The Commercial Break - Booty Babies

Episode Date: January 24, 2024

Picture this: a baby…in your ass uterus…with lots of hair…and no bones for 3 years. You’re welcome. Stanley Cups and Cabbage Patch Kids MURDER! Can we get Daddy Keith to do our intro? Shoutout to Allison! Bryan & Krissy are wilding out on dayquil today Cryptid/Cryptic pregnancies? Pregnancies that last from 14 months to 7 years Mama’s lost her marbles we think Would you like to feel it? A baby hair ultrasound? NO bones babies! We want to hear from the daughter “Because I’m dumb” LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jamie. Yeah, how cold is it out there? One more or two pairs of panties and my lips don't get chapped. You tell me. On this episode of the commercial break. I've got two ass babies going. I sit on them all the time. You ever had an ass baby, Chrissy? Longer gestation period, hemorrhoids, the whole nine yards. But this ass baby is a little bigger than that ass baby. You wanna take a look?

Let me show you? No. No? Okay. You think Gizzle Drizzle will get mad at me? The next episode of the commercial break. I'm Brian Green, this is the wife of the master of the Gizzle Drizzle. Chris and Joy Hoadley, best to you, Chris and... Good, best to you, Brian.

And best to you out there in the podcast universe, including Jeff. And hey, six times the charm for starting this episode. That's right. Yeah, we took a... Literally started the episode six times. Take six. Take six. Do you know about the craziness around the Stanley Cups?

Yes. What in the good fuck are we all doing with our lives? I don't know. I'm sticking with my... Why are we doing? Sticking with my Yeti. I'm doing my Yeti. Yeah.

I don't care. I mean, I like a big cup and I also have an emotional attachment to my cup. So I'm not... Yes. Casting stones. I'm not throwing stones in a glass house because I understand how attached we all are to our waterbobbos. Now they are saying there's bad news all over the place about water containers in general.

There's like microplastics all in the plastic water bottles. They've been testing them and they have 10 times more plastic than we ever imagined. Floating in the water because of the... Yeah, this is great. We're all full of fucking microplastics. And now these Stanley cups are causing trouble left and right they went from like 72 million dollars in revenue in 2019 to 750 million dollars in revenue over the last Fiscal year which is an insane amount of I saw that it was all based really on social media, right? These Tik Tokers, they go crazy and then they put out this pink cup at Starbucks, of which each Starbucks gets 10 or whatever,

and people are beating each other up over a fucking cup. A cup that contains water. You know there's a lot of things that can hold water, guys and girls. I mean, we don't have to go get $50 gallon, what is it? Would they call it Gallon's Tine Day or something? Because it holds almost a gallon of water? I? Would they call it gallons time day or something? Because it holds almost a gallon of water. Why do we need these things?

Pilots, people who do work in the middle of the summer where they don't have access to cold water. The roofers. The roofers, you know, contractors, guys and girls who really need to be drinking water, a lot of water, and they don't have access to a tap right next to them or filtered water, whatever it is. Those are the kind of people who need Stanley Cups. Not house moms, high on Vicodin, waiting in Starbucks at six in the morning for them to open for this.

They get a lottery number, so they get a Stanley Cup. And listen, if you're one of those people, what are you thinking? What are you doing? Stop it! Stop it! People are beating each other up, literally, for a pink Stanley cup. It's a fucking cup. Jesus, Jones. I totally think maybe a cup is better than a beanie baby, though.

Yeah, but they're still doing the beanie baby. People are still going crazy over beanie babies. I just went to the cabbage patch doll place. Under duress, I might add. I went to the cabbage patch doll place because my, you know, Susan decided she wanted to get the kids a cabbage patch doll. I was all excited about We went to baby land general. Did you use assist and a birth? I did It was kind of cute

Yeah, well you can you pull them out of the cab it's like you pick your one and it pulls out of the cabbage Yeah, it's they're no longer actual human beings who pretend to be doctors. At least I didn't see that whole thing. I went to Babyland General when we first moved here as a kid, our dad took us to Babyland General. And we saw the whole show, doctors, nurses, the maternity ward, the whole thing.

Well, as a 13 year old boy, I didn't really find it too interesting, right? I was like, what the fuck are we doing here? Why is my mom still under the delusion that we want a cabbage patch doll? My mom bought us cabbage patch dolls from Santa when we were like, when they first came out and they were the craze and people were beating each other up over those things back in, you know, late 80s or mid 80s or whatever it was. And I never wanted a cabbage patch doll in the first place.

Never asked for it. I wanted a magic set, mom. A magic set. You never wanted a cabbage patch doll in the first place. Never asked for it. I wanted a magic set, mom. A magic set. You got me a cabbage patch doll. So you tossed that, but kept the Dick Tracy. Kept the Dick Tracy. That's right. Well, that's different.

That was an investment into my future. You see how things are turning out. So we go to Babyland General and people are still going crazy over the cabbage patch dolls too We're such consumers and we we are Literally hoodwinked into buying anything that looks pretty seems interesting But more likely is that we see other people that find it interesting or cool and then we have to get it also True. Why do you need a pink Stanley cup? I just don't understand

What's the allure of having one of those. But now I do have to say this, you buy them for like $37, right? These big Starbucks pink cup, they're selling for $300 plus on eBay and the stock X and these other places. I don't fucking know, Chrissy. I couldn't in my head for the love of me.

I think Stanley cups are the new NFTs. If I'm being honest with you. Okay. They hold no value whatsoever, but people are going crazy over them. I just, I don't get it. And on top of all of that, on top of the fact that you're waiting in line,

it's minus 17 degrees, you're waiting for the one of the 10 cups that each Starbucks gets or whatever it is, you're in fist fights, you're screaming and yelling, you're, people are stealing them, you know, you're, it's like armed robbery for a fucking Stanley Cup. On top of that, they are finding that these things

are testing positive from lead. Well, I saw that, but there was also something that like everything has a minute. Amount of lead. Yeah, there's these people that are, like on TikTok, it's a trend to walk into a store with a special light and you tap the cup and the light either turns green or blue or something like that.

