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Episode Date: November 8, 2023

TCB is now proudly serving Bryan’s Nut Butt Beer! Yeah…don’t ask, just listen. A teacher with an Only Fans side gig The balloons are back Bryan doing “research” for TCB $5 FIB! There’s a whole language we don’t know! Audio Scavenger Hunt!!!!!!! We’re giving away $1000 Scammy texts The world’s hottest gummy bear Bryan vs Krissy, it’s a spray tan throw down Does Trump spray tan naked? Bad home brew Beer made with vaginal yeast?! Bryan’s Nut Butt Beer Amish people at Mcdonalds? Rumspringa Provocative statements! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Call 626.ASK.TCB3 and leave us a voicemail Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Producer & Audio Editor: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D**  

Y'all be getting my nerves with it, so we just gonna skip off our Thanksgiving. No bitch, but anybody putting up no motherfucking turkeys around the house. What we gonna listen to? God, but me swallowing me, like, be for real. Put on my wife, Gary, and shut the fuck up! On this episode of The Commercial Break Me and the guys wanna get together and watch the game. There's only one beer we trust.

That's Brian's nut butter. It delivers every time. It delivers every time. Look at Johnny over there throwing up in the corner. Too much nut butter. And now, try Brian's brand new refreshing flavor. It's not alcoholic, but, but beer. The next episode of the Commercial Break starts now. Oh yeah, Kazakiz, welcome back to the Commercial Break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and co-host, Kristen Joy, holy best to you, Chrissy. Best to you, Brian.

Best to you out there in the podcast universe. How the hell are you? Thanks for coming back. Go to your first evening. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, and they told the administration, and the administration put her on leave, and then fired her for the only fan's page. I asked Astrid, what do you think about this? Would you be okay with your teacher having only, because you know, teachers get paid like, you know, whatever, well below the poverty line, most of them, right?

And I think this is like a new ish teacher, I think she had been doing this for just a couple of years. She explained that she had to pay off her student loan debt, and she was just trying to make a living and this is what she did on the side, private independent of anything that was going on. There's no indication that anything inappropriate happened with any of the children or anything like that.

But I shared that my opinion was if she was an elementary school teacher, I would have less of a problem with it because I think it's not distracting. The children would have no way of knowing, unless their dads are just completely perverted and leaving desktop browser to open with their only fans page. But since it was a high school teacher,

that there was a likelihood that someone would find out about it, and it would be the children. And then how do you keep respecting the classroom when you're watching your favorite teacher? Right, I mean, it's... Rangiac herself. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, that was my opinion. And I know it's like a big fantasy thing, but yeah, in all reality, that's kind of mixing... Business and pleasure. There's a pleasure a little bit, yeah. I mean, listen, I did not have any rock hot teachers

in high school. There was one or two that were like, in my opinion, attractive, but I wouldn't call them, I mean, I don't remember really, you know, but in my head, I don't recall them. I don't recall that I would wanna go to their only fan's page if they had one. But this girl was definitely a teacher that you would want to go to their only fan space.

Sure. She was a very lovely woman. She was physically attractive in my opinion, my perspective. And that if I was in school and that teacher was teaching me and then she had an only fans page, I would not stop thinking about that teacher 24 hours a day. I would have that only fans page up all the time because she was very attractive. So I get why this could be problematic inside of the school. I do too. I wonder, do they have any kind of clauses nowadays?

The where, you know, you, you, I think almost every agreement has a bad boy, what they call a bad boy clause, in it's, which basically is just a general term for anything that you ever do that might be offensive to the company you're working for or the organization that you're working for. It's kind of a catch-all to fire people with cause just because you don't like them or like what they're doing or like what they're saying. And in 2023 everybody is so fucking sensitive about everything that I can understand probably schools and and teacher

contracts have this also. But the bright the silver lining here is that woman made over a million dollars she had a million dollars worth of subscriptions in the month after she got fired. Okay. So she will now make much more than she could in many years of teaching because of her only fans page if those people stay around and subscribe. So one hand we lost a teacher. And one hand we lost a teacher which we need to we desperately need hot teachers on only fans pages. And then on the other hand we got an only fans model that is doing lovely. She's doing great and good for her. I think it's perfectly awesome that she's making $2 million on only fans. Here is the follow up to that story.

There is now a second teacher who has been fired because of her only fan, a second high school teacher that's been fired because of her only fans page. And that teacher is from the exact same school that the first woman that was fired for only fans, teaches. There are two teachers that are not only. And I celebrate you. Ha, ha, ha. And I celebrate you. There are now not only three episodes of the commercial break that have been derailed

by balloons, but four episodes of the commercial break. But the crew is going to have to accept it. It's crazy. If you've been keeping up with our ongoing balloon drama here at the studio, balloons keep on appearing on our screen. For no reason. For no reason, we can't figure it out. So you know what? Fuck you. We're going to keep on doing the show. Balloons. Yes. Okay. You ready?

This is teacher number two. Okay. That was fired. Okay. I'm going to ask our our video editor to put that up there. This is teacher number one. Okay. That was fired. They are from the exact same school. They taught the exact same school with each other. They are both beautiful. They are both young.

They are both smoking hot. And now they are both making a million dollars on only fans because they have been fired from their school. But what fucking luck these little shit heads have at that high school, honestly. That's true. Seriously. How does lightning strike twice in that sense?

I have no idea, but I'm just, but I'm just flabbergasted. Is this a epidemic? Is this a pandemic of teachers that are on only fans? I don't know, but how likely is it that two teachers have only fans pages? And then they are both working in the same high school. And they've both been fired in the same high school, from the same high school, in a month for that kind of activity.

Chrissy, if I was one of these guys, I would, this, I don't know how I would do it. I don't know where I would do it. I don't know where I would do it. I don't even know where I would have a credit card available to do it, but I would be on those only fans pages. Lickety fucking split. And to answer your question, no, I have not been to their only fans pages.

