The Commercial Break - Bob's Demon Nether Region

Episode Date: November 10, 2023

You know what they say: when in doubt, exorcise it out! Bryan & Krissy lure us into some TCB lore and introduce us to Bob’s Demon PeePee. Bryan was right! NFTs are worthless The pyramid scheme where you never get to the top! Elon’s losing his marbles Breaking Twitter, by Ben Mezrich TCB LORE/LURE Lure ya with the lore! Murder Suicide Real life exorcists? Smack that demon in the sternum Oh this is so creepy We want to go to this live show Smack that peepee Bob and the demon pp Ayyyyy, incest! The phone ringing… Ranch dippers with a side of exorcism please! Go to the pit! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Call 626.ASK.TCB3 and leave us a voicemail Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Producer & Audio Editor: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D**  

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Exclusive on Spotify! Bob's Demon TV! The next episode of the commercial break starts now! Oh yeah, gas again, welcome back to the commercial break! I'm Brian Green, this is my dear friend and the beautiful co-host of the commercial break. Kristen Joy only bested the U. There's a... Bestie Brian! And best of you, other in the Vodges universe out there, LR, yeah?

Thanks for joining us. Chrissy. Brian. I don't get to say this very often, because it doesn't happen very often, but I was right. I was right, I was right, I was right. I don't mean to dance on the graves of those who have lost, but I was right. I tried to warn you. In 2020, in 2021, and in 2022, I tried to warn you that NFTs are worthless.

I agreed with you. They mean nothing. And then nothing ever. It was never anything. It was never anything. I know. And trust me, I didn't take this information from my brain to make some like contrarian point of view.

I took this information from my brain because I really felt like a JPEG could not possibly be worth millions and millions of dollars. I thought too. When anybody else in the world can just screenshot the JPEG and make it and an NFT is not even a, it's just a receipt that you have some ownership in some JPEG floating make it. And an NFT is not even, it's just a receipt that you have some ownership in some JPEG

floating out there in the world. It doesn't really mean anything. Oh. But lately, I have been inundated by the YouTube Arithm, the YouTube Arithm, the algorithm of YouTube. Yes. I've been inundated by these NFT, you know, ladies were predicting way back when I guess because now they're saying I told you so just like I'm about to tell you I told you so I'm about to hop on the YouTube algorithm bandwagon here and say I told you so they got it from us

They got it from us now. We're giving it back to them and YouTube you better treat me the same as some of the you know coffee Zilla could not possibly be more popular than the commercial break. Do you know coffee zilla is? I love coffee zilla. Love, love, love, love, love, love. Remember when there was a big scrum up about the podcast industry and this guy who was taking everybody's money?

Oh yeah. And Theo Vaughn went on and made a big 20 minute episode about how he'd been screwed by this guy at Cast Media and blah, blah, blah. The podcast industry is full of fucking drama. No, you don't care about it here, but Theo Vaughn and Coffee Zilla is a guy who busts scammers in the crypto and new media and NFT space. And he's been responsible for busting a lot of Ponzi schemes

or what they call rug polls, meaning that the rug was pulled from under the people who bought in the space. He's like, I don't know, the guy who kind of polices the area. And people respect him. He gets millions of millions of views. He has millions of millions of subscribers.

But coffeezilla, he also has been saying for a long time, NFTs, and that's so sure about these NFTs things. I want you to listen to this. I'm going to read you an article from Yahoo. You ready? Yes, ready. You ready? Yes. Okay. Yahoo. Byline. Remember when NFTs sold for millions of dollars? Now 95% of the digital collectibles have been valued at worthless. Or NFTs did a recent study looking at the price of thousands of collections seem to suggest the answer is yes. A report by Dabbe Campbell.

Decollections. I got a collection of pixelated dicks. I got a monkey chewing an eyeball. It's clearly worth billions of dollars. Look, I got the first ever tweet. What do you have? The first ever tweet. I paid 1.9 million. The first ever tweet. What do you have? The first ever tweet. I paid 1.9 million, the first ever tweet was sold by Jack Dorsey for $1.9 million.

But you know what it really was? A screenshot of the first ever tweet. Who couldn't do that? It's still there. I'm sure it is. Right? It's got to be. You got to keep that for posterity, Saker. Something, don't you? I think so. I'm sure it is. Right? It's got to be. You know, you got to keep that up for posterity,

say, or something, don't you? I think so. Okay. Just, just check it. All right. Yeah. That's like, it's only if you have money to just burn. It means something if it means something to you. Yes. But in that, I will always agree with you. Yeah.

But in the scope of things to the rest of the world, who cares? I learned that lesson hard and fast at the tender age of 14 years old when I went on a rampage buying a Dictraicy collectibles. Dictraicy the movie mind you, not even the real comic book, the movie. The sh- he asked movie from a ton of Sean. No more baby. I kept that shit for years. Just knowing it was going to turn into gold sometimes, they probably will at some point, but it's, they're long gone. My mom threw them away. She could just sickle looking at it stuffed in the corner of my closet.

