The Commercial Break - Bruised Fruit & Bad Dates

Episode Date: August 3, 2022

When someone asks to you to bring a shopping cart worth of groceries on a first date...you may want to take a rain check! But on the Love Connection the show must go on. Bryan and Krissy review one of the strangest dates ever on the show. Bryan attends the Chris Rock concert in Atlanta. The lottery payout was an estimated $1.2 BILLION and one person won it all! The curse of the lottery will ensure the winner is left with nothing Bryan has a plan to avoid the lottery curse if he should ever win Krissy has been on one blind date and cannot recall if she ghosted the guy or not A Love Connection episode is reviewed and it's a doozy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

So you have this great job that helps you meet women. Yeah, are you a bartender or a disjocke or a what? Better, better. A part time I promote for rock and roll bands on the sunset strip. And I just have the option and just meet women all day. I love it. Have any of these women that you've met ever turned into a serious relationship or is it all just kind of superficial?

It's superficial, but I've got to tell you, if I've had like 40-50 like one night stands all day. I love it. On this episode of the Commercial Break... Take the commercial break! In the clean. Yeah, look at the commercial break. Chrissy, I just couldn't handle it anymore. The pressure got too much. No, it says nothing to do with me winning the lottery. I think the queen, yeah. Look at the person right. Chrissy, I just couldn't handle it anymore.

The pressure got too much. No, it says nothing to do with me winning the lottery. I just want you to know, during charge of the commercial break. There's a $100,000 bill for billboards. It's $10 a month. OK, so set up my friends and they say, I think this guy is good for you. Right.

I think in their matchmaker, and they probably told you, I've done this like 12 times and like 10 of them have worked out two of them are married. That's a great guy. Yeah, yeah, he's such a great guy. Such a great guy. I just got out of prison yesterday. He just makes his champ. He's got to wipe the slate clean.

The one that I can do crazy things with like it's going to need to be. Oh, so that's it. Yeah! I can do myself it. Seriously! Woo! Oh, you're hot! I'm gonna pick you up.

I'm gonna eat my mind! The next episode of the Commercial Break starts now. Come back to another episode of the Commercial Break. I'm Brian Green. This is the director of Cinematic Services. Kristen Joy, hold the best in you, Kristen. That's a you, Brian. You're all there in the podcast universe.

Thanks for joining us on yet another episode of this the commercial break It's not for everyone but fact news or fiction is guaranteed in 30 seconds or less or your money back Go to the brand new TCP podcast dot com to collect your winnings Good luck my friend It's not as much as that one billion dollar lottery. Oh $1 billion lottery. Oh, we- Situation. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha out of your money. Yeah. That's what happens with all the lottery. It is. Why is I have always it seems so. Replete to me, but I don't I don't understand how I mean I guess I understand when you have a broke mentality you're always going to be broke. Yeah. Right. Which is why

the commercial break can't make a fucking dime to save money. We still got the offer on this able though five dollars a piece and we will take ourselves off the RSS. Not in this for you. We're in it for ourselves. But everybody goes rogue after they win the lottery. Do you think you could go rogue with a $1.2 billion though? I would hope not. I mean, people didn't get a financial advisor right away.

Ashtard and I were talking about this yesterday, we're talking about people who make money, like famous people, because we went to a Chris Rock last night, in Atlanta. What a, he is at the height of his comedic powers. And I think that the slap heard round the world last night. In Atlanta. What a, what a, he is at the height of his comedic powers. And I think that the slap heard round the world.

It's just invigorated him that much more. And he didn't talk much about it. He said some things, but not a lot. Nothing, nothing news worthy. Yeah. You had to put your phone in that fucking yonder case. So the strange thing was, is you could only pay attention to Chris, because there was no one video, you know, like people that go to concerts and they spend the whole fucking

concert. You got to watch the concert through somebody else's phone now because of the fucking idiot in front of you wants to goddamn livestream it to his two people on YouTube that just like the commercial break does sometimes. Actually, we're streaming right now. But Chris, I think he's doing a Netflix special. So he says, na na na na. I'm gonna get the money, not you. I'm not gonna let everybody watch my act on YouTube and rightfully so.

Yeah, rightfully so Jack White does the same thing, where you have to put the phones in the case. Oh, I think I remember that. Yeah, yeah, okay, so we go in and they give you the onter case and then they magnetically lock it and you can't get to it. But they say beforehand, they say put the vibrate on for anybody important, like a baby said something. Put your settings so it vibrates and then someone can call you.

Well my phone, I forgot that watch too. Well you can't put the, they take your Apple watch off too. Oh they do, they didn't do that watch out. They said put the watch in there. So anyway so I'm like okay good idea. Let me put it on do not disturb and I'll put my settings so that if Graham on Graham will call me then I'll feel a vibration, right? We'll feel a vibration. Yes. Well, I forgot to fucking turn on Do Not Disturb so my phone was vibrating the entire day of night and that's just freaking out.

