The Commercial Break - Backstage Passes To The 33P Show!

Episode Date: March 23, 2021

SHOW SUMMARY: Mom jeans, dad jeans, skinny jeans and good genes....it's an all out street fight for jean dominance and Bryan and Hoadley are discussing. Then Bryan recalls his favorite 90's outfit that he wore for all 13 years of the 90's. He touches on the band he named after a t-shirt and a 'member' and he asks the questions no one has been asking: How's your grooming down there?? LINKS: Watch this episode on Youtube Subscribe to The Commercial Break Podcast Youtube Channel New Episodes on Tuesdays and now Fridays everywhere! Text or leave us a message: +1 [phone] FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak @bryangcomedy @tcbkrissy Twitter: tcbbryan Facebook: The Commercial Break Podcast YouTube: Youtube.com/TheCommercialBreak Email: [e-mail]   A Chartable Top 100 Comedy Podcast #1 Trending Comedy Podcast Worldwide! (Chartable) An Apple Top 100 Comedy Podcast  Top 1% Of Downloaded Podcasts, Worldwide (ListenNotes) A Hot 50 Podcast (Podcast Magazine) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Settle down, settle down everybody. Thank you. Please take your seats. Okay, let's get started. Everybody. Thank you. Welcome to Crab Apple High. I'm Dandy Danderson. I'll be your host in MC for the 15th annual Crab Apple Talent Show. I'll be hosting for the third year in a row. I guess this is my penance for being the only openly gay person in this podunk town. Please quiet down. we're getting started. Thank you. Linda in the back. That means you. Okay, thank you very much. Now, we're going to start this off like we do every year with Mr. John Johnner since

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And they were like, oh, perfect. Perfect combo. Nicknamed for a dick in the number 33. 33 dick is what we should have called it. 33 shaft. 33 penis. Come on man, I just do this. Look at the genius in that.

Let's see if you can check out that D33 penis. 33 penis song is out. It's a new album itself. Hey man, are you gonna get some 33 penis tickets for tonight? 33 penis. I'm going backstage at the penis show I got so low I got so low I fell off the stage Actually moved back for the three people who are in the audience actually moved backwards

We moved backwards. That's the way. The three people who are in the audience actually moved backwards. They were like, you okay? You okay? Did we get that on video tape? Anybody got that on video tape? I want to submit it to America's Funny Some Videos. Yeah, on Tuesday we signed the walkway treaty of 2021, and now I want to make sure that

we're all feel comfortable with the pub conversation, which is a very important conversation, and I don't think we're having enough of in the United States right now. It really throughout the world. So this is the great pube debate of 2021. That's what I'm right here. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Ah! Woo! Bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-ada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-ada-bada-bada-bada-bada-ada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada Woo! Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don, don't, don't, don, don't, don't, don, don, don't, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, which is okay, which is all right. I mean, if you're gonna listen to children's music,

I guess let it be the Lorax. Because at least it's not the incredibly dumbed-down Mickey songs that just, if it really be obnoxious, they really get stuck in your head, and then that's all you're singing all day long. But I always am grateful when we're here in the studio that I get to listen to the commercial break theme music because I think it's very good.

I do too. It kind of sounds like a Saturday Night Live. Yeah, it's a little like late night show type theme. It's like a lot of saxophone and horns and up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up. I notice that it's tambourine too. There's a lot of tambourine. Yeah, more tambourine.

So there you go. I'm Brian. This is Chrissy Ann. Happy New Year. Welcome to the commercial break. Episode whatever it is. I'm not even sure why stop keeping track at some point. I just know that we have to come in here and record At some point I was like it got exciting in episode number 10 you were like wow or 10 episodes in and 20 and then 20 It was like wow 20 episodes in even at 25 or 30. I was like wow

We're really accomplishing something. And now I'm just like, I don't even know or care what episode that we're on. I do know that we're about a year in. That I do know, we started. Actually, this might be episode. I think it was maybe when we, yeah, this might be episode number 50.

I actually think it was March 14th, that we, or March 15th that we sent on our first episode. Okay. So this may be, this very well may be our year anniversary day. Thanks. Appreciate it. Look at that. I would have made a big celebration about it.

I know. I was expecting roses and a steak dinner. Roses and a steak dinner. I mean, give that to my wife. Our anniversary. We can get you some pew-boyal for your anniversary. I'm going to catch you. Hey, good to see you.

Whatever one I want. I suspect, I suspect and stay tuned. I suspect Dr. Henry Fonda is gonna show up on this episode because I know what we're talking about. We're getting into his expertise. Yeah. Which is you. And pew-boil.

