The Commercial Break - Big Hat...Full Of Secrets

Episode Date: April 21, 2023

What happens when you wear a cowboy hat and a Banana Republic button down? Automatic threesome. Krissy saw Ferris Bueller’s Day Off in theaters Old people things (cable) Save Ferris Ione Skye… I mean Mia Sara TCB found a new pick up artist to tell us about threesomes The four secret signs that your innocent girl is a freak in the sheets... Make all your fantasies come true! Sexual comfort, the phrase of the video winthatgirl.com, sounds legit! She can’t be the jealous type and she has to be young Marlon’s blowing this theory out of the water! Bryan knows that the women aren’t gonna get jealous, the guy is! Sexual marketplace value declines in our thirties...wow Fuck this guy…oh wait don't Nothing says sexual prime like a cowboy hat & a Banana Republic button down This man has never given anyone an orgasm LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Best of you out there in the podcast universe. What? Have you seen the movie Fer, Bealers Day off? Of course I have. How many times have you seen first, Bealers Day off? I mean, a hundred, I don't know. Oh, I used to be able to repeat that, almost work for work.

I thought in a theater when it first came. You saw this theater? My grandmother took me to go see it, yes. You are kidding me. When you were like 10? Yeah. Wow, that was brave of your grandma. Yeah, we always go to like dinner in a movie

That was amazing that your grandma though. I didn't see it. She was cool. Yeah, I think she must have been cool I think we saw it for the my dad told me something interesting long cigarettes Yeah, and then RX 7 a Mazda RX. She had a Mazda RX 7 and she smoked Capri cigarettes Capri's, remember those? God, I always felt like such a Yahoo when I had a borrow of Capri from my mom. Because my mom used to smoke Benson and Hedges. No, the Benson and Hedges.

Slams. And then she used to smoke Capri. It was a Benson and Hedges slams. Because those were the sophisticated cigarettes. If you wanted to die in sophistication, you smoked Benson and Hedges. If you wanted to die in sophistication, you smoked fets in it edges. If you wanted to look sophisticated, while you were dying, you would smoke Benson and edges slims,

which were an inch longer than a regular cigarette, and the size of a micro penis. I mean, they were like the weirdest things. And whenever I smoked them, I had to pull so hard on it because it's like, just to get like a half a drag. Like, I know. Mom, these are awful.

We'll buy you around cigarettes. The menthol, the menthol's too. Oh yeah, the menthol's were a thing for a while. You know they outlawed menthol cigarettes? They should. Yeah, I think God damn, what is that fiberglass in there? That that makes the ment mental taste is fiberglass Who knew mental who knew that fiberglass taste is so good

Because I'll tell you what a good mental cigarette if you were a cigarette smoker a mental is like a treat right? Everyone's in a blue moon you you know I used to do the camel crush. Oh the crush the crush Yeah, you crush it then link with a fiber grass would go into the back of your throat. It's so stupid to think about why we're all smoking cigarettes. But God damn what I love one. I went to Vegas. I saw all those people smoking cigarettes. And the first five minutes, all I wanted to do was run to the gift shop and buy a pack of cigarettes.

And then the second, anything past five minutes, it just made me sick to my stomach. I was like, oh my God, so much cigarette smoke. But I get it. I get why Vegas needs to, because people who are anxious, gamble more, and people who are anxious, smoke more than people who are not, at least that's what's been reported.

So I am squarely like, I'm not a gambler, but I'm way anxious. So what I don't gamble on, I make up for an anxiety, I could be a smoker for sure. But you know, I gave it up a long time ago. And for the better. But anyway, I digress. What I was going to say, my dad,

a fairs beeler. Fairs beeler. But let me share with you. And I think I've said this before, but I'll share, because there's so many fucking episodes of the commercial break, and then we'll be able to find it.

My dad shared with me just recently that, yes, as per my memory, he was the first one in the neighborhood to get cable. So he actually got the cable company to come to the house, run the cable off the line. He was the first one in the neighborhood to have cable. So everyone got excited and everyone came over. Because everybody could juice it from your mouth. Yeah, probably.

My dad was probably had a bunch of splitters going off there. Yeah, actually, I don't think that my dad's not that, doesn't have that type of personality. He would be like, no. No. He's not a rule breaker. Yeah, but he could, people could come over and watch.

We also had a pool in the backyard. So there's a lot of reasons why people would come over to the house in the neighborhood. But I'd never, I will never forget a bunch of people in the neighborhood over to watch this amazing thing called cable television and Nickelodeon's first day as a station, as a cable station, was a couple of days after we had gotten cable in my memory.

