The Commercial Break - Best Of: Ghost Lovin Ain't Easy!

Episode Date: January 25, 2023

Bryan & Krissy are preparing for Season 4 (coming Feb 6th, 2023). So audio editor Christina rounds up some listener requested clips. TCB loves a good love story. Especially when that love story includes a Ghost F&%ker! On this "Best Of" Bryan and Krissy review a clip from ITV involving a woman and her ghost lover! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On this episode of the Commercial Break Hey TZV Universe, it's me Christina. I'm the editor of this show, which makes me one of the only people on earth that actually has to listen to it. Yeah, that's right, I'm literally forced to swallow this crap three times a week, but at least I get paid to do a baby. I'm here filling in for Brian and Chrissy while they get ready for season four, and I'm picking some of the fan favorite segments from season three and playing them for you.

TCB loves a good love story, especially one where there's a ghost involved. So this segment goes out to Jennifer, Hal, and Stacey S. From Episode 163, it's the Ghost Fucker The next episode starts now. an opportunity to tell their story, their side of the story. And this one is about ghosts. Sets. Only the only the British who have 15 channels called BBC for the morning show on every channel. By the way, she we're gonna watch her basically not tell us same story but but the same story continued yeah at two different Morning shows. Oh on BBC. They were really covering it. Yes, they were this was all all the rigging news. That's right Oh, I TV I'm sorry. Did you first encounter a Spirit encounter a spirit. We'd been about 12 years ago now, us living with my fiance. Yeah.

And he was one of those. When did you first feel the ghost cock inside you? Let's get right to the point. When exactly was the wispy cock? Into you. Yeah, it was when she was with her fiance. When I was with my fiance. And I was dreaming about another man, something that looks like a ghost, anything. When I literally said in my own head, I'd rather have a dead man laying on top of me. And this. I like it, I like it cause of the spirit.

The spirit. Not exactly the Jack Daniels into your life. How much spirits did you have before you met the spirit? Would you like a nip? I've got some behind the couch. He's moved into a new house in Herifit. And after a while he was going away maybe one week, two weeks at a time. He was sleeping with my sister once, twice a week, but then it turned into a regular thing. Yeah. I went, so it's filled kind of like a presence maybe. I guess you could call it around the house. Yeah. Which is a morning show. I know. I set up. I mean, these two are serious. This is ITV. This is a very famous morning show, by the way.

There's a lot of clips on the internet. I mean, when you go over to the UK or to Ireland, or you can even catch this in Spain, sometimes, when you, this morning show, it's like the legit, this is a good morning America for them. Right, no, it's the guys, the girl, they've got the set, all decked out. They're on the teams, I assume.

That's what that is the thins and they're asking the hard-hitting questions of a woman who had sex with the ghost. They're getting to the bottom of the egg. Literally. And what did it feel like? A long, shafty thing with a bone to the head. You've been a little scared of, but you weren't scared by it. It never felt scary.

It felt comforting if anything. And even when it even wasn't, it all happened to me. Only the British can do this in a way that actually looks and sounds respectful. Yeah. I kind of felt comforting, you know? Like I did.

I did say it. She claims to have had 15 ghost lovers. 15, that's what it said. Yeah, that's what it said. 15 ghost lovers. She's a ghost hoe. She's a ghost hoe with a snorkel bag. It's a little gout.

It was a ghost. Yeah. Sure. Sure, why not? Who's making up the rules? Who exactly makes up the rules on that shit anyway? The British. Oh, the British. Well. There are certainly other they're the foremost experts on ghost dick Most powerful and even when it came up behind you and

They not laugh Even when it came up behind. Even when it came from behind. Even when you got a ghost car right in between your bumchings. No, it was comforting. Yeah, I was used to it by that time. I had 15 different lovers running around the house. Couldn't see any of them at any moment. I could get a ghost car right in my mouth. I just felt that I literally was at around the house. Couldn't see any of them. At any moment I could get a ghost cock right in my mouth.

