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On this episode of the Commercial Break. Hi, it's your favorite Best of episode creator, Christina, here with our last episode of the week. I hope you've been enjoying this little rewind, but I know we're all looking forward to some brand new episodes too. I definitely am, because it means less talking for me. Since I've taken this last week

to address some of our TCB show lore, and also its spooky season, I thought it simply wouldn't be complete without, you guessed it, mountain monsters. Huck, Buck, Willie and Billy Cowboys, take me away. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Now, now, finally, I'm going to announce to you something that probably has no suspense whatsoever. We're going to do a Mountain

Monsters episode. The Mothman has been requested by the Kaden man himself. The Mothman. The Mothman, he says he gotta do this episode, one of our favorites, I love it. And I said, you know what, why not give the kids what they want? Plus it's good content for the show. It's a content idea.

I was missing Mountain Monsters actually. I was too, I think it's been months since we've done a Mountain Monsters and we did a Frankie B on our 500th because of course Frankie B. But a Mountain Monsters and you know, we did a Frankie B on our 500th because of course Frankie B. Yeah. But then Mountain Monsters also does play some kind of, you know, smaller but just as important part, I think, in our show.

In the lore. Yeah, in the lore. And that is, gives you something to listen to besides us. That's funny. You know what I'm saying? So here is the Mothman episode. They are chasing the Mothman, which I have no idea what it is. Haven't watched the video yet. First time. I'm a virgin. You're a virgin. Everybody's a virgin here. We're all going to go in hard. We're going to go in raw dogging, mountain monsters, Mothman. Okay. Here we go. Night one. Investigation. Hold up, guys. Hold up. We're in Mason County. Looking for the Mothman. We're in Mason County, which I just made up. We're in Mason County, which is where we have been every other episode of Mountain Monsters,

right here behind the Walmart in Mason County. The field? Yeah, the field behind the Walmart at Mason County. I've seen some. The mothman in this area goes back many, many years. These mothman sightings go hand in hand with tragedy. They go hand in hand with a good Reddit post. These guys are really bundled up.

It must be cold out there. Mason Gallagher. Huck and buck and suck and fuck. They're all out there doing it. Seems to have mystic powers. He hypnotizes people. You're white as a sheet, though. Oh, guys, I'm allergic to hypnotizing. I got a doctor's note. I can't do this one. It makes

me break out in hives and dance like a chicken. I one time got hypnotized by the guy at the local fair, you know, the Kings and the Knights and stuff. What's that called? The Renaissance Fair. I got hypnotized by the Renaissance Fair guy and for three days I walked around like a chicken with my pants off. Nicole Soule-Nagy Wait, he just said, the other guy just said to Buck or which one is he? Chuck, yeah. That's Buck. Or Huck. No, that's Buck. That's Huck. Oh, fuck Huck. Chuck. I don't know.

We've been doing this for five years and I still don't know the names of these guys. We need a little chart, yeah. We should have some- He just said, you're white. You're really white. You're really white. Meanwhile, he's got a headlamp shining on his face.

I know. In the pitch dark. First of all, second of all, he was really white in the first place. I'm sorry, but I don't see Buck as the kind of guy that gets to Cabo very often. really white in the first place. I'm sorry, but I don't see Buck as the kind of guy that gets to Cabo very often. I could be wrong. I could be wrong. Seems to have mystic powers. He hypnotizes people. You're white as a sheep, Buck.

I'm all right. I'm all right. I'm all right. I'm all right. I haven't gotten to 10th bed this week. It's something we've never had to deal with before. Hang on a second, hang on a second. I got the runs. I'll be right back. Hang on one second. That baconator's coming back up on me, boys.

I'm going to have to go into the Walmart and blow that bathroom up. Destroy it. We're going to have to destroy that restroom. Would you do me a favor? Security guards, please? I'm going to have to go into the Walmart and blow that bathroom up. Destroy it. We're going to have to destroy that restroom.

Would you do me a favor? Security guards, please? I'm going to have to go into the Walmart and blow that bathroom up. Destroy it. We're going to have to destroy that restroom. and blow that bathroom up. Destroy it. We're gonna destroy that restroom. Would you do me a favor? Security guards? Run in there and see if you can clear out that port-a-let.

Oh! Oh! Man! Whoa! Buck just went down. And I mean, he really went down. Like, let's see. He actually went down. And I mean, he really went down. Like, let's see, he actually went down. Wow. That almost doesn't

look fake. Wow, that Baconator did come back up on him. Wow. So, you can't see this because you're listening to the show, but they're all standing around. The four main characters and mountain monsters are standing around. And Buck, who I think is generally known as the leader of the group, he's a very big boy and he just falls over, but it kind of looks real. He face planted. Yeah. Buck, Buck, Buck, Buck! You can't get him up now.

Buck, Buck, are you okay? Because if I'm not mistaken, you just passed out and at your size, you probably had a heart attack or a stroke, but let me not dither. Let me ask you if you're okay. Like, shouldn't you immediately get emergency aid? These guys are standing around saying his name. The guy just went head first into the ground. Come on, Buck. Let's get him over there. He ain't faking. All right, let me get a red bull.

Like usually. Like usual. Yeah, let me get a red bull. Like usual. Yeah, let me get a red bull and a couple honey buns. We'll get them back up. The poor guy's like Elvis. They just keep plugging him full of fluids and trying to get him out on stage. Hang on now, just lay there for a minute.

What? Hang on. You okay, Buck? Breathe easy. As if he was going to get up on his own anytime soon. Like, lay down for a minute. Breathe easy. You he was gonna get up on his own anytime soon like lay down for a minute breathe easy You get pretty hard. Oh, he's rubbing them. No, they really do love each other They're like little friends a little group of friends running after Mothman out there

That's what me and my friends do You passed out Set him up. Oh, hang on hang on You passed out. Get up. Set him up here. Well, hang on, hang on. Stay right there. Hang on, hang on.

I got some gas stuck in my rectum. Hang on, hang on. Let me adjust my monster cock. Talk to me, talk to me. Where's my flashlight? We got all that stuff. We'll take care of you. Where's my flashlight? What we're gonna do is We'll take care of you. Where's my flashlight?

