The Commercial Break - An Ode To Astrid

Episode Date: August 6, 2025

EP807: She has largely stayed out of the lime light at TCB. However, without her influence, support, hard work and irritation with Bryan, The Commercial Break would not exist. Astrid is a driving force in the creation of the show and, let us be honest, the reason Bryan is alive today. 9 years later, she is still hanging around him and against all odds....they're married! Happy Anniversary you two crazy cats. Plus, the merch drop is coming August 8th and you'll be reminded. Over and over and over again. Then, Bryan gives an update on Blue. He also shares about his oncoming Scarlet Fever. And finally: a serious word or two to the reformed podcasters who now see the light. Whatever the reason...keep talking. TCBits: The Crabapple PTA has to address litter box bathrooms Watch EP #807 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: [phone]TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram:  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Youtube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@tcbpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.tcbpodcast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ CREDITS: Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bryan Green⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ &⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Krissy Hoadley⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits & TCB Tunes: Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green. Rights Reserved To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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It's news you can use while you sweat out the booze. A fast-moving news day in Crabapple yesterday as the township PTA held an emergency meeting to irate parents of Crabapple Middle School. All of this started when rumors began to spread on social media regarding a large, furry, human-shaped kitty cat that had been installing litter boxes meant for p-poo-poo-poo in the middle of middle school restrooms. Then early in the day yesterday, an emergency school board meeting was called in order to address the rumors. Members of the local, gloopy political party demanded all litter boxes be removed from local schools, and that any furry, human-shaped kitty cat, be removed from the school, thrown in the back of an unmarked vehicle, and disappeared to a for-profit work camp. While the rumors of a furry human kitty cat installing litter boxes inside of the school could not be independently confirmed by WS.H.

IT, we must agree with the pure speculation in order to receive additional government funding. However, some members of the school board did push back on those rumors. Here's an exchange that happened during that emergency PTA meeting. Can you name a school where it has been confirmed that students are using litter boxes? Well, what we do with this bill is we prevent that from happening, but what we don't take out. Can you name a school where it has been confirmed that students, using litter boxes. This was at the top of your press release. This was mentioned when you introduced this bill, created quite a stir. So I'm asking, can you name the school where it's

been confirmed that there are litter boxes being provided to students? For this purpose, I, no, I cannot. And in further news regarding this almost news, the mayor of Crabapple has now deployed 300 militarized, masked, armed men to roam the halls of the middle school, looking for the pretend furry human-shaped kitty cat. The mayor said in a statement that all furry human-shaped kitty cats will be eliminated under his watch and further said we have the best middle schools. Everybody talks about our middle schools. We're making the middle schools fantastic again.

For the record, this reporter does not disagree. And I would like to further congratulate the mayor on scoring a negative two in his most recent round of golf winning the club championship for the 37th year in a row. a negative two unbelievable accomplishment sir we'll be back after this commercial break on this episode of the commercial break there's the old line it's cliche it's trite but it's one of the best lines ever written in song history or book and it says you make me want to be a better man that's jack nicholson and is this as good as it gets and I think anybody who's had that kind of relationship will understand that line, man or woman,

will understand that line when you find the right person. So true. And I hope it happens for you out there. That's happened for me. Yeah. And listen, I was 67 years old when I metastard. So I was 67. And I was 82 when I started having children.

So it's still possible. You're the Charlie Chaplin. Yeah, I am the Charlie Chaplin. The Charlie Chapman had kids at 100. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Oh, yeah, cats and kittens. Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green.

This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show. Chris and Joy Holtley. Best to you, Chris. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. How the hell are you? Thanks for joining us. We appreciate it. We are sitting here in our new...

At our new merch. In our new duds. That's right. So it up. Check out the fit, as the kids would say. Check out the fit. Our merch is here. It's being sold on a website this Friday. I know this is not coming out on Friday. So settle down. Not quite yet. But very soon, you will be able to buy our merch. Shop tcb podcast.com is where you can find that 3 a.m. on Friday on Friday. For those who like to get an early start on your Black Friday TCB shopping, you can start at 3 a.m. I was 3 a.m. I thought I was 3 p.m. So midnight. What is flying around in there? Three, no, it's midnight, West Coast time, 3 a.m. East Coast time is when the website will go live. I'm going to say that, and it's not going to go live until like six in the afternoon. Yes, exactly. Because that's how it goes.

But I do like the merch. I will say, I am impressed. I'm sporting the piggy fronting. I've got the university sweater on, the commercial break university sweater. It looks good, feels good. I've been wearing it for, I'm not going to say how many days I'm wearing it for, but I still smell fresh. I take three showers a day, so it's okay. I can wear the sweater.

Plus, I got a T-shirt on under it, so it protects me. I got a layer there. I got a layer of protection. I have rules around my clothing, and when I can wear it and when I can't. Sox, as long as I don't wear them for more than a couple hours, I can wear them again the next day. But two days is the max. Two days is the math. And if I wear them for the whole day, they got to go in the basket.

They have to be. Anyway, shop TCB Podcast.com. We both got our bambas on, too. Oh, yeah. Look at those bombas. You know, I will say this. Oh, are you playing footsie with me? Watch out.

Hey, Jeff. A tasty teeters. I'm going to put my tasty toes on your tasty toes. We're touching teas. We are touching tees. Touching toes. I do share with the audience that, you know, this is good march. I like it.

I'm into it. Me too. So shoptcbpodcast.com. You know the drill. I'm not going to beat you over the head with it. Shop tcbpodcast.com. Shop tcbpodcast.com. Shop tcb podcast.

And now, and only now, for 1999 plus 1999 shipping and handling, you get a free, exclusive, limited time. TCB embroidered sticker with every single purchase. It's not really embroidered, but it looks embroidered. TCB sticker. We got stickers. We're going to throw them in. Look at that. We're doing it right.

It's so exciting. It only took us six years to get to this point. I was digging around in a drawer yesterday, and I found a couple stickers. One was the Frankie. Look at my body. Oh, look at my body. And the piggy. Biggie fronting.

Yes. With your face on the Teresa Caputo Ware. One of my daughters thinks that's the funniest thing in the world. And my other daughter thinks that's the scariest thing in the world. We've got them on the refrigerator. So when people come over, they know what a moron I am. They know just how poor we are. Oh, that's what he does for a living.