I just felt them. I literally was at dinner party sometime. Oh, oh, oh, oh. I carried around a board and I would ride on it. Sorry, got a ghost cock in my mouth. It's give nothing rude at the ghost cock. I've got ghost chees in my eye. I'm sorry. Cusco's go to the bathroom and wipe it off.

Your neck, that still didn't freak you out. Not at all. So then you decided that you would take it to the next level and you dressed in a very sexy negligent. Oh, my God, she's dressing in the sexy, sexy, negligent. Oh, negligent. Come for the ghost. So I think it's a negligent, yay. Come for the ghost.

Here, Casper. No, no, get me. What do you think of this? What do you think of? I don't know, I don't have eyeballs, you dumb bitch. I've been dead for 150 years. I don't know what anything feels like. I'm not physically real.

He went into the spare bedroom and and turn the lights off and waited. Yes. I'm waiting. She was respectful enough to go to the spare bedroom. Because you don't have sex with your husband. That's a real extra. Now you have to go to a

fuck a ghost. To do it. It's fair. That's a monster and I have to you can't fuck a ghost do it Yeah, that's just Don't get ghost jizz all over the I don't want to smell a ghost sex in my bedroom Doing the kids room. They don't know about such things yet. Dear Allah, turn the lights off. Wait. I can't open the door. I don't have a hand.

Just come through it. I can't do that either. It's all TV bullshit. You'd be surprised how much stuff they got wrong about ghosts. How much stuff they got wrong about ghosts? I waited and waited for a while. I got a little bit worried about what maybe I'd scared it off by being too keen. I was just as I'd given up hope from a start and fall sleep. It came to me and happened. And what happened? Like you don't know.

Like you can't imagine what's going gonna come out of her mouth next. Oh, dear, what happened? I waited for a very long time. Well, I farted and then I took a dumpy-do and went back to bed. What happened? He entered me. I wonder what all of his sacks go smite. I I

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They shit Ghost I've missed only years of ghosts sex. Oh, they shit. Ghost? No. So how, physically, how does the sex bit happen? You can still feel it. Like, it felt just kind of... It's difficult to explain. Like a weight. Kind of a weight, but at the same time weightless. And like a physical...

It was a weightless... But without the pounds were zero. It's kind of like when you step on a scale. Wait, but waitless. On the moon, you know what I mean? It's wait, but waitless. He penetrates you without actually getting inside of you. And you can wrap your hands around him,

but they go right through him. It's hard to describe. It's really hard to describe. But if you know you now, this is ridiculous. Oh my God. Breath and stroking. And the energy as well, I think the energy was a lot to do with it.

Do you feel a connection? And does a sexual experience with a ghost end in orgasm? And for me? I don't know about him. I don't know about him, but I'm getting off right good. I'd just all get some ass fill orgasm. Anytime wind blows on my clitoris, I go, cuckoo.

Oh my god. For me, I don't want to make assumptions about anybody else. And they're ghostly sex life. They're hard to doggy, Adam. Wow. And fans for the ghost. I just hope so. And this relationship carried on for some time,

and eventually you got busted by your boyfriend. That's it. I knew it! You scoundrel! I knew there was ghost-dick of this. You scoundrel. I saw youot's condoms in the trash can Oh, and the world does the boyfriend bastard You can smell the ghost dick right on a mouth, HODLY

It's a shame to this family We have children, my love Why are we in to tell them, sorry, mommies and love with 15 separate ghosts? You couldn't even pick one, you assi. Oh, how long has this ghost took been going? How long? Where is he?

Where is he? I'll cut him up with a knife. I was exactly the a second ghost. Kill him. Wait, he's dead. Oh, he's dead. Damn it. There's no justice in this situation whatsoever.

Your mommy's been ghost fucking. Sorry, kids. Your mommy's gonna go off with a new ghost boyfriend and you're going to go have to live with him in a hot and out. LAUGHTER Yeah, I was, um, he came home from work a day early. Oh, very early.