What we're gonna do is continue to keep rolling. Yeah, I'm just gonna keep rolling. No medical attention really needed. Wait, where's my flashlight and my Costco membership card? Get those two things before I get up. I have no clue what just happened to me. We walk into the woods and then. Well, I'm not a doctor, but I am the third Huckleberry on this show. And if I had to

take a guess, you were hypnotized by the Mothman. I'm just kind of dizzy. And the next thing I know, I open my eyes, I'm on the ground looking up at Huckleberry and Jeff. And they told me that I passed out. That's exactly what I want to see if I pass out. Huckleberry and Jeff on top of me. Brian! Brian! I just wake up and then pass right back out. I'm like, ah! Huckleberry and Jeff. Huckleberry and Jeff. Well, thank God Huckleberry and Jeff are there.

He is. Doing nothing for you but rubbing your belly. I feel better, I'm staying in the room. I seen something strange. You know, I don't really know what's going on. Just feel a little weird. I don't know. You got my shotgun?

I'll take care of it. You got my shotgun? That'll make me feel better. I know. I'm feeling dizzy. Yeah. You got my gun? I'm feeling dizzy and hypnotized and all out of sorts. You got my gun?

Loaded? Can I point it in multi-directions? What if he just takes a gun and starts swinging it around? How's everybody doing? I'm gonna fall down again. Ha ha. You're covered here. You just worry about yourself.

You just take care of Buck. Your bandana. Yeah, thanks guys. They gave him some therapy lessons there. You take care of you. You do you, Buck. It's a buck time. You need some self love right there, buddy.

Go draw a bath, get yourself a good magazine and a nice bottle of rose. You're gonna be right as rain by tomorrow. Bachelor finale's on. Go watch it with Brian. Grab my shotgun. Is that kind of... oh, that's his beard. I thought it was a hazmat suit.

Well, he's like a walking hazmat suit. Like you should have a hazmat suit if you're around him almost. That's scary. Well, that sucks. Guess we have to keep filming. We gotta get that Mothman. Let us not delay. The Mothman needs our attention. I hope he's all right. I do too.

I hope he's all right. We probably should go to the hospital with him, but we're going to stay here with our headlamps and run around like little children looking for Mothman. I just don't know. I can't explain it. Now it's the next day, just to keep you abreast of what's going on. At his side, he was clearly shaken up by what he saw that night. Now it's time to go after the Mothman. Oh, now it's time to go after the Mothman. Oh, now it's time to go after the Mothman.

That was just a pre-launch party. Yeah. That was a little tailgating before the fish concert. I've seen stranger stuff at a widespread panic show. I see that every time. Guys going down on their face and other guys standing around going, hello? Hello?

Gracious idea that these electrical currents attracted them off, man, just may lead to an idea that may help us devise a trap. Wait, who's this guy Trapper who's showing up now? I don't know, it almost looked like, this may be an earlier episode. Earlier or later episode, yeah. Well, because it said Buck

and then below it said Rookie. Oh, it said Rookie? Yeah. Oh, he does look younger in this episode too. Yeah, we it said buck and then below it said rookie. Oh, it said rookie? Yeah. Oh, he does look younger in this episode too. Yeah, we don't know because we don't do any research before we start the show. But we aren't aware of all the comings and goings

of everybody because we fail to do any homework whatsoever. I'm reading this article the other day about podcasts and like spreading misinformation on podcasts. And the girl wrote the article, which was, I think, well done, but a little snarky, was like, because podcasts, all they do is just claim they don't know anything while they spread misinformation. We really don't know anything. So yeah, but luckily we're only spreading misinformation about mountain monsters, so I don't think we're harming anybody. Here we are, Bill.

Normally when I design traps, I design them for star... Willie! It's my rat! My rat grew up to be a mountain monster! You did it, Willie! You did it! You. You did it. You survived. The legend.

The legend of Willie. He's now a trap builder for the mountain monsters. It makes total sense. It makes total sense. Oh, I love this. He went down into the sewers. He freed Willie and liquid he became. He went down into the sewers.

He's like a teenage mutant. Yeah, he came in contact with nuclear waste and he became a mountain monster. I'm so glad things turned out for you. It's me, daddy. It's me. Daddy, come back. You can sit on my shoulder. You're a little big, but you can sit on my shoulder again. Just like the old times. I'll put you in a box with some of that shaved up cardboard. You'll be fine. Things will be great, just like they used to be. Oh, Ben, the two of us need look no more.

And being able to hold and contain whatever creatures we're after. This one's totally different. I've heard about them all, man. I think it just go from... Look, Wild Builders, this was before he was yelling. Oh yeah, he was calm back then before the producers started saying, well, you're just not interesting enough. How's this? What have I just done y'all? Y'all are all the time like this. They come here, Hey, hoop hoop, yip yip. Come here, y'all little moth man. I'll be down by the creek.

Yip. Any kind of trap that I build, we're going to drop down over the top and he can teleport right on the outside of the cage. Teleport? What is this? Star Trek? He can outside of the cage. Teleport? What is this? Star Trek? He can teleport outside the cage? Why are you trying to build a cage for a creature that can teleport outside cages?

It doesn't make much sense. And be free again. So what I got here is a cage that I can electrify, which he can't teleport through electricity. You know basically how a bug zapper works. Yeah. Well this is... Yeah, I sure do. Yeah, he needed to crank it up and on. I sure do. I've been... I got five of those in front of my house on my front porch. I knock into them every once in a while. Largest bug zapper you ever seen. Giant, giant bug zapper.

Jop, Jop. What does Jop, Jop mean? Giant, Giant. Oh, he said giant giant? I thought he said jop jop. Wait one second. Let's go back. You might be right. You ever seen? Jop jop. I think he said jop jop.

It's his own mountain monster language. But of course he's talking to a full-sized rat mutant. Yeah. Mutant rodent. So he does probably have to tailor his language to his audience. I got it. I understand. This is the idea I came up with two before galvanized electrifying wire.

