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Episode Date: December 27, 2023

It’s the most sexless time of the year! Bryan & Krissy relive holiday parties of yore and review a pick up artist showing his fiancee his videos… Holiday parties! Bryan fuckin’ Green, don’t give my husband drugs! Sketchy morning show hosts We aren’t ready to be funny at 5am Extra glasses when you travel A taco bell holiday orgy My fiance watches me pick up women Instead of being funny this is just deeply sad “Moustache” It’s the bad pick up lines for me If women are on the beach tanning, don’t bother them! The most sexless day of the year I read it in a thing! The biggest day for break ups A break up on V day Moonstruck!!!!!!!!  Creepy P Diddy LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Call 626.ASK.TCB3 and leave us a voicemail Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Producer & Audio Editor: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D**  

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Best of you, Chris. Best of you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us. Yes. I hope we're all getting geared up for the new year. I think that's when this is going to be released in between Christmas and the new year. So, Merry Christmas.

I hope you had a good one and happy Hanukkah and all that other good stuff. Chrissy, what is, you know, it's that time of year when the holiday parties are happening, right? We didn't have a holiday party because I'm sure it's an liability that we can't afford. We have a party in the studio over here. Yeah, I don't want to get anybody. We only have a few employees and I don't want any of them to sue us, not yet. We don't have enough money to be sued. What is the craziest holiday party activity that you've been a part of?

Oh, God. Let me think here. I mean, it was, you know, a couple of them rank up there back in media. Yeah. It had to be. I mean, try to think too. There were probably some restaurant ones that were pretty wild.

Yeah, there was a couple of rented out restaurants where people really ended up, oh, you mean restaurant. Like, when I worked in the restaurant industry. Yeah, they used to close the restaurant like the steakhouse that I worked at. They used to close the restaurant one night a year, but it was always in January. It was never in December because they couldn't afford

to not have the revenue. That's when your other parties are coming Yeah, no, I would have to say I mean it was media when But every week was a Christmas party. Yeah, that's we worked in media I worked when I worked at that steakhouse. We should I should tell us we should tell the story about the media Christmas party at the bowling alley too But when I about the media Christmas party at the bowling alley too. But when I worked... Oh, my God. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr When I worked at that steakhouse, they closed down the restaurant, they had this big patio outside. So everybody knew it was just gonna be like a high time, right?

Because it always was, every year. And this is before a lot of the companies started clamping down on the really crazy party. Right, we'll begin. Because people were dying. They didn't really, people were dying. I'm just getting so hammered. Yeah, they get so hammered, then they make mistakes and they take the,

you know, they someone has to tell HR the next day. Yeah. One year, they closed down the, the steakhouse, big old restaurant on the inside, big old patio on the outside, up in a mixed-use development where there wasn't a lot of traffic, but it was, I know it's when you're talking about it.

Yeah, but it was very pretty, it was very well lit, like Christmas tree in the middle and the whole night in the whole mix used development, how all these Christmas lights up that they keep up to like March, right? So, but it was very pretty up there. That's besides the point.

We all had to then tends to the Christmas party because of course they're serving food and booze. Someone's got to serve the food and booze. So we would all take turns on a shift, right? We would serve each other and then some of us would get behind the bar and then others would switch out and we wanted it. Chrissy, it didn't take an hour. First of all, everybody showed up completely smashed in the first place. The only reason why we're going to the Christmas party is because the one guy who dealt coke inside the building was also going to be inside the Christmas party and we knew that we had

to talk to him before the night was out. So if setting up this bar outside, like on the table, you know, I heard somebody cry. I knew somebody cried out there. One of your 15 children and well, and she's no, she's hearing us talk about the Christmas part. Oh, yeah, she's wonderful. Which made me, I would always feel that way the next day. Oh, yes. The next day, the next week, the next week, the party in the butt.

Hey. So I'm setting up this bar. People are coming. I'm starting to pour drinks. The party's just getting started. And I don't know why this happened. But were you making your special old fashioned? Oh, yeah, I was making an old fashioned muddled cherry,

pack it a sugar, straight whiskey, shake it on ice, and throw some vodka in there. That's my old fashion. What's your old fashion? Don't worry about the bitters or anything other stuff. There's really an old fashion. I faked so many drinks. People would ask me for something, and I'd have no idea,

especially when I first started bartending. I mean, I'd have no clue. Dirty Martini. I made my first dirty martini. Do you know what I made it with? I always thought it was with, because I wasn't a drinker when I started bartending. I just started drinking, I was only drinking beer.

So when I first started bartending a chili, someone asked me for a dirty martini, I shit you not. I put sour mix and gin together. And the guy never said a fucking word. He sat there at my bar and drank a gin margarita essentially. He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, and then the bartender who was actually the bartender

at the cell made that, yeah. But he's like, we don't say anything. Don't worry about it. He didn't say anything. He drank the whole thing. So I'm setting up the bar. Guy comes outside like a loose friend, like a restaurant friend. He would be around, you know the whole thing. So I'm setting up the bar, guy comes outside, like a loose friend, like a restaurant friend, he would be around,

you know, the bars and stuff. He was married. Yeah, Jim, Jim the bar friend, right? Jim the bar fly. And he was married. It was that one couple in the restaurant that everybody looked up to because they actually had their shit together.

Yeah, and they were married, at least for most of the time that I've been married. So he comes up and he's I'm pouring a mabire and he's like, hey man, when are we gonna? Yeah, and they were married at least for most of the time So he comes up and he's I'm pouring him a beer and he's like, hey man, when are we gonna? You know You know, yeah, and I'm like okay, okay, and he's like and he got any pills and I'm like I'm like Somebody's got pills around here, so yeah, and by the way, I'm not the dealer so I don't know why you're coming to me Just go ask the guy who you we know

Who says he will have pills? There's so many different types of pills. I don't think he cared He was married and he was like this is my time He was in a restaurant relationship and he was married and she wanted children and he was just fucking miserable And he just was kind of a miserable guy anyway, but anyway, he was like one of those sad sacks always, you know, open a rug. Anyone who's waiting on table number four, I hate to be number four. Go fuck yourself. Gotta sweat in a little bit.

