The Commercial Break - Boring, Irrelevant and Unrelatable

Episode Date: February 21, 2022

TCB is getting more reviews. Some of them really positive, some of them completely unrelated to the show and a few are simply confusing! Kanye is going nutty over Kim and Pete is in the cross hairs! Bryan is being kept up by his guard dog Blue and her medicated behavior. Finally, the gang return to the Mountain Monsters first episode to finish their review. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On this episode of the commercial break. We got a, I think I've said this before, but I'll say it's anybody's just joining the program. We got an Apple review and we've got a lot of good reviews and then we have some reviews that are for another podcast altogether called commercial break. But we don't mind they give us five stars so that's okay. And then we got an obvious one where they were talking about me, specifically, they said something about I wish the podcast had more of Brian Roons, everything about this podcast vibe. But he still gave us five stars.

He's always like that five stars. And then I know he even said to something about. Unfunny, unrelatable. It's unrelatable, but it's good though. But it's good though. Yeah, it's good. It's unrelaidable. I don't like it, but you know, it's good. I guess. Oh, this guy is classic. He's holding a shot gun. Yeah, you just heard the sound of a gunshot, but he did not shoot that shot. So why they put it. Yeah, just, yeah. These are the worst sound editors ever.

Kind of like the McGuyve. I can actually build a trap that can hold anything. Included in my X-Watt. Yeah. Yeah. This guy, you don't wanna fuck with this guy. Hi, huh? Hi, trap, my snare.

I do it pretty much your rap. I never hear Jim. I like girls, I like guys, I like wolfmen, I don't care. I'm a modern day trapper. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm so glad that you joined us. Kanye's out of control. Have you heard this now? Are you up to speed on the whole Kanye thing? The whole thing.

Kanye is now started a rumor that Pete has eight. What? That Pete has eight. That's what he's saying about Pete's Davidson. Oh. Yes. He's really? It's been cooperated.

It's been talked about. It's been argued over in my head I've had conversations with myself in the shower about this like Kanye you can't show your balls that much man I mean Yeah, he's digging deep on that. That's awful to say about somebody too Yeah, we you are not the first person to be upset by a breakup. You're not the first person to go I really want my ex-girlfriend back Well, I thought the last thing was to that there he had confirmed there was a second sex

tank. He said that there was a second Rage A sex tank and even Rage A said I wish. I'd be mad at him. I ran through that money. I actually met Rage A once at Simco that night did. Yeah. Oh wow. And it didn't dawn on me until after we had met that. Oh, you're the guy that started all this shit I mean I don't have anything against Ray J. I'm just kidding kind of talking shit, but But you're not the first person to be upset by a breakup. That's right in the last thing That a woman wants to do Is field your jealous acts of revenge day and night.

Yes. If you want a woman back, if you've broken up with a woman, things haven't gone the right way. She's kind of gone sideways and she gave you the boot eventually. If you want a woman back, the best possible thing that you can do is give them fucking space. Yes, that's true. Give them space.

At cool. Allow them to realize that you are the hero all along. Right. That Pete Davidson is nothing but a tattoo. But a tattooed guy runs around banging the hottest chicks in the world. I'll say anything against Pete. I like Pete. I think Pete's just fine.

And I mean, it against Kanye. You know, he's a little nutty, but you know, so some of the geniuses are, that's just what, look at me. Yeah. When you think of genius, I think of Kanye and Brian Green. That's right, the commercial break.

Yes. In the name, in the heavens, when they put our names together, it'll be like Einstein, Walt Disney, Kanye, Michael Jackson, Brian Green. Yeah. Brian Green. You mean the noted astrophysicist nope the guy from the commercial break Oh That commercial break the one about the news nope not that one the other commercial break Oh the one where the two guys from CNBC talk nope the other commercial break. Oh the Brian green from Beverly Hills

I don't know The other commercial break. Oh, you mean that podcast no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no because I don't think it doesn't sound like you were down for the ride when it was happening. And now it sounds like you have buyers or remorse. You bitched and complained about all those TV cameras, you got all upset about everything. And Kim, I think she really kind of, I think she stood, I mean, listen, I'm not a huge fan of the Kardashians in general. Yeah.

I don't dislike them, I just am not a fan. I'm not, it's not my thing. I don't get what all the hype is about. I don't understand, I don't get it. But it seemed like Kim stood tall through a lot of Kanye's bullshit. I'm not, it's not my thing. I don't get what all the hype is about. I don't understand. I don't get it. But it seemed like Kim stood tall through a lot of Kanye's bullshit. She did, she stood by him.

Did they have four children? They have, it's hard to believe. Imagine that they have four children. And he had quite a few episodes where he just kinda went, t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t- for many years. And you know, now you've, Kim's made the decision that she's moving on and you either need to gracefully make that decision also or keep your jealousy to yourself. You don't then just start rumors that Pete has AIDS. That's like third grade.

You got AIDS, man. First of all, AIDS is still very serious. You know, epidemic that runs through certain communities including the African-American community. It's not, it's not something you should probably be joking about or putting on anybody, but second of all, it's a third grade insult. It's not even a good one.

No, it's something really reaching. Your penis is less than 3.9 inches long. That is what you said. Really reaching. You got a small dick, but it's just so obvious how desperate he is to get back Yeah, well he's building a house right across the street from theirs or something where he like it was some million dollar home to begin whether you okay I just I just got a paper cut for the first time since like six great That's the worst. Yeah

Okay, show notes Steve on saying we need to get an iPad in here. That's it game over It's excuse me to him a little tired update. Well for yes, you know Show notes. She's on save. We need to get an eye fat in here. That's it. Game over. It's excuse me to have a little tired update. Well, yes, you know, Kanye. He was gonna build a house across the street. Now that I saw another story where he was pissed, he couldn't come inside when he was dropping off

one of the kids. Devourses ugly. I mean, yeah. Devourses ugly. And if you act like a shithead, it just makes you look like a shithead, right? People know it. It's so transparent. It's not like anybody believes that Pete has AIDS. And if he does shithead, it just makes you look like a shithead, right? People know it, it's so transparent.