Yeah, pew-boil, whatever that is. Talk about that. In a minute, tcbpodcast.com commas where you go you can find all the show notes Find out more about Chrissy and I and watch or listen to our entire library Well as many videos as we have up there anyway I think we started that like episode number 22 So you can and that's a rough cut man. That's not it's like it's like the director's cut of apocalypse now It's just a blood back

It's like the director's cut of apocalypse now. It's just a blood bag. That's all it is. It's like a shaky camera. I'm out of focus. Chrissy has lights coming everywhere from, I have no light. So I'm just like hidden in the background. It's awful.

And then Gustavo made like this atrocious like, I don't know, it's hard to, it's a frame. It's like a picture frame, but in bright orange, and then it's got to, it's a frame. It's like a, it's like a picture frame, but in bright orange, and then it's got the, it's just awful. Just go back and look at, listen, we were doing the best we knew how to do at the time. Yeah, and I'm not knocking Gustavo. I thought it was great at the time.

I was like, wow, that's super advanced. Look at that. He is advanced. It's like, and from where we are today, to where we were back, it's like looking at, it's like looking at local access television, right? And then now we're, I don't know. Step above.

Yeah, Woody Allen, from or something. Speaking of Woody Allen, have you been watching this documentary that's been going on? No, I want to, but when I started thinking about watching other days, I was like, yeah, it's depressing. Yeah, man, it's fucked up. It's really fucked up. Oh, let me finish this and we'll get to Woody Allen.

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us. And then the Comedy Podcast Club, which I started also, which is just a club dedicated to comedy podcasts. So there you go. So yes, I'm watching Woody Allen, this documentary, and it is kind of horribly depressing. And it is clear without probably any doubt, at least based on the information inside of the documentary,

I realize that's not a court of law. If any, if what they're saying is true, the documentarians, if what they're saying is true, the documentarians, if what they're saying is true, if the information is being presented in an accurate format, then Woody Allen's a fucking creep. Yeah. That's, I mean, it's pretty bad. It's like really bad.

I've read articles about it before and yeah, it seems bad. It was creepy to begin. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know when we all decided it was cool that he married his step. Well, that was gonna say, I remember back then. I remember thinking it was fucked up.

I was like, wow, you married your daughter? That's like, yeah. And I mean, okay, I get it. She's an adopted daughter, but she's still your daughter. Like, you knew her when she was, you were changing her diapers. And then to find her sexually attractive and then marry her underneath the nose

of your girlfriend at the time, probably should have been your wife, but never was. It's like super insidious. And why we ever, why society ever thought that was okay. And then people continue to work with him and defend him. It seems really like we missed the step there. Like we should shame on us. Shame on us. We probably should have known better. We let Woody get away with that one. And we were like, I know he's in love with it. Don't worry about it.

Well, that was as well as the guy who you're in love with. Yeah, but when it's your daughter, it's fucked up, man. It's off limits. It's off limits. So I say retroactively, I'm sorry. I always thought it was fucked up. By the way, I never thought that was a good idea. I never was one of those people that was like, oh,

you love who you love. I always thought that your stepdaughter was kind the way, I never thought that was a good idea. I never was one of those people that was like, oh, you love who you love. I always thought that your stepdaughter was kind of the thing that was all limits, right? I know that it's interesting in porn movies, but it shouldn't be interesting in real life. Like you shouldn't be able to marry your stepdaughter in real life. And so I just have to say sorry

to everyone that's been affected by this on behalf of the world. We shouldn't have let you get away with that. We should have known that. We should have known that. We should fell down the steps. That shouldn't have let you get away with that. We should have known. We should have fell down the steps. That's right. Speaking of moms,

what is up with mom genes? What is the thing about mom genes? Why am I seeing memes all over about mom? I don't know that they ever really went away. They were just moms. But now it's a thing. But now it's a thing. Listen, my wife's a mom.

She's incredibly attractive. And yeah, and she's incredibly attractive But she she tried mom jeans instead of just wasn't her thing. No, it's not flattering But it can be if you're like super young and that's the trend. It's trendy tall and yeah, I don't know I have no interest in fact. I'm sticking to my stretch pants I like your stuff. I think I think they're good I'm also sticking to my stretch pants. I like your stretch pants. I think they're good. I'm also sticking with my dad jeans

because I think they're just fine. They are. Here's the thing about fashion that I've noticed. Fashion and pop culture in general, it really is cyclical. Like it really is just the same, the same, the same fashion that keep coming back around over and over again. I've noticed now we're hitting into the 90s period, right?

Where people are going back to. Puffy sleeves. Puffy sleeves. A shoulder pad, bell bottom, pants. That's been updated, but it's the same shit. It's the same shit. I think I could be a fashion designer. It sounds like I, I think that seems like a really easy,

relatively easy job. Yes. I'm just gonna take all my old clothes out of the closet. I'm still wearing some shirts from 1990. I'm a few t-shirts that are from 1996. Then I'm still, I had a t-shirt that, man, I love that t-shirt, holy. I think I wore it six out of seven days a week.