And it tells whether it's lead. There is lead in everything. I mean, everything, clothing, everything, everything. They're walking into these Salvation Army places and they're tapping all these items and they're turning blue. I think they're doing it for clicks, to be honest with you. I don't think that half that stuff is really dangerous.

But I mean, you know, lead can cause some kind of issues. I ate lead paint as a kid and I find that I'm just fine. Yeah, you're completely fine. Yeah, I'm angry. That's what it does, it makes you angry. I just don't get it. I don't get why we're all obsessed with all this bullshit. I really don't.

I don't get obsessed about any of that stuff. No. Look behind you. There's all those Pearl Jam posters on the social media drives all that too. It really does. You know, you see other people with it, you've got to have it, it looks cool. You have to have it.

That's why I'm doing on social media. Listen, there's got to be something that we do. There's, first of all, I want to say that the Piggyfront eat stickers are going out the door. And a lot of people are asking for them. I think that's great. I'm hoping they're going to be pleasantly surprised and not underwhelmed when they get a one by one sticker. Piggy fronting. But you know, people make mistakes. But there are some people

who are getting a little silly. They're asking for like multiple amounts of stickers they want, multiple things written on them they they want as if we already spent money on the stickers. And then we put a nice postcard in there. And then if you want it signed or something signed, we of course take the time to do that. But then you want multiples, you want multiple, you want one to save, one to, you know, put away new stocking stuff or, I, Astrid asked, she's like, do you think people are selling these? And I'm like, no way, this can't be. Like no one could possibly think there's any value

in a TCB sticker. So I'm gonna do a little investigation and I'm gonna find out. I'm gonna have my people call your people. And we're gonna do, I'm gonna hire that Jack Smith guy. And get him to. Yeah, call Date Line. Date Line NBC?

Is that still around? They still do the Date Lines? Really? I used to be fascinated by Keith Morrison's date lines. You know, Keith? I don't remember Keith's. Keith's got the weird voice. You know what I'm talking about?

The guy on date line, he'd be like, and on the third night, something different happened. Oh yeah, that guy, the main guy. Murder, murder in this lovely town. Was it him? Could it be? It might be. And you're like, wow, that's a weird affectation you have.

But I'm drawn in. Every time I hear Keith Morrison's voice, I'm like, wow, Keith Morrison. I know, their podcast is the same way. Oh, there it is. Yeah, I had to finish listening to one just to hear exactly what happened. But after a while, I was like, okay, like,

get to it. Yeah, get to it. Come on, let's do we need to need a really 17 episodes. Did he? Will they? Did he? Will he? Are these flowers as if is this rose in bloom? We shall see. This little community will now find out. Never be the same. Yeah, it's weird how he writes. I do love me some Keith Morrison. If we could have Keith Morrison on the show,

or if we could have Keith Morrison do our opening, like, and now the commercial break, will they, won't they forget to press record? I bet he might be available. You think he might be? He might be. I don't think the guy from Dateline is interested in being on the commercial break.

You never know. Hold on one second, Morrison, you know that Keith Morrison got here. Let's... He might be on cameo. Let's see. He's probably on cameo. That way you could just get him to say it on cameo. Let's see if I can play a little Keith Morrison here.

Hello, I'm Keith Morrison. What does it say? There's no such thing as the perfect guy. You know, hiding in plain sight, DateLine 24-7 Marathon, that may well turn out to be true. That may well. Stream for yourself all weekend long, only on Peacock. That's right.

It's that weird act of expectation. He's talking like that as a kid. That's what I'm curious about. That's a home skill. You think so? Yeah. Well, he stands out, that's for sure. He stands out of the crowd.

And whatever happened to the guy who did the, you know, I'm sleeping with 13 year old, they catch a predator. Yeah. Whatever happened to him? I don't know. Did he end up being a predator himself or something like that? Wasn't he like sleeping with somebody get much younger than him and he was married? I think I remember something about getting caught coming out of a hotel with a much younger woman, not like 13, but you know, in her 20s and he was in his 40s or something like that. I want to give a special shout out to someone, one of our listeners who I understand has been very wonderful to the commercial break. She works in a factory. Let me make sure I get her her name correct because I'm gonna shout her out. I should probably say her name correctly, huh?

Let's see here Allison so Allison has been writing into the show and I went through Astrid has been communicating with her and then I went through some of the messages out Astrid is reading some of the messages girl works in a factory She said she used to listen to music or books on tape or audio books. And then she found the commercial break and now all she does is listen to the commercial break.

Every single shift that she does and she lets her family listen to it and she has her coworkers listen to it. Thank you, Allison. Well, here's my question. How in the good world do you stand listening to my voice for so long every single fucking day? I am no Keith Morrison. if I had Keith Morrison's voice

I think it would be much more pleasurable, but I'm just an idiot talking on the microphone, you know for hours on end I don't know how she listens to it. Here's what I realized about our show You are really the Orchestra of the show and I am like yeah, you know if you go to like one of those operas or something like that, opera or a musical. The Leistro? No, you're like the, you know, they talk and then they sing, right? Oh, okay.

Which you really go for, I think if you're going to one of those things, is you really go for the singing. You're really going to hear the good music. But the talking in between, okay, that's there. I feel like you're the singing, you're the beautiful orchestra and the singers, and I'm just the annoying talking in between. I do most of the talking, so, but I do, when I listen to the show, I do feel like you're the background music. You're what's making this show really take off and

fly high. Thank you. Yeah. You're also the voice of reason. Are you blessing or is that just all the cold medicine? I'm thinking about how my voice doesn't sound very sing song like Well, okay, so it's not in top form right now But it's understandable because you got that cold that everyone has and it doesn't go away for any reason whatsoever So I do want to say hi to Allison because I think she's been very sweet and to the commercial break.

