The Commercial Break - Bryan's Sloppy Joe & Sexual Surrogate Hut!

Episode Date: April 1, 2022

Bryan is still having dreams about Alanis Morissette and he cannot figure out why! Then he shares his music video hit list from late nights in the studio. Hint: The music is good, Bryan singing is bad. Then the gang agrees: Sting is a God. Men want to be him, women want to be with him! Finally, Krissy used to host a late night Apartment Finder infomercial in Nashville. Luckily for us, her husband has decided to send a copy to Bryan. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Best of you, Brian. Best of you out there on the podcast, universe. Here we are once again. I told you, I think I told you in an episode or two ago that I have been having this reoccurring dream. I say it's reoccurring. I think like three separate times I've had Lannis Moris said in my dream.

I know. It's so weird. And I think I understand, I think that, like sometimes my dreams are vivid and sometimes they're not. I'm sure that for most people who remember their dreams, this is how it happens. Sometimes you remember and they're really vivid and then other times you just don't even,

nothing, you go to sleep, you wake up. Right. Very true. And I know some people who don't dream at all, or that's what they say. I'm never had a dream of my life. I don't know. It seems strange. But I think it's, I think that's probably true, right? You just that's what they say. I'm like, I've never had a dream of my life. I don't know. It seems strange, but I think it's,

I think that's probably true, right? You just, yeah, and just the, maybe the mechanism of remembering a dream doesn't work for them. I think it has to do with my horrible habit of eating cereal late at night with cream. You know, they say sometimes like foods that are heavy will make you dream weird things.

That's true. They've ever heard that, like fatty foods or have something to do with something or other. So I think, you know, I've been, uh, last couple of weeks, I've... Astrid by the cereal. I'm not blaming Astrid as my fault, but Astrid buys that damn cereal.

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this has got to be one of the weirdest thing, I mean, I know it's not the weirdest thing that anybody eats, but it's certainly not normal to put cream in your cereal and eat it late at night, half and half. I know a lot of cereal eaters late at night, but yeah, the half and half maybe taking it is going, it's going too far.

Well, it's going indulgent. So I turned to the one place I knew I could get comfort about this, reddit. Reddit. I was like, well, I can't be the only person. And the answer is for everything. Yeah, well, I just wanted to have, I just wanted to. Find your, your tribe.

Yeah, I wanted to find my tribe. Yeah, of strange eaters. And man did I find them. Oh, yeah. Okay. Are you ready for this? I read about a guy and Man this calls a stink on on reddit. I read about a guy who is he says by his own

Definition he is addicted to drinking the water from the tuna can Oh that wow is right up there with cream and Oh! That... Wow! Is right up there with cream and... Here it is, gotta be. What a fucking strange thing to be, to enjoy. Yeah.

I mean, I... No, I put that stuff down the drain. I know, I used to be like, I wanna lost a bunch of weight. The reason why I lost weight is because I ate two things, three things, and three things only, every single day. Even sometimes when I went out to eat, I would refuse to go out, I would refuse to eat their food.

I would go back how many of my food. I would go back how many of my food. And the morning I would have shredded wheat, one, two shredded wheat, like two big shredded wheat. I hate that stuff. I know, so by the way, I don't know a huge fan either. And I didn't even get like that. Because it's good for you now.

I didn't even get the sweetened, like the one with the- Right, I just got the straight grass fed grass. Grass fed fucking grass. Tastes like you're eating a box of hay. It's just like this, got it. Then I put a little, what you'm gonna call it, oh, milk on it.

Oh, milk? Okay. Right, or almond milk, one of the two. Yeah, like almond milk. And then I take protein powder and I put it on there, chocolate protein powder. Oh, okay, that's how you spice it up. It's gonna spice it up a little bit. For lunch, I would have two cans of tuna with a dab of mayonnaise, a little bit of mustard,

and then I'd take some crackers and I'd eat that with crackers. I look good tuna for salad. I'm like a really good one. But the second that I put that tuna can away, the second that the tuna had left the tuna can, I had to wash it out with bleach, scrub it, and put it in the trash can. And then I take the trash immediately out because I could not stand the smell of tuna in my house.

That's the last thing anybody wants to smell, is tuna fucking fish. It's correct. Gross. The thought of drinking the juice out of the tuna can makes me sick to my stomach, just talking about it. Yeah. That's the acquired taste as they say.

This dude has never gotten laid in his life guarantee because that guy is tuna fucking breath. Tuna farts, tuna burps, tuna breath. His skin probably smells like tuna. You can't just drink tuna, can't juice. That's, I mean, I feel so much better about my cream and cereal. Yeah, there's the thing, it's very mild. Yeah, and imagine the sodium content in tuna can juice.

That's true. Because all it is is salt water, right? Yeah. Yeah, and he says he does this like six or seven times a day. Oh, wow. That he doesn't even eat the tuna sometimes. Oh my gosh. He just throws the tuna away and drinks the tuna can.

Okay, that should be on your TLC show. Oh, welcome to Sharers, what can I get you? I don't like tuna can juice. Shake it, not stirred. I put a damn thing in it. The smelly of the bed up. It's fucking disgusting. Fucking disgusting.