What did I do and I'm like, ah, it's probably, holy. It probably was. So, so we go to we go to Chris Rock last night, we're kind of talking about how much money Chris Rock might have as a human being, right? And I'm saying, oh, got at least $100 million. At least $100 million. And she's like, is that really rich? Do you think that's really rich? And I said, I think anything over 50 is really rich.

Like you're really rich at over $50 million. But once you get to $100 million, you're like stupid rich. And if you get above $150 million, I think you have to be a moron to spend that in a lifetime. You really would. And lots of people do, but I'm saying, I don't think, I mean, I say that.

I probably dump it all into podcasts, equipment and wires. I provide more billboards. Exactly. Square. Somebody texted me. Somebody texted me. And I don't believe them.

I don't believe them. I don't believe them. They saw it. Here it is. You want to hear it? Yes, please. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on there spending money that he doesn't have on all kinds of different methodologies and early on in the show. Like we're talking if we started this. Like our first couple of weeks. April of, if we started April 15th of 2020, Brian on April 21st on 2020 was buying billboards across the nation.

Right in the middle of lockdown. Yeah, right is lockdown started because everyone is out on the streets. Look at it. Billboards. So I bought this is out on the streets looking at billboards So I bought this thing called blip. They were billboards where you could buy 15 or 20 seconds And then you pick your location or your specific billboard And so I bought them across the country because we had no listeners I figured I'd be able to see if somebody was listening because of the billboard because we had zero listeners So if I put a billboard in Kansas and someone showed up on Kansas that day, then I knew that it was working. It works. It's just none of those people ever stuck around.

The show was so awful. It still is, but you know, okay. So anyway, so I said last week, hey, last Friday, whenever was last Monday. I said, hey, listen, if you saw one of those billboards, I'd love to hear from you. Okay, someone named Jay wrote in and he says, Brian, you were talking about whether or not I had seen

a billboard of yours during the early days of the show. Yes. While I wasn't a listener back then, I actually did see one of your billboards in Southern Illinois for the commercial break early on and I remember connecting the dots once I started becoming a listener just thought you'd like to know that it didn't it had no influence on my life listen to the show but once I saw the logo of the show

and started listening I put I connected maybe it gave it some legitimacy yeah it's some fault legitimacy. Yeah, it's some fault. Yeah, legitimacy. Well, you know, we'll be digging ourselves out of that hole for a long time. Congratulations to me. Chris Rock was so, so anyway, $1.2 million, you got to be an idiot to spend all that. But here's what happens. You're uncle, your grandma, your mom, Tony from high school, now has one wooden leg and a bad eyeball and he's gone his third divorce.

He's just tried to get his new company started where he, you know, yeah. He's got a brand new. He will crawl out of the woodwork. That's right, he's got a brand new application, he's got a brand new device that feeds paper into your fax machine. What's the fuck, a fucker?

And he needs a million dollars to get this puppy off the ground. You're like, oh fuck, I did bully Jack. I did make fun at Jack. I took his girlfriend in high school. So I guess I gotta give Jack a million dollars. And then I'm like, I can't sue. I mean, I can't let an sue go hungry. I guess I gotta give her a million dollars.

And then the charities, they all come knocking at your door. That's why when you win in lottery like this, the best advice that I think anybody could ever get. First of all, don't say your fucking name until the lawyer, until you talk to a lawyer first. And I think that's the case right now, right? We don't know who it is. No, because he's probably doing the smart thing

or the advised thing, which is hold onto that thing tight. Don't say a word, don't even tell your wife. Don't tell your wife. You gotta tell the wife. No, you don't tell your wife. Because then then thing then shit gets crazy. How could you not when you just won 1.2 billion?

Because when 1.2 billion dollars comes into the next- You would tell Astrid. No, I might be afraid that I get murdered. Like, maybe not her, but like, whatever, long lost cousins or something. Comes to the house and puts a bullet in my head and then she has to take it. And then what do I do?

And I'm not telling anybody, I'm going straight to the lawyer and I'm gonna say, give me the breaking bad package. I need the breaking bad, where they like, you change your identity, you cut your hair, you give yourself tattoos you never had before, and you meet a vacuum cleaner salesman out in the middle of Arizona in the desert,

and he picks you up, and all you can carry is like nothing. You have to carry one change of clothing, and underwear, basically. And then he puts you in the vacuum van, and then he sends you down to vacuum, puts you in the vacuum van, and then he sends you down to Mexico and you start a brand new life, as like, you know, Jason born or something like that. Okay, I feel like that's a little extra. No, it's not.

It's the thing you have to do. And then I'm telling you, and then, then you'd be sneaky about it, right? You live in a village, and a really small hut with no running water or electricity for five to ten years. But, but you, but you secretly buy like yachts and stuff like that through, you know, you use your children's name and like maybe a friend or your neighbor's name. I mean, this sounds as if you were actually doing something like this is illegal money. No, it's not illegal money. It's perfectly legal. That's why it's great. It's because it's not, but no one knows because you don't even have electricity and you smell really bad. Yeah, you just disappeared and the local people are like, the fuck is up with that guy?