Thank you so much for the support. Thank you so much. I genuinely love it. Yeah, I don't normally shout out individual listeners but I just wanted to say thank you to Allison because we don't work in a factory for a living. This is what we do for a living. And working in a factory,

I don't care what kind of factory it is, you may enjoy your job or like the people you work with but that's hard work, right? Yes, it is. And so I'm glad that we can be your background music while you do your job. Oh, oh, oh. Probably cause you can pop it and out, you know, of you don't have to actively listen.

Yeah, I feel like she might work around some big machinery. And so what she really has to do is focus on her job. And she figures, if I put in something where I have to pay no attention because I know it's not true, it's stupid or I'm not going to laugh, then as long as I'm listening to something that's not going to entertain me, I'm there, I'm good. I'm focusing on something else, it's all right. So she doesn't get her hand chopped off in some weird factory accident or something. And I also wanted to say, while we're on the shout out thing, I wanted to say that Hill

Billy Horror Stories, who we talked about one time on the episode because someone had multiple people had left reviews and made comments and texted us that they were listening to Hill Billy Horror Stories and they were talking about the commercial break. We did not do this. We did not ask them to talk about us. We don't even know who they are. We've never communicated with them. But then I heard that apparently this show has been very nice

to the commercial break on a number of occasions, but then also that they like, when someone's having like a mental health crisis or something and they write into the show, the host will give his personal phone number out so that someone can call them. That's really nice. So that they don't do any harm to themselves

or they need someone to outlet to talk to. I thought to myself, this is what we should do. When someone calls us for advice, we should give out our personal phone numbers and we should be just as nice to them. But then I was like, but I'm really a miserable sack of shit and no one wants to listen to me anyway.

So I don't wanna go there because I think I might do more harm than good. I don't be liable for anyone's additional misery, but I mean, what a cool thing to do if you like giving out your personal phone number. What a cool thing to do and to take the time. Yeah. And it'd take the time if only we were on fireside and then we can communicate with I know if only do you, have you been looking at that fireside lately? You see what's up there?

I know like we talked about earlier. I'm rooting for them I really want them to be good, but it kind of just has a caught fire if you will I Like Mark Cuban, of course like Mark Cuban met him. I've communicated with him. He's a really nice guy He is really down to earth I think the time and Fallon was wonderful. And then everybody else that we communicated with at fireside was really cool. It was a great idea. It just went sideways or maybe it was just mistimed is maybe what it might have been because

it started during the pandemic piggybacking off of the whole clubhouse. Yes. That happened, you know, in early 2020 and clubhouse took off like a rocket ship. I mean there were what 20 million people signing up on that every three months or something It was insane and we were doing rooms to 7,000 people comedy rooms. I mean not because we were in it But because bill Burr would show up or whoever But you go to clubhouse now and try and find a room in clubhouse You can't find a room because I guess they just threw that business model out the door. Now you send little tiny voice notes that people then addent-

they put an addendum to that voice note. So I would send a note saying, you know, hey, I was out here driving around with my Stanley Cup and you know, I'm just wondering if anybody else had a Stanley Cup, right? And then other people would put their voice notes. Oh yeah, I got a Stanley Cup and mine's pink and mine's orange and I sold one on you know eBay for $400 and then another person Rivity would come in. It's totally obnoxious. It's absolutely obnoxious. We already have this. It's called voicemail Just cost somebody leave them a voicemail or voice nights on your iPhone I don't understand why they why they would go that direction I thought always thought the cool thing about clubhouse was the fact that you were live in a room

with other people. And you could interact with them. You could call people up or push them down or whatever you wanted to do. And now they've totally destroyed it. Push them down. Push them down. Remember when you get pushed down?

I think I like got on there like five times. Oh no, I was there. Yes, you were dedicated. Jay's on end at some time. I think it almost caused a divorce, I'm being honest. I'd be in bed at night because Astrid was like, you gotta get out of that studio. Can't be there till three o'clock in the morning every day.

But then so I'd get out at midnight and then I'd be in the corner, like with my phone to my ear and I'd be like, yeah, I totally agree. I'd like to speak. Astrid would be like, what are you doing over there? I doubt that I'm good because someone would call me into a room

and I'd feel so, I feel a little bit of pressure to come into the room. Like I was some big deal or something. I had to go into the room and talk more podcasting to somebody. But it was the hot thing there for a minute. It was very hot. I think a lot of people really enjoyed the fact

that while we were all quarantined, couldn't see each other, couldn't travel, couldn't go outside, that there was some outlet with other people where we didn't have to put ourselves in any kind of danger. Didn't have to wear a mask. We just sit at home and do our thing and talk to people. Now they've totally destroyed what was fascinating about that. I'm sure you can still create a room.

I think you can. But what they're really pushing are these voice notes or the voice storytelling or whatever. And I have no interest in that. I actually don't have any time for a clubhouse anymore. I barely have time for this show. This is my main source of income. And by income, I mean bankruptcy. Yes. All right. So let's take a break and then we'll come back. I want to talk to you about cryptic, a cryptid pregnancy, I think is what they call it. And we're going to get

some advice. Sounds cryptic. It sounds cryptic. And we're gonna get some advice. It sounds cryptic. And we're gonna get some advice from one of the more cryptic people I know, Dr. Phil. So we'll be right back with the commercial break. We'll be back. Ugh, finally, I feel like I was waiting forever for my turn to talk.

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I'm in four different places, so when I move my hand. Yes. How are you feeling right now? Ah, I'm feeling okay. You're feeling okay? Yeah. Are you sure? Yeah. We need to take a break?

Well, didn't we just take a break? I know what I'm saying is you want me to get you like a soft pillow and you can lay on the ground. What do you think? No, I'm good. You're okay? Yeah, you sure? Let's do it. Okay, because I don't want you tripping out. Here, I really don't. And if you'd like me to, you know what I can do? I'm a high schooler. All the hard work. How you feeling? The high schooler. Yeah, I feel good.

I'll put on the wall for you. We'll put it back on the screen. You can turn that way and watch and I'll do the show. That day quote, man. That will fuck you up. I know. That will fuck you up. The know. That will fuck you up. The other night, we've all had the junk, right?