It's not like anybody believes that Pete has AIDS. And if he does have AIDS, it's a very serious disease and we shouldn't be making fun of it. But he doesn't have AIDS, probably. It's just you talking shit. And what you think that's, you think Kim's gonna pick up the newspaper tomorrow and go, oh, Pete has AIDS.

Run back to Kanye. Let me go back to Kanye. Kanye says Pete has AIDS. So let me run back to Kanye. Yeah. Update on the dog situation around here, because I think it's very important that let the listeners know just how miserable I am and every chance I get. They are waiting. Yeah they do more of that Brian Roons everything about the podcast vibe. We got a I think I've

said this before but I'll say it to anybody's just joining the program. We got Apple Review and we've got a lot of good reviews and then we have some reviews that are for another podcast altogether called commercial break. But we don't mind they give us five stars so that's okay. And then we got an obvious one where they were talking about me specifically and they said something about I wish the podcast had more of Brian Roons everything about this podcast vibe. But he still gave us five stars. He's always like that five stars. And then I know he even said to you something about unfunny, unrelatable. It's unrelatable, but it's good though.

But it's good though. Yeah, it's good. It's unrelatable. I don't like it, but you know, it's good. I guess at least he was wise enough. At least he's nice guy. Whoever that guy is nice guy. Yeah.

You're welcome on the program anytime. So I, so an update on my misery, you know, we've been having problems with our one dog for about six fucking years since we got it. Yeah. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. So we go up to my parents house, up to my dad's house the other day. He lives in near Clemson. I'll give you that. And there are a couple of rug outlets up there, the people that make the rugs, right? Now there's a rug outlet that is very cheap. They sell area rugs very cheap. They make a couple patterns every month. They they make a run of them. They throw them in this warehouse. They sell them and they sell big ones for like a hundred and 59 bucks. Nice. Okay. Which is like nothing for an area rug. We have spent thousands of dollars on area rugs that then just get piss and shit on all the time. Pepee-poopoo, right? The peepee-poopoo rug. We have to get rid of every 15 months.

And so I know that I know that for Astrid, a change of scenery in the house is a change of mood. It is, it's nice. I know enough about my partner. About my partner to know that, yes, keep it fresh and change things around a little bit, get a new something for the house. It makes everybody feel good, right?

It does, yeah. It puts a smile on your face. You're like, oh, that rug looks really good there. That couch, that's a good decision on that couch. Or wow, our new kitchen table really looks wonderful. It's a way, it's given me brownie points for the next month, basically. So I said, hey, while we're up here,

why don't we go look at the rugs? You know, I know that I was bitching and complaining and we all decided to get rid of the air of your rugs because it's just a big litter box for blue. Let's go get, let's go get a rug. And so that's what we did. We spent, but I said, that's not even pretend that we're going to be able to keep this dog from shitting and pissing on the rug.

Let's just know that it's going to happen. It's a throwaway rug that looks good. Yeah, yeah, that's it. And we got something. Disposable rug. Don't get a white rug. That's it. That's disposable rug. Exactly. It's it. You're Don't get a white rug, that's it. Don't get a disposable rug, exactly.

You're just throwing away in 12 months, right? Yes. So we get the new rug and we kept the dog set at the vet while we went away because we can't take those dogs anywhere. No one wants those dogs anywhere. No one. Neco, you know, it smells like a dead chicken. And it smells like a dead chicken.

Smothered in shit, smothered in creamer that's been out too long. I mean, make me a good four guy. Sweet is dog, but he just, you know, you don't want him in your house, rub it up against everything. And then blue is out of fucking control. She's out of her brain.

She's out of her mind. So we go and this is just for a short little jaunt up there on, it's a, the vet is closed on Sunday, so we have to pick it up on Monday. So I pick him up yesterday and she says, I'm really sorry. We actually forgot to give blue her pro'sac because blue takes pro'sac because she's so crazy.

This is not crazy this dog is. I'm not lying. This is not an exaggeration. Chrissie. So we give the dog pro'sac, which doesn't do anything whatsoever except make me feel like maybe someday the pro'sac will start working. So vet tech says, I'm so sorry, I actually forgot to give blue,

her medicine yesterday when I was in here and I said, I said, that's okay, I'm so sure, sure, so she will survive. But what I didn't realize was she forgot to give it yesterday and then I didn't realize she hadn't given it to him on Monday either. So I missed the dose yesterday. So that's two days without Prozac.

Now, you put a human on Prozac for three years and then take him off their medication for three days. They're gonna be climbing the fucking walls. It's like you didn't get your, you hit a crack yesterday, right? And you're a crack head. So last night, blue is fine. I get out of the studio editing.

I go to lay down at night and she's on that little stool at the end of my bed and now we have this rug right so she can now she can jump up but I'm concerned that she's gonna jump down and piss on the rug and she's on the rug so I'm extra like I'm attuned in right tuned in Tokyo I'm ready to go This is what happens, ready? This is what happens, ready? This is what happens, ready? This is what happens, ready? This is what happens, ready? This is what happens, ready?

