The Commercial Break - Barbecue Bargain Lap Dance

Episode Date: November 24, 2023

“It’s not something a customer would do. It’s something a guy who bangs hot chicks would do.” -John Anthony Lifestyle, 2023 Crumbl cookies Audio Scavenger Hunt Wow can’t believe I’m (Christina) not allowed to play!!! This is a scam!!!!! Bryan’s front door troubles Bryan’s kids are buying so many movies Back to John Anthony Lifestyle How to Get Strippers Don’t give them attention, and don’t fall for the attention they give you What's your name? Who gives a fuck?! That ass looks pretty crazy! How To Attack Quality Girls He loves a barbecue Don’t act like you want to be there Haggle for a lap dance You know she can balance a cup on her ass? Be the last call guy LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Call 626.ASK.TCB3 and leave us a voicemail Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Producer & Audio Editor: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D**

I wonder what people like about me. Probably my jugs. On this episode of the commercial break. You're gonna know my barbecues. How much is a lap dance? $30.20. No, it's $30.15. Says right here in my notes. for my John Anthony e-book.

15 to $20. Take it or leave it. Take it or leave it. Why you're at it? Go get a receipt from the bar, because I need your phone number. How do I do with the management to find out? Don't mind the blue paint. It'll overwash off. The next episode of the commercial break starts now.

Oh yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is the master of Marmalade. Chris enjoy, only best of you, Grizzet. Best of you, Brian. And best of you, I'll be there in the podcast universe. For our Thanksgiving, one of my brothers brought over crumble cookies. Oh, yeah. Have you had the crumble?

I like the crumble. They are good. Man, that shit is good. Good, good, good. You don't have crumble cookies where you live. That sucks. Uh. Ha.

Move. That's what I'm gonna say. Crumble cookies is like a designer cookie place, but they sell these huge cookies and they are almost exclusively delicious. I mean, depending on what flavor you like, they're delicious and they change the flavors every day and it's very good. So every week I think.

So this week they, so Kevin brought over some cookies, but there's always like the one stinker in the group. Like if you ask for like a mixed cookie box, you always get the one stinker, the one they can't give away. So they just put it in the mixed boxes. And this one was like sugar marmalade. And it had orange marmalade or tangy marmalade. I don't even know what marmalade is, but it is so thick. You can't get it off the top of your mouth.

It's like, it's like a peanut butter consistency. It's gross. I don't like marmalade. I can say right now, I'm not a marmalade fan. Yeah. I don't know what it is, but I'm not a marmalade. I can say right now, I'm not a marmalade fan. Yeah. I don't know what it is, but I'm not a marmalade. And what's the difference between a marmalade and a jam?

Is there a difference between marmalade and jam? I don't know. It's gotta be the consistency, I would imagine. Yeah, one is made with, I don't know, poop or something. I'm made of light. Sure, it's a mint. Yeah, like, I don't know, super cool or something,

it's disgusting, I don't like it, but that was the stinker in the group. However, given how good the base cookie is, the sugar cookie, I just decided to scrape the marvel and I'll throw rest of it. I don't know if it else likes marvel, because yay, get in it. Is that the trick? Wanted to give away some more information

about our audio scavenger hunt that is coming up in December. So if you don't mind, I'll give away a few details here on the show today and then we'll remind people as we go along. The TCB Holiday Audio Scavenger Hunt goes like this. In episodes, 300 through 350, we are going to drop audio clues inside 10 of those episodes. Those audio clues will be obvious if you're listening

to the show, they were like literally break in the middle of an episode. And you will have to determine what the audio clip is and how it fits together in the puzzle. You will have one month and four days to do this. We're gonna start on December 5th. We'll do it when we start season. We'll get, we'll announce who wins. And maybe we'll bring, even try and

see if we can bring them on the show. And we'll do that in the second week in January, as we begin season number five. And we will give away a thousand dollar gold dot gift card. Only, you can only use it at Krispy Kreme Hallehr. So I hope you like donuts. Or crumble cookies. Or crumble cookies. The go.gift card is an American Express gift card. You can use it for anything.

I know it's after the holiday, but everybody needs a little cash after the holiday too. And I want to do it at the end of the season leading up to the new season so that we have a little excitement when we come back because the normal commercial break episode is like Marmalade. It's the top of your mouth and it's not very good. So that is how it's going to go. That is the minutiae of it. As we get toward the end of season four, we will give you a few additional clues here on the shows to help you prod you along in your little puzzle that you're trying to put together. So if you want a thousand dollar gold dot gift card,

start paying attention to episodes 300 through 350, you'll have to download them, listen to them, and I don't know, put it on 3X, and see if you can, listen to it, and see if you can hear what the little audio goes on. It's gonna be a ton of fun, and Christina and I are working on that. As we speak,

Christina are an audio producer here at the commercial break, overall producer. She does a lot of things. But it's with such a small team, we all do a lot of things. And as you can tell, by the level of quality of this show, there's a lot to be done.

I literally walk into the studio and think about what I'm gonna say in two seconds before we turn out the microphone. But that is the audio scavenger hunt, the TCB audio scavenger hunt. We are super excited. We would love you to be the winner. So episodes 300 through 350, you cannot start downloading until December 5th because they will not be in there until December 5th.

So don't start downloading them now. Get ready for December 5th. And then you can start downloading those episodes listening to them putting the clues together. You cannot work for the commercial break and win the gold dot gift card. Christina, sorry. I think she's going to tell her best friend. Wait, hold on one second. Now I'm on to something. Christina is going to tell her best friend that she's going to try to get her best friend to win it. So Christina, you or anybody you know, out on your friends list or your followers, you're not allowed to play, you two team, you two.

Tina and Hullley and everybody else. It's right. But we're super excited to give away the $1,000. So go and do that. Okay. Out the door to a birthday party for one of the children's friends the other day. We got this wonky front door.

Like we've renovated this house 12 times, we've kept the same door. I'm not really sure why. We've promised ourselves over and over again, let's get a new front door. A couple hundred bucks at fucking Home Depot. I don't know why I don't get a new front door, but I just don't get a new front door. It's a piece of like aluminum, but it's very heavy and then it's got dense in it. I don't know. People trying to break down the door, the police serving a warrant. I'm not sure then it's got dense in it. I don't know. People trying to break down the door, the police serving a warrant.

I'm not sure what happened before I moved in here, but there's some dense in the front of it. And therefore, the door is kind of closes awkwardly. You know, you come in, right? Closes awkwardly. But it's always worked and we've never had a problem. Until a couple of months ago when we started to notice that on occasion, we have a deadbolt lock and a nest lock, and then we have an actual just regular door handle with locking mechanism

on it. And on occasion, even when it's unlocked, that door handle, it'll get stuck. Like you can't open it. You have to jiggle it, wiggle it, you know, pull it, push it, whatever, right? And so this sometimes causes a little drama when you're trying to get into the house, but within 15 or 20 seconds, you should usually figure it out, open it up. And I'm not sure if the door has a personality

or what's going on, like, is having a bad day. I don't know, I have no idea. But it just like sometimes is hard to open and then on occasion, it's never, it's not hard to open. It happens every once in a very blue moon. It's the weather. Could be. I think it has something to do with the way that the door closes.

There's like maybe something's wrong with the internals and like if you slam it too hard or I don't even know. Good for see. I buy in. And by the way, Daniel told me get a new fucking door. Get a new fucking door handle. What are you doing, kid? You know, you're going to lock yourself out of the house one day.

So we're on our way out of the door to go to the kid's little party. And guess what? The door, answered forget something. I run in to go get it, and the door will not open. I'm there for like a four minute, then two minutes,

then three minutes, then answered comes. And she's trying to do it. And I say, the door is locked, and she goes, no, it's not, and I go, the door is locked. We've never had this much trouble opening it. Somebody, one of those kids locked the fucking door. I promise you one of those kids was playing with the door and locked the door.

No, it's not, no, it's not, no, it's not. So we're in this little argument while we're trying to open the door. Kids are in the car, cars are running, you know, the whole nine yards. Oh yeah. And so I go back into the tool shed where I have no clue what any of these things do,

but I recognize a hammer and then I get a towel so we can get better grip on it, right? Like one of those, like, grippy towels. Grippy things, yeah, grippy towel. So we get a bit of grip on it. So I figure, well, I'll hit it with a hammer a couple times and then I'll see if I could just like twist it up, which is not an actual thing that works. It's just Brian has no idea what any of the other tools do, so I don't know how to do anything.

So I'm just like, well, these are the two most useful things. I see, let me bring it back and show Astrid. I think a dog would just kill the squirrel. I bring it back and then they could, yeah, I found this. Astrid's like, put it back where you found it. It's like, I would tell the dog if she brought a squirrel, all right, put it back where you found it. So I come back from the shed, from the pool shed,

and I go to walk around the front of the house, and I see Astrid's body dangling out one of the windows. She's so tall, she's managed to live herself up into one of the windows, but she's kind of stuck her little leg, another little leg, or long leg, is like kicking out the window. What are you doing? How did you open that?

And she goes, it's open. And I go, our front window is open. Great. Yeah, great. What are we paying this alarm company for? Got the fucking windows open. So she goes into the house. I'm there banging the door with a fucking hammer.

I'm going to doubt. I know. And that's her comes to the front door and she opens it. She goes, it was locked. I was like, set up a bit. Those kids, I don't know what I do about this one. They're now old enough to open up the doors on their own. They lock the doors for fun. They do all of this crazy shit, like the one time

Matthias came in here, of my son came in here and he erased the entire roadcaster that took me a year to figure out. Mattias all the sudden was Mr. Roadcaster and he deleted it. He deleted everything on it. I don't even know how to do that. How he did it. I have no idea, right? He comes the other day, Astrid was working on something and one of my kids goes on to her computer and erases everything that she's been doing. I know, it's like such a nightmare. These kids, as they get older, the 18 of them, as they're getting older, they are getting

sneaker, smarter, and more mischievous. And I don't know how to handle it quite frankly. I'm not really sure. I go into the car and, you know, I try and be a calm parent, right? I don't like all the yelling and fronting. Thank you very much. And I say, I say hey guys listen before we go to this party you cannot play with the doors please don't play with the doors don't lock the doors what is locking it's when you turn the little thing the handle no the little thing on the

inside where you lock it the handle no the little thing I the inside, where you lock it. The handle? No, the little thing, I'll show you when we get home. When? When we get home. When are we gonna go home? We haven't even left yet. All I'm asking you to do is lock the door. Okay, can I have candy? No.

But I want candy! It's a whole fucking thing, I'm just trying to tell you not to lock the door. Please don't do that. Mom and dad, it costs a lot of money. It's about to call that fucking locksmith who took me for $1,400. I refused to pay him. I refused. I outright refused to pay him. That's who put the door handle on there. The new door handle was a fucking guy, motherfucker. He somehow has a remote, he keeps on locking it on the app. I have a little bit of this. I really don't know how to handle this. I really don't know how to handle all the mischievousness

that's going on inside of the house. They hide the remote controls, they change things. They're buying endless amounts of direct TV, I love you. I love you so much. I love you so much. I love you so much better than the other cable company we had, which I won't mention by name. You are so awesome in every way possible. And I love your service.

Not having the ability to take paid movies off of your system is not one of the things that I love. The only thing that I can do is put parental controls on every fucking channel. So that I would have to type in a code every time I want to switch the channel. That is completely inconvenient, and I'm not gonna do it. So rather than that, I just let my kids continue

to buy movies that they don't need. We have the movie trolls on seven different platforms. And yet one of my children thinks they still need to buy another version of trolls. I keep explaining it's the same movie. No, they're ones on Netflix and what's on Amazon? It's the same movie. It doesn't matter where you watch it. One's on Amazon and one's on Netflix. But watch it on Amazon. We already I don't want to watch it. I want a Netflix show. It's the same thing. No, it's not. It's the Netflix. It's the Netflix, it's the Amazon, it's the Amazon.

Oh my God, child. I have a hundred and eighty dollar paid movie bill from last month. Oh God, just the movies. Chrissy, I go into my purchases. I have no idea what these movies are. I have no idea. It's like one starring Corey Hame from 1997, some direct to TV movie.

It's Paw Patrol 9. I didn't even know they had a two, let alone a nine. It's Dream a little Dream, part four. I didn't even know they made, I didn't even know Dream a little Dream was a successful movie to make a fourth one. No, it's drive, you know, what is that movie, Driver Zed with Mark Harmon?