He's like, I don't know another homeless green girl. Yeah, you're fucking, you know. Right in from the law. Yes, but then after five to 10 years of just blaying low, and now you've got a different identity, maybe you put on three or four hundred pounds, right? And then you have someone wheel you to your yacht, and then one day you just make a mysterious appearance

in the middle of like a pizza, and you land in your private jet, and then you go to your yacht and then you sail the middle of the ocean with a couple hot models and that's it. That's it. It's done. I don't understand why people don't do this. I got a perfect plan. I had it all planned out.

By the way, we bought five lottery tickets. That's what I was thinking about it. And listen, you tell the kids, you send them a $50 check for their birthdays and a $100 check for Christmas and you say, Daddy loves you very much. And someday, someday I'll invite you to the yacht. You can see me there. Yeah, someday I'll invite you to the yacht.

But not today, does that want to spoil you? Yeah, I don't want to spoil you. So I'm just going to, I want you to live a normal life without a father. And then, then I'll pick you up in the yacht someday in your 20s. You can you can be it'll be impressive I'll be a lot bigger than I am now. Well you send me $50 for birthdays and a hundred for Christmas Well, I'll see we got a contract so I think things might get a little more complicated. You may never hear from me

Take the commercial Take the commercial break! I can't believe you. Yeah, the commercial break. Chrissy, I just couldn't handle it anymore. The pressure got too much. No, it says nothing to do with me winning the lottery. I just want you to know, during charge of the commercial break. There's a $100,000 bill for Bill Bord.

It's $10 a month. Oh, so Jay saw the billboard. Jay, I don't believe you have a congression. Hey, shit. I don't believe. I don't believe him. How would you remember that? That's too crazy.

Maybe because it was such a bad billboard. It was horrible. I actually went back and looked at the creative after we talked about it. It was bad. I literally took the podcast cover and I wrote an absurd comedy podcast on the bottom. The problem is, is that our logo is so tiny that you'd have to be standing on the billboard. You'd have to repel up the billboard or you'd have to be dead, stop the traffic and magnify your iPhone 30 times. Listen, okay, so we're not the greatest at marketing, but we've done a pretty good job for ourself, I think.

I think so too. Don't you think so? Yeah, I said too. Well, there you go. If we both agree on it, it is so. You've been on blind date. I think I asked a question before. I have been on a blind date before.

It had to go. What's the story there? Yeah, I mean, it was fine. I didn't turn out to really have a connection, but. You didn't have a love connection, Chrissy? I have a love connection. So I mean I did it once. So was it set up by your friends or was this like a Tinder thing? Yeah, it was a set up by friends.

Okay, so set up by friends and they say I think this guy is good for you. Right. I think in their matchmaker and they probably told you, oh I've done this like 12 times and like ten of them have worked out two of them are married. Such a great guy. Yeah, yeah, such a great guy. Such a great guy. I just got out of prison yesterday. He just needs his chance. He's got a white, we got a white, this late clean. Yeah, he listened. He's such a great guy and if you could just move out of his mom's house,

I feel like at 40 years old, he's really good at, he's gonna blossom. I feel like at 40 years old, he's really gonna blossom. Listen, he's such a great guy, but insist on driving yourself and don't give him a key to your play. Exactly. So, but it just wasn't any connection, huh? No, it was a connection. So how did it end? Like what?

We went to dinner and I think it just, the dinner got done and I laughed. That was it. You didn't say like, hey, see you later. Oh, I mean, we said goodbye. But I mean, do you guys like talk about what are not you gonna see each other again? I don't think so.

This is so long ago too. I can't remember the exact details, but it did try it. But the blind date was just dinner. It was. Okay, so you've never been on like an impressive blind date where a guy like, put a picnic together for you or plan something outrageous or special or anything like that.

No, I've been on dates like that but not a blind one. No, I've been on a blind date like that either. I guess it would be my response to this. I've been on a couple of blind dates and they're all like, hey, you want to meet me at the bar for a buttlight? But they were all tender. They're all tender. Right. To be fair, you know, you're working with a certain, you're working in a certain parameter when you're working on tender. It's not like, you know, tender is the place where you go to, you know, tender is the place where you go to get fucked. Just want to try to say crazy.

I guess that. And I did not. I go, one of them ended up in a tree and I had to have a fire to fire. I come like a cat. I get her out. You like a cat. That's so weird. One of them was hot to trot fire department come like a cat. I had to get her out. She was like a cat. That's so weird. One of them was hot to trot.

Too hot to trot. So hot to trot that the bartenders were like, you gotta get out of here. And then the third one, we instantly became friends. Like it just became friends. Even before we went on the Tinder date, I was already a friend. She was already telling me about other dates

that she was going on and asking me my advice. So it was like, this is no fun. I guess I'm out. But I still wouldn't matter for coffee and the lady was perfectly lovely. But before Tinder, we had just a few ways to get ourselves into a blind date. That's true.

