car. It's like a car. Oh wow is that his girlfriend do you think? I don't know. Is that girl smoking? She's beautiful. So the opening one does. She's no. No, it's just a way. It's just a stranger on the beach. It doesn't speak English.

He's like 100 dollar race. Let me photograph your TTs. She's probably like I speak English as well. Welcome to my channel. This is your first time here. My name is Frank Bernardo. This is your first time here. I know it's gonna be your last, so stick around for five minutes, will you?

Today, we're gonna talk about how an older guy can become alpha. But is it too late? Is it too late to start? I don't think so, but I don't. Look at that dramatic close. Look at me, I don't think so. Does this look like the body of a fruity, fruity motherfucker? No, this is an alpha male right here.

Like anything in life, it's gonna be a war. War. War. It's gonna be a war. War. War. It's gonna fight to be that alpha. Break out yourself, Tanner boys. It's gonna get nasty out there. It's a war. We're gonna have to reapply and reapply and reapply.

You're just for men. It's gonna take a beating, but don't worry, I've got extra in the back. This is a lot of sweet. Look at our body. It worked and becoming an alpha male, it's gonna take work. It's gonna take a lot of blood, sweat and tears. And I think the first thing that, well, sweat and tears.

Oldie and alpha male thinks like that's by the way. Like dude, you're just going to the gym. I mean, you're going to the gym and getting a haircut. You're not in Ukraine. Come on man, you get it together. You need to do to become an alpha male is you got to have a good body. Alpha males have a great leap it up to Frank. You have to put them up.

First priory is first, you get to have a good body. First and it's things, it's things you can, you can have control over. First things first, you got to have a good body. First, and it's things, it's things you can, you can have control over. First things first, you gotta have a 10-inch cock. First things first, if you know a 10-inch cock, forget about it. Gov is a Dr. Gavorkian, it's over, man. It's over, forget about it.

When you reach 50, you're not getting laid anymore. At the older guys would a great body. It's such a fantastic attraction to not only women but just in general society. Why is that? Just society. Just got to have a good body. Chrissy, have you ever seen a pink unicorn with a gold fizzle? You know, they call that a fizzle. A pizzle? A pizzle sticking out of it. It's like a f fizzle You ever seen one of those? You have yes, okay, well, that's just like seeing a guy in his 60s with a good body and if you and looking at me

Look at me you know the one time they sent that space thing didn't they just kept on going It was like a satellite that just kept going and going Discovery one and discovery to whatever the fuck they called it and they had the gold-plated record in it Yes, and the gold-plated record had some wise words from like Gandhi and the Beatles It also had this video right there in it. I got a shether aliens. We want to let them know. Don't worry It's good looking guys down here too even in our 50s 60s and 70s 50s 60s and today A great attraction because you don't see an older gentleman with a great body. It's very, very rare.

So the first steps, like there's plenty of older children seeing a tyrannosaurus Rex walk down Central Park. It doesn't happen very often. There's lots of guys on their six and sevenies with great bodies. 50 is the new often. There's lots of guys a day, six days a week. I'm really sorry, but I'm not this schedule is really full for the next six to seven days Okay, but I'm having a problem with my salon suite. I'm not getting any customers. Well, I'm really sorry But he's very busy with meetings at the gym all day He's doing travel reviews all afternoon. Can I take a message for him? Tell him I'm losing $500,000 on his salon suite I'll put you on the waiting list sir. Thank you. Thank you for calling for you. Be salon suite

I'll put you on the waiting list, sir. Thank you. Thank you for calling for GBC once we Yes, I'll see you guys work out for an hour and a half. I would dedicate at least an hour hour and ten minutes to full Blown weight training and then 20 minutes of cardio Get a nice little mix in there and then within a year you're gonna start shredding all that body fat And you're gonna get that body of an alpha male. You're gonna get that body of an alpha male. Frankie, it's me Mr. Franchise. You're doing it wrong. You're just as bad at this as you are at running us all on swing Who has 90 minutes a day to waste in the gym Frankie Maybe you should spend more time at your salon sweeze and last time working on your deltoids

Your salon sweeze we isn't going to help your wee wee I'm losing money Frankie come over to the franchise model We don't make you look at six to seven times a day I feel like you got to dedicate six to seven hours a day and pretty soon you're with it. He said within a year You're gonna start shedding that pound. If I'm ready if I'm working out an hour and a half a day six times a week I better be start losing weight like in a week Seeing results something is going horribly wrong. I know. Yeah, who does that? going horribly wrong. I know.