Always sweating, balding, yeah, dirty apron and wrinkled shirt. So he says this to me and I say, hey listen, I don't know, but I'm sure at some point we'll all be partying and I'll let you know. Yeah. Five minutes later, his wife comes out, who never really liked me in the first place for whatever

reason. But she's like, she comes up to me and she goes, Brian, fucking green, if you give my fucking husband drugs tonight, I swear to God, it'll be the last day you work at this restaurant. And I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa. What makes you think that I have any drugs that I would be willing to share with anybody else? First of all, second of all, your husband asked me and she goes like this.

He did and I was like, I thought that's what we're talking about. And she's like, hey, yes you for drugs. And I was like, maybe, yes, I don't know. Chrissy, for two weeks afterwards, this guy slept, Jim, slept at the bartender's house because they got in such a row over me telling her that he had asked me for drugs that they just split up, like they separated for two weeks.

However, Jim got the last laugh because I did get Jim drugs that night and we were up for three fucking straights. He didn't care. He was like, fuck her. Oh, fun. Bad times. Now, yeah, you know, the holiday parties, they never end up well. You know, you're always end up with some kind of regret like that bowling alley party.

We all are fucking cheap ass employer decided that even though we make $27 million a year net profit, what we're gonna do is we're gonna rent out a bowling alley in the middle of shitsville, Atlanta. We're gonna rent out this. In the middle of the day. In the middle of the day. Noon.

Noon is the one that started. I remember. Because I was like, Well, you and I went together. We did and we stopped at the fucking grocery store and bought some Bud Light because we were like, we probably had to camp at home, but at least we'll have a case of Bud Light.

We go to this party. It's everybody's just stand around. They only rent, by the way, they didn't even rent all the lanes. They rented like four of the lanes for 280 people. There's four lanes going on. It's dark like a casino. You have no idea what time it is everybody's smoking cigarettes it's just basically imagine the shittiest casino in all of Las Vegas which I've

stayed at by the way for podcast conference imagine the shittiest Vegas hotel you could ever imagine on the inside with a bowling alley that's where we're slipping you know when you get up too close you go past that line they were sliding all the. Yeah, balls were being thrown into the next lanes. And anytime you get a fucking drink ticket, when you walk in the door, you know it's gonna be a shitty-ass party. I just gotta say that right now. Stop with the drink tickets. What are you doing?

I realize you're trying to control how much people drink, but it never works. Because the people who really love you. Because somebody who's got the tickets is always gonna give you more. Well, if you remember, it was our HR director. But you could always just rub her back, just pat her on the back and she'd give you a couple extra drink tickets.

Or you could just buy your own drinks, that's the thing too. I don't think it took us like 40 minutes. I don't think it took me like, people were smoking weed out cars out front. Everybody had blow. It didn't think it took me. People were smoking weed out cars out front. Everybody had blow. It didn't take me about 45 minutes to figure out who had the blow and how much of it they're willing to give me.

I mean, it was like a total shit show. So now I'm walking around this dark bowling alley paranoid and not having the ability to get more drinks because I'm out of drink tickets. And then the big announcement is gonna be made here at this particular party. You know what the big announcement is gonna be? Our new morning show, guy is gonna show up and he's gonna be the here at this particular party. You know what, the big announcement is gonna be our new morning show.

Guy is gonna show up and he's gonna be the, he's a big way. He's getting paid a couple million dollars a year. I had never even heard of the guy before that. Even did I, but you know, I was a celebrity ball sucker. So I was like, Hey, nice to meet you. My name is Brian. And he's like, Hey, nice to meet you. My name's Pleas Tuged.

I like that. He's a piece of big deal. He's a big deal. He was on the biggest loser. Nice to meet you. My name's please do you The key's a big deal. He's big deal. He was the biggest loser and like he did you know our celebrities Liberty's Slim club. Yeah, celebrity weight club celebrity weight loss. I don't know That was his claim to fame He also did those like comedy country songs and then he was a morning show guy in like Tallahassee Yeah But he was moving up to the big market. They're gonna pay a million dollars. This is his big red carpet rollout

at the fucking, you know, bankrupt bowling alley and Schittsville Atlanta with four out of the 30 lanes rented, you know, drink tickets. And this guy made quite the impression at the party. It didn't take him, I don't know, let's call it 20 minutes before he had sexually harassed at least five people, including me. Like it was really weird. He came out hot right out of the gate. That guy, he was very nice, by the way, at least at that party. Yeah, he was very

nice to me. He always nice to me. He was on the station that I was selling. So I just get to know him, but not in an intimate way. Oh, you did like some other people living in it. Some other people that we know just takes, she's a liberated woman, Chrissy. She takes it where she can get it or where she wants it. And Cleetus T. Judd was there willing to give it to her. That's why Cleetus lasted exactly three and a half months. Yeah, he did not laugh long.

No, he didn't. Well, you know, I bet one of the requirements of actually being a morning show, you know, host is to show up for the morning show. That's probably, you got to show up in the morning for the morning show, you know what I'm saying? I think that was becoming a problem. I would have hated to ever have this morning show

because it's gonna wake up at like three. I dreamed about it for years, I know. For years, I know. Because the show goes on from five, it was what, five to nine. Five to nine. Five to nine. Yeah, but you had to be there like three thirds because you had to do all the prep.