Piggy fronting. Chrissy and I just went to Starbucks, which we've only been, I think, twice the entire, together, the entire time that we've been here. We've only been twice. But as soon as we walked in the door, I then realized we're wearing the merch, and I'm like, shit. I know some people there know about the commercial break. Well, they certainly all know you because as soon as I walked in, Brian, every, there were five. There were five, and five very lovely employees there. they all knew you by it. Stories are true. It was amazing. Yeah. And then they felt

I was your wife. One of them thought, yeah, one of them who's not been there as long as as others, but she's been there, I don't know, like six, nine months, something like that. She goes, is this your wife? Which is a good question. Yes. For someone you know, if I would have been presumptuous had to be not knowing each other so well. But I think that is kind of presumptuous. Anyway, what if I, what if you were like my mistress? I know. You would have blown the deal right there. What if I had never told you? But then again, I would be a real fucking moron to bring you into that Starbucks if you were my mistress. Because people do know my wife up there. They know my Starbucks boyfriend. They know my kids. And then they said to me

when we were leaving, bye best friend. Bye best friend. I could see the two managers talking on the headset too and looking at us. So I think they were, oh, that's a girl. That's a girl he does the podcast with. Yeah. And then they're cucking their own merch. Walking in the door. I know. What if we went around like door-to-door salespeople with a box of merch. We went up to Starbucks. Ding-dong. I know. We had a bunch of family members in town over the week. A bunch of family members in town over the weekend. And the merch showed up while they were here. And everyone was like, I want it. How do I get it? And I think they were hoping that I would say, oh, I'll get you some. And what I said was shoptcdpodcast.com. That's where you can get it. You don't get a free ride just because you know me. What do you talk? talking about. Yeah, but they all were impressed by the merch and so. And I know you have a friend who's already trying to. Oh my God, shout out. Shout out to my dear, dear friend up in Nashville,

Ryan Thomas, BT. BT. BT. He's a newly minted super fan. I sent you, I forwarded the text that he sent me. He's just, he's been, he's been on a roll. He looks like he's really into it. Yeah. Someone get him checked by a psychiatrist immediately. Yeah. He's, he's, He'd listen to 165 episodes in the last, I don't know how long, of what period of time. Yeah. But he's like, I'm all caught up now. And it's nice to, like, meet you guys where you're finally doing new episodes. Exactly.

And he was already trying to buy the merch. What was amazing about that text message you sent me is it said, I started at episode 665. I've listened to 165. And I'm now just catching up with you guys. And I'm like, he started at 666. That's right. Yeah. What an accomplishment.

I think he's been listening for like six months or so, if I want to think about it. Wow. 160 episodes and six months? No, I guess that's four episodes a week or something like that. I don't know. I can't do math. No. Let's not even try. I'm not even going to, yeah.

Leave that to the account. The accountants can't do math either, apparently. But, yeah, really excited about the merch. Go get it. We would appreciate it. Any support that you can offer would be fantastic. The merch is great looking. And it's our first merch.

merch drop. So these will get better as we go along. Yeah. And no one else has done this before either. That is the most amazing thing. Yeah. We're the first. Just like Frank, he's the first to the salon suites. He's the first of the salon suites. We have this promo reel we're going to shoot out where I share that. We looked and no one, no other podcast has done merch yet. How they have not figured this out, I don't know. But we are the first. It was our idea. Merch drop is a thing that we're going to do. We're going to coin that term merch drop. When you look at Wikipedia and you When you Google merch drop, Wikipedia is going to come up with an article and Chrissy and I's face on. Founders. Founders. Founders of the merch drop. Inventors of merch drop.

Yeah, everybody does it. But, you know, just part and partially. And the thing is, is that this is the best time ever in history to do merch drops because people now, more than ever, want to rock their personality. They want people to know just how mentally ill they are by putting commercial break materials on their. body. And yeah, here's my thing. Here's what I say. The university sweater, really good looking. The hoodie, awesome. The t-shirt, a great, like, summer, breezy spring t-shirt to wear with the cool colors on it. The hat is awesome. The trucker hat is awesome. I love it. Yeah, I can't wait to see that. But I dare you to buy the piggy-fronting t-shirt and wear that to, like, a PTA meeting, pick up your kids from school

and videotape the reaction. And here's the advice. I know, and no one said a word. I think we're so also used to seeing graphic teas that we don't really look anymore. But wear it to an event where, and see if you get noticed and if you do videotape it. And here is my charge to the audience.

Once you, so here's, and let me give you a little insight into what happens too. The pre-order window is eight to the 22nd. you pre-order it, then it ships like a week or two later. So you'll get it essentially like two weeks after you buy it. Because you order it, then they run it. It's like run after you order it. So it's all fresh, hot right out of the oven.

Yes, you know those crispy cream signs that come on when they're making hot donuts? The crispy cream sign is on. The TCB sign is on when you're ordering it. And then they freshly make it and they send it to you. And once you get that merch, you must put it on, you must take a picture or a video, and you must tag us in it on social media and we will repost it on our social media. That's the deal because I want to see everybody in their in their TCB swag. Now, I know I'm setting myself up for disappointment here because we're going to have like one person.

We know BT. We know BT. Yeah. That's right. And I think Jenny will do it. Probably Sean will do it. There's going to be a number of people who do do it. But anyway, I'm super proud of it and I hope you guys buy and all that other stuff.

Exciting. So as we round out this first segment, I just want to share this real quick. Ten years ago, I, 10 years ago in March, a fateful night at one of my best friends, dying fathers last evenings on this earth at a big dinner. A serendipitous moment happened indeed when I was introduced to Astrid, my wife. And what a roller coaster for the last 10 years it has been. Up and down, thick and thin, this fucking. podcast, which has nearly killed us

on multiple occasions. 30 plus children. I don't even know how many are out there right now. Many adventures, many misadventures. Money, no money. Almost bankrupt. Barely getting by.

Cars breaking down. Yeah, cars, no cars. Missing children. Tough labors. Disney. Disney's. Many Disney. Disney adventures. And so many ups and downs later, I am proud to say that I am happily married

to the best partner that I could imagine for my own self. I second that. Yes. And I know that everyone around me agrees with that because she jerked a knot in my tail. And I think I was headed in that direction anyway, but she sped it up and probably made me better than I could have ever been on my own, and she continues to do that on a daily basis. And Astrid, happy anniversary, nine years. We have been married. Actually, nine years we've been married already. It's like nine and a half years we've been married. But our actual, like, party wedding, which is the one we celebrate, was nine years ago, two day. Yes, I was there to partake in the festivities. It was a hell of a hell of a party. Beautiful, beautiful wedding. She did a great job. Astrid. I had nothing to do

with it. That's how it was beautiful. Yeah, that's why it was beautiful. It's because I had nothing to do with it. But it was a hell of a party. And I could not have imagined in that moment how important this relationship and this woman would be to me as a human being. It's just there's the old line. It's cliche. It's trite. But it's one of the best lines ever written in song, history, or book. And it says, you make me want to be a better man. that's Jack Nicholson, and is this as good as it gets? And I think anybody who's had that kind of relationship will understand that line, man or woman, will understand that line when you find the right person. So true. And I hope it happens for you out there. That's happened for me.