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She is Frodo. She's like, it's a schizophrenic. I'm running around. And the ring is any food. And yeah, any food or neco's neck, one of the two, right? So this goes on for like two hours. And so finally I get out of bed and I'm like, blew, shut up. What are you doing? You have to go outside, you have to get what do you need? What do you need? Right? You don't go outside

anyway. What do you need? Right? And so I walk her around the house, I send her outside. She stares at the door, she comes back in and then finally I'm like, okay, did we get out of our system now? Let's get back up on the thing, you know, and then not even 15 minutes. The whole thing starts over again. She starts spinning, she's making this noise with her nose, she's growling at nothing, she's, you know, she's standing up in the bed, she's standing up on her thing and looking at the bed looking at me like, oh my god. And I'm like, shout out, shout out.

3.30 in the morning. Finally, she settles down. And I fall asleep. I've been up this entire time. Four o'clock in the morning, she gets up to shit on this pad that we keep in the room, in case she has an accident, right?

She goes and she says, at least she shit on the pad and she didn't shit on my brand new $113. You're winning. Winning, hashtag, winning. That's tech tiger bone. So I got to clean it up though, because of my extra sensitive nose. And it's just, I just think it's disgusting to leave shit out in the open.

So I cleaned it up. I have to go into the kitchen to put it in the right container. She follows me out there. And I'm like, no more. I have got to get to fucking sleep. Yeah, you have to sleep. I had this little child's gate in my hallway. So I closed the, no more. I have got to get to fucking sleep. Yeah, you have a sleep. I had this little child's gate in my hallway. So I closed the child's gate.

Now, Nico and Blue are on the other side of the child's gate. I go in. Oh, and the rat. I go in the rat. I go rat. I go rat. You better not say anything to the shit. And God damn you smell, doggy.

What are you but eaten? You but eaten your own shit. So I go, I't eat. Yeah. What are you bed eating? You bed eat the own shit. So I go, I lay down. Now we're talking like almost 4.30 in the morning. I go, I lay down. Sleep. You come so nicely sometimes, you know. Just like, I'm like, wrap up.

My kids are in the bed. I just wrap up, you know. Oh, nozzles. I nozzles. I'm not eating nozzles. My little nose. He gives me a kiss on the forehead. He's so sweet when he's sleeping. He gives me a kiss on the forehead. He's so sweet

when he's sleeping. He's just, daddy. Yes. Mickey. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Give me a kiss on the forehead and I just nozzles up next to him. Sleep. I Shut up Scream and that's just like what are you doing and I'm like the fuck why'd you leave him outside? I'm like This goes on to the next hour Astrid finally gets out of bed and actually goes to the other side of the gate and stays there She goes I did I to go do work because I guess she couldn't sleep either I did not get a wink of fucking sleep all night long until six in the morning

when I got now we're worth the sleep and then my kids are in the bed with me so then at about 6.15 they start me as crawling over Matthias and like daddy and Matty's like daddy Mickey and I'm oh my god mother fucker please six six one best of blue 661 Best 2 Blue, the number 2 blue. Text me. If you have a home for wayward animal. Best of blue. Oh my god, holy. So finally today, I realize, I'm like, why did this dog keep me up all night long? What happened? This is really unlike any of the fucking medicine. She was having withdrawals, I think. I think it was making her a little sketched out. I know she was very sweet a few minutes ago when we were in the stage.

I know, because she's all doped up. I doped up on the pro's act and she's like, tch. She was gently licking. Oh my God, you know, I've known a bit for people who have been through the withdrawals. And it's not a fun thing. It's not a good time.

It's why heroin addicts have a hard time getting off heroin. Because when you're going through those withdrawals, it's bad. I's not a good time. It's why heroin addicts have a hard time getting off heroin. Because when you're going through those withdrawal, I knew a girl one time who was taking, the doctor was giving her Xanax, whatever, couple of days. She had a real anxiety problem, but then she was doubling up Xanax because she just had a habit and she became addicted. All right. She needed more.

She ran out one day and we worked together. She ran out one day. We had together. She ran out one day. We had been out. Her and I had been out late the night before. We came into work that day and to at the restaurant. I was bartending is like afternoon shift, like the worst, you know, afternoon shift after a long night. Oh, God, it's the worst. And then you're in the bar when you actually have to like, you know, set up shit. And it's such a, so at least at the 330 shift,

not at the 330, the 1130 shift, 1130 to 330 shift, that's a 330. 1130 shift. 1130 to 330 shift, right? It was the lunch shift. Ah, the worst. And people are assholes when they eat lunch. Damn. Anyway, so she is, and she was a hostess. And one minute, and I'm in the bar,

you can't really see the hostess stand from the bar, it's kind of like tucked away in the corner. And one minute I'm just doing my thing, and the next minute people are screaming in Yellen, and the manager, the person was answering. She had actually fallen down on the floor, it was flopping like a fucking fish by the time I jumped over the bar and got over there because I had no idea what was happening. She cat, her name is Katherine, cat.

She was having a seizure because of the withdrawal from the medication. She had not taken the medication in like two and a half days because she had ran out of the prescription and the doctor hadn't refilled it for her early. And I was like, holy shit. Oh, it was the most disturbing thing I've ever seen in my entire, most disturbing scene. I think I've seen one of my friends go through it, because it really looked like the squirrel was. Was she okay?

She eventually, the ambulance came and they actually gave her a shot of whatever, you know, value or whatever to. You got out of that lunch shift, didn't you? I did not get out of the lunch shift, but I did. I don't volunteer to take care of her, right? I volunteer, I actually went to the hospital with her and all this other stuff. That's what I'm saying, you got out of the lunch shift.