And by the way, I took no care of it. It's whatsoever. Day after I get it, I throw it into my closet. It's $30 comic books. It's got vended pages and folded knees. I got Pearl Jam posters. I bought for hundreds of dollars. I know our worthless.

They're worthless. You go to eBay, you can buy them for $5. Frame for $25. I paid $1,000. $1,000. But you framed, you know, a couple of these are a couple of hundred dollars worth of hard earned savings. I could probably use back then.

But what about they mean something to you? They do. I like to look at them. And I have no intention of selling them. So if they mean something to me, it was important to get them. I like the posters, I like the band, I like these particular shows, they have sentimental value for some reason, in my stupid little brain.

Now everybody is the thing. Of course, you have a thing, you have everybody has things. You know, like the Buddha said, attachments are suffering, I have a lot of suffering in my life, and it all starts and ends in the studio. I have a lot of suffering in my life. And it all starts and ends in the studio. Well, our contracts attachments, our contracts have attachments. They're called amendments.

Okay, a report by DAP gamble. DAP gamble is keeping an eye on the day. Oh, you don't doubt it. You don't doubt it. You don't doubt it. You don't doubt it. You don't doubt it. Yeah, they got DAP gambles out there. Keep in the vio. A dab gamble. That is the most crypto day of ever.

A dab gamble. But it was only called dab gamble. Yes. Dab dab dab dab. Recent study by dab gamble based on data provided by NFT scan and coin market cap showed that out of 73,000 NFT collections, the researchers looked at 69.8,000 of them, or slightly over 95% had a market cap of the number zero.

That means 69, wanna make sure I get this right, 69, out of the 73, had a market value of zero dollars and zero cents. Zero point zero as to be a toss. I would be curious. Mr. Blutowski. I would be curious as to the ones that still have value. The most popular of collections like board apes that get you into event, exclusive events

and parties where there may be some intrinsic value and, you know, I saw it in your chain of cash showing up to your board eight party. I mean, listen, I can't say I wouldn't want to go to a board eight party if someone invited me, but I'm not going to pay $72,000 to get there. Just not. I did that once. It was called Taylor Swift. It was fine. By their estimates, almost 23 million people hold these worthless assets.

This is a daunting reality and should serve as a sobering check on the euphoria that has often surrounded the NFT space the researchers said. A mid-stories of digital art pieces selling for millions and overnight success stories, it is easy to overlook the fact that the market is fraught with pitfalls, scams, and potential losses. NFTs are digital representations of art or collectibles tied to the blockchain, typically Ethereum. And each one has a unique signature that cannot be duplicated.

Say that again. You can say that again. In 2021 and 2022, the NFT market saw a huge bull run at one point leading up to $2.8 billion in monthly trading volume. During that time, popular collections such as Bored 8, crypto punks were selling for millions of dollars and celebrities such as Stephen Stephens Curry and Snoop Dogg participated in the hype.

The boom coincided with the cryptocurrency's peak when Bitcoin was trading close to $70,000. On Wednesday, the price of crypto, the price of the crypto, hovered just above $70,000. On Wednesday, the price of crypto, the price of the crypto hovered just above $27,000. Dabb gamble study shows that 79% of all NFT collectibles remain unsold. And the surplus of supply over demand is created a buyers market that isn't doing anything to relieve the enthusiasm. Even filtering out the lower value

and left significant projects, most collectibles have little to no value today out of the top 8800 collections by market cap 18% are worthless and 41% are priced between five and 100 dollars. Wow. Fewer than 1% have a price tag above six. Buy high sell low that they were. Buy high sell low.

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It's the Ponzi scheme that stays at the bottom level. It's the pyramid scheme where all the Egyptians died off before they got a chance to build. You're going to be swimming in capital. If by capital you mean invoices. Don't worry. They can't get what you don't have. Right. I told you, man. Listen.

But on the reverse side of that, maybe now's the time for us to get into. Yeah. Yeah. And buy him for a dollar. And the truth. of that, maybe now's the time for us to get into. Yeah, but it's a buy for a dollar. And that's true. And the revert. I mean, yeah, it's a buyer's market. It's worth nothing. You'll take a penny, right?

Right? By this estimation, we could literally buy up 95% of the market for a dollar. Right. I mean, why not? That's right. Yeah. It's like, sometimes I see these companies and their value, like their total value is like a million point five dollars

with, you know, 45 million outstanding shares or whatever. And I'm like, why didn't some guy just, or girl or whoever come in and spend $1.5 million by the whole company? Yeah. Well, then I thought to myself, well, the only worth $1.5 million chances are they are, they're so great, anyway.

I guess that's why I do podcasting and they do market trading. Listen, and I feel bad. I have friends who got highly involved in the NFT process. And some acquaintances who put out, you know, put out their own collections and stuff like this. We talked about it with TCB.