And one of them was one of our favorite shows here at the commercial break, which is of course, Chuck Woolery's The Love Connection. Yes. Yes. Thank you. Thanks for tuning into yet another episode of this The Commercial Break. Chrissy and I have some exciting news for you, the listening audience. We're turning Fridays into BTY Fridays.

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Sponsors let's take a few minutes to hear from those sponsors and then we'll be back to this episode of the commercial break So I was trolling on the internet I like to do Chrissy. I know you know that. I think take a listen. I found it. I found a fantastic episode I love the love connection of the love connection And I would like now to share it with you as our blind date. I'd like to share It's so sweet. It's Jeff still doing those PUA content conferences over there By the way the wide-brion 3000 conferences getting filled up. I've already had too much

I'm saying I'm in a wide-brite 1000 conferences getting filled up. I've already had two nights. That's right. I'm in a library 3000 conference. Go listen to a library 3000, understand what we're talking about. Okay, let's turn on the old TCBinator here. Let's do it. Oh, look at that.

Okay, here we go. Love connection, by the way, for those of you that do not know. I mean, really, you don't know about the love connection. Here's what the love connection was. The love connection was a television show in the 80s and the 90s hosted by a guy named Chuck Wallery. He sat on a couch, a guest would sit on a couch, a man or a woman. They would come on and they would have three choices

of people that they could take out on a blind date. The choices were made either by the audience or by themselves depending on which way you wanted to go. I think it's both, right? Well, you and the video, the video where the people talk to you. Okay, so let's say Brian comes on, right? And another person chose, but then they go back to talk about it and then the audience.

You can have the audience choose first. Two slides. Yes, but it happens very rarely. Very rarely, yes. You can have the audience choose. So you lose, get a shot at it first, who they would like. Three choices. You watch a little video montage of, you know,

some answers to questions, you know. Well, how's your past relationship life been? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Why don't you like to do on a first date? Yeah. Have you ever been to prison? Ha, ha, ha, ha. And then you, you were, Brian, if I'm the guy,

on the couch at the particular moment, and I would pick one of those young ladies to go out to do a date with, I would go on a date, there were no cameras, so I would have to come back and sew with the young lady and we would report on the date. Now as you can imagine, sometimes things went well and sometimes things were an absolute absolute train wreck. But in 1985, train wreck is a different definition than a train wreck is now. Now it's like, you know, somebody got it.

You know, I don't know. So we had a five way in the middle of a feed my park and got arrested, but you know, back then it was just things didn't go well and we ended up leaving. Yeah. So. Somebody was rude or something.

Somebody was rude. Yeah, but it's all danced around and the audience is so pure and untainted by everything that's happened with the internet. Oh, I know. So everyone's getting all excited. Any little talk of any kind of sexual in you endo and the audience goes wild well, Chuck she showed up with a skirt above her name She showed her name, oh she showed her name. That's like the tips of the leg

The knees are the two leg tips. So we've done a couple of these. We've done two or three of these. And now I'd like to present to you fourth one because I'm very excited about Chuck Woolery and Love Connection. By the way, I've seen every single one of these episodes because about a year ago in the middle of the pandemic, I went fucking loony too. I decided to watch every love connection

ever and I'm still amazed they're great okay here we go the host of love connection Chuck She lost 137 pounds recently. She's only 25. That's what I was saying. She looks like7 pounds recently. She only 25. That's what I was saying. She looks like she's 52. I've noticed that about a lot of people in the 80s. A lot of people in the 80s look so old.

I think it's like the hair. Or do you think they're lying about their age? Because it's not like now where you can check on the internet and see how old somebody is. Yeah, this lady's 47. How's every weekend that she says that she has to be dating most men after about four months and she claims that she's juggling about five different and right now

please welcome Rebecca that's a lie with a result of the DNA test are in and uh... they found that that's a lie why is she going on the show that? Like if she's struggling five times. She's a show off. Yeah, she's a show off with her bird hair. Look at that hair. It's so awful.

It's just an extra above the head. 80s, I'm sorry, but 80s were the worst time for female hair. For hair, yeah. In MN2, really. Yes. She even have much moustacheos and the whole nine yards. All it's just bad. Yeah.

Where were we thinking? The 70s and the 60s and the 50s? You know, in the 60s and the whole nine yards. All it's just bad. Yeah. Where were you thinking? The 70s and the 60s and the 50s? You know, in the 60s and 70s, you just let it fly and the 50s, you had the greasers and the, you know, they had the cool haircuts. Yeah, the curls. Yeah, the curls.

Yeah, the curls. And then in the 80s, everyone just decided to take a spray and have their own head. I mean, that's what it looks like. What a Chris Rock. It's like Chris Rocks. Donald Trump looks like he got his haircut in a cotton candy machine. It's very, it's very wispy.

Wispy. Oh man. Ben Consellos. And you know, nothing says I like to party like a skirt on the bottom and a suit jacket. I know, it's everywhere. Juggling five men. Yeah. Get strong arms for that. I know.

I mean, joke there, guys. It's a joke. Anybody? Hello? get strong arms for that. No, I know, I'm really, I'm gonna have to joke there, guys. It's a joke. Anybody? Hello? It's a joke. It's a joke. It went through my mind.