Because it was a daily show and they were always prepping. Always prepping, it was so hamster wheel. Like we think this is a hamster wheel. At least we can take a break when we want to. You know what I'm saying? There you're on the clock all the time. You gotta be on every morning, early. I'm just not a morning person, so that's amazing.

No, no, no, no, no. We get started. We say we're gonna report it at 11.30. I don't even know how to be funny and joking. No. Well, here's the thing, I gotta go through a cycle. Yeah, before 7 a.m. Before 7, before 1 p.m., I feel like I just wanna take a nap.

Because I have to go through the cycle, I get up, I'm groggy, the kids are yelling in the screaming, I gotta have my morning press conference in the shitter, and then with the kids. And then I gotta drink a cup of coffee. And when I drink a cup of coffee, then I'm just a little high from the coffee. So I don't feel like I'm wanting to be funny,

I feel like I'm a little edgy. And then I have to come down from the coffee, and then I'm prepared to come and talk behind the microphone. Do you have a little morning routine too where you open up up the or is that astered where you open up the The blinds I do the shades That's me. Yeah, I get right out of it. Yeah, I get right out of bed I go straight to yeah, it doesn't let me feel better. I feel that's raining me than I close and back and go to bed Well when it's raining. I love it. I love a good rainy day

I don't like when they last for like seven days on a row, but like two, three good rainy days, you know, rainy cold. I like that because I feel like I just want to stay in a good, yeah, hibernate. I get up, I jump out of bed, I grab my glasses, I open the curtains, I open the shades, I snort a little bit of cocaine, I take my viagra. I'm not putting a story about the glasses,

but we'll get back to it. And then I quickly hustle down in my underwear, I take my viagra. I'm not putting a story about the glasses, but we'll get back to it. And then I quickly hustle down in my underwear, down all the way down the hallway, and then someone hears me coming, whether I asked her to the kids, and they open up the refrigerator door, because they know that my dinner is sliding through me,

and as soon as I see that coffee, it's gonna hit acceleration point, right? And so then I just run back to the bathroom. I close the door really quickly. But, you know, I know I got a good two or three minutes on my own before the morning press conference starts. So I take advantage of those two or three minutes to read the, to look at my Instagram with all the hot bikini model. Nice. Yeah.

What about glasses? Well, so I have to ask you this, when you travel, do you take an extra pair of glasses in case something happens to your car once? I do. You do. That's a good job. I learned that lesson. Jeff has not, we have not mastered this yet. You got to do it.

So we went out into town a couple of weeks ago and we were at one of his many, many music things. Festival concert. Yeah. It was in Asheville, the Warhands Christmas Day. Yeah. Anyways, I have had some family tragedy recently. And so I was there, but I was not at the show.

Truth air, but her head wasn't there. Yeah, I was in the hotel room taking a bath and crying. Good for you. With a puddle of wine. So anyways, I, uh, Jeff tells the story when he comes back. And he's like, oh, my, he's texting me first of all too. And he's like, oh my God, my glasses. I, they just like, he said that somebody came up

and gave him like a big bear hug. And his glasses flew off at the show, at the, like the music concert. The music festival, yeah. Concert that's happening. And both lints is popped. No way. So he said he was like and he's talking to my best for Mary at the time there and she's like, oh my god and she didn't quite get what was happening. So he grabs the frames, picks them up and puts them on and there's no lenses. No. And so he said, he was like, oh my God, oh my God, you know,

and he told Mary what had happened. Mary's clearing the floor like, everybody get away. Yeah, because that's what the cook, that's a call every concert girl or one. Everybody get away. Actually found the lenses. Wow. And was able to pop them back in.

But that is the second time it's something like that has happened You got to carry extra glasses. I got to have the extra glasses You got to have maybe think about it extra percassette muscle relaxers Xanax you got to have extra toothpaste You got to have all those things and an extra pair I need to put that on our packing list because we have a packing list Okay, put that on your packing list extra pair glass. He's got to go get an extra one. Yeah. Real quick. The whole reason why I ask about this holiday parties

is because I didn't think they were doing holiday parties very much anymore because of all the liability that go along with companies, but that's not true. There's holiday parties going on in the taco bells of your local neighborhood. Did you know this? I did not. Did you read this story?

I do not. Okay, by line, she walked into an employee orgy instead of a Christmas company party. First of all, how fucking freaky are those Taco Bell people getting? God damn, guys, I didn't know. I mean, if you're working there. I know, I go up to this Taco,

I drive by that Taco Bell, I've had Taco Bell in the years, but I go up to that, drive by that Taco Bell, I see all those cars lined up, and now I can think about it as like someone getting in the ass. Okay, usually your company Christmas parties and opportunity to mingle with your co-workers. They got that cheese. Oh, they do. The cheese dip. They make slime.

Yeah. Usually. Oh, that makes me want to throw up just thinking about that melted cheese. Oh, listen, I like Taco Bell. I just ordered it like a couple of months ago. I was like, damn, that was good. It actually sounds good, right? It was good. I couldn't, you know what?

I found which snack I want. I want Taco Bell. Yeah. Usually your company Christmas party is an opportunity to mingle with your co-workers and celebrate a successful year coming to a close. But one former Taco Bell employee got quite the surprise when her restaurant's own holiday party turned out to be an orgy, a new lawsuit in the Taco Bell employee got quite the surprise when her restaurant's own holiday party turned out to be an orgy, a new lawsuit in the Taco Bell, a new lawsuit, followed in the Los Angeles court alleges that in December of 22, like at least I get to the murder, I'm a street.