Yeah, who does that? Another great, and it's a full, blown weight training, and then 20 minutes of cardio. Get a nice little mix in there. And then within a year, you're going to start shredding all that body fat. And you're going to get that body of an alpha male. I got an alpha male. Of an alpha male. Are you sick of other guys?

I'm cocking you. Are you last in the dick-packing order? Well, I've got news for you. Got one 800 salon sues for the little little price of $6,079 a year. I'm gonna teach you how to get like this. By my training manuals today, it just says go to gym. Stay there. I'm gonna be in your ear every step of the way

with Frankie B's 25 audio tapes to get you shredded. Go to the gym. Stay there. It's not a great trait of a true alpha male. It's guys who kind of step out with their haircuts. Their hair do's up. Hahaha. There it is.

Hahaha. Hahaha. There. Oh my god. Oh my god. Thank you. Hahaha. So we got it. Oh my god, thank you. So we got...

Frankie. What was that all thing with the jersey shore people? It was like Jim Tanning haircut. It's Jim Tan laundry, hold on. I thought haircut was in there. No, it's a Jim Tan haircut. This is like taking advice on which card to buy from a Pandaya Trace. Look at your hair, Frankie Frankie you've got roots you

haven't put your hair in months you're an asshole Frankie look at his hair oh I know it's got like the gray yeah I'm into reset com poodle share some hair stylists say guys who kind of go outside the box and this is what makes out for people who step out. Now most older guys, you all have the same haircut. It's pretty much super short. You either got a part on your left or your right side. You know what?

I don't want to say it's boring, but guys is boring. And thanks, Frankie. You're so dangerous, Frankie. You're making the powers that be at Aircon Central very angry. Frankie will crush you along. Sweet. Look, his hair is slicked back and he's got a little gray at the top. It's like it's got like a curl in the back. His hair is part of the forehead. Yeah. curl and the back. His hair is part of the forehead. He is just so used to seeing that, but when society sees that older guy with longer hair, a little bit of a different hairstyle going, he thinks he thinks when society sees a guy with long hair and that kind of hairstyle going on. He's saying he's homeless. Basically, he's coming to murder your children.

Oh, he's going to do it. Well, it grabs attention. And that's what alpha males do. From police departments. I think come on, man. What are you talking about? This is what alpha males do. Oh my god.

They go to the gym and have a hair, dude. That's right. They grab attention. And why? Because they're not the average guy out there. Oh, sorry They don't do the average thing thus Making them alpha and something was gonna go really good. What a little bit longer hair is a little bit of facial gel A little bit of salt and pepper Little salt and pepper. Oh, he's saying his hair salt and pepper. That's pepper. A little salt and pepper. Oh, he's saying his hair is salt and pepper.

That's right. Keep your just for men on handy. He said the facial glow. The little facial hair, Oli. We've got to do a look at Brian. Look at see that facial hair right there? That's what you got to get going. You got to get that salty, that peppery.

Yeah. Fappery, go. That's right. You get some white white out and you get some black marker. You should checkerboard yourself Where's your facial hair Frankie? For you know short beard going if you interview women out there most women love an older guy What a little bit of grub they say it's sexy sexy is alpha sexy

If you interview one thousand women out there and I have, they're gonna say, you know, it's sexy whatever the opposite of Frankie is. Frankie now an expert on women. Yeah. If you interview 1000 women. It's different than average. The average man is not a sexy man.

An alpha man is a sexy man. So you see how we're going to start transforming yourself. You're going to get a war. Here we go. You're prepared for battle. You've absolutely made it clear, Frankie. I got my marching orders. I know exactly what to do. 12 hours a week in the gym, sold inon Pepper Beard, got it, 10-4. And long hair. You're gonna lose that body fat, okay? That's gonna give you this confidence, like you're not gonna experience until you get there.

Now you're gonna help your game with your hair. That's a good job, guys. You're not gonna know what you're looking for to your dad there. Just don't get injured. Yeah, you're following me? Am I giving you a fantastic advice? No, okay. I owe a little bit of facial hair. You're starting me. Am I giving you a fantastic advice? No, okay.

I owe a little bit of facial hair. You're starting to get that little bit of a rebel look. And again, now you're starting to develop this attitude. Now you're starting to develop testing. Now you got some sperm making down there. You got an attitude. You've got some testosterone flowing. He is a rebel. What is black turtle neck? It's black turtle neck and it's spinny little car and it's short little pants. I guarantee you, I guarantee you, you're gonna get compliments on that look

versus the way you used to look before. And that's a beautiful thing because you know what I mean. Yeah, Bob, you really have that rebel look going on now. Before he looked like shit. Yeah, yeah. He were boring. Hey, Judy, it's Betty from down the street. Did you notice Bob's salt and pepper beard and his new hairstyle?