And my dad seems to think that I'm correct about this. So people were over, we were watching Nickelodeon come on air, so there are kids in there. And the first movie that they showed was black Beauty do you remember that movie black beauty about the horse? Yeah, I mean the people who die in the horrible boat fire and then the horse It's a horribly scary movie. There's nothing about there nothing for children in there It's a terrible movie terribly scary movie for children because the first scene is like a big fire and people are dying and the horse jumps in the water

and it's just a whole thing. But my dad also said, I loved having being the first one in town to have cable because I also was the first one, I watched MTV come on air and I used to watch MTV all the time. And I'm like, you watched MTV all the time? Like I don't remember this about my dad.

My dad doesn't seem like an MTV kind of guy. But he's like, oh yeah, when you kids went to bed, I'd watch MTV the whole time. And I don't remember this about my dad. My dad doesn't seem like an MTV kind of guy, but he's like, oh yeah, when you kids went to bed, I'd watch MTV the whole time. And I thought, wow, that's awesome. My dad's a little cooler than I thought. But because we had cable, we saw Ferris Bueller very quickly after it left the theaters. And it wasn't a huge hit, if I'm recalling this correctly,

it wasn't a huge hit in the theaters when it became a huge hit. If I'm recalling this correctly, it wasn't a huge hit in the theaters. When it became a huge hit is after it started rerunning on cable. Ferris Bueller's Day Off is a classic movie. Oh, so classic. Classic director. And it's just in the, to me, because I also grew up in Chicago

and it's based in Chicago. That's true. And it's kind of every kid's dream to skip school and get away with it and have a whole day of freedom. based in Chicago. That's true. And it's kind of every kid's dream to skip school, skip school, and get away with it and have a whole day of freedom, of going driving a Ferrari around town, the Cubs game, the restaurant, the Cubs game, the whole thing. So for those of you never seen Ferris Bueller's Day off, Ferris is a kind of, I guess, like mischievous, but... Can you know Cameron, Cameron,

from that movie is in succession? Yeah, he is. Yeah, I love that. So, Ferris is this like, you know, this mischievous, but good looking and very popular high school student, and he convinced that he fakes being sick in a very calm... With a Cassio a Casio keyboard.

Go watch the movie. I don't want to give away. I don't want to tell you the entire movie, which I could, by the way, probably you've been to this verbatim, because I've seen it so many fucking times. But I have this shirt. You've seen it on the show if you ever

watched the YouTube channel. I wear it often. It's safe. Ferris. So I go into the coffee shop the other day, a coffee shop, not my usual one, but I go in the coffee shop and there's a young girl behind the counter.

And she says, why are we saving Ferris? And I go because he says the flu, you know? Right. He's coughing up along, you know? And she goes, no, I don't think he was coughing up along. I think it had something to do with his liver. And I was like, wait, you know the movie Ferris Bealers Day off? And she's like, of course, I know the movie Ferris Bealers Day off.

I've watched it a million times. She couldn't have been older than 25 years old, not maybe not even 21 years old. And I was like, wow, that's really amazing that this movie has survived generation after generation to be one of those, you know, movies that... I can't remember. ...in doors, it's iconic.

And the reason why I'm saying this right now is because I have had questions, what is the t-shirt that you wear? Save Ferris. Oh. Save Ferris Bueller. That's what it is. Also, there's a name of a,

there's a band from the 90s that was called Save Ferris. Oh. Not bad. But I don't remember. I don't remember a fucking thing they did. But Save Ferris was what was up, they in during the day, they collected money and they wrote it on

a water tower like your local water tower they wrote it on the water tower save Ferris. And Jennifer Gray who was baby from dirty dancing is the sister and she's pissed. She is a bitch in that movie. She hates that he is getting away with it. And he's a fantastic. Beautiful. Beautiful. Yeah. Um, so that's the answer. When this girl asked me the question,

it reminded me that some people had asked, what is that t-shirt that you wear? Save Ferris. Save Ferris from Ferris Bueller's Day off. Come on, kids, get it together. If you've never seen the movie, Ferris Bueller's Day off, get on it. And who's the girl who Ioni I only sky isn't it the girl

I only sky Netflix has a whole thing out there on Yeah, she's a She still is in lingerie next to the bright Yes, that is a she had the white friends jacket on But it's that scene in the pool. There's no nudity. Obviously she's under agent when they film the movie, but Ioni Sky was the girl played Ferris' girlfriend.