I am respectful. I like them much better as teachers. That's all I gotta say. I like them much better as teachers, but I'll let you know tonight when I find their only fans pages. Yeah, keep us up to date. What do you think about this?

Would you want your children's teachers? It would be a little awkward, I think. I don't know. I mean, I see kind of both sides. I do see both sides of it. So yeah, it would, it would definitely be a little awkward, but I don't, I don't know. Make parent teacher conferences a lot more interesting. That's for sure. I've been to these parent teacher conferences. And there are snooze fest. Even at the kid's age, my kids are there. There are snooze fest. Yeah, your kid is great. That's for sure. I've been to these parent-teacher conferences, and they're a snooze fest, even at the kid's age, my kids are a, they're a snooze fest. Yeah, your kid is great, everything's wonderful, your kid's the best, you know,

you did everything's correctly and all that stuff. It's just a place for them to go to a smoke of rest. I think they get harder as you go along, but you know, when they're that young, it's just like this and that. But if I was sitting across the table and I knew they had an only fans page, I mean, of course I would be respectful,

but that would just, I do think that this could be problematic. I mean, I know how I'd handle myself. Yeah. Because I'm a complete gentleman and I would say a word. I would just imagine in my head, but you know, there are people out there who are not as polite and I'm sure that that would cause problem. You got 600 kids in a high school,

1,000 kids in a high school. You can imagine you got some real dipshit fathers out there that are going to the whole. Yeah, and I guess it depends to on what their only fans page was. There's a lot of people that have only fans page and they don't even really do anything. I mean, it's not. It's just that people pay to talk to them or listen to them or see their feet, something, you know, I get it. So I guess it would depend because, I mean, in a way, then that would be like porn. Yeah.

What if you're able to go see that? I don't know. Yeah, it's complicated. I think these were pornographic in nature. New to the, it was involved. Which is what kind of spurred on the investigation, quote unquote, I'm sure there was a lot of administrators that were investigating this right the whole

Every guy in the school is investigating guy and girl knows yeah But you know, I bet the attendance of fathers and parent teacher conferences and after school activities Just shot through the roof that's like that they figured this out probably now. It's probably did back down that they've been fired You're right about this Never install the dads are like, ah, whatever, I'll see you in at home. Yeah. You're right about this though, there are a lot of only fans pages

that don't have much going on. And people still make money on it. I once had a lady of the night tell me that 90% of her customers, and I don't know if this is accurate, it's just one woman telling me this, 90% of her, don't ask me how I got in a conversation with a lady the night, 90% of her customers,

the only thing that they wanted to do, the only thing they ended up doing was talking. That's it, they were just like, it was a therapist that showed up, took their top off and all of a sudden they just wanted a someone to just talk to, they were lonely at the end of the day. So I understand how people can make money

on that only fan page. I go to, there's, you know, in the commercial break, we got a bunch of followers and we follow some people. One of the followers, I sometimes when people follow us, I'll go and I'll look at their page and, you know, I'll scroll through some of their stuff and maybe give them a harder like or somebody here at the show will just to share. I'll follow us, I'll go and I'll look at their page and you know, I'll scroll through some of their stuff and maybe give them a heart or a like

or somebody here at the show will just to share. I just want you know, I'm interested in you too. So I, and sometimes, rarely, but sometimes I'll follow people. So I follow this lady. I'm on Instagram a couple of weeks ago, I'm on Instagram, and this lady is in a hot tub. She's got a picture of a hot tub live now. So it's like an Instagram live.

And she's in a hot tub with a bathing suit on. It didn't look like anything inappropriate. I click on it, and it's her and for other girls in a hot tub. Where this hot tub is located, I don't know, because it's inside. Like it's an actual hot tub, but it's inside a room. Why you put in a hot tub actually inside a room, I don't know, because it's inside. Like it's an actual hot tub, but it's inside a room. Why you put an hot tub actually inside a room? I don't know, but okay, is the hot tub inside a room?

Okay. And they've got like these pieces of loose leaf paper that are taped up on the wall, right? And it says, five dollar for whatever, three dollar for whatever. But I can't understand any of the terms, because they're just random letters, you know, like $5 for, you know, F-I-B.

And I'm like, oh, what's that? It's like, you know, $3 for N-A-P. And I'm like, I don't understand any of this stuff. Then I start to kind of put, my imagination goes to work. Like, F-I-B, $5 for finger and a butt, right? Or $3 for nipple and pussy. I don't know, I'm just trying to think of things. I'm trying to get it together.

But they say that you can tip us through this particular website. So then I click over to that website, because now I'm really interested to see what's going on. Of course, how the, yeah. How it's all working. How it's all working. How it's all working. It's investigation for the commercial break.

Right. Just like I will write off my only fan subscription to the two teachers as a donation for teachers. Business expense. Business expense. So, then I go to this other live and these girls are chaining. There's only six people that are in the room. They say hello to me the second that I get into the room. So now I know I'm busted.

Right? It's like, oh, hi commercial break. I don't know, you know, $5 if I be, and I'm like, I don't say anything. I'm like, I'm not gonna give up in the conversation. I'm not gonna out myself here. I just want to pretend like I didn't show up. It was an accident, it was my son.

Like you went into the virtual world. Yes. I went into the virtual world. Yes. I went into the virtual world. It, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it the other side. So then I followed him because I thought, oh, maybe that's what you have to do yet. He's taken me somewhere.

I follow. And he's like, he's like, leave me alone. Leave you alone. Who are you in the metaverse? You want me to leave you alone? And then I couldn't get off the island. And if someone told me to go on the boat, But the boat didn't go anywhere. It just went out to the middle of the water I was just there. It was music playing. I was like, what is going on? Where am I? So it was kind of like that. I felt lost again, right? But then like they got this whole conversation going on with somebody. I assume a guy, right? You know, and he's like, you know SIT show me your PTP give me your CDB, and I'm like, what is going on?

What language are they talking? I think I'm pretty smart about this stuff. I'm constantly on the internet. What in the world are these people saying to each other? But then all of a sudden out of nowhere, this girl grabs a piece of cake that's off camera. She like grabs a plate, there's a piece of cake on it They're talking out loud to a guy who's responding on text message, right on the on the on the chat

Not Instagram at this point, but on the chat and he's like give me the TTP I want the PYTCCCTPTTTTT and they're all getting excited. They're like, oh my God, thanks for the tip. Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh. She grabs this piece of cake. She pulls open her bikini top and she starts rubbing the cake all over her chest like this. And he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, PCPTTTTTPTPTTTFYDDD and I'm like, what? What language is this? What only fans language is this? It wasn't only fans to be clear, but some other website where you could tip people, and I don't know what it was. Okay.

But I'm like, what in the world is going on here? Okay, ready? So now you got a girl who's got cake all over her chest, and then she dips down in the water to clean it off. Now the water's full of cake and I'm grossed out. Now I'm like my OCD's in a high drive. I'm like, how are you girls still sitting in there? There's cake, there's cake just floating everywhere, right? But this guy keeps

going. CTP, A, A, A, A, A, A, Add symbol, Add symbol, double, double, double, double, double W. And I'm like, what? What's going to go on next? What goes on next is the weirdest thing I've ever seen. She, they're like $20. $20, step is 20 for the TTCP TTCP. It's like more as code going on. Right. Yeah. And I don't understand it. So I'm like, okay. I'm going to get this. I'm going to figure it out. I'm going to figure out what's going on. So he's like, now he's got at symbols and explanation points and hyphens and all this other stuff.

I'm like, wow, what is gonna happen next? The girl off camera grabs an egg. Like one of those vaginal eggs. Do you know what I'm talking about? The ones who stick up there and then someone else remote controls it. Oh right, right, right. So she grabs one of those eggs.

She gets out of the water. She off camera, not that she was showing her vagina, but you could see that she was putting something in her bikini bottoms. And then the other girl gets her phone and now she's like, right, and the girl's like, oh, oh, oh, that feels so good. And this guy's like, ah, ah, ah, ah, that feels so good. Ah, ah, and this guy's like when LOL started, I had no idea what LOL meant. When people started saying LOL, I was like, LOL, what's a LOL?

What do you do with a LOL? Or WTF? What the fuck is WTF? What is that? And I really wanna understand this language, Chrissy. Not because I wanna use it myself right now, but maybe someday I'll need to know that language. It'll have changed.

What's that? It will have changed. I know, but what is it? If anybody understands this, if anybody's ever been on one of these. You really have to frequent the sites to kind of get the link down. Just not gonna do that.

I'm not like I'm not that perverted. You know what I'm saying? I still like a Sears magazine with a Brazil. That's what I like. I swear to God, I swear on all the totally. Aster could verify this. Now, I don't wanna talk about all my comings and goings, no pun intended pun intended,

but I will say this, when it's time for me to get the poison out, when it's time for me to get the poison out, I would much prefer a picture in my imagination than some extremely graphic video. Maybe it's the age that I grew up in. Maybe I'm imprinted as a child. Maybe it's like, you know, they say your sexual proclivities start in the preteen years, right?

You like get stuck in that time period or whatever. Maybe that's it. But I'm just not into like the live chat thing. I just want to hide in a corner. I don't want to tell somebody what to do. It feels very weird and perverted. It's not just not my cup of tea. It can be lots of people's cup of tea.

I get it, it is. A lot of people's cup of tea. Oh yes. And I know a couple people who, they spend thousands of dollars a month on these live chats. I don't get it. But whatever you want to spend your money on,

cool, do it. But I do want to know what this language is. I really want to understand any of this language because it didn't seem like the letters fit what they were doing and there were so many letters that I didn't understand exactly what they were doing. Maybe it's a code they have to spell to get around the websites, restrictions,

or something like this. If you know, if you understand out there in the TCB universe, what this magic sex code is that goes on in these live chats, can you please explain just a little bit to me send me an email? Let me know. I know some of the basics, but I don't know any of it. I don't know 15 characters and three numbers. That's like a password. Not a Not a for play. You know what I'm saying? That's like a password that Apple gives you randomly. You said you want to use this password?

It's 28 characters long, if you don't know. Right. No, I'll just choose my own things. Will you stick your finger in your vagina? Let's see. W-Y-I-Y-V. Yeah. That's what I want to know.

So no, maybe there is. There's some kind of like hieroglyphic thing going on. It may be so. Speaking of hiding, I wanted to mention two things to you. Speaking of hiding. I want to mention two things to you. Number one, everybody knows we're four days a week now, right? Yes. Christina and I and everybody here at the team are putting together something really cool

for December and January. We are putting together a TCB audio scavenger hunt. Oh, that's right. Where we are going to put clues in the season four episodes, before season five comes out. We are going to put clues into 10 of the season four episodes randomly throughout the episode. So, God bless you if you haven't listened to every episode of the commercial break here about to get an overload. We are going to put these clues.

That those clues will lead to a question, that question if you can answer correctly regarding the TCB universe. If you can answer that question correctly, we are going to pick a winner from those people who answer that question, which I imagine will be very few that will actually go listen to all these episodes. But if you do that, we are going to give away a $1,000 gold dot gift card.

They're sending the FedEx pens with plenty of money. Go get your gold dot gift cards here. Remember when I told that guy I was at the store and I got that gift cards. Yeah, and that was like for season. Oh, I love that. That was a best. You know, I try and get those, now they text you

and I try and get them. The thing that I'm getting now is I'm getting a lot of random, it seems like women from San Francisco, mainly of Asian descent, they're texting me a random picture and then they're be like, hi, Bonnie, just letting you know that I'm at the coffee shop waiting for you. And I'll be like, oh, oh, I'm sorry,

I'm at the other coffee shop. I'll start trying to engage in that. But I think they're catching on to people like fucking with them, so they don't engage as much anymore. But I wish they did because I think that would be funny. That was funny. But I can't get anybody to go on. I mean, I had that string look

that's just going on forever with that guy. I assume, right? He had he had he thought I was running to every Walmart in town. He was so frustrated. He was sending the FedEx men with my money. Remember, he sent me a picture of the wrapping cash. We're sending cash via FedEx men. Yeah, yeah, just on a plane. Yeah, just on a FedEx plane. Just gonna land a front of your front door. Give me your address.