Yeah. Okay, Driver Zed, part two. One of my kids is just going through and just buying movies because he likes the cover of them. He's like, oh, that looks interesting. Oh, that looks interesting. Let me buy. But you have to press like seven buttons to buy a movie. It's not like you just press the button and buy a movie.

You have to buy a couple. Are you sure? Are you sure, you're sure? Are you positive? You're sure, you're sure? Yes, I am. He's just buying them left and right. I had $190 movie bill last month.

I was like, what the fuck is going on in this house? It's crazy. How do I stop it? What do I do? I can't be everywhere at all times. I know. Now you're gonna have to get cases for stuff. I don't know.

Block boxes, safes. Why didn't anybody tell me this before we had children? Everyone have kids, it'll change your life, they say. Best thing that ever happened, they say. What they didn't tell you is that you'll have no sleep, no money, very little food, no time to yourself. You'll have to change shitty diapers every five minutes as if blue wasn't enough.

Now I got to change shitty diapers every five minutes. And they're going to buy every movie that ever was on your direct TV because they can. That's crazy that it doesn't have a code to be able for anything that's paid. You got to do parental controls, which is a whole different animal. And if you want it to really cover everything,

you have to block every channel, movie parental controls. Oh, that's yeah. And by the way, there are tons of people that complain about this online. Yeah. But direct TV hate, he hasn't done anything about it. And I know I direct there are tons of people to complain about this online. Yeah. But direct TV hate, he hasn't done anything about it. And I know I direct TV hasn't done anything about it.

They're made money. Because it's a money maker for them. Yeah, of course. They make a ton of money off this. Actually, direct TV is good. If you have not watched the movie and you call and tell them that it was your kid accidentally, they will take it off there.

But the problem is, of course, my kids have played it because that's what they do. They buy the movie without permission, then they watch it without permission or watch five minutes of it without permission. And as soon as it started, it's game over. Yeah. You can't take it back. It's like, I don't know, it's like a dress return policy.

Or if your shoes have scrapes on the bottom of them, they know you've worn them and they won't do it. I just want to, like, a fair return policy. If it's a Corey Hayne movie from 1999, clearly no one wanted to buy that. You understand, right? A direct TV. How can I help you? Yes. My kid accidentally bought a movie. Oh, we're so sorry to hear this happens all the time. So let me look into your account. Can I have your password, please? Yes, it's one, three four. Okay, now that's not the password. Sir, do you have a nut and might it be another thing? No, I put it up. It's one two three four. Yeah,

I'm trying to get here, Mr. Green, but it's not coming up on there. Can you maybe another one? I don't I don't't, I don't, Ah, Stan! Did you change the code to direct TV? No! Hey, kids, did you change the code to direct TV? Yes! What is it? I don't know.

I don't know. Trolls! Mickey! Can you try trolls? I'm sorry, sorry, it's a new merit code. Oh my god Get through that part. So do you think you could just refund me the movie? Yes, I see right here Corey Haymes Oscar nominated

1999 turn in Cocoon part five you didn't want to buy that movie I don't think anybody wanted to buy that movie you're probably right But I see here you've enjoyed the first five minutes of the movie. So unfortunately we cannot take it back. Come on, maybe have some mercy on me. It's Corey Hayme. I didn't want the movie.

Well, that may be true, sir, but you did watch the first five minutes of it. Is that should that be an indication of how good the movie is? I only watched the first five minutes. Can I please return it? I'm sorry, sir. Policy is policy, but here at Direct TV, we hope you have a wonderful day. Bye. Bye.

Fuckers. Oh, what do I do? I don't know. How do you stop it? When you were living with your girls, did they get up to this kind of shit? No. No? Why did you get so lucky?

I don't know. They didn't do anything. Like, you know, dial up a phone service or buy something online or do something that clearly they didn't have permission to do. And maybe it was unintentionally mischievous, but it was mischievous. No.

Jesus Christ. I'm the only one living in this hell. Am I the only one living in this hell? It can't be true. There's gotta be people out there who have this happen on the talk. Well, I mean, the direct TV lady said at the one time I called her.

She's like, this happens all the time. And this is why we have this policy. If you haven't watched it and you realize it was a mistake, you give us a call and we take it off your bill. But then we also give you, we don't give you the right to watch the movie anymore. And I'm like, that's fucking fine. I was just gonna wanna watch, you know,

dream a little dream part seven. No one wants to watch that. The first one was bad. Let alone the seventh one. And by the way, did they really have a follow-up to dream a little dream? I didn't know that. I didn't know that either.

Or maybe it's just another movie called Dream a Little Dream. But that's he has seen it. Someone has seen it. And I can't believe it. All right, listen, we have John Anthony lifestyle. We got into it last episode. John Anthony was in the middle of telling us how we bed a stripper.

In other words, how we walk into a stripper club, get one of those girls to come home with us, pay no money, give them no compliments, and there's a lot of information that he's given to us so far. We're through it. It's a 14-step plan. Only through three of them

before he stopped for a commercial break, too. Enounces new, special, misspelled e-book. Yeah. How to attack girls instead of a track. A track girl, yeah, that's right. He put attack girls instead of attract girls, which by the way, if you know anything about John Anthony. That makes more sense, actually.

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He's a real douchebag. He's got a video that I could not ignore, Chrissy. It's said how to bet a stripper, how to pick up strippers. He's got a 14 point plan. He says the more points that you check off, for the more of these that you check off on your list, the more likely you are to bring home a stripper He also said to scientifically proven because he proved it He's done it. Yeah, that's enough to put together a thesis

and he only told us the first three on the last episode which was was the first one Oh get out of this get out of the customer zone. zone. He gave us no information on how to do that. He said, cement yourself in the industry, which he said was telling the girls that you are an electric, a DJ of electronic music. He made a point to say electronic music multiple times, a DJ of electronic music as opposed to what I'm not sure. And then number three was, what was number three? It's not about industry. Yeah, number two was industry. But anyway, it doesn't matter because it doesn't work.

So it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if we get it right or that. I mean, the other one was telling other strippers that you dated other strippers. That's right. That's your favorite kind of girls. That's right. That pre-qualifies you. Yeah.