Apparently, he says he saw a shape of a man through the Sparrow Window when he pulled up, which is unusual because the spirit had, or ghost ghost that never showed him his physical form to you He sure did the boyfriend. Yeah, he's like look. Hey buddy. Hey Now you see me now you tell me Make America great again. What's up buddy? He was a fat American, I can't read it. Ha!

He did, yeah. I wish I was slightly annoyed about it, to be honest, but I think I think it was in love with me too, and that was the one to tell you to enjoy it. Yeah, it's what you did. So, this relationship with this particular spirit is all that, it's over a period of time. And I'm sort of sort of trying to figure out what it is that goes wrong in a relationship with a ghost. The communication was really difficult with him if I'm just being honest with him.

Oh my god, that was wrong. And a ghost relationship. We'd get into an argument and he'd hide under my children's bed making noises, scaring them. He was really, like, he was just kind of an asshole from being honest. He ghosted me. He did. Oh.

Okay, you can't blame me. I waited 15 minutes to use that joke, okay? I waited 15 minutes. I don't want to hear any shit. I don't want to review. Brian's jokes are dad-like. Because you can't have the normal arguments, like you haven't put the bins out,

or your conversation is boring, or you know, I don't like the way you wear any hair, and all of those sort of things. So was it just down to that? No, what kind of arguments are you having? You didn't put the bins out. Well, that's trash. I know what it means, but I was just like-

Yeah, but you're wearing your hair. Of all the things that Astor and I have had arguments about, it's not about who takes out that trash. Or how we each were, I'm aware I'm here. Or what was the other one? I don't know. I don't know.

You both got bored with the sex. So I think it was just one of those things that just started to happen less and less and started to appear less. And after that relationship ended, I mean, there have been many others for it. There was a whole portal open up. That's a good one.

Yeah. Right here. Come on through the portal. Ah, Thorn English. Come on over. Teleport yourselves over. There is this red head. She is fantastic.

She's 100% bought in. She buys all the bullshit. Rattling James, the whole nine yards, go ahead over there, get yourself some. Lovely lady, lovely. You have been and some have lasted sort of one time, but some have lasted a little bit longer. Do they, do they, are they very different sort of relationships? Have they got different energies? Yeah, you can always feel different. It's the same just with a human, I guess. You can just feel different presences.

So it's not the same one kind of thing. Nope, nope, nope. Not like with a human. Humans have faces. We can tell the difference. We can talk to each other. Yeah, I don't like a human. Well, I can pick up physical objects.

I mean, I love that she's having them one night, staying, staying with you. Do you think maybe she was just black out drunk? Yeah. I think this has something to do with I a lot. Yeah. Spirits. I think this has to do with that crazy cocaine that's going around filled with, you know, less known or whatever they're doing.

I mean, she looks like a lovely. She does. She seems completely normal, but but clearly she's not. I mean, I don't know. Maybe they're, you know, and what are they? She does, she seems completely normal, but. But clearly she's. She's not. Yeah. But not. I mean, I don't know. Maybe they're, you know. And what are they, what's happening? Are they just like showing up all of a sudden? Like, let's have sex?

Well, no, she's, she's getting ready for them. She's putting on negligence and say, she says she feels the presence and she got ready with the negligence. I don't get it. I don't get what that turned sexual. If I had a presence in my house, I'd burn the place down.

I'd call ghost busters. I'd get the ectomobile over here, whatever it is. Get some ectoplasm. Oh, yeah, let me put on some larger. Let me tell you something. I will tell you this, and I haven't shared this with a whole lot of people about to share it with a whole lot of people.

One night, Rafael spent the night in my house and when I lived in the apartment. And I had been experiencing for probably about two years, not often, but every once in a blue moon. And I would, this had nothing to do with alcohol or drugs, nothing. I was experiencing sleep paralysis. Oh yeah.

And it was scary as fucking shit when it happened. But it was only happening for what I could imagine. I don't know, was a minute or two at a time. Yeah, I've had that before too. A lot of people have, right? But then one night, Raphael was over. And I started having the sleep paralysis and consciously became aware that I was having sleep paralysis.