If you work at a Taco Bell, can't you rent out the local bowling alley? I mean, come on. All right. So this lady, Alana was invited by her supervisor to a holiday celebration at the Taco Bell location where she was working. It was meant to be a potluck. So she made guacamole for the occasion. Brought it in a bowl from home. First of all, who makes fucking guacamole to bring to a Taco Bell? No, no, no, you bring like fried rice or something. Yeah, come on, get it together. All right. When she arrived with her sister and her sister's partner, partner, they discovered that the supervisor had covered the windows of the

restaurant with wrapping paper. She indicated that that was already a red flag. You don't fucking say. She also noticed that they covered the cameras in the lobby inside the restaurant. Her supervisor is accused of giving alcohol to the employees, resulting in several of them being quote unquote, over served. That's a nice way of saying, you're fucking hammered. At around midnight, she was standing outside socializing for a minute.

Also, it makes it sound like you're not at fault. They over served me. Yeah, they over served. Yeah, I love how people love to take responsibility. I got over served. You have many people who I've met have DUIs and said, I got over served. You got over served.

You can't control yourself, you asshole. I got a DUI too. You know what? Was my fault, 1000%. I over served myself. At around midnight, she was standing outside socializing for a bit and was shocked, disgusted, and outraged by what she saw when she walked back inside.

A co-worker was having sex with his wife in front of everyone at the party. She claims a woman was bent over and kissing two separate co-workers. Whoa, holy shit. Damn. She ran outside to gather herself after stumbling into the scene to gather yourself.

You've never seen people having sex? Come on, this is a little overdramatic, I think. Okay, so what did you expect at the Taco Bell holiday party? I mean, honestly. She ran outside to gather herself after stumbling into the scene when she went back inside to get her guacamole bowl.

That wouldn't be going back in. No, but when she went inside to get the guacamole by bowl, the most disturbing part of the story happened. She realized that someone had vomited in her guacamole bowl. That's the most disturbing thing. Yes. I don't know. Oh, listen. I don't know. Oh, I don't know. Listen, I walk in and my coworker's given it to his wife.

The bowl is gone. You should have gone back in. No, you know there's, you know there's jizz in the guacamole. You know there's jizz in the guacamole. Yeah, the guacamole is tainted no matter where it is. It could be a totally across the room. Absolutely. The whole ball's gone. Everything's changed.

Because you know that guy that's pounding his wife over the Taco Bell table while it's wrapped in fucking Christmas paper. You know that guy can shoot ropes. He can shoot loads like across the room because it takes a big set of cajonais to go fucking your wife at a Taco Bell Christmas party. But not only that, but you're also having a three-some with somebody, including the supervisor. That's fucking wild.

Is that like he was prepared to put the wrapping paper up? She had put the wrapping paper up. Yeah, but the wrapping paper up and covered the cameras. She knew it was gonna go. Yeah, this was gonna go on. We did this a couple times at the Tractoria. It gets me about a Kianta Classico. No problem, Tino.

And then when you leave at midnight tonight, I'm going to drink from midnight to three and invite the other bar over. We invited an entire other bar when they closed over to the bar that had been closed. Tino, you come though. You come though. Yeah, you essentially just breaking an entering.

Is what that's called. But you know what? It was a different time back then, kids. Don't try this at home. Here's a piece of advice from Brian. If you get married Well, actually try it at home. Not at the Taco Bell. That's right. Bang your wife and your Taco Bell supervisor in your apartment. Don't take it back to the Taco Bell. First of all, have you ever been to a Taco Bell? Have you seen the people that eat it? Is it getting really napkins?

Oh my God. Oh, Chris. Fire sauce. I'm put fire sauce on the one that puts it. That good, the pussy. Ooh, that's a fire sauce. Oh, good, good. Give me that cheese dip over there.

That Taco Bell cheese dip. All right, let's take a break. And then we're gonna be back with a video, Chrissy, a video breakdown. I have not seen one minute of this video, the title alone enticed me and said, screamed commercial break all over. I can't wait to show it to you.

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Yeah, well, that's why they make the titles interesting. I think that's what they do. Like the weird, you know, those crazy ones when you're scrolling through a story, and then it has like, look who Taylor Swift dated now. Like, we have like a weird picture. It's a weird picture, and then you click through, and then you have to click through again,

and then a third time. It's all just the banner ad farms, I think is what it is. But this video on YouTube had me going from the moment that I've read the title, it's got millions of views, millions and millions of views. It's put out about a year ago. It's my fiance reacts to me picking up other women. He's a pickup artist and he has a fiance

and he's doing his thing and she is reacting to it. Let's find out. Exactly what is going on in this relationship because it's just too fascinating. It's just too fascinating to turn away, Chrissy. You ready? Oh yeah, I was trolling on the internet. As you do.

As I do like to do, let's figure out what's going on with these two. How excuse me? What are you looking at me like that? Well, guys, welcome back to another video. Today I'm here with my fiance Megan, and she's going to be reacting to my best pick up lines of 2021. Obviously, as you can imagine, we're engaged. So you know, I can't imagine actually why you're engaged.

Why this beautiful woman is engaged to you I already don't like the mustache, but I'm gonna I'm gonna give them the benefit of the doubt here, Chrissy Yeah, let it love Let it play out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I gotta pick up girls and I don't think we've ever like watched any of these really together I Haven't like a lot of times. I'll watch your pranks, and I think they're funny, but I don't typically watch the pickup videos. I just, not of interest to me to see that. Watch, that's weird.

I don't know, that's a good thing. I actually get a ton of comments that are like, what does your fiancee think about this? Like how does your fiancee react to this? And we're gonna find out today, do the honors? As if they have never talked about this before. Yeah, this is a fresh reaction. And why do you need to do this for a living?

What do I have to find out more about this guy? Don't know the first thing about him. Okay, you want me to play? Play it. This is my new boyfriend though. It's my new girlfriend. I actually have seen this intro and I was like, excuse me. And we were first year dating at this time.