They get her out of school too. They get her out of school. She is just so gorgeous in that movie. It was like my first, I think, real heart thobb crush on a celebrity was Ioni Sky. And the name, I it's it's just perfect Boyz wanted to be wanted to be with her girls wanted to be her that's right. I wanted to be her girls Wanna fuck you guys wanna know you you're amazing Brian amazing

Girls want to get with you boys want to be you it's unbelievable look how you glide through the strip club I'm gliding through the strip club because I'm so high on cocaine my feet can't touch the ground There goes Ryan back to the bathroom Here comes Ryan back to the table. Oh There goes again back to the bathroom That Oh, there he goes again, back to the bathroom. That guy's got a, oh, here he is. Forgot his matchbook. Why do you need a matchbook to go to the bathroom, bro?

Oh, he's back. There goes Ryan again, kicked out of the strip, up again. Where's that matchbook, bro? Why do you need a bag? So the movie came on the other day. the girl asked me about, I just, I watched the entire movie from front to back when I was here sitting here doing some editing. It's so good. It stands the test of time.

It really does. It's a good movie. It's a funny movie. It's ever, it's every high schoolers dream. Well, of course nowadays, this probably happens on a daily basis. I mean, I can't imagine these't imagine it's gotta be so different now No, I mean it's pretty more it's a lot more locked down. Oh, yeah, yeah, you can't roll the little grandmother's Sorry about that by the way. Yeah, so sorry you high schoolers that we have fucked it royally up for you

Promise promise promise that we'll try and do something about it. Not on this show, but you know, off air. Yeah. We won't address it here, but off air, we're trying to do something about it. Uh, Chrissy, one of our favorite topics. Oh, and also there's a moment, and I don't know if you've, I want as an adult when I watch this, I noticed that there's a moment toward the end of the movie when I only sky and cam cam and what's her name in the movie? Oh shoot. Peterson, something Peterson.

Isn't it Peterson? It's like Willow or something like that. There is pure strength. Sorry, you know I hate googling stuff but I have to. Sloan. Sloan. Oh and her name is not Ioni Skye, it's Mia Sarah. Oh. I thought it was Ioni Skye.

They're from the same era and they look kind of similar. Yeah, they do. Yeah, this one's Lisa at those four same. So Mia Sarah, not Ioni Skye, but saying Ioni Skye for years. Yeah, so wrong about that. Mia Sarah. You say it with conviction though. I do. If you say it with conviction, people believe do, if you say it with convention people believe it,

they don't even bother googling it. Now half the audience who just tuned out of the episode, because they're like, I don't want to hear Brian talk about Ferris Bueller's Day Off. They're gonna go around saying, I only Sky was awesome in Ferris Bueller's Day Off. And people are gonna be like, ooh, I only Sky did it was in Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

So anyway, Mia Sarah placed Sloan Peterson, and there's a moment in the end of the movie when her and Cam are talking about their future plans. And it seems a little hanky to me, like almost as if Cam and Sloan are in love. Like maybe there was a threesome going on. I think they had an affection for each other. Yeah, it just made my mind go to brother husbands.

It's threesome. Brother husbands. So you know how we like to talk about three sons around here, or any combination of multiple partners. Chrissy and I have a certain affinity and fascination for. So I thought, what do you do when your girlfriend, and the high girlfriend, you just not aware, or you don't understand if she wants to have a three-sum? Oh yeah.

Luckily, there are many men on the internet who will tell you the signs that she's into a threesome. So here's another pickup artist. Don't know this guy's name, we'll learn it. In a nice cowboy hat, who's telling you us, the four signs your girlfriend really wants to have a threesome. Four, exactly four. That's what he says.

But I, you know, he's like any of these other shitheads twelve discombobulated things he's gonna tell us with no i and a one b yeah there's gonna be but none of them are action items can't take action on any of them

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our girlfriends want to have a threesome. Oh, okay. Okay, here he is, look at him. Ah, this guy. Is that Luke Bryan? It kind of looks like Luke Bryant, doesn't it? Yeah, I don't know who this guy is actually. I can't remember his name.

This has been a place to go. He plays Luke Bryant off the future show. Well, for those, you can go to youtube.com slash the commercial break as usual and you can go see this guy. But he's wearing a cowboy hat and a buttoned up white t-shirt from Banana Republic. It's wearing a cowboy hat and a buttoned up white t-shirt from Banana Republic. It's not a... Where the white t under it.