I don't think it shot me. It's one of those things you should have just swallowed and forgotten. Are they all kind of the same type? What? It's swallowed and forgotten. Well, uh. Today we all be like, that means, cheers, man.

You got coming, you know. Back then, they're like, ooh, you made a funny. These guys. No, there's one that's really a lot of fun. There's one that's debatable that I like doing debates with. Oh, there's got to be a lot of

debatable. And I like doing debates with. Debates with. There's one that's gonna chemistry and one that's a baby. It's a baby. And I like doing debates with it. It's a baby. It's a baby. There's one that's gonna chemistry and one that's gonna math and there's one that I like to do debate comes. It's like, I don't know. It's like grumpy, sleepy, sneezey and snoozy. You know what I'm talking about, Chuck?

That's why I'm here in the love connection. I need to find a six-divate partner. The fuck is she talking about? That's not what debatable means. Or maybe it is, I don't know. If I say, if I say, you know, my relationship with you is debatable, right? Does that mean we're debating? No. That means that I'm wondering whether. On the fence. It's a lady is that I don't know. I got questions about this lady.

That takes very good care of me and spends a lot of money on me. And there's one that you just can do. There's one that's a millionaire and he just showers me with gifts and attention. There's one that's a great lover. He's got a 16 inch penis and we have great sex all the time. There's another one that literally will do anything that I say. I'll call up and be like, can you pick up my dry cleaning and make me coffee in the morning? He's like, yeah, sure. And that's why I came to love connection Chuck.

So weird. I think things like, can you dipping with? What did I do? Oh! Oh, God, that no-just did it. Ah! I can't eat any dipping. They did it, God! They did it!

They did it! They did it! We could see the rest of those! I could see people just like passing out in the crowd. I need medical attention. My pale gene Lee here passed out. You said, skin it, hip. We didn't expect this was going to be po-no graphic.

Now, out of those five guys and those five descriptions, which one do you spend most of the time with? The one that I can do crazy things with like it's gonna eat a thing. Oh, so not that. Yeah! Why could be myself there? Seriously! Woo!

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and settle down and just have kids and stay with one. They gave me my shallow personality check. Many desire to do that? No, not for a long time. No. I've been close to getting married to any of my life. Yes, I was. I was supposed to get married to Summer of 1988.

Yeah, you didn't have to give us a day, lady yet. Summer of 88. By her estimate, she would have been 12. That's summer of 88. You know what I'm saying? She's only 25 years old and she's, she, three years ago, she almost got married. Well, I guess it's 22.

How much did we weigh December of 1988? Shock. What the fuck, shock? Is that what you ask a lady? How much did you weigh? Things were so weird back then. I know. Yeah.

You just talk about how fat people are. How fat were you back then? Yeah. How much did you weigh? Things were so weird back then. Yeah, you just talk about how fat people are. How fat were you back then? Yeah, how much did you weigh? So, how's your husband a big fat hero, my husband? He also is different, just so different. Yes. 1988, I was size 24 and I weighed a little bit over 260 pounds. Oh, she was a badass brother.

She must have taken all the water and splashed it on the pool when she was doing that skinny dip and you know what I'm talking about? It's 1984. We can say anything we want. So now this guy you're going to marry was your little tiny skinny guy or ribbit fat guy. He's asking about my god. The hell's going on here? Yeah, or big I can just see a producer out there like

like this is 2022 Literally the tweets would have you off the air in two sections. Oh, yeah, for sure I'm watching that morning show and I'm just imagining all those people would react to this commentary Um art I was well thin and he was thin and through the relationship, people kind of gradually... You were way into oblivion. Literally had mac and cheese three times a day. You laid your way into oblivion. You were almost dead because fat people don't exist.

In 1985. We kind of just got fanned together. We're back on a green letter audience Tuesday, April. It's so incredibly insensitive, but though he's lying and questioning there. We're going to meet him right now. We're going to see the three men they had to choose from. First, there's Glenn.

He's thinking seriously about dying his hair black. No idea why. He's a ready station sales manager. He's thinking about jumping off a bridge. We've been there. We have. Radio station sales manager. Right below, I don't know.

Is that in fact, is that our former manager? That's right. That might be, it looks like him, doesn't it? That's how he met his wife. Not the love connection. Of course, in 1986 or 85, being a radio sales manager might have been the best thing in town. Oh my God. They were party-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a right to the 85 the shit was hot right? That's the only one of the only two ways you could find new music was either through rolling stone or one of the magazines or radio.

Or I guess MTV was around that too. Yeah. There's Brett, he works 50 hours a week, goes to school, but he could still find plenty of time for the right quality. I want this Brett, Brett's 26th, Brett looks 53. Brett does look older.

Brett's still the right. Brett's still the school. He should be like, it's his third doctorate. What's going on, Brett? Good. Finally, Jerry claims that women tell him and he has the best legs on the planet. Oh, yeah.

