The Commercial Break - Boomerangs, Uvoo & Cougars Too!

Episode Date: July 26, 2024

Bryan & Krissy discuss all things cougars....what else can we say? LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail @TheCommercia...lBreak on Instagram Watch TCB on YouTube www.tcbpodcast.com Forr Live Show info, video, audio, stickers and all the other goods Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B. Download & Listen on the Audacy app To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:02:58 Oh yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the Commercial Break. I'm Brian Green. This is the burner to my bishop, Kristen Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Kristen. Best to you, Brian. If you pick up that one, you're really a listener of the show. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us.
Starting point is 00:03:13 I don't know if I picked it up. Burner to my bishop. Think about it. I'm not going to give it away. You'll have to work for this one. You'll figure it out. You'll figure it out. Burner to my bishop.
Starting point is 00:03:24 Think about it. Think about the figure it out. Burner to my bishop. Think about it. Think about the show. Okay. Um. Anyone. Barging one down? No. No.
Starting point is 00:03:31 I'll tell you all fair. I'll tell you during the commercial break. I want everyone to work for it. Work for it and if you figure it out, text me, let me know, I'll send you a, I don't know. I'll send you some of my, I'll send you some of my bath water. I'll send you some of my bath water. I'll send you some of my leg wash water.
Starting point is 00:03:47 It might take me a while to get there, but I don't really wash my legs all that much. Okay, fans of the show will know that last season and season 3 and season 4, we talked about a friend of mine that we referred to colloquially as Marlin. Marlin. Marlin to disguise his identity. He's our fish of a friend. He's our fish of a friend. And our fish of a friend met an older lady, a cougar by all standards, a rich cougar, and she took him on a whirlwind trip for a number of months and we would get updates until I
Starting point is 00:04:25 think our show got in the middle of the relationship. Well, they met on that site. Sugar... Sugar mamas. Sugar mamas. Sugar mamas something. Seeking sugar. Seeking sugar mamas, seeking cougars or something like that.
Starting point is 00:04:36 Seeking sugar. Sweet treats. Can I borrow a cup of sugar? Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot my bra. Remember we used to start the show with porn parodies? That was a different era of the show. That wasn't the old bedroom. Now that we have advertisers, we can't do that anymore. But we used to do that. A porn
Starting point is 00:04:56 parody every episode. Go check it out, season one. So I just wanted to put a cap on the whole, because lots of people have asked about Marlin, what happened to Marlin, what happened to the sugar mama, what happened to all that. If you remember last we spoke, Marlin and her had broken up, but they'd gotten back together. And then when they got back together, there was some jealousy because someone saw someone
Starting point is 00:05:14 at a bar with another person and all this other stuff. And then we, and then just kind of died. We just never heard anything. And I think that's because maybe I shouldn't have been talking about it so much on the show, but now I've been given I have permission sort of to Sort of to share that Marlon and news breaking news
Starting point is 00:05:31 Hold on one second slow on the buttons because I got to do a lot of stuff on my hair right now Breaking news Marlon and sugar mama did not survive the drama. They did not she Marlin and Sugarmama did not survive the drama. They did not. She... maybe got senile, it sounds like. It maybe got like a little weird in the head. And let's put it this way. We don't talk about politics on the show unless it pierces that wall to the point where we need to, right? And so we really try our best to stay away from anything timely, quite frankly, if you listen to the show, you'll know, we're usually five days behind any,
Starting point is 00:06:07 if not five months behind any trend. But I will say that, you know, politics has a way of getting in between people, and especially in 2024. And I think that he felt like, okay, I don't care who you're gonna vote for, but then it got like extreme. And then he was like, okay, I can't deal with this anymore.
Starting point is 00:06:26 Like, I don't need to deal with it. I don't need to be involved in all that drama. He's a, I would consider him a pretty apolitical kind of person. Like he cares enough to know what's going on, but he doesn't really talk about it all that much, like a lot of us. Um, like a lot of us smartly do. If we want to keep our friends and relatives, we just don't talk about it. There are people in my family
Starting point is 00:06:45 where I just will never say anything about politics ever. Exactly. Because I know how they feel, because they've made it known. And I see 180 degrees opposite usually. And I don't feel that I need to lose family members over the stupid bullshit. No, you just talk about the weather. Let the extremes be on the extremes.
Starting point is 00:07:04 And I'm gonna, yeah, talk about the weather. Let the extremes be on the extremes and I'm gonna, yeah, talk about the weather, that's right. It's very pleasant conversation when you don't, when you just take politics out of it. Anyway, I think that was part of it, but he claims that it, you know, there was just like, it got, she got a little senile about it. Like it was like she was going off in weird places with it.
Starting point is 00:07:20 And he really felt like maybe, and so it just, they de-gravitated from each other, like a lot of relationships. Ran its course. It ran its course. That's after all of the, what was it? Wasn't there like the orgy? A throuple, there was an orgy down at Jamaica. Wasn't there the European trip? He went to Europe. She took him to Europe. There was a fight there. It was a fight there because she caught him talking to a girl at a bar or something. At the ski, at the ski mountain. Ski resort.
Starting point is 00:07:47 Some girl looked in his direction and she flew off in the private jet without him or some shit. I don't know. It was a really, it was a really interesting story for a lot of them. It was entertaining for us. It was. No longer. Now he's dating someone more his age.