Man, I was listening to some good music last night, Chris. Good, good music. Tellin' you what? I went back in the catalog. I started gettin' on that YouTube sucks, you fuckin' in. Oh, it does, yeah. And then I would go, I saw a music video. I popped on that video, you know that YouTube sucks you fucking in. Oh it does yeah, and then I would guide pop that I saw music video I popped on that video then it showed me another video

They're really good at that algorithm. Yeah, Atlanta's more set and then I'm like you know when I'm Natalie merchant Oh, yeah, I remember that carnival song I walked these streets a virtual it seemed to me If my task miss my rise by what my eyes have seen that has a guitar solo in the man I loved it and then it went to solo only by the police You know I realized about that band. It's just sting. That's all it is Just sting I watched them live like five years six years ago they would have a big you know get together too and they remember they went around and sold out everywhere. Stings you only want to

do anything. He's singing all the songs. He's playing the fucking bass guitar. Stuart Copeland's drumming back there but he's just a weird man. He's just like he's got that fucking headband on like a 13 years old and I even know the guitar is name. What's his name? I don't know. You know And knows you wanted to want to know know I because it's just sting That's all anybody cares about is the incredibly good looking man standing there playing bass like a badass and singing all the songs And when you hear so lonely life, which you realize it's a drummer too Sting a drummer too. I think I think things and everything I think things one of those guys is a man of many times

He's a man. He's a man of many everything He can make love for seven to nine hours He's got beautiful women all around him, but he's like a perfect gentleman. He's He's a guy that everyone wants But you can't look because that looks good. Yeah, yeah, that's right. I'm dangling necklace and it looks good And he has wristbands, like, you know, it is bracelets like this, but they actually look like it means something.

He's the kind of guy when he wears, you know, Buddhist bracelet, it looks like he actually is a Buddhist and he knows what that means. I just feel like a dipshit, like a 40 year old, trying to recapture his 20 year old youth. Like I should be at the fish concert or something. Like fish, the key Martin. He could wear dog Martin.

He does wear dog Martin. It leather pants and ripped up shirts. He does it, it looks cool. He plays a bass from 1983 that's never had a string change in its life, but most people would go, yeah, that poor guy, he just, he doesn't have it. It was sting plays it, and people get voted. Men get directions, women poor guy. He just he doesn't have a sting place it and people can go. Yeah, men get directions women get wet. Yes, like, you know, women want to love you, men will adore you. It's just one of those guys walks in and everyone's like, oh, it's

sting. And he doesn't do anything. He's, you know, occasionally shows up and he does something and never sting. Meanwhile, the guitarist looks like he's been doing nothing but you know, drinking Micheloba Ultra since police broke up. The best day of his life was when Sting agreed to do the police reunion. Right. Because he's like, I can use the four chords I know again.

Makes some money doing it. He runs around behind Sting, you know, playing the guitar. But he does no singing. There's no backing vocals. Because the backing vocals were all done by sting Saying his own backup of course he did because he's a fucking badass and everybody else is just riding his co-tales And I'm steward Copeland's a good drummer in his own right. I give it that but the guys wearing a headband He's got a big tall goofy lanky. He's playing you know

He plays the drums not like a regular drummer like holding the sticks in his hands like a regular, but he holds that one stick, yeah. He holds one regular and then one, he's got that jazz hand, like that twinkle toe's hand, and then he's got the headband and then he's got this big microphone attachment and he doesn't do anything, he doesn't say anything, doesn't sing anything.

It's like, so when you hear so lonely, which is one of the great police songs of all time, when you hear that song recorded, you're like, you know, there's all these people in the background, I'm like, Delana, Delana, let's say. Right, and nothing. And nothing when they go live, it's like,

Delana, so you know why, no, why? Because Sting can't be everywhere. He's only one guy, he's human too. We don't know that. Fuck man, fuck I wanna be Sting. I don't care how old he how is he 90 Well, he could be 90 maybe you never know because he's You see staying on an interview you like a Tom Green. Oh look at old MTV interview. No, but it's good morning America live He's so good looking that's right. He's like Tom crew you never ages weirdly. No, but it's good morning America live. It's because he's so good looking. That's right, he's like Tom Cruise.

You never age as weirdly. No, but he sold his soul to the Scientology. Yes, yes. He's a time traveler or something. He is. He is. He's a people like, I believe in orc or something.

He could be a vampire. Yeah, he went to the orc ship and the fuck, I don't know. He rose to the highest level. Then one of my favorites came on. This guy has not exactly a sting. He's like the anti-sting is not age like sting and that's Christopher crosses Oh, I love that song It's not for me. I love that song and if a wind is right you can sail away

Five hundred, five hundred, five hundred, oh the canvas can do miracles Just you wait and say hey don't do so on Christopher Croff. I love him But okay, so he sings that song that's such a silky smooth It is if you don't he won like all the Grammys that year for Everything ever yeah ever it was Christopher Croff all over the place It was Christopher Croff's year is what it was. And everybody loved that guy. And he brought on the yacht rock. Like the whole phenomenon is based around one man and one man only, his name is Christopher Cross.

And he plays that guitar and just stands there. He's a little chubby. And it takes me away. And he's got that song, you know, what's that song he sang with the other guy? Yeah, the one to run or no, I got to run. Like the wind, ride like the wind. I'll be free again.