Yeah, this is not the look I would go for if I was looking for a threesome, but, you know. He's just giving us the rule. He's just here and you are in for a real treat today. I want you to buckle up your seatbelt because today I'm giving you the four secret signs that sweet, innocent. Angel of a girl is actually super kinky and is actually a huge slut.

Is what he really wanted to say. I mean, come on, man. This is such clickbait. I mean, a threesome with a cool guy, just like yourself and with another beautiful girl. But that pure, innocent looking angel, the girl at the library, the one wearing those glasses, you know, a lot of girls, they look sweet

and so innocent on the surface, but in actuality, they are the biggest freaks. And she might wanna meet a guy like you, a guy like me, she wants to date me. You mean the super hot, slinky, sexy librarian wearing glasses with her hair up? Really just wants to take off all her clothes. They can quickly take it down.

Take it down. That's right. Literally bends over the computer station at the local library with her ass cheeks spread and ready to rock. Not only with me, but with another hot, slinky, sexy woman wearing glasses, ready to get it on. This is my lucky day.

Thank you. Oh, it is me. Me. You who is gonna introduce her to your other female friends to have a threesome with and fulfill all of her threesome fantasies. And these are the four hidden secret signs that you wanna look for to know

if that girl is in the three sums or not. And if you follow this advice, you can literally- Wait a minute, I'm just thinking girls. I'm a picture of the sky. Like, she's wearing glasses, got a bun, she's can't keep weight. Oh, secret sign number one.

That's it. She's laughing. She's wearing't keep weight. Oh, secret sign number one. She's laughing. She's wearing no underwear. Secret sign number two. She's sucking my dick. Secret sign number three. She's giving that other guy a hand job. Secret sign number four, she's in the threesome.

It's amazing. Inter, I love it. It would be girls introducing to the friends. Of course, that's how it happens, Chris. Yeah. When you find that super secret slut you're looking for, she's going to introduce you to her friends who are also secret super secret sluts. Yes.

That just, they're super hot. They just dress weirdly. Yeah. This is already full of tropes and misinformation. Right out from the crowd and make all of your fantasies come true without the awkwardness or the chance of me. Yes you forget about the extra 600 pounds you have on you and the Cheeto fingers are living with your parents and driving that 1992 Honda without a left side of the car. Don't worry about it Brian. You're ready to go

Hot librarians all over the country are ready to suck your dick with their friends All you have to do is get yourself a cowboy hat and a buttoned-up shirt from plan of Republic Literally dropping panties everywhere you go. Every library you go panties will drop. What's that puddle under that hot librarian's feet? It's her vagina waiting for you and her three best friends. Good tickle your balls. Well, while the hot librarian sits on your face, it's all coming your way, bro. It's your lucky day. You turned out my YouTube channel. The action.

But, you know, if you're just in the vanilla relationships and this video is definitely not for you and you should definitely close your eyes and cover your ears right now. Waa, waa, waa, waa, waa, waa. Waa, waa, waa, waa. It was all sounding good. Till you said it did not for us with nil, guys.

Hey, all you have to do is close your eyes and cover your ears. Oh, I'm not gonna game. Alright, guys, let's crack into it. Alright gentlemen, the first sign that that Innocent angel of girl is actually a little naughty devil in disguise and secretly wants to have a threesome is that Guys look you can't just ask a girl outright even if the girl really does want to have a threesome Even if that's her fantasy of fantasies girls still they still want to maintain that outer image of being the good girl, because women do not want to be judged by society. Women do not want to be outcast by the group.

Women always want to have permission. They always want to have approval by society. Except for their group. Well, except for their group of of super hot sexy slutty women that they're running around with first of all second of all who appointed you the cider of women's opinions what are you talking about dude you're wearing a cowboy hat you bought it an airport gift shop

who's fucking you who made you king of the world? You ask a girl outright if she likes three sims, if that's what she wants, she's probably gonna act all embarrassed and she will shut down. She's either gonna do nothing. Do you like threesons? I like twelvesum. Let me call my others. Do you like threes and see? I like twelves and see. Let me call my others.

We have a society of super hot. Yeah. Mality librarians. Do you just ask me if I like threes and see. Oh, you opened up Pandora's vagina. I get outright or she's not going to give you a straight answer about it, but she will not tell you the truth. So instead of asking a girl outright whether she's in the three sums or not, what you have

to do instead is build sexual comfort with a girl. You have to build sexual comfort with her. You have to build sexual comfort with her to the point where she can freely and open. She can explode with other women in your bedroom. Well, Brian, now that we've been to second base twice, I want to bring in six of my friends. Here's Candy, Sandy, Andy, and Andy. She does the hand jobs. Not the real names. By the way, is this a question or a super secret sign?