He's a radio announcer. I'm a radio announcer, and I got these smooth, silky legs sitting right out here into the studio table. That's right, would you like to see him in a pair of high heels? Feedfinder.com. I got great legs, but I mom used to say that to me. She'd be like, you have the cutest legs, Brian.

And I'd be like, what the fuck does that mean, mom? They just like, they're feminine, but in a manly way. It used to be like, what? Feminine in a manly way. I don't even understand what that means. One of my mom's two compliments was, you have a lovely set of legs and you have a cute little butt.

There's two things that my mom would say to me, both of which I'd never understood. It's like I have no butt. And my legs don't look girly, Mom. Okay, you're gonna find out which man you like. Yeah, she was trying to give, she's trying to find something there. Your knees look beautiful, hun.

You've got the best elbows I've ever seen. Tits of the legs. Tits of the legs. The knees. I didn't select it for Rebecca, for Rebecca, and we'll do that in two and two, but you're right back at you. Oh, Shucks got the old two and two, go on.

Two and two. Why do I not believe that Rebecca is actually dating back in two and two? I thought about doing that on the commercial break early on. You know, we'll be back in two and two, but now there's 17 minutes of commercial. Sorry, guys, go. I've got to pay back those blip billboards. Okay, you ready? Here we go. Now, why don't you remind us who the audience chose? I forgot. Carrie. Oh, see, She got the audience to choose who she would go out with. Okay. Yeah, she did.

You back stage, you stay on the chair, you're good. Hello, Gary. Can you hear me all right? I can hear you. You're good. I can hear you fine, Chuck. I just did a lineback here with your producer. That's why my job is moving a million miles per hour.

It's the 80s. Cocaine's great now. Thanks to the outfit home back there and Rebecca will start us off. Well, we talked several times on the telephone and from those conversations, Jerry informed me that he wanted to go on a picnic. I explained to him that I lived in Medona Beach and he listened Hollywood.

And you explained to him that he lived in Hollywood? Good for you. I want to drive any father, you know, father than he had to. So he just he wanted to pick Nick at Hancock Park, which is at the Liberia tarpets. No one cares. I'm very specific. This is like some person I know. I know a person like this. A lot of people are going to say that's you, Brian. But there's Brian can take a story about a girl going to the grocery store and drag it out into an hour. But this is good lady gives unnecessary information. Yeah. We decide on the picnic and I talked to him Thursday and Thursday he gave me a long list

of stuff to bring to the picnic. And I talked to him on Thursday and then a Friday I woke up and I made me some coffee and then I took a shower on Friday night. Why was he giving her a list of things to bring to the picnic? Because it's 1985. I know. Good night to 85. Shit was just different back then. But now listen to the list that she says he gave him and see if this makes any sense to you whatsoever. Okay. I brought out the list just as I wouldn't forget anything because it is a really long list. Good Lord it is. He wanted 7-8 sandwiches. He wanted them filled with meat and he wanted them really filled. He wanted ham, roast beef, pastrami, turkey, corn, beef, you want them?

Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I don't like pastrami at all. That's a lie. I said roast beef ham and turkey. Get it right Linda. Wow, Cory's for radio and dancer. He seems to be pretty aggressive. Nathan with lettuce and tomato. He wanted mayo on the sandwiches. He wanted different types of bread like whole wheat, white wheat.

He wanted three different salads, practically homemade. Three different salads. This is not true. This is not true. Who says this? Who does that? Who calls up somebody that gives them literally a buffet's worth of food? Can you bring it to our first date?

Yeah. No one. Not even Cory, the dipshit radio announcer here with the bad mustache. It's doing this. It's just not even a possibility. Am I right about this? I do. Do we think Linda's reading into this? Do we think Linda said the following? Linda said this over a course of a couple conversations.

So what is it that you like? If we're gonna do a picnic, what would you like? Like what are you interested in? What do you eat? And he would have said, how are we all gonna meet? And I like anything. I like pizarame or ham. You know, white wheat doesn't matter.

I don't even take a salad, right? And Linda's sitting there writing it down like, I'm gonna tell Chuck all about it. Everything. The audience is gonna go crazy. I already don't like you. I've got five other guys, I don't need you. Yeah, it's not all to you.

That's a lot of spices. You can't eat a lot of spices because in which it's time you find me to call me. If you want to brush teeth, if you want a fudge trosa cake. Oh my God, a chucks trying to interrupt her. He's like, please lady, we don't care. We got it, you've made a point. Yeah. If my god, the chucks trying to interrupt her. He's like, please lady, we don't care. We got it.

You made a point. If Fudge Brownies without nuts, he wanted a lot of bruises. Preferably with no bruises on him. He wanted a bruise. Broke with no bruises. Broke with no bruises. Broke with no bruises too.

Well, you know, I'm not. And for all of his. I just mentioned a lot of things that I wanted in. I didn't think she was going to, I think she was shopping for all of her five or eight boyfriends is what I think. Hi, Cory. Typical radio announcer bullshit.