Yeah. And I've got such a long way to go in there. Make it with Norm MacDonald, Michael MacDonald. No, that's my, I love Michael MacDonald. It's such a long way to go. The Mickey to the border of Mexico. So I ride like the wind. Right, like to win. Okay, so I then I get into him

and then I go do some research on where he is. Like what's going on in Christopher? I'm spending hours at my feet. I just saw a CBS Sunday morning on him, like a little while back. That's what I was watching. It was like a 2020. So it was like two years ago when the pandemic started

and he was like, I'm just so grateful that the beats still be doing this. What I love and blah, blah. So he sells out these like medium sized civic centers. Basically, right? He's got this band behind him. He sounds like nothing like he did back then. Yeah, he's like, you know.

See, like, takes me a little, with me, with me, with me. And then they have these beautiful singers behind him. Because that's what you do when you get old and your voice gets shitty. You have other people sing for you. That's the Motley crew. Yeah.

That thing that we saw. Back's the Motley crew. Yeah. That's the thing that we saw. Back to singing. Wow. Wow. Wow. It's like Eddie Vetter. God bless Eddie Vetter. But it takes a lot of energy and effort to sing like you have a pack of cigarettes stuck

in your throat. Yes. Right. And when he did all those songs alive and and all that other stuff, and then he just toured incessantly for the entirety of the 90s and the 2000s. And he still smokes and drinks to the stage. He does, yeah, takes his toll. Said he can't say,

he can't hit those notes like he used to. So he lets the crowd do it for him. He does. Now the crowd doesn't give a shit because they love Pearl Jam and I love Pearl Jam and whatever. But I realize I'm one of the, I think I'm one of the few people in the crowd

that recognizes that what Eddie's doing, right? I think everybody else just wants to believe that he's hitting those high notes. He's just giving it to the crowd. I can do it, but here is for you. You pay no, I'm money, you do it. That's what Christopher Cross is doing. He sounds like a drunk hermit now. Yeah, but in his heyday he was hot.

Oh my god, he was hot. He was the hottest thing ever. And he only had two songs, but he was the hottest thing ever. He had a whole lot of them. It was a whole album. But he made sailing sound cool. Everybody wanted to sail. Yeah, and that twinkly toes piano in the middle.

Do you ever gone sailing? No, I mean in my mind when I'm listening to that song. and that the twinkly toes piano in the middle. Do do do do. Have you ever gone sailing? No, I mean, in my mind when I'm listening to that song. I remember I did one time at like a camp, as a camp situation. And camp sailing. My friend and I, we got out the sailboat, we talked, we talked how to use it,

how to do everything, we got out there and we flipped it. Oh. That's what. Yeah, I'm afraid to sail. I'm afraid of sailing. I'm going to say I'm afraid of saying I'm going to say like that. I think I'm going to try. Now it happens. Yeah, okay. Alright, so then next I want this video I've seen a long time was one of my favorites.

It's at totos Africa, but not sung by Toto or fucking Weezer, which is an awful version of the song. I'm sorry, I've heard the Weezer version. Oh my god, don't bother. All the young kids got crazy over there. Oh, I did. How the song is wonderful. That was from 1982.

You know, it's one of those songs that many young people don't know was recorded by someone else. That's when you know you're old. This is done by Mike Massey and Jeff Hall. They're basically cover band artists. And this thing, this video I think is a mass, like 83 million views. You have to, you have to Google this.

And I don't want to play it because, I know I probably could get away with this one because it's like a cover of a song. It's like a new rendition of this. But it's really true to the original version. Okay, I love out of Africa. Mike Massey, Jeff Hall, and I'll text it to you. These two are in a pizza shop, a fucking pizza shop.

Nice. Okay, they're not even at a bar or a club. They're at a pizza shop in the middle of the day, in somewhere, Massachusetts or some shit like that. And they're in the corner, they're like in the front door. They're basically in the front hallway of this pizza shop, like when people are coming in there. Had the pizza shop higred them?

I'm assuming. Were they the parlor band? Or they just showed up and said, hey, can we play? Yeah. My wife kicked us out of the basement. You mind if we play? That's a pizza shop. What do I care?

I give a shit. Yeah. And so there's just one camera view, straight on shot. Two guys, one base, one guitar. little tiny amplifiers next to them, microphones, right? And they do the most kick ass rendition of Africa. Wow. I have ever heard. It's basically acoustic.

But if you listen to Africa, you realize just how complicated the the synchronicity, the chords are, the chord progressions and all this other stuff that's going on with the vocals. It's so complicated. The harmonizations are insane in that song and these two do it beautifully. It's the best rendition I've ever heard. You've got to check this out. You really were just an entire episode of me just telling you what you should go listen to now. In then and then. And I don't understand,

this is like the kuda grow. I don't understand when this song or how this song got so popular, but it did. And now it's like, the theme song for an entire nation. You think of the UK and a song that the,

like a popular new-ish like last 15 years song that the people in London and Britain, that they just love. It's like a song they've adopted as their de facto national anthem. What do you think of? Wow. Like, Ars would be that Kid Rock song we listen to that one.