Starting point is 00:07:59 And you know what? I don't care. I don't care. You're not worth anything anymore to me, Marlin. You're dead to me. Dead to me. Find someone more you're dead to me. Dead to me. Find someone more interesting to date. Maybe we'll talk about it. But anyway, I wanted to say that. And since I had a Marlin update, there's a topic I've been wanting to talk
Starting point is 00:08:14 about for a while that we haven't really broached. We have broached a lot of subjects on this show from a misogynistic point of view. Lots of pickup artists, lots of guys who date younger girls, lots of, you know, seedy, underbelly, satire type shit that we just like to poke fun at. But I don't think we've too much, maybe once or twice, but I think we did one, like, show that was on about... Milk Manor? Milk, not Milk Manor, but fuck that Milk Manor.
Starting point is 00:08:39 God damn, that's a weird show. I know, it's crazy. Yeah, it's really weird. Fuck you weirdos out there. I know you're watching Milk Manor. I know you're watching Milk Manor, you commercial break fans. I know it. And that way, I stay away from it because I don't want to have to tell you that it's
Starting point is 00:08:50 not really that great. It's not cool. It's really weird. They brought the dads on this season. I know. The dads and sons are dating the same woman. You know, I was wrong about this. I think I can usually get trends pretty good, but I was wrong about this. And especially television trends,
Starting point is 00:09:06 I think I understand when a show has the makeup to go the distance and not. I've thought for sure, Milkman are two episodes and they're gonna bury it on the app. That's what's gonna happen. I was wrong 100%. It has really, it is really kind of bubbled up
Starting point is 00:09:20 into the pop culture lexicon, which is really strange to me. Like I hear comedians making jokes about it. I see it on, like, entertainment, whatever those shows are now, you know, I don't know, TMZ Live or whatever it is. But it is really strange. That show is strange. The whole concept is strange.
Starting point is 00:09:35 Bring the first season, it was ladies, uh, who were older in age. Some of them looked very good. And they were... They all look great. Yeah, they're just looking for love. That's it. But they brought like basically teenage kids in there. And in the first season, the teenage kids were their own sons and they were mixing and matching them with different cougars.
Starting point is 00:09:57 So, surprise, your son is here and you're going to date the other guys his age who were like 19 and 20, 21 years old. No joke. This season, it's not about the sons. They up the ante. It wasn't about the sons. It was, you know, totally random, younger, much younger dudes, which is fine. I don't have any problem with that part of it. But the part I have the problem with is the twist. And there's always a twist. And here's the twist. Three episodes in, you
Starting point is 00:10:22 think, okay, well, they didn't do the sons this time, so it's a little less strange. But I should have just known that it was coming. What was coming? The dads showed up, the dads of the sons. And then the women had to make a decision about whether or not they were falling in love with the sons or falling in love with people more their age. And of course, almost exclusively, I think, I don't know, I haven't watched a full episode ever. But I think, to nobody's surprise, they picked the younger man. They picked the younger man, which was okay. All right, whatever. Anyway, so cougars, the typical, I don't want to say typical, but the kind of reference to an older woman who likes to date or have sex with or be with younger men. So, it's been around for a long time,
Starting point is 00:11:06 there's nothing new. I was calling, we were calling, we were saying cougar back when I was in my twenties, right? And so, it's just a term that has endeared. I don't mean it in any, I heard some person one time, like some ladies say, I don't like the word cougar. It's, what did she say? I get offended by the word. And I was like, oh, okay, all right, whatever. I didn't call her a cougar, it was just like someone said the word cougar. Call her a cougar. Yeah, I wouldn't call anybody a cougar to their face, unless they were hitting on me. And listen, I've dated older women before. I don't know if I put it in the cougar category,
Starting point is 00:11:36 but I've dated older women before. I've dated younger men. Yeah. So anyway, and I know that cougars sometimes get outsized attention when guys are dating younger girls all the time But I think fair play let's also talk about cougars We're gonna talk about guys that date much younger women like John Anthony or you know, whatever his name You know the liar Adam the liar whatever if we're gonna talk about all those creepy guys, you know Let's talk about cougars, too. And I came, someone, I got served up a video from Instagram of an old commercial
Starting point is 00:12:10 for a place called Cougar dating international or Cougar international dating service. And I thought this, it's short, but I thought it was so entertaining that I decided I gotta go dig into the cougar life on YouTube. Oh yeah, let's do it. Okay, so we have three separate videos, all of them a little bit on the shorter side.
Starting point is 00:12:29 So let's do one per segment and then we'll get out of the way. And listen, I'm just gonna con, let's just do some commentary on it. Let's react like we always react. I'm not gonna put my, inject my personal opinions yet, yet. Let's put it that way. Okay, the first one we have is the original video that got me interested in this subject subject cougarinternational.com
Starting point is 00:12:47 I don't let's see if this Let's see if this website still exists cougarinternational.com Did you find this trolling on the internet? It does not. Yes, I did and it does not exist anymore Well, this got served to me. I wasn't really trolling. I just, the commercial break algorithm is, is amazed. As it does. Oh, Astrid isn't just, now she's even in love with it. She's like, this is so weird. You get some, we get some of the weirdest stuff. And I'm like, yes, we do. All right. So here's Cougar International. This is a commercial for Cougar International, the no longer existing website, cougarinternational.com.
Starting point is 00:13:26 Welcome to legendary Beverly Hills, home of cougarinternational.com, an international social and business networking community, online and offline. She's reading a script. She's got a script in her hand. She's reading it. Yeah, she's looking down and then back up. Yeah, she's looking down and then back up. Welcome to luxurious Hollywood, California. Beverly Hills.