But here's the thing about when the ambulance, I did. Here's the thing about the ambulance. When they give your friend a shot of value, they're not gonna give you a shot of value, too. I did trust I asked. I was like, I need one. I need one when I was two. It doesn't work like that. I, one time I had a pharmacist, tell me she would throw,

throw, I told her about a tough day I was having and she's like, well, you want me to throw you in a little something extra? That's what she said. Wow. It's like, like private little pharmacy and I did not know if she was kidding or she wasn't. Yeah. And I was thinking like like, like, I don't know, you rethromias in her something and she's like, wow, you really had a I don't know, you rethromias in her something. And she's like, wow, you really had a tough day?

That fucking, you want me throwing in a little extra something? Wow. And I was like, I wish you could. And she's like, I would. And I was like, well, okay, no. I'm just gonna wear the cops. That's right. Wear the cops.

Yeah. What's gonna happen? Well, it's not break a law here. I was trolling on the internet. No, as you do. And I do. And we already had part one, Monster Hunter. So here's the thing, Chrissy and I last season,

we got it. Part one, I think we really got through 10 minutes. We actually got some with you more than I thought. Oh, guys. We got to do like 15 minutes. Team like, we stopped every three seconds of it. It's just too funny not to. It's too much, it's too good.

Chrissy and I last season, you know, last season we did a lot of like video review type stuff, but we were just doing the audio. And so this year when we built the new studio, one of the things I wanted to accomplish was making sure that if you go to youtube.com slash the commercial break, that you're able to see what we are listening to if you're so interested.

Now it's still funny just the audio. I'm just sharing with you that if you wanna see what's going on, you can go to youtube.com slash the commercial break. So we did that season two. We did a number of those audio reviews of these particular television shows and one that we called on to was Mountain Monsters,

which we just think it's satire. It's got to be satire. Right? This no one believes this shit is actually happening. Yeah, a wolf man. Wolf man wolf county Kentucky we've been all around the world all around all four corners of the world east west north and south Kentucky yeah there always a Kentucky and there are a lot of evils and as we've always said that they're inept camera man who we like to refer to as Billy. Oh, God.

Gee, shit. I never quite gets the shot of the monster. You're right, Chrissy. He's within reach. And all it's with he runs with the camera boy down. The camera pointed down or way up or in his crotch or he runs away in the other direction. And he's on every single episode of all of these shows, Bigfoot Hunters, Monster Men, Monster Hunters, Ghost Hunters, all of them, on every single show,

there is inevitably something that is found, a wolf man, a tiger lady, or whatever, right? That's probably the way. There is inevitably something found. However, we have yet, Nill, not one time, have we ever seen an actual photograph of these things? Because the cameraman that are around filming everybody can't manage to get one fucking shot of the thing

that is right there next to them. Right, they come close. They come close. They come close. But, you know, almost only counts and horseshoes and hand grenades as my grandfather used to say, which is such a brilliant saying when you think about it. Almost only counts in horses she's in hangar.

So without further ado, we'd like to present part two of our review of the very first ever. Duce. Duce, the very first ever, mountain monsters. So there you go, there's our reaction shot. You can see Chrissy and I and you got the Vite. Hey. And you got the video right there.

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Well, R. We got Q. We got Huckleberry. We got the letter of blue. We have Huckleberry. We got Buck. Buck's the Huckleberry. Got the letter of blue. We have Huckleberry. We got Bucks. Bucks the guy. Now we're adding Willie. Bucks like the main character of this clearly

started to listen. Oh yeah, Jeff the researcher. Definitely looks like the kind of guy you'd want researching whatever it is you're into. And I bet Jeff has been through the flip through my flaps He said last time he said I've researched everything He just researches everything Research anything mountain men, vaginas, jigs with dicks. I don't

care. It's all there. Yeah. All right. Here we go. You know, they're traveling through the back woods. It can tucker. It looks like a can first and metal for their wolf man trap. We're not going to the hardware store because it was only two miles from the house. And this is 12 miles from the house. I'm willing. My role is... Ah! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm willing.

He's holding a gun. He's holding a gun. He shot all of us. I just said I'm willing. He's... Oh my god, that's a funny thing. I'm sooo... He's...

He's... Oh my god, wait, I wish I had the gun shot. No, he's you just made I thought I did have that in here at one point uh that is the funniest thing I've ever oh here we go I'm gonna start saying that. Hi, nice to you, Chum. I'm Chrissy. Oh, this guy is classic. He's holding a shot gun. You just heard the sound of a gunshot, but he did not shoot that shot. So why they put it?

These are the worst sound editors ever. I kind of like the McGuy. I can actually build a trap that can hold anything. Included in my ex-wife. Yeah. That's the sky. You don't want to fuck with this guy. Not willing.

We're going to build a cage and catch this creature. We're going to have to have a heavy iron, heavy steel, and a salvage yard right here is the best place to get it. Wow. My uncle's batty art is the best place to get it from. So we came on down to Uncle Bob's. Uncle Brian's cage, oh Rama. You need to build a cage.

He's like, we're going to need some steel and we're going to need some strong steel and we're going to need some strong wire as opposed to the weak kind. Right, we don't need the weak side. We don't need the weak kind. No, no, no, we're not trying to keep my X-Wife in this cage. He's just going to be the wolf man.

He's seven foot nine, seven thousand pounds. I'm going to go investigate further by going into where he lives. Into the nest. I'm going to bring some fresh blood scattered all over. Ah. We're building a drop of cage trap. Usually use it to catch a larger predator, like a bobcat,

or a coyote, or something about nature. But to be able to catch this wolf, man, I'm gonna have to go waving. I love how just like four walls came together. I know. The animation on these shows are done by children. The expert architecture that went out. More four walls came out. We're going to have to use laser precision on this. So I've called in my uncle David whose right foot is exactly a one foot long.. He's gonna measure out six David feet. Yes. Oh gosh, this doesn't look good to me.