And I got this high voltage electric box that I brought with me. This will be enough to... I've got this extremely dangerous high voltage lightning box we're going to put right under the high powered transmission lines. I know it showed those big, like, the electrical lines going through the whole like 10 acres. Yeah, we've all seen it. Driving down the road somewhere a little rural and then out of nowhere, there's like these huge power lines. They look like ski slopes. Yeah, ski slopes. They just go on forever. Ski things. Ski lifts.

Those are the high wattage power lines that consist, that make up the grid in the United States and they connect and they go for hundreds of miles, maybe thousands of miles, I don't know, but they're underneath these things because they think that's where the mothman is going to be attracted to and their bright idea is to put yet another high voltage electrical thing right under the high, that's so dumb. Yeah, yeah! Be able to energize this whole cage. Pull it up hard to the top of the bridge.

Is that the old burger? Once he gets up underneath of it. Motions will set it off. Cage drops down around through him. He's home to stay. He cannot teleport to the outside and he can't touch the side of the cage. Can't teleport? I'm pretty sure if someone could teleport, electricity is not going to stop him.

But I don't know, what do I know about teleporting? If he does it'll be like barbecue to get her done, bro You know what you need to do and the old Marine tell me what you need to do And I'm gonna go get some crank and I'll be right back I'm gonna go shake up my Mountain Dew meth bottle and I'll be right back This is a unique cage trap, it's actually the biggest bug zapper ever built. There is some tall stuff, brother. I've rewired up my bug zapper at the house a time or two.

Be able to catch these moths and millers and these damn little... Who's at home rewiring their bug zapper? Who does that? I'm pretty sure people on Crystal Meth like to do that kind of thing. Don't they? Don't they like to take apart TVs and put them back together? I mean, I- You know when you're at home, you know, rewiring your bug zapper. When you're at home rewiring your bug zapper after a long day at a party with chiropractors. You know, gosh. Oh, Lord. Okay. Let's do this. Let's take a break and then we'll

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You ever hear... Why would you? I mean, for what reason? Hear anybody eatin' a... Old Malif one forget eatin', bro. I have a lot of... I mean, once you're getting fried up in here... There really is a bug in here. you for what reason? Hear anybody eatin' a mof won't forget eatin' bro. I have a lot of blood.

He wants to get him fried up in here. He wants to get him fried up in here. He wants to get him fried up in here. He wants to get him fried up in here. We're playin' on havin' some mothwangs after we get the mothman in here. Is he drunk? Yeah, he is something. First of all, yeah.

Mothwangs? I think as the seasons go on he gets drunker and that's why he gets louder,, he is something. Flannel now? Yeah, I think as the seasons go on, he gets drunker and that's why he gets louder, but he is something. Or maybe that's just the way he is. I don't know. Seems like a nice enough guy. Just does a lot of weird talking. Jab, jab!

Damn, that thing starts easy. So now they're... Damn, that thing starts easy. So now they're... Damn, that thing starts easy. Yeah, I know. Dang, that thing starts easy. I don't trust things to start that easy. Plug it in right there, Bill. And I'll show you how this little machine works right here. Flip her on, brother.

Power button. I know the marketing. Power! You turn it on. Electro cubes! That's amazing. That's how it works. He's like the real life, remember King of the Hill? Yes.

The dad. No, the guy who would just mumble, boom-hour. I'm trying to remember. I come up with, as having a cage, that I can electrify, he can't teleport through electricity. How do you know that? Who has been teleporting through electricity or not?

He's just guessing. Yeah, of course. Right back here, buddy. Oh, Lord. Oh, yeah. Ah, you see them two resistors right there? you see them two resistors right there? You see those two resistors right there? You want to have a great Friday night, stick your dick in it.

Make your hair stand on end. Produce electrical horse that will fry his little ass. He'll think the Fourth of July has come early. He'll think the Fourth of July has come early. Jared Do you think the Mothman has a calendar? Just wondering. Well, Halloween's coming up. It's my busy time.

All the kids are going to make fun of me again. Mothman costume again. That's how I was born. There's a lot of people down here in Mason County that have spoken about the red, big, pan-like, gazing eyes. Buck had an awfully terrifying feeling once the Mothman had looked him straight in the eyes. And I've got grave concerns. Wait, when did the Mothman look him straight in the eyes? He just fell over. I didn't see any mothman.

Well, no, of course they didn't get him from the camera. Now he's just tired in the back of the... They're all riding in the car and Buck's like got his eyes closed in the back with his head wobbling all over the place. We've been out on several investigations and this is the first time we've came across something of this nature that would make one of the team members sick. You know, after seeing what I've seen up at Crash's Field, I've seen these two big glowing eyes. I got-

Two big glowing eyes. Look like headlights about a mile away. First of all, second of all, I've never been on a Mountain Monster set, but I guarantee this is not the first thing that has made people sick on a Monster set. I can only imagine what craft services looks like over there. And Billy. And Billy.

Well, I got extra Doritos, Taco Locos from Taco Bell, and Mountain Dew just like you requested. I do have to say, I bought the taco locos about a week ago But they still smell okay Job job, I'm gonna eat him Sounds good to me passed out and I've felt well sense. Oh Get on an interview. This guy was out in the woods. He's an avid hunter and trapper

He sighted him on a perch up on top of an old county bridge, then closed for years. Who's hanging around an old county bridge closed for years? I mean, I realize- Well, there's not a lot to do. I realize not everybody lives in Atlanta, Georgia. I get it. There's a lot of you too. I have been friends with, I have been to, I have been out in the backwoods. I know. I've been to parties in the woods where you pretend like you're in the backwoods for a couple of days. But I don't know who's at an old bridge looking for mothmaid.

We're headed over to see a man named Mark. How we doing? Pretty good. How are you? Mark's telling us that he was out deer hunting and he sees this figure sitting on the top of this old bridge, it gives him a very eerie feeling. Oh, scientific proof. Back in the woods there scouting for deer, and I seen this big creature on the bridge. I love how they all have their notebooks out and they're writing. As if this is an Agatha Christie murder mystery. I had no idea what it was.

It's a little bigger than me. It had red glowing eyes and I'd just stand there mesmerized by it. How tall was it? It had to be at least seven foot tall. I heard stories of... Seven foot, eight foot, nine foot. What makes it better for the television? Weighing creatures before.