So that was... Awkward pause as his brain rattles. I can't imagine why you would be putting your fiance through this. Can you? Well, how many views they have? Two and a half million. Chrissy reacts to me having Taco Bell sex. That's the next clickbait video I got

Okay, so what you're not seeing is that there's a little box in the corner obviously He's made some videos that have made him pretty popular and he's on the beach and there is a very attractive young lady in a bikini That only can be described. He's very attractive, but she looks like she's made me 12. I don't know. The box is so small. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, she's got tattoos.

So you assume that she's at least 16, which is terrible. But we also don't know how old he is, but she's attractive woman wearing dental floss as a bathing suit. Yeah. Oh, sorry's great. Sorry about that. What's your name? Oh, there she is.

Nice to meet you. Number one, just appreciate the fact that your fiance can pick up girls while looking like a fuck more. Yeah, there's nothing that I imagine. The fiat, your fiance, or your future mother-in-law enjoy more than you randomly Rolling up to beautiful women and trying to get them on a date. Yeah, that's something you talk about a Thanksgiving dinner for years to come. Wait See you have kids. Actually, do you remember seeing this one too? And I was like Kind of glad that she said no because she's super cute. Oh, she did say yes. So yeah, maybe you haven't seen it

And he's got a show off in front of his fiancee Well, she did say yes, so yeah, maybe you haven't seen it so And he's got a show off in front of his fiance. He's got to let his viewers know that in fact he did get to pick her up So he he's rolled up to this girl and kind of stumbled over I think he's on rollerblades Maybe and he's kind of stumbled over next to a beautiful woman named Lucia Lucia that is a beautiful name actually. And his fiance is super hot. What is this guy doing? Stop it. Stop it all right.

Go get a day job. God damn. The only reason. We're the, we're, we're saying that. Well, it's a yes, we're saying that because I have a super hot wife, but she's the one who started it. So I get to, I get,

I get to call bullshit every time she tells me to stop. I remember what it was. She let me also don't pick up women on this channel because I don't have the ability to do that It was a little bit sand off-ish to you if she was Nope, I think I got these knee pads Yeah, that's really cool That would be cool

It's really nothing So we played in this weekend or what's good? Yeah, I don't think so No, I've got a little bit or what's good? Yeah, I like so. No, I've got a little bit of it. She said, yeah, I don't think so. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So she can't run a bike, not she can't ride.

And as he did, he give her his phone to put her number and do it. Yes, that's how they're totally putting a fake number in it. Of course. You know how many? That's why you do it. How many times I got that phone number were you call and it's like you know jokes on you She didn't want to date you He said I love you and she said I love you too. He's and

And I love you too. He's in... It's not, it's not. I don't know. So. That you love? That you love me, David the number. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I had a helmet with spikes on and knee pads.

I thought you were freaking you. I don't understand. Would you tolerate this kind of behavior from Jeff? If you had two and a half million views, maybe. No. But I also can't imagine Jeff ever going up like that. Jeff's more of the, he's more like a fly trap. It just sits there and the flies come to him. You know what I'm saying?

And I'm more of like a, I don't know, like a bull on the China shop. I run around and hope that something doesn't break. Yeah. Oh, yeah, sorry about that. Um, you did, are you good? You know what I'm saying? What is your name? Ariel. Steven.

Hi Steven. Hi. Um, what's up? What are you looking at me like that? Oh my god. So here's the next setup. He is, he's passing this girl, another beautiful young girl,

and he trips and falls like a pratfall, and then she asks if he's okay, and then they start this conversation, but he is staring at her heart. Shut up. You got it? I think I just fell in love with you, kind of. What do you want me to do?

I'll give you the kitchen every morning, be like, yes. What is your name? I think I just fell in love with Ariel. I think I'd be able to swallow this a little bit better if anything they were saying was actually funny or interesting. I know. Once again, the girl that he's picking up looks like she's told.

Yeah, these things, girls are really young. Where is he picking these girls up at the middle school? I'm not sure. She's got a backpack on. I know. That's just let out. Yeah, class did just let out. I see, that's a phone.

That is a phone. This is one too. Okay. Oh, okay, you want my number? Yeah. I don't want passport. Okay. Oh, okay. You want my number? You know what sure four four four four four four four four. Yeah. Yeah. I just had to do something Once again grow the backpack at school. Yeah, these girls do look a little young don't they? But I mean, he also looks young too to be fair like what do you think he is? 20 to the moustache?

Well, I know. I know people who grew moustaches at like nine years old. So why does this shirt, the back of his shirt says it's an obey, obey, obey. I don't know. I bet it has something to do with Brandon. I don't even want to get it. Oh my God.

Fun. Cheesy. Yes, the cheese ball. Fun best about this girl, right? There is another YouTuber who is filming, not gonna name who, went out to gift about this girl, right? There is another YouTuber who is filming, not gonna name who, went up to this exact same girl, did a pickup line, asked for her number, and she said no.

This poor girl. And I'm gonna get, getting hit on my buddies. Yeah, by these YouTubers, first of all, is this like college out there? Yeah. Where all the YouTubers go to pick up women? I'm not really sure. And, dude, you're bringing sand to the beach, bro.

You got a beautiful fiancee. And she deals with your shit. I would absolutely pay attention to the girl that's right next to you. Yeah, she says yes to you. No! Yeah, you're just way too hot. So I had to call you now.

Thank you. What's your name? Casey. Sue. That's a brilliant answer. What are you all saying? Not as good as the other names. Yeah.

So, it's you and Ariel. For sure. And he's so this girl, instead of a prat fall or a stupid rollerblading trick, you know what he did? He brought a fan with him and he said, you're so hot I have to cool you off. Uh huh. He have girls with a fan. That's funny.