Right, it's scary. And I thought I was having a heart attack. And I tried to reach over to grab my phone for whatever reason to call my mom. In my brain, I had to call my mom so she could come over or call 911 because I was having a heart attack. Scary, scary stuff, right?

I really believe this was happening. I didn't understand what was going on. Right. And then I lifted out of the bed, not lifted, not like physically lifted, levitated, like spirit, whatever, because my vision was now lifted off the bed. And as I was lifting off the bed, I looked into the corner of the room and I swear on all this holy, there's a little dark shadow type creature.

Yeah. And he's waving his hands like this, like back and forth, back and forth. Not now, not now, not now. And that's what he said to me over and over again and Then I went back down and then I woke up and I gasped for air as if I'd been under water for an hour Geez, oh my god, it was scary as shit. I have ever experienced in my life And that didn't make you want to reach out and have sex no It didn't make me want to have anything to do with any of that shit. I was like, okay, cool. I'm good on this plane, right? I don't want to be an alternate universe or whatever happens.

And like sleep paralysis is a physical thing that does happen. It's the you're asleep. You're stuck in between the sleep and awake. And you are consciously aware. Yeah, you're trying to like wake up and get up, but you can't. And some people even open their eyes and they can't move. And I don't know if I had my eyes open or close. I'm not sure. I don't know. I'm not, I don't want to exaggerate anymore.

I just want to tell the actual facts the way that I saw them. But I woke Rafi up that moment and was scared, shill this and I was like, hey dude, this is what just happened to me. And his reaction to it was, yep, you have, you got something paying attention to you in another universe and he just stopped you

from going wherever you were going. Right, whether that was you were going to visit somewhere or you were going somewhere permanently. Thank you, creature. Thank you, little black blob in the corner of my room. I really appreciate it. Yes. And then he gave me a blowjob. Right. I gave him a reach around the completion.

Story's true. Not to hand. Alright, let's get back to Twinkle these Twinkle toes over here. At 20 times. No, no, it's often different ones. And you say, because since you're first to be actually encounter with a spirit, you haven't had human contact in that way since... Once you go, go, you never go back! Once you go, go, everybody else's noeps. That's all I got to say. Noeps!

Not doing it, got a ghost dick at home. He's actually right here, he's following me around. He's literally got his dick in my ass right now. What does she just walk around with, like a hole in her trousers? Ma'am, you have a hole in your tides. I know, it's for the ghost dick. For the ghost dick. So go back. Pretty much.

That right. It is, yes. I would never. I've got no interest in men now. So what about children? Well, that's tricky. Well, it's a little complicated. It's a little complicated.

I actually do have children. You just can't see them. They're here on the couch with me. This one's been dead for years. I don't know. I've done actually a bit of research into fountain pregnancies recently, which I know signs predicts

because he doesn't mean you have a phantom. It doesn't, but actually, there's case-dows that people have done a bit of research and there's... Trying to figure out how to explain my bullshit. Oh, me, no! I'm trying to figure out a deeper level of bullshit that I can explain to you, but I don't really have too many facts.

I don't have too many facts. I don't have a bit of research. I googled it. I watched the Mori Poe's special on Phantom pregnancies, and I know that sometimes women who have Phantom pregnancies are actually, I don't actually know anything. It's hard to explain. Let me look over this way and then let me look over that way. And now I'll come back to you to tell you that.

I really don't know. Lane, but there are sort of possibilities that I could actually be maybe the ghost of childhood, but people don't know how to carry it onto full-time kind of thing. Oh, what are you? How far are you, dear? 125 years. I'm having a 50 year old car. I did not believe that these two respectable TVOs had this. Well, I mean, I're respect. I mean, listen, they are very

very respected. I guess it's hard to come up with content. And that is why we are reviewing this. We know this. Just like they had to go this this low, we had to go this low. Listen, if we could have Morgan Freeman on to talk about the meaning of life, we would, but it's not happening. Okay, Dex Shepard.