I told my buddies about it and they mentioned something about a moth man. That's entirely possible because... I've been a lot of sightings of the Mothman in this part of the country. When people have close-up sightings of him, the eyes is what really gets them. I'm very excited this took place. That's why he's wearing sunglasses. The guy they're talking to has sunglasses. And that Trapper guy starts talking to him, like he knows what he's talking about, his mouth is wide open and he's just like nodding his head and then shaking it also. He's like, that's not what I said. I said, I thought I saw a creature. On a bridge, because that's the Mothman's portfolio.

That's his emote. His portfolio? That's his emote. His old county bridges near deer hunting grounds where no one else can witness. I do see a pattern coming together here. Really like to see this bridge. Mark had the sighting of Mothman on this bridge, but the characteristics of it relate back to 1967

and the Silver Bridge collapsed. What's scary is to have a sighting of Mothman today. Everybody feels that whenever you see the Mothman, there's tragedy that follows. I can see the bridge. Like Buck tipping over, like a sleeping cow. Yeah. Bridge.

Yep. Man, that's a unique bridge. They don't build them like that anymore, do they? They don't build them like that anymore, do they? That's what, a three, four foot expansion bridge? That's the reason why it's closed. Yeah, there's a reason why. It literally has no road anymore. It's two pieces of iron swung across a creek, I swear to God, is no bigger than six feet across. None. They don't make them

like that anymore. No, they don't. Because they could literally just put some dirt in there and make a road. That bridge is way too little to hold anything, especially someone my size and the mothman's supposed to be bigger. There's no way to hold. Mark, we wanted to see your bridge because mothman... Yeah, but if you can teleport... Now, if you could teleport, that's a different story. You just got to float above it a little bit, Chrissy. You're not thinking about this correctly,

in scientific terms. Been seeing around bridges so much that actually we're gonna incorporate a bridge into our trap. Yeah, I saw that creature sitting right up on top of that rail on the right. He was just kinda crouched on top of that rail. Are you sure it wasn't the DMT talking?

It's just Kraut. It was just Kraut. It was taking a Mothman shit. Poops the size of logs. It was amazing. And it just kind of put the fear of God in. That's when he jumped up and glided across. That's when he jumped up and glided across. That's when he jumped up and made another dropping and then flew away.

I collected the scat, would you like to see it? It's the size of the Mothman. Rumor has it he's got straight intestines. Food just goes right through him. Rumor has it, Mothman has the biggest dung of any of the creatures we've chased. Nicole Soule-North Well, Jaff will know, the researcher. Jared Sifton Yeah, for sure. Weren't they one time like sticking their hands in some Wolfman scat or something? He just kind of, nah he just kind of disappears. He just kind of pfft. Everybody's doing it now. Everyone's doing the same little noise.

He just kind of pfft. You know. Yeah I don't want to say it on national television, but you know, let himself loose. He really let one go and it flew off. Flames coming from his anus. His dung literally set on fire coming out of his butt and, you know. Well that tracks with what we've heard from other Mothman sightings. Mark did have a whole lot of details or facts in this story. This story was very bad.

That's why we just focused on him. This is why we spent 15 minutes of this episode talking about him, is because he didn't really actually tell the truth. He didn't do any facts or research or anything really beneficial. It's like the commercial break. I know. It's just, I felt like we were getting into commercial break territory, so I just kind of let him go This our whole episode is based on this one man sightings but

In hindsight, I do have to admit even for the mountain monsters. It was sound a little sketchy But I think that he was just you know a little surprised you know, whatever he's seen it was dark What do you think about what his wingspan was from you know from, from where you saw him? Oh, 50 feet at least, I don't know. What's in the script? Five feet, five feet. You know, when he opened his wing, you know, it just kind of came out, I don't know. Or can we focus less on the pooping and more about him? I know, you know, he also turned his head and, you know, it just got...

Mark Stewart, Jr. Guessing 12, 14 feet wide. Mark Stewart, Jr. That's pretty big. Mark's story is not adding up. Some of the things he was telling us just couldn't be true. The bridge wasn't the right height. Wow. I can't believe... I've never seen the mountain monsters discount a story like this, but this is probably, I think you're right, this is an early episode and they're probably trying to give some credibility

to this poor Mark. I mean, you go on the mountain monsters, you don't expect to be grilled by the mountain monsters. I don't know, but I just would imagine you're not thinking this is going to be an interrogation. I say, yeah, it's all a mouth, man. He's 48 feet high and 400 feet of wingspan. And you know, he kind of teleported away with his poop. I just really believe that he'd seen an owl.

An owl. From a huge mouth man to an owl. This guy's like, I've been doing ketamine therapy after I saw that Mothman. Now you're telling me it was an owl? Wow. Poor Mark. I mean, now all his friends are like, yeah, you're the guy that lied on Mountain Monsters. I mean, if you couldn't get any lower. Pastor Bregman Appreciate you bringing us out here to spend the time with us. Pastor John No problem. Pastor Bregman That had to been one hell of an experience.

That's all I have to say. Pastor John It sure was. It sure was. I was pretty high then. I'm not so much now. I'm actually feeling not so good. If I could go back and do some more narcotics, I'll probably feel better. I'm not real enthused with his story because the damned old bridge is so rotten.

And we're talking about six, 700 pound animals sitting on top of this bridge. And I'm pretty sure that he- Whoa! Rawr! They got a CGI rendering. This is no Steven Spielberg work here. No Amblin Entertainment here.

No James Cameron avatar. No, Pixar did not make this. It's a man-like creature with big wings and red glowing eyes drawn by my son in preschool. The collapse was it. The Mothman may have caused the silver bridge to collapse. I'm telling you right now, it ain't gonna take much for that bridge to collapse. It's pretty rinkety, isn't it?

It is. We're gonna make sure we don't get anyone out on there. You mean you're not even gonna send me this time? That's a shocker. I wouldn't send you out on there, Buck. That bridge is so old, it's so decrepit. I don't even believe it would hold the weight of the Mothman, let alone a trap. We definitely have to find another bridge to set our trap for the Mothman. The Mothman's just coming to bridges?