I think I remember those t-shirts. I know. My wife, when she met me, she's like, we gotta get you a new shirt. Gotta get you a new shirt. Maybe a couple. Yeah. It's blurring.

I know when I went to the store and actually spent more than $60 on something, I was like, wow, this is what adults do. They actually go out there. But I had this t-shirt. It was orange. It was a basketball t-shirt. It was a woman's basketball t-shirt. It was a woman's.

But it was woman's basketball for a high school. I have no, I bought it at a threak shop. I have no idea. But it was a men's shirt. Oh, okay. It was like the coaches shirt or something, right? So it said, you know, mount, holy roller, whatever, basketball team, and then it had the number 33 on the front

and 33 on the back. And it was bright fucking orange, like commercial break orange. It was. Okay, don't remember that shirt. Yeah, I forgot. I throw it away. I had gotten holes in it by then, but I just loved that shirt. Were you attracted to the color or the number 33?

Both. Both. Yeah, I'm color blind, so the color stood out to me, a partially color blind. So the color was one I could see, and then 33 is always, I don't know, I mean, I named my band 33 Willie. She was the most ridiculous name in the history of bands, but I thought it was cool. I'm not sure my bandmates felt the same way, but I've really fought for that 33 really. I'm like, come on man, don't you get it? Number 33 and Willie. And they were like, oh, perfect. Perfect. Convo.

Nicknamed for a dick in the number 33. 33 dick is what we should have called it. 33 shaft. 33 penis. Come on that. Look at the genius in that. Let's check out that. Do 33 penis 33 penis song is out It's wrong. They're new elements up. Hey man, are you gonna get some 33 penis tickets for tonight? 33 P. I'm going backstage at the penis show Oh Oh, man, I got backstage is the penis. No way Man you go what meet me at ShakeDown Street at the penis show We're gonna about the bitch and breeders and blow and get into the backstage of the pee

33p look at that Oh, penis I love you penis This is my favorite band 33 penis It was ingenious. I don't understand my evil didn't get it at the time It sounds great at the time. I was young and we were stupid and The vans The vans sucked and that was affirmed by anybody who saw his live, including the guy who set us up. And the one lives the first live show we did when he was, and I was like, I need to check check. Is this thing on? Is this sound

check? No, it's not. I know the 20 people in the audience. Somebody was videotaping too. Somebody has videotaped this. I just, I remember, I don't know. Maybe it was my friend, maybe it was a guy that I was friends with in high school and they mic. Can you come document this? They mic. I went to a party one time.

Like I go to this party, I haven't seen some of these high school friends in years, right? And mainly because I was like, I don't know, like high school to me was, it was high school and when I left, I was done with it. I wasn't, yeah, I was a very popular in high school or whatever, but I had a couple of people that I knew that I was friendly with, so they invited me to some party. I can't even remember. This is years ago, like this has got to be 20 years ago now. And I walk into the party and they drummer for the for 33p 33p.

and they'd walk into the party and they'd drum her for 33p. 33p and his... You were already in a band with him? Yes, he plays sticks for the dicks. And he's like unbelievably, he goes, you know what I have in the car? The videotape of 33p, 33p and the first show. And I'm like, oh, really? I just want to like crawl die in the corner. And he's like, I'm going to go get it. And he plays it in this, I remember in this

room. And I mean, it was all of course it was. Yeah, of course it was. So we played one show and you know, that's the he had the show that we were actually live at this place called the rec room. And then he also had a show where we played a house party. Well, that house party was like at two in the afternoon to a bunch of high school kids. It was more really like a like a senior citizen retirement. I think it's good. It was somebody's parents are out of town, but there were like six people there. And I was just as if I was Jim Morrison himself,

just like, I just thought I was so dramatic. I was so dramatic. Oh, you talked to another episode about how you got really low. I got so low. I fell off the stage. People like lift you back up. They actually moved back. They moved away. The three people who were in the They actually moved back. They have to wait.

The three people who are in the audience actually moved backwards. They were like, oh, okay. Did we get that on video tape? Anybody got that on video tape? I want to submit it to America's Funny Some Videos. So then, I guess it was about a year ago, two years ago, we decided to go to Spain with my,

astronaut, I'm gonna take our, you know, normal yearly homage over to Spain. Yes. And I convinced my brothers to come along, which means that the whole green family, all the green boys are going to Europe. Yeah. I thought this was great.