And so while we had the junk, I am not a, believe it or not, despite how many narcotics I've done in my life, I am highly sensitive to medications and caffeine. Maybe that's because I've done so many drugs in my life. My body has like put up a barrier. It's like no more, Brian. And so I get affected so greatly

by any kind of narcotic medication, any kind of day coil, night coil, whatever it is. So when I'm sick, if I have to take one of those, if I'm at that point, I have to really be sick to take one. If I take one, I only take half the dosage because I get nervous about how it actually affects me. So a couple of weeks ago when I was sick, I started taking this Musin X.

And then during the nighttime and then during the daytime, I would take whatever it was, dayquil or amphetamines. I'm not even sure what it was. And after a couple of days, that's what it is. It's amphetamines, right? Yeah, I suddenly liked that. So after a couple of days of up, down, up, down,

my heart's racing, I'm seeing trails, I'm having a hard time putting thoughts together. I don't think I should be driving. Like I am really fucked up. I woke up one morning and I was in a cold sweat, like having a panic attack. But I was also tripping my balls off. I was, couldn't focus on anything.

It was really a weird feeling. I think they put some really strong stuff in there. They're doing something. I guess that's why the kids like to drink the night quill. Or make it into meth. The're doing something. I guess that's why the kids like to drink the night quill, huh? Or make it into meth. Mountain monster meth. Yes ma'am. Yes ma'am. Okay, so enough talking about your tripping. Let's do this. Cryptic cryptid pregnancy. Okay. I believe the official medical version, like the definition of cryptid pregnancy, is someone who does not know that they are pregnant

until they actually give birth. Which I understand happens more often than you would think it does. I just can't believe. Can't believe it either. That used to be a whole show about it on your favorite TLC. I didn't know I was pregnant. Yeah, I couldn't watch that.

That'll be either. But I wanna review a Dr. Phil episode that someone sent us that I watched a little bit of and I thought this is definitely commercial break fodder here. This is not that kind of pregnancy. They're misusing the term. And I don't say Dr. Phil is, the people who are on the show are misusing the term.

Do you want to get into this a little bit? One lady thinks she's having five babies. She's been pregnant for six years. One person thinks they've been pregnant for three years and they're having, you know, they have multiple uteruses. This is like a really weird phenomenon. See what happens when you have to keep coming up with content. That's right.

You get down to cryptic, cryptid, pregnancy. Dr. Phil. I thought this was perfect for a day on Dayquil. This is a day on Dayquil kind of show. Here we go. On an all new Dr. Phil. Oh, wait. This is a day on dayquil kind of show. Here we go. On an all new Dr. Phil. Wait, I was trolling on the internet. As you do.

XI wasn't trolling on the internet. Someone else was trolling on the internet. As they do. As they do and they sent me this whole shit here. So let's take a listen. Today on an all new Dr. Phil. I am 1000% certain that I am pregnant. You say there are six babies.

I am getting six heartbeats. And you're half hour long? I'm three years seven months. It is a very long long pregnancy. Medical miracle. The ultrasound shows an empty uterus. But I have more there multiple uterus? Dr. Phil. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. Were there multiple ghost babies in her uterus? I mean, come on, Dr. Phil. Just tell her.

She's crazy. Well, didn't we actually talk about this the other day, though, with the only fans? Two vaginas. But I thought there were two uteruses. There were two uteruses, but I don't believe that they could be pregnant at the same time But I don't know this for sure. We're about to find out Let's talk to her fill get to the bottom of it because if there's anybody who can get to the bottom

True medical mystery. It's dr. Phil the bovine doctor It's to be like a bovine doctor. I think the doctor of meat Let's do it. The commercial break. Come on. The commercial break. This is his last year doing the Dr. Phil show. By the way. Yeah, it's about time. Yeah, I think so. I think two years after he started was probably the time. Yeah. Well, listen, I like Dr. Phil. Yeah. I think he's a nice guy. He hasn't been an idiot running for office somewhere. There's time left. Here we go. Come on, Ducky Phil. He does have such a nice bald head.

He does. Of all the bald heads, I think Dr. Phil's got one of the better ones. I think they make up it, you know, it's a little powder, literal powder. It's a powder on my head. Well, this is Zona.

She looks happy, glowing, even in about six months pregnant, right? Now this is Shayna, and she looks to be about seven months pregnant. But what if I told you that Zona claims that she has been pregnant for three years? What do you do? Three years.

What do you do? Three years. What do you do? Two thousand forty-one. Takes a long time to cook all thirty of these babies. Oh my God. I got a baby in my tits. I got two tit babies coming. Good months.

And Shayna said. Wow, is it just me or does some of the audience look like they should be on stage? Leeds in line for the Dr. Phil show. Is it just me or does some of the audience look like they should be on stage? Who eats in line for the Dr. Phil show? She has been with child for over a year Now these women say that their fetuses are just growing at an abnormally slow Right, and they have an explanation for it. Take a look I've been pregnant approximately three and a half years. Here she is, and she is definitely, we got a belly. I mean, she got a belly, but I'm not sure. Three years ago was COVID, and a lot of people gained weight.

A lot of people gained weight, and I think a few of them went crazy. I mean, obviously there's a mental illness here. Clearly you don't think you're, so I don't want to make fun of the mental illness part of this, but what I think is funny is that any human being that has read a book on science at all would believe that you're pregnant for three years.

As a matter of fact, I wonder if this has ever happened. I wonder if a gestation, I know people go past their due date all the time, but I wonder if there's a gestation period that has lasted longer than the prescribed like nine months or nine and a half months or something like that. What do you think? Do you think that is even a possibility and the realm of possibility?

I don't think so. I don't think so either. You've been pregnant a little over. She's not male. She's not male. She's not male for an elephant. Yeah. A whale.

Is a whale have like a five year gestation period or something like that? I've had sex with a whale a couple times and I'm waiting for the test results to come back. The fizzle, the fizzle, the f Pizzles, nizzle, the Pizzle Drizzle, Nizzle. Oh, that's my baby. I kind of go. Here with what is called a cryptic pregnancy. As you can tell.