Yeah. And listen, I was 67 years old when I metastard. So I was 67. And I was 82 when I started having children. So it's still possible. You're the Charlie Chaplin. Yeah, I am the Charlie Chaplin. Podcasting. Charlie Chappen had kids at 100. I'm the Alec Baldwin of podcasting. An amazing woman. And without whom, none of this would be here today. Without Astros, poking, prodding, support, and constant irritation.

You're talking. Of my talking. None of this would be here today. It just wouldn't because I loved the idea of getting. getting on a microphone, but had no, I didn't even have any concept clue or inkling, no motivation to get out there and do it. It's not no motivation. I just wasn't even thinking about it. I was happy in my little commercial real estate world. And thank God that Astrid turned me in a different direction. And sometimes the universe just speaks to you through weird circumstances. And sometimes

the universe speaks to you through other people. And the universe is constantly speaking to me through bastard so i love you thank you for all you have done for me for us for everybody around you you are a constant uh you are a constant and that is important you are selfless and you are wonderful and you are whipsmart and you are absolutely gorgeous and i'm sorry about all the children she's all the things she's the total package she is the total package there is no doubt about it that i couldn't be happier that you also met Astrid and moved forward. Yes. And your intuition to move forward with her. I got to be honest. I have to talk about ups and downs and relationships. You and I being friends for 20 years of seeing it with both of us. We've seen it with both of us. And it was many

rocky roads. And a lot of this same stuff could be said about Jeff also. And you'll get to your time when it's your anniversary. Listen, a lot of this stuff could be said about Jeff. and your relationship passed too, but I had a really rocky five years there with one person in particular, but a couple different people also. And I just never felt when Astrid and I met, it was as if a hook, as if I was a fish and a hook had been caught in my mouth and I was being pulled toward the shore and nothing was stopped. I never looked back, almost from. from the first moment, I never looked back. I never had an intuition to look back. I never even thought about looking back. And that, I think, is what, like, true love is. When you meet your

soulmate, when you meet your partner, there is no doubt, almost from the beginning, there is no doubt, and nothing stops it. Not plane flights, not thousands of miles or tens of thousands of miles. You find a way to get it done, not distance, not heartache, not pain, not brokenness. I mean, you figure it out. You just figure it out. You don't have to be, I don't have to be rich to be my girl. It all just kind of came together. And there's no other way to say it except it was serendipitous. And that is a word that we used many times at the beginning of our relationship,

that this was serendipitous, that was serendipity, and it certainly has proven to Ben. So please stick with me. I'll be dead in a few years, and you'll be able to move on with your life and find that pool boy you've been so desperately looking for. And that convertible, beep, beep. Yeah, once I'm gone, the drain on resources will be out of here. No more studio equipment. You can just live off the teat of the commercial break and your own abilities.

So I love you. Hopefully I'll have said half of what I said to you in person. But thank you very much. I love you very much, Astrid. We are going to take a break. And when we come back, we've got more shenanigans. I've got to give you an update on blue. Oh, my God.

There's so much. We got to talk about the staff infection that's been running around my house for three weeks. That's crazy. I mean, I never imagine when I have children that I'd be paying the doctor's office electric bill month after month after month. But man, has it happened. I swear to God. All right. So listen to this liner where we irritate you more about merch.

Is it pork chop day? Well, no. It's not you're going to hear Pork Chop Day, but actually what they're going to hear Pork Chop Day. but actually what they're going to hear is a merch liner. So listen more about the merch. Take a pen, write it down, stamp it to your forehead, get a tattooed on your ass. Buy our merch on Friday.

Shop tcbb.com. Hey, I know you're expecting Rachel, but I wanted to drop in and let you know about two very special events. You should think about maybe possibly putting on your calendar. Friday, August 8th, Chrissy and I will be watching Rally, L.A. Live while we stream and break it all down. Rally, L.A. Live is a drug lord movie starring Eric Roberts and our favorite preacher, the venerable, Pastor Kenneth Copeland. I don't even know if what we are doing is legal, but I know it'll be fun.

Stay tuned to our Instagram page for more details. Then, on that same Friday, August the 8th, through the 22nd of August, we'll be dropping our very first merch line. That pre-order window only stays open for two weeks, so you'll need to go to shoptcbpodcast.com. That's shop tcbpodcast.com to pre-order some very good-looking merch. We're super excited about it. It's limited time. It's exclusive. Once it's gone, it's gone.

And like a late-night infomercial, if you pre-order merch in that two-week window, we're going to give you an exclusive TCB sticker with every single purchase. So follow us on Instagram at the commercial break. Pay attention to the website, TCBPodcast.com. Text us if you want a more personal touch, 212, 4343. 3333 TCB and subscribe at YouTube.com slash the commercial break so that when we start streaming, you get notified. And last but not least, make sure to grab your merch. August 8th through the 22nd, shoptcbpodcast.com. Let's pay some bills and we'll be back

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Okay, first, let's give you an update on Blue because many people texted. thank you so much to everyone out there who texted Marianne and Jenny and Sean and all the, all the regulars who texted and said, you know, much love to you and thinking about Blue. You can't hear her right now, but I'm sure you hear her before the end of the episode. Blue had, we don't know what happened, really. It's called, it's called auto-hemeragic diarrhea syndrome, A-H-D-S. and apparently it happens in some breeds of dog and what happens is what happened was

what happened was we went out of town we went to Naples we told you that and then we put the dog somewhere because I'm not taking the dog down to Naples I need a break from blue too everyone needs a break we all need a vacation and I take her to one of those huge boarding facilities

where they have to play in the pool and a spa and a jacuzzi for the dogs and they have TVs in the corner you know all that whole fucking shit that you don't need for a dog but you think you need for a dog and I take her there and they usually, nine times out of 10, take really good care of her, and it's clean, and

that's all I care about. They just want her warm. And she is such a fucking brat, and she thinks she's a human being, so she does not play with the other dogs. She sits on the lap of the people who work there, and they tell me this. They're like, oh, she spent the day in the office with us. And I'm like, well, why wasn't she out playing with the other dogs? She won't go out and play with the other dogs, because she's a bitch, and she won't do that.

