The Commercial Break - Bring In Huckleberry #13! (Fall Break Friday)

Episode Date: October 7, 2022

It's fall break Friday! Bryan breaks out TCB's favorite episode of 2022, #179: Crow Crow Killed Huckleberry! Krissy and Bryan decide it's time to get some professional promo photos. So Bryan sets up a photo shoot and requests some Kardashian style edits. Kim K is bellybutton...according to some internet experts. The gang discusses ratings books, radio reporting beepers and T.V. rating. Bryan is still concerned about Meta-verse children and finally, Bryan gets a request from a mother-son duo for a Monster Hunters review. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at 1-661-Best-2-Yo (1.661.237.8296) Watch Us on YouTube American Musical Supply is offering $20 off any purchase over $100 Take a Listen to The Jordan Harbinger show! Dumb People Town Is a Very Funny Podcast From Starburns Audio Use This Link For Unlimited Talk & Tex on MINT MOBILE! Special Thanks To Our Associate Content Producers: Tina Rose Big Will The Champ Marianne Duke Luke Gustavo New Episodes on Monday, Wednesday and now Fridays everywhere you listen to podcasts! 1-(661)-BEST-2-YO  | (1-661-237-8296) This episode is sponsored by American Musical Supply. Go Here and use promo code TCB to receive $20 off a purchase over $100. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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If everyone's always asking, what's up with Mountain Monsters and who killed Huckleberry? Well here's the answer, Crow Crow killed Huckleberry. This is one of our absolute favorite Mountain Monsters. I hope you enjoy. Episode 179 from earlier this season. Enjoy this flashback Friday on TCB and we'll be back Monday with brand new fresh episodes of the commercial break. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, question, Becky, you'll ever need guarantee hey my good friend. Hello. Hello again. Hello again. It's me

I think we should take some photos. We're gonna go take some promotional photographs. Yes next week Because the masses are calling for them. I think we just need to pump out promotional photographs so that our Tens of fans can see what what we're all about outside of the studio and One of the requests that about outside of the studio. And one of the requests that I've told the photographers, I'd please like my belly button, a Photoshopped out of all images. I don't want my belly button any part

of any images that we take. And since we're gonna be doing some crop tops and hauled the tops and tube tops and stuff like that, the photographer I think is gonna kindly follow my wishes. He said you pay an extra fifty bucks to get your belly button. Yeah. Photographed out. Who wants a belly button showing on any photograph? No, definitely not. You read about this hilarious shit. You don't even know talking about it. No, but I can only imagine. She started Ashy and took a photograph of her new,

you know, Jazzy G's, whatever. Jazzy G's sleeveless, armless, you know, flatware. What do they call that, shapewear? Oh, skims. Skims. Skims. What a brilliant name. Skims. So skimming the money off of your top of your checkbook with my shitty clothing wear.

She took a photograph in her new skims. And mysteriously, her belly button disappeared. Now she says it's under the skims, which is possible. I don't know. I'm not a Kim Kardashian expert. I don't know her belly button. Her belly button disappeared. Now she says it's under the skims, which is possible. I don't know. I'm not a Kim Kardashian expert. I don't know her belly button, Louise. I don't have a map of the Kardashian skin. But she even said, she said, this is ridiculous, guys.

The fuck are you talking about? My belly button is under the skims, but people, you know, the conspiracy theorists are like, you know, this girl has clearly Photoshopped out her belly button and well It's not out of the question to think that these than anything to do with the Kardashians are photo shop the Kardashians photoshop everything Yeah, they photoshopped a picture of their daughter at Disneyland and they had to like admit it They had to say yeah, you're right. We photoshopped a picture of your daughter. Yeah, what could you I mean I think that's a

So it's also man you factored it is that's why. I know. It's also man-new factored. It is. That's why as much as everybody loves the Kardashians, I cannot get into it for the life of me. I think it's so vapid and fake. And listen, cheers to them. They are billion dollar business women and they have done a really great job for themselves. But I cannot get into it because I see right through it and it doesn't.