Let me get this guy. So, your hair looks magical blowing in the wind here. You're doing it. Hot pool. Yeah, but it's actually charged by our love. So that's how I keep it going. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Yeah. It's actually like the star just filed a lot. I should have wanted this before we reviewed it because now it's just really sad. Wow. I'm feeling sad about this. This is like cheese to the max. Yeah. I don't think I like this one.

Have you ever seen one of these before? I'm not. Okay. It's a cellular device and the only way it can function is it has an oven. Wow. I think we're going to have to skip through this one because this is it has a number. Wow. I think we're gonna have to skip through this one because this is just a little...

Yeah, it's just bad. It's just bad. It's just bad. It's bad. It's hard to believe that I think these girls feel more pressure to give a phone number. They're probably not giving their real phone number. You know, the guys hands up an everything.

Yeah. You just feel pressured, right? Yeah. It's like poor guy, he's trying. So let me just put the 4444 4444 Yeah, what a no to wife right? Too cheesy To jealous all right. No not jealous at all. Oh, good. Just a little too cheesy for my liking Yeah

Do you know how many just asked me to do with this is made out of? You know, somebody just asked me to do it. This is made out of... This is the fourth girl. There is a, now this is the fourth girl. Okay, now Chrissy, I'm with you on this one. All these young ladies look really like young ladies. Yeah. Good boy from material.

You don't like the girls. Yeah. What was your name? Catrile. Stephen, you can just tell what Catrile. Catrile. Okay, you know what, we've got another interesting name. So he had A name? Katri El. Steven, you can just tell me. Katri El. Katri El. Okay, do I get another interesting name? So he had Aurel, Katri El.

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Cool. What are you up to? Hey! Sure, what are you up to? Yeah, what are you up to? Why are you standing here talking to you having to deflect those stuff? I mean, this very strange interaction in the middle of my high school

I'm like this adult that's YouTube video First of all, second of all, he just made fun of her voice Dude, why are you, you're okay, don't get it, you miss the mark on that one Why are you making fun of her voice? I don't get it What? What? Oh, he's got a phone like an actual phone What? Oh, he's got a phone, like an actual phone. No, I dropped my iPhone.

This is like, yeah, my grandma's phone. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What's that? What the core? He's got an actual corded phone. Believe that. Like, this clearly is not a phone that would work wirelessly.

Apparently. But the funny thing is, when I filmed this, I had to cam, call them on their cell phones. Yeah, which is genius, man. You don't have to have a shovel, do you? I do. Okay, I was only asking because I'm really digging you. Oh my God.

He's walking up to women that are laying on the beach, tanning themselves. I think women laying on the beach, tanning themselves are like universally just off limits. You know what I'm saying? Like why would you bother someone? I thought that would be like, can you move? Yeah, I'm trying to get some sun here. How the bus sun. I'm trying to get a third degree bird

so that I look better. So I can go back and burn some more. So I can look even better than I do now. Could you please move away from my son? Thank you. Nice to meet you. I was supposed to be in the river. I know, but you should hear what I son. Thank you. Nice to meet you. That was close to ending forever. I know, but you should hear what it is.

Thank you. It's a regular basis. You get a lot worse. Yeah. So I'm going to have to get your number. You're an athlete. Yes. I think you will be happy.

I mean, I guess I don't really have a choice. What is that? Oh my god, this is a tiny phone era. It says that it wasn't like four months ago. I know that. It is a tiny phone era. So is that like it wasn't like four months ago? I know. It's tiny phone era. So long ago. I remember he like showed me this on Amazon or wherever you got it.

We were like so excited to date him and the mail. We were testing it out, like trying to get it to call people and never got it to work. I don't think I ever actually saw this video. I forgot about that tiny phone thing. Was there a tiny phone? Yeah. They had like tiny phones. Like actual working tiny phones.

Yeah, it was stupid, I don't know. Oh really, you know what else is stupid? I think this video is stupid actually. Yeah, yeah. It's kind of lame. Okay, last time I bring in, last time I trust my own judgment on what's going on. Let's take a, we're gonna do a Frankie B.

We were gonna do a Frankie B, but you'll have to wait until tomorrow's episode to do that. But we'll be back. We still got more here on this until tomorrow's episode to do that. But we'll be back. We still got more here on this episode. Let's take a short break and we'll be back. Okay, Brian, shh. Let me give the people what they want. Our social media handles.

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have the least amount of sex collectively as human beings. January 1st. No, not right, but close. The Friday before Christmas is the most sexless day of the year. Now I'm going to make it a boy. Well, you got to get it on. So you can help even out. You know how they get this data?

They take that. Yeah, I don't know either. I guess they take this data from your Instagram listening to your phone 24 hours a day, which is highly disturbing, by the way. Highly disturbing. But we're in it now. We're in it now. Do you also get like these ads that pop up

after you talk about something? Yeah. Like these random ads. They all asked her and I think we've told the story before we tested this. Yeah. We put our phones away. Yeah. And we were talking about a specific place

in Portugal to go vacationing when we brought the phones back into the room. Not that same day, not that same moment, but the very next day we both got served up ads for a travel agency that was selling packages to this specific town in Portugal on Instagram. Fuck, that is crazy, but I'm not gonna take it off my phone

because I just enjoy scrolling through it too much. It's part of my morning press conference, but I just wonder how they get that information. Well, also too, if you've done, I've noticed if you've done searches, like if you've done a Google search for something or a search, then all of a sudden you get stuff also served to you.

That's true. So how to get laid on the day on the Friday before Christmas is not that's not searched very often. What is searched is how to masturbate myself on the day before on the Friday before Christmas. This makes a lot of sense and I'll tell you why it makes a lot of sense. I don't know if it was you that I was talking with about this Friday before Christmas. Friday before Christmas is the most sexual experience. But what is Christmas is on like a different, you know, because it's always on the 25th.