I get into the hotel, we get there, we meet Kevin in Paris or wherever we met him. Oh, Barcelona. And Kevin goes, I got something for you. And he hands me a tape of one of the other bands that I was in. And I was like, and I don't have any of this. I have none of it.

I don't have any CDs, I don't have any tapes. I don't have anything of the old bands, right? And so he hands it to me and he's like, here you go, but I found this. And I was like, oh my God. So I'm literally running around Barcelona looking for a cassette player with heads, you know, like one of the mini cassette players

of the headphones unbelievably. Like a wash man? Yeah, like a walkman, unbelievably. They have a Walkman sales place on every corner in Europe. I'm like, what? I guess I guess CD technology hasn't gone out there yet. So I put that in and I were at a hotel one night and I'm like, I just reminisced about it.

It took me right back to where I wanted to throw this tape directly in the garbage. I was like, what a fucking bunch of horseshit, Brian Green. Why are you so dramatic and how, why are you singing so badly? I'm glad to play this. Ah! Ah!

Like a stone temple pilots and that guy from Creed mixed together. It's like, I'm dying on the floor. Bleeding out from my soul. I feel like my must play this. I never. Never. Never. No, first of all, I'm not even sure I own the rights to any of that. I don't know. I got kicked out of that band. I'm not even sure I own the rights to any of that music. Firstly, second of all, never wouldn't see the light of day. Never wouldn't see the light of day. But anyway, back to mom jeans. So I had this shirt.

You know what I used to wear with? I used to wear it with the big old bell bottom pants, the skater pants. Well, they were just straight leg, but big. But big, like, they weren't belled. What do they call them? The bell bottom ones are tight at the top. They call them hoopla pants or I forgot what they call Who put pants or parachute tight parachute Yeah, I would tighten at the bottom. So these were just these were just straight up straight leg but big straight

Or imagine a triangle Imagine a try if you put your legs together you would look like a triangle because nothing's better on somebody's body Yeah, nothing's better than a triangle. Imagine a triangle. If you put your legs together, you would look like a triangle. Nothing looks better on somebody's body. Yeah, nothing looks better than a triangle. It really looked like a skirt all the way down to your ankles, but you had two legs. But man, did you have a lot of room in those two legs? You were like, your balls were, everything was free, right?

And it was mainly for the kind of, it was like a little bit post-grunge, a little bit before blink 18unge, a little bit before Blink 182. In between this, I would say in a period between 1996 and 2000, be assured, 1990, maybe in between 1996 and 1997. I'm not even sure how long these plants lasted. But these pants were all the fucking rage. And it just blew up. Every kid, every guy, every girl was wearing them. Avril Lavigne was wearing them. The girl from No Doubt was wearing them. Gwen Stefani.

Yeah. Everybody's wearing them. I had gotten a hold of a pair in 1994, a little bit before this fashion. Yeah, I look like a fucking idiot though. I mean, everyone was like, what's up for those pants? And I wore those things everywhere. If I wore the T-shirt six out of seven days, I wore the pants seven out of seven days. So my combo was the orange, bright orange shirt with the 33 on it and these dark green, like camo green,

hoopla pants. It was just awful, hopefully. And then I had my Doc Martin boots on, right? So it was all and I'd have a big chain with my wallet. Yeah, because my wallet had zero credit cards. I probably didn't I couldn't drive. I didn't have a license. There was zero cash in there. Right, but I don't know why, but I had the, I just thought it was the coolest thing in the world. So here's when I realized that maybe it was time to change up the wardrobe.

At least this is my first iteration of changing up. This is like when I turn 18 years old. I had gone to like a few fish shows throughout the country with some friends. And I go to one of these fish shows. Let's say we're on fish show number seven for the year, the summer or whatever it is. And I go and some girl comes running up to me and she's like, Brian, I've seen her show number two. Yeah. Brian and I'm like, hey you don't even really remember. And she's like, oh, I'm so glad to see you. You know, it's, you know, fishy dishy. Run like an antelope out of control, whatever.

Will, son. So I'm like, oh, that's great. How did you even recognize me in this crowd of tens of thousands of people? And she's like, you're the 33 shirt guy. And I was like, oh, and she's like, you're the 30, everybody knows you're the 33 shirt guy. You guys wear in the 33 shirt with the green pants and dog Martin boots that you're

thing. So I changed it up. I took off the dog Martin's and I wore sandals for the rest of the tour. With the big pants. That's right. Oh, there are no pictures that exist at this time period in my life. But if there were, I mean, somebody who's got to have a picture of it, but it was the most ridiculous thing I would have to say ever.