Right. Right. Yeah. Ars would be that song. Who's that, you know, that guy? Who Kid Rock song we listen to that one. Right. Right. Yeah. ours would be that song. Who's that guy? Who sings that song about America? Lee Greenwood. Yeah, Billy Greenwood.

Yeah, that's like ours, right? Okay. Can you say? Yeah, I don't know. I mean, was it a Susan Boyle or something? Yeah. Okay. It's Noel Gallagher's.

Oh, waterfall? No. No. So Sally can wait. Oh. Don't look back in anger. Do you have you haven't heard the song? I'm probably have that Right No fucking clue I don't understand and And for the longest time, I said, the song was so dumb.

Like, I was, okay, I heard a few OASA songs. Yeah. I wasn't necessarily into them. I thought Liam Gallagher was kind of a fucknot. And he was a fucknot. He just gave out a little album. He did? Okay, no, obviously the talent behind that band, right?

Liam just kind of sat there and sang his brother's songs. And they were always fighting and throwing each other. They were always fighting. They claim they were the new Beatles. And I guess they were because they ended up being incredibly popular, at least in the UK. Very true. But for the first like 30 times I heard this song I'm like, what the fuck is this? So Sally can wait.

She says it's your late but we're gonna win it. So it's so dumb right? It's like so Sally. I didn't even understand what was being said. But now every time I hear that song, I'm like, I get so into it. I'm like, and I don't even know what it means of people on the streets in London. Really? Singing this song.

Like, remember when they had the bomb that went off at the area in the day concert, that wouldn't happen with sting was there. No. Tell you that much right now. He is also a bomb sniffing dog. He's a bomb deflector. He's a bomb sniffing dog, additionally. He's a bomb deflector.

He has like a superpeel. Yeah, he's got that bracelet around. He knows how to use that. He's got a bracelet. Yeah. He's got a bracelet. He's got bomb-stiffing dog, additionally. He's a bomb deflector. He has like a superpeak. Yeah, he's got that bracelet around. He knows how to use that bracelet around his wrist. Well, between the dangling necklace and the bracelet. Yeah, just like to flex all bad juju.

There's no bad energy at a sting concert. You go there and you walk out, you like you go there with, and you're an overdraft protection, you walk out rich because you are in the aura of sting. Talking about some concerts, I was just with my sister this past weekend, we were laughing because she one time, this has been a few years ago, went to a Billy Joel concert and she was pregnant at the time, she and her husband went, they had these tickets way ahead of time in advance and so her husband went with her and she was said that she, the next day, she was like,

I've never seen so many people grow, adults completely just shit. What is it? What is it? I, somebody fell off a balcony. Wow. Everybody was ordered. Where were they? They were in North Carolina.

In Charlotte, yeah. Asher and I. She said it was were in North Carolina and Charlotte. Yeah, Astrid and I that's it. It was wild. I was very hard. The same exact thing at Billy Joe. Oh, yeah. Astrid and I went to the concert. The piano man. The first time that the new a brave stadium was open to anything. Yeah. Was the the first time that they opened those doors to the to the general public

was for the Billy Joel concert. And I have never in my life seen so many irresponsible adults and friends. Right, like middle aged adults. Like teenage children taking care of their mom. Right. Like their mom out there, like, you know, it's showing her tits. I, and some daughters I cover and are like,

mom, I have never seen it in Pastor Nive. We're making comment. I actually had, there's a video out there if you can find my personal YouTube page. There's a video out there that I made. I edited together a bunch of footage that I took that night of people just completely embarrassing themselves losing their fucking shit.

Over Billy God damn Joel. I mean, he's good. I mean, he's good, but he's not that good. He's not like drop your top good. That's Motley Crew. Like I get that drop your top coat. That's Motley crew. Like I get that. Saggy tits in a Motley crew concert, I get that. Billy Joel, I don't understand.

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I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, the third time. And after that, I was like, listen, there could only be one more song, really, right? And so we left. And Kevin and everybody else said this, it was a 12 more songs, good guy played. He was there to like, you know, four in the morning, playing every song he ever knew. And poor Billy, he's like,

the big bar. He's got something weird with his eyes, his eyes were like, he's got this weird film over his eyes. Yeah, yeah. He's going blind or something. I think he one time said to Howard Stern, I'd never heard the interview, but I read the quote, that when I look at a piano, it looks like a shark to me.

It looks like a shark. Like, I know that once I start touching it, it represents, I'll never stop. Like it represents pain and muscle. But, you know, he said it was like, like, it hurt. You know, like, it was something that physically could hurt him. You know, like, it was something that that physically could hurt him. Like, because he was, yeah, he had a bad relationship. But that guy is constantly in the top of the top of the top money makers live shows.

Oh, yeah. He's always touring. I mean, I want to see it now. That Christy Brinkley must be expensive. That X-Fight must be expensive. That's right. He's got more than her. Unbelievable.

Anyway, like five times. Went down the YouTube Brad, but whole ass. Yes, we okay. On the music. Yeah. And I just had a grand old time. Grand old time. And I know you probably half you don't even know

what half those songs are. But at least I wasn't going down the like the Selene Dion route, which I did one night too. I said, Selene Dion to Adele to Whitney Houston. I was just like, and every one of those big, ballad hits, I was like, Oh, crying. hits, I was like, I'm crying. Whitney, Whitney, why'd you have to die?