Starting point is 00:13:49 I'm here in a drab room with a weird carpet behind me. Very weird room. There's like, yeah, there's a carpet on the wall. I got to be honest. I don't trust people who hang carpets on walls. It's a little weird. It's a little strange. It's 90s is what it is. Confident women with younger men in mind and the men who adore us for a moment or a lifetime. For a moment or a lifetime, even if our lifetimes may be much shorter. I'm Yaya. Good going. You say I'm Yaya?
Starting point is 00:14:17 What's that? Did she say I'm Yaya? I think she said I'm Yaya. Yaya? That's like grandma. Call me Yaya. Call me Yaya. Yaya. Yaya? That's like grandma. Call me Yaya. Call me Yaya. Yaya!
Starting point is 00:14:27 Yaya. I'm Yaya. And we call, the kids call one of their grandparents Yaya. This is really weird. I know. Today are a couple of our beautiful cougarinternational.com members, Crystal. Crystal, please enter this weird living room so I may speak with you. Oh. Oh, she doesn't look like a cougar at all. No.
Starting point is 00:14:55 She looks like she's in her 30s. Is she going for like super young guys? Hi, I'm Crystal and I've always been a cougar. I'd like to tell you why I prefer younger men. There are several reasons. Wow. Whoa. What is up with that hairdo?
Starting point is 00:15:08 I don't know. It's like half Amish, half Amish, half fundamentalist. I haven't seen one of those in a while. I haven't seen one of those either. This looks like a hairstyle from the Sister Wives. It does, it absolutely does. First of all, younger men are living in this decade. They like current music, they like to go dancing.
Starting point is 00:15:27 Who is not living in this decade? I just want to know. They wear current clothing styles. They have current hairstyles and they watch current movies. Okay. This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. She's also just directly reading from the script. Yes, she's reading right from the script. And poorly, I might add, which is fine. Sometimes people get nervous.
Starting point is 00:15:48 There's a couple of boomerangs on the background too. Yeah, nothing like a boomerang to spice up your wall. Throw a rug on there and put some boomerangs, call it a day. I'll tell you what's cougar about this, the decorations in the actual room, they're filling it. But she says current hairstyles and current clothing. Meanwhile, she's wearing a frock and has this like weird sister wives haircut that she's got going on.
Starting point is 00:16:11 That's just better for me all the way around. It keeps themselves in better physical condition. They diet, they exercise, some of them even go to the gym, which is very nice for me. Oh, it's very nice for me when your hard, throbbing member is full of veiny cock. I don't just like my veins in a cock, I like them all over. Younger men are more open-minded in general, both about women's ages and about relationship roles. Some older men expect women to be slaves in the kitchen and the bedroom, angels in public, and prostitutes in private. Geez! A lady in the streets and a freak in the bed.
Starting point is 00:16:51 A freak in the sheets, that's right, Chrissy. That just doesn't work for me. Younger men will let a woman set up the relationship any way she wants to, and they are anxious to please us. I think this is the future Mrs. Marlin, actually, right here. She's like, yeah, amen. I can see why a guy would be into this. I can see like a guy, like a young guy. When you're at that age where you're scared a pussy, you know, I can see why this would be attractive. Like you would, you would want someone to take control and show you the ropes and do, I see why older women are attractive. I dated an older woman once and she almost took me to Disney World in the middle of the night.
Starting point is 00:17:30 Yeah. You remember that? Yes, I do. Another thing about younger men is they're very respectful and very polite. They find I don't know if you've met young men, but this was probably filmed 30 years ago. What we like and then they accommodate us. Will you eat my ass? Yes, ma'am.
Starting point is 00:17:53 Well, was it Marlin's woman? She was very instructional in the bed. So instructional that he found it really hard to get along with her actually. Finally, younger men are still growing and changing. They're open-minded. They're not in a rigid mindset like older men are. The cucks are rigid, but the brains are soft, and that's what I like to come in. They're still growing and changing. That sounds weird, lady.
Starting point is 00:18:18 It does. The only way that I can really count on an older man to keep growing is around the mid section. Oh, that's a zinger. The only way that I can really count on an older man to keep growing is around the midsection. Oh, that's a zinger. Burn. Thank you. This is like a Saturday Night Live skit. It really is.
Starting point is 00:18:33 I'm going to find out that this is actually a Saturday Night Live skit. Well said. You know, we have a lot of diversity in our membership. We are an international organization. And interestingly enough, we have men from age 18 all the way through their 50s because as one guy told me, you don't outgrow being a cub. Men in their 40s and 50s still want to date. A cub.
Starting point is 00:18:59 Oh, a cub. A cub. I think the terminology here is a little weird. This is clearly filmed long before anybody got broke. Yeah, exactly. Women who are older than they are. And women, well, of course, we want to date younger. I'd like to introduce you now to another one of our lovely members, Linda.
Starting point is 00:19:18 Linda! I dropped the microphone. Step on down. Come on, Linda. Hi. Oh, Linda. Full sweatsuit. She's wearing a full zip-up sweats down. Come on, Linda. Hi. Oh, Linda. Full sweatsuit.
Starting point is 00:19:27 She's wearing a full zip-up sweatsuit. Yeah, it's a velour. Uh-huh. My name is Linda. I'm 49, very proud of my age and very grateful. Professionally, I'm a style and beauty expert. I work to street- Oh, a style and beauty expert.
Starting point is 00:19:42 She had to read that. Yeah, she had to remind herself of what she was. I worked to… Jared S Jared I see this movement of astute younger men seeking relationships with women in their prime. Luckily for us ladies, timing is everything. Jared Lies Luckily for us ladies, timing is everything. Luckily for us ladies. They did anything to practice this once before they did it, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, it's almost like they just went straight into it. I do not exclusively date younger men.