I don't understand how anybody else. I know. I was talking to a and it doesn't, I don't understand anybody else. I know, I was talking to a friend this past weekend, you know, we're Kimmy. I went to go see her in Cincinnati, which was a lot of fun, by the way, but we were talking. That's a really good trip to Cincinnati. I was pleasantly surprised I had never been before.

I've been, I actually like it. Yeah, it was great, but we were talking and I just said, my God, what can you believe anymore when you see the no pictures? You can't believe anything. No pictures, no Instagram stories of people having the best time somewhere. It's also fake. Yeah. Oh, it's just on a phone call. And one of the guys had gone to an event where there was like a lot of influencers. And one of the big topics of conversation was that there was a bot traffic, like robot traffic. And one of the big topics of conversation was that there was you know bot traffic like robot traffic One of the presentations apparently said have robots taken over. Yes, they have

It's all bot traffic. I think it's all just fake is all just I don't think you can believe anything I don't think so on social media anymore at all Yeah, so I figure if you can't beat them join them And I think we should get our photographs highly touched up. Highly. Like hilariously touched up. I won't really, really long hand, like fingers. Long skinny finger, like, yes, a magnificent like fingers. I'm gonna get a bulge put in my jeans

that goes all the way down to my knee. Yeah. I'm gonna, my whole face is just gonna be smooth as I and dark and tan. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I wanna get, oh, like a super dark tan. I guess this is where avatars come into play, you know? You just go ahead and make whatever you want. If we were in the metaverse, then none of this would care.

My, I could have my meta-penance as meta-big as I wanted it. I think that's, I'm telling you, it's coming, it's coming, meta-pregnancies are coming. I dug into this and there are already people talking about this on the internet. Already people talking about me and my Meta girlfriend wanna have a Meta baby. How do we do this?

Somebody is gonna make this up, Chrissy. Oh yeah, no I hate that. Somebody is gonna make a Meta child and you're gonna have to meditate, carament. And that's all Meta bullshit to make this. Meta diapers. I'm gonna be the last guy to jump. I didn't even use my email address

until I got into internet marketing. Honestly, I didn't even know how to use it. I'm gonna be the last guy to jump. I didn't even use my email address until I got into internet marketing. Honestly, I didn't even know how to use it. I'm gonna be the last guy to get into MetaShit. I don't want to walk around with a bunch of all I see of these people in the Metaverse is them wearing these big clunky headsets, knocking into things, falling down, breaking their TVs, killing their kids. I mean, it just looks like a big fucking mess to me. And I think the truth. Their opening a store, a meta store meta, which

formerly Facebook is opening their own store to be able to introduce people to how it works because people know people have no fucking clue. Meta is betting big on meta. That's all you gotta say. But you can, but you can go to stores in the metaverse. You can buy clothing and the whole clothing designers that do nothing real estate. It's all getting crazy, man. I'll just dig with the podcast. We're gonna be like the radio guys 10 years from now. Radio's in still

in 400% of every house's 98% of people say they'd rather listen to radio than watch TV. Oh really? Oh really? Which stats tell you that? My own stats are made about, I don't believe that shit either. I was talking to someone about, like. Because you can manipulate the numbers. I'm going to someone about like Nielsen ratings and Arbachon ratings and stuff. Now people carry, it used to be that they would write in a book. Right.

For those of you that don't know, radio ratings used to be that they would give a book to somebody. They call it the, that's what they call it, the book. they would write peat they would give a book to somebody they call the best what they call it the book the ratings book is because they give you a book and they'd ask you every 15 minutes to write down what you were listening to and if you were listening to the radio so you get paid a certain amount of money for every 15 minutes that you were awake you'd write down exactly what you were doing what you were watching or what you were doing, what you were watching or what you were listening to. Then in the 2000s, in the Outs, in the Outs, I have a fellow English, please. In the Outs, they came up with this system