Of course it went in the notebook, so we never did it. Well, I did put out one NFT. That's right. And we got, and we're part of that 90. I'm not sure. Doing our part. Yes.

Doing our part for this game. For the, for the, for the, uh, glutton of inventory. Let's rug pull together. Shall we? It's time to come together. Make peace between both sides and support the rug pullers. And they at least made some fake value for a while, right? Yeah, I put that NFT out.

It was the very first intro to the podcast that was created. I learned the first tweet. Similar to the first tweet. Only I think that actually got people to I think someone I think Twitter worked out just well at least for a little while it's going okay anyway I may not work out now I think that Elon might be losing his marbles I know I was a guy who wrote a book who who just book about Twitter. Same guy who wrote, not the big short, but he wrote, ah shit.

Oh, the social network, his book became the social network. And then his book became another story about another famous movie with famous actors. But he's a really good writer. And he was on talking about his new book, which is the tweet that broke the internet or the Twitter that broke the internet or something like that. I don't know.

The Twitter is the perfect network. I have a feeling that's not the name of it. No, it's not. Let me let me find that. Christine is always yelling at me. I'm not doing like that. Christine is always yelling at me. They're like, I just get it so wrong.

Breaking Twitter. Breaking Twitter. By Ben Mesric. Okay. By Ben Mesric. Okay. And so Ben has written, like I said, you know, social network and stuff. He wrote a book that the based on the social network. And he just incredible. He's incredible. He just sold the rights to this one and it just came out today. And he already sold this one and they're out there looking for their Elon Musk actor. And what a juicy part to dig into.

Right. Because there's some things that really fascinate me about this guy and I'm not knocking the dreaming. That's how things get done. Exactly. You have to just believe against all odds that you can return rockets to earth and reuse them and all this other stuff.

You have to come up, even if it's not your own original idea, which a lot of this stuff wasn't. Did you know Tesla, he bought that company. He did not create that company. He bought that company. That's right. And so, you know, when these really Steve Jobs

types characters, Walt Disney. Yeah, they go way outside. They go way outside the box. Who's that girl who did Spanx, Sarah? Oh, lively. Oh, lively. Sarah, lively. When people like this come along and they change the world one way or the other, you have to be a little bit crazy to do that because every instinct and every common sense thread

through your mind must tell you not to take these kind of risk. This is crazy. Barrow and borrow and borrow. Tesla was underwater. Still was underwater, I think, or might be. Tesla was underwater for years and years and years, yet he got really good at raising capital because he was Elon Musk and he could walk into a boardroom and just spout and people would be impressed.

They would be like, wow, this guy's crazy, but I like it, he can, he's to catch some good ideas here. So. Well, it's usually about changing something, or creating something that wasn't there before, that there's a need for it. And I think Elon came in to Twitter, he liked using Twitter, he wanted to change it, and now it's just a mess, it sounds like it.

It sounds like it's a hot mess. Well, I mean, it's worth half of what it was just a year ago when he bought it. And then they were pointing out that, like, you know, if five years ago, if Elon Musk said, we're going gonna send a rocket up and we're trying to make it to Mars. And halfway there, the rocket exploded. Everyone would go, he tried. We got, at least we got in the air, right?

That's a good thing. That would be considered a success. But in the current version of Elon Musk, when a rocket exploded, everybody kind of jeered him. They're like, well, see, that's another Elon Musk failure. So it's a testament to how quickly sentiment can change. Number one, and number two, it's a testament to how one person's personality

wrapped into all these companies can really move a market hugely. True. And I think that's a lot like NFTs. There is an idea there. That there is a digital rights management idea there that I think will survive the dick picks and the board apes and the whatever.

But the sentiment drove the value. The idea that if you could hit the lottery by getting in early and buying big and selling bigger and all this other stuff. Maybe some people did, if they did buy it and then they sold it and then they stopped there like when you're at the winning table, that's right.

I agree. You walk away. Yeah, but so many people now know there's no one ever does that, right? And I think when you're Elon Musk and you're playing with billions and trillions of dollars, and you keep winning and winning and winning and winning, you get the sense that you're invincible.

And when public sentiment is with you, you are just bolstered. You have wind in your sales. I was reading about that first tweet that got sold. It got sold for one point. I think I'm getting these numbers right. I don't exactly have the, you know, I don't have the information right in front of me

because why would I? I'm just doing a podcast about it. But $1.9 million was bought by a conglomerate, like a company that intended to then turn it around in a couple of years and sell it for $45 million. That's what they told their investors. They were gonna sell this for last check last price Guess how guess what the top offer was? Just take a guess for the first tweet ever

For NFT of the first tweet $10,000 $350. Wow. Was the largest, was the, was the highest bidder. $350. Can you imagine taking a $1.9 million bath when you thought you were going to make $39 million? It's a lot like the commercial break actually. It really. They're a tough and up parallels.