No problem. I'm getting a lot of those actually for the tax that say, we're having trouble delivering something to you. That's a good one. And then it says, you know, p.ups.com, right? Or, you know, fake.fedex.com dot com but the thing is people like my mom they'll click that shit on there. Oh, I got a package from QVC. Hi Brian, it's your mom. Listen, I was supposed to get a package from QVC and I got a text message and it said your

package was unfortunately unable to be delivered because we don't have enough information. So please send us your social security number. Well, I did, and they still haven't delivered it. Oh, they haven't, Mom. No, but I'm getting calls from Equifax about something on my credit report. It's like, Mom, okay. Exactly. Luckily, there's nothing to take.

Stop talking about it. So the TCV scavenger hunt coming up in December, and I'm super excited about that one. But I am also want to throw the gauntlet down with you, Chrissy. Oh. And I'll explain directly after the break. We'll take a break. We'll be back.

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If you are up to the task, if you're willing to accept my challenge and you are going to be because you're contractually allocated to do something. And you're going to be. When I was in Pigeon Forge over the weekend, I went to a hot sauce shop because every good chochki related town needs a 15 hot sauce shops, right? They all carry the same goddamn thing.

But I went to one of those hot sauce shops that has the challenge foods. You know what I'm saying? World's hottest chip. remember we did the story about the guy who, the kid who died, unfortunately terrible story, about the kid who did the one chip challenge and died from the one chip challenge because he had a heart condition and he wasn't able to handle the heat, essentially.

So I want to be careful about this, because I don't want anyone dying here on the commercial break. Things were bringing that up right before you challenged me. Listen, every good challenge, you got to mentally, you know, you got to mentally get in your competitor's head. And so I just want to let you know, I found the world's hottest gummy bear, seven million Scoville, 900 times hotter than Tabasco according to the box.

And I bought it. It was $16.00. It's one gummy bear. It's one gummy bear. It's one gummy bear. It's one gummy bear. The size of a normal gummy bear. The size of a normal, it looks like a regular red gummy bear.

That's what it looks like. But it has many warning labels on the box. And it says, honestly, it says, if you have a hard condition, breathing asthma, whatever, do not do this. And it also says, this could lead to serious injury or death. Or serious diarrhea. Oh, Chrissy, we're going to be feeling this for a couple of days. But I have a challenge for us. I think we get on one episode of the commercial break over the next couple days, we eat whatever it is. We split that gummy bear perfectly in half. We wear

some gloves so that we don't, you know, so that we kill ourselves, get it in our eyes. We wear some gloves and we eat that. And just like my amazing accomplishment of eating 20 wings with 20 ghost peppers in the bar that closed two days after I went to it. The free beer they gave us cost the bar to close. The manager didn't want to deal with us. But I think we do a similar challenge. We eat the half a gummy bear and whoever can last the longest without milk, water, soda, drinks, napkins, whatever. I'm gonna probably wrap this entire studio in plastic

because I've snott everywhere. But I think we pick a winner, we declare a winner. Whoever loses, the stakes have to be high enough that it's interesting to the commercial break listener. Now, I have a few ideas, but I welcome some ideas from the listeners too. Let's say this, let me think. What if I win, you have to get a spray tan, but I get to pick the color of the spray tan.

Okay. And if you win I will shave racing stripes all over my beard and live with it for a week Because I think the spray tan would last about a week, right? Yeah, I mean at least the the orange the bright orange color That I'm gonna take will look And you have to do the inside of your hands, too You have to do the inside of your hands and you have to do the inside of your hands too. You have to do the inside of your hands and you have to wear one piece bathing so that what Jeff looks at you in your state. You know, whatever you guys do at home, God, when I love to be a

fly in the wall, whatever you guys do at home, you're running around naked, cookin' or whatever's going on over that household. He's just going to see a one-feet. It's pale, Chrissy, with tan arms and tan legs. A lot like I imagined trouble. Oh my God. Yeah, okay. I'm game. You good? Yeah, when you first said, when you first mentioned this to me a text Last week I thought you were meaning like the the gummy like a weed gummy. Oh, we gummy. We can do that too

I'm okay with that, but I have to clear my schedule for that It's been a hot minute since I've had really strong THC But I can do that too, you know t-h-c but i can do that too you know i've uh... what let's do t will do the gummies that are legally allowed in the state of george uh... tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink wink wink not not uh... but i'm willing to do that also but i welcome the listeners opinions on what

the loser should have to do so if you guys think of something now that it's just because you say it doesn't mean we're going to do it, but I welcome that. You can text it 626, ask TCB3 suggestions, ask TCB3, 626, ask TCB the number three, you can text toll free from anywhere in the world there. You can leave us a voice mail if you want, email us on the website, whatever you want to do, however you want to get all of us. But I welcome your suggestions. So those are three really exciting things that I think are coming up on the commercial break. Number one, we have four episodes a week. I know everyone's super excited about that

because the in-date, we got inundated with emails, phone calls and text messages about people pissed off that we're taking up more space on the phone. Uh, fuckers. Number two, scavenger hunt, thousand dollar prize around Christmas time. I think that's a great one And then number three the gummy challenge the hot gummy challenge

Well have a weed gummy challenge too, but this will be our hot gummy challenge I'll do the weed gummy challenge and and the loser is just gonna have to live in misery for a week and god bless I mean, I don't want to walk around with walk a while I don't want to walk around with walk a while. I don't want to walk a while with flip, she fived up all the way. I don't want to walk around with racing stripes on my face. The people at Starbucks, the only people I interact with

on a regular basis are going to be like, what is going on with you, Ryan? I don't know. I don't know if that's quite fair, though, because you could just slap on a mask and be normal. Well, I could, but I can't. Now I, on the other hand, will be bright orange. I think if we have to do it each other,

I think maybe you need to do the orange, bright tan too. Okay, we'll save the racing stripes for a different one. Yeah. I'll shave them in my beard and you can shave them wherever you see fish. I won't do that to your pretty head of hair. But yeah, okay, I'll do the, I'll do the, you get to pick the color of my spray tan. Yeah. Listen, I've spray tan myself all kind of colors. So it's not really going to matter. Anybody who's

watching episode of the commercial break on YouTube can see my wonderful spray tan. You think Trump spray tan's naked? I just, I just, I just want to know, I'm just wonderful spray dead. You think Trump spray tans naked? It's like, guys. I just, I just, I just, I just want to know, I just want to know, I'm just asking a question. You think Trump spray tans naked? What do you think Milani is seeing when that whole thing goes off? Yeah.