And I just thought I was the shit. Oh, yeah. I knew that I had to change something about the wardrobe, but then being the 33 shirt guy was kind of cool. And then people would say they'd be like, 33 shirt guys. 33 dude. When I say people, I say probably one person, one other person. No one really knew me I was like an outsider at those fish shows because everyone was you know

They all knew the callbacks like Yeah, and I'd be like And he said, trippin' on acid. Much rooms. What do we say? And I don't know, I don't even know what they say. I'm all fucked up. And then, you know, when you say, run like an antelope out of control.

And for those of you that don't know, fishers like this, jazz fusion, rock fusion band. They're a great band. They're a great band. They're incredibly talented. And I love their music. I really do. And the live shows were a ton of fun

But it was kind of like one big inside joke in that like 1996-78 time period as the shows were one bit inside joke everyone had made up terminology and they don't talk to each other Yeah, it's a little good. Yeah, no, no, and fission fingered it fingered it fingered it fingered it fingered it No, I don't want to finger it, but the fuck is that? I'm gonna stick my finger in your drugs and then put it in your mouth for you. I put this finger up a guy's ass last night and gave him a prostate massage.

Fingitip, fingitip. Fingitip. Pfff. Ah. Pfff. Oh. And then like, you know, and so fish would sing parts of these songs and people had actions or words that they would say back to fish.

Oh, okay. Yeah. Right. They were just singing along. They were like, it was a callback. Yeah, it was a callback. Like, so they, you know, Wilson, the song, Wilson to be done. Dada. Wilson. Right. But for, for years, I thought they, they were saying, we're done. That's what I thought they said. And so I was like, we're done. And in my LSD ridden brain, I thought that meant,

like, you know, we're done with society, man. We're pushing it away, right? And I thought that was so genius until I said that heard they said Wilson. And I was like, the beach ball from that movie, Wilson, Tom Hanks friend. I really, I really, I do really have a volleyball in my mind. And then they would sing a song called Run Like An Anilup. And so it would be like, Run, Lock An Anil, Lo, Bada, Control. And the entire

crowd would start running in a circle. Yeah, and I'd get knocked over every time. And I was, I felt like somebody had shot a gun or something. I'd like run to the exit. I'd go to the bathroom and hide. There we go. With your pants. I actually thought there were analogue in the crowd. Oh.

So I had these pants, and you know, I just decided, well, if I got to change something, that mind will be the shoes. And when I took those Doc Martin's off, I realized just what a stink I had been causing. Those Doc Martin's had seen their better days because I think for the last four shows of the fish, you know, mini tour that I went on, I wasn't wearing socks because it was hot in the middle of the summer.

Oh, honey. I just took it. Oh, God. Yeah. Surprise I ever got laid. I just wasn't. Whoo. What does that smell?

It's my feet. It's Wilson. Wilson. And then the girl would go, we're done. We're done. It was almost as if I had set that joke up. It was almost as if I was a standout comedian

set that joke up. If only some other people would get to the hint. Right? We'll get back to you on that inside joke. Okay, so, you know, mom jeans, they're here to stay, everyone's going, you know, I guess the millennials, this is the coolest thing to do right now

is the mom jeans, and then there's apparently an argument going on online about mom jeans versus like slutty genes, right? The tight, slutty genes, the skinny genes. So the gen zers or the millennials are wearing the mom genes or maybe it's the gen zers and then they're yelling at the millennials because they're saying to the millennials,

you know, you're wearing slutty genes, right? And so it's this whole thing going back and forth. There's like a meme war going on online. I'm sticking to my stretch pants. Yeah. I'm bringing back the belt. I'm bringing back the hoopla pants. You should.

Oh my God. Can you imagine? I'm going to find an exact same pair. They're out there. They're making them again. Yeah. There was one company that was making these for like years because no one was buying them. I mean, you just wouldn't put them on.

It's just not a thing you would do. But now there's a couple of companies that are making them. It's coming back. Mark my words. The kids will be wearing these dumb pants one more time. And I can't say anything about it because I've worn for at least four years. I love wore the same pair for at least four years.

That's like the Z-Cavaritis. I remember having that. What is a Z-Cavaritis? They were like, yeah, they're a brand. I was like pleated at the top. And then they're kind of puffy in the thigh area and then the slim down in the ankle. I'm kind of puffy in the thigh area too.

Apparently they're making it come back as well. So the Z Cavaree cheese. I'll have to remember that. We'll see if, if hoed these prediction comes true. Okay, yeah, we're gonna monitor it. What I did find when I was looking, you know, I'm on the internet 24 hours a day keeping eye on things for the commercial break here.

I'm like the gatekeeper of the internet. And like the monitor of the internet. And what I found was something so fantastic, so incredible that everyone's getting one and they're stocking this year from the, if you're getting a commercial break, Christmas card, you're also getting this gift. What is that? Pew gift. Pube oil.