I had two cryptic pregnancies. One lasted 44 weeks, one lasted 52 weeks. With babies that came out of it? Yeah, with actual babies that came out of an actual vagina that were not birthed in a cabbage patch. I'm just wondering. Now there's a large group of these women call their pregnancies cryptic. Oh, cryptic. I kept on saying cryptid. I think cryptid is the... Encrypted.

Well, I think cryptid is the like aliens and mountain monsters. Those are cryptids. Cryptic pregnancy is defined in the medical field as a pregnancy hidden to the mother until right before labor. But in non-medical chat rooms and forums, the word is being used to describe a pregnancy that can last anywhere from 14 months up to seven years. Seven? Seven years. Whoa? Seven years!

Whoa, look at that woman's face. I know. Wouldn't she like, wouldn't there be some kind of alarm bells if you went past a year? Coming through! Got my baby in my W-dur-a! Azona is adamant that she is with child and frustrated that her family, her own... Well first of all, she looks entirely too old to be having children. She looks like she's in her mid 50s or 60s.

Family will not believe her. Take a look. I've been pregnant approximately three years. Oh, she's smoking cigarettes. What? Mom of the Year Award. Yes. It's seven months. At age 20, I had my tubes tied, so I would not have children anymore. I actually got pregnant at 40.

I was extremely shocked. I'm still in shock. My belly has continued to grow for the three and a half years, but it does grow at super low rates. My breasts are tender. My mood swings are super bad. Yeah girl, you gotta get that checked. Yeah, that was, I think there's something going on there.

You do have a pregnant looking belly. It doesn't look like normal weight carrying. Yeah, that could be cancer or something wrong with the tubes, tie that are infected. Well, I don't know, but I think she goes to doctors all the time. I think what they're telling her is you're not pregnant. So, but you would think that the doctor would catch

something else if it was something serious. There needs to be a scan. Yeah, like a full body scan. A head scan. I'm not sure. Both correct. Next, when I go to a doctor, they take a pregnancy test. Of course, it does not show up on people. Of course it doesn't, because why would it? I think this is just intention seeking if I'm being honest. Or urine. They have also given me ultrasounds. They tell me all of negative the doctors are wrong I don't care what medical degree they have. I am

1000% certain that I am pregnant. When did we stop trusting people that that are experts? When did we stop trusting people that went to school to learn this stuff? Honestly, it's so dumb Movement in my stomach. Okay, that does not look like a pregnant belly at all. Is what I'm saying is real. I know. Oh, did you see that? She's smoking cigarettes. That's so weird. That's why you got a baby in your belly for seven years.

1000% I am giving birth to multiples. I think I'm carrying six babies. I could not believe how many heartbeats I'm getting in my belly. That is the most overwhelming thing that anyone can go through, especially if their tubes are tied. My family does not believe I'm pregnant. It has torn my family apart. Oh, I bet it has. Yes, yes. You're acting... Mom's going crazy. Yeah, I know. Mom's going crazy. Exactly, that's what's going on here is that mom has lost her fucking marbles or she desperately needs attention either way a Psychologist or a therapist is what's do here not a fucking ob-gyn. This is the hardest Thing I've ever experienced in my life. It's real and it's

Misery I am sick and tired of being pregnant. I just want them out. I'm done with this. It looks like she has a pillow. It's stuck in her belly, doesn't it? I know. Done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. We're pregnant. See? I don't want it anymore. I'm done. Okay. Now, would you agree that this is unusual? This is very unusual. Very unusual. I have to say, I'm the most non-judgmental open-minded person I've ever met. I did do a commercial for the commercial break. So I'll give them that. But I really approach every situation like, you know, anything's possible.

Are you approaching this conversation with the possibility that you could be wrong? 1000%, I know I'm pregnant. Well, there's really nothing for us to talk about then. Okay. Right, cause I mean, you... She's like, okay, I'll talk to you later. Thanks, Dr. Phil.

You don't even entertain an alternative explanation. Well, there's anything, you know, I could have a tumor or something going on with me that I don't know about. Right, that's what I mean. That's a possibility. It is very possible. I don't know exactly what's going on.

And I'm not asking you to abandon your belief. Well, it's very possible that there's something wrong with you. I just don't think pregnancy is it. It's not. No. You completely, totally believe that you're pregnant. I do. And you have a lot of reasons to believe you're pregnant.

You say that your breast have been. Well, don't play cater, Dr. Phil. I mean, don't do that. Just tell her, you're not pregnant. There's no way you're pregnant. You have an ultrasound, multiple ultrasounds that say you're not pregnant. Tender, your, your belly, you certainly look. I mean, I wouldn't walk up and say you look pregnant on the street.

I might get slapped if you weren't. Your, your belly moves. You say, um, would you like to feel it? No, no, no. Dr. Phil doesn't want to touch anybody who comes on stage. Maybe in the early years when he was kind of, I kind of try to make it seem somewhat real, but now no, he's a more impoverished therapist. Yes, I know.

You say that you have a home fetal Doppler and that you hear not just a heartbeat, but six heartbeats. That is correct. So you went to the doctor. Yes. And, but you knew you'd had your tubes tied. So as you go in there and say, what's going on? Yes.

I can't be pregnant here. Yeah, exactly. And were you relieved when they said you're not? Yeah, I was actually. I was very relieved. But then as the time goes on, like a year down the road, six months down the road, I still feel the tightening.

And it was as the time goes on, the tightening got more up around my ribs, so it was hard to breathe. But you've had ultrasound, right? Yes, but due to the ultrasound is a 15 megahertz. Oh, here we go. She's made herself an expert on ultrasounds. Due to the ultrasound is a 15 megahertz. Oh, here we go. She's made herself an expert on ultrasounds. This is what people who don't believe in science do.

They make themselves experts and then explain why the experts clearly don't know what they're talking about because this is 15 megahertz. And if they could only turn it up to 23 megahertz, then they would see her very, yes. Whale frequency. Oh, just killed Flipper. And on the machines, and normally the dopplers are like 3 to 5 megahertz, so if it's a too high of a megahertz, sometimes it will not pick up.