They live in separate lives. I remember when in 2000, in, uh, whenever it was 1617, when he had first come president and people, some guy had made a statue of him naked and they were like, hauling it around the United States. It was almost disturbing. They got a receipt of my entire life, but it almost seemed like that could be real. Like, oh, that could be real.

If he wasn't wearing any clothing, that could be real. But I've always wondered, does he spray tan naked? Cause I don't spray tan naked. That's ridiculous. Why don't I need my willy-hoo-hoo orange? That's where it does the care. Shouldn't give a shit. What I do.

But I am super excited. Can you do the paper thongs? Super excited. Because you know what, Chrissy? I am rectangular. rectangular. rectangular. I just want to ask that guy how he says it like that.

I think, if you remember, we played this song a couple weeks ago And I was just talking with Chrissy about it. It is absolutely stuck in our ears. It's an earring. I know I was in the shower the other day Have you heard it? Have you seen this video on Instagram? Yeah, you have. Have you showed it to me? I know, but have you seen it like on your own personal field? No. No, you haven't. I think it's so fascinating. I don't understand. Oh, I have worked time.

You love it. And the guy goes to all kind of different public places and then like sings it and people are looking at him strangely. I don't know if he's like missing that part of his brain where he's embarrassed by something or if he just really knows how to market himself, like how a viral marketing campaign should go.

Now what I've also noticed is the first or first five videos that he put out with this, it went viral. I mean, he had tens of thousands of likes on it, you know, maybe millions of views. I'm not sure. But he keeps on putting them out with the same socks that he's kind of like diminishing return. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, because everyone gets in stuck in their head and then they're like, yeah, okay, dude, come out with some new music. He did have a new song that came out, but I just, it wasn't as, it wasn't as peppy as Raktangular. So I decided,

yeah, you know, I don't know, but I find it so fascinating the way he says. Raktangular. Raktangangle, and what does that even mean? If we only ask him, we only ask him. Yes, we could only ask him. I'll see if I can get him on the commercial break here. I'll see, I'll see no promises, but I'll see if I can get him here on the commercial break. Okay.

I had a story for you that I wanted to mention. For a hot minute, it's been extraordinarily popular for people to brew their own beers. No, this is the only way I'm going on forever. Literally forever. That's true. Literally forever. That's a good one.

Literally forever. Because beer is, if I'm not mistaken, was the first alcohol, some raw like, really raw version of it, some shitty decomposing fruit and some sugar and some yeast and whatever. Has been around, it's so home brewing is, Chrissy's right, has been around forever. But people probably don't remember,

most of our listeners probably don't remember, that there was a time when a home brew was not a thing. Craft beer was a thing that started back in the early 90s, I think. I mean, becoming popular in the 90s. Because I remember when I worked at that fucking chileys where we got cocaine and a kids margarita cup. They were, you know, like steamboat ale and stuff like that was starting to come out. And they were starting to be put them in the chilies

because they were being requested. And this was at that time known as a craft beer. Now they're just very popular beers. But then every Yahoo with a bathtub now has their own version of beer. Of the growler. Yes, the growler. That's right, the growler.

Fucking hate that word, the growler. Drives me crazy. There's a store up on the corner called the growler. I've never seen anybody walking in and out of there because everybody's making their own fucking beer at home and it's all shitty. So I'm not saying it's all shitty. It's just mostly shitty.

I went to a party one time, Chrissy. It was a Halloween party. It was maybe right before I met Astrid. I went to a Halloween party and they only beer that they were serving was the beer that this guy had been brewing all year long. Oh, God. Is Halloween ail? I went to a Halloween party and they only beard that they were serving was the beer that this guy had been brewing all year long. Oh, God.

His Halloween aile. Oh, my God. It was terrible. Yeah, if I told you the name of here, let me tell you the name of the party and we'll see if you, if you remember this. I don't want to say that loud, but. Okay. Of course.

Okay. So now you know, right? We were there at the party together. Yes. Oh, yeah. That's right. It shows were there at the party together. Yes, we Shows you how well the night went We went together, but I don't think we left together But anyway if you were Jeff with that at that point, weren't you yeah, okay? It was like your first or second year together 30 year together something like that 50 or 10 to your who knows anyway

But the only beer that this guy was serving was his own ale. And as much as I loved the Halloween party, it was a pretty epic party. Oh, every year was an epic party. And it just ended a couple of years. I think so. One of these parties that divorced. Oh, yeah, that's right. It's kind of ended sadly.

And it was an actual haunted house that the guy had. Yeah. Was it like an old Marchberry morgue or something like that? I don't know. Anyway, he had this party. It went on Halloween every year. It was epic. You had to, there were like instructions on how to park.