Radio announcers in the 80s are now podcasters in the 2020s. Chrissy, I think we need to have a corporate retreat. I agree. I need you to bring the food. You bring the food and I'll bring the most important a corporate retreat. I agree. I mean, you bring the food. You bring the food and I'll bring the most important thing in the commercial break me. And then, and I just have a few requests, if you don't mind.

Okay. I like some chicken pot pie, if you could. I don't like the onions in the chicken pot pie, so skip that. Okay. Maybe we could have some. Well, let me make notes. Okay.

Okay, I'd like some dessert. If that's okay with you, I'll take a silk pie. I like silk pie. I like apple pie. Please bring some ice cream, but I like the extra creamy ice cream. And I don't want it in that bending Jerry shit because that really bothers me. If you don't mind making a few sandwiches,

finger-cham, can you cut them into little soldiers? Like my grandma used to do and take the crust off. Yeah, the crust off. That's right, only turkey and pastrami, that's it. And then I also like three different types of salad because I don't know which one I'm gonna want that particular day. I want you to make all this and have it prepared and ready.

I want options, Chrissy. And is that too much for a man to ask? No. I'm on it. I'm a growing boy. I'm a radio now. I'm a podcaster for God's sics. We don't just get this good, you know, eating crap.

We have to have a shmorgasbord of food available for us. At any time. That's right. Yes, I'm in. We bring some hot chicks while you're food available for us at any time. That's right. Yes. Amen. We bring some hot chicks while you're at it. Tell Jeff to bring those from the PUA conference. Tell Jeff to bring a few ladies from the Pick Up conference. Yes. Thank you.

Chrissy. You are welcome, right? So polite of you. I know. I mean, I can't possibly eat all of that. He on the telephone, Jack, he insisted that I bring the food. He said that he had a big appetite and he wanted all this food that he could eat all this food okay what's let's now get down to it let's get to something that actually matters because clearly

you're overreacting I think she's overreacting I think he's a dick so these two are not made for each other not at all Friday I spent a little bit over two and a half hours shopping for the food because I really wanted the date to be perfect. Wait, hold on, you spent two and a half hours at a grocery store? That's so weird. But you spent two and a half hours at a grocery store. Yeah, but those weren't too hard of items to find. Yeah, you know.

Yeah, he didn't ask for like, yeah, some imported caviar, truffles from South of Starrford. Yes, it's of Starrford. Yes, that's Starford. I like Starfru and I like sea bass, Chilean sea bass, but straight from Chile, you know, that cougar shit. I'll pack and we were supposed to meet at the LaGretaar Pits on the observation deck

that overlooks LaGretaar Pits. I want to mention at this time there's only one tarpit, there's only one observation deck, there's only one staircase that goes up to that observation deck we was supposed to. Oh my god. Hey, uh, Corrier whatever your name is. You're getting away easy on this one dude. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let her let the other five dudes have this girl because I Made it totally me to 10 30. I divide to 10 15 and by the time I get all the stuff to the top it was 10 30 and stick at a huge backpack for food. Man, do you want some help? No, I want to be a martyr on live TV.

You don't mind. I'd like to tell them how miserable this was. Cherry doesn't show. He's not there. But there's a lot of people. I was over there and I was looking for her. I was over there and I was looking for her. I was circling those tarpets I smelled like tar by the time You should look for a one with a tarpets. Why are you going to the tarpets?

First of all, where are you going to the tarpets? For a big bet. Yeah, it's not a I don't think of tarpets, but I think of Roman. It's number one. Number two You didn't smell like I smelled like Jack Daniels by the time I found her Why are you guys agreeing to meet on an observation deck at a tarp it? I don't know it's so weird all the places in Los Angeles to go All the places in California it was a park but it's a park but if you've ever been there looking the tarp It's no it's not a very romantic place. Yeah, it's a tarp it

Yes full of tar. Food. But I wouldn't over if I tripped over in the men's room. You know what I mean? I was just looking for a picnic basket. That's what I was looking for. And she was supposedly would recognize me. Oh, you know, boo boo. You know, you can find a picnic basket. Attends to a lady. What a moron. Of course she probably was over by the Big Beaver,

which is over by the LeBraya Target. Big Beaver, look at Chuck's face. Big Beaver attached to this lady's name. I was looking for the Big Big Basket. The Big Bieber attached to this lady's name. I was looking for the Big Dink mask. That's the Big Bieber. This is bizarre. In the tarpets, this is gotta be made up.

I mean, I like to think that Chuck's not trying to pull the wool over our eyes. But it's the same thing. It is wollering. It is wollering. But at the same time, this seems a little too suspicious. Yeah, it's pretty crazy. Oh, and of course, I was carrying a large blanket with me. No, you finally got together.

Let's get together, obviously. Yeah, finally got together. What happened? I'm assuming you didn't go on a second date. But sometimes you never know, these people go crazy, they're like, we actually have this wonderful time. After I broke both my legs trying to carry all the food up, it's spent $3,000 in my other boyfriend's money buying food that wasn't bruised. I had a wonderful time. I did go on a second date.