Oh, my God, that's classic. She literally thinks she's a human being. And apparently this is also a syndrome that happens with some brief. breeds of dogs. They think they're human and they don't know how to interact with their dogs. She just, I don't know. She's like an autistic dog. She's not to interact with other autistic dogs. I don't know what's going on. Um, so we take her there and I pick her up. When I pick her up, I notice that she's got diarrhea, right? Watery stool. And how do I notice that? Because she doesn't go outside to shit. She's a human being. She's going to use it. She's going to go shit inside the

house. Only she can't sit on the toilet, so she does that on wherever she wants to. That's also the small breed syndrome. Well, at 10 years old, or 11 years old, however old she is, this is not unusual that when there's changes in diet and location, that sometimes their tummies get upset. She's also, in case anybody hasn't noticed, the world's most anxious thing. Thing. She needs psychiatric help. Which you tried. I tried. They paid thousands of dollars. Even they couldn't help. She's very anxious. So I just take this as a little.

part and parcel of what happens if she stays somewhere else for a long period of time. She gets nervous. They tell us she doesn't eat as much food. You know, she wants to be around the humans. Okay, I get it. She's scared. She's lonely. I'm sorry. But that's also part of the deal you make with the dogs sometimes. It's like, you know, I'm going to have to put you at a boarding facility every once in a blue moon because I can't live my entire life at this house, never leaving because I can't take a dog with me. Anyway, whatever. Two nights later after we got back. So she seemed to be fine. It seemed to be okay. But two nights later, I'm standing in the kitchen and my daughter says, Dad, Blue's food is in the hallway.

And I'm like, Blue's food is in the hallway. What are you talking about? I thought one of my daughters had taken Blue's food, as she often does and starts throwing it around the house. She throws it at the dog. They're best friends. They're like, how do I explain this? Who are like two really mischievous characters in life? Oh, there she is right now. Who's two really mischievous characters? Thelma and Louise. They're the Thelma and Louise of dogs and humans. They run after each other. They cause trouble. They make messes. And they are like thickest thieves, these two. Blue and my youngest daughter. So I just thought that was what it was. When I turned the corner, what it is is puke with full dog food and a full kibble in it. So she has not digested any of the food. Okay, weird, but whatever. You have a dog. You've seen it all. Sure. And I have a million things going on. So I don't really pay. attention to it. I look at blue. She looks okay. She's walking, running around, barking as usual.

As the night starts to crest, as we all start to get to bed and go to sleep, I go take a shower. When I come out of the shower, I can smell shit. And I'm like, where? Oh, God, blue. God damn it, blue. If there are three words that Brian uses more than any other words, and it's not best to you. It's God damn it blue. Ay, blue. God damn it, blue. Esther actually asked me to cut it out because the kids, she's starting to say it.

They don't say, God, damn it, but they're like, God, blue, God, blue. I get it. All right. So I'm running around the house trying to figure out where my nose smells the shit. I open one of the bathroom doors and on the floor is vomit and watery shit,

but it is not normal. It is full of blood. Oh, normal, like watery blood, like blood, clumpy blood, like almost like blood clots. I know. I'm sorry, I'm being so descriptive. I hope you're not eating. And that's all I'll say.

And that went on for the next two hours. So now it's like midnight, 1230. And finally we get her to calm down a little bit. We take the water up. We take the food up. No more. No more. She can't possibly have anything else in her body.

Hopefully this is something irritating. her stomach she'll go to sleep she's laying down and then astrid texts me i'm in the studio astrid texts me about 30 minutes later and she's like more blood and i'm like oh no and now it's all over the hallway it's everywhere and i'm like oh shit so i call the vet i grab blue we clean her up i grab her we throw i throw her in the car call the vet on the way there and the vet's like yeah you need to bring her in and so we brought her in and that's this is what they diagnosed her with this auto hemorrhagic diarrhea syndrome. Here's a weird thing that you can share more about, Chrissy.

I go to a vet that's near a very famous or a very well-known open-air mall, I would guess, a live-work play community here called Avalon. It's close-ish to my house. It's the only 24-R vet that's like within 15, 20 minutes of my house. I go. It's in a strip mall. It's newish. And when you walk in the door, there's a waiting area like every other doctor's office. But then there's two huge doors that swing open, like almost like warehouse doors that swing open. They're wide open. I have to press a buzzer to get in the actual front door. I press a buzzer. Nurse comes and meets me, opens the door, takes me through the two doors that are open. And now I am in a huge room. I would say like the size of half a soccer field. Yeah. And there are couches on the outside. There are a few rooms on the outside of this square room.

But then there are like operating tables, desks where doctors are sitting. And all along the wall are crates, incubators, all kind of medical machinery, x-ray machines, MRI machines. And so now they're like, okay, bring the dog back here. And now we're on a table, like an examination table, in the middle of this huge room. It's not in an actual, like, room. Not your own room. Not my own room. Yeah, it's a large room.

It's a huge room. It's like a shared conference space, and my dog is getting a thermometer up her ass in this room. It is all I can see in the crates is one small puppy who's like standing up, you know, interested in what's going on. And there's nobody, there's no other patients that are in there except for me. But there's some nurses, a couple doctors, looks like a tech or two. And I'm like, this is weird. Like, you just bring me back here because I'm the only one. or shouldn't I be up front waiting?

So they go through the examination. Doctor comes and takes a look at her, says, I suspect it's this, this ADHD. But we got to do a few tests. We need some x-rays. I want to make sure she doesn't have anything stuck in her stomach, lodged in her throat,

trying to come out of her butt, whatever, because that is common too. And I said, oh, okay. And she goes, so why don't we just, give me a few minutes. I'm going to write all this up. We're going to give her some fluids or give her something,

and then we're going to take her back to the x-ray machine. And I'm like, okay. So I imagine I'm going to go up front and wait. Sure. And the lady puts down like a fresh like towel or something down on one of these couches. And she's like, you can wait right here.

And I'm like, in this room? In the operating room? What happens if like, God forbid like a tragically crazy case comes in the door? I do not want to see mangled animals. Like I just don't. I can't handle that. Well, that's the thing. Yeah.

I don't want to see that. I didn't say that to them, but I was thinking it. So I'm like praying to myself, please don't let this happen. Plus, blue is a bitch. Like, she sees another animal. She's going after it. And now I just got to hold blue in the middle of this operating room while you guys write something up and we're all going to watch as weird things happen.

Please don't let any bad cases come in the door. No dogs hit by cars, none of that shit. And I sat there. Luckily, it did not. But what was weird is it was an incubator off to the right, like this big tube-like thing. And I'm just sitting there, like, watching my phone trying not to, I'm listening. to the conversations that are happy. You can hear everything they're saying and they're talking about. It's really strange. But, okay, whatever. I'm watching the phone. I'm keeping blue,

you know, calm down. And this nurse comes over and she opens up the incubator and she takes out a cat, a cat that is no bigger than the size of my hand. A tiny, tiny kitten. Wow. I had a little one like that one time. I know. And she is feeding it with a medicine dropper. Yeah. And then she takes a warm towel and she's rubbing its private parts. And she's like, come on, pee for me. You got to pee for me. Let's go, pee, pee, pee. And the cat is like, me, meow, me, me, me, me, every time she rubs it, the cat is like,

and I'm like, Jesus, you have to coax it to pee? Are you talking to it? Maybe it's shy. Why are you, why do you need it to pee? It doesn't pee on its own? I'm really curious about this. I'm like, why is she rubbing it and then asking it to pee? So anyway, so Blue goes through all of this stuff.