Fine, here I go. Are you a gover or a picker? I'm telling you. Are you a gover or a picker? You just, where did you find that stick? I wouldn't have even imagined to find that stick. Perfect. Square tubing, dude. That's the structure straight thereafter right there. Somebody dumped a bunch of good stuff. There's a walker. Use that too. A walker. No walker walker We can use that dude kisses wolfman from the shady Grove retirement center shady Grove Wolf retirement center wrap it. Yeah, put the walker over put the walker over

I'm just knocking I'm gonna scare him away with my walker What if it eats up getting to the bathroom? What are we gonna do then? Can't be close to him. we'll get him a walker. Oh my God, these guys. I want to thank you for that. Thank you for my grandma. Oh, we can make a trap out of anything. You know, he's kind of old school.

He wants to use stuff that, you know, it's already proven. You know, he don't want to buy something new whenever he can just go here, get stuff that's good enough and make it work Wait something that's proven you're building a trap for a wolf man. What's been proven about that? He's going through a junkyard dude. He doesn't have enough money to go to Walmart That's why he's going to the junkyard. Let's not just not candy code this Right there, but up on top of that every trap that we go into build, no matter how small the creature is, how big it is, it's always the greatest challenge.

Why would somebody throw this away? Oh, because we need it. That's why they do. It's bad. Why does that? Why would someone throw all of this away? This is perfectly good junk to go in our junk yard. Yeah, that's like rusted out.

Wires. This mushroom is only three and a half months old. It's got its own mushrooms on top of the mushrooms they put on it. It's double mushroom pizza now. I don't understand. This is the idea of the frame that I was talking about. Right. This is what they would have put around the motorboxes. No, what's up?

After these old motorboxes at the plant, this is perfect. I mean, perfect. I always like getting buck. I know buck is the rookie of the team. Buck is super strong. Try buck. Get it buck? I think I got enough everything to put together.

I always like watching Buck and the junkyard. I know he's the rookie, but that makes him extra, extra ticklish. You can know what I mean. It's the right man. He's so strong. I don't know if you've noticed those incredible thighs. I did. I call them Thunder Thies Buck.

Which one of those thighs weighs 150 pounds? Back to the shop. I got to get started and get this thing well together. Let's get this thing built. It's going to be definitely tall enough, heavy enough to be able to capture this wolf man. Need a spare tire? What I need that big drum.

Set that out and dirty hunt right out of it. Eek! And ready to give me this man named Pertleman. Dramatic. I'm not sure I understand all the humor. I didn't even say we're getting rid of my god named Turtle Man. Turtle Man. Good like a wolf man. The first I witnessed are only about two miles from here. Jeff tells me Turtle Man has videos. I love how these sucky like these these shows they draw a map.

A cartoon map of the fake places where the fake love met and see. Did you see that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is how you get there in case you're ever around. You just go from here to there. That's right. Just take a cartoon, take a brown pen, and just do little squiggly lines all the way

to this other point. Turtle man's going to help him out. Turtle man's got you covered. Please, got a video. If you need Brian asked, you go straight to Turtle man. That's right. Fighting in the wolf creature. It's a big witch here.

It's a good hike up in here, about out of wind. Hi, here's that. I'm Trapper. I'm Turtle Man. Hey, call me a turtle. I'm Trapper. I'm Trevor I'm Trevor I'm Trevor Venn names are names Huckleberry Name Sam and Davis Jr They call me shit head. I'm Samaday was junior the third I was named after

Samaday was junior I live strictly all the land. I eat groundhog pausons go to not scum but yeah, too I eat groundhog pausons, gung, two, not scung, but two. Groundhogs are best. It's not gung. Oh, God. Let me just not scung. I refuse to eat scung. What do I look like?

Do I look like a heathen to you? No. Now, if he lives strictly off the land, strictly off the land. It's that he's a survivalist. He's a survivalist, yeah. Where did the, where did he get this brand new sunglasses and all that Camo with those air Jordans is where and the I watch I live strictly off the land

Anything you can get that's on land Wal-Mart is on land The Apple store in Greenville is really nice. It's also online The wall So this is where it all happened that huh? This is where happened that this is where the magic happens This is where I had a sexual encounter with Wolfman of Wolf County He was gentle. He came from the torso up naked With a soft butter fly like Sarong. He dropped it slowly. I live candles around this year. I hummed softly in his ear

and he took me with his pistol. I bet there is a wolf man. You know we should do one time, Chrissy. Well, I'll tell you off, I'll tell you off, I'll tell you right now and then we'll talk about it off air. But we should do like monster or vampire or erotica. Like really strange erotica. We should, we should, we should, we'll do that next quarter. Yeah, we'll do that next quarter. Yeah, we'll do the next quarter.

We've embarrassed your father enough this quarter, but we'll do it next quarter where we can, we'll read some excerpts from Monster, Eritica, because it exists. I'm sure it does. And you have found it. I have a couple of, for research purposes only. Right.

Yeah, I've got a video. I'd like to show you the eyes up here looking for maple syrup trees and I noticed that lightning had stuck in trees right there. So I brought it out on my video and I wanted to show my wife that it's very selve, you ever see a strike will hit that tree all at one time. Gee, man that's pretty wicked. Gee! Creees, that's kind of weird.

I like how this daylight. I know. Geez. That's kind of weird. Oh my god, this daylight. I know. This daylight. What is that date there? That's one. Oh, oh, oh, oh, 20, 35. Yeah, this looks so realistic. I like how the font is complete.