Starting point is 00:20:16 I prefer well-maintained of any age. cougarinternational.com is a good one. Well-maintained? What is that? Sounds like a car. I prefer a man that's tuned up. Forum and growing social network for both men and women looking for friends, dating,
Starting point is 00:20:36 networking and insight. Log on and read my blog post titled, Youth is a Gift, Age is a Work of Art and Do Your Pictures Suck? I would love to hear your comments. I'd love to read my blog. Do your pictures suck? Everybody gets on that picture thing. Yeah, everybody starts worrying about the pictures. Don't worry about the pictures. They're important. Yeah, I mean, not for me. I found unsuitable women just fine using my I found unsuitable women just fine using my terrible pictures. Thank you, Linda. What I really like about cougarinternational.com is the fact that we have so much more to offer than just a typical dating site where you click on, see a few pictures, do a bunch of
Starting point is 00:21:18 emailing back and forth and never really meet anybody. We have hundreds of member photos, videos, blogs, articles, forums, tons of groups that you can join, and we also have a lot of events. In a typical couple of month period of time... It's a shame they shut down. What's that? It's a shame they shut down. Yeah, I know. I'm thinking about this like, oh, that sounds like early Facebook. Sounds
Starting point is 00:21:41 great. Where's cougarinternational.com when you need it?...events where people can actually get out and meet each other. We have a live video chat with Oovoo and we have a unique... Oovoo, indeed. Entree. Entree. Oovoo. Oovoo. Oovoo. Feature that not... Who not? Oovoo on the block. All right. Hey now, hey, you want to hook up on who tonight? I'll show you my veiny throbbing member. Any other social networking group has called Private Call where you can actually call each other without giving out your personal phone information. Oh, that's fantastic. I love it.
Starting point is 00:22:23 How do you do that? You mean a restricted number? Yeah, you mean star six seven? Is that what you mean? Hey, Brian, it's called Private Call. Oh, yeah, I'm sorry. Star 69! What was that song? Remember you used to star 69 and be able to hear somebody's phone, you know, be able to find out who called you? To ask the ladies right now, what prompted them to join cougarinternational.com and what they like about the site? I think the site is great for information.
Starting point is 00:22:53 It's great for information. It's an informational site. The worldwide super information highway. You take a little bit of information and some bad hair styling and a frock or two plus boomerangs and you throw it into the pot with them! Private calling! Uvu. Uvu!
Starting point is 00:23:13 Brought to you by Uvu. Brought to you by Uvu. They'll never know who's calling who with Uvu. Made just for you, Uvu. I'll be back later to explain more. To meet new people, both men and women. I mean, I've already made some great new friends. And we can go out together and meet...
Starting point is 00:23:34 You're not allowed outside! Only through woo-woo and private calling! Woo-woo! Yeah. Crystal? I like that it's a real family feel to this site. We get to all... I like fucking my family! A family feel!
Starting point is 00:23:51 A family feel! Not what I'm looking for in a dating website. I like that most of my family's in there, trolling around. Yeah, they can all get on there. ...to know each other and we go to these different events. And it's a party feel but also like a family. That really works for me. And also, we have special events for just the ladies such as coffees and brunches where we can dish like the Sex and the City girls do. And that's great.
Starting point is 00:24:18 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh my God. This is the most dated video I have seen on the internet, even though it was probably made in the early 2000s. So you see, we have a lot to offer at cougarinternational.com. We hope you'll come join us.
Starting point is 00:24:33 Membership is totally free. Come join the fun and happy hunting. Goddamn, where did all the good websites go, Chrissy? Happy hunting. Happy hunting cougar internet. Oovoo. I'm going to private call you later. What is an Oovoo?
Starting point is 00:24:49 Ah, it's one of the, I don't know, like Mark Cuban's first streaming website or something. Oovoo. Before there was Zoom. Yeah. Remember when everyone was just naming web companies terrible names and people would like put a hundred million dollars into it because it had a terrible name? Oovoo. I'm going to Google what happened to Oovoo, but we'll take a break and we'll be back
Starting point is 00:25:06 with more Cougars after this. Hi. No, you're not dreaming. And yes, this is a new promo. See, I made you wait and now look how happy you are. I know. I know you're smiling. Anyway, since we're here, why don't you just hop on over to Instagram and give us a follow
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Starting point is 00:27:45 How to pick up a cougar, but this is not from the same group. This is from a lady on the internet who does cougar related content. Oh, okay. And this is probably a decade old, so just to, just to. Like how to pick up her friends? Yeah, how to pick her up, basically. Right, okay, what she wants.
Starting point is 00:27:58 Yeah. Yeah. Thought I'd share something very private up until now I haven't really talked about it on my show, and that is how I actually was picked up by my current boyfriend. As you all know, I'm in a committed life partnership with my boyfriend. We met at a company party. I saw him across the room. He motioned over to come to his VIP area where he was at.
Starting point is 00:28:22 What a great attraction. At a company party? There was a VIP area? And was at. What a great attraction. Ha ha ha. At a company party? There was a VIP area? And he motioned. He motioned. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:28:31 He said, come get me. Yeah, hey you. Come over here. Hey, you. I'm 21 and rock hard. Get over here. Nothing like dipping in my pen in the company ink. When I first met him, was his drum roll confidence. He had confidence to come up to me and say, can I get you a drink? And we started a conversation. But for me, a drink is always a great opening line.