If you tell them that you've dated strippers and they're your favorite kind of girls. Pre-se you. Yeah. If you tell them that you've dated strippers and they're your favorite kind of girls, pre-selection is imminent. So let's get into it. He's in the middle of his little commercial here, spelled wrong, free e-book, seven-monor dating secrets to attack and date quality girls. It's supposed to say a track, I think.

All right, here we go. I'm a copy of that free PDF. You also don't want to be like giving her too much attention. You don't want to be like staring at her like I use the term like star struck. You don't want to be like oh my god, right? Because there's gonna be a girl that's like scantily clad barely wearing any clothes and or naked. And you don't want to be like, uh, you don't say John. It's me. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just like he's got jizz on his head. Ah!

By the way, you don't want to stare at them too, it's the whole fucking point, John. How do you do that? It's like trying to get a cat and have to look at a sparkly thing. You cannot do it. Because that's going to work against you. She's going to, again, be like, all this guy isn't used to being around hot girls.

He's here to just like, stare at all of us and like, he doesn't even know how to speak to us normally because he's so, you know, like, star struck by the fact that we're attractive and this and that. So you don't wanna be giving them too much attention and you don't wanna be showing them with compliments and the reason for that is.

God forbid, God forbid you tell them they're attractive. God forbid you do anything a normal human being would do when trying to enter a relationship. That's all the customers are doing, okay? Number four, lead the conversation, don't let her execute her candace scripts. The typical script, the stripper will use, a lot of them will sit down or come over,

hey, why don't we go for a dance, right? Their whole objective is to give you to spend money to get a dance. So a lot of times when they or come over, hey, why don't we go for a dance, right? The whole objective is to give you to spend money to get a dance. So a lot of times when they first come over, they're like, yeah, that's because they're at work, John. That's what they do for a living. They actually want to eat tomorrow. They don't want you not to pay them to do a dance

because you're in the industry in electronic music. I was good to get a dance boom right there. If you say no, you're not sure yet, then a lot of times they go into giving you fake compliments. Okay, so you're really cute. What's your name? Oh, what do you do? You're you're really sexy right now. I'm a electronic DJ. I'm a electronic DJ. I'm a DJ of E music. I'm a reader of audio books. John, yes, this may be the script that they use because they are there working. They're not there to give away the services for free. They don't want free looks.

They want you to pay them. That's why they're taking their clothes off, so you give them money. It's sex work, and it's not free, as it shouldn't be. Jack hole. Watching you, and the guy's like, wow, this girl likes me. That's just her trying to warm you up and get more comfortable by giving you fake compliments and giving a bunch of fake attention So that you'll then want to go get a day so wait hold on. Let me get this straight Chrissy You are not supposed to fall for the fake attention that they are giving you

But his suggestion to get them is not to give them too much fake attention so that they are giving you. But his suggestion to get them is not to give them too much fake attention so that they love you. It's like, this is, the irony is completely missed on him. The irony is completely missed on him. He is like a walking, I don't know. Like a walking donkey.

I don't know. That's right. It just makes no sense. It makes none sense. Yeah, so what's the interaction supposed to be? We stare at each other silently. But you stare at the wall while she stares at you. Right.

Because you're painted blue and you're... The really pro ones that are cutthroat and they're really like using their time to the best purpose, they're going to using their time to the best purpose. They're going to ask right away for a dance, then give you fake compliments and ask again, and they'll keep trying to retest and ask you for a dance. A lot of times I break them out of that whole scripted process that they're going through that they don't really go through with customers. So they sit down, for instance, and she's like, what's your name?

I might turn and be like, who gives a fuck? Anyways, blah, blah, blah. Ha? Hi, so what's your name? Who gives a fuck? Oh my God. Does that excite you? I got more. Does that excite you? I got more.

Oh my God. That is the single worst piece of advice I have ever heard. Who gives a fuck? Somebody says, house your day. What's your name? And you say who gives a fuck. Somebody says, house your day, what's your name? And you say who gives a fuck? And expect she's gonna come home and sleep with you? You're a moron, dude.

You're a moron. That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard my life. Honestly, and I've heard a lot of ridiculous shit on this show. Right, and they're like, quality shit. Because you snap that back. He's a looney-toon. He's literally a looney to him.

He does not know what he's saying. You should turn off the video right now and go somewhere else because this guy does not have the information you're looking for. Remember, these droids don't have the information you're looking for. John Anthony does not have the information you're looking for.

Color, okay, that red customer frame color. You wanna say, oh, I don't usually come to these places. I'm just here with my friends birthday, or I'm just here celebrating with my friends. They dragged me along here. Then don't give them a lot of attention. Don't give them a lot of compliments. cement yourself as industry.

Talk about how you've dated strippers. cement yourself as industry. I don't even know what that means. I wait wait, this is hilarious because I just caught this. He's gonna say, I don't usually come here. But wait wait wait, I've dated many. Man, he's strippers before. Ah, yeah, see?

He is a walking Antonim. I don't even know what to say. He is like, I don't get it, I don't get it at all. For, and then you're moving right along at this point. You notice he's reading off his phone, like a teleprompter? No, he's not even looking at the camera. I feel like this guy took a hot shit one day

and decided, hung over and still high from the night before, decided that he was just gonna write some notes down that now make no sense. You gotta cement yourself as industry. That's not even a correct sentence. He keeps talking about coloring too. Yeah, like coloring red and coloring blue, and I just don't get it.

I don't give a fuck. Who gives a fuck? Point number five is you never want to say that you will not get a private dance. That's like if you approach your girl in a club and she's like, just so you know, I have a boyfriend, he's whatever that. There's no fucking way I'm gonna go home with you.

You'd be like, all right, have a good night, right? It's like the balloon is burst. If she says, hey, let's get a dancer, I'm like, no, I'm never gonna get a dancer. Like, there's no way or like, all right, have a good night, right? It's like the balloon is burst. If she says, hey, let's get a dancer, I'm like, no, I'm never gonna get a dancer. Like, there's no way or like, I have zero money. Then the girl will typically leave. I think this is... Ha, ha, ha.

Something every dancer wants to hear while they're on their ship. You have no money. No way. I don't like you. I have no money. I'd never do that. My wife's right next to me.