We didn't get together. It was 11 o'clock and I was escorted from Liberia Tarpa at Spy 2 Police officers. 11 o'clock at night. Ma'am, I'm sorry. You're bothering the car. What in the world? We've got some complaints from the tarpets. Not all of your talking. 11 o'clock at night. 11. Did she say 11 a.m. or 11 o'clock at night? Well, she says 11 and then

she says that they had to escort me. So I'm thinking the park was closing at 11. But she's got five other boyfriends. It doesn't it doesn't have. Escort of Fr. L. B. A. Tarot gets by to police officers. She said 11 p.m. because she said 11 p.m. That's right. You finally got together. Let's get you together. Obviously this was. No, we didn't get together. It was 11 o'clock and I was escorted from Liberia Tarotids by two police officers Well, there was two men on top of the observation deck the captain was two men on top of me on the observation

Jack of the police officer said that wasn't allowed Irritating me so a woman went down from the to our pits got a police officer and two police officer came they escorted me back to my car Still Jerry I get home at one o'clock because there's a lot of traffic from Los Angeles to a down-to-beage And Jerry has a message on my hands machine. Well, I talked to him on the telephone. I give him a call We reschedule I finished away from his home because he didn't want to I Judge your honor You're on a night to point out that this woman never shuts up

Yeah, I mean, he's like too hard. She's she's giving like the address of where they want to go to a two met a 227 Cantor place. Just, don't turn out miserable, this was for me. Oh, victim mentality. She can't just with a girlfriend because of several things he said on the phone. He made the comment that he would rather have the date with my girlfriend, Michelle. I'm ugly and Michelle's pretty. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Why is she even doing this? I feel like I've dated this woman.

I feel like I've been there. I don't know. Listen, yeah, Cory's not, Cory's not in the lightening shining armor either. No, he's not. This lady is a cuckoo. Yeah, she is. I mean, I'm not trying to diagnose her or anything, but this behavior is outrate. She's looking for problems. Yeah, she's making problems. And then anything, but this behavior is out right. She's looking for problems. Yeah. She's making problems. And then so she, let's get this straight. So she goes on another date, they make a date.

A second date. But she brings her girlfriend. Because the heat of a set, her girlfriend is hotter than that. Like, how would he have seen the girlfriend? What is going on here? I don't know. It's 1980. It's not like you can quickly pop her up on Facebook.

Yeah. Right. It's a facts-a-picture of her. What's going on? First of all, second of all, if some guy that you've never met before, doesn't meet you the first time, and then says, I want your, fuck your girlfriend?

You know what you do? You don't go out with a guy. No, you do not make plans. Doesn't matter if you're on a television show. Don't make plans. Don't make plans. I have to say to the team, you don't wanna go through this again.

No, no, no. Well, Gary and I will see another time, and sorry, things didn't work out. Anyway, when the audience chooses a date, boy, they didn't do that one very well. And it doesn't work out. As this one didn't work out, we give the person another chance to two more people. So Rebecca, you have two left, there's Glenn. He's a salesman.

He's not afraid to date his clients, he says. He also wanted to change his hair to black. No, no, no. I have to see. I have to know if Glenn, maybe I haven't seen every he says he also want to change his hair to black. No braided date of the glue. I have to see. I have to know if Glenn, maybe I haven't seen every episode because I didn't remember this one and if she went out with Glenn and it's on the show, I'm gonna find it because I want to find out what Nightmare, she had with Glenn.

Yeah. And Brett, in the winter, he meets women at the ski slopes and in the summer, he meets in a volleyball course. Oh. What do you wish won't he have a leg? You like to walk on the ocean? I was trying to move on. That's cool. Of course, we'll pick up the tab on that.

I hope this works out for you, Rebecca. I really did. That makes two of that. I'm really sorry about the first date. Well, I am too. Well, it sounds like you really put a lot of effort toward it, and I'm sure that this will be much better, hopefully. Thank you for coming on the show.

Oh, no. We're gonna come right back to the next one. Can I talk for a couple more minutes? Yes, okay. I just stay here and take up the rest of your show. Oh my God, I have a headache after that woman talking so much. Now, listen, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, I got five minutes up, or so I don't know. Maybe she was just all stressed out about this but I Mean you know when someone gives you a laundry list of items to go take to your first day You should probably think about going on that first day and I think that's common sense the transcends the dicky If someone gave you a laundry list of items to bring to your first date. Yeah, it's demanded them Would you go on the first day? No, of course you wouldn't you know why?

You know fucking mom. No, yeah, exactly. Oh, my God. Maybe just for sheds and giggles I would make like everything that he didn't want. Bruce Fruit. Bruce Fruit. Like, no, awful salad. Only pastrami.

Yeah, like, one week old salad. One week old salad and here's an idea. Don't go to the fucking tarpids on your first day. Yeah, like, one week old salad. One week old salad. And here's an idea. Don't go to the fucking tarpets on your first day. It's a jada so weird. Yeah, take her somewhere classy. Like, I don't know, holiday in and shaboying. Anything.

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