Starting point is 00:28:59 It's not a pick up line. It's not an opening line. It's here's something for free. You gotta be careful about that, I think. Yeah, exactly. You gotta be careful about just buying women drinks. I think, buying anybody drinks, quite frankly, I think you gotta be, you gotta feel it out a little bit. It's not for everybody, right? I think. Because they think you think that they're obligated to sit there and talk to you because of whatever. Can I get you a drink? But what struck me about him and what he told me back on that night was both of our Personalities really clicked together and it wasn't just about the chemistry or you know being attracted to my boobs or whatever else
Starting point is 00:29:41 Quantum which says that's wrong look into the boobs I think Quantum Witch says that's wrong. Look into the boobs. And wha-bam, instant attraction. You saw that night. Yes, the physical chemistry was there, but it's really about the personality. So what I thought I would share with you is some of the do's and don'ts of trying to pick up a cougar.
Starting point is 00:29:59 So many guys have written it to me. Karen Lee, where can I find a cougar like you? If you really think about it, there are... to me, Karen Lee, where can I find a cougar like you? If you really think about it. Karen Lee! Karen Lee! Where can I find a cougar like you? Oh, look, oofoo. So many people have written in.
Starting point is 00:30:12 My oofoo is ringing. Hello? How do you pick up chicks like you? I can't look past your boobs. I can't stop staring. Cougars everywhere. There's lots of older women that would love to be with the younger guys.
Starting point is 00:30:27 It's just that the manner that the younger guy approaches them is the problem. So here are some of the things that have not- Cougar don'ts. Cougar don'ts. Let's get into it, Chrissy. This is when we get serious. The past.
Starting point is 00:30:39 If you walk up to a cougar and you say something like, is your last name Campbell? Cause you are good. That's one of the worst. What? I've never heard that. Is that like an old cigarette reference? I mean, that's- No, it's the Campbell's soup.
Starting point is 00:30:53 Oh, Campbell's soup. I thought she said, if you look like a camel and I was about to say, cause your toe is, I don't know. No, no, Campbell's. Oh, Campbell's. Is your last name Campbell? Cause you're good. That's ridiculous. I don't know. No, no, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:31:06 No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:31:14 No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:31:22 No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no're coming up with a line, it's not gonna fly, and she doesn't want to hear that kind of crap from anybody. It's just a nuisance then. She'll flick you off like a flea. Telling a girl that you're great in bed and that you are great at going down and giving a girl a...
Starting point is 00:31:37 Hey, I'm great in bed. Hey, you want to know something? This dick can ride. You're over there with Yamaha, Mima. Can I get you a drink? I'm getting bad. I'm sitting on a Harley, yeah. and ride. You're over there with Yamaha. You want a drink and my dick because it's awesome. Check out my reviews on Apple. 4.99. Who wants to hear that? If you were lucky enough to
Starting point is 00:32:00 get in bed with her, show her. It's a song from My Fair Lady. Oh yeah, nothing like the My Fair Lady and Campbell's reference. Lady, you're making yourself sound old. And to be fair, she looks good. She doesn't look like, she doesn't look old. She looks, she's a pretty lady. Don't talk of lies. Show me, show her. Another movie, another line. Show me the money. Don't go bragging about your money and everything else. If you want to take her out on a nice date, show it that way. What? I think this information is not at all useful, if I'm being honest with you. Show me the money.
Starting point is 00:32:35 But don't show. Don't tell me how good you are in bed. Don't tell me how much money you have. Show me with your dick and your nice car. Buy me a trip to Paris tomorrow. The important thing that I think you guys need to realize is eye contact. You need to look at the person in the eye and make them feel special. When he first met me, he made me feel special. He made me feel like nobody in the room mattered except for me. And that's
Starting point is 00:32:57 what I love for you to understand. If you can make somebody feel special and make them feel that they're the only person... Who's your money and your big dick? You're gonna be winning over every other guy in that room You have to walk up with confidence and that arrogance together walking up and telling a girl that you've got a really large penis He's not gonna come to my third Don't know I mean that's hey, can I buy you a drink upgrade in bed? I don't know if you notice my 12. Hey, can I buy you a drink, I'm great in bed. I don't know if you noticed my 12 inch penis.
Starting point is 00:33:26 I have a huge hair. Have you seen my American Express black card? I mean I don't know where you're hanging out lady but. Those were the wrong places. Yeah, this sounds like a Wednesday at Aqua Blue. It does. Yeah. My name is Steven, what are you about?
Starting point is 00:33:39 What's wrong with her audio? The nod. Oh, there we go. The nod is when you see a woman that you like, you give her a little wink and a little nod of your head. Oh, wink and a nod. That's not going to do it. Well, I mean, maybe women of a certain age, maybe that's what they're into.
Starting point is 00:33:57 Maybe they like that kind of like, you're saying be confident, but not arrogant. But I think that wink and that nod kind of is a little arrogant. It's like, hey, I'm looking at you. Yeah it's cheesy. Hey Chrissy. Dink, dink. Hey. Dink. Hey. You know how big my dick is? I can tell you. What I want to do is give that first gesture, that confident flirtatious gesture to this girl if you see her and see how she responds back. I even remember back when I was in college, I remember guys that were really confident.
Starting point is 00:34:28 Now, how do you ever get confident? They walked up to me and said- How much editing has she done on this video? Oh, man, it's spiced every two seconds. Every two seconds, it's spliced. I mean, this is- It can't have been that hard. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:40 Seriously, like just go, you know? Go and cut it. Just read the teleprompter. Yeah, you got to kind of know what you're going to say. Something sexy to me, not overbearing. You know, you have bedroom eyes, something like that. Find something to compliment besides her boobs. Which guys are you hanging out with?