He's like a real rebel. Yeah. And his new hairstyle is like a real rebel. Did you also notice the constant erection in his pants? It's a little weird, but I gotta say it's really turning me on. I've interviewed other women in the neighborhood and they agree. How old is Bob now? 92? I love his body now 92 Does he have racing stripes on his walker? Did you see him doing donuts with his walker earlier? I can see those conversations he grow out his ear hair

Dry orgasm over here Frankie I love you. Oh, he's English. Camerjani. Yeah, to change our camera angle. Frankie's good at this. Frankie does. He doesn't work the camera. Like a metal or something. Yeah, he's got a world's biggest belt buckle.

He's one of those guys. The bigger you need belt buckle, the less they look at your dick. YouTube.com slash the commercial break. You got to see the visuals. And the third thing, and this is just as important as working out. This is just as important as having a great hairstyle. It's the way that you dress.

A true alpha male, they're gonna dress sharper than the average man, thus making them the alpha male. Now, this look right here. Yeah. This look right here. This look right here was put together by a Calvin Klein ad I read. In Team Beat magazine. Look at that. I got a turtle neck, black long sleeve shirt. I've got a black bomber jacket on. I've got a black belt on. I've got dark gray pants on with

black socks and black shoes. Nothing says 1992. Nothing says 1992 German dance club like this outfit. This is a look that you could pull off on a date. You could pull it off at a restaurant. You could pull this off for work. And what does this look command? It's gonna command respect. What? Hey sir. Huh? Hey Tony, it's Dave. I just saw a freaky bee walk into the barn.

I'm nervous. He's got that look that looked at commands respect. I was gonna beat him up but I'm scared. He's got he's got that salt pepper beard going on. Don't approach a man he's serious. He's commanding. He's very handy. Oh yeah. Well you can't tell by the way I'm hooting my hand. Hahaha. Frankie Reeves. Oh yeah. What do you want it? I, because you don't see the average older guy dressing this way.

Mostly average older guys. Like right now, after I film this video I'm going out all right I'm gonna go downtown I'm gonna go have a cocktail I'm gonna have lunch but this is the way I like lunch cocktails and I'll be command I'm going to international house of pancakes I'm'm bringing my flask. I'm screaming at children. I command respect I'm going to the McDonald's playground and I'm sliding down that slide. I don't give a shit I'm an old man with nothing to lose Look at my body

My god, I again here we go Frankie. We're getting into no we're getting into blabber on territory Where we don't know what you're talking about anymore. It's talking about lunch See I'm going to lunch in this outfit. Okay, congratulations. What do you want in a word a medal? You dressed yourself this morning? Okay, I have a cocktail some lunch. I'm gonna get shit face And drive myself home because that's what rebels you drunk driving what does this do it's gonna command a look you walk into a building and you're a sharp man you're gonna get the looks that's alpha I can only imagine what's going on in Frankie's head 24 hours. I know. I know. You heard a past man.

Everybody's looking at you. I'm like, what's in swear. That's right. I'm picturing him like what he walks into a restaurant. You know, or something's like, uh huh. I gotta look. I got some looks. She's looking at me.

She's looking at me. He's looking at me. She's looking at me. That dog sniffing my butt. Everyone's looking at me. She's looking at me that dog sniffing my butt. Everyone's looking at me. The silverware's showing me because of me. Music changes when I walk in the door.

Hair's blowing through my hair. Check me out. When I go down to Lake Michigan, I literally change to wind directions just to follow my hair. I am awesome. That's awesome. That's awesome. You know what I do? You know what you should do, Frankie?

Remind me of this next time, Frankie, in my own brain. You know what I should do? Fill myself naked in front of the mirror so I can post it as my screen saver. That way I never have to be without myself again. You need to do another Frankie B video, Frankie. Everybody loves you. Look at your body. You're the most attractive man in the world. Forget about what all those girls say.

You're actually a great lover. You are caught in the same old stuff of your favorite blue jeans or your favorite black jeans. You have to step out. The outfit I'm wearing, it's super simple. It's pretty much all from Express. Except for that one. It's all from Express.