That's all he does? Just hang out on bridges? That's apparently his portfolio. His portfolio. That's his scene, Chrissy. You know, some people are into emo punk, hippie bands. You know what I'm saying. He's into bridges. And why not? Oh, okay. Oh, that's it. We don't get any more. Oh no, there is a follow-up video to this. There definitely is a follow-up video to this. And I would love to show it.

definitely is a follow-up video to this and I would love to show it. Man oh man, no moth man sighting today. That was a real mouthful. But maybe, just maybe, we'll get a sighting of the sheet squash. Take it away, Brian. Last episode we did mountain monsters. Some of our favorite guys on earth are those mountain monster guys. Buck, Chuck, Buck, and Huck. Huck number three. Huckleberry three, Huckleberry four, and Trapper John, who I didn't even know was a guy on the show until yesterday. Well, what about Willie too?

Oh yeah, go to Willie, that's right. Tone free Willie, there he is, the rat that I let go years ago. He did just fine, now he's living in the backwoods of Kentucky, spotting mothmen. Yeah, West Virginia. I'm pretty sure this is all filmed at the exact same place. I'm pretty sure, and it's probably not West Virginia. It's definitely Kentucky. I don't know, who knows? Anyway, so here's what I did. I found us another one without further ado. I'm strolling on the internet as I do like to do. And here,

the mountain monsters are not chasing Sasquatch, they're chasing Sheep Squatch. Oh, Sheep Squatch. Yeah, it's a combo of the Sasquatch and the Sheep. The legend of the Sheep Squatch. The legend of the sheep squash. The legend of the sheep squash. That's what I was afraid of when I spent the nights out in the woods. Not the camp counselors, not the Boy Scout guys, not my priests, but that's sheep squash always running around the woods, ramming people.

It's huge. I'm assuming it's big. Oh, it's got to be. And it has horns. Oh, you don't know how big it is. And yes, it does have horns when it gets excited. It gets horns All right, let's take a look and see we're on the final night of the hunt according to Of course, there's always a full moon. It's b-roll footage Gotta make some kind of explanation as to why it's so very bright everywhere they

go. Full moon. True. There it is again. There it is again. There it is again. There it is again. Yeah, guys, listen, I'm over here and I got my dick stuck in a pussy willow.

I'm trying to get it out. It's making a knocking sound. Don't mind me. He's in the tree. He's in the tree. We're in Boone County and we're hunting the sheep squawks. He said that with a straight face. They're always in Boone County.

Boone County is the same county every state. It's Boone County. Poor Boone County. They got the worst reputation on it. Look at this. Oh my God. They put up a picture of the sheep squat. Oh wow. And it's got the body of a...

Sasquatch. Sasquatch. Bigfoot. And a weird piranha mouth. And a dog face. And then goat horns. I don't even think that's a sheep. I think it's a goat.

Six and a half, seven foot tall, weighs over 600 pounds. He's got a rat tail. Oh my God. What the fuck is going on? These guys are going a little too crazy. They're just making up anything. Of course they are. And by the way, I'm so proud to announce, I'm so proud of our country.

I'm so proud of us as a United States of America, that I will read a lot of the comments below some of these videos on YouTube, and people take it just as we do. It's just comedy going to them. And has a huge set of horns like a ram. He just ran off, he just ran off. Damn it.

Damn it, he got away. This huge 600 pounds. God damn it, I'm gonna go chase this 1000 pound piranha mouth dog face scass quatch with horns that could kill me by myself, y'all stay here. What are you doing? Careful, careful, careful, careful, careful.

What are you doing? I don't think that's running more than it is just. Leaping over a log. Moving your feet in place. What is he doing? What are you doing? How do you expect to catch anything at a Groundbreaking 1.2 miles per hour. They're just Over the place at each other

at each other. Look at that! Holy ****! Right through that tree he was lying up against! ****! He was just right here! He was just here! He was just here two and a half feet from us because we didn't run anywhere! We literally stumbled two feet!

He was right there! Imagine we could have actually had a camera take a picture of this creature so that we could be the most famous people on earth. They got away too quick. Yeah, they always do, Chrissy. Oh, guys, I'm sorry. It scared me. Look at that.

He tore up Jack, didn't he? Or a sea squaw just attacked this tree. He just tore a bark up. I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I tore up the bark, then the thing and the thing fell over, then I ran and then he fell and then I came down. Goddamn! There, let me make my sheep call the noises. Baa-whoop! Baa-whoop-whoop!

That was good. This is bad news, I'm telling you what. Dug a big old hole in the ground where he slung against that thing and just tore out north right towards that track. Keep going to the left. That was the fucking worst you said. He's the worst. I know. Phil. I'd have ear muffs if I worked with that guy.

And I'm a guy who screams for a living. Keep an eye on your left up there, Trapper. Okay. Careful there, Willie. You fall off that, son. It basically never gets you out of here. I can see the brush. If you've, there's a tree that has fallen over what is clearly a three and a half inch

ravine. Yeah, it's not very tall. And they're saying, don't fall off. We'll never get you out of there. Well, because mainly because the rest of you are 380 pounds. Out there towards right, straight in front of me about 75 yards. I can hear him. Back up and come around.

Come up here with us. Our logs will lead you to no place. I love how these guys. They're so sweet with each other. Don't get yourself stuck on a log that's fallen down. That'll lead no place. Well, I'm pretty sure anywhere you go in this scenario leads you to no place.

Yeah. Let's cross the ravine, go back through there. I see his eye, right there, right there, right out there. 60, 70 yards. I see it, I see it right there. He's moving up to the left. I see his eye. Guys, that's me.

I see his eye. That's it though, just his eye. Yeah, from 75 yards away, he sees his eye. That's it though, just his eye. Yeah, from 75 yards away he sees his eye. Guys, that's me! Don't shoot! Don't shoot! There he is. He's going exactly in the right direction we want him to though.

Trapper. Go ahead, doctor. Hey, we just caught him. Trapper MD. CBS needs a new episode by Tuesday. Go ahead. Yeah. Traffer MD. He's over here hitting up against the tree. He's got Lees kicked back.