Starting point is 00:34:59 And she said, say something like, you have bedroom eyes. Oh, that's exactly what a lady wants to hear. You have bedroom eyes. And I'm not looking at your boobs, by the way. Have you seen my 12-inch cock? What about my American Express black car? I drive a Ferrari and I'm hot in bed. I mean, wondering what are bedroom eyes.
Starting point is 00:35:15 But the whole idea was, he said, with the idea in my head, wow, I have bedroom eyes. I'm different from everybody else. So, one of the things if you're trying to approach a cougar is to approach her in the right manner by saying something sexy or something like about. By the way, what's up with the music, the 70s porn music in the back? Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. Her eyes as opposed to, hey, you got nice tits.
Starting point is 00:35:38 The only way you're gonna find out what makes her special of course is to ask her questions. Good luck in finding your cougar. Happy holidays to everyone. Oh, happy holidays! Karen Lee Potter! I'm going to look her up. That sounds like someone in history that did something terrible.
Starting point is 00:35:55 You know what? I just got an idea. I think Karen Lee and Frankie might be good to go. I think this lady, I've watched a couple of her videos now, I think this lady has a very similar vibe couple of her videos now, I think this lady has a very similar vibe to Frankie, just the female version of Frankie. She's giving not great advice. See if she's still around, because I think if I'm not mistaken, this video was more than four years old, maybe five years old. See if you can find her on LinkedIn, I'm sure. The Karen Lee Potter.
Starting point is 00:36:23 Oh, the Karen Lee Potter. Poeder. Poeder? Karen Lee. I think this is it. Oh, is she? Is it Po- No, that's her. Oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:32 Hi lovers. I'm Karen Lee, a self-proclaimed cougar. And host of Karen Lee Poeder on YouTube, Facebook, and Instagram and TikTok. Oh, she, yeah, this video must be. She updated it. Okay, here we go, listen. Um, can I? Let's see here if I can.
Starting point is 00:36:52 Can I hold my inspired mic? This woman right here, the pioneer of sexuality. I love her. The pioneer of sexuality is not Dr. Ruth. I'm pretty sure it was Adam. Adam and Eve. All right. We got one more video to go. So I know this segment is kind of short. We're going to cut it here. And then we'll be back with more entertaining information for you about Cougars.
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Starting point is 00:38:59 Conditions apply. Visit rbc.com slash student offers. All right. I got one more video lined up for you. I'm super excited about this one. This is Karen Lee Potter, which we found out on the break has apparently made a little name for herself. She was on the Megyn Kelly show when that was a thing. So I imagine some of this content is old. She's, you know, got a nice little following on Instagram and series of videos that are out there
Starting point is 00:39:25 all about cougars. What's our new book called? Fuck me, fuck you. No, fuck games, comma, date cougars. Oh, fuck games, date cougars. Yeah, just date cougars. Got it. Okay. 10-4. So anybody who's interested in following in the footsteps of Marlin. But you have to play the game that she's talking about. Yes. That's true. Got of disingenuous a little bit, if you ask me. But whatever. OK. Let's talk to Karen, or let's listen to Karen. This one, for some reason, this video
Starting point is 00:39:53 is called When Cougars Get Drunk. OK. We'll go with it. Let's roll with it. Hi. I'm Karen Lee. Welcome to LaVancourt. Cougars are not all that. Wow, this'm Karen Lee. Welcome to LaVancourt. Cougars are not all that.
Starting point is 00:40:06 Wow, this editing is terrible. She's like edits in the middle of a word. Straight laced and sometimes we like to get loose. So without further ado, I'd like to introduce shit things. This is before I'm drunk. Karen. Karen. LaVancourt with Karen. Shit cougars do when they get drunk. I'm going to use Tito's vodka because it's gluten free, made in America, and I happened
Starting point is 00:40:25 to meet Tito one night in Florida, and he's a great guy and very good looking. Shame. Wait, there's an actual Tito to Tito's vodka? I guess so. That's the most surprising thing we've learned all today. I know. There's a Tito and you can meet him? He's in Florida.
Starting point is 00:40:33 I do not doubt he lives in Florida. If there was a Tito's, he lives in Florida. I'm going to use Tito's vodka because it's gluten free, made in America, and I happened to meet Tito one night in Florida, and he's a great guy and very good looking. Shame. Wait, there's an actual Tito to Tito's vodka? I guess so. That's the most surprising thing we've learned all today.
Starting point is 00:40:41 I know. There's a Tito and you can meet him? He's in Florida. I do not doubt he lives in Florida. If there was a Tito's, he lives in Florida. I do not doubt he lives in Florida. I do not doubt he lives in all today. There's a Tito and you can meet him? He's in Florida. I do not doubt he lives in Florida. If there was a Tito's, he lives in Florida. If Tito exists, there's no doubt in my mind. It was founded in Austin though. Yeah, well, you know, people go from California to Austin, Texas down to Florida. That's the general progression of things. You either go from New York to Florida or from California to Austin, Texas to California.
Starting point is 00:41:06 Austin, Texas has become like a whole different universe. I don't know if you know that. I don't know if you've got to kind of keeping your finger on the pulse. I am. And what I've noticed is that Austin just might be its own country someday because I think there's a lot of people there
Starting point is 00:41:20 who really don't care for society in general, except for the people who live in Austin. I've been. It's a lovely, lovely place. I've been there many times. My family lives there. Yeah. And I love it. But it's just, I see so many characters moving there. Like, it's almost like Florida number two, but not quite crazy yet. Here comes the paddy wagon to take me away. All right. Let's listen. Is this going to be a literal how Karen gets drunk? Yeah. She's actually taking shots of Tito's. Of Tito's. Good for her.