Our parallels between NFTs and between the commercial break. And we'll talk more about how shitty the podcast is doing right after, right after our first break. Oh, there's blue. There's blue. That's perfect timing. Let's let blue get it out of our system. We'll be back in 40 to 80 minutes. We'll be right back. Yeah, yeah, Brian, we get it. But back to me, I mean, this T.C.B. promo, We'll be right back. 5-TCB-8383 and give us compliments. You can also always go to tcbpodcast.com for all of our audio and video. Find us on Instagram at the commercial break and on TikTok at tcbpodcast. And find us on youtube.com slash the commercial break for fully edited episodes.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. I could scare each other and go into the red, red bomb, red bomb. Who are going to marry? Yeah. Uh-huh. D-C-W-T-T-Y. It's like when I was on that porn, it was like on that porn video. T-T-W-W-Hash-Tack, Hash-Tack, minus, minus.

That's right. Yeah, did you ever, did you ever have any, hold any weight for you, I guess is what I'm trying to say. No, that night, maybe, but no. I remember we did the red rum or red marries, and we used in the mirror. Oh, bloody Mary, bloody Mary, bloody Mary, bloody, hold your, go into a dark bathroom

where they have the big mirror, right? And then you close your eyes and you hold your hands on your eyes and you say, bloody Mary, bloody Mary, three times. No, we said a 15 times. Yeah, because the more you press your eyes, the bigger the red circle would be when you opened up your eyes. Oh, wow. You were essentially just constricting your blood vessels to show a red dot in the middle of your vision. But man, scared the shit out of me the first time it happened. And then the only, then the next time the mirror scared me was when I was 18 on an acid. I was like, ah, my face is melting. But I do remember those Ouija boards.

I remember here in Georgia where I grew up. And I probably shouldn't mention the place because God forbid anybody actually be from Georgia and it causes trouble. But there was a place where I grew up, there was like a lot of places in Georgia, some farmland, some old crickety, you know, non-paved roads.

I mean, just like mountain monsters, just like farms that they go to. That's right. Covered bridges the whole nine yards. There was a property that was on one of the, off of one of the major roads in the town that I lived, and that was a dirt road,

and that dirt road that led up to this property apparently there was a murder that happened there that was done by Satanists, right? People. Oh, the old. The old anarchist. Yeah. The satanic killing. Yes. And so this became this was. killing. Yes. And so this became this was. Law. Law. Not lure.

Law. TCB. Law. Or lure. They would lure you. You're right. But they're law. Yes. They would lure you with your law.

That's my eight year old speech and putt of it coming on. So there was this property. And if you dare at night, you could turn off your light, turn down this road, turn off your lights, turn down this road, turn off your lights, and get down this road, and back before the Satan has got you. Right, that was all of them. There was apparently an old, you know, barrel back there with bones in it,

and you know, there was still pentagrams, and you got there on a Friday night, there were ghosts of having parties. It was a whole thing, and by the time I turned, I was like, I don't know, this ghosts for having parties. It was a whole thing. And by the time I turned 50, I know the ghosts for having parties. It was all thing. It just kept going and going and going. Until it just sounded like, I don't know, Disney World

for Satanist and Murder. One way or the other, you had to go, because if you didn't, then you were scared to cap. You were scared to cap. So when I got old enough and I got that job in McDonald's, 14 years old, you know, we had a couple of the older teenagers, we're all about going down this road to see what happened. They never been, we got to go, we got to go down this old, I don't want to need the road.

Did you never saw them again? Chrissy, I'm not sure I ever came back. I'm not sure which, I think it changed the course of my life. I think I'm still being piggy-fronted by ghosts right now. They're having a party right now. I can feel a ghost penis peaking at the back of my head. I'm being piggy-fronted as we... Sometimes I get into gestion.

I really think it's just a Satanist ghost dick down the throat. I guess we'll find out when we eat the gummy bear. Oh God. Speaking of Satanist. But you know, this whole thing, this whole folklore that was going on. Until one night we went down there, and of course there was nothing there. Yes, it was scary because it was an old road. And I did find out as an adult when the internet came along that there were actually murders that happened on this property, but they were not done by Satanist. It was good old fashioned. It was an old road. And I did find out as an adult when the internet came along that there were actually murders that happened on this property,

but they were not done by Satanist. It was good old fashioned. It was good old fashioned. It was good old fashioned. It was good old fashioned. It was good old fashioned. It was good old fashioned. It was good old fashioned.

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It was good old fashioned. It was good old fashioned. It was good old fashioned. It was good old fashioned. It was good old fashioned. It was good no moon, you couldn't see anything. The thing was you had to turn off your lights so that you didn't alert the Satanists to your, by the way, the amount of times that I said Satanists on this episode, we're gonna zero ads. It's your phone. I like that you could just,

you do have to put it neutral too, just silently. I could cruise down in your Honda. I'll never forget. We went with this girl who was like 18 years old, 18, 19 years old, we were 14. I think my twin brother was with me and then it was this other younger person

that worked at McDonald's. And this girl was like, how do we go where people work at McDonald's? It sounds like 14. That's child life. 14. You can get a worker's permanent, 14 in the state. But you can only work a certain amount of hours.