Oh, amethyst, that's her name. Oh, amethyst, yeah. Okay, Dak Shepherd. Oh, Amethus, that's her name. Yeah, she's figured out how to give it to Fulturm. And exactly what happens when you give birth? Is it just like a big fart? Yeah, but let her continue to tell us. Oh, would you like to become pregnant with eggs? Yeah, at some point, not now. I mean, that would be quite a unique thing to see.

Like a ghost. A ghost baby. Like so. He's curious. Can we have the first interview of the ghost baby? Quite a unique thing to see. Should you fill that with gas for nine months, and then went to go have the babies and...

Pfft! I had my ghost child, did you see? Where did it go? Little Mikey! Little Mikey's junior! I'm having a 50-year-old heart attack victim. It's my first child. Oh my God, maybe.

Hopefully not. Do you know? Do you, because we, I think Chris, I'm sure you do. Do you actually believe this, but shit? Cause we don't.

Just to be clear. Meanwhile, there's probably little bitties in the UK right now who are like, I can't believe she had sex with a ghost. How do I get that? Sometimes, here. And asked what he thought, because he always likes to put the argument against these sort of things. And he said that what might be happening to you could be ex-could.

Could be mental illness. I'dcould be mental illness. I'd be explained as mental illness. By sleep paralysis, which is just in those early moments of sleep where you're a conscious, but your subconscious takes over, and many people describe sexual feelings that happen, that it could be that. Could that be a possibility or... I don't think so, it's my first. I don't know what I was going to say.

I actually put lingerie on. I was wide awake. Wide open. I felt a breeze through a flow through me like I've never felt before. It was as if a hurricane wind went right into my chute jar. His name was boy. On the end, so I was definitely awake while I was walking around. So does the sex part of it always happen in the same room? No.

So once my fiancee left, it could be anywhere. Is it outside the house? It's always within the building. Oh, so is the house, do you think? I mean, obviously he was well, and I find you a trite. I should have liked it. I'd like to interact. They don't give a shit.

They're dead. Something's better than nothing. Well, I can't, if I was the host of this show, there was no way I could play along with it. No. I would treat it exactly as I'm treating it right now. I would literally be like, you keep going going and we're going to laugh over here. That's all right with you.

You've got quite a name for yourself in a spirit way. For the future, no need for... The future is looking bright. I've got plenty of ghosts. I've got plenty of ghosts. People die every day. Look you bright. I'm gonna get plenty of ghosts. I'm gonna get plenty of ghosts. People die every day. Yeah.

There's a matter of fact, if I wanna get my fiance back, I'm just gonna kill him. I'm gonna show her for the ghosts. The human kind, you are happy now. This is for you the way you want your life. Yeah, it is. Yeah, dearly I'd like to find one

that I would like to settle down, and spend rest my life life. Yeah, I'd really like to find one that I would like to settle down, maybe I'd spend rest my life with. Yeah. What? Like you fucking talk about. You loony-toony-toony. That'll all down with the ghost. The right ghost.

Yeah, you know, I just settle in. Yeah. Right. Ha ha ha ha ha. I don't even know what boxes he's got. Oh shit, they're good for sex, he just gives you orgasms. Maybe you're just having phantom orgasms, maybe you're just one of those ladies who just walks around and gets an orgasm.

It's happened, it's a thing. I'll never go back to that. Waiting for Mr. Wright. Yeah, absolutely amazing. Thank you very much indeed, absolutely fascinating. We discuss all sorts of things on here, I think this one's the first. We discuss all sorts of things on here. I think this one's a first We discuss all sorts of bullshit on here. This is clearly more bullshit than usual Oh wow, I just love it

Well, that was disturbing on a lot of levels and I'm not just talking about fucking a ghost But a for effort I guess guys a for effort Anyway, Brian and Chrissy want to meet her remind you to send comments, questions or content ideas to 855-TCB-8383. toll free 855-TCB-8383. Go to the website tcbpodcast.com and check out our YouTube channel at youtube.com slash the commercial break. Until next time, I'm Christina and I never say bye! 1. Draw the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of 1 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 個 1. Draw the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line the line of the line the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line the line of the line of the line the line of line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. you you