Starting point is 00:41:46 Plug for Tito's. I'm also using a Delta Phi Epsilon Shacklass. My sorority. Nothing like being 62 using your sorority shacklass. I love it. I love when guys or girls wear their old wear their old, I wasn't in one, so I don't know. Maybe that's just part of the pride that comes with being in a sorority or fraternity. But I love when you see like 50 somethings or 60 somethings and they've got their old, you know, pie-fi gear on or whatever. Well, the shot glass is really, that's old. First of all, how did it survive that long?
Starting point is 00:42:23 That's what I'm saying. Yeah. I've broken every shot glass I've owned, one way or the other. Sometimes it ends up in my hand, the glass does. All right, we'll roll with it. Longer in existence at the University of Illinois, but I thought I'd give it a shot. She's definitely from Chicago. This lady's definitely from Chicago. That voice is Frankie's voice, actually.
Starting point is 00:42:40 It's got that Frankie, you know, that twinge. Hey, it's me from Frankie B. Karen Lee. Hey, I'm Karen me from Frankie B. Karen Lee. Hey, I'm Karen Lee. Frankie B. Karen Lee. Actually, we should set these two up. That's what I said. Oh yeah, I bet they'd be lovely together.
Starting point is 00:42:53 Sorry, dude, that's married to Karen Lee, but I think I'm going to try. That's just her life partner. Oh, life partner. Yeah, they're swingers. You know they should be. You know that. You know that's it. Oh, her video is awful.
Starting point is 00:43:02 There's a little bit of a diet rope here because I don't want to add the extra calories. I want one extra pound on my body. Diet root beer? With vodka? With vodka? Yeah, it's chasing diet root beer with vodka? Okay, all right. You know, root beer is not a thing down here in the South. Like, you don't see a lot of people drinking. I do, sometimes. But up North, like in the North East, like, you know, Chicago and like, root beer is not a thing down here in the South. Like you don't see a lot of people drinking. I do sometimes. But up North, like in the North East,
Starting point is 00:43:25 like you know Chicago and like it's root beer is everything. My wife hates fucking root beer. She's like, it's the most disgusting taste in the world. I like it. I don't know, just for me. I'm getting drunk and it's only been one shot of a sip of root beer. Shot number two, all for the sake of entertainment.
Starting point is 00:43:41 Oh, a little Gus Gus. Let me pick up my puppy. Oh man, like more interesting. You're gonna get late tonight. You are gonna get a dick sucking like no one. Take the camera roll. That's right. I'm keeping taking the turpentine off that cock later if you're worried about it young man. He gets a lot of attention from me when he's drunk.
Starting point is 00:43:56 He said Joseph's drunk. When he's drunk. When she's drunk. When we're all drunk. She's just had one shot. She's had one single shot. I already forgot what the name of the song is, but I love it. No matter where you are, it just makes you want to dance.
Starting point is 00:44:16 Notice how people always think of better dancers when they're drunk. Right now, I feel like I'm a great dancer. This could be some sort of- This is the most train wreck of a video we have ever watched. Oh, this is painful. This is incredible.
Starting point is 00:44:29 She's dancing to Justin Timberlake in her kitchen. No, that's not Justin Timberlake, that's- Oh, yeah, oh yeah, I'm sorry. John Legend and the other guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the guy. No, no, no, no, no, no. This is the one where, what's her name? Was naked throughout the entire video?
Starting point is 00:44:43 Is that it? Yeah, okay. Well, it was naked, a bunch of naked models. Yeah, a bunch of naked models. Yeah, and I can't remember his name because she's, turns out he's a creep. He got canceled. Yeah. Turns out he's a creep for putting a bunch of naked models in his video and not paying them. But what I love best about this video is they keep the background music going the entire time. So now it's double muffly and weird. A sexist song. It's a rapey song. I mean, that's a little extreme. I used to listen to songs like
Starting point is 00:45:06 Push, Push in the Bush when I was in college. Push, Push in the Bush? Push, Push in the Bush. Whoa, that could go a couple of different ways. No, it can only go one way. There's only one definition for Push, Push in the Bush. Is that even a real song? We looked that up. No. Push, Push in the Bush.
Starting point is 00:45:22 I'm not looking that up. What? What's your problem? Now you're drunk. Now it sounds like you're drunk. You're like, no, I'm not looking that up. The government can find me. Push, push in the bush is a song. Push, push in the bush is a song by Musique. What a name. Music. What a name. What a name. Delta Phi Epsilon. Apparently, if you drink diet soda with vodka, it intensifies the buzz and people are not
Starting point is 00:45:49 supposed to do that, but why wouldn't you do that? Wait, I don't, what? Why would you put up this video? Is that a disclaimer? What's that? Is that a real disclaimer? Apparently, you're not supposed to do that, but you do it. I skipped through this video
Starting point is 00:46:05 and I knew this was gonna be like classic shit show video and I love it. I love every second of it. I have to do a strong texting and I'm gonna do it. Thank God I don't need reading glasses. I'm gonna text my old boyfriend from college. I wonder if I don't even have his number of shit. Oh my God, you're only on shot number two.
Starting point is 00:46:22 You're only on shot number two. Well, I got root beer into my face. Well, that's true. I forgot about that. I forgot you were in the root beer, too. You're in the suds and in the root beer. I was in a sport called D-W-5 Epsilon D Friday. I'm going to tell you right now what I hate about Facebook.