So what if it's on like that next Thursday? It's always the Friday before Christmas. Always the Friday. So they say, I don't know who they are, or why they are saying it, but that's what they say. I don't think I believe this. I don't know, I read it in a thing. I read it in a thing.

He read it somewhere. I think I read it in the Alphington Post or something like that. You know, they're always putting out this. You read it on your Instagram, guys. I did, I read it in a thing. I read it in a thing. He read it somewhere. I think I read it in the office or something like that. You know, they're always putting out this. I read it on your Instagram page. I did, I read it on my Instagram post. And I'm sure you were searching for what is the most sexless day of the year. Well, possibly.

I'll tell you why this makes a lot of sense. Scientifically. Why makes it scientifically is because the, what did we say? I think you were with me when I did this episode the 19th of December is the day that most people break up like it's the break up Did of the year is today Astrid I'm leaving you goodbye

I hear you're doing pickup videos and I'm leaving you. Listen, if they were good pickup videos then maybe, but they're just bad. But babe, two and a half million views. I'm staying for a little while just to see how it turns out. The 19th of December. I think that's the day that, yeah, we did this a couple of weeks ago. I think we were talking about the day most people break up. And I think if I remember correctly, it's the 19th of December.

I thought it was also too like right before Valentine's Day. Yeah, I think it might be actually Valentine's Day or the day before Valentine's Day. Yeah, like a week before Valentine's Day. Yeah, because if you don't get a place to eat, I mean, if you don't call six weeks ahead of time, you're not getting a place, you're not getting a reservation anywhere, and you might as well just break up with your girlfriend then, because that's it. I broke up with someone on Valentine's Day. On Valentine's Day.

On Valentine's Day. That's cold. You got to understand who it was. It was her? Yes, and it was like the very first Valentine's Day we were together and I knew the train was off the track. Oh, well, so within this relationship continued on for another few years. Well, yeah, but we broke up for like an hour and then she somehow talked me back into it.

I was, I felt so bad. I can imagine that actually Valentine's Day is a day to break up. Is a day to break up? Not because you've been planning it because there's a drunken fight or something happens. You didn't get the present. You wanted, I don't know. He's looking at another girl, something. Something.

I know. I agree with you. It ends up in a wrap. You know that when I worked in the restaurant industry, Valentine's Day is the worst fucking day to work because it's so busy Easter and Valentine's Day. Two worst days to work. I say not go out to, I do not go out on time. We don't do hallmark holidays.

You know what I'm saying? What's my birthday is right there too. Yeah. I'm working forward to the birthday. When I worked in the restaurant industry, there were more arguments. I mean, I saw probably in my career as a waiter. Let's build up the pressure builds. The pressure builds and then you get,

and it's also such a transparently shitty move to like make a reservation last minute, get stuffed in there with everybody else. He ended up eating at 10, 15 at night because the food's coming out slow. But as in my career as a waiter slash bartender, I probably saw 10 breakups, right? 10 breakups. Five of them, bad breakups. Like they were obviously breakups. They were

happening. People were yelling at each other. Was there a glass token? Did you ever see some I throw a glass of wine or drink or something in my face? I did twice. You did it twice. Once at the bar, a guy came up and he was like the local, he was the drunk at the bar. He was always that guy. He'd never, I've never seen it live. I saw it live and I'm telling you what, he absolutely deserved it. I tried my best to get him out of the way. There's two girls, single, they were young, he was old.

He was the drunk at the bar. He was there every fucking night. You talk to him about that. And he hit on, and this, I mean, we talked about this like episode number three, right? This, it's amazing how we remember these episodes. And I can't remember anything else in my life, but I can remember what I talked about on the commercial break, 460 episodes ago. So he, one night, there were two young girls, young ladies, they came into the bar. They're just having like a chat, right?

There are two girls just sitting there having fun. So he comes up in the mood Hey girls, what's going on? Where's your daddy? Who do you call daddy? You want to call me daddy? Because I'm a daddy. I'm a fucking dill. That's what I am a dad. You'd like to he was going all out He was just being a chochky drunk arms around around both girls, and when he threw the arms around, I quickly got involved. I was like, hey, whatever's in there, Charlie. I was like, I was like, hey Charlie,

let's keep the arms off everybody. Once you go over there and these girls can have their good time, and I'm sure you can buy them a drink if you'd like to, from that side of the bar. Yeah. Then he just kept on going. So now I got around the bar,

and I was like, I tried to get in between them. Behind the bar. Yeah. Then he just kept on going. So now I got around the bar. And I was like, I tried to like get in between them behind the bar. I came out from behind the bar to get behind him to pull him off these two girls. And then I kind of got in the middle. I was like, and I was like pushing him back a little bit. And I was like, Hey Charlie, I don't think they're, I don't think they're. And then you hit on one of the girls. They came. Well, after he threw the wine on them, I became after she threw the wine on him. Yeah became, after she threw the wine on him, I became the hero of the story, at least for that night, and I'm sure they give me a fake phone. The bartender always has an opportunity to become a hero or a therapist, one of the two in that night, and I'm glad that I was there because Charlie was really acting like a dick

as a matter of fact, I think we had to block him for a couple days. We had to tell him he can't come back for a couple days. He got a full drink. Wasn't a glass of wine, a full drink thrown at him and it went all over him. The second time that it happened was at the same steakhouse, but it was a Valentine's day. There was a couple and you could just tell from the moment that they sat down at the table, they were displeased with each other altogether. And as the courses went on, the woman got more heated and more heated.