He's right between us on the trail. Did we just see him over here? See his eyes go up this ridge line? No, I'm perfectly relaxed in this situation. I'm just going to be sitting on the ground. Buck, the guy who's closest to the sheep man, sheep squat, sheep foot, whatever it is. I'm just gonna be sitting on the ground buck the guy who's closest to the sheep man sheep Squatch Heepfoot whatever it is Guys closest to the sheep foot. He's sitting on the ground. Just relax as he can be don't worry about me guys. I'm good

Listen Listen, isn't that? RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR We'll meet you at the log pile. Are you clack close to the dumping pile? Meet me at the log pile. Meet me at the log pile. You mean the hole in the ground where we take our shits or the actual log pile? No, the stinkies Go! I just heard a sheep squash roar. That thing was loud. It echoed all the way up this holler. It's incredible Over here! Over here! We're coming! We're coming! We're coming! we're coming! We're coming! Go! He's right here!

Wow, the action in this is like, it's crazy. They're all moving at a glacial pace, just swinging their guns wildly around. I think they also just met up with the other. There was one team, and then one other team, and then they missed him, though. You've never hunted for cryptids, but if you had hunted for cryptids,

you know that's how it goes. Cryptids. Cryptids, that's what they're called. These wild animals that don't really exist, but people wanna believe that they do. They're called cryptids. I didn't know that. And so let me share with you,

is that when you go cryptid hunting, like a 3000 pounds, seven and a half foot tall thing with fangs and muscles. At night. Yeah, at night, under the full moon. You know what you do? You split up. It gives the creature a better chance to eat you alive. Oh, they've got a trap.

Form a line! Everybody point your gun at the guy next to you. Let's form a line and we'll walk slowly until one of us dies accidentally. The team just met up. We're going to keep pushing north on this deer trail right up where Mason had his encounter with the Sheep Squad. They got a map on there that's showing you where they are. That's not a map. It's just arrows pointing in the northerly direction.

Our feeder's just right over the hill. Right there! Go, go, go, go, go! Go, go, go, go, go! Run slower than you were running before! Go, go, go, go, go! God damn, dude. Is that the feeder, isn't it? Check your thermal, Jeff. I'm scanning now. Check your thermal!

Check your thermal! Check your thermal underwear? Yeah! No, they're good! I'm in a little bing bang in my pants earlier from Craft Services, but I'm good! Anybody got any wet wipes? I got a delicatiness. Biodegradable, please. I don't want to hurt this Boone County.

He's moving fast, guys. Yeah. Oh, he's down the hill. Straight down the hill. Come on, Bill. Straight over the hill. He's just marching in place. I know, they're just going so slow. They're trying to chase a 7,000 pound creature that's 7 and a half feet tall. And they could not be moving slower. It's like they're running in place. They're doing the backwood shuffle. They're just shuffling their feet along the ground. Right over this deer stand. Something just smacked it and took off down the hill. What do you got?

Well I found it. Unfortunately, Huckleberry number three is gone. He's dead. But I did find him and then he ran away. And as hard as I ran, I just couldn't catch up with him. I was right there. I can't see nothing. We're right in there, wasn't it?

We gotta get to the side, side, side, Buckleberry. He's moving too fast. We gotta get to the side, side, side, side, Buckleberry. Chop, chop! He's moving too fast. Chop, chop! He's moving too fast. Or maybe you're moving too slow. You're too slow. Exactly. Maybe half your problem on this stupid show is that you guys just don't know how to run.

Just crawling basically. What's the new driver? We gotta get the side besides the pushing north. Huckleberry and I'll take one, you guys take the other one. I mean there has got to be a more scientific way of doing this, don't you think? Like shouldn't you have a chopper up above like with thermals? I was gonna say like a drone. Yeah, like a drone, a couple of scientists who are ready to draw blood or something. There's got to be a better way to go about capturing the sheep squad. That's just, I mean, that's just their process, Brian. Don't knock it.

I don't knock it. I've made a good living off their process, but I'm just sharing with you it's kind of silly the way they go about this. They just stand in a circle, swing their guns around, and yell at each other essentially. Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, move out, let's go! The sheep squatch is way too fast for us to keep up with him on foot. We need to jump in the side besides the pushing point. He's a creature, he's a creature. I know. He's just dancing. Running.

Just running. Woo hoo! Oh my god. Hey, over here. Hey, over here. Over here. Come on, Buck, run down that hill. Whoops, you missed me.

I'm behind the tree. Red Rover, Red Rover, send Buck over. Red Rover, Red Rover, send Buck over. Red Rover, Red Rover, send Buck over. Red Rover, Red Rover, send Buck over. Red Rover, Red Rover, send Buck over. You missed me! I'm behind the tree! Red Rover, Red Rover, send bulk over! Marco! Marco! Oh, these fucking mad monsters, I love scurrying with them!

Here, let me scramble up this tree real quick! Woo! Ha ha! So much fun. Hey guys, if you do catch me I'm just gonna eat ya. But let's have some fun with it for a while, huh? Here, I'm gonna run at a normal human pace. And you guys will be a mile behind me in about five minutes.

Woo! Come get me! Let's go! Come on! Let's go, Willie! Let's go! Come on! Go, go, go, go, go! Let's go, Willie! Let's go, Willie! Go, go, go! Where are you guys going? Go, go, go where?

I'm right here! You don't need to get into a golf cart. You can just walk to me and then I'll eat you! Ha ha! Oh, here come my horns. I'll be right back. Let's go! Get Ashley! We're on him! Yeah, let's go! Stay right on him, Patrick! Stay right on him!

You too! You too! Stay right on him! Listen to the crazy noises in the background. Waaah! He's back on the ground, boy! Rawr! Rawr! Am I scaring you yet? Rawr! Here, wait.

Let me make a little tapping noise. Just fuck with it. Oh, over here! Oh, you missed me! Wee! Hey, you wanna play a game of tag? Uh, you tag my mouth and I'll chop off your arm. What do you think?

No? Alright. There's my one eye. Hey, hey. There's my one eye. Yeah, I got one eye. Even with my one eye and dislocated shoulder and my bad hip, I'm still faster than Buck. Okay, all right. There I am.