where you would wear like a beeper type machine. And that paper I mentioned. They were hard what you were listening to. There was a, like, yeah, ping. It was like a silent hum at a frequency for every channel. If you were in the arbitron system. And then the beeper would pick up that hum that you couldn't hear with the naked ear,

but then it would record how long you were listening to that particular radio station. But I think it's all just fucking bullshit. I mean, it was a guy, and there was a guy thinking since an adi, a famous radio disc jockey who got busted for handing like thousands of dollars of cash to people who had ratings books to for them to write all day long. And then there was another guy who got busted with one of the he had like a collection of the beepers and he was just setting them out in front of this radio show. I'm on a dog calling. It's all just fucking bullshit. He's

thinking there's really 53 million people following Kim Kardashian? There's probably 10 million people following Kim Kardashian. Other so a lot. Yeah, but they'll pay her. Yeah, you know, she gets paid a million dollars for each of those drops. Speaking of things that are unbelievable,

we had a request from one of our listeners I thought I'd comply to the request. Okay. Well, I don't want to lose that one listener. I'm afraid that our ratings are gonna go down. We're on Shakey Ground. Our ratings book is zero. zero point zero. Do you remember animal house? I remember the Mary, but did they say that? Animal House,

the Dean of Students calls all the boys in that are in this animal house and he's going through and saying I'm going to kick your fraternity off you know whatever for good Fairmontaremont College for good. Mr. Blutowski, who is the, who was John Belushi's character? Mr. Blutowski, do you have any idea what your creed point average is? And John Belushi's kind of gives this, you know, John Belushi look and he goes zero point zero.

That's what we're working with too. Yeah, that's commercial break. Zero point zero. I got a request from a listener that said, could you please, would you please do you mind if you might, do a monster hunters for me and my son? Good old mom and her son listening to the commercial break So I thought you're an idiot

Bonding moment. I just am picturing this like five-year-old like a fuck yourself. Mommy What's a Pizzle Can I really taste stuff with my balls? Can I really taste stuff with my balls? So I thought this one is for you Sandra and her son that remains unnamed But a couple weeks ago they did text and they said hey, can you do a monster hunters for us? That's what we would love it would be our pleasure to do a monster hunters We love monster hunters also here. We catch up with the boys in a cornfield You don't say you don't say

There's there in either a cornfield or a forest cornfield of forest or a swamp one of the three things But it's always in the eastern Kentucky area Because I think that's only legally where there are a lot of I think I think these kind of shenanigans are frowned upon in other parts of the the world But here they are is this the one with frowned upon in other parts of the world But here they are is this the one with the cornfield as is one of the cornfield I got two of them loaded up here just in case we need an extra one In case we get to it, but well at least finish this one. I promise These are the boys in the coin cornfield. You know the monster hunters hook buck chuck and

Larry and their cameraman Billy Fuck, I don't need Larry and their cameraman Oh Billy His belly Oh God, that didn't realize you're gonna do another one of these? Every time you guys do an episode, I end up sleeping on the couch Sorry Billy. That's okay. You got them out and do back there Hey everybody, it's that time in the commercial break when we take a short commercial break You know the drill by now, so I'm not going to drag on. DCBpodcast.com is where you go if you want to watch any of the videos or listen to any

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You know what would be nice with these videos? Sound. Oh yeah, that's always helpful. Yeah, because since it's a podcast, we'd have the sound. All right, here we go. What's that? What's that? What's that?

What? Ah. Ah. What? Ah. What? I sometimes say that to Joe. I know.

So old times. I say to people they don't know what I'm talking about. What? What? You know what I mean? Will he bail jumping the back? I want you guys giving us birds of you. Alright, when you start to want you guys in a V formation in the back of the cornfield, I'm gonna be appearing a round type formation. Yeah, I want you guys in the back. The edges of this corn. Hey, huh? See if we can't spot hot or maybe he'll see us hot

Come on out. Huckleberry. Huckleberry. Yeah, no, it's hook Huckleberry that one of the team members is lost with the camera I'm a cornfield Huck. Jumped an out here. When you say something, do you mean the whole camera crew, the lighting rig, or are you talking about something else? I just want to know what to be prepared for. Every time you guys say something like that, I shit my pants. I run the other way if you don't know. Dada, I'm not done with him. He's with us.