First of all, second of all, how are you supposed to combine these two lies? I know. Just like you said, you have to not pretend like you're a customer, break the mold by saying, who gives a fuck, what you said, or whatever he's telling you to do. Yeah. And then tell the, but make sure you tell them

that you will do a dance just not right now. Yeah, unbelievable. Wants to be in the interaction with you. So when she's in there and she's executing her lines and so forth that trying to get you to eventually buy a dance and you break yourself out of that customer frame, you want to buy yourself more time by continuing to interact with her.

So you can continue to break the customer frame. But you don't want to say, hey, I'm not going to get a private dance ever. I mean, it means you have a new thing. Yeah, by being me, yeah, just be completely rude to her. Paint yourself blue, walk in, act like a real asshole. This guy, you can get kicked out of the strip club is what's going to happen. Because I have been kicked out of the strip club, and I know how little it takes to get

kicked out of the strip club. Those security guards don't fuck around. And if you're being rude to one of the dancers and she doesn't like it, she's going to point at you and you're going to be gone. That's how it works. They don't even ask questions. If a girl says he's out, you're out. I have no interest in getting a private dance because that will typically blow out the set.

So always make it ambiguous or say that you'll get one soon, and then cut the conversational thread and change the topic. If you make it clear that you're never gonna get a private dance, it will probably blow out the set. Point number six, it blows out the set. He keeps talking about the set all these guys talk about the set as if you're in a tennis match not a set you're trying to build a relationship with somebody you're trying to get someone interested and attracted to you you are telling us the exact opposite

of what I would tell someone to do be nice be kind understand that she's at work and she may not want to play ball maybe even pay her a few bucks for the understand that she's at work and she may not want to play ball. Maybe even pay her a few bucks for the services that she's rendered. That might be helpful in making your case as to why she should go home with you at night. As you want to set sexual frames without being creepy or like the other guy. Oh, please tell us.

Oh, I can't wait to hear this John Anthony. So you can flirt with her and be the man and then interaction and making you endos but don't come from a place of like groveling or kissing her ass or being star struck. Can I please please please please please lick your butthole please. No groveling. No, sorry. I don't want to lick your butthole anyway. Who gives a fuck? Yeah, you're not gonna be like, wow, I'd like to bend you over to that ass looks pretty crazy. It's not gonna be...

Ha ha ha ha ha! That ass looks pretty crazy. That's a good figure of mine. That ass looks pretty crazy. I've seen a lot of clapping asses, but that one's clapping all crazy. It's talking my name. Now can I lick your butthole? clapping all crazy. It's talking my name.

Now can I lick your butt on? No, okay. Well fuck you, I don't want you anyway. Yeah. Something like that, like some little cheesy thing that a customer would say or a client would say, and she's gonna be like, mm-hmm, you know, and give you like a fake response.

Instead, like you've been giving her the entire thing. Right? It would game her like how you were gaming a girl on a nightclub. You're not gonna be giving her too much attention or compliments. And that's point number seven. Don't give her attention for her looks or give her compliments about her looks.

Tying into that point of her- Oh God, for a bit. Are you following this? Yeah, it's just- Are you following any of this? Is that any of this makes sense at all? I mean, I'm following what he said, but it doesn't make any sense.

Devon Point of R.Merry is act normal. Do not be intimidated by her beauty or put her on a pedestal. So you don't wanna be sitting there like, well, like, oh my God, there's just, you know, nine and 9.5 naked or underwear. Oh, I don't know how to act. Trita is no big deal, okay?

You ready to say it? No big deal. I never come to these places, but no big deal. Oh yeah. I'm at a strip club. No big deal, you're tips are right That is strip clip. No big deal. Your tips are right there in my face. No big deal.

By the way, have never been laid coming straight out of John Anthony's platinum dating system.com course. I got his free ebook on how to attack women. And I got to tell you right now. I got to tell you right now. I don't give a fuck about your tips or you're very nice vagina. Right now, I'm not complimenting you about anything

and maybe, only maybe, will I get a dance. But later, not right now, later. At that point, no girls are with you. None, zero. You're talking to guys who are having trouble with women. You think they're gonna walk in and be able to control themselves? I mean, they can control themselves physically, but like you think they're not gonna look

at the naked women in front of them. You think they're not gonna take to the fake compliments. That's what everybody wants. Not just guys and girls, everybody wants that. John, you're asking people to be inhuman and not following and lie all the time for no purpose. You may remember the mindset, always you're assuming you got the girl,

you're assuming she's gonna like you for sure. So that's eight points out of the 14. Before we continue, honor, remind you again, that you can download that free PDF, you can go to the info card. He didn't change it the second time either. You'd think somebody would watch this video and see that attacked how to attack

and date quality girls. That's like a big slip up there, isn't it? It really is. Just because that's not how you want to come across when you're trying to get somebody to come home with you, is that I just read the free e-book on how to attack quality girls. In the corner or the link of the description,

it's my seven secrets for building a pipeline of dates. It's absolutely free, so don't miss out on that. Number nine, constantly be steering towards the frame that the two of you should hang out at a later date. I usually frame it somewhat indirect that I throw parties, that I have barbecues, and then I want to invite you to some. Oh, the old barbecue.

He's used that before. Yeah, he did, in another video. Last time he told a girl to come over for a barbecue party on his rooftop condo that was one other girl in. He pretended to go take a dump and he told the girl that he was with to make out with the girl just showed up no barbecue they didn't even have a grill there's no food in that he rented it for the video and he told and

he comes out and they're making out show my we were making out show them a show Show my big by dick is show them Tell them I'm done The whole bar of it never met a guy so thirsty in my life And when you ask her for her number just have her write it down on a piece of paper Okay, they oftentimes can't take your phone and be keen in their number because there's managers watching through cameras and stuff like that And sometimes it's a rule that they can't give their number out to clients and to customers. It's not sometimes. It's all the time, John.

So you just go find a pen and paper. Yeah, go find a pen and paper because, you know, it's such an antiquated tool that not even the managers have realized what's going on. Hey, what are they doing with that stick and that toilet paper? It looks like he's moving his hand up and down and making squiggly lines. Get out your phones. Take a picture of that. Google what's going on down there. I was just writing down directions to Chris

Beak Green. Unbelievable. Because the manager doesn't want her meeting the guy. And by the way, every club that I've ever been to Unbelievable. Because the manager doesn't want her meeting the guy. And by the way, every club that I've ever been to has that direct rule. You do not give out your phone number to customer. For good reason. For good reason, for their own safety.