So all these guys get this wrong. It's all clickbait. They just make it, they find a cool title for a video and then they try and backfill it with bullshit. Talk about it honestly. Don't you think so? He said, for super secret signs, your girlfriends into three sums. But now he's making us do the work.

I thought we just had a look for the sign. I know. And then we're going to get laid a couple times by the hot librarian and her super secret friends. So fantasies with you and feel comfortable about it without feeling embarrassed by it, where she knows that you are not going to judge her, where she feels comfortable revealing her inner desires

to you and sexual comfort for a girl as much like regular comfort, except that she's like, it's like regular comfort, only it's extremely uncomfortable. Because I have my, yes, because me and three of my guy friends have my nicks all over them. Sexual comfort is unlike regular comfort. What? What?

What are you fucking talking about, dude? Do you have anybody helps you write these things? Comfortable around you with her sexuality. For example, a girl who has been with her boyfriend for say three years, she'd feel comfortable walking naked in front of him because they've been together for three years. Wait, hold on a second.

I've been with Astrid for almost nine years. Had nine children. Did, had nine children, possibly 10. Maybe in 11th on the way. And I've never seen her naked. I never thought to question this until now. Ears, she's sexually comfortable in front of her boyfriend. She knows that her boyfriend is not going to judge her body. She knows her boyfriend is not going to shame her.

Whereas maybe there's another guy that she's highly sexually attracted to. It's this other guy that she is crushing on, but she lacks sexual comfort with this other guy. If she were to jump into bed, that's great news for the original dude who's been with her for three years. Can you talk about dude? Then you have the girl, then you have the guy that your girlfriend's currently sleeping with, who she doesn't have sexual comfort with, but man it's hot nevy. They are fucking like little bunnies when she's at work. And you know, maybe she'd want him to turn off the lights because she just doesn't feel comfortable being naked in front of him. Yeah, she sexually

attracts to the guy, but she's also afraid that he might judge her. So if you wanna find out where there are girls and the three sims are not, guys, it all comes down to building sexual comforts. Make it in front of the other person. Yeah, by the way, you have to be getting into the video. You tell us that we can walk into a library,

find a super secret slutty librarian, who's super hot, just wearing glasses with her hair up. Has a bunch of friends. Yeah, has a bunch of friends that are also super secretly hot and slutty. And then, and then, we're gonna get laid because we're just looking for the super secret signs that she's ready for a threesome.

And now we do a bunch of work three years. I had to be able to find someone for three years before. Yeah, be comfortable and walk naked. Yeah, I'm out. I'm out. It's too much work. I don be someone for three years before. It would be comfortable and walk naked. Yeah, I'm out. I'm out. It's too much work. I don't have any three-year plans. It all comes down to building sexual.

Each year for the three years, for three sums. Oh, each year you get a new girl. Yeah. Okay, builds. Yeah, I wasn't following the math. The builds that builds and builds. By the 10th year. Yeah.

By the 10th year. You're that, uh, whatever his name is, Colby, the sister wise, what's his name? Colton Colby. That's all, whatever his name is. Comfort, sexual comfort is everything, guys. If you wanna find out what a girl's really into, you have to build sexual comfort with her. And into you have to build sexual comfort with her and if you don't build sexual comfort with her

She will lie she will lie up and down with a completely straight face right to you and you cannot She's serious though. Oh, what the fuck yeah, what if she's being honest? Yeah, I do not want to have a threesome. We've been together for five years. I don't even want to walk in front of you naked yet. I don't want to turn on the lights. Bro, you better stop asking, because you ain't getting nowhere.

I'm on to you. I know. I hear what you're saying. Girl says, if you lack sexual comfort with her. Now, if you don't know how to build sexual comfort with a girl, well, building sexual comfort is very different from building a regular comfort with her. And building sexual comfort is very different

from building sexual tension with a girl. And building sexual comfort is very different than building sexual attraction with a girl. And building sexual comfort is very different than building sexual attraction with a girl. I need a diagram. It starts with the word comfortable and then goes branches out. Yeah, first of all, second of all, these are not super secret signs.

This is a bunch of work we have to do. It's so misleading, bro. No wonder you, no wonder none of these girls believe you. And you need to know, you need to know the difference between all these because if you don't know the difference. Okay, flashcards, I need flashcards.