Can hear movement ever now, man. Even like a rustling in the court. Hey, I don't want to point out the obvious, but I think that might be your own feet walking around. I can hear it's on the rustling around in the court. Everyone's in a wow. This is amazing to me. Do you think people actually, by the way,

this show is still on. I didn't know that. I thought it'd been off the air for years. Now? They're still producing new episodes on the travel channel. Do you think that people actually sit home and watch this and are literally anxious? Like they're scared of what's gonna happen next?

Maybe. Do you think so? Yeah, but I think there's a high entertainer on you. I want to meet those people. Yeah, those are the people I want to have on our radio show on our little podcast Radio show arbitron arbitron we made shit up Huckleberry I can feel something coming up on the back here. Just be ready. Oh. Great camera work. Right, let's just swirl around.

By the way, Huckleberry is in the middle of a cornfield. The cameraman is as close to Huckleberry as he could possibly be. There is clearly a light, a big bright light on. So, and Huckleberry is carrying a shotgun, a rifle, which by the way, I mean, let's just be honest about it. If there was a real threat and any of these episodes, don't you think that someone would have been shot already? Like a creature would have been shot?

Yes, and they would have filmed it. There's an orb. Huckleberry! Huckleberry! Huckleberry! Dinner time! Chant time! I'm gonna have to wheel Jeff. Look a bird! Dinner time! Jam time! We caught a dolphin over here in the cornfield!

You got anything on a thermal? Where'd you go, fuck? Hey, Hank! Puckaboo! I'd only think I could think it's maybe in his mind. He thought he was taking a shortcut. Hey! What the? What the hell is this? I the only thing I can think is maybe in his mind he thought he was taking a shortcut Whoa what is that looks remarkably like a human being

Well those of you are listening to this where we catch it on youtube.com slash the commercial break for those of you listening to this What has happened is the writing down up the path inside of the cornfield. Like a gator? Yeah, what they have come up on is what looks like a man dressed as a scarecrow, but I mean, they're screaming all of what is there? What is that? It's a person. What do you think it is? Who in the hell? What? There's a man wearing a sheet.? Who in the hell? What? That was a man wearing a sheet.

Who's writing this script for this? Okay, when you guys see the scarecrow type figure, what I want you to do is you yell, what is that? A lot. Can you handle that? Let me get into character. What is that?

How's that? Yeah, that's good. That's good. Okay, now everybody else screaming at the same time, too. What is that? It's so stupid. What is that's good that's good. Okay now everybody else screaming at the same time to what is that So stupid what is that it's a person with a trench coat on yeah What was it? What was that? Look what a man wearing a mask!

We're driving along that corner. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. It looks like a man wearing a mask. I think that's exactly what it was. What was that? Hurry up, follow him. It's so stupid. So stupid.

For Huckleberry and all of a sudden right up in front of us. Oh! What the? Some man standing there. It looks like a damn scare crow. What the hell are they doing out here? I don't know, but we're gonna find out Go in easy. That's care crew took off right away. Go in easy. That's probably something

Bob there said many a time go in easy Go in easy we're gonna chase after him. Why not? That's the point of the show, isn't it? Get ourselves in more trouble. Like if you had seen a man, if you were really in the middle of a field, chasing whatever monster flavor of the day you're chasing, whatever part of the world you're in, and you saw a man with a mask on that looked super,

you know, intimidating, like a scary man with a mask that just runs into the field. A crazed man. Would you follow him? No. For what reason? No. It makes good television though, doesn't it?

Uh-huh. Cornfield. Hey, we need to get after him and figure out what the hell he's doing out here. We need to get after him and ask him a few questions. We're in the holding to the code of the monster hunter to get to the bottom of exactly why this man is wearing a trench coat in the middle of a cornfield I threw here guys right through here. We're not eggsucker go to man. He was moving like a rabbit when he jumped in here Looks like a man dressed up like a scarecrow. What was that thing anyway?