Oh, yeah. Which we were just talking about. There is a thing called pube oil, and it is all the rage apparently. And that sense with like beard, speared oil. There's beard oil. And talking to each other. Yeah, which is like avocado, juice, and coconut.

You probably smell like shit after putting some of that stuff in there, but whatever. Or maybe not. Maybe it's, it's sent in. I don't know because I haven't gotten any. I'm looking to buy some immediately, the pu-boil, but apparently it's so popular that it's sold out in places. Really?

And what it is is this literally oil that you put in your pubes for conditioning. Makes it soft. It makes sense actually. I guess. But pu-boil is like, pubes are not supposed to be soft. That's not the point of a pu-but you're supposed to be able to tell the difference between head, hair, and pew-hair, that way you know where you're at and the dark.

That's why I think God made it that way. That's a good thought. Do I have my head on her head or am I down in between her legs? Well, it's tough, it must be pew-hair, right? What is your standard what is your? Standard on man's gaping. What do you like? What do you like in a man? Yeah, man's gaping is a necessity I believe you like like straight bald or you like a little puff in your stuff like a little trim a little

Trim just yeah, you know keeping it a little a little twaft of hair A little twaft I've got a little foe hawk. I just I you know Michael Blue Bay's hair. Yeah, I kind of groom. Oh, imagining that my penis is Michael blue. That's right. I call it the blue blade. I'm sure he would be so honest. It's just a tough to curly hair. That's a little pew-boil on it. Nice. I blow dry it. Oh, okay. You know, I use the curling blow dryer. You know what I'm saying? The kind you see on TV.

That's the brown brush. And I'm just down there. Yeah. What does Michael Blueblasting have? Your self-a-married little Christmas. Oh, he's a career. May your pubes be right. Soft.

There's not a word that rhymes with salt. I like it. Yeah. I mean, it's a great thing. If your girl don't like it, then you can jack off and have yourself a pubie little Christmas now. Nice. So you do that.

Yeah. I think man's gaping is a necessity. I do too. I think everybody's a different degree of escaping. But I think everybody does it to a degree. I am a naturally, incredibly hairy human being. It's just except for on the top of my head, which is the unfortunate part. But I'm not as bad as some people, right?

I don't have like a whole back carpet going on. But I, you know, I'm a hairy guy. That's what it is. And so I didn't really warm up to landscaping till like maybe in my early 30s. And then I like kind of warmed up to the idea. I was like, huh, yeah, I'm not sure this is a great look. I'm not sure this is a great look for me. Can't even see my penis. So small. And then you got all these cubes. Well, good. I'm glad you wore this. Yeah. It looks like one of those little roly poly toys hiding in a bush out in front of your house. You just pop up everyone's. Oh, there it is.

Oh, hey, there it is. I thought that was lost. Wait, wait for it. Wait for it. Hey, I just spit it you and go back down and that's that's it That's it do you ladiescape of course you ladiescape you have to do yeah, and again It goes it is a whole degree of on the spectrum because I know a lot of people a lot of women Had the electrolysis done to where there's no hair whatsoever gone forever So I know I heard Chelsea Haydenler talking about it one time did she get the electrolysis done to where there's no hair. And it's gone forever. Gone forever.

So I know I heard Chelsea Haydenler talking about it one time. Did she get the electrolysis? She did and she was like, I wish I hadn't done it. Now I'm looking for a pub wig. Mm-hmm. I need like a little something to put back down there. I went down a whole rabbit hole last night

about pub technology. I mean, I was just like, I was all about pubes last night. I was like, I really wonder, I've never really taken the time to get in, to dig in and figure out how we feel as society is about pubes. What do the kids think about it today? Why do we feel like we need to trim it? Why do we keep it rough?

The thing is, apparently pubes are back in a big way. And we're not talking like a little pubes. We're talking like full 70s bush. Yeah. Runs down the middle of of your leg kind of thing, right? Where if you're wearing a bikini down the street, it's just like pine straw coming out of a pine straw coming out of a bathing suit. That's a little much, but hey, there are pictures of it on the internet. There are like lots of it. I don't know if you remember, but the black crows who were rock band, Southern rock band here in Georgia,

they had an album called Amorika. It was like their third album. They were incredibly popular at the time, and they put a cover together, a disc cover, CD cover, that had, it was a picture of a girl from belly button to say the bottom of her pubic bone. So, and she was in a bikini,

an American flag bikini. And at the top of her pubic bone. So, and she was in a bikini, an American flag bikini. And at the top of the bikini, which was cut very low, was coming with pubic hair, right? And so, it was a big fucking deal. It's big fucking deal. Now, now, like, now you put that on your Instagram. Exactly. That's on your Instagram. Look at my pubes. Yeah, it makes no difference.