By the way, we're looking, he's now got a video. It's as if we're looking at a camcorder video. Uh-huh. And you know, you see the by the way we're looking he's now got a video It's as is as if we're looking at a at a camcorder video Uh-huh, and you know you see the like the little record button up at the top right hand corner and then the time date stamp There's no date stamp. It's just says the time which is 1pm 25 with 12 seconds But I like how the font on daylight and record are completely different. Yeah, definitely. That's how they do it Look that that rolled that tree. That's how they do it. Look at that. That rolled that tree. That's for sure. All of a sudden, I felt something was watching me. I was seeing this Wolf-like creature. It just popped up right there in front of me.

And it didn't get down on the wall for it. It stayed on it's too high in feet and just walked right over the back house side into that thing. Tee-tee-tee-tee-tee-tee-tee-tee-tee-tee-tee-tee-tee-tee-tee-tee-tee-tee-tee-tee-tee-tee-tee-tee-tee-tee-tee-tee-tee-tee-tee-tee-tee-tee-tee-tee-tee-tee-tee-tee-tee-tee-tee-tee-tee-tee-tee-tee-tee-tee-tee-tee-ee-tee-tee-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t- You took it from Wolf Connor. Did you know the score of the Bucks game? You don't mind if I eat your heart out, dude. What are you looking for? I'm looking for some maple syrup from these here Lightning trees. Oh, I noticed that all four of those trees have one lightning strap I don't trust you of man. Oh no one does

Is it mine? Critably large Pizzle Oh my god, okay, where's the video of this if he's talking about it? He's got a video camera going. Why doesn't he actually record it? Well, he liked Billy. Could you see? Aww. Why you got always bring me into the Chrissy?

I'm just doing my job. Yeah. My petal, huh? Huh? My petal. My petal. And walked over the bank? It walked over the bank.

I've lived in the woods all my life. And I've seen just about everything here is the city out there. But this thing I've never seen before. I think it was. I'd say it's about seven foot tall. So it's pretty heavy animal. I mean, a bear on it.

That's a pretty heavy animal. Still there's, Punkleberry's still taking notes. Yeah a one. That's a pretty heavy. Still there's a pulcal bar. Still taking notes. How big was it? About seven feet.

I'd say that's pretty right that down. Did you get all that Jeff? Seven feet. This is important information we're going to need later when the video camera feed that we have goes away You know Billy Hill fuck everything Now wait the guy was showing a homemade video. Yeah, that was just of trees. Oh

He forgot to get the wolf man. Yeah, damn it Wolf I know, a mountain lion I know this. I got friends that are wolves, I got friends that are mountain lions. I know my mountain lion, I know my wolf from my wolf man. Yeah. I didn't know what one was.

Yeah, that's what scared me. I mean, scared me bad. Yes. When it walked away, I ran away, away the other way I probably would have to Yeah, it was bad. Let's see that video. That's what I would Okay, here we go. Okay, we got some proof now Good What what what was that?

Oh, it's pixelated. Yeah, it just got pixelated and what you saw was possibly, possibly a foot, possibly. But it looked more like a squiggly tit that you would see back in 1986 on HBO. You're the leaves a lot to the imagination. I can't believe Turtle Man would get a better shot. I can't believe Turtle Man with a name like that and all that experience in the wood. Yeah, by the way, we just carry in a video camera around. I live off nothing but the land and this video camera. I bought from Amazon for 9999. The protection plan included. Man's from Accenture Witness. He sided

this creature. Look there. Oh my goodness. What kind of creature you think that is? I have no idea. What? I don't see anything. I don't see anything. I don't see anything.

I don't see anything. Fucking thing. I don't see anything. What kind of creature do you think that is? The invisible man. That is invisible man. That is the biggest invisible man I have ever seen. There's nothing there. He's almost invisible 100%.

We got a real problem on our hands, boys. There's a real secure security. Remember yesterday they had a security guard. Yeah, they protect against wolf, man. This is so much fun. It looks like a wolf. Yeah, everything you've been telling us. It was broad.

It was at least three foot across the back. You can't see it. We didn't see it. It's pretty much like 350 to 500 pound. It was a monster. Everything he was pointing out to us, the terrain, how they end up. You can't see a fucking thing on this video.

You gotta go to youtube.com slash the commercial break and check this out. Tell us if you see anything that resembles a monster. Because I don't even see the trees aren't even clear. This is reacting to another human being in the woods. I'm really sold that this is real. We've got an actual sighting. Right there? Where are you saying you Santa. Yeah right there. Yeah, just stored right there and just went right straight over by that tree right there That's how I know the high summit That's a fucking dog

That is a dog That is Turtle Man's dog It wasn't a couple years ago. They called Turtle Man for a reason. It's not that... It was a couple years ago. They call him Turtle Man for a reason. He's a little slow. Right there, the mark where I see his head. Hold your hand right there. I want to get a measurement on this.

Hold your hand right there and I'm going to take some notes. I'm going to draw. Huh? For research purposes, I want to draw draw your hand up on that tree. Is that possible? Let's stand there for a second. Stick your hand up there. Stick your hand up there.

And I'm gonna trace it out like we did when we were kids. It's gonna be a lot of fun. You're the turkey. Yeah. Park, park. Okay, now let's put some little feathers on it and do a little squiggly eyes. Huh?

Huh? Huh? It's a good 90 inches, isn't it? Yep. Where you put your hands. Yeah, where you put your hands. From where you put your hand to the ground is 90 inches. There it is. The proof we've been looking for. Call the Discovery Network.