I ain't going to put a piece of shit. Listen, listen, listen You hear that? Those are scarecrow noises That's a scare crow if I've ever heard of that's an Eastern Kentucky crow crow That's a crow crow if I ever heard of it They've been around the walls of cavemen have been riding on the walls about the crow crow's for E-O They run through with their dickies on and their boots and they go hey, it's me It's the mating call of the crow crow Yes, it's the Clarkson County cocoa

What? It's in County Here's something running down through there Shhh, listen What was that? Whoa! I didn't expect that. How is that laughing?

Yeah. It's the crow crow. It's the crow crow. So what happened is they're in the cornfield looking for the crow crow, the Clarkson County crow crow, the 4c, the c times 4. They're looking for him and all of a sudden he comes out and he grabs Buck. He just grabs him from behind. And laughs. Hey guys all this screaming and turning around making it real hard to see the crow crow. What did you mind doing me a favor? Just stand still for one second.

Let me get a photograph of the crow crow, so I don't lose my job. What's there? What is it? What is it? What happened? What happened? I know this sounds amazing.

It's horrible. They're just layering noises together. Bap, bap, bap, bap, bap. Go, go, go, go, go, go. What is it? What is it? Bap, bap, bap, bap. Everyone's yelling at the same time.

I know. Get it. Get it. Get it. What is it? What is it? What is it? Everyone's yelling at the same time. I know. Get it! Get it! Get it! It was you had a round of place. You right in the back. Where'd it go?

It was Clare on a yonder. You're right, Buck. Yeah, I'm a yonder. It went clear on a yonder. It went clear on a yonder. If I'm like in the middle of a cornfield, I'm like, which way do they go? And you say, clear on a yonder. I'm going to be like, where the fuck is yonder?

Which is yonder? Is that a yonder? That yonder. Which yonder? How it, there's four possible yonder's, maybe eight. He got a new way. That's carcrow. Come here, you jack-

You f**k. He's going back into the corner. We're back in corner down here. He's going back up in again. What the hell is this out of my bitch doing? That's scarecrow? He runs like a white towel deer. I couldn't even get close to him. He hit me like a sledgehammer. Oh no, he's clinging to Jeff and almost stuck me down. Why are you yelling? Hey guys, am I supposed to be yelling too?

That sucker ran out of the way. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it.

I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to. Hey guys, am I supposed to be galing too? That sucker ran like a whitetail day. You notice that they always compare it to like an animal. He was jumping like a bunny when with some. He was running clear cross like a whitetail deer.

That was like, fuck on Red Bull. A victory, a victory juice, some guy that maybe heard they were coming to film and was like, look, you're really fuck with them. Yeah, you guys really want to. You guys really want to. Look at that scare crack. Really want to monster. Hey honey, go get the big scary blood stained cloak that I got out there.

You don't mind, grab me the scare crow hat from out in the corn field. I'm going to run around these boys punch one in the- I'm gonna run around like a white tail deer out there, see if they can catch me. He's running like a toad-toad slow! Listen, listen. Come on. Go, go, go. Back in there.

Back in there. Back here, I got something for you. Now we're mad and we're gonna hunt this punk now. Listen, what is that now we're mad and we're gonna murder him live on TV You've done fucked with the wrong monster hunters. We've got guns that may or may not have bullets in them Hard everybody goes silent no talking Move forward nice and easy. I thought you said no talking Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh't want to say anything? And by the way, which way is yonder? Hahaha.

Listen. Oh my gosh, they're still in the cornfield. This is some... Yeah, I... Somebody walk in about 20 yards a day. Let's go white-out. No, don't, King. We can hear some noise up ahead.

Lights out so we can't see where we're going and no talking so you don't know where the other person is. That way, if you shoot somebody, you won't be entirely sure that you're aiming in the right direction. Okay, great plan, Buck, let's go execute. Let's do it. And go.