This is amazing technology, and they actually look inside the uterus and it's surprisingly empty. Exactly. It's surprisingly, you're surprisingly full of shit. Is what Dr. Phil is trying to tell you young lady. You're surprisingly full of shit. Now, listen, obviously this lady, if she really does believe this and she seems to believe this, she is clearly something is wrong with her head, not with her body.

But I do have to say, yeah, but I do have to say she does have a weird-looking belly. It doesn't look like someone who's carrying weight. It doesn't look like someone who's obese. It looks kind of like pregnancy, but also like a pillow. I'm not really sure, but they showed her actual skin on her belly and it just looks a little lumpy. Like, and if she has six uterus, I guess, if she has six uterus, it says,

listen, that one guy had thousands and thousands of alien babies, Bob. Had thousands and thousands of alien babies. He took them down by the tree and I was getting fucked by multiple alien bitches. And one time I saw all my babies and they named them and I started to savings account for each one. Little alien Bob, little alien Billy, little,

what was that guy's name? From Adam the Lion, little spare, little alien spear. Thought about spear. Alien fit, fuck. Let's take our second break. But then we'll be back with more cryptic pregnancies. We'll be back. Sorry to interrupt, but that's kind of my thing these days. If you're sick of me interrupting Brian, give us a call at 626-ASK-TCB3, leave us a voicemail,

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And now, let's listen to some sponsors because they're the real ones around here. All right, back here listening to Dr. Phil in the cryptic pregnancy that's going on. This lady claims she's been pregnant for three plus years with six different babies, even though she's had her tubes tied and multiple, multiple ultrasounds. Tess and ultrasounds. And ultrasounds say that she's not pregnant, but of course she has a reasoning why that's not thousand percent one thousand percent sure that they just use the five megahertz uh... ultrasound than they would clearly see the babies so why not go get a five megahertz

ultrasound can they turn that bad boy down i'm sure i've seen those technicians at work they're really quite amazing actually but this pregnancy happens in the back it's a retro inverted uterus. So now that just sounds made up. A retro inverted universe. Sounds like something you put on your car. It's a catalytic converter. The pregnancy doesn't happen up front. It's more in the back. I've got two ass babies going on. I sit on them all the time. You ever had an ass baby, Chrissy?

Longer gestation period, hemorrhoids, a whole nine yards. But this ass baby's a little bigger than that ass baby. You wanna take a look? You wanna me show you? No. No? Okay. You think Gizzle Drizzle will get mad at me? That you have a baby hair ultrasound. I went on a baby hair ultrasound. I went on a baby hair ultrasound.

I've had 72 kids and I've never seen a baby hair ultrasound. A baby hair ultrasound. Give me the baby hair. Sounds like something Frankie uses at one of his shops. Now I'm gonna give you the best advice I've ever given anybody, Get a baby hair ultrasound. Grow your baby hair right back. Her name, she gave me a quick ultrasound.

And the first thing she did is like, oh, the baby has a lot of hair. And I'm like, oh, great, we see a baby. That's awesome. You know, maybe it's at the time where we can start seeing. It says nothing. It says Zona's baby hair ultrasound from 2018. That's five years ago.

Yeah, now. And then she's like, oh, you need to come back. I come back Monday. There's nobody there except me and her. She does. Of course. Of course. There's nobody there to verify the information. Reputable. There's a lot of places where you can pay for an ultrasound.

And most of them have very reputable technicians that work in hospitals during the day and they do this for extra money at night. But this is probably not one of those places. This is a hot stone massage place down the street. The ultrasound and she says, oh, you have a medical problem. And she told me a medical problem.

And then she's like, oh, here's the baby's hair. It's kind of, you kind of different that we say we see hair here, but yet when I go in the second time, oh, we don't see hair. Am I just hair? No, Chrissy, this doesn't happen. This is not what happens. They don't say you have hair.

What about heart? What about lungs? Yeah, the body. I have been to many ultrasounds. What's that one say? I know. That's what I would say. I know. That's pretty girl right there, but she's like,

I think I'm also have a baby hair pregnancy. Just the hair. I've been to multiple ultrasounds. And never once has the technician taken a picture of hair. Yeah. Never. You know what they're concerned about? The left ventricle, the right ventricle, the liver,

the, you know, the penis or the vagina, the legs, the bone. That's what they're worried about. That's what they're taking pictures of. Unless you get one of those vanity ultrasounds at the pay for place, we're just looking for pretty pictures of your yet unborn baby. Trust me, there's gonna be plenty of pictures

when they come out, you don't need them beforehand, unless there's a medical emergency. But they never once indicated that they saw hair on an ultrasound, never not once. Say there are six babies. I am getting six, I am getting six heartbeats in different positions in my stomach. And you're half hour long?

Well, I'm three years, seven months to my knowledge. To my knowledge. Could be longer. Could be longer. Okay. Could be longer. Could be longer, Dr. Phil, could be. But you're saying there are six fetuses. I know, it's unbelievable.

It is unbelievable to me too, to look at me. Well, dude, I want to meet the guy who gave you six shots in six different uteruses and got it up. The whole thing is really crazy. Geez, man. They have to put me on like chemicals and stuff to get my little guys up all the way up there and think six babies Oh, no, I mean I think the same thing but when I put that fetal Doppler to my stomach I

Was in shock like a Doppler radar. Yeah, she's calling it something very fancy. It's a it's a microphone is what it is and the microphone You rub it against your belly and then it's very sensitive. So, okay, I'm just explaining for the audience out there because they don't call it a fetal doppler. That's not what they call it. And when I showed one of my good friends, she was in shock. Would you remember the story about Octomom? What's my good friend?

One of my good friends. Space ghost, coast to coast. You're pregnant. Nothing like collaborating with a good friend. Yeah, good friend. My good friend, Mr. Smith the fish. I know it's six of them, it's crazy. I don't know, three plus years.