Only one other animal came in during this entire time, and they actually took that animal back to a private room because I think it was a bad case. Okay. And so they took it to one of the rooms on the side. Okay. So we get all wrapped up. They give her a bunch of, like, 58 different medications.

Nothing stuck in her just give her this stuff. Okay. So as I'm leaving, I asked this nurse who was talking, like, doing the thing with a cat. I go, hey, I heard you asking the cat to pee. Are you trying to, like, coax it to urinate? And she's like, I'm mimicking its mother, licking its private parts. It's a way that they induce it to urinate so that they don't get stopped up. Like, especially kittens that are prematurely born, which this one is.

It's one of the natural ways that mother would get it. And I was like, that's fascinating. Yes. You know, hey, lick your vajah, get it to pee. Nature is amazing. It's amazing. Nature is amazing. Nature even has a situation.

It even has a solution to pre, you know, to, you know, to, premature birth. That's amazing. It's amazing to me. Okay. And the only reason when you told me all this, you know, the only reason I even knew about the same emergency vet hospitals, because I had been listening to another podcast of Heather McMahon's. And she lives in the area, and she had a similar situation. She had to go to this vet. And she's talking about how you're all of a sudden invested in the other ones that are coming in. Like, is Brownie going to make it? Yeah. Please let Brownie make it. Like, I think there was a turtle, a poor turtle that came in and all kinds of different things. Yeah.

So I had heard of this not a week before. You're telling me about this. Yes. It's a crazy situation. Heather McMahon was at the same hospital. Because, listen, I've been to a lot of animal hospitals. I've never seen anyone like this. No.

Never. It's unique to this company. And apparently they have a number of these throughout the country, but only one here in the city of Atlanta. So, and I know for a fact that Heather. also lives close to this place. Why? Because I've seen her before driving her car around. I saw her one time at a Target or a Whole Foods or something. I saw her walking around. But this is very unique. I'm not sure I like it. But I agree with you. I'm invested. I was invested in the little... The kitten. I was invested in the cat that came in. I was invested in the puppy. I learned later that the puppy was the doctor's puppy just hanging out for the night. So I thought that poor little puppy had something wrong with it. But then they took it out and started petting it and playing with it. And they were talking... She was talking. about it. It was her own dog. And I was like, okay, there was a parakeet somewhere in the back that had a broken foot and they were taking care of the parakeet. It was amazing. They did all the blood work right in front of me. They were like spinning it up and looking at the x-rays. And it was all

amazing. But I wouldn't want to be there for any extended period of time seeing really bad situations. That for me is like a nightmare. My kids are getting to the age now where they look at those commercials of the dogs, you know, the fucking commercial. They're That everyone hates, you know, Sarah McLaughlin. Dugs right now are dead because of you. I don't know. It's so awful. I got to a point I had to turn it.

I turn it. Yeah, it's so sad. But they play them on like Disney and Nick now. They're three and a half minute commercials. They are. They're so long. Why can't they just be 30 seconds? I donate to the ASPCA. I'm okay with that.

But don't make it three, don't make me suffer for three minutes. Well, now my kids are asking, why doesn't that dog have food? Why does that cat look sick? And then the Scottish right ones or the St. Jude ones, forget about it. They're all asking all the questions now that I just don't have answers to, except for the world is not sometimes the prettiest place. I mean, you know, bad things or things that are tough to happen, right? But fuck that Sarah Glock in commercial.

Can we change it? Everyone's made fun of it at this point that we know now, right? Oh, it's been going on for God. I wouldn't think like 20 years. Forever. Yeah. Forever. Okay.

So speaking of children. We're at, right before we go to Naples, about a week and a half before we go to Naples. One of my daughters gets a spot, like, on her belly. And we think it is a bug bite. So we're like, you know, treat it with a little of that topical bug bite so it doesn't itch so much. He's itching it. And that spot quickly spreads into a whole body infection. Like spots everywhere.

Yeah, I thought you were going to say, like chicken pox. Well, that's what we thought day two. But by day three, we had identified that it was not. It was a skin staff infection that is highly contagious that children get and they pass it around like wildfires. It's like it's strepacoccus, essentially is what it is, but it's of the skin. That strepaccus makes you sick in seven different ways. It does. You can have strep of the ass.

You can have strep of the penis. It's really weird. Why is strep have all over our body? I know. Oh, my God. Strep throat. Oh, it's so painful. So painful.

Almost killed me, almost killed me, actually, right when Astrid and I met, right when we had met, how I knew Astrid was the one for me. She took care of me for five days. Well, I had a case of scarlet fever, but I didn't know it. I had strep that turned into scarlet fever, and I had no idea that it was happening, and she took care of me. Not only she took care of me, she wouldn't let me go home. I was in North Carolina at her aunt's house, and she happened to be in town, one of the first time she was in town, and she took care of me for five straight. days. And I was sick as I have ever been. Scarlet fever. What's that? What's that? What's that? What's that? It's when you get a red rash on your penis. We called it the fever of scarlet because it seems

anybody was with a scarlet had the fever of the penis. Don't get a penis fever. Your penis gets all hot and red. It turns a hue of scarlet. yeah, it was strep. It wasn't getting better. I was running a really high fever. But, you know, me being a man, I was like, oh, it's just cold. I'll get over it. But I started to get like really, I couldn't swallow. So I knew it was strep. But, you know, I'm just a dumb, dumb boy. And I was like, I'll get over it. And smoking cigarettes. Right. Yeah. And smoking cigarettes. But actually, by day number three, I couldn't smoke a cigarette because it was hurt. It hurt so bad. So, you know, this went on for three, five days. Then Astrid. I had to go, because I had to come back to Atlanta, and Astrid had to go back to, at the time, Switzerland, Venezuela. And so I drove from North Carolina back to Atlanta, and I was swigging hydrogen peroxide all the way. I remember you telling me about that when you got back. It was the only thing that would, hydrogen peroxide. It was the only thing that would give me relief.