Yeah. Run like a it. Man, go. Yeah. Run like a white deal, dude. There's a few rows over. That has to be that little creep of a scare crow. We're gonna slip in there and I'm gonna get some revenge. We're gonna slip in there and I'm gonna literally stab him to death. Oh, a creep. We're gonna slip in there and I'm gonna cut off his left leg with a saw.

Oh, that's Huckleberry. They're gonna shoot Huckleberry. Oh, you got kind of bad breath and I'm not sure about the shower situation. I can hear it move. He just take close to me. You got kind of bad breath and I'm not sure about the shower situation in your house, but it doesn't seem so good to me. If you don't mind, I'm gonna say coronavirus is this like the COVID-6. You don't want to be talking about it? It's like, I got some guy was talking about it on TV And by the way is anybody checked on the other right with guns and just make sure they're not also shooting in this direction I don't want to point out I think that's what's gonna happen

It's a little berry. It's a little berry Oh we kill the hockey very well Taco Barry. It's a double Barry. Oh, we killed a Taco Barry, where? It's a big issue. We lost another one. We lost another one. Casting call for monster hunter season 30. Long haired beard with a straw hat and a southern draw. We'll just call him a Taco Barry.

We lost the third Uncle Mary Unfortunately cro Croax It seems that everyone was a little confused as to where Yonder was and we just started shooting in the general Yonder direction Well, I'm very was over yonder yonder direction. Well, Huckleberry was over yonder. Huckleberry three. Huckleberry three. He was a good Huckleberry.

He was with us for half an episode. But he may not have been so great in this job. He got lost right away. We figured, well, there's another Huckleberry somewhere. Fear to strife. Huckleberry just Just a strong hat. Overalls with a whole knee. You know the type.

Someone called Travel Channel Casting. You tell them you get us a new Huckleberry. We'll edit it together. Let's see. Let's see. Coco. Coco. I can hear mocking. together. Let's listen, let's listen. Coco!

Coco! I can hear a mocking. It's over here. It's just like an episode of... It's just like an episode of Sanford and Sonner's. I'm even how cheap that you could just find a corn field and throw away. That's what I've been saying this whole time. Is a travel channel could do this forever You just find an empty field. Maybe owner 50 bucks say we're gonna be screaming a lot

We'll have two maybe three camera guys If you find a body don't worry about it. It's just part of the shooting. Perfectly normal to throw some turnover. Makes for great corn fertilizer. You'll get eaten by the crow crow, don't worry about it. It's gonna be that scary crow. I wanna get him this time. We're gonna get him this time.

What does Huckleberry do? It's like he's counting the heads of corn. He's like, one, two, there's a lot of corn here. Three, four, do you think the mind if I take one? I know, he's just pointing. I know, he's just pointing. He's like, I'm getting kind of hungry. Which one is ease, looks good.

By the way, have you ever had raw corn? It's most of it's used for gasoline it's disgusting oh my god yeah oh tearing off yep oh yeah yeah here we go yeah they're all gonna meet in the Yeah, they caught Huckleberry. Yeah, they caught Huckleberry. Another case solve here at Monster Hunter. But this one in the book's boys, he did our job lost Huckleberry we found Huckleberry. I got assaulted by Crow Crow And in these other five years of therapy for the Crow Crow attack but at least found a Huckleberry But I'm gonna do a new one. Yeah, no, no, no, we didn't kill him. We just maimed him. He looks he looks

Huckleberry looks like he's been drinking too much mooch. Yeah Where you been spoon face Where'd you go to tip of where nose? Where'd you go to, Tupiwara knows? This is... ... I was chasing the crow crow with Billy over here. I told him we should have left the lights out. I don't know what everybody's thinking about.

It's Hawk. He jumps out at us, we about shoot each other. Don't let anybody fool you. Hawk, he can move like a ninja. I don't know that he's moving like a ninja. He's moving like my mom with her walker. I think he's moving more like a ninja. I don't know. I got a pigeon with a broken wing. Ha ha ain't gonna believe what we had happen to us tonight. We get our ass!