Yes. And by the way, yes, that happens. So you know, dancers do give people their real phone numbers when they feel comfortable that it's okay. You don't just say, give me your phone number on this piece of paper. So the managers don't see, because if it's a piece of paper, it's visible.

I don't know. What world are you living in? Here, I'm gonna stand up on this chair, cover the table like an umbrella, and you write down your phone number. We won't alert anybody. That way no one can see what's going on. So that's out of work, and they want the guys to have to come to the club to see the girls so that

they're spending money. But you can say, hey, you know, I throw parties. Let me invite you some time, write your number down in a piece of paper. So go to the bar, get a piece of a seat paper, write it down, pass it to you discreetly. Wow, you've just mapped this all out in your head. I haven't had you. you have all fantasy going on here If she won't do that try to get her to say it out loud and and memorize it What are you a jail? Say it out loud memorize it. Why does he just say it out loud and you put it in your phone? I don't get it. What's going on? Look on its clubs are you going to John? Look at it clubs are you going to John? Memorize it.

Memorize it. 444-925-2923. 404-915-4223-432-4123. I can see some force up trying every combination of the last four numbers. Is Applecake there? Is this Applecake? Is this hot Python? No, okay. I'll try the next combination. I mean, yeah. Number 10, make an excuse why you're there. I already talked about that. Okay, this. Oh, so you had two of the same bullet points.

Think of 13, I'm confused now. What number are we on? It's nine or 10, yeah. I already talked about that, don't worry about it. Two out of the customer frame, I usually say I'm there for a friend's birthday party and I don't usually come to places like this. Why?

Because all the other guys purposely came there to spend money to fake flirt and get fake attention from girls that are just hustling them. You happen to be there not because you're there to like spend money to get girls to pretend. You happen to be there trying to pick up women in the hardest environment to pick up women. Why are you telling these poor saps not to do it like dude?

Come on man, this isn't a place to pick up women. This really isn't. Does it happen on occasion? Of course it does. I've seen it happen. It's happened, okay? But this is not the place you start off. If you're having trouble communicating

with the opposite sex or you're a man and you're having trouble getting women to pay attention to you, going to a strip club is a lovely hour and a half, two hours, five hours of your life. You'll spend some money, you'll get drunk, you'll see lots of naked bodies, and they'll show you with lots of faith.

Services will be exchanged. Services will be exchanged. Yeah. But picking up a girl to go home with you, like the girl you're gonna bring home to Thanksgiving dinner, this is not the place that you go to do that, because they are working. They're working, they don't want to go home with you,

they want you to pay them money. That's how they make a fucking living. This is bad advice from the get. A video about how to pick up women in the strip joint is a bad advice in the first place. Yeah, it's a bad idea. I'd say out of every thousand guys that walk in to find a girlfriend, take somebody home,

not pay the money, actually have them attracted to you. I bet one or two gets lucky. One or two, it's low odds. Also two, he's not saying it, but you somehow got to assemble a huge pack of men around you. To play along with you. For a fake birthday party. No, no, no, no. You pay. I can't spend any money. I'm here to pick up chicks on your fake birthday But you got to pay money. I'll tell you what what did you pay for me to go to this trip come You take all the ugly women all get all the hot chicks. I won't pay a money You will and that way they'll know that I'm not one of the red guys. I'm one of the blue guys

All you're gonna leave with is blue balls That's it to be into you but instead you're gonna leave with is blue balls. That's it. To be into you, but instead, you're just there because you got tried along by your friends. Number 11, if she can't give her number out by putting in her phone, okay, you can just say, oh, I know you can't give your number out. We're back to the numbers.

Chrissy, there's 14, all of which are basically a version of the same thing. Act rudely and pray. Lie. Yeah, I've said this so many times on this show, off the show, I've been saying it for decades. The most expensive thing at a strip club is hope.

I hope she goes home with me. I hope Applecake is her real name. I hope she just gave me her real phone number. I hope we made an actual connection. I'll be back tomorrow to see if it's true. Managers, just write it down. Okay, so you can try to actually get in the phone, but it's usually gonna have to be written down

on a piece of paper. All right, all right, all right. All right, I think this is a good place to break. We got three more left. Let's take a short break. I gotta reset my brain, by the way. I'm all discombobulated from this conversation. I don't even know where we are in the conversation anymore.

I love John, I really do. I love him. I think he's just a primate. He is the prime example of what not to do. Yeah, exactly. All right, we'll be back. Okay, Brian, shh. Let me give the people what they want.

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We're in the middle of the John Anthony talking about how to bid a dancer at the local strip club. And I say here, if she won't write it down, have her say all the ought to memorize it. Number 12, I will sometimes get one private dance to physically escalate, but I do it under the frame that I feel bad for taking up so much for time. So you've been gaming her, let's say you've got her number, you flirting with her, you've cemented yourself as industry, you're not giving her too much attention or compliments, you're not staring at her, you're not letting her execute her canned scripts, all is well and good. So you're basically cock-flacking her from doing her job, you're completely distracting her from her work. It stinks from moving around, moving along nicely.

Things are moving along nicely, It's things are moving around. Yeah. Move it along nicely. Things are moving along nicely. She's made no money tonight. Right. She won't make rent next week. But you know, at least you have a chance of getting a real phone number written down on a receipt. But at that point, you can say, this is an optional step.

And this is just to cement the logistics of you guys meeting up and to also talk dirty and amp up the sexualization. So optionally, you can say, oh, I feel bad. I've been taking up a bunch of your time when there was guys that would have paid you. Let's get one dance together. And sometimes it was only be like 15, 20 bucks. And you should only get a private dance if you've already numbered closer and you've already...

Oh, God. Only if it's 15 or 20 bucks. Make sure you don't spend too much money on that woman yeah, I'm that woman you want to be your next girl for God forbid It's a logic is to hang out with another time, okay? Then during the dance you can dirty talk to her and you can talk about how it's gonna So much fun when you guys hang out and you're basically just like I love my bar of a kiss you're gonna love my bar of a kiss. How much is a lap dance? $30.20. No, it's $30.15. Says right here in my notes, for my Johnny Anthony e-book.

$15.20. Take it or leave it. Take it or leave it. Why you're at it? Go get a receipt from the bar, because I need your phone number. How do I do the management to find out? Don't mind the blue paint. It'll wash off. Oh my god. What a ding dong.