I think it's like nine per week. And then we turn 15. It could be up to 15 per week, and then when you're 16, you can work full time. Yeah, full time. But you gotta be in the school too. You know, they want you to get an education also. Or at least my parents did. So I mostly took their advice.

I decided to become a working man. I just go for it, Dad. Listen, I got a career over there in McDonald's. I'm dating this 26 year old part-time manager. She's the breakfast manager, Dad. She's going places in the world. She's making at least something more than I am per hour. I was making 415 an hour.

I never forget it. Oh, she's got her mom. So happy. Oh, she was a little sugar mama. And she's kind of creepy when I think about it now. I'm like, I wonder if that was wholly inappropriate. I think so if she was really 26. I know, but times were different back in the 40s when I grow up. Back when I was working at the first McDonald's. In a property. What's that? What's that? In a property. We're lucky if we live 10 years. That's just the way it was. You got pregnant 16 and you gave your life to

the child. That's how it was. That's the things that we did. There you go, pampered with the doctors and shit. There you go, pampered with the doctors and shit. It used to be when a woman was pregnant and the baby was coming out, we got the wolves to come and yank her out. That's how it worked. We said, wolf, yeah, hungry. So we went down this thing, nothing happened, of course, but we were with this girl and she turned off her lights and she had this old Celica and when...

Oh, the old Celica. Yeah, and when you're talking about an old Celica from the 90s, it was a really old Celica. It was like the first version, like 1985. And so I think, yeah, we turned off the lights and turned off the car, we got to the end, then we got scared and turned around. Yeah, but...

Could you turn on your lights on the way out. Yes, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. I told it. I was like, I was scared. I was fucking scared. I got a thing. Yeah, we need lights and brights and gas. Call the cops.

Page the cops. My page had just went off. We got to get out of here. I got a cell of Don bag of oregano to my friend. So the other night was Halloween. I don't know why, but I was watching a documentary about exorcists, about real life exorcists. And I thought to myself, what a great thing to review here

on the commercial real life exorcisms. Now some of the audio is just people screaming so I want you to understand that you know there's there's not a ton of like digestible audio here but if we walk you through it I think you'll get the gist of it. I wanted to show you one particular video from one famous exorcist whose Bob Larkin. You remember this guy that we did, he was like training these young girls to be exorcists, these three young girls to be exorcists? Maybe. We did this first set, first season maybe. We did this. But anyway, he's back. He's that one of these traveling roadshow exorcisms. You know, it's clearly all fake and made up and all

that other shit. But man, is this guy who is playing this part of the person who is, you know, is inhibiting a demon or is the demon is inhabiting him? This guy is putting on a masterclass in terrible acting. And I just, I just think we have to watch it, Chrissy. Let's do it. It's perfect fodder for the commercial break. The name of the video is the real exorcist. Oh, I should probably turn it on. That would make sense. If we actually... Were you on the internet? I was on the... Are you trying to... I was strolling on the internet. As you do. As I do like to do. You know, these would be the cue for the commercial break.

Yeah. Christina said, now that I do do my own commercials, I totally forgot about it. But it's a cue part of the show. It is, I like to do. I enjoy it. There you go. 40 years or so, former pastor. How old you, if these things? You said former pastor. He's a former pastor. Mm-hmm. So the clear they there would be no relation

between these two. They're in a, just a set the same for the listeners. They're in holiday. They're in holiday and type meeting room. When you realize how many people have these kind of weird events going on at these like local hotel ballrooms, you realize that these hotels really have to do take anything to make a living.

They have to take anyone or anything that comes in the door. You want to do an exorcism in our ballroom? We want to fry it. Yeah. Sure. Bring the demons on in. All right. Faster.

You try to look at them. Wow. I'm turning. I'm trying not to let this thing manifest. in. Sam is a 56 year old Christian and former pastor. He's been dealing with entrenched demons his whole life. His mother was a victim of incest. Previous attempts of deliverance were vague and ineffectual and only provided temporary relief. Thank God Bob Larson came deal with the incest demon. I think. In case. Why is the incest demon in him from his mother? I get. They're just like pulling on loose threads and trying to put something together. This is produced by Bob Larson.