Starting point is 00:46:41 I don't like that you find out that you weren't invited to shit on Facebook well girl you got your own party going on there this is the musings of an old lady white lady this is what this is the musings of an old drunk white lady I don't like that I'm invited to shit on Facebook well maybe you should jump over to Instagram where people actually are you know what it's time to do? Call my kids.
Starting point is 00:47:06 First, I will call my youngest son. Call my kids. Leave me alone, Mom. He's there for four more days and going back to college. He says to me, leave me alone. How would you? I'm calling the other kids. What, he's there?
Starting point is 00:47:17 He's there at the house. He's there at the house and she's calling him. When I said I was calling him, I thought she was gonna pick up her iPhone and call him. She's actually yelling for it. Jess, Jess, I gotta leave was gonna pick up her iPhone and call him. She's actually yelling for him. Jess? Jess? I gotta leave a message at the beep. Hi Jess! It's your mother. Hello? I gotta call my honey.
Starting point is 00:47:33 That's classes heartbreaking in the background. I was gonna say, are they doing dishes? Karen Lee's my new favorite. We found a new one. Cam? Hi! Why are you acting so weird? Am I hammered? Yes, I'm hammered. Oh, hold on. Jess? Yes, I'm drunk and I'm not crying. I'm not with anybody. I didn't drink much. Jess, I'm drunk and I'm not crying! Chrissy. Holy crap.
Starting point is 00:48:04 Chrissy, this reminds me of like 10 of our friends. I swear to God it does. Oh my God. Oh, my God. Chrissy. Holy crap. Chrissy, this reminds me of like 10 of our friends. I swear to God it does. Oh, my God. Her sons are calling her and she's like, I got like some weird sultry, sexy voice on. Huh? Yeah, all of you do. I'm not literally alone. I'm never alone.
Starting point is 00:48:16 I got Cam out of the line. I'll talk to you later. Love you. Bye. Cam. I hate when kids move to California. I'm not hammering. I hate when children go to liberal states.
Starting point is 00:48:24 I hate when kids move to California. I'm not hammering. I hate when children go to liberal states. I hate when kids Cam. Okay. I hate when kids move to California. I'm not hammered. I hate when children go to liberal states. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I was in a sorority. I was actually, it was Delta Phi Epsilon in a university for four years, the best time of my life. I always say that to kids when they go off to college, and I mean it. I feel like looking at my college album. Oh my God, this is like,
Starting point is 00:48:57 I feel for the life partner here who has now gone into official, like, I don't know what I'm doing with my life territory. I really hope that whoever her life partner is, is getting like a good free ride out of this. Because this, if you had to deal with this every single night of your life. By the way, I want to remind everybody who's listening to this train wreck, and it may end up sounding muffled to you, but I want to remind you, she's only on shot number two. Two, Chrissy.
Starting point is 00:49:22 Yeah, she keeps holding up the glass, you know, shot glass going. Yeah, it's empty. Yeah, it's just empty. Pretending. I was in this Delta Phi sorority. That's right. This is when I went to Fort Lauderdale. One of the most fun times of my life. See? I'm so fun to be with. Not when I had my kids or family. College! Fort Lauderdale, I did a four-way in Panama City. I knew then I wanted to do hyper sexualized content. She's got a picture of herself back when she was brunette. Oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:51 Oh God, those pictures got to be in the, what, late 60s, early 70s. It looks like it. Both of these guys, both of these guys treat me like shit. I don't need to put up with this crap. I'm not looking at college. Wow, dodge. I'm not looking at college. Wow, dodge. I'm going to call them later and explain to them what a train wreck you really were.
Starting point is 00:50:11 Hey, Bob. I'm going to call him. I don't have his number. I'm going to call information. You have Bob's phone number. I dated him in college. I was Delta Phi Epsilon, the whitest white, the whitest Sardine in all of Illinois! And you didn't invite me on Facebook to your fuck-a-rama! I'm pissed!
Starting point is 00:50:35 I'm empowered. And you know what I'm going to do? I shout out Cheetos back up whenever I get empowered. Oh! Oh! She had a spell. She poured half the bottle into that shot glass. Can I get empowered? Oh! Oh! She had a spill. She poured half the bottle into that shot glass. Oh my God!
Starting point is 00:50:51 Chrissy, oh my God. This is you and me like 10 years ago. She put this out. She put this out and left it out. That's the worst, right? Maybe the next morning you're a little hungover and you go, oh, it's gonna be fun for the people. And now she's left it out
Starting point is 00:51:06 and now the commercial break has found it. She's gonna find new found fame. Before I eat, did I mention I love that sorority? I gotta talk to you about Ben Franklin. Right, Ben. About menstruation? What did she say? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:51:18 I think she's talking about her sorority again. Oh God. Benjamin Franklin apparently was into cougars. Kudos to Ben Franklin for being into cougars. Benjamin Franklin? Ben Franklin was not into cougars. I think you've got that wrong. I'm not going to go into what Ben Franklin was into, but it wasn't cougars. I think you've got that one wrong. Oh Lord. Okay, only so much- Wow, that was a surprise. Sneak attack from Karen Lee. I thought, you know, I did skip through this video.
Starting point is 00:51:49 Look at her staring at the camera. High as a kite on two and one half shots of vodka. Wow, look, that glass of root beer is gone. Oh. Boom. Kicked it in. The root beer is really where you get the, that's really where you get drunk when you start drinking root beer. I've never heard that. I haven't eitherers really where you get that. That's really where you get drunk when he starts drinking root beer
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