But one of the other things that I had an opportunity to see last night on video was this incredible, I don't even know how to explain this, but I'm gonna try. And it's time for the commercial break inside of the commercial break. It's so fucking meta, I can't even stand it. I wanted to let you know that Chrissy and I are going to be doing the TCB Summer Games when this summer.

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I stumbled upon a video that your husband sent me. I know that up until recently I didn't even know existed. Chrissy Hodley, I always thought that I was coming in here kind of flying blind that Chris's experience in entertainment Television and radio was as Was just like mine like I'd been you know She'd been on radio with me a couple times Maybe I was a little bit more and then I had the streaming radio station that no one ever listened to any Ways it didn't really matter, but she was up there a few times of me

I thought that was you know, and I knew she was Miss Tennessee volunteer or something like that But I didn't had no idea that you were doing actual commercials like you know. Yes, I did. Form info commercials. Yes, I did. I did. I did. Yes, I was in Nashville.

I was working for Comcast, which is now Exfinity, but working there. And you know, we had to kind of, it was, you know, it was local cable. Yeah. So you had to kind of do your own stuff, maybe voice your own commercials. If you sold somebody down the street. I mean, it's fucking Knoxville. I mean, I, that was Nashville. It was Nashville. It was this one, but I was doing commercials

in Knoxville for a used car commercial. I remember specifically having to say, come down to this, we'll slash your prices to the bone. I mean, it's a slash of the price of the bone. We have to get a hold of that commercial. I'm gonna take that. Yeah, there's lots of bad commercials out there. I have a whole stash of them that we can listen to.

You know, I one time, when I, we know the five seconds that I was on the radio at Clear Channel, one time that someone got a Comcast order and they needed like six endorsers, you know, like endorsements from the host, from the DJs. Sure. And they just happen to sell one on the station that we were on

and since there was no other live person on that radio station, except for me at two in the morning, they gave me the host. And I got paid, I think like $4,000 to do a video and a 60 second audio commercial. Right, that was incredible. He was a talent. How much money those motherfuckers were getting

for these endorsements? No wonder. That's, you don't make your money in the salary You make it in the endorsements. You get a free car Someone gives you a discount on a mortgage whatever, you know, that's how you do it. Yeah, for sure But no discounts here for Christmas Christmas apartment shopping Gotta go to youtube.com Flash the commercial break and check this one out. Yeah, for sure.

So just to let you know, we do clips every single day of the week. I'll certainly make this one a clip, but we're also going to start airing the full, I say airing, we're starting airing across the TV station airing. We're going to start uploading the full episode videos for you to enjoy by request a couple days after the episode airs So if you're listening to this and then you want to go watch this

You'll be able to do so just go to the full episode No, just go to the full episode playlist. Oh, Chrissy. Yes. I can I can I can I believe this is your voice It doesn't sound like you at all. Yeah, well, I think I was reading and I can do a whole other voice In flexion yeah, well, I think I was reading and I can do a whole other voice inflections for reading. I can too, but it has to be so exaggerated. I can't like change my regular voice to like another voice like,

Hi, I'm Chris Yodley. I learned how to do that in Knoxville. Yeah, I was able to do some dumb accent. I was like, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. I'm a sexual servant. I'm a sexual... I'm a sexual... Sexual Saragit. Ha, ha, ha. Ah, come down to Brian's sexual Saragits and Sloppy Joe's job.

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To clean up those blow jobs and give you a sloppy Joe I'm the back you'll get you'll get the best sex advice you've ever had and the best sloppy Joe Have a trouble getting a hard on come on down to Brian sexual sarah can see in sloppy Joe hut 50% off when you use code sloppy serigant Sloppy, sir. Oh. Is your love making you sloppy? Is my sloppy Joe's come on down to Brian Green, Sloppy Joe and say actual Sarah get a. I'm picturing like your license, your certification, this flight next to the counter where you order

your sloppy to license number number license sexual therapists number three. There's only two others in the world and I'm one of them. When you make a sloppy Joe, you want your meat to be tender, but not in bed. Just come on down to Brian Green, Slavic Joe and sexual serenget hook. Bring your wife. Bring your neighbor. Bring your neighbor. Okay.

I would have done your commercial for you if I were to be the shabber ties with me. Yeah. Meanwhile, this entire time, there's been a picture of an angel. Go to YouTube, doesn't it? Meanwhile this entire time there's been a picture of an angel Go to YouTube So we should be giving any context for this This is like do something new on the show give content People you know and in local ad sales people get creative We were just discussing this earlier with different packages and things and whatever so they came to me

They say The packages come on Going down to my great-savvy Joe Sexual Sarah get up I'll give you a package you really need So we they came to me they said Chris we want you to like go out and sell Advertising to apartment complexes like really getting Chris, we want you to go out and sell advertising to apartment complexes. Like, really getting drained in the apartment. Speaking of getting drained.