Run, you bastard, run. Yeah! Yeah! Like they're on, run! Yeah! Yeah! Like they're on a horse. Yeah! Get him, John Deere tractor lawnmower! All right, let's take a break and we're going to be back with Mildmouth. We got to figure out what happens here, Chrissy.

I'm excited now. I feel like there's a good shot we're going to see a picture this time. I think so. This time they're going to get their man. Billy's going to get it. He's going to get it. All right, we'll be back. Call me, beat me, if you want to reach me at 212-433-3TCB. If you have any comments, questions, compliments, or content ideas, that's 212-433-3822.

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Nail biting. Yeah. By the way, they're traveling 32 miles per hour in this cart. What? Stay up with him. Is he running down the same trail? I mean, honestly. He's running fast. Oh, there's lots of worms here, but what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna run down the road

so you guys can't, so you guys can see me clearly. Is that cool? Is that good? You think you can catch up with me? Come on, let's do it. Man, this is rough. This is rough. Go, go, go! Yeah! Doesn't look rough to me. It looks like a fucking road. Gliding through. Yeah, you're gliding down a road in a John Deere tractor.

It's rough in here. It's a thick **** too. He ain't got no choice now. He's an arsehole. Yeah, get out of this car. We're gonna get him. We're gonna get him. We're gonna get him. Oh yeah, we're gonna get him, we're gonna get him, we're gonna get him. Can they see him? Because I can't. I know that they're flashing up the thermal camera.

Which shows nothing. It shows nothing. It just shows the woods. That's it. I guess the woods are red hot tonight because everything's red on the screen. We're out. Damn, he can go to this quick. Can't fall.

Damn Boone County. If it was easy, we wouldn't be down here. God damn Boone County. God damn Boone County. Boone County is where you're making your bread and butter, kid. You're always in Boone County. Damn Boone County.

They've all got guns too and nobody can like, you know, just the point point Yeah, yeah point and shoot if you're if he's close enough to see he's close enough to shoot Get a dart gun. I mean wouldn't that be the wise thing here? Get a dart gun fill it with some good stuff and just shoot him in the neck. I've seen it in movies He spent her a pet detective Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. They're with him, he's going right there. He's still headed that way. We're on his ass! They keep showing these thermos.

We're on his ass! On his ass! Don't threaten me with a good time. Get up in this ass. It's lonely out here for a sea squatch. I'm just letting you know. There's not a lot of female, not a lot of single female sea squatching bird counting. in this ass, yeah. It's lonely out here for a seat-squatch. I'm just letting you know. There's not a lot of female,

not a lot of single female seat-squatch in Berk County. So if you guys wanna take out it, I'll just bend over. Let you ram me for a few minutes, then I'll basically mutilate you with my teeth. How's that? Oh, that's steep, damn! Right here, that's right here, right here! What the fuck?

Oh, man! What the fuck? Oh, man! What the fuck? What the fuck? Ha ha ha ha ha! This is worse than 50 Shades of Grey! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Did they just crash into a tree? They just crashed into something.

And fell over? Yeah, but they like, it was so bad, it was just, you could tell no one crashed, it was just the camera shaking. it was so bad. It was just you can tell no one crashed. It was just a camera shaking This is the worst It's the best comedy, but it's the worst Nonfiction show on television. It's clearly fiction Well, we got to take time to talk to the camera real quick, and then we're gonna go rescue our friends. I'm gonna do an interview real quick,

and then we're gonna go down there and help them. We're gonna take the next 30 to 35 minutes to do this cutaway, and then we're gonna certainly find out whether our friends are dead or not. It sounded like a grenade. Yeah, I'm actually in a hurry, guys. Can I get a sandwich from Craft Services? Sounded like a grenade. Yeah, I'm actually in a hurry, guys. Can I get a sandwich from craft services?

Sounded like a grenade. I'll get down on now. What the hell? What happened? What the hell? Driver! Huckleberry! Driver!

Buc! Buc! Buc! Buc's trying to get down the hill. Oh my God. Buc, Buc's gonna kill himself on this show. They gotta have a stunt double for Buck. Who's like, weighs 180 pounds. Just switching out. Because Buck's pants are all the way

down around his thigh. His whole ass is sticking out as he's trying to shuffle down a hill. Buck! Trevor! Buck! Trevor! Trevor! Uncle Barry! Oh, he's sliding his, on his butt. They're all sliding down a hill. Buck! Jabber! Buck! Jabber! Oh, he's sliding his own butt. They're all sliding down their butts. Yeah, that's probably the best idea. That size. That's probably faster. Yeah, it's probably faster. If you would just roll down, like, what was her name in the Willy Wonka movie? Veruca Salt. You okay, Huck?

Oh! Boom! Down goes Buck. Down goes Buck. They're just tripping all over themselves. I know. The medic cost on this production must be huge because everyone's always falling or hurting themselves. Remember that one time, was it Huckleberry that fell into the freezing water? Yes.

Well, the water was coming down on him. That was a different one. Oh no, yeah, you're right. It was like our first ever mountain monsters, and he fell into a creek and it was freezing. What the hell happened? We just seen you hit something. We hit a goddamn tree.

Well... We hit a goddamn tree? We hit a goddamn tree. Well, it... We hit a goddamn tree? Yeah. We hit a goddamn buck. And don't worry, the golf cart is completely unscathed, but we are profusely bleeding everywhere. Look. Look at the windshield. Breathe. Damn, Trafford.

You all right? Knuckleberry, you all right? They're discombobulated. They're all discombobulated. I think these guys might need medical attention right now, but we're in Boone County. Walmart is the closest doctor. They got their cage rattled. He went that way.

He went that way. He went that way. Go, go, go, go, go! Go, go, go! Leave me alone! Leave them alone! There's like broken glass. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,

go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, He went that way and everyone just starts running away. Don't worry about him, he'll be fine. Go, go! Up the hill, that's a good move. I think that it got mad, it got irritated, and it turned, instead of going to the trap,

it went ahead and it just attacked them. Come on. Yeah, I'm sure that's exactly what happened. There were cameras on that cart too. There are literally cameras attached all over that cart and they didn't catch one shot of being attacked? No. Come on.