So I was swigging it, gargling it, spitting it out the window every five miles. And it was, I just couldn't get it to calm down. Came home, I got there in the evening, went to sleep, woke up, had a fever. of like a hundred and three point six and i called my mom and i was i couldn't talk either and i was like and she was like hospital now call the ambulance if you need to go to the hospital i went to the hospital and they were i i've never been seen so fast in my life actually um one nurse he's got the scarlet fever he's got the penis fever he's got the penis fever yes penis fever Penis fever. Ram 7, penis fever. Brian Green, penis fever.

Penis fever. Yeah, penis fever. Penis fever on aisle nine. Penis fever, clean up. Is scarlet different than yellow? Isn't there like a yellow fever? There is yellow fever. That's the, that's the denang fever. Yeah, that's the dung fever. You don't want the, you don't want the dung fever. You don't want that. Is that from like the Amazon? Yeah, that's, yeah, Africa or something. Yeah. That's. one of the 75,000 different things that could kill you in the Amazon or Africa. Yeah, so I went back, and then they found that I had an abscess in my throat, and they had to do surgery on my throat while my mouth was open because they couldn't stick a breathing tube down me to do surgery. So it was, I'll never forget it.

But anyway, I recovered quickly after they gave me like, you know, 75,000 milligrams of morphine. I finally got a little bit of relief and spend some time in that. hospital and then I recovered anyway. Your body was like drugs. I know. Oh God, dude, I'll tell you what, I've never been so happy to get morphine in my body and I've been happy to get morphine in my body a lot, but that was like I actually needed it and it relieved this incredible pain that I was feeling. And once he cut the abscess within hours, I was already feeling like a new person. Anyway, so my kids get this thing and it starts going, like it moves from one child to the next child to the third child.

And that's what caused me to go down to the urgent care a couple of different times while we were in Naples is because these kids, we just couldn't keep it under control. They gave us this medicine, this topical medicine. We kept putting it on all these spots. And they kept on popping up. And they would pop up in like hours. It would be like one, the next, the next, the next. It came on so quickly. And I was like, but everywhere I read and the doctors, they all said, don't worry.

It's just the children that get this. Typically, adults never get this, right? Blah, blah, blah. I am the one who has been designated because it doesn't make sense for all of us to be touching open wounds. I have gloves on, by the way, but I'm putting all the creams on the wounds and doing all this stuff. And one of my kids got it like super duper bad, private parts, face, back, everything. I'm putting it all over. Jeez, poor guys.

Wow. Putting it all over, putting it all over. This has been going on now for four weeks around the house, right? And we think we got it licked with the last kid. I wake up today. I got it. I got it. It's unbelievable.

I have it on my arms and I'm like, fuck. But I'm not waiting now one day. I'm going to the fucking doctor tomorrow morning. Yeah, because now I got it. And I'm sure it's because I'm a broken human being and then my body doesn't work, right? Adults don't get it, but I got it. But I'm also sure it's because I've been touching it for weeks on end. Probably the strep finally said, hey, what about that guy?

Right. Let's move to that. I think we can move to that guy. Yeah. What about that? He's had strep before. Let's get over there. Scarlet fever, round two. Here we go. This has been, when you have kids, no one tells you how much time you're going to be spending at the doctor. It's a fuckload of time. It's a lot. It really is. It's too much to handle. I swear to God, we've been keeping the lights on at that pediatrician for years and probably for years to come. And I don't know what it is. It's maybe because of the amount of children I have or because you, every. Every parent has this knows this. My Starbucks boyfriend the other day. I had to leave a little bit early because I had to take one of the kids to the dock or somewhere related to medical something. And I said, I've never met someone that goes to the doctor as much. Never. And I said, how many kids did you have? One? And I said, that's why. Yeah, one. You had one. I have 12. I have 12 and they're all sick at the same time with different things. So you have to go to multiple different doctors in the same pile of people. It's unbelievable. Anyway, blue is fine. The kids will survive. I'm next.

So I'm sure there'll be a best of running later this week because I have scarlet fever again or something. Some shit's going to happen. All right. Let's listen to us cuck some more merch and then we'll be back. We'll be back after this. Hey there, cats and kittens. It's Rachel. I have a terrible cold.

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The philosopher. Rom Doss. Rom Doss. There's a very popular reel going around where I reference Rom Dahl. Some people have corrected me. I'm like, I didn't do it verbatim. I said it kind of. People get so upset.

They're like, there's not exactly what he said. And they'd quote it. And I'm like, it's the exact same thing. It's the essence. Yes. Do you think I have the book sitting right next to me? Do you think we have references on the commercial break? Do you think it makes exactly right now?

Yes. Do I have to put it? bibliography together for my fucking book report dumb butts where to God people are crazy by the way the Instagram is is doing lovely lately so thank you very much everyone just jump on there and we'll we're going to do more stuff yes we're aware of it now we're aware of it yeah we're aware of it we're aware that we actually have to do stuff besides the actual show in order to make it live and breathe um so two things on that line number one on Friday we're going to to be doing Rally, L.A. Live streaming. We'll follow our Instagram for the exact timing of that.

We're figuring that all out right now. But if you want to jump on the streaming, but really, we're also then going to re-broadcast those episodes over the weekend. So we're going to watch the Rally L.A. Live in its entirety on Chrissy's 1992 DVD player attached to the TV. How we're going to do that? I don't know. I got to go buy more wires, probably. Probably. I can bring up my bag of cords. If you got a bag of cords, bring them up. I got a big bag of cords. Bring them up tomorrow, and we'll figure that on. And then we'll be rebroadcasting those episodes, Saturday, Sunday, and maybe Monday, depending on how long it goes.

So stay tuned to Raleigh L.A. Live. Chris and I break it all down. Rally, let's tell people exactly what Rally L.A. live is, because it kind of sounds like we're going to be in L.A. Okay. We're not going to be anywhere with a truck. This is not a radio. Yeah, turn, whatever you call it, a radio promo. A remote.

A remote. that's right radio remote though that's my next brilliant idea stay tuned to a remote from a boat

a remote on a boat that's what we should call it TCB's remote on a boat I like it remember that Brian remote on a boat remote on a boat I couldn't in the

notebook no don't do that because then it'll never happen so Rally L.A is part two of a series of movies

that were partially written directed by a guy named Rick Raina and stars Kenny Copeland, the preacher who blew away the coronavirus. You know, the Shammala Ding-Dong guy, our very first episode. That's right. At least the one you can hear, the very first episode. And he stars in this movie about a drug, like a cartel kingpin who uses the word of the Lord

to slay his enemies on the streets. You can only imagine how ridiculous this is. is ridiculous. And the fact that Kenny Copeland even agreed to be within 10 feet of this movie says everything you need to know about Kenny Copeland. He doesn't want to be a preacher. He wants to be a movie star. He's an actor. He acts up on the pulpit and in movies and on television shows that we have found that are equally as ridiculous. Like the reformed bank robber that goes around the Wild West and teaches children about the Bible through jail cell doors. I don't know. It's all fucking stupid.