I don't know when it's coming out. Yes. You know, I brought that story, three plus years. I don't know when it's coming out. Yes. I brought that story to America pretty much. And so I... Oh, good for you, Dr. Phil. Toot your own horn. Come on, man. You don't toot your own horn.

You're fucking Dr. Phil. Everybody knows who you are. I worked with Ockelon. I brought that story. I brought that story to America. You didn't bring that story to America. She was all over the American thing. Yeah, National Enquirer People Magazine.

Everybody had that story. And so that was eight babies. Yes. And she was a lot bigger. But how did you know she had them with an adorable gestation period? Yes, she had that. I think they came early actually.

And by the way, let us not forget Octomob. For those of you that don't remember, too young to remember, what is this like, 15, 20 years ago maybe at this point? Maybe those kids are like 15. This lady had eight children. She got pregnant because she was taking fertility drugs. She got pregnant with eight children

and she gave birth to all of them, all of which are still alive, healthy and happy. And Octo fucking mom is an Octo fucking mother. She actually is like a good mother. She raised those children, she figured it out. And yeah, she's a little loony tune. Back then she seemed like she was a little loony tune. But the last time that I read about Octo mom,

it apparently things turned out swimmingly for them. I agree, I read about that too. I have big applause for Octomom. I can't raise, I've got a hard time raising one at a time. I can't even. And she was single. She was. Yeah.

I mean, she had a little help. People like, you know, they donated and stuff like that. But when you have eight children at a time, you need somebody to donate. Now that K plus eight, that's a different story. The term cryptic pregnancy defines this because that's not the definition of cryptic pregnancy. Cryptic pregnancy is a pregnancy that you do not show the HCG levels

either at or around 20 weeks it may show up or through the whole entire part. Yeah, you're the expert. You clearly went to school for this because you understand all about the megahertz and the gestation periods and six uteruses Well, you're the expert. Yeah, you're the expert. You clearly went to school for this because you understand all about the megahertz and the gestation periods and six uteruses and the reverse catalytic converter.

How many cigarettes does it take to four of the kids? That tells me all I need to know about this woman. See, now with the cryptic pregnancy, your HCG levels are so low that the babies don't even get bones until they're two to three years old in the womb. Oh my god. They just form hair first. Yeah. They go from zygote to hair. Then bones and body and everything else, but hair comes first. Hair

first. Eyeballs come in after they're born. Then those grow. Yeah. Yeah. It's a perfectly normal explanation. Yeah. That's not the definition of cryptic pregnancy. Cryptic pregnancy is a pregnancy that is, I just, that is, Well here's the medical definition of cryptic pregnancy. This is in the journals, this is in the textbooks, this has been there long before you ever decided. Before you ever started making shit up.

Which you were pregnant. Cryptic or denied pregnancy refers to the absence of awareness by a woman that she is pregnant until she delivers her baby. But the gestation is a normal gestation time. No. No, no, all those science journals. Those are the same science journals that say 300 kilowatt hours to the DeLorean will make a time machine.

But they were clearly wrong about that. Just ask that guy from Back to the Future. This is fucking insane. She's got a double catalytic converter, rear-ass pregnancy with seven different unerses. It's all over the back. Yeah, she's got four vaginas in her belly. Um, cryptic pregnancy last two to seven years and it's on the Gilmore Foundation is where I got my information from. On the internet?

Yes. Oh, well the Gilmore Foundation. The Gilmore's sounds completely legitimate. It's the fan page for the Gilmore Girls. Well, that's just where I get all my good information from the Gilmore Girls. Well, I just square get all my good information for the Gilmore Foundation. More foundation. They also told me anything that is 110 or more

as long as you're at rest is a baby. But you understand that the- No, she does not understand. She does not understand, Dr. Phil. That's why you just keep on playing this game with her. Like you are open-minded to the idea that she might have these babies in her belly is giving her more proof and more fuel.

But I do understand you have to make your show entertaining also. So I do get that. Like I know where he's coming from. Tire medical complex for decades has defined this differently before you ever came along. And then somebody just hijacked the term and gave it a new definition?

No, because I have never read about a normal gestation time because cryptic pregnancy is not a normal gestation time. Normally it's two to seven years. Yes it is. You can call this something else. I love this, go Dr. Phil. Now you're getting into it. Not a cryptic pregnancy.

This pregnancy isn't normal. It is a very long, long pregnancy. We can agree that the ultrasound shows an empty uterus. Well when you have more than one uterus yes it might show an empty uterus but I have more than one uterus so but the uterus that has been scanned is empty okay okay and yes and did you check my armpit uterus no they won't even do a five megahertz catalytic converter ultra hair ultrasound on that one fucker correct I'm sure it is because it's not in that it's not in that uterus it's in my back uterus why has that one not been scanned? Because nobody, I don't know,

you'd have to ask the medical field on that. On the medical field? What about the Gilmore Foundation? Yeah, what about the Gilmore Girls? Why would they answer that question? They're on Netflix. Coming up, Zona's daughter, Sabrina says that... Mommy's a loony too.

Mom talks about her pregnancy nonstop, but she she doesn't believe her mom is having a baby. She just doesn't believe her, so we'll meet Sabrina next. Okay, I want to hear what Sabrina has to say for sure, don't you? Because this is gonna be good. I believe bigger than she's ever been my whole life. I do not believe that my mom is pregnant. Even with my big belly, even with your big belly. What, you think I'm just fat?

Yes, mom. Okay, there she looks fat. Yeah, there, that looks fat, clearly. All right, let's scan and we'll get to her daughter. Dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, commercials in the show. I will say that. I do believe my anatomy is totally different. I know when I'm in the bed with my man that I have many parts down there. I don't just have one vagina. I have more than one vagina and I probably have more than one uterus too. I cannot prove that because I am not legal to read cat scans. She did air quotes. She did an air quote. Yeah, a quote. A quote, legal.