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and a female crow crow will lay down for the night with it is said that the crow crow can be suved by the sound of Netflix turning on and a large double cheeseburger from McDonald's I'm not a big fan of the I'm not a big fan of the I'm not a big fan of the I'm not a big fan of the I'm not a big fan of the I'm not a big fan of the I'm not a big fan of the I'm not a big fan of the

I'm not a big fan of the I'm not a big fan of the I'm not a big fan of the I'm not a big fan of the I'm not a big fan of the I'm not a big fan of the 300 episodes in and Huckleberry said something I agree with Huckleberry number three. Don't take no shit He's had enough and so have I I want to get back to craft services. They have mac and cheese. I'm really into Stuff like a scarecrow out here. This happened for a reason. It's keep working this way Keep guys pale Huckleberry to get back with you brother

Well, it's good to know that, uh, that buck, the guy leading the charge here, it's good to know that he's a spiritual person. He is, everything happens for him. Everything happens for a reason. Exactly. If we hadn't been here shooting this ridiculous show in the middle of the court, we would have never saw Crow Crow in real life.

We saw a man running around. That, I don't say that, Hodeley. He's the Clarkston County Crow Crow. He's come down off his stick to make friends Well, that was not real not do you hear that? That's sound effect that's you hear that. That's the Kmart special life Do you hear that that That's an iPhone. Over there near the trailer, where we shoot our show.

Oh, just gonna text. You hear that? I got a calendar invite. Motor or something? Do you hear that? My Facebook messenger is going off. Do you hear that? A clubhouse room is opening. I'm kind of running. That's gotta be that guy with a square crow. You hear that? A clubhouse room is opening. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha much. Everyone's yelling. I know. He especially yelled. I mean, they all yell, but he is, I got 11 all the time. He is like my son. He's like, he's at an 11, but I think that's the like purposefully increase the stress level. Right. Yeah. This is supposed to make you anxious and scared.

It's really just funny to me. Yes. We said that son of a good old fire. What? They're gonna set that son of a gun on fire. Jesus. Look, go up like hey. Things have gotten really the old the old monster hunters back in the beginning of this. They were just having fun. They just wanted to see something. Now they're up for revenge. They are Easy easy let's all 12 of us pack into this golf card all three hundred thousand pounds of us

And see how quick we can chase after Me is the crow crow in a scare in a golf car. Yes, geez The crow crow knows. The crocro knows what's up. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, a hot dog, a monster, a packer. Marvel Grids. That's what a Hillbilly tree is. You never got a Hillbilly tree? I'll give you one a little bit later. Oh, man.

A Hillbilly tree. If there's not a definition for it, we will make one of them. Yes, we will make one of. Yes we will. You do it, I'm jumping with you. That's it, it's a very old getting stop. I will put the boat going. Get away. They're getting away. They don't get away. Get away.

Oh my gosh, you run a f***ing thing. They got one of them high for poorness. I think it's got to be a thousand cents. He's got a high for four. He's got one of those hundred thousand dollar golf carts. You see down in Gabo, St saying Lucas. This is Gearcrow. The Croc-Colaxon County Croc Crow makes better money than I do and I got a television show. I perform.

I perform it. How are we gonna catch here? He's gone right, he's gone right, he's gone right. I don't even see it. Uncle Barry you run like a white tail deer. Get out and chase him. He's tail lights anymore. Where'd he go? He's coming out of sight. Where is it? He's gone. He's out of here. How fast does that stuff a bit?

How did he get away? Where did he go? How did he get away? You're the fucking golf cart. My son got out running a golf cart. And then you have five three hundred pound men Physics I don't know the laws of motion. I'm not sure That's odd besides gone what he's driving souped up and one

As well over way Well, please you recognize that. Turn this way. He didn't go over the hill this way. They didn't send a tarmer tracks out to here. I mean that's more of this fast faster. He's going to comb some more. They need to be a big old hole because I'm back. He's bailed down. Oh, I don't want to be a big old hole. What antidote can I use here? Oh, what antichode can I use here? This show is full of anecdotes. As big as as fast as... Smart as an ninja, fast as a white tail deer, bouncing like a bunny, whole like a Titanic.