Nothing wrong with Express, but this entire outfit is from Gampage. It's all from Express Nothing wrong with Express but Care commands respect Oh my god I bought this from a serious catalog, but look at me. Look at my body. I'm an alpha. I'm worried about that. Pants, I got a Gucci belt. Now I like accessorizing my look with belts.

I have a lot of designer belts. I'm not saying you have to do that. They are costly, but I would get yourself a nice belt. You could accentuate your look by exposing. You could accentuate your look by experiencing, you could accentuate your cock area by putting a big old bell buckle right close to it. I'm not saying you have the money to do it. I'm saying I have the money to do it.

Well the reason he has the money to spend is because he's also shopping and express everything else. It's because he's got that incredibly successful salon-swee-use business. He's because he's got that incredibly successful, so long, sweet news business. He's making these videos and they're turning thousands of views every six months. You're a belt. Or you know what? You know what I'm wearing a belt.

It's a hot look. This is great. A little bit more conservative. You want to go a little bit more edgy and a little bit more alpha. I say pull it out. Show the back. Go to the alpha. Go more alpha. You say pull it out. Show the back. Go, alpha. Go more alpha. You've got to be careful, Frankie.

Secure to be a little more. And you pull it out. Pull it right out. Put it on the table. Hi, I'm Frankie B and I know you're on a waiting for a blind date. I'm not in, but look at this. That's a huge bell buckle. I got it from Express. I got it from Express. I got it from the limited. Show the belt a little bit.

And you change up your belt. You change up your coat. Don't be caught up in jeans and blue jean jackets and your favorite shirt. Once you step out of that rut, go shopping, start changing everything. So start changing everything. Frankie's got to die alive. You notice the like Frankie's advice is never pointed. It's it's about him.

It's about what he does. Yes, you cannot follow the methodology here. No one's going to start going to the gym and hour and a half every day if they've never been to the gym before. No one's gonna grow their hair long because most men in their 60s and 70s can't grow their hair long. Yeah, you're not gonna go shop at for Gucci belts,

all of a sudden, it pull it out, whip it out or whatever the fuck he said. We don't have a convertible Corvette from 1962. I mean, whatever this guy does, he's gotta be successful at it. Yeah. Because he must have money. Yes. Probably. Right. So long, sweet. It's got to come from here. We're going to refresh over here. You got your great body going. You got great hair. You got a little facial grub going.

Now you're dressing good. What is this? It's alpha. You see how you're getting to alpha? Everything steps towards alpha. You're in like step three of alpha. You see how you're getting to alpha? Everything steps towards alpha. Steps toward alpha. You're unlike step three of alpha. You see where you're going here? Like the steps towards the liking man. That's right. You're like the Buddha with a big bell buckle.

A big expensive bell buckle. You're well on your way to getting laid six, maybe seven times a day. I promise you. There's very few of us out there, but once you get there, you're in like Flynn. Pull it out and get ready. You're doing all these changes you are making.

You're heading to that alpha male. Right, gentlemen, so the fourth and final thing you need to do to become that older alpha male is you gotta have a great skincare routine. You know, you could do all the things I talked about in this video. You can have that great body. You can have that beautiful sexy hair. So let me give you a step number one of that skincare routine. Spend 12 to 13 hours a day in the sun.

Yeah, he was way too tired. He was. Yeah, he was like, I don't't know a burnt camel wide cigarette that's what he looked like the guy was he was so leathery and kind of made me jealous actually I would did you read the upper of you Brian's always saying yes not true but I wish it was have that rebel grub going that just that badass look and you could dress really Super hot and sexy, you know, that's different. That's different for an older guy And that's what's gonna make you alpha

But if you don't take care of this and you got all the other going you understand You have a recent lightness. You understand? You're not bouncing it out like I'm telling you. Stop it! You got to be exactly like me, do everything I do, and then you're going to be an alpha male. I'm basically the only alpha male ever that's ever lived in my own head. Do everything exactly the way that I do it.

That's how you reach enlightenment for sure. Oh, I know, I know, I know. Everyone hates it when I cut off the Frankie B video. I know. This is, we were down to the fourth step too. I know, but we've been through eight minutes, and there's 13 minutes left. Oh God.

So the fourth step goes on for another hour. Maybe we'll do a part two of Frankie B Alfa May. And Skin Care routine. And it's Skin Care routine. We do a whole two of Frankie B. Alfa May. And Skin Care Root. And it's Skin Care Root. We do a whole thing on the Skin Care Root team. We know you love it. We know you love it. You've been telling us you love it.

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