We got one in the controller. Call the discovery network. We got hot one on our hands. We're like, ah! Ah! I wonder if, I wonder like, actual researcher, scientists, like people who study fish or animals or something. I wonder if this is how they go about doing their business, too.

They just have to be a better way. I'm trying to get right there. Yeah. Oh, just measured it. It's 90. Give me a favor, Mr. Fish. Yeah. Put your gills right there. Let me.

Let me measure it by my pinky finger. Hey, guys, he was turned more like this. Oh. Because you've seen the curve in his back so he had to be turned sideways to you Well, he was until he got to right here by the tree and then he turned to go down Oh, he turned his shoulders like this Oh, well now that's a break in the case Yeah, he turned his shoulders

What does it matter if he turned his shoulders or not? Well, I could just possibly have any bearing on your research. I don't get it. That's what presses me when over the hill to be. Yeah, because that's pretty steep. I hope I never see anything like it again. I don't blame you. Why are you looking for it? Look out. He's right behind you. I hear looking for it. I'm not looking for you, man. Look out. He's right behind you.

Oh, there goes Turtle Man's head. Well, that's an unfortunate incident. Chalk it up to research. You know, might have we hang up, side down, cut your throat and let Wolfman smell your blood, do you? Tell us where you want your feet hung from up here. Put your hand right there, but make a mark. Put your hand right there.

I'm with the blood drip down. There you go. From what Turtle Man has told me and the research that I've done, they're all coming together and this is real. I'm positive it's a wolf man. I like that people. That's wolf man. I like people. That's like your positive every other episode. Well, then why aren't you the world's most famous human?

Yeah, exactly. If you really found a wolf man or had any kind of scientific proof, whatsoever that the wolf man existed, you would literally be on the cover of time every week for a month. I realize that these animals are out there. I've got an onfield.

Now if somebody else can verify this, that'll mean a lot more. That's where we're here. All right, I appreciate that. I really appreciate that. But North West is where I interview. Don't you worry we're on the case now. We look like we're gonna solve this.

That's right. From one hillbilly to another, we're passing the case now. We look like we're going to solve this. That's right. From one hillbilly to another. We're passing the torch. R, and that's only about two miles, the way it broke was. It gives me a point A and a point B, between those two points is a straight line that I can set my trap. We only work on the trap now.

Did the design work on it and everything? It's a good one. You did the design work on the square? Yeah. Ha. Ha. Ha. Billy did the design work.

Oh, guys, I got an idea. See the piece of paper? This is a revolutionary design for a brand new trick. Called a rectangle. Ha. Ha. Ha. I don't back. Come back. Come back. That's good right there. Got a rectangle

Yeah, we're building the trap now This is what I got right now And why do you have to bus? The last time someone saw this, like six years ago. With an open body. And once we get that lifted in there, you'll trigger set there. We'll put a bait down on the other side of the trigger. Oh, they're going to go.

They're going to put a goat in there. And we'll make steps on the paddles. That's a trigger on. And the goat will most certainly die, and we'll have our wolf man. We're gonna put blue in there. We're gonna put Nico and blue in there. Yeah, the blue will indicate that they're there by marking all the time and

I'm going blue winner against Wolfman. Oh, for sure without a doubt. Well, blue's almost 700 pounds too. Blue wins, Blues, Blues of it. Hellcat. Yeah. We'll put Nikko out there to attract the smell for miles around. Welcome to WFUQ. You Kentucky's only eye witness news and then the county of Wolf have been complaining about an noxious smell coming from a Wolfman trap. Nope, just an ego. Straight to the ground.

Wolfman's ours. I love a good build montage. It's like a great, these are like little adventure movies they put together. Yeah. My first day in a day like we want this cage to be set and in there. This episode will run you by Ford. Ford trucks. I've heard this wolf freak.

So I'm very, very interested in getting his story. I take it your jasker. I've been in the outdoors for probably 50 years. I've been in the outdoors for 15 minutes since I left my house. Oh! Oh! He stopped it at a funny point.

I know. Oh! I hunt, I trap, I run snares, and I do it pretty much your round. I never hear a gentleman. I like girls, I like guys, I like wolf men, I don't care. I'm a modern day trapper. One more step in figuring out what this creature is, what his territory is, so we're closing

in on him. I was up in this hall, I was running these snares. This was the highlight. This is where I was up, starting to hearing what I thought was a wolf. How? I'd never heard anything quite like this, but I still went about this, started out of the hall. I got up to that.

I heard what sounded like a wolf man eating a human being, but I figured just go about my business. Get to yourself. That's the Kentucky way. Don't be bothered by incredibly dangerous weird sounding alien noises. I heard what sounded like a wolf man. I decided to keep continuing my business. What does it have to do with me? He's to the wrong. Whatever you're into none of my god. Who am I to say what you can and can't eat? I've been living out here for 50 years.

I've seen a lot of shit. Yeah, he's seated. Hell of a holla. I could check my last snare. And it was on top of this ridge. Holly. And that how went from my how to a roll. It was damn scary. That how went from a how to a Dan's

The deep deep noise it wasn't a ground or a blow or anything like that. Oh, that's right or a blow It sounded like deep deep noise Hey guys, it's me. It went from, oh, it would deep. I think it went from a howl. Oh, I want my way out of the house. It went from a rock, a rock. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, No. I saw a track that I'm not familiar with. That print was bigger than anything that I've ever seen in the woods. So I decided to go buy my own business and not take pictures of it. Ripped out my cell phone.

Oh, we got a picture. We got a picture. And it was taken in haste. Mercy. Man, if the picture. Jesus, mercy. Wait, why was it blue? I don't know.