I mean, I can't pick up anymore. He's going to the holler because that's where he wax off. If you remember for 300 episodes ago, he said he used to go to the holler, my own cell. The boys used to go to the holler and do boy things. What exactly were those boy things?'m not sure one can speculate I'll tell you right now what those boy things are Surather disturbing There's a tree over a billion tree. Yeah, there's a there's a There's a tree over by the hour we call it the candle because it looks like it's surrounded with wax, but it's not wax because it looks like it's surrounded with wax. But it's not wax.

Oh my God. Oh my God. It's the wax of life, if you know what I mean. It's got a gross. But I don't know something about the smell. It's me all excited. And I'm gonna go whacking in the hauler. I gotta go whacking on the wagon tree.

I gotta go whacking on the wackin tree. It's almost disrespectful not to whack at the wackin tree. Faker respects. He gotta pay your respects. You gotta add to that. Every time it rains, it watches the waves. He gotta do it again. The whole town comes out of Safari. Cat rule. This is been one of the craziest hunts I've ever been on.

Then we got all jacked up when that scared crow started his shenanigans, but at least we found Huck. We also did a bunch of go game. We'd also been doing math for seven to 12 months. But at least we found Huck. We don't have to get ourselves a new hook. Well I was just cross hanging up on the limb the way it was. Yeah. There it is.

Oh! Why was there a fire in that bone? What? There was fire in it. Oh what? What do you what how did you say that? How do you spill that what is a fire Is that a fire oh

We didn't see that part no So we got it let's go over the evidence Let's recap. All right. We have a gold chain hanging from a stick. That's really weird. And a barn fire. A barn fire is not normal. And these parts, man. A man pranking the monster hunter. The Clarkson County Crow Crow riding $300,000.

She's golfing. Mini G Pringler. I don't know how we got away But he did Meanwhile, we had a golf cart from the local municipal golf carts that we borrow on a budget Don't you know travel channel cut our budget last year The last local Barry they had to pay some insurance claim or something. I don't know. It was all complicated. I thought it was a clean murder, but I guess not.

They said no murder is. They had to bring in the lawyers from Lexington, Kentucky, big old city. City slickers came in and ruined everything. Yeah, this flushing blood. Exactly. And I want to know why he was out here messing with us. There's something or missing. Let's get out of here.

And maybe it's the video evidence of anything. Yeah, that's good. Maybe it's a scientist or someone to verify any of your bullshit. I don't know. Something's missing. I don't know Something's miss I feel like every episode of Monster Hunters could probably end this way You could probably you could probably say something's missing. Yeah, like any actual evidence I don't know just like one real piece of video or audio that would conclude any of this actually happened. No, huh? any of this actually happened? No? Huh? And...

Semantics. You know, there's a big sign in the trailer. The film in trailer that says, Evidence is overrated. There's no I&D and Evidence is overrated. Yeah, it says, if you want the truth, go to the commercial break. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha brain. Yeah, there's shows about as real as our show. I love the love these monster

hunters. They're so good. How can you how can you how can you get enough? I mean, two. Yeah. You can never get enough of the monster hunters. And so we did that for Sandra and her son. I hope Sandra and her son are satisfied that we have appropriately given you the laughs and giggles that you're used to, the giggle factory over here. I love one of our recent reviews. You're too fucking silly for my taste.

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They hate you. They give you five stars. I don't know. Maybe it's Apple. Maybe Apple will love you. Maybe if you don't leave the stars, they just give you five stars with the review. That's true.

Yeah, I don't know. Who knows? They maybe they go zero stars and the Apple's like, nope, five stars. Thank you, Apple. Thank you very much. OK, well, listen, I guess that's like, no five stars. Thank you, Apple. Thank you very much. OK, well, listen, I guess that's all we can do today. Another fun-filled episode, the afternoon version

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