Dancers that she's going to meet you and fill in the frame about what's going to happen when you guys hang out. And then if you do get that private dance, and again, to pay the rules of the club, then you can physically escalate, you can talk dirty in her ear, et cetera. But if I do get a dance like that, I'll typically leave the club immediately after the dance. Is that you're sitting there? And I'm out. I got you all over my pants.

You look out with your hands on your bones. Confirmed. Killed. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha. He runs out of the club. I could just see him. Hand on his dick, run it out of the club. Good verb cool. Good verb cool. Which is a bad thing to say at any public place, by the way.

But that's the language of John Anthony Lifestyle. And you guys just had this nice moment connecting. You're planning to hang out. And then she's supposed to go work and do her job. So she has to go and flirt with other guys, like usually typically losers, right? She's going around and chatting with these. Oh God, yeah, typically losers, but you're not the loser, yeah.

I like you. Yeah, you're not the loser. Being rude and not paying the girls for their services and lying to them and pretending, you're not the loser. It's the other guys that came in with no expectations, just having a fun night and actually paying the people to do their job.

They're the loser, got it, 10 for, understood now. Guys that are like, oh my God. And if you're like sitting over there like watching that or just being in the room while she's doing that, it's like a subtle value drop to you, okay, because you're in with this girl now and you're

gonna have to watch her like fake flirt and fake hit on these these other loser girls. It's a value drop. It's a her. What? You God forbid you take interest in what she does for a living. Yeah, I mean, don't let her see you there. Yeah, it's like Astrid in the podcast. She also leaves the room right away. It's good as she hears the show. We're almost done with the list. Point number 13, do not be afraid to approach them rather than making them come to you first.

So the girls are sitting by herself. Right, you can also like motion. This is antithetical to everything that all 13 points before it. 12 points, then the optional three points. I don't even have any points there are. Whatever it is. I lost count it too. But anyway, this is antithetical any points there are, whatever it is. I lost count it too, but anyway,

this is antithetical to what you just told us to do. You want us to not pay attention, to not pay, to seem dismissive, to tell her I don't fucking care, whatever your hot take fucking pick up line was. But at the end, then you tell us not to be afraid to show some attraction and some attention. Yeah, especially to the girls just sitting around alone. Yeah.

Like they're just sitting around. Yeah. Just sitting around. It's not my break or anything. Yeah. I've never been to a strip cover. I see the dancers sitting alone. Never.

That one. Like that. Or you can just walk over and be like, I want to talk to you, come with me to my table, right? And you bring her over to where it was. I want to get in. I want to get in. Take my hand in your hand.

Take on me. I don't pay for your ass. You're sitting, you can also like as they're passing by, stop them or go cold approach them and bring them over to your table. There's nothing wrong with that. Okay, and then the final thing. I'm gonna drag you.

The girl not working. Come over here. Hey you, dance around your day off. Get over here. Come with me to my table, grab them by the hour. Or I won't pay you or give you compliments. That's right, you go over my table.

Or tell you my name. We don't have any money, you can't get my name and I don't fucking care. But you might come over to my table talking to me for a few minutes. Okay. I'm not allowed to tell you you're pretty and only maybe only maybe will you get a laugh chance from me if yours if I could be thoroughly dismissive to you for the next three to four hour. Yep.

Point is do not be afraid to merge sets and play them off each other. That's checklist item number 14. So let's say you already talked to one of the strippers over here and you're talking to a new one and the one you already number closed instead of plans with is walking by. Hey, what's up, hey, you guys. Ha, ha, ha.

Right, okay, you've already closed, you were supposed to leave after you closed, but you're still there. You're still there. You've already had another dance from another girl and you're talking to a different one now. Well, Chrissy There's nothing in the handbook. What the ebook how to attack girls and how to attack quality girls that says you can't Blow your wad with one girl and a private lap dance and then come back into the club and do it with another girl

You can increase your odds. Yeah, John's just playing the field. You guys know each other blah blah. Oh, yeah, we've met a couple times Are you guys know each other, blah blah blah. Oh yeah, we've met a couple times or do you guys know each other? You guys know each other, we're working at the same club! They're working on the same night. I would think that most of the ladies there probably are familiar with the other ladies there. Staring at each other all naked all night long. Probably familiar.

And then you're like playing them off each other. Yeah, she's actually pretty cool. Did you know that she can like fucking balance a cop on her ass? Ha ha ha, right? Whatever it is that you're talking. Oh my God. Do you know she can pass a couple of her ass? Kiss me. Kiss me. Kiss me. Ha, ha.

What, it look fuck is he talking about? Oh, no. Hey, I don't know this girl, but I've heard you can balance a cup of her ass. I hear you can bounce corners off her tits. Let's see if that's true. I love God's corners. I've got corners. But maybe just maybe you'll get a laugh dance later. And I'll pay you.

I'll leave it to this cat. Yeah. Do you have a coin star in here? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah'll roll up a couple rolls. We'll see if it adds to $50.

And not more than $15. I'm gonna handle with you. You like to introduce and combine the interactions. That's gonna make this one, Jaws, of this one, and vice versa. Okay, so you're playing them off each other. Again, it's not something a customer would do. It's something a guy that bangs hot chicks would do. No!

Right, okay, right. In the industry. I would love to be a fly on the ball. This guy's house for like 15 moms, his mom's basement wherever he lives. I'd love to be a fly on the wall. This guy's house for like 15 minutes and I'd also love to have an idea of where he grew up and how he grew up I wish we could interview but then that just blows it then we can't do any more of his videos So convinced he's gonna bang one or both of the these girls, okay? Doing all those steps will increase your odds of getting any particular girl or girls and typically I'll get like one to three Fundaments you don't want to number collect from every single girl there. So usually I'll go like the two or three hottest ones or the two or three most recent.

You're driving it. So let me give you my odds again. Brian Green's experience tells him one in a thousand actually attracts a woman who will give you her phone number and be real with you, right? Because it's their job to not give you her phone number and be real with you, right? Because it's their job to not give you her phone number and to collect money from you. But John is saying, not only can you get a girl's phone number at a strip club, a dancer's phone number at a strip club and have a relationship with her, but you can do it with two or three at the same time. Yeah, you pick the hottest ones. I dare you, John. Come to Atlanta. Take me to the cheetah. Show me how it's done. I dare you. Please.