Damn, he'll just go, wham! You all right, Uncle Barry? Looks like you're about to puke. Well, I swallowed my damn tobacco! Wait! That will make you puke, from what I've heard. Oh yeah, I've done it. When I was in high school and I tried to chew

Right to actual chewing tobacco. That's the nastiest shit in the world and you better be goddamn Close that throat. Don't swallow one bit of it because it's not gonna go down easy. Yeah, it's gross Slide over there. Yeah After I got down here checked checked on Trapper, man. God, his eyes look like he's been doing acid for a month. It's crazy. He's got all pupils, no eye. While Bill got over there, picked up on his trail. Let's not lose him. I don't see nothing. We're not the wind. Yes. Be wounded.

I don't see how any world something to get through here. Good Lord. He has to be wounded. see how in the world something get through here good lord. He has to be wounded. Your friends just got into a terrible accident with the sheep squash. The windshield is broken. They're discombobulated. Only no one got wounded. Do you think the sheep squash left in the same way? I have to lose his trail. We took right up. All fast running through that thing. What? What did he say? We took about the day it was over on the side. to go down to the thing and I got to the show and saw a fucking bug and I went over there down to the thing and I didn't see a damn thing. Thick brush, we couldn't even remotely keep...

You know what would be fun? To go on YouTube, watch one of these videos and put on the closed caption that the AI does and see what he comes up with. That's true. Right on out of Dodge, he left the patch. We couldn't even keep up with him. You see him? I don't see nothing. Look at this. What a mouth.

You can see the round part of his horn where his horn was right here. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. This thing is seven feet tall, 800 pounds, and he's showing a circle where he thinks the horn went through? It's the size of a dime. It's the size of a dime. Are you sure you're not just dealing with like a really irritated roach because this doesn't seem like a thing that big would make such a small dent. Wow.

I think this thing will be rammed. I'll tell you exactly what happened. Please do. He had a choice between the trap and me. He actually turned to fight. He rammed that damn big head and horns right in the front side beside. Okay, where is the picture? Where is the photographic evidence? You're with a fucking camera crew, mic'd up, cameras everywhere, lights in action, all

the whole nine yards. Where is the picture? It's just, it's elusive. I know. Me and Wild Bill picked right up on his tracks. It's real thick in there. We made it out about 300 yards. We just couldn't keep up with the trail. I mean, he just there. We made it out about 300 yards. We just couldn't

keep up with the trail. I mean, he just prattled around like right out of Dodge. I mean, plum out of Dodge. Plum out of Dodge. When's the last time you heard someone say plum out of anything? That's like from a movie in the 60s where they just like stereotype Southerners. Well, I'm plum out of cheesecake, honey. I'm plum out of cobbler. Plum out of dodge. We are plum out of plums today. I'm not going to slow him down. None. I mean, he must be one tough hombre.

Tough hombre? You're assuming he's Mexican. That's pretty racist there, buddy. Hombre. This critter is big. He's agile. And he's mean. Very agile. Yeah, he's very agile. He's right there, but you can't catch up with him. He's everywhere, but you can't get a photograph of him. He's dancing all over the place, but no one seems to shoot him. It's just, I mean, come on guys. One of the, yeah, I understand this has been going on for whatever, 12 seasons. And you've never once in that I know of photographed or had any evidence that

any of these things exist, like hard evidence, except for, you know, tree markings and a dent and some guy got, you know, I got to hear scat. But you don't take that to a scientist or doctor or NASA or somebody who can test that shit. What you do is you just keep yelling. He tore up Jack. The Sheep Squatch war is just as bizarre as the creature itself. We heard that thing and it just shook the whole holler. Listen. The whole holler. The whole hauler. The whole hauler.

Oh, get down to the hauler. Get down to the creek, boys. Get down to the creek. It's a killer and it's dangerous and it's be feared. But it didn't kill us, nor did it try to eat us or any other thing of the sort. This thing turned and challenged just an attack. Oh, damn it! It hit something! It hit something! What the fuck was that?

He took his horn and run it right through the windshield, right at him. It took a diamond, threw it at us. This thing is dangerous. This windshield ain't going without a gun, though. And that's why this crack team of monster hunters that are all like approaching 70. Probably. Yeah, except for Huck.

His body probably is 70, but his age is probably less. And they'll just find a new Huckleberry when this one ages out. They'll just get a new Huckleberry, a similar age. I think each Huckleberry lasts about a season. What happened? I came running over that hill and I busted the cross, pulled him out of my britches. Oh, he did.

Oh, he did. Whoa! Oh, his pants are ripped! What? I didn't want to see that. No, I didn't either. I think I saw some dangling participles there. Didn't you? So Buck's pants ripped because he's a big boy and at

some point going down that hill where they got into the car and he slid down on his butt because the walking wasn't doing it for him. And then even while sliding he still managed to tumble down. His pants are ripped open in the front down one leg and they just showed a shot where you can see his white boxers and his dangling participles. I mean, it's a good thing I have them all on underwear. You ought to be seeing more than what you bargained for. Don't make me laugh, it hurts, Doug. This is the funny part of the show.

Oh, that's funny. Forget about that old sheep's squash. Forget about that old sheep's squash. We Forget about that old sheep-squatch. We're fine. Let's look at my balls. Let's look at my torn pants. Let's look at the real monster in this situation. My mammoth cock.

Yes, sir. Sheep-squatch has to be heard. I think we were taking it easy, Huckaberry. I bet that son of a bitch is dinged up worse than I am. I bet he's up there someplace pulling Trapper out of his ass. He's up there somewhere pulling Trapper out of his ass? What does that even mean? But also, is he now able to just jump up there? Yes. Yeah, he's up there. He's gone up.

He's scampered up the tree like a bear. Take care of him, Buck. I got him. The sheep squash may not be in our trap, but I know for sure he's in Boone Family. Wow. Once again. Cow-killing bastard. Once again, we don't get proof, but we get comedy.

There you go. Dang it squandered again, those pesky monsters. I guess we'll just have to wait and see if they catch something next time. Speaking of next time, Brian should be back and hopefully healing by our next episode. So once again, send him some well wishes and good vibes because he's gonna need them to get through another week of a yappin' here at the commercial break. So send us a text or leave us a voicemail

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