Yeah, that's what I was saying at it. I need to practice before the test because I don't know what he's talking about. He lost me a long time ago. Well, it's just like throwing a bunch of spaghetti at the wall, just trying a bunch of spaghetti at the wall. Just trying a bunch of random crap and you don't know what's going to stick. It's like, take one.

Do you have a threesome? Do you want to do this? What, what a stag! What do you want to do? Do you want me to throw some spaghetti on you and see what sticks? I'm going to throw these three super hot slutty librarians at you. And one of them sticks and we have a threesome? no

Well That video I watched was completely wrong and I've wasted five years of my life Never even liked you Blind talking to a girl hoping that you don't crash and burn But don't worry guys because I have created for you a master class right here I have created for you a master class right here. Oh, where that girl dot com. Given you a free plug, Jesse, win that girl dot com.

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with the girl to getting the girl chasing after you and turning her into your loyal and loving girlfriend. So click on that link guys. Your loyal and loving girlfriend that wants to have sex with everybody else but you. What the fuck is going on? And then you also want to have sex with all her friends. It's makes no sense. I don't know. I'm maybe I'm just old and check it out. Alright guys, the second sign that that's sweet in this girl's work where that female

friend of yours, the second sign that she is indeed into threesomes is that she is not, she is not the jealous type. She's not actively trying to compete with other women. She doesn't, well, that was fun while the last did, bro. Who is not the jealous type? Which human being on earth is not the jealous type? Explain to me, because I've watched every show there is to watch about three sums in a minute, tell you what right now.

And I've been involved in a few of them. And I'm gonna tell you right now, jealousy is a perfectly human condition that everyone experiences. There's no girl out there, none, nor boy, nor anybody else who identifies any other way that has no jealousy in their body. It doesn't work like that.

It's a human emotion. You feel this shit. I said I never trusted you with that hat. Freak out when another girl has larger breasts than she does. She doesn't freak out when another girl is a little bit more in shape. If she's a girl that lets go. I don't even know what that's jealousy.

Like that girl has bigger breasts Look at her I'm going to deflate them I've got my did pop her right here. I'm gonna pop those tips The flow and she's very relaxed and she's very chill where life isn't so heavy life isn't so heavy. Life isn't so dense. He's okay with other girls looking different than her. Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah, which life isn't cool, bro. Cool story, dude. Just this battle to be won,

but she's rather in a more collaborative frame with other human beings. Then there's a pretty good chance that that girl would be down for a threesome with you and another babe. All right, gentlemen, the third son. Another babe. Another babe. Another babe.

He's calling women babes. Yes. He doesn't get threesome. Number one. Number two, it's time to freshen up your just for men beard. Seriously. And then a woman will be down for a threesome with you. And another girl is if she's on the younger side, if

she's a little bit younger in age because guys. Oh man. Marlon blows this theory out of the water. He blows this theory way out of the water because Marlon's having three sums with his 80 year old girlfriend. First of all, second of all, what is it? Is there a line of demarcation, 26, 27? Yeah.

What? Yeah. Pass the game. You? You're you're you're geriatric You're you're you're 27 you're above the three some line Can I see your ID please? I'm clearly old enough to drink no no I'm checking for the three some line Oh, you're at the three some line We never used to go in and they had if if you are not born before, you know, January 19th, 1982, you can't buy cigarettes. I'm just going to have that on my chest. Let's give you a more born before 1982.

You can't have a threesome. I can't even be with you. No, God bless. I would say it's probably more likely that the older that you get, the more welcoming you are of open sexual activity. I think you experiment a lot when you're young, but I don't think you're like super comfortable

with the idea of threesomes. Yeah. Until you have a few relationships under your belt and you know how to handle yourself and other people because at least of all you be jealous because I got a news for you. Guys who are not it's currently sitting on your couch at home looking for the four secret signs some slutty librarians gonna pop out with her friends start having sex with you the reality is you're the one that's gonna get jealous because they are gonna diseclute you at some point exactly

know whatever thinks about that before three. That's exactly what's gonna happen. As women get, especially as they get up into their thirties, their sexual marketplace value declines. It goes down, generally, damn. Wow. You're out.