So we are going to watch this movie, and I haven't watched much of it, but I will tell you, because I want it like a fresh perspective, but I will tell you right now, this is comedy gold. It's so poorly acted, so poorly written, so poorly directed, that there's nothing else that I can say, except you must listen or watch this movie with us in its entirety. We'll try and put it on YouTube, but of course, you know, I'll probably get copyrighted. But it's so ridiculous and so far flung that no streaming service will put it on that. We had to buy a DVD. Yeah, we had to buy a used DVD. They don't even make them new anymore. A used, and it was just, they just put it out in like 20, 23.

It's not like it was 50 years ago they had this. It's like I'm trying to find a Disney classic that's been in the vault or something like that. This is a fucking brand new movie that they can't even get a streaming services will literally, they would stream. If we gave Hulu the commercial break, maybe not Hulu, if we gave Pluto the commercial break and said we could sell advertising into it, they would give us a chance. channel on Pluto. That's how desperate they are for content. Not desperate. That's just the name of the game. That's what they do. Kenny Copeland, Venerable Preacher, and Eric Roberts, that guy who acts, I'm going to call him an actor, but the guy who acts, they can't even find someone to take this movie and put it on an OTT, a streaming platform like Pluto or freebie or whatever. It's

crazy. So we're going to watch it because I bought it. I spent $22 on it. Please help me pay it back by watching it with us this weekend. I dusted off the DVD player, literally, dusted it off. She brought a DVD player from 2006 so that we can watch them. Anyway, that's going to be Friday. We're really excited. Same day as the merch drop. Coincidence?

Probably not. So there you go. Think about that one. All right. Okay. Prof. I listen to Prof. G.

I love Profji. I think he's great. If you don't know Professor Galloway, you should listen to him. He is probably the most pragmatic man I have ever listened to in my entire life. love pragmatism. I do. It's my religion. I'm a pragmatic pragmatist. I'm a father, a son, a brother, a pragmatic pragmatist. I've been a fry cook. That was the original intro for the commercial break. Commercial rig, V1. Yes. V1.

Prop G was talking about podcasting, and the question was, do you make, someone had reported that he made $20 plus million a year on his podcast. Wow. He's got three of them, and they all broadcast on the same RSS feed. And so he went on, and as he always does, very honestly and earnestly, broke it all down on how he, in fact, makes more than $20 million a year on just his one RSS feed. And I was like, holy fucking shit. Yeah.

But when you have 20 million people that listen to you, it's, like, I think. It ups the game. It ups the game. Yeah. When people actually tune into your podcast, there's an opportunity to make money. But he was just sharing how this world has exploded and how it's its own ecosystem now. But he also shared that only the top, you know, three or four percent of podcasters actually make a living doing this. But those top three or four percent, they can do very well for themselves.

I'd like to share with Prof. G. If I might retort for one second as a guy who's... worked in the podcast business and as a podcaster, that there is this fifth percent that we sit in, which is where, yeah, we're going by. We almost make enough money to make a living with a little bit of help from loan sharks. And credit cards. And credit card debt. We have some listeners who pay attention to us.

And we don't have three podcasts, but we broadcast four days a week. So it's kind of like having three podcasts. And no episode is the same from episode to episode. No. I think you can give us that. At least we're bringing out fresh material. It may all be boring to everybody, but at least it's fresh. But I will say that there is this middle ground there, not the 3%.

And I don't even think it's 3%, prof. I think it's 1%. And I'm calling you prof. I know it's prof, but whatever, who cares. Whatever. Come, we're friends. Galloway, right? You and me? We're friends. Scott, come on, buddy. You and me? I thought we were friends. Why not? What happened? There's one percent that make the kind of money that you're making. And I am very happy to hear it because I think you deserve it. You're really have a fresh voice out there in a sea of shitty copycats. Then there's this two or three percent who are middle ground. They probably have more traffic.

than we do. They probably make, they best definitely make more money than we do. But they have this, they have ecosystems that live and breathe and they make, you know, a fairly decent living doing this. And then there is that 4 or 5 percent, which is the commercial break, where we make money doing it, but it all goes to debt service. Yes. Loan repayment. I guess I'll say this. I just wanted to give like a little further clarity to anyone that might have heard that and thinks for some reason that we might be making $20 million. I don't think anyone. who listen to the show. Thanks, we make $20 million. You should know we do not. But that kind of money can be made. And now there's all these podcasters out there that are fabulously wealthy. A lot of them clickbait chasing. They're rage baiting, essentially. And this brings up an interesting conversation that I will touch on. And I don't give a shit if you want to hear me talk about it or not. If you don't like when I talk about like just touch on the word politics or anything I've been to do with politics, turn it off now and tune back in tomorrow. There's this whole ecosystem of podcasters who cucked to politics during the last election cycle. They absolutely sucked the living dick out of one particular party because that's where the money was and that's where they went. And if you think it's for any other reason, there might be a few that are ideologically aligned, like the actual idealized, like the Charlie Kirk's of the world and those people.

But then there are podcasters just like Chrissy and I, who, jumped on the bandwagon because they saw that's where the audience was. They saw that's where the rage was. And they saw that's where the clicks were. And they saw that's where the money was. And then they went there. And now they regret it. And they are changing their mind left and right. They've drawn a line in the sand. Everybody's turning back. There's part of me that doesn't care how you got there. At least you're there. And then there's part of me that says you were part of the problem. Part of the reason why we are where we are right now in a fucking land of Gustavo, tactics and craziness.

And then part of me believes that it doesn't really matter at this point. At least we've changed our minds now. And I encourage those podcasters, any of them that happen to listen to the show or get word of it, I encourage you to continue to use your voice to speak out against which you see is clearly bullshit. This is crazy. We have people who are put donning masks and throwing people away. they're disappearing them, like the Irish troubles.

They can't be found. They don't know where they are. They won't tell you. They don't say their names. They don't belong to a particular organization. They're just showing up, rolling up, and throwing people into vans and then see you later. Hope things work out. There's a whole private prison system that's making money off of this.

No one seems to be leading the charge. Everyone, no one seems to know who's in charge or what's going on. No one even seems to know who these people are. This is Gestapo bullshit. And if you aren't scared of it, because you think that someone who broke a pretty simple law of jumping an imaginary line in the sand, that this is okay for this to happen, you are part of the problem. I don't believe people should get away with breaking the law either. But there are degrees of criminality. Some of these people, if they've done horrible things, do need to go to prison and we should spend our time, money, energy, and effort looking for it.

those people. Yes. Not the people who are working at the fucking McDonald's, cutting a lawn, working as a law clerk, getting an education. That is crazy business. And it is out of control. And no one seems to be able to stop it or get answers. Doesn't that scare you?