What do you think I am, little? Kentucky blue? I thought, yeah. Not a wolf. Wildcat? Not a wolf, I'm not a wolf, I'm a feathery searcher. We've been in here for two days now to investigate the Kentucky wolf man. Jeff has found someone that's actually heard this wolf creature.

And I believe he may even have a picture of a pulprick It's definitely a big canon So this is pretty exciting So I whipped out my cell phone. Oh, we got a picture got a picture and it was taken in haste Well, if we'll make a track as big as that hand right there, right how big was it compared to my hand? What's bigger than your hand? So we're probably talk to me a favor show me with your hands how big it was around my hand And then Jeffy is gonna draw it for more research purposes. We're writing a book He's got a fucking picture, dude. Ask him to text

it to you. What is going on acting like you've never seen? About a creature that's in the 350 poundy me a little bigger. We're talking about a big creature here. And he's definitely carrying on because I can see his toenail. You can't be a cat. It does a catwalk like that with these toenails in it's not a bear track It's not a cougar track so it has to be a wolf creature track right A wolf creature explanation They've couldn't have been you know, I don't know say someone with a clay mold

It had to have been a wolf man. My creature. Oh gosh. I don't even know. Also to it ranges anywhere from like three 50 pounds to in a thousand. Yeah. I mean, they're all over the place. Seven. Well, that miles make Chrissy as there are multiple wolf mints's a wolf creature family. There's a wolf men's. Wolf creature family. Oh my God. To find out. Yeah. We got his territory down to probably a radius of one mile. So we're getting close.

We're closing in on him. I'm sure you are. Yeah, it's circling. Yeah, circling. We had three eye witnesses right in here in Triangular pattern. We're right in the center of that area. It's a perfect place for our trip. To get this drop cage up in the air I have to run two cables between two trees and then run another cable to a pulley system. Whoops that was an electricity cable.

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That's crazy. I've been told at a time. I was like, I just got different characters. The normal person. You know, some people call me crazy. I'm just not the normal kind of character where most people drink coffee.

I take meth. I climb meth. That's right. Climbed trees. That's right. Most people don't pay for sex. I prefer to. Most people live in beds. I sleep on the floor. My mom's trailer.

But I can climb a tree faster than anybody. It was slick. Yeah, give me a hit. And if you hit a bad meth, I'm up a tree, like nobody's been. Hold it, my kid, get well away and all this. See him down out of here brother. Right at a rap, but you need emotion. Some people say I'm a little large for some.

I want some marine always a marine. Oh, well, it is a marine. That explains everything. Is that a characteristic of a marine is to climb the tree? I've never seen a to climb the tree? I've never seen a Marine climb a tree, but listen, they are bad asses.

I do know that. Hurrah! Whoa! Oh, that fell. You get this cage up in the air. Yeah, gonna hook it down. That's a characteristic of a Marine, someone who lands on his ass.

He didn't know that. Yeah. Out of a pedal trigger. When he clips that trigger down, that's it. That's a key to it. And then he's the cage off, take the safety off of it, and then we're gonna bring a goat in. Come on, little baby.

And then we're gonna bait the goat down. Little baby, they named it. They named it. So what you gotta imagine is that there's a big wire box, like metal box, huge, like four feet by four feet by four feet, or maybe even bigger. And they're stringing it between two trees, raising it high in the air, and then they're putting a goat, a live goat, down on the ground.

Name Daisy. Yes, name Daisy. And there's a trigger. If the Wolfman steps on it, the box supposedly comes down. And I'm assuming traps are both Daisy and the Wolfman together. So when the Wolfman gets hungry, he's got a snack. Oh, that's four Daisy. Man, man, I didn't say that for the shit.

Side the pedal trigger, and then once the weight for something sets the trigger off, cage drop, Wolfman's ours. Trap or she's loaded, bro. You're working hard. Ready for settle bro. She's loaded bro. She's loaded bro. Why ready to get that's a bullfling. She's loaded bro. Oh yeah. What happened? That's what he made. Why is it stupid? All right. Well and Zahd did it. It'll work this way. We said it works. That's what concerns me.

Willie, designed it. Have you ever seen us make a bad one? I'm a good rock, how's that? I'm a good rock, sir. Me too, Billy. I'm a great rock. They're good at it. You're going to miss it.

Now the test is going to be trapped. The test is going to be trapped with a rock. I told you. Oh the test is in the trap. You're in the trap of the rock. I told you. Oh, I didn't work quite. I got to get to this part. I gotta see the actual password. Yeah, I have to. The fast-small stall, you ready?

You get it? Are you ready? Wow, that's right, too, bud. It didn't work. Yeah. Step back, Ricky. You ready, Lohan? Raw, that right there should be good.

Oh! Woohoo! Tank! Yeah! How they caught Buck? Yeah, now they caught Buck. Now they got Buck in the trap. Well, we didn't think about how we're getting it back up in the air boys.

Buck, we're gonna leave you here with Daisy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If you get hungry, Peter, on a mountain monster is a classic. It really is. Sentire show. I mean, we're gonna, I guess at some point we'll have to find out whether or not they actually catch the mountain man, the wolf man. I'm just gonna guess that they don't. I'm just taking a while.

Here's my guess. And I bet I'm 100% right. And I'll update you on the next show. I guess I'm betting I'm 100. Here's my guess, and I bet I'm 100% right, and I'll update you on the next show. I guess I'm betting I'm 100% right that the trap, they find out somehow that the trap has been released and they get there, and the trap is overturned, and there's nothing in there. That Daisy is just fine, because no animals can be harmed in the making of this program. That's the way it is. Travel Chelsen. We'll feature a figure out a way to get out.

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