You've got a good to die job on his hair. Oh, yeah. That's Trump 101 right there.. On the same color hair. I think Bob just has a little bit more of it. Real anyway. OK, what you just said, if this evil, if this evil is rooted is rooted all or part all or part. It is in assess. Oh, Chrissy, on the bottom of the screen, there's a phone number that we can call to talk to Bob Larsen personally,

virtual and can Bobblarson.org slash help. Yeah, there you go. Write that phone number down. Maybe we should give that a call and I'll pretend to be in inhabited by the bad podcast demon. We should call it. I break that curse. I break that curse. Now here he goes. So what you don't see is that Bob is standing above him with a microphone, he's sitting down in a chair. He's kind of twisting his body in a little bit of weird ways, but after Bob gave him this whole call and response thing,

now the former pastor is really twisting in his chair in very odd ways. He's manipulating his body in very strange ways. I assume to make it look like he is actually possessed by a demon. Yeah. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Look at that, look at other people. I know these other people are like, I thought this, I thought you were selling us time shares. I thought we were getting free tickets

to the Vegas Comic Con. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Sounds like Jim Carrey in that movie. Yeah.

Hey! Oh! They just smacked him right in the movie. Yeah. Hey. Hey. Hey. Oh. They just smacked him right in the belly. Look at his face. Oh my god. Someone off camera handed Bob a shoe.

No, it's a Bible. Oh, oh, oh, I thought it was a shoe. Bob didn't even like wave it in front of him to give him a heads up. He just smacked it. And I'm talking to you really. It's starting. I know this guy's probably thinking we didn't agree to this. Look at this man.

Oh, he got the win knocked on him. And most of her here, let me, let's go back to the, here comes the Bible. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. It sounds like us, back when we used to get drunk together Kick me in the balls again, Trissie that's so much fun Oh, oh, he's hit him on the balls. He hit him in the dick. He did it. He did him in the dick He just took the Bible hit him in the dick You could see what I know that guy walk the back

Be careful he's going for the dick shot. Do you think I practiced this like wrestlers do? Watch if he's just gonna it's gonna take the book and go straight down on his dick Like cut off your I cut off your we we Oh, I cut off your I cut off your wee wee Laughing I know he thinks it's funny is this so much better than rehearsal You know what I just did don't you Why did he hit the balls because I guess he's trying to get the incest even Right sure, which is terrible by the way, incest is terrible. I feel I feel the members are also victims of this and it is terrible terrible terrible terrible

But I feel more comforted by the fact that this is clearly bullshit. I mean this guy is terribly acting this whole thing out. Yeah Wait, I'll not order order now Your number one spiritual enemy the uplifting book by Bob your number one spiritual enemy the uplifting book by Bobbox You'll put this book down feeling energized and optimized Ready to take on anybody's demonic peepee Like her so peepee Sounds like one of my kids had been there. Anyway, they'd have a cold.

Yeah. The Bible. The one between you and me. Now the guy who was pretending like he's possessed is like flinching every time Bob waves the Bible because he knows he's about getting ready to get hit. God. Okay, so what you're hearing there. I know, but I want you to know something. Listen to the sound that's being made that sounds very demonic, right?

It sounds otherworldly. But the problem is Bob pulls the microphone away and that sound gets louder and not quieter watch So clearly that's a sound effect that's being played through the other like a boom box in the background. Yeah, there's a DJ There's a DJ Cut your wee wee pee pee off cut your DDP P off I'm gonna cut that name and penis right out of you Drop the Bible on your body! You're at Club Saint Louis! Club J.M.L. you're gonna leave here feeling refreshed! Your penis will be bruised but you'll leave here.

Very fresh! You better not touch your peepee. Oh! Better get another man. Better get another man. Better get another man. Better get another man. Yeah, you said get another man in here. And I assume that means you like hold to hold him back. I think one man would be okay.

Look at that high laughing. I know they're laughing. They have to because imagine you practice this all night long You got a job being a Bobby bodyguard at a Bob Larsen Clearly this is all rehearsed and he's like this is just so much fun here to then rehearse He can't help but laugh everyone around him is laughing except for demon boy there. We just got his peepee smack Look his penis is swollen four times the size of its original Couple more men where you yeah, what are they going to do? Hold his legs. Put him up so Bob can attack his pee pee some more. Got each one of his arms. Oh, it's me.

That one guy's going for his legs. They're going to lift him up in the air. So Bob can smack him around a little bit more. So it's like a ton of fun. I want to go to one of these events live. So I can just laugh. I know. I want to go to one of these events live. I can just laugh. I know. Like this guy is, but for real, and then follow smack my peepee. You think you're gonna take me out? He couldn't take me out. He won't even listen. I heard him. Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Hey, super. Yeah, it's me Carl. This is a fit time I've gone about the demon pp act to going on upstairs. I mean please can we calm it down? I've got a sense of photograph. I got some cash to drop off of people. Trying to count my fans there. I'll drop off of my lady's house. Alright talk to you later. What are you doing tonight, Miss 9-1-1 lady? Oh, okay. I'll talk to you later. I gotta go prepare for my actual exorcism. Are you free, Bob?

Quick! Do you have legal authority? Yes or no? Legal authority. Do you have legal authority to do what? Legal authority. Do you have legal authority? What the good fuck is going on here?