You had to pay. It was a whole thing. And hundreds, if not a thousand people were there, every single time, at least a thousand people showed up over the course of the night. But the only beer that this person served, that particular year was his own home ale that he had made an own It's peach fruity titties snuffs

Apple ale grass fed grass home brew you're gonna love it. It was the color of piss It tasted like piss. It was disgusting and the only thing that I wanted to drink was beer, because that's the only thing I really did drink. So I actually had to go to the store and sneak in a couple of butt lights, which was not allowed, but I did it anyway, because I refused to drink this shitty, pissy fucking watered down, crazy,

peachy, nasty smelling beer. I just didn't want to do it. It smelled like a foot, it tasted worse. I'm sorry, not everybody can make beer well. That's why, you know. I think you have to be careful too, like you might actually... Kill somebody. Yes! Yes! You're dealing with yeast and viruses and bacteria.

You guys should know what the fuck you're doing. And I'm not saying this guy didn't. He may have very well had. But the beer did not taste to me at all, like beer or at all good. It tasted like teenagers had gotten into their dad's bar but the beer did not taste to me at all, like beer or at all good. It tasted like teenagers had gotten into their dad's bar and trying to make cocktails for fun. You know what I'm saying? Like those first cocktails you make when you're a teenager

and you learn that you can make cocktails and you put orange juice, milk, and cherry schnops together, it was just disgusting. But, but I will say this, it probably is nowhere as disgusting as what this young lady is doing with her beer. Oh. Amaranth is collaborating with a beer company to brew a new flavor of beer using her vaginal yeast.

Did you read about this? No. Oh, Chrissy, I cannot believe this. And this is a true story. And I read about this. This girl who is apparently very popular on the internet. People. People.

Humans. People of Earth. Oh my God. People of Earth, we must take over now. Shit has gone officially sideways. Exactly. Oh my God. I had some qualms during the pandemic. I had some qualms when you were trying to pick the first American idol, but I must put my foot down now. We are sending aliens down to get all of you because vaginal yeast beer is not a thing.

It will cause destruction. If you thought someone brewed a beer and their fucking bathtub was a bad idea, brewed a beer in your vagina is probably even worst idea. Oh my God. How could you even pretend to think that this is a good idea? Is vaginal yeast something that we want to make beer with? Is that really a thing?

No, I would think not. I would think not. Chrissy, you're one of the smart ones. I have had my mouth on some vaginal yeast. And let me share with you that while it's a perfectly pleasant and lovely and delicious thing under the right circumstances, I don't want it mixed with Barley and Hops.

You know what I'm saying? No. I don't need my pussy with Barley and Hops. That's all I got to say. And why anybody would use to put this in their mouth is beyond me. Because isn't that yeast an actual bacteria that can cause disease and sickness? And if it goes the wrong way. Right, I don't know about, I mean,

I don't know how the ins and outs work, but it doesn't seem safe. And I don't know how they're gathering enough of these to like brew a beer, like a name kind of mass quantities. I mean, what the, what the, I don't want to know about the details. I mean, listen, we stood by and laughed

when he did farts in a jar. Yeah. We even, we even had a good giggle when someone wanted to drink your milky bath water, okay? And happy birthday to you too. But I will tell you right now, we will not stand around while you make vaginal yeast be your Christian I are putting our foot down.

And we are on a campaign, your Vage Beer goes. You've been Vage Beer canceled. No Vage Beer here. No vage beer here no vage beer here where is this happening on the fucking moon i don't know Colorado probably in montana we're all the other weird shit happens just have a million breweries in Colorado it's probably Seattle and Portland somewhere like that I don't know pigeon forge i don forge. I don't know. I have no idea.

It's organic. It's wild to me that someone would even think up this idea. Let alone go to do it. And what's it gonna be called? Who's gonna buy it? How are you gonna sell it legally? Are you even allowed to sell beer legally? It's been made with yeast from a human being's body.

No, I don't think so. It can't be possible. The FDA cannot approve of this. That's just no way. Of course it is the fucking FDA, but the FDA cannot approve of this. That cannot be a thing that could be approved. I am flabbergous. Actually, I am floored that this is a thing that people are actually trying. And it's not a joke apparently. This girl is trying to make beer with her vaginal yeast and then going to give it to somebody. It's probably still better than that beer. I had it that hard. It's like you want the chills.

That's the... It's like that company here in town. I don't want to mention their name because I think they're perfectly lovely human beings and I know some of them that run that company, but they have that festival, music festival every year out there downtown. It's a beer company that sponsors it every single year. Yeah, yeah.

And every year you go there, and every year they have some seasonal fucking craft beer that they've put together. And it's the only beer they sell in the entire festival. It's like, you know, orange-rind-peeled asshole or whatever. A asshole-cream-cycle beer. And it's always disgusting to me.

It's always disgusting. I don't know what it is. I like beer, but I don't like beer that goes out there too far. You know what I'm saying? Like, I don't want fruity strawberry pebbles in my fucking beer. Yeah, my sister has gotten me to branch out a little bit more too with all of those types of beers. And yes, I admit there's like a, there's a line that you can cross

without many things you're putting in it. There's a line you could cross. I thought, you know, the damn beer company crossed it when they put their festival beers together. Then I thought to do it at the Halloween party way across the line, but now I'm just like totally disgusted in this is why Bud Light, Corona, Miller Light, Cours Light, this is why those beers

are some of the most popular in the world because they have a pretty consistently watered down taste that everyone kids like. Yes, good Corona, no problems. It's a Kate, a Corona. I'll even take a steamboat ale. I'll go for that. I can do that.

But you know, strawberry, you know, nipple milk is not what I want. When I go to party, I want a beer that's drinkable all day long. I want something that I can sip on and drink. I want to get drunk, but not too drunk. I don't want a heavy veggie type feel in my mouth. That's not what I want. I don't want only yeasty, been at the festival for three days,

eat me out because you're on acid kind of taste. That's not what I want. I want a more refreshing, I just peed clear liquid kind of flavor. That's what I want. Do you know what I'm saying, Chrissy? I'm asking too much here. I don't think so.