Really getting drained in the apartment community. So I joined like these apartment groups. We've got a few groups enjoying down the sloppy. Brian, sloppy, Joe, and sexual serif. These are the kind of groups you're going to bring enjoying down the sloppy, Brian Slavic Joe and sexual serp, these aren't the kind of groups you're gonna bring back to the apartment though. So we, so, I had to go out and sell these apartment complexes, and then I would put together a show,

and this was a 30 minute show, and it would air over night really Spigot a show Weird times about the day Yeah, I mean it was like a info merciless It was like a pain for time. Yeah, it was a 30-minute thing. So anyways, this is it now the another funny thing I got to know I met new people I lived in Nashville and I

remember they were like your voice sounds so Finally, one of them said that they woke up one time on the couch TV doing this apartment show and that's how they figured it out. Anyways, one time I woke up on the couch too Going down to Brian Green, Sloppy Joe andun hood here's Chrissy Houdley she'll ring you up for your sloppy Jo and have sex with your husband All of our chefs double as sexual Saragun They're pounding meat literally all day. Oh My god literally all day. Oh my God. He run with this. That's great.

Yeah, that's what Brian does. He beats it into the ground. He's big enough beating it into the ground. Oh, Chris, Chris. The APN, the apartment preview network. That's right. It's a preview of apartment. The adult porn network presents Chrissy Hodeleon, your new apartment. I'm here for the apartment tour. I bet you are. Hello, would you like to have a tour? Would you like to have a tour? Hi, welcome to ComPass The Patent Cleary Network.

To the next first. Hi. First of all, I just, I mean, I know this is grainy footage and it's kind of hard to see, but you look like June Cleaver. I know this is grainy footage and it's kind of hard to see, but you look like June Cleaver. I know. I mean, you got a full jacket on, a button-up shirt, black pants, and your hair is parted. It's like blowing in the wind.

I know, it's blowing in the wind. You look good. You're a little deer in the head like, hi. Yeah. Hi. Hi, here. Let's go back here for a minute. I don't do this.

I don't do this. Look at Chrissy. Woo! Hey! Hey! Let's go back and let's get... I want to hear your entrance here, because it's solid. Okay.

Hi! Welcome to ComPass Department Preview Network. For the next 30 minutes, we'll be taking a look at some of the apartments in the Nashville area. So sit back, relax, and enjoy your tour. Hahaha! Sit on back, grab a beverage and a floppy bag. Say, Jack, relax, grab a beer and a bottle of gasoline.

Chris, it's about to walk in these some apartments. Hahaha! Hahaha! One of the places we'd like to do our sexual serenity is on apartment tours. Hey, you mind leaving us alone for a few minutes so we can look at the kitchen? Okay, now, yeah, now Jack twist an impulse. It feels good. Now listen to Chrissy walk through these.

This is your voice. This is your voice. Yeah, that's insane. So let me, so let me ask you this, a few questions here. Yes, okay. Is this like a professional camera setup? It was two guys. Yeah.

Speaking of two guys. It was a camera guy. I mean, another guy I think was doing like a microphone. Okay, here's our chef and our fry cook. Pounding away at one of our clients. Or husband's crying in the corner. Or husband went to the bathroom and we gave her a sexual serigacy course right there at booth number three.

I hope you played a sexual surrogacy before this episode. I have to now, of course. Yeah, I'm kind of stuck now with this. Yeah, I have to remember that actually. Okay, so two guys. Yeah. Tripod, I imagine. Yeah, tripod.

Oh, he had a hand help. Yeah, and he's very steady. He'd go get shots. Be roll. Yeah, be roll in the apartments.'d go get a shot. Be roll, be roll, the apartments. And then I would voice, I do the voice over. So you'd go back to the station and you'd voice over. Right, and I had a script. OK, who gave you a script?

I think the camera got it. They made it. They were like, you know, want to be a director's type thing. Oh, they were? They wanted to get into video and directing. I bet they did. I wonder what these guys are now. Oh, no. I'm just like Steven Spielberg and George Lucas. How many times did you have to do that walking back and forth like that? Walking back and forth of that. Oh, like that one shot. Yeah.

That was a lot. Yeah. That's hard to do. Yeah. Sometimes I could stuck in this plate, like that one shot. Yeah, that was a lot. Many many times. Yeah. Sorry, it's hard to do. Yeah, that's sometimes I could stuck in this plate, just doing one commercial. I'll be here for an hour. Yeah. Trying to get it right. It's fucking I'm not actually. You can never do it right when you have to do it right.

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Who watches this for half an hour? Who really looks for an apartment? Definitely was in the market for a part of it. You know what, but I remember these would be on in Atlanta too. Really? Yeah. I also remember watching this. Remember that guy Clint, did I work, that I lived with, the guy who got arrested at the masters

for 30 hits of Excessy and his sock? Yeah. Yeah, okay. So when he had left the apartment or when he was jailed, I remembered that we had, I didn't have cable in my room. And I decided to head there for it and have a TV. The TV was out in the living room.

And then Clint had one in his bedroom, of course. Of course he did, yeah. So there's this TV. And I remember I was taking care of, you know, whatever, the dog. Chancey, the dog. When I call him, chompers, the dog or whatever. So I was taking care of,

attunes is the dog. And I remember late at night, these commercials would come on too. I'm just seeing the own apartment complex that I was living in on this And I was like wow they make it look really nice. It is not really nice And I can't believe it these apartment complexes would pay for this like who would I guess They were you know paying for the the newspaper though are the magazine the Mac apartments for rents Exactly the websites. Yeah magazine's for rent.