Or got my pubes. It makes a difference. So what's hot right now, apparently, what's trending with the kids, is just to keep it rough. Keep it rough and ready. Natural, on natural. Yeah, now, I don't know that far, because I know that sometimes pubes can be a little,

can get a little unsanitary, and you'd kind of have to work your way through the pubes to get to stuff, but I'm not opposed to, oh, natural, at all. Absolutely not. Just give it a haircut every once in a while. Yeah, just. You don't need to give it a shave.

Just give it a haircut. Just trim it. Yeah, go to the pub barber and get yourself a, yeah, but there are plenty of people who I would say that's probably think the exact opposite. That absolutely no hair should be found anyway. I know some people that think that, yeah. You do. These women are these men. Women.

Okay, we're gonna put it in our computer and... BEEP! BEEP! Lock that in. Lock that in. So men, do they think, wait, they think they should have no pubes or they think the woman should have no pubes? I'm assuming they like one.

They don't want hair on themselves, they don't want their partner to have hair either. So it's all personal preference. It's all personal preference, but... I feel like you should work that out with your person. Yeah, with your person, I'm just opening up the conversation because I think it's something in America we should be talking about. Last week we signed the, yeah, on Tuesday we signed the Walkway 3D of 2021.

And now I want to get, I want to make sure that we're all feel comfortable with the pub conversation, which is very important conversation. I don't think we're having enough of in the United States right now. And really throughout the world. So this is the great pub debate of 2021 happening right here. Now listen, I say if you want to go rough and ready, go rough and ready.

Just give it a haircut every once in a while, right? You don't have to go shaving it or making it stylish or you don't have to make it into a triangle. Yeah, braiding it. None of that stuff. You don't have to put a pub jewelry in, which by the way, pub jewelry exists just to let you know. Not my thing, but if you want to go pubed jewelry, you want to have a couple of how does the jewelry stay on? You tie it to the pubes. So it's like a little like a little ponytail. Yeah, it's almost like a little earring that just kind of dangles from your pubes. Now, I don't know what the mechanics of that are. I

don't know what situation that comes into. Oh, it stays. Yeah, but then they have like, they also have pubes stuff for men too. No, that reminds me, bikini waxing, you know, had for a while there, you could get bejeweled. Bejazzled. Bejazzled. The vajazzled.

The vajazzling was a thing. I tried the vajazzling. Did you really? And what is that? Were you like stick things to your vagina? Like stick. Well, they put it on. Yeah, it's like the sticker, it's like a little jilt,

jules, you know, after they take all the hair off then they put some, some little jules in. Now, do they put it at your top of your pubic bone or are they putting it like on the, no, top of the pubic. Minora, Miniscus or whatever it is. But then they, I was all excited, Jeff and I were first dating and I was like,

look what I did. Oh. Was it exciting to him? And then he fell, yeah, I I mean I think he was just excited that he liked it whether or not Agil Ray on it. I feel like if there was I feel like this is the song Jeff was was think was humming in his head.

I'm going to get laid. Look at your pussy juice. Yeah, what are we waiting for? Let it stay on for very long, you know. No, they fall off after a minute. Yeah. But, but, but, Jazley, listen. I tried it. Now, here's the thing about, so we know that people like to go on natural.

We know that's becoming a thing. But then there's the opposite, which is slicked clean, right? And so some people get the laser treatment or the electrolysis, or they just wax or they shave it or whatever it is. Now, I used to be opposed to this, actually. I know I'm probably on the outside, but I used to be opposed to this

because I just thought like, since that it was a bit creepy, like to think of, you know, this is completely hairline. Yeah, because we think of like growing into mature, like puberty, aft-post puberty. I have all that same vein. But I've warmed up to it.

I've warmed up to it in the sense that, you know, whatever, it's just a fucking pubestyle. It's not like, that doesn't mean you're a fucking asshole. You know, it doesn't mean you're a pedophile because you happen to see somebody without pubic hair, right? But I don't go that far with the man-s gaping because I feel like that is for a man that looks really strange. It's just my personal opinion.

I absolutely know if you would care. Plus, I want something for reference since my penis is so small. I want a reference point. I want to give it a little bit so that you can see it's like, it makes it look bigger. Right.

It comes out of the picture. If it's bald, it's like, wow, that really makes it small. Yeah. Nick had it afraid. Oh my god, that's a good one, holy. Thanks.

Thank you. Thank you for showing up to the show today. I really appreciate it. That was a good joke. Hand him out. Hand him out. Hand him out. And see you later. Bye. Thanks, everybody. Thanks for coming to the show. Here's my doctor of film music.