Read your history books. This has happened before. It's not going to happen. It is happening. And everyone who has a voice, speak up and do it now because that's the only way that these tiny-brained human beings that are leading this are going to understand is if people say, I don't like it and I won't follow you down the fucking rabbit hole because all they care about is the clicks. All they care

about is the money. All they care about is the power. And if people don't follow them down the rabbit hole, they have none of it. And they will change their ways. He doesn't care. He doesn't give a shit. He just wants to be popular. That's it. That's all he cares about. It's feeding his own ego. We got to speak up and do it now. Specifically, I think, about so many different things, but specifically about this. It's fucking scary. Watch the TV. It's scary. And it's not happening to some murderer, robber, rapist. Maybe some of those people are getting caught up in this. It's happening to children, to mothers, to fathers who have done nothing wrong, who have paid their taxes. who made a mistake, and now they should be given the opportunity to either leave and do it the right way or sit in front of a judge and figure out how they do it the right way. But they shouldn't be thrown into the back of a van by maskless, faceless, thugs who don't even give a shit. Throw them in the back of a van and then disappear them. It is insane.

And it is exactly what happened, exactly what happened, not too long ago. A little thing called Nazi Germany. It's fucked up. yeah to me i mean this is even more important than any epstein file well that too but you know what yeah that's that's what's getting all the attention right because that's conspiracy theories went wild and listen i don't believe i don't go down conspiracy rabbit theory rabbit holes but now i've seen enough evidence come out right that some shenanagan is going on with geoffrey epstein is that lady jelaine maxwell just got put in to a not a low security problem

prison got moved to a Margaritaville resort in Texas. Yeah. It's insane. She is a child sex trafficker. And she gets the kind of treatment that nonviolent white collar offenders get. Uh, that's against the law. First of all, someone bent the rules. Why is Trump's lawyer talking to that lady? Where are the Epstein files? Why are people redacting Trump's name from it? Why is Trump all the sudden so eager to make this all go away. Why are the Clintons now being subpoenaed to talk about the Epstein files? Because they're trying to take the attention. And by the way, if Clinton is involved in any of this shit, he should go down to. Absolutely. Absolutely. I don't give a shit. I don't give a shit about Hillary or Bill. And I don't give a shit about 13 year olds. I don't give a shit.

Go to jail. See you later. And if that's, if that's what it is, that's what it is. Democrat or Republican, I don't care. I don't give a shit about Democrats or Republicans. But if Trump is hiding all of this to protect himself or other people that he knows that are powerful and in powerful positions, this is not a conspiracy. This is the worst of the worst. They should redact the victim's names. They should put the files out there where the hard evidence is and denote where people are just friends with Epstein and people are involved with Epstein to make it clear to everyone. everybody that some people are just innocent bystanders who happen to know Epstein and they should release it and they should do it now. But that's not important because you know what's important? While you're watching the Epstein file bullshit, people are being thrown in the trunks of cars and taken to jail after jail after jail, moved around so lawyers can't find them. It's crazy.

It's crazy. This is not the United States of America. And it's going to continue. And it's going to get worse because they just got $148 billion to make it worse, $148 billion to do what? To build huge prisons where they can disappear anybody and everybody, including your favorite podcast host that no longer agrees with them. Guarantee that's next. Watch it. Watch it happen. Oh, Brian, you're being, they're being crazy. You don't know what you're talking about. Did you think this was going to happen nine months ago? Did you think this was actually going to be the result of what Trump was saying was going to happen? Guarantee you didn't. not you did not predict this outcome but everybody said it was going to happen and here it is it's

already happened fuck man yeah that's scary it makes me incensed it makes me incensed because i have children family relatives people who who are legally here who are citizens of the united states but they have friends and family and friends and family and friends and family and some of them are getting caught up in the bullshit and it's insane right it's insane now i don't know anybody that's been disappeared yet. No. But we know people in our community who have been disappeared. Yeah.

They have been right here where I live, not in this house, but in this community, taking people off the streets, people who contributed to my society, and fuck them. Fuck them. Yeah, it's happening everywhere. Yeah. And you don't have the balls to take your mask off. If you got the balls, did you throw people in the back of a van and disappear them, you should show your face.

We should know where you live. We should know who you are. We should know that you're in our community. We should be able to talk to you about it, face-to-face, mono-e-mano. That's the way it should be. I'm sorry. I just think that way. I'm speaking to you.

With my face uncovered, this is how I feel. So I'm sorry that some of you don't like it and don't think I know what I'm talking about. But I actually think I do. And just think for a minute. Go to bed. Go to bed tonight and wonder if that was your children, your cousin, your uncle, your best friend. Because I guarantee in your life you know somebody who may be. subject to this kind of treatment. And think about that person that you care about, having the

same thing happen to them because it may, it's likely, it will. We should all come together on this issue. I'm sorry, Chris. He gets on the same sense. No, I completely agree. And I just couldn't go one more day without saying something. And I don't care how the other podcasters got to this conclusion. Maybe the money isn't there anymore. It's not cool sentiment. They've decided they've come to some conscientious realization. I don't give a shit, honestly. Just keep speaking out. And then we can deal with the fallout later. We can go back and say you said this when, when, how, when, where later on, but to the Rogans and the Schultz and the Theo Vaughans of the world. Just keep speaking out. Just keep doing it. All right. Okay. Guess what? People are probably sick.

I'm sure everyone is tuned out by now. Do we just lose half our merch sales? We're always going to say. Merch Shop Friday. Merch Shop Friday. Rally L.A. Friday. But I do know a lot of you agree with me, too. So there you. I think so. I think the people who don't agree with me are the are the are the not the majority in our audience but I will say that you know we've had quite a few people sometimes when I talk about this they say you know I agree with you and then we have a few that say I don't know what I'm talking about I don't know what there is to know about what I'm talking about it's all the facts are out the facts are out there no matter which news organization you listen to like our opinion no this is happening yeah and no matter

which organization news organization you get your news from podcast whatever they're all pretty much in agreement. Some of them agree with it. Most of them do not. But, you know, everyone pretty much agrees on the facts. Mast, armed, military thugs showing up in neighborhoods and stealing people, kidnapping people. That's it. Yeah. That's how it goes. Merch shop Friday. One, two, three, be funny. All right, this Friday, shop TCB Podcast.com. 3am, the website will go go live that's 3 a.m. Eastern time midnight west coast the website goes live or at least

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