Chrissy, you're done. Don't even know why you're here. You're no good to my dick. You're of no use to my dick. Your marketplace, sexual marketplace value plummeted years ago. Boom out. You're out. By the time you're 30,

Baron land. Baron wasteland of hot ass. I don't even know why you bother getting dressed in the morning. You should stay at home, eat bonbons, master bay with a deal though. Hopefully you're married at this point. Yeah, I hope you get married before someone 27 because you're done for after that. But this guy at 42, clearly his sexual marketplace value is sky high with that outfit. Oh my god, dude. This is why these guys should just give it a rest, honestly. And then they

get hundreds of thousands of views on their video. And I can't imagine who it in the fuck is taking this advice. It's not even advice. It makes no sense whatsoever. He's not even stringing coherent paragraphs together. Cases. She isn't nearly sought after by other guys as much. And she feels increasingly threatened by younger women, not necessarily jealous of younger women, but threatened by younger women. And what is the difference?

That's good. Yeah. And what is the difference? Jesse O'. Yeah, and what is the difference? Jesse, O'Jessi, O'Captain, my captain. That's jealous, I'm not just threatened. I'm not jealous of you. I'm just highly threatened by your better looks, smarter brain, and bigger tits.

No. But don't mistake that for jealousy. Because I'm not a jealous person. I don't do that. It's like when people say I'm a Yeah, I'm a people person. Oh, are you are you a people person? Is that what you are? Even you like other humans How much fucking sense does that make everybody's a people person? Well people Women in the sense of its a competition And once a woman is in her 30s,

she's really looking more for stability from a man. She's not really looking for sexual adventure anymore. So slightly older women, especially- Oh my God, I find that to be the complete opposite. I have to say, you've got it completely wrong. Completely wrong, completely wrong. Yeah. When I was a younger man,

the older women that I found myself in dalliances with were the most adventurous. They were the most open to ideas. They know what they want. They've been around the block a few times. They're willing to give things a try or they have a try. They can sell both of them. They know whether girls are different than them.

And the hottest models out there, whatever. They're not trying to compete with 20-year-olds because they have so much more to offer. That's it. Okay, yeah, 20-year-old has a taught body, but that's a window in time. It's a four-year period between 18 and 22 when you look your best,

and then everything goes downhill from there. Everything starts to hurt and sag, and yeah, your vagina gets a little looser and your balls hang a little lower. It's what happens, but you know what? You know what you get in exchange? You get experience and you start. And that's when the jealousy can fade away a little bit

because you don't get so hot to try about every person that comes walking in front of your wife. You're like, ah, whatever. You know, it's just like this guy has a completely wrong. Completely wrong. So get up into their 30s, more often than not, are simply less inclined to wanting to do three sums with other girls,

simply because they see other women as a threat, especially younger women. They see other women, especially younger women as competition. Now younger women, on the other hand, you know, girls in their early 20s, girls in college, they're just far more inclined. Girls in college. Dude, you are in your 40s at least.

Bro. I mean, is he like a director of a porn? Yeah, like the- He's gonna get people arrested. That's what are you doing? This is assingying information. I'm sorry, Jesse. Just go about the local college, go to the library. That's right. That's where they're at. Go to the mall. That's where John Anthony goes to pick up hot 18 year old.

Makeup counter. Yeah, the makeup counter at the local mall. You know those girls that are selling the rocks that have little steam that comes out of a little water fountain with a little steam. You want to try a sample of my pretzels? No, but I would like you to blow me with a couple of your hot friends. Ew, how old are you? I'm 82. I've got experience, but I don't like women older than 18 because they don't.

They're not into the kind of adventure I'm into. What kind of adventure you do? Getting a boner and getting it sucked. I don't know. Stuff like that. You usual. You walk around this mall every day. I see you. For two years, you've been walking around this mall eating my anzels pretzels. I'm just trying to get you in bed, babe.

To one experiment, three sums. They're gonna be more open to it in general, simply because these younger women are in their sexual prime. They feel like they have more. Do you ever read a book, bro? I know, this is crazy. This guy's so, he He's so off base. Women are not in their sexual primes,

so well into their 30s. Men are in their sexual prime between seven and 10. When we stick our dick and literally anything that walks or not walks, a wall, whatever. I tell you, a paper holder. Yeah, a toilet paper holder.

Been there, done that. If it had a hole in it in the house, it's likely my cock was in it Which thank God my parents have moved so bad, but I'll just say it's sorry to the new owners of the house Behind some drywall there's probably a load of Load that's a load of load. That's a load of load. This guy is so misinformed. Oh, I got to see what the two are. They're not number four as though. Oh yeah, about relationships, stability.