Do you have legal authority? If you're dealing with an actual demon, I'm pretty sure legal authority? What the good fuck is going on here? Do you have legal authority? If you're dealing with an actual demon, I'm pretty sure legal authority stops there. Have a juicy- Go spusters! They got the thumbs up from the police commissioner to do whatever they needed to do. Put slime all over the streets. You don't want to know why? Because I don't know.

There's no law over. There's no law about demon peepies. Legal authority. Do you have legal authority? I don't know there's no law over the law about demon peepies Yeah, I'd like to know exactly what Bob is talking about. Is there a contract he's got a sign? Have your lawyers talked to my lawyers? Your demon peepee is now under contract. Spotify. Exclusive on Spotify. Bob's demon peepee. Is it the end says? I'll take that for a yes. Why? You made him answer the other questions. Comedy generations. It didn't just start with the mother. How many generations?

How many? How many? What's the number? I command to my crush, how many? Three. Clearly, how many? No! Yeah! How many? Three? Five. I have trouble with numbers.

You just smashed me in the balls, can I have a minute to recover? We didn't do that. Send me your heart. Clare, be fighting, honey. How many? I'm gonna come and answer. Click them. I take the sword of the spirit. I want a clear answer.

The other guys that are holding it, we're trying to answer for him because I just want to get this over. They're like, okay, he's overacting this one, Bob. We got a bad guy, okay? You hit him in the PPE, reacted the other way. You're supposed to calm down and all of a sudden he's pepped up a little bit. Hey, generations, how many? He hit him again in the chest. Yeah, with the Bible, and he's hitting him with the crucifix too. God, that's got to hurt, don't you think? Thanks so much. That's got to hurt. I think it's a good place to take a break.

Don't you want to do that? Alright, let's take a break and we'll be back with demon BBs. Okay podcast besties, time for one more quick break and then it's back to the drama. Check out pcbpodcast.com for all of our episodes and youtube.com slash the commercial break for fully edited video episodes. Find us on Instagram at the commercial break and on TikTok at tcbpodcast. And of course if you want to get in touch with us, which like of course you do, leave us a voicemail at 626asktcb3 or text us at 855-TCB-8383. Now, let's listen to some sponsors and get this show going.

Alright, we're back with Bob and his demon Pepe. Let's see what's going on here back in the room. Bob Larsen, noted exorcist, I guess, noted exorcist. He's actually all over TV. This guy is a pretty famous guy. He's been on Haraldo and, you know, I think he was on Dr. Phil once and all this other stuff. So he's made the rounds.

He's made a living being an exorcist. And if you believe in exorcism, well, then that's your choice. I think they're, I actually believe Chrissy that there are some of those like, like the Knights of the Templar type thing, like inside of the Vatican, there are priests who have conducted apparently

exorcisms on behalf of the, like the papacy has said, go out and check this one out. And there are some stories, one of them is the book that the exorcist was based on, of this priest who was like the head exorcist for the papacy for a long time. And I've read some of those accounts. I'm not saying that exorcism is real, but I'm not saying it's not real either.

What I do know is that Bob and his demon people here, this is not real. This is clearly acting. Clearly. 85. 85. 85. 85. Generations.

85. 85 generations. 85 generations. 85 generations of the incest demon inside of the bodies. 85 generations. Wow. That was a long time. It's even an 85 generations of humans. I'm not even sure.

That would put us back in like negative 2,000 area. It's a generation like, I don't know, 30 years, 80 years. So that's 30 or 80. It's a little bit like that. I don't know. What do they consider a generation? Now it seems like every three years, it's a new name for a generation. That's a colloquial.

This is actual generation. I don't know who knows. Say I insist. Hi. I don't know who that is. D. Demon. You cannot do anything where your hands are required. They're useless. Hand model, maybe. I blame. Don't touch the clearly exposed wires. It's probably a good idea. I blame. Friturators working great in that pantry. I noticed it. Yeah, it's lovely. Yeah, it's lovely. With all I came to. Oh my kingdom.

He's like a pirate. I'm I'm in my one eye really demon TV. But I don't know if you noticed, but at some point, the guy who's holding him, the big guy on the back, which I've seen. That looks like Jeff, what's his name? The guy from, oh yeah, from Kirby or enthusiasm. Yeah.

Yeah, Jeff Garland? Jeff Garland. Okay. He looks exactly like Jeff Garland. He's a doppelgamer for sure. So he is holding him from behind, like over his chest. And at one point, he looked back at the crowd, and he goes,

this breath stinks. And somehow I don't have a hard time believe it. Yeah, the demon breath. Demon dick breath. When you got demon dick breath. Do you have demon dick breath? Listerine. Oh, I don't know. Listerine

Which craft These ain't which craft like which You have to be more specific It sounded like you bought a space I'm a grammar is appropriate See this guy's getting a couple jokes in there. Why haven't feeling this guy does like the Ha ha's in shamburg illinate on the weekend. Where is the magician for kids or something? Right. I never got my big break. Early along the way, somebody saw a revenge. So we got murdered to say and murder.