I'm just a man. I'm just a guy on a mission for a beer that doesn't taste like someone's veg. Is that too much here? I don't think so. I'm just a man. I'm just a guy on a mission for a beer that doesn't taste like someone's a vage Is that is that too much? Is it too much to ask to not have vulva in my beer? That's all I want. No, I think that's a fair fair demand. Damn, Chrissy I just think people are going crazy and they need to slow down it settle down before we all get ourselves in trouble What's next asshole gin? I mean come on guys get it together You can think it you can be more creative than that

I've seen some creative fucking craft beers There's a friend of mine owns a owns a place down the street lovely lovely brothers, huh? Growlers it's growlers And you can get my new nut but ale down Brian's nut but ale Made for real from under bacteria for one week a year. Oh, they one week a year. Directly after Bonnaroo.

One month after Bonnaroo, Brian's nut but beer. From that flavorful region down never. When you get done cleaning your tasty tea sacks, Brian does one last wash. It's over to Bonnaroo to spend one night and then two extra nights driving back to Atlanta. He's been sitting on that nut but all day long and he's ready to drop it into a growler. Boy, boy, what do I do? Just get inside the barrel and

just switch it. Yeah. That cool, refreshing flavor. Brian's nut but beer. Me and the guys want to get together and watch the game. There's only one beer we trust. That's Brian's nut but ale. It delivers every time. It delivers every time. Look at Johnny over there throwing up in the corner. Too much nut butt, buddy. Yeah. And now, Tribe Ryan's brand new refreshing flavor is non-alcoholic bust a nut butt beer.

Remember, friends don't let friends drive butt nut. Oh my God, Brian's butt nut beer. I love it. Nut butter butt nut. I don't know. We'll figure it out as we go along. It's that Halloween flavor we've all been looking for. Yeah. It's a fork.

Yes. When you look at a disfigured pumpkin. At the end of pumpkin spice. Which is the most. That makes everything better. Well, that's from the Starbucks that I spilled on my lap on the way. On the way over to Votteroo. Do I taste Levi's in there? That's delicious.

That's a new one for this year. I've changed boxers. Brian's new nut butt briefs. Nut butt brief here. You're gonna fallin' over the tomorrow. When you see that delicious pumpkin sitting on someone's porch two weeks later, what you see is what but not taste like. Black and moldy on the inside.

Orange and moldy on the outside. It's delicious. You're gonna love it. Why don't I just take the old pumpkins and throw them in there too. Yeah. Honestly, I cut my, I, I, I, but speaking of pumpkins, I carved the pumpkins way too early this year. Oh, I made that, I've made that mistake before. Yeah. I know my poor kid was crying.

They like carving. They like clapping. They're clapping. Yeah. And there's like a whole hive community going on in there of mold and gnats and bees and spiders. It turns into its own. When I saw that you guys had your pumpkins already covered, I was like, huh, I wonder if

they've got a special like solution you put on it or something. I wish. I knew what was going to happen. We had no idea. We had like three separate pumpkin carving activities. Yeah, they were good ones too. Yeah, they were good ones. Everyone made one. We had like three separate pumpkin carving activities. Yeah, they were good ones too. Yeah, they were good ones. Everyone made one.

We had the family over. We did like a pumpkin carving contest. We had 30 pumpkins. And within two days, they're all like, ah, ah, ah, gave me no, no, they look like themselves. They did. They look just weird. My kids were getting a little freaked out by them.

But then when I smashed them, because I just leave them out for the deer, I just throw them out back and just leave them for the deer to eat. But even the deer don't want to eat them because they're so nasty. It's like Vagbeer. I mean, honestly, it's absolutely disgusting. But I have to say, I need to find a solution to this because I like to carve my pumpkins early.

I don't want to wait until the last minute. Well, I guess I, there might be some kind of solution you could put on them. But also, I think the weather has a lot to do with it. It's been really warm. It's been really warm. Yeah, when it's cold. Until today. Until today.

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Like I can't be the only one the cars a pump and and one of the and some of these pumpkins were only carved a week before Thanks get I mean before Halloween at what week before Thanksgiving Some of these only been out of it since Thanksgiving of last year. I don't understand I don't get it Hey kids come around the Christmas tree. It's time to guard pumpkins for next year. The old green family tradition. Let's get all the holidays out of the way now.

What do you say kids? Yeah, celebrate everything. Celebrate everything. What you see what you can do is put the pumpkins into your new refrigerator. Oh, that's true. I'll put them into my new refrigerator. The extra one. The extra one.

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I mean, you may not see a gas station for 20 miles, 30 miles. Oh, yeah, for sure. And you certainly don't see big towns, right? It's just very small little towns, most of which consist of a Walmart, a pigly wiggly, a McDonald's, two gas stations, and a lot of people visiting those places. And now I understand what they mean by food desert sometimes because it's like, holy

shit, the only choices you have. I mean, not that, you know, if I go in through the forest, the national forest, there's not going to be gas stations and stuff. No, I'm talking about the Blue Ridge Parkway. I'm saying when you get toward the Cherokee National Forest, it gets a little sparse up there. And a lot of these places, you know, they have very few options within reach to shop. They have Walmart. That's why, you know, millions of Americans shop there every day. First of all, it saves them money. Second of all,

you know, you can, I think, get some fresh vegetables at Walmart. I don't know what the section of Walmart that is, but anyway, so we are, the kids are hungry. The babies, one of the babies is fussing. We've just got like, it's time to stop. We've been in the car for three hours. And so we decide to pull over into a parking lot, in that parking lot, right across the corner, right across the street, is a McDonald's. So we pull in this parking lot,

we let the kids out for a minute, it's empty, so we let them kind of run around and walk around and we get the baby out and change it and all this other stuff. And then Astrid says, well, I'm going to take a couple of the kids over to the McDonald's to go to the bathroom, perfectly reasonable choice. As she's saying that, I look over toward the McDonald's and I see an Amish horse cart with five Amish people in it, a guy driving, and then four other family members, right? It's a two-seater, so it's really nice. It's like the top of the line horse cart you can get.

I mean, this is like top of the line, Amish horse cart type stuff, big wheels, the whole nine yards. And he is taking, he's putting his hand out, so he can take a right into the McDonald's. He then brings the horse cart and parks it in the parking lot of McDonald's. And then Astrid says they are in their ordering food. I don't get it.