Exactly, the websites. Yeah, and remember to hit that place you could go to apartments, apartments, whatever. Yeah, that's what I think is department.com now. Yeah, Kimmy and I found our place. Yeah, I found a place one time. Yeah, we actually went and talked to.

Me too. Yeah, like a consultant. I should have become an apartment consultant. So, you know, your life would have been so much better. Remember, okay, so when I live with the clean guy, I remember that I had to get another apartment. And so I went to one of those apartment places. Yeah. And I walked in.

They sit down, ask questions. I walked in and the guy says, listen, you know, our couple of agents are busy right now. What's your budget? Come back in an hour. What's your budget? If you've an hour. What's your budget? If you've ever been arrested for battlefield, you know, they get you a list of 1,000 departments.

And then you'd have to whittle it down and then they'd get first months rent or whatever from the place. Right. But I remember that I came back an hour later and he hooks me up with this girl. And he says, you're going to be with Woleska. Her name was Woleska.

Well, when I was a teenager, I had dated Woleska. The same girl? Same girl. Same chick. She was there. And senior in years didn't even know her phone ever had no idea. It's like one of those people that just comes

in your life for a hot minute that leaves. Never again had I seen her until then. And it turned out she was living in the same apartment complex that I was living in with Clint. So that night I walked on down her house. I grabbed a six pack and she was like, come on by, you know. Wine and cheese. You could feel in the apartment.

I think I was a reacon act. Man, there's like little sparks flying across the table, you know, and she was like, why are you doing it? What's your budget? Yeah, what's your budget? $5,000 a month. $17,000 a week. Can you find something for me? I just give it some money. I guess I'll just... Alaska. Well, it doesn't have the crappy wallpaper

I'm looking for. So I'll take this one for $700 a month. What's the credit score you got 500 Well 485 new I have a 785 credit score, but I don't want to use all of it on this If you had just use 400 on this What that's not how credit score works okay I'm so excited about this. I put on a lot of love. Extra patulli that day. I'm sure it was. That was a guy that was wearing patulli and one time the guy manager at the restaurant that I was working at was like, dude, we've been getting so many complaints

about that patulli. You got to come and get it. I'm so excited about this. I put on a lot of love. Extra patulli that day. I'm sure it was. That was a guy that was wearing patulli and one time the guy manager at the restaurant that I was working on, I was like, dude, we

get so many complaints about that patchouli. You got to cut that shit out. The whole restaurant was like, fucking patchouli. We had garlic steak with one of the things we cook in an open kitchen in this fine dining restaurant. And they were, yeah, my patchouli was like, we can't even smell the garlic. I had this roller. I had this roller. I had this stuff.

I had a roller. I had a roller. It was a bottle of patchouli with a little roller. It was like, this thing was tiny. It was oil. It was pure patchouli oil. Pure 100% uncut patchouli oil. And I'll never forget.

I bought this at loose luces in Charleston. This hippie-dippy shop. I'm not Charleston, excuse me, Hilton Head. And Chrissy, let me explain something. I had this bottle for like 52 years. I never ran out, I was like a magical bottle of patulli, but I just kept putting on it, it would never go, that's how thick it was.

I was dabble-dee-yo. Oh, I go here, I go on the arm, yeah, I put it on my chest, I put it in my underwear sometimes. I'd be like, I'm gonna smell so good to everybody. Meanwhile, people are like radiation. I glowed in the dark. People were like, who's that hippie? Who's that guy serving us our $82 steak?

Smells like shit. Oh, okay, so I get to the front door. Well, that's because front door. I knock on the door and who opens it? Like a seven year old child. And I did know this because I had known. And it's like, oh, this is my child, Jimmy, Bimmy, whatever's name.

So then I was like, okay, roll with the punches, you know, and we said. I got my patchouli on. And we Netflix didn't chill. She rented a movie and we Netflixed and chill. But we couldn't do anything. Because every time we tried to do something, her seven year old would run out,

and every five seconds, the seven year old was, she'd, it's like, go in a bed, we're talking about my, my, my, my. After a while, I just got drunk and walked over. I was like, it's good to see you, well, that's good. Forget about the apartment, I'm good. I'm gonna stay with Chauncey, the dog, and Clint, the felon. I'm gonna sleep on the floor there. Pretty cup for pretty coffee.

I wish I would have had Chrissy to tell me where I go. I mean, a fella you'd tuned in. Well, I didn't even, I didn't even know Nashville existed back then. My world was small. Our units offer magnificent panoramic views of downtown Nashville from your own private balcony. Our unique community.

Right, the guest balcony. Our unique community. Listen to Chrissy. She's got that first-person voice. Our unique community. It's coming back to me too. I think that's what it was. The people that came with the scripts were the apartment people.

It was a little bit of a collaboration. Yes, and you guys kind of wrote it. So it's a little bit of a... Yeah, and we just basically took the brochure from each play. Yeah, I mean... I made it. Meanwhile, this B-roll footage is like... It's a Clinton Tarantino.