Can't talk about Dr. Fu and Dr. Dr. Can't talk about Dr. Phil at any point. But I, you know, I think that as far as pubes are concerned, it should really be managed by your own expectations. What do you like? What's your thing? I think we should be able to get as creative as we want with pubes.

So if we want to hang jewelry off of our pubes, it's your hair. It's your hair. It's your hair and pop it your head. You can do whatever you want. Do whatever you want. And I, it's your body. I imagine this summer we're gonna be seeing

a lot of the young fresh faces just hanging out with like I had to see the new style the bikinis continue to get smaller and the pubes continue to get bigger So at some point we're gonna run into pub meets tiny bikini, right? And then it's gonna and maybe it'll just be a thing that we just all kind of like like oh look something different There's her pubes or oh look he's got his Dick hanging out that's probably not correct. We should look, he's got his day hanging out. That's probably not correct. We should probably ask him to put his dick back. Yeah.

I saw they had like a, when I was looking up pub jewelry, right? Because I saw it with pubes. I was like, oh, pub jewelry. Let me see. They have man pub jewelry, which is kind of like a cock ring. Okay. And then, but you, it has like little sticky things and you stick it to your pubic bone.

Okay. And then there are spikes. Oh. So like kinda like the spiked bracelet that you would wear or the spiked jacket, it spiked. And I guess it's for SNM purposes. Yeah, like when you're getting at it, it hurts.

Yeah, you just, you kinda, you make people bleed. You impale them while you're having sex with them. Wow. Listen. I'm gonna stay away from that one. I'm gonna touch that one with not gonna touch that one of the 10 foot pole or one one inch pot penis 33 penis coming back in style

33 penis I wish I had named it 33 penis now. I actually think I would have more people show up at the show hindsight is always fun to talk. Instead of Willie, just go ahead and go for the penis. It's, you know, Hindsight is always 20, 20, and unfortunately I just didn't think about it back then. No. So yeah, I think to put a stamp on the pub conversation, which we're happy to continue

here at the commercial break. You want to hit us up at 470-470-5848-449. Let us know how you feel about pubes or how you're keeping your pubes groomed. We'd love to hear from you. No pictures, please. No pictures, I'm married. I don't want my wife going. Yeah, throw in the picture. What happened here?

Yeah, just words. Just working, ask. If you want to do a drawing, yeah, just working. If you want to do a drawing, like a hand drawing with a pencil and like a coloring book or something like that, drawings are okay. Pictures know if you want wanna like put a schematic together and if you're like one of those people

who's really good with Excel spreadsheets and can put diagrams together, do a diagram, I'm okay with that. Send it over to 470-5848-449. We're gonna tally it up and then we'll let you know what happens. Where's my beep, buh, buh, boop, boop, boop. I bet we're gonna find. I bet we're gonna find is that more people right now are going onatural

than going at some version of Baldr trimmed. Because of the pandemic. If they're single, they're like, well, what the fuck? Why do I even worry about it? Yeah. And if you're married, you know, like I like demand scape like once a month, I go like full body man scape and then I cut my hair in my face once or twice a week.

That's how much I'm managing it. But during the pandemic, I kind of, I did still did the hair on the face, but I kind of let the body go for like two, maybe three, maybe four months because I was like, well, what the fuck, I'm not gonna let the body go for like two, maybe three, maybe four months, because I was like, well, what the fuck, I'm not gonna go see anybody. It's not like I'm gonna be anywhere. I should think differently about that.

I should think that I should keep up appearances even when it's just astered, because I want her to still find me very attractive. Yes. I'm not sure she found me very attractive in the first place. I'm not sure of my, I think it's my award-winning personality that got to her. Probably not my Jason Stadam like looks. I'm coming for my, I think it's my award-winning personality that got to her. Probably not my Jason Stadham like looks.

I'm coming for you Jason. By the way, most people think I do not like Jason Stadham. That was the, I made mention a couple of episodes ago, probably like six episodes ago to go. I can't remember who he is again, sorry. Jason Stadham is the guy that's in all those movies. He's the British guy that's in the movies. He's bald and he looks like me. Just the British guy that's all in the movies. He's bald and

He looks like me. Oh, just imagine me just imagine me in the movies. Okay, you know that I'm bad with names and connecting them to the face so so listen So I made mention that I look like Jason Stadham to which my wife and Gustavo replied here's a here's an Instagram post making fun of you for saying And the consensus was you do not look like Jason Stadham. But I- What do you remind you do? No, I'm just telling you what other people have said to me. Like, I never thought I looked like Jason Stadham.

Other people did. And then he's so handsome that I agreed with him. Right. I was like, oh yeah, he is pretty handsome and so am I. So that's a good one. 4705848449 Text leave a voicemail Stay in text messaging rates do apply at the commercial break on Instagram

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