I'll pay for the entire night because you won't. You'll be on your game. I'll pay for the entire night. Show me. And I want to be able to report back honestly on what happens. I'll take you up on that bet. Come on, man. If I lose, I will come on this show and I will literally do commercials for your e-book for the next two weeks On another podcast that I start tomorrow The ones that are also hot then you just bounce out you don't want to sit in there and try to get every single strippers number or the majority of their numbers Or your number your number your number your number. Hey hey do me a favor pass it around I'm looking for phone numbers there's a spreadsheet high certain tech even your number it's me Jonathan you can I have your phone number no okay don't tell anybody else in the club what about her can I have her

phone number can you give me her phone number who Who's a girl you'd like the least here? Can I have her phone number? Room very openly because then they're just gonna think like, oh, who is this guy? What's this guy's deal? You know, why is he hitting on every single girl here? Fuck that guy. Or like, oh, I'm not interested in that guy.

So just get one, two, or three numbers, and then my top number. One, two or three. Just get three numbers and you're out, Chrissy. Ha. That's like we're saying, just walk to a gas station, get three or four, winning lotto tickets for the mega millions and then get out. Don't get greedy.

Stripper closes that I've had and then my clients have had are going to be in the form of getting a phone number and then meeting up with them at a later time outside of work and closing at that. Okay, but every now and then you get one that's like pretty on board and you can get them to pull once they get off. Okay, so once their shift is over, you can get them to come home with you and have done that in a whole bunch of countries. That can be cool too. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH A bunch of countries. Yes, they're also known as sex workers.

That's what, come on, man. Come on. The rules are different all around the world, buddy. You can't compare American strip clubs to, you know, strip clubs in Brazil or Colombia or Argentina or even in Europe, you can't do that. The rules are different. And it might be a totally different situation down there. You know, I don't believe it.

By the way, I don't believe him. I don't. A whole bunch of different countries. How many countries really have you been to, John? Honestly, let's be honest about it. But oftentimes, that's like really late at night, because oftentimes they work until like four or five in the morning. You have to be like kidding, I'm like late in the night

so that you don't have to like linger around for several hours or whatever. So if you happen to be in there towards end of the night, the girl's like, yeah, we can hang out sometimes. What time are you off tonight, five? Yeah, I don't hang out for a little bit. If you're just hanging out for a little bit, I'll say like, yeah.

Yeah. Hit that strip, grab three numbers. I even get some way to come home with you that night. Nothing says boyfriend material. Like the guy who's hanging out last call at the strip club. Which I've been before. I've done. Trust me, when the lights come on, no one looks attractive.

Everyone goes home. Also, where's his pack of friends? Yeah, seriously. Where are your buddies? How do you get that done? If they're down, they usually say, like, okay, cool, like, meet me out back or meet me like a blocked on screen. Because they meet me out back. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Maybe we got a dumpster. Maybe about the dumpster for a quick lap dance I don't want to pay for.

I'm only going to pay for a lap dance at the dumpster. Then we'll see what you're made of. I'll make a determination then whether or not I should take you home at 530 in the morning. By the way, American Strip Club, I can guarantee you you're not meeting out back after. Those girls get escorted home in a lot of cases, they have someone drive them home and they will always be followed by security always. It's like the rule, it's number one rule.

If we can't be seen going with a customer or going with someone who is in the strip club, in front of the management or in front of the other strippers. This works when Josh and I used to run seven day programs, one of the nights we would take the guys to the strip club, and very often students would get two or three numbers and a closing one or two of the strippers, okay? Now that's bullshit, I don't believe that.

I don't believe that. What country was that in? What country was that in? For what? Brazil, probably. Which I've never been to a Brazilian strip club, so I don't know, but those Brazilians are attractive human beings, I'll tell you that much right now.

But this does not happen. And if it happens, it's because you're making so much commotion as John Anthony, like you walked in, and you've been to that John Anthony walked in, and he's been to that club a million times. And the girls know they're gonna make a ton of money, they just have to pay attention. He's predetermined, he's pre-set this up.

There's no way that some guys are taking a dating course from John Anthony And they all walk in and magically they're fucking you know Ryan Felipe and about taking girls home. It's not gonna happen During the program. So this works, you know, maybe we'll put in a comment below The the checklist set of steps. That would be easy for me to just include but make sure you pick up the copy of that free PDF Oh here he's spelled it correct He did seven modern dating secrets to attract and date Build a high part of dates in seven days. It'll be in the Infocard on the link in the description if you're ready to move forward Okay, I don't want to listen to your fucking bullshit. All right. Okay. I don't really see you have some kind of partner named Josh

Well, he said when Josh and I were doing it. Alright, yeah, Josh was like this guy's bullshit. But Josh is about to be found out by the commercial break. Because you know Brian's gonna go do a little homework on that one. Alright, there you go. But so we caught up with Jon Anthony after a long break and I'll tell you what, nothing's changed. That's for sure. I thought maybe all these breakdown videos would make him realize the error of his ways.

Nope. Nope. And by the way, who gives a fuck? Yeah, exactly. What's your name? Who gives a fuck? Anybody out there who's struggling to find a date feeling a little lonely out on the dating apps and having a hard time? I promise you, John Anthony has none of the answers you're looking for. This was complete shite. If you watch this with any degree of seriousness looking for help, you just wasted 20 minutes of your life. I promise you. Text me, Chrissy and I will give you better advice. And we give terrible advice, but I promise you will give you better advice. Here's my first advice. Don't look for a

girlfriend at a strip club. Doesn't work. It's just an opinion and some experience behind it. Right, Chrissy? Yeah, there you go. Okay. TCBpodcast.com. That's where you go. Find out more information about the two of us and any of our guests. We've got links. We've got videos all that good stuff. Once again, we want to thank Vera Doss who joined us earlier this week very much. He's in the middle of his world tour. He's got a couple more cities left. He'll be in Atlanta in February, Kristian I'll see him. We'll report back. Maybe we'll have him on again. Maybe when he's here in Atlanta, we can get him to jump on a phone call or come into our studio. But probably not. No, probably not. I don't even know where we'd fit him.

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Until next time, Chrissy and I always say we do say and we must say goodbye I get ass! you