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fully equipped business center with one computer and a shitty printer that never works. State of the art computer equipment, the Macintosh 1. Oh my god. Look at those checkered chairs. It's like a conference center. Oh my god, conference center. By the way, who's the look? We got an important business meeting me

am I a part of it complex center this is what all comes down to everything's on the line I will never forget the conference center next to the business I've got to be served. I've got to be served. Only the finest will do. Serious negotiations. This is where Putin and that guy Vladimir Valensky are meeting. Zelensky, whatever his name is. I'll never forget when I first started working in real estate,

I had a guy who told me he was gonna build like a 50,000 billion square foot, whatever. And I didn't know shit from Shainola, and I was just starting off in the financing business. And I got really excited about this guy I did not yet know that 92.9% of all people in real estate are full of shit right and have no clue what they're doing But I was learning but I think you're telling me about this whole complex Yeah, well this I don't know but so the guy sends me the address for the meeting and he's like, you know conference room a I literally end up in South Atlanta and an apartment complex is a leasing office

And I keep texting the guy. I'm like, hey, dude. I'm I think I get the wrong address Like I mean, he's like, no, I'm waiting on you and I'm like, where is like conference room a and I'm like There's not even an office building here. He's like, well, it's a leasing office because our office is being worked on. I'm like, yeah, sure. I walked in and I was like, oh man, I tried to take it seriously, but it's just hard. Yeah. Conference room, fitness facility.

Club room. Club room. Club room. Club room. Club room. Club room. Club room. Club room.

Club room. Club room. Club room. Club room. Club room. And a broken TV Frankie B would like it look at that this one was this 1990s 2005 2005 yeah, and it looks this shitty This is like a senior citizen's home like young people live there. I don know. There's a VCR next to that TV and the... Well, you do, yeah. Executive lounge. Yeah. Yeah. And...

Technology's changed quick. Yeah, that's true. And which person in the out apartment complex is using that executive lounge? Well, executives. Yeah. Washroom connections and furnished units are available. Oh I remember one time I went on apartment shopping and I yeah this music is off

I had one apartment shopping and the lady was telling me they had a furnished Apartments yeah, and I was like that's really exciting because I own no furniture And she was like it's only an extra $600 a month for them and was like, you know, $600 a month, you gotta rent it. I thought you were just like, you know, I paid once. Like, I paid once, no? It's not a church. It doesn't work like that, okay. Okay. And you're gonna live here. Somebody died here last week.

And there's been two murders. And ourselves and providing you with superior service, offering a wide variety of convenient services that can't be put in the bedroom down there. Yeah, that's the third time they've showed the bedroom in that shot. Meanwhile, they're like, we provide a myriad of convenient services.

Some ladies handing a guy at the front desk and envelope I can imagine how this is really and he's like you know with a smile on his face like sure all driver to the post office myself Meanwhile how this really goes don't get that shit to me. Yeah, don't give that shit to me. I don't want to be responsible for your shit Concierge assistance Car wash and detail, ballet shoe shine, a live-in grocery delivery, home video. Now, grocery delivery, in 2005 would have been a big fucking deal. That was ahead of its time. That's right.

And then home video rentals. Home video rentals right there. Deal the deal. Yeah, how do you do? And an art gallery. An art gallery? Who doesn't want an art gallery? Where they're in their apartment complex? Hey, honey, what do you say we take it? We say we have a you and me The art gallery

downstairs next to the leasing office It's between the conference room and the gym It's between the conference room and the exercise bike and broken television. Brad Lucas. Yeah. They're doing a series on Rembrandt Lookalikes. They've got a Jackson Pollock. I got a Jackson Polo guy down there, but it's jazz can block The air conditioning repair man Or got an idea let's get some groceries delivered

Got ourselves a VHS tape We'll cook some dinner. We'll run downstairs, we'll go in the executive lounge, we'll take advantage of the free coffee. We'll watch the nightly news, and we'll take a jog on the, or we'll take a little spin on the cycle, but there's only one, so we'll have to take turns. You can watch the broken TV while I do that.

And then we'll go to the art gallery. Honey, we won't even have to leave this. This is just exactly what I dreamed of. It's an all-inclusive place. And I'm gonna have to leave the resort. Why would you? If I could get weed delivered, I'd take her for the rest of my life. This is basically a senior citizen.

It takes care of all your needs. Yeah, and 360 panoramic views of downtown Nashville. Right. Oh my god, Chrissy. This is too good. You are too good. And we haven't even begun to go into it. But begun to scratch the surface because, come on down

to Brian Green, Sloppy Joe, and Sexual Saragüsey Hut. Oh, that's good. You know, Vark gallery. We can have our galleries. Snorkelcock and Brian Green, Sloppy Joe and sexual Sargey. Sargey, see how? Sargey, Sargey. You keep saying Sargey. Sargey.

I think it's like Ukrainian name, Sargey. I think so too. Oh my God, I will get back to this. Don't worry, there's another episode coming up. I need to dig up the car commercials that I was on. Please do. Yeah. Anything that you're in. Please do. Yeah. Anything that you're in, I am desperately trying

to get a hold of the 33-Willy, 33-P, Rec Room video footage. Yeah. And I think I got a line on it. I'm just kind of waiting for it. It's gotta be restored and digitized. So I'm just waiting on it. I promise, I said I'll pay.

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