I don't get it. The Amish are not even allowed in some cases to have electricity. I mean, I think most of them do, but if you're really hardcore Amish, I don't think you have electricity. You certainly don't have phones, no television. You only wear clothes that were sewn by people in the community. You make your own shit. I mean, it's like there's some-

Free strict. I have some level of admiration for how these people live because it's got to be really difficult to do that. And that's why there's a thousand TV shows about breaking Amish. Wow. I was going to say, yeah, wasn't there TLC stuff about that? Room spring up. Room spring up. Which just sounds like the beginning of a horror movie.

But yeah, there's room spring up where the kids, but so I understand there are times when the omnis are allowed to get out into the community and do things that normal people do, right? But I had no idea that they were allowed to visit McDonald's. And that, first of all, how did it go? It's odd to see that. It's really strange to see that.

It feels to me like, it's very antidepressant. But I don't know, they're rules. I don't know their rules either, but it reminded me of a story that I read about. Remember like a month ago or something, everyone was all up in arms because they were going to do this national emergency alert on your phone and on your TV at the same time. And some conspiracy theorists thought that they were going to turn on the COVID virus and kill everybody.

And then, you know, I don't know, JFK was going to fly down from a spaceship or something. Everyone, but everyone in general was notified that, hey, we're gonna do this a national emergency alert to see if we can get a hold of everybody at the same time when we need to and let them know. There were videos that were online that people were taking of omniscient people checking their phones on the emergency alert. And some people were like, wait, I didn't think they had phones.

Like, I didn't know that that was a thing. I didn't know they could have phones. So I'm just curious from your knowledge base. The know they make furniture, right? That's fantastic furniture. Yeah, that's kind of all I know. Not furniture I would buy, but fantastic furniture. And they have to eat. So, you know, if there's a McDonald's, that's what they, that's what you got. I guess. I mean, that's what I was saying.

Like, food desert as a whole nother word to me. When you are forcing the homage to go to. They were on the road trip. They were on the road trip. They were on a road trip. So you can't just pull in and whip up some, how made me all. Oh, that's true. I didn't think about that.

What if they were on like a legit road trip? And how long would that take on a horse? I think a horse is good for about 26 miles. And they were in the mountains too. Like how does that horse get up and down the mountains? It's unbelievable how these people live to me. I couldn't- Maybe they were part of the tourist attractions too.

Maybe they weren't real Amish. Come see a real Amish McDonald's. They were on their break. They were getting some McDonald's. Fuck all this Amish shit, let's get McDonald's. Yeah, maybe it was like a tourist thing. A tourist thing where it's not actual Amish people. It's just Amish people pretending to be Amish people.

And they're on their break and they're going to buy McDonald's to get yourself a double bubble bar burger, whatever. And what other things do you think Amish, what other things do you think Amish don't do that you would have trouble living without? I mean, a phone for sure. Yeah, well, again, I don't know what they're allowed to not have.

Electricity. Well, that would be hard. Hot water. That would be hard. Friends outside of the community. I think there are, I think there's a reason I'm not living that way. Yeah. You know, I would worry about offending the Omish, but at least I don't think they're not

allowed to. I don't think they're allowed to listen to the commercial break. They might have they've got cell phones. That's true. They might. Well, you should have seen the cell phones they had too. The cell phones were not like regular iPhones. They were like the old, you know, Nokia flip, not even a flip phone. Like one of those where it slides out, the keyboard slides out and you have to like, the kick. Yeah, the kick-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t- A, B, that means put it in your pussy. Right, now you've deciphered the code. Yeah, I think it would be extraordinarily difficult to be an omnis person.

I do too. But I guess when you don't know the difference, then you don't know the difference. It's amazing to me. I've read this article, or maybe it was an Instagram reel, you know, reading Instagram reel, it's similar to me. When this guy says, this professor says,

90% of your effect on your children has nothing to do with anything you say or anything you do inside the household, it has to do with where they live. That's it, period and descendants. He's like, I've studied this for years. This is like a clip. It's got a million, I think a million likes or something.

It's like this crazy amount of views and likes. And the guy says, 90% of the influence you bear on your children has nothing to do with your personality, what you say, how you guide them, what sports you put them in, what things you do as a family, it has to do with where they live. I don't think that's true. Where they were born. I don't know. I'm not a professor.

I'd like to think that because that means that I have less influence over my children. I have to worry about it so much. So when I terrify my child by telling her there's a bear outside, yeah, she lives in a great place though. She lives in a wonderful house. I don't know that it's not true. I don't really have any idea, but think about it because if you're born into an omesh household, right?

That is so much different than being born into like, you know, I don't know, into Bel Air or something like that. Your life is completely different. The way that you look at things, your perspective, how you handle life, the way that you interpret, you know, the people around you and everything, changes based on what community you live in. Period end of sentence. We have it largely. Yeah, but I mean, I was going to say living in an Amish community seems very, I, I, I saluted, but very integrated, very saturated in its own self. Yes. You know, I don't think that living in Ohio and playing soccer or living in Atlanta and playing soccer,

I don't know if that would make a huge difference because you're saying about it's like where, the cities? Yeah, he didn't specify, because we always were only a minute longer. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. He did specify. He did where?

Yeah, he made a lot, he made a big statement in one minute and then he let out all the details. The details weren't there, but it was a provocative statement nonetheless. I would like to think by, you know, nurturing your children and doing things with them helps. Let's make a provocative statement and I'll turn it into a real. Ready? 90% of the influence you bear on your children has nothing to do with what you say, percent of the influence you bear on your children has nothing to do with what you say, how you, how they grow up, what sports you choose to put them in. It only has to do with one thing, whether or not you send them to a school where only

fans teachers are there. That's it. That's it. That's the only thing. 90% of their life could be based on that. Yeah. Whether or not you drink nut butt beer by Brian. Yeah. Yes. Oh, love me some nut butt, Chrissy. Oh, good.

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