And I didn't catch exactly what they were saying, trying to give them some privacy, didn't catch what they were saying, but she took her glass of water and she dumped it right on his head on the way out the door. She grabbed her jacket, she grabbed her purse, she stood up. Is there ice in there? She grabbed it. Yes. Yes. And you know what he did?

He just stood there and take a man. He finished his dinner. He finished his dinner. It's like moon struck. That's moon struck. Moon struck. What's moon struck? You know what's Cher?

Nicholas Cage. Oh, is that where he's a drunk? No. Oh, but it's leaving Las Vegas, which is also a good movie. I don't think I've ever seen moon struck. Oh, it's good. Is it? I like Cher.

Oh, love Cher. I don't think there's a, like she was a beautiful and talented woman. Like back in the sunny and Cher days, I don't know, I have a crush on that version of Cher for sure. But it makes sense that Valentine's Day becomes this kind of toxic soup of emotions. And if the relationship isn't going well in the first place, a crowded Valentine's Day dinner, we have to wait an hour and a half for a table

then an additional three to get served a shitty meal that the chef made up two seconds before you walked in the door. That's not impressing anybody. A poh poh. A poh. Hu ha hu na. A poh va na ba.

Hu ha hu na. Glacier water on your noggin. I mean honestly For sure speaking of P daddy. Oh Man, I want to kind of boy talking about this, but I guess we'll break it out all of these dudes. I mean all of these dudes And I got to say this I am you know these dudes, I gotta say this, I am, you know, despite what some people might think, I'm not some crazy, let me put it this way, all these dudes who just got away with it for so long and then Governor Huckle up in New York opened up this period of time when you could file a lawsuit, civil lawsuit,

because the Statue of Limitation runs out on sexual assault at a certain time. I think it's 10 years if I'm not mistaken. No, I think it's like seven. Okay, so she opened up an additional 10 year period where people could go back and they could civilly sue somebody outside of the Statue of Limitations, but it only lasts for so long. So like days before this period is to come to an end, this window of opportunity. A bunch of, what was it,

three women came out of the woodwork and- Well, there was the one who came out and she was, you know, his kind of- Muse? Yeah. Well, musical, protege, too. And they were together for like 10 years. They were pictured everywhere. And so, yeah, she came out with her whole story and then

beep, boom. I was talking to Jeff about it and Jeff was like, yeah, he backed up the money truck. He sure as fuck did. Yes, he did. And she did. But then there's been like three other women that have come out. He's got to pay them off too. If that's what they're looking for, if money is the answer to the problem that they're having and it in fact happened, there's only,

I mean, listen, I understand. They probably saw that other, oh my God, there's money and they're like, well, way that happened to me too. They happen to me too. I want in on this. Right. And P did he is of what? A billionaire, he's got to be a billionaire, because he's got all the Srirach vodka and all this other shit. When you just get away with it for so long, you have to go to extreme lengths to make your supposedly good name stick around. You do back up the brinkstruck. If he had in fact thought that he was being railroaded

by somebody he formerly cared about and nothing happened, like he was just a gentleman through and through, he wouldn't have backed up the brinkstruck, he would have said, you don't have the receipts and I'm not like that and anybody can tell you, I'm not like that, but notice, and not a lot of people came to his defense and he backed up the brings truck with engaged.

He was like, okay. He was like the next day. Yeah. And his lawyer was at first was like, oh, she's just trying to extort $20 million out of P. Diddy. Well, if you're basically have her in a cage for 10 years, $20 million is a small sum of money to pay

for taking away someone's life for 10 years, or any joy that they have because you're just an asshole. I don't know because it's never gonna go to court. So I don't know. I don't know if it's true, if it's not true, I'm just here assuming that you back up the brings truck because something happened. And multiple, multiple, multiple people saying it now is. And that's a shame. It's a fucking. I love pity. It is music. This

is where it comes to the point to have like separating an art from, from the person that they are. Yeah. It's hard. Who? Who not? I mean, get away from me with a cock. Yeah. That's awesome. It is hard. But, you know, I think he did, he's gonna, if this just ends right there, he did, he's gonna be just fine, because he's got billions of dollars. So, but I did notice that the very next day after he made that payment,

after everything got just got shut down and no one's talking about it anymore, they took those pictures of him from Star Island. He lives on Star Island in Miami. And so you can just basically, if you have access, you can drive a boat around, take pictures like the tablates do whoever does. And they took some pictures of him out on like his, you know, seawall or whatever. Whatever rich people have in the back of their ocean bound houses.

He was sitting back there and he looked fucking miserable. I mean miserable. I mean, if it's all true, he should be miserable. Yeah, then he had to jump off a bunch of boards of, you know, yeah, I think even the vodka, I think all that stuff ended too. Oh, really? I think. Oh, man.

Just be a gentleman. Yes. It's so hard about that. You have to keep people in captivity. God. And then those people are now, and then they now are going after people who think that two pox, it had something to do with two pox murder and somehow his name, Pyditi's name, is involved in that.

I was reading the complicated web right there. It is a complicated web. Yeah. You're never going to hear any of that out of the commercial break. I'm too much of a weakling. We've cleared all of our dirty laundry. Too much of a weakling to do anything damaging. Also, we don't have any money in a backup system.

No. Yeah, good luck. Good luck. I don't know, maybe my mama just taught me, right? I'm not really sure. I don't know. I think she did. I think she did.

I wouldn't be best friends with you for so long if you were bad. Fair enough. Yeah, let's just be gentlemen guys. It's not hard to do. It's not hard to do. You were always a gentleman. Thank you. And I don't want my daughters to, you know.

Exactly. Even before you had daughters, you were always a gentleman. But now I'm like extra. Now where I might have looked at like a 20 year old on the 21 year old on the beach with the bikini and gone super fucking hot. Now I'm like holy shit. I got my daughter never wants that bathing suit. I do too well.

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