Murder! Murder! Second murder You want to die We all we all That's the curse this the curse of 85 generations 85 Denny from this man. I'm getting hungry. Go take a 15 minutes smoke break get about it. Yeah, he's ready to leave I know Bob's like okay, you stole my thunder that I hired you for the weekend. You're supposed to just play second fiddle And his calling Sorry Sorry, I said all phones on silent. I I said all phones on silent. I, I, I, I ordered some wings from pizza.

I had them delivered here. I figured this was going to be here for a minute. This was supposed to be a seven hour about time shares. I can manage my course lifted. And the phone keeps going. I guess, I guess Bob's man. Yeah I think it's Bob's phone. Yeah, it's probably Bob's phone in his pocket. I didn't get it.

I didn't get it. I'll go and hold on. I need to get this call. Yeah. Hold on one moment. Bob Clarkson's exorcism. Fuck. Could I talk to you about your demon auto insurance? I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. Whatever other courses they're on, whatever other stairs apart of this kingdom, I take a three full court and I bind you together as one. I am by accident. He's back to right. Yeah. For Bob. For guy. Okay.

Now it says Bob calls up audience. A calls, calls audience members forward with their cross of deliverance to help battle. The game has got one of my classes. All of you come out here at the front. Stick that cross in your space. Come on, let's get one. People just literally have their iPhones out to recording this. You can't believe what I can from walked into.

They were giving free coffee and donuts. Look at these guys lined up to get exercised. Oh. Oh. That's a homely looking bunch. Look at these guys lined up to get exercised. Oh It's a homely looking bunch Why did they get these people? It's not like you know I like Taylor Swift is coming into town. They have radio support and ads everywhere and Instagram. I

Swear to God, they're probably giving out coffee and don't I think so to get people to stay in there. Yeah Free continental breakfast with every exercise Just pretend you don't just pretend you probably believe it pretend you might believe it. And then sirs, eat oil. He said, need oil, cleansing oil, tea tree oil, cleansing oil, Vaseline, and Chlorox bleach, come together in the name of the father and son of Holy Spirit. It's the grand unity of cleansing material. And the Holy Spirit. 85 generations, it's over. Now, if you start feeling uncomfortable with them, it's with you and by the by-and, I mean, because you can't have children anymore.

Yeah, I can. by the by end I mean because you can't have children Yeah I just danced your scrotum Yeah it's over you've got a Bible to be sex to me it is with you yeah he really did it this ball is pretty hard you can see the look on his face he was like oh but without you there, you can start putting this life together. So I murder, I murder and incest. And incest. And incest.

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He wants to kill him. We receive. We receive. Judgement. Judgement. We receive Here is the judge went Judge went Judge went Judgment Judgment

I'll take judgment for $5,000 All the torment of 85 generations I put on your head seven times greater. I see the gurgers. You scum? Yeah. This guy just keeps wanting to keep playing the act. He's like, I got a lot of air time here.

This is going to go in my... All eyes are on me. This is going to go in my sizzle reel. Oh, I'm gonna use you watch. Bob, I won't be playing kindergarten birthday parties anymore. Go straight to the top. Shibuya. Shibuya. We all. We all. We all.

God, I think I can smell his breath through here. Yeah, it just looks bad He looks terrible. He's making terrible facial contortions I say I you say we I say demon you say, wait, the way, the way, I say demon you say beepy, demon, beepy, it's the call and response act there and Bob Larson's comedy show, Jetta, you got a frisky little one, we'll exercise I can smell those wings. I spilled a dish.

Please. You're pleased. We got dominoes. There's a best pizza we've had all tour. Go to hell! Go to hell! Go to hell! Go to hell! Go to hell! Go to hell! Jesus!

Why is going on here? Go! Go, go, go, demon! Go, go, go, go, demon! Go to hell! Go to hell! Go to the pit It's a chaotic episode Bob a priest he's just wearing a suit. No, I don't think Bob is a priest. I

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Come on you got free donuts. What else could you want free donuts at a show? It's like part of a Bailey Frifleys believe it or not Do we have fun or do we have. I could not stop laughing at that. I watched just a couple minutes of it, but I was like, oh this is good, we got to do this. I watched just a couple minutes and as soon as that guy started laughing hysterically in his chair, I was like, oh, yep, this is commercial break material all day. No. I'm gonna send you that number.

Send me that number, I'll give it a ring and I'll put it on the roadcaster. We'll see if we can get Bob on the phone. That's the caliber of guests you get here at the commercial. Well, he says that's the Barlow, he means, like in hell. And the pit.

In the pit, the Maroon 5 General Mission Pit. Oh my gosh, okay. Four days a week, Tuesday through Friday. You know how it goes. We've been talking about it for a while. Nothing's changed. That is the steady course that we are plotting at least for right this moment.

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