You know, if they lose a guy, if they lose a boyfriend, they feel like they can easily replace them in a snap. Just like that. Yeah, because that's what young ladies are known for, is just getting over things in a snap. Just like that. Yeah, because that's what young ladies are known for, is just getting over things in a snap. The fuck is going on here? It's like opposite day in this guy's video. Women, you reach their sexual prime at 17,

and then they're done. The sexual value just goes down. They're not interested in sex anymore. Then however, peak at 55, like me. Hey, your grosses hop around This corn cob cowboy hot indicates my sexual pride I'm hiding my hiding my bald spot with this corn cob basket weave that And this banana republic undershirt. I'm in my sexual pride.

I literally have a bone right now. Younger women are also craving new stimulation. They're looking for brand new experiences. They're looking to experiment. Younger women are just looking to do different things, new things. And they're still trying to figure out who they are, what their personality is, what they hold as their values. So a big sign that a girl will be in there.

They like to sleep with everyone. Yeah, they're just, anyone under 22? They're ready to go. You don't even have to talk to them. You just blow in there here. Yeah. Just do your ball wave. All you do is you just do give them a little ball air,

walk by them. It's kind of like a silent but deadly fart. But you just do a little ball wave. Waggle your balls a little bit. Watch the panties fall to the floor. But if they're over 22, you're in bad luck. They're just the vaginas are dead. Literally have no life in them.

As a matter of fact, I think they close up after 30. It's kind of like an ear pierce that you haven't put in in a while. Just closes up. It's like a... It's like a... Three sums is... Simply that she is younger.

And guys, the fourth sign that there we go Innocent angel the girl is secretly desiring to have a threesome with you and be the bad girl is that she doesn't have any shame in the bedroom This is girl happily walk around naked right in front of you even when you've just slept with her for the very first time Dude dude if you stick your vagi, your penis in someone's vagina, you've pretty much left everything at the door. You know what I'm saying? Who cares if you walk in front of someone naked after you just slept with them, you just show them the underside of your undercarriage. If they've seen your taint, there's not much more that can be left of the imagination. Who cares? So if they walk around naked, they're up for three sums. By the way, I don't think I've

ever slept with a woman who hasn't walked in front of me naked directly after we slept together. I'm going gonna get shy then. Let me put on my loin clothes. It's not like the movies were like, pass me my pants. It's not like that. You just get up. Exactly get up and go to the bathroom.

Yeah, if you're me, I'm like, I'm gonna take a hug shit. I'll be right back. You got a magazine in there, I can read. That's hot. She scream and moan and make loud noises when she orgasms, openly and without shame. When you try something,

I'm gonna never orgasm to this guy. I'm just going down. Totally, totally. Yeah. Okay, stop right there. Stop right there. Are you openly and honestly having an orgasm right now? I'm just curious because it seems like you're holding back on me.

Fucking front of me naked. Good. But let me see you. Let me see you. Oh my. And the bedroom, is she completely open and eager to try it? Or does she want to turn off the lights when she walks around naked? Is she quiet as a mouse when you two have sex? Or does she blush when you suggest trying something new? Let me ask you this, Jesse,

if she makes gobble gobble noises, what exactly? What would you put her on this, on this camera? She's silent while you have sex. She's silent when you have sex. If she's silent, not three thumbs for you. Wait, let me ask you a question, homie. Is there any other way that a girl would be during sex? Because in my experience, they're all silenced. Is it weird to be reading an article in the New Yorker? There's this way.

Yeah, at age daily She doesn't have any shame in the bedroom if she's openly expressive and openly experimental That's a huge sign my friend that she's open like wrong like to have a face. All right She enjoyed this video. You're gonna love these two videos as well like to have a threese. Alright, so you enjoyed this video, you're going to love these two videos as well. Oh, oh, oh, yeah. You know we're going to get into it. What's that? The easiest way to smash cute girls, which is perfect if you're looking for a fast hookup

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Oh, I think we found another one. Wow, they're not hard to find, just Google them. They're all over the place. John Anthony was... I think I stumbled upon him looking for a video on submarines or something. This is Peter Girls. Yeah, I got a torpedo lady. Me and Brazil over here, torpedoing ladies.

Oh, so much fun. Oh, we love the pickup artist, can we? Wow, it's too funny. Oh, it's been a good day here in the TCB studio. Sometimes we record for hours and we get nothing out of it and sometimes it just all comes together. I still haven't got to work out. Sometimes I find out that Chrissy is secretly just a slutty library. Yeah, yeah, baby. Yeah, except a past 27. Well, your sexual marketplace value is down, but that's good news because I have zero marketplace value. So we make a good couple.

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