I didn't know it was illegal to read a cat scan. I know. I was going to say, I think it's a question of legality. I do it all the time. Every time I get a medical report, I'm out there googling. But you know what? I trust science. So if someone that I find reputable, like, you know, Johns Hopkins University says something,

then I believe it. Yeah. Right one, a left one, and a back left one. It's different down there. She's got multiple vaginas. Zona, okay, hold on guys. Zona claims that she has been pregnant for three years and seven months. Now her daughter Sabrina says there is no way that her mom is having a baby.

Let's hear what Sabrina has to say. No way. My mother's been saying she's pregnant for almost four years. I honestly don't know what is happening with her. I really don't. It is weird that she has a belly. She's definitely bigger than she's ever been my whole life. I do not believe that my mom is pregnant. Even with my big belly, even with your big belly. What you think I'm just fat? Me and my mother argue about this a lot. It's been a constant struggle and the arguments and confrontations and not even being able to carry out a conversation

because she just wants somebody to believe her. I do not believe it's possible to be pregnant for more than a year. I told her elephants carry a baby for two years, not people. She gets mad and it's, oh, you're my daughter, why can't you believe me or it's my body I believed you which I did have babies so you have to believe me. I actually had children come out of my uterus.

It's a whole cryptic pregnancy thing has gone on for years and it needs to stop. Wow this is just amazing to me that someone is this stuck in their beliefs when it's clearly like alien bullshit. Okay, joining us in the audience. But actually it shouldn't be a surprise because I think we have like 30% of this country right now that goes down that same direction. Is Sabrina, thank you so much for being here. Were you smoking on in that tape? Yes, I was. Unfortunately with this, I am very frustrated. It's a difficult thing. And yes, prove that I'm pregnant. Let's get the, when we get the results and I won't smoke. So you don't even think you're pregnant. That's what you just told us. Because you're smoking cigarettes because you don't believe you're pregnant. But if you find out you're pregnant,

then you will stop smoking. Lady, you need medical attention immediately, but not of the OBGYN kind. With this... You believe that you're pregnant? You're right, and it's wrong. Why would you smoke? Because I'm dumb. And I'm very stressed with this. I mean, this is almost four years.

It's unreal, you know? What's your position on this? It is unreal. that's right. My position is I don't believe it. You'll believe it when they're born. Do you have children? And when was your first born? 2011.

And when did this start? She looks 11. Oh yeah, she looks like 13 years old. 2014 when my third son was born. Whoa. Geez. She says that she hears six heartbeats. How many grandchildren do you have?

Six. We had you see a very prominent OBGYN. Okay, here's where the rubber meets the road. Thank God. Cataeus Alibadi. And she is one of the country's leading OBGYNs. Hi, doctors, thank you for being here. Thank you for having me.

I really appreciate it. You examined Zona, correct? I did. Did you notice anything unusual about her anatomy? No, her anatomy is completely normal. Were there multiple uterus? No. And I might miss a lot of things in my life,

but I don't miss extra vaginas. Go, Dr. Taiese. That won't happen. Yeah, I would think. My concern is why are there that many heartbeat to me that the Doppler is picking up. Okay what about these fetal monitors? So first of all you can even if you carry one baby I can put a term I can put that Doppler anywhere in the abdominal area and I would pick up a heartbeat. For us as

physicians when someone's pregnant with multiple, you know, four, I've done quadruplets, I would never use a Doppler. I would actually use an ultrasound to locate the actual heart beats on ultrasound. Of course. But you need to have a baby to pick up a Doppler. She was not, we had her bring her Doppler to my office and she was not able to reproduce, you know. I did three heartbeats in your office and why didn't you use the

regular ultrasound Doppler instead of use a mine? It was right there. Because there's no baby. Ultrasound Doppler works when there's a fetus inside. Okay, why didn't you use it to see? I couldn't find a beta? If you're using technology against technology, why didn't... Oh, God. Oh, my God. This lady is way down the rabbit hole. This is really something to understand,

cryptic pregnancy or whatever this pregnancy is called. Why didn't you, as a doctor, use your equipment to do this? When I see an empty uterus, I don't look for babies anymore. Babies grow inside the uterus. It doesn't matter if you have an antivertus, the uterus that points upwards.

Here's how things work. A retroverted which points downwards. A lot of us have that. I see that on a daily basis. I don't care where your uterus is. I don't care how much food you have in your intestines. I don't care if it's pointing backwards, forwards. If you've had 10 C sections and you have adhesions,

I can see the uterus and I can see the fetus in it. As soon as you're five weeks pregnant and there's a small sac on my ultrasound, I can pick it up. So when I do an ultrasound and the ultrasound's empty, I'm not gonna look for a heartbeat outside of the uterus. You cannot carry a pregnancy outside of the uterus. We're gonna meet another member. Wow! Unbelievable!

Well... Well... It's interesting every day of the week. Why does this keep happening to me? I don't know, whatever. It's interesting every day of the week. Why does this keep happening to me? We're talking about the in-studio screens and sometimes they don't play nice with me and today they're not playing nice with me But that's okay. It's a cryptic screen. It's a cryptic screen. You know it's been pregnant for nine years It's been it hasn't been paid in nine years. Oh My god Chrissy that was a weird one I gotta say. But I was actually fascinated by it. I wish we could watch the next lady.

I'll watch that in my personal time. Yeah. Okay. All right. I hope that lady gets the help that she don't. So rightfully needs. Yeah, so Richly deserves because clearly she's mentally ill. Mentally ill or desperately seeking attention.

Yeah, I mean, and maybe that's it. A lot of people who seek attention say a lot of things, right? And they get stuck in that belief because they're getting attention for that belief. Yeah. So I'm sure she's the... I guess she's a little doctor though. I'm sure she's all the rage on 4chan. I'm sure people are going crazy on 4chan over her.

Oh my gosh. Alright, well, you heard it here last. Cryptic pregnancy is not cryptid pregnancy, nor is it someone who has a pregnancy for nine and a half years. It's just someone who doesn't know they're pregnant until they actually give birth, and that happens all the time. Unbelievably, that happens all the time. It is crazy, isn't it yeah but some people do and yeah okay all right

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