The Commercial Break - BTY Friday: Paw Paw Popper!

Episode Date: July 29, 2022

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And Chrissy and I wanted to make sure that you, the brand new listeners or the old listeners, had an opportunity to catch up on some of the inside jokes, pearls of wisdom, favorite content foils, or extra funny moments. We know that it's hard to dig through 200 in some odd episodes of the commercial break when we're putting out three brand new ones every single week. Starting now and continuing for the rest of the summer, we're digging deep, we're finding our best and we're sending it to brand new ones every single week. Starting now and continuing for the rest of the summer, we're digging deep, we're finding our best and we're sending it to Y-O-Y.

So welcome to the very first, B-E-T-E-Y Friday. One of the most requested content foils that we get is mountain monsters. I found this absolutely absurd show, many, many episodes ago, and since then, Chrissy and I have reviewed five or six clips of the mountain monsters. But I think the hilarity really took hold on the second episode that we reviewed, which

we affectionately referred to as the Paw Paw Pawper. The harmonica loving 8.5 foot, 600 pound big foot that likes to play the harmonica. So I've taken the episode, I've cut all the fat, we're getting right to it, straight to the heart of the matter, so it's a shorter episode than usual, but I'm sure that's a positive in your mind. So here's our review of Mountain Monsters from the Commercial Break episode number 80. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. There could be a lot of potentially scary creatures out there.

Like you know, the yeti or the you know North Alaskan bigfoot or the firefoot or the whisper wolves or whatever the fuck they're called Anyway, I go trying to find information about this particular story the whisper was oh don't even get me started here We go you ready yes, so I go down this rabbit hole trying to find information about this bacteria called the clavidil or something So I go down this rabbit hole trying to find information about this bacteria called the clavidil or something. So I got a stitty catch it. I got a massage parlor. I got the clavidil from Betty at the massage parlor. But what I found when I started researching this was not anything about the clavidil.

What I found was a bunch of fucking morons running around, trying to prove that Bigfoot exists in multiple different reality shows on TV networks. I have never heard of. I was scrolling through the channels one day and I came across, was it on National Geo-mit? Not that geo-mit. Was it on Discover America or like Destination America?

Yes, discovered something. And it had these people that had a picture. But then the guy came out and said was it on Discover America or like Destination America? Yes, Discover something. It had these people that had a picture. But then the guy came out and said that he really had dressed up as a friend. And he had actually been the one to dress up to fool the other friend. Okay, so that's the very famous picture of Bigfoot

that everyone has seen. It's in textbooks, right? Oh, fancy crazy creatures, right? But there, you gotta remember that in 2021, there's a whole shitload of human beings who actually believe in this shit because their brains aren't working correctly. Right.

Because they have shit clanking around in their head, right? They believe anything that anybody says to them. And there are a lot of television shows that are dedicated to finding big-foot and such type creatures. I'm kidding, yeah. Yes. Now, there's a couple of things

that I've noticed about these television shows. And I'm focusing in on one. It's called, I can't even remember what it's called. Crazy creatures or something, like, you know, creating creatures or whatever. There's a couple of things that I've noticed about all these TV shows. They all have the same MO going on.

It's a couple of, you know, Hillbilly types, right? Good old boys. And I'm not saying it's a bad thing. I love my eating some good old boys. Yes. But they're all good old boys. They're all running around these incredibly, you know, dense forests at night with night vision goggles. And while they clearly see the creature every single episode, the camera never seems to get up. Right. The king. Yeah. There's this one show that we're about to listen to. This guy, the head guy here, he must weigh 450 pounds. He is huge.

He has a hard time walking at like, you know, even a snail's pace. He's a big boy. He's like lumbering around, right? Every episode that I watched, he sees whatever creature they're trying to catch, right? It's like, you know. It's different ones.

It's all kind of different ones. I'm telling you, the Whisper Wolves, the red hot, you know, fired bigfoot. A lot of us moms. And by the way, there's not just one type of bigfoot. There's millions of bigfoot. There's the thunder clappers and the, you know, the Rava Roovers.

It's not Harry from Harry and the Hunter's. No, it's not. It's, they're not that friendly. They all look scary. And by the way, destination America spared no expense at making a 3D animation of Bigfoot that my sundrails make better drawings. They're like, oh.

We saw the blue and haired Bigfoot. They all look incredibly not scary. I'm just telling you that. So here's what happens, ready in the darkness. Oh. Hey, Billy, over here. I think I see a path where clearly he's going down toward the crack. You know, they call it a crick. It's not a creek. It's a crack. Uh-huh. Hit him down toward the crack. Oh, there he is.

It's a camera. Is the camera running and like showing the ground? The camera's all shaky. Yes, but it's showing the ground the entire way because God forbid the cameraman actually see anything. God forbid the cameraman be any part of the action whatsoever. It always seems to be Billy the 450 pound man who needs a cart to get around a croaker, but he manages to run fast as the wind in the woods. I'm not making fun of the guy because he's big. He's big. There's lots of people are woods. I'm not making fun of the guy,

because he's big, he's big, there's lots of people are big. I'm saying, you get the premise here, right? Is that the camera man is probably some twink carrying around, you know, 450 pounds where the camera gear, and he can't manage to point his camera in the right direction at any time during any episode in 26 fucking seasons.

It's unbelievable. So I went down a total rabbit hole with this show. In every show, I'm more unbelievable than the next. And I'm not talking like the best kind of unbelievable. I'm talking about holy shit. Like these are paid actors clearly. Right? Okay. We want to get started on this. Let's get started on this. Where do we start as the question? Let me pull them up on the Beep-Boop-Op machine here. Beep-Boop-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-Op-O I want to get into it here. Here, we're going to meet some of the principles of this particular show. I think it's called the Catching Creatures or something like that, right? Listen, this is on Destination America. No one is watching this television show. Well, actually, there are probably lots of people watching this television show,

but it's not sub... I bet the podcast has more watch listeners than this does watchers, right? And the... Is that it's on channel? You destination America is its own channel. Basically, they talk about RVs, fishing, and Bigfoot. Those are the three things they are in here and i think i think i've never seen it

yet i think occasionally they rerun Beverly Hillbilly's or something like that it's a station you would never know about any for any of the somewhat so ever but it's on my show i've been so my it's on my tv i've seen it okay so here we're going to meet ken and ken's going to introduce us to some of the fellers okay right here tonight, it's where we're gonna start the investigation to prove that Bigfoot exists in the Appalachia. He's marking it as it like, it's the night.

Tonight. It's the record tree. Yeah, it's the record tree. Mark. Let us. Let us click. Sorry. Let us click on Brian's phone and turn it to silent. I'm keeping that in because I was funny.

Right here on the 29th night on the 37th night of June, 2020. I hear by D Mark this as the night of June, 2020. I hear by D Mark this as the night we find Bigfoot. Okay. By the way, every episode they find Bigfoot. So, you know, I don't know why you say that. That's good to know. Yeah, it's good to, if you watch the show, it's not gonna disappoint.

You're gonna find, you won't see Bigfoot, but they'll find him. Okay, they just slips away. By the way, if you think if you saw fucking Bigfoot, 14 out of 22 shows that you would be the most famous rich person in history, if you could actually just get your camera to point in the right direction, I'm gonna get more than one camera. How about the first time you see him deciding that you're gonna get multiple cameras?

No, no, don't let that spoil the fun. No. We're right up on the ridge line above the cabin where our first eye witnesses have heard this midnight whistler for the last three weeks. And let me ask you a question. Have your eye witnesses been cooking crystal meth out of a mountain in New Can?

No, not the midnight whistler. Don't start the night. Where our first eye witnesses have heard it. Unfortunately, our first-eye witnesses are missing all of their teeth, and their favorite beverage is crystal meth mountain dew. They're not here with us any longer. They're somewhere in the creek.

So we're in a perfect place to start this night investigation. We don't even have a rookie on the team now. A buck's been around with us for a long time. We have men. I love how these shows, like the producers change the music like, yeah. D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D- There is Bigfoot. He's down there near the creek under the cavern, up on top of the ridge below the cabin where the old eyewitnesses saw him.

And it's like there's some crazy, do do do do do do do. And then, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. We don't even have a rookie on the team. Yeah, we don't even have a rookie on the team anymore. Look at this, it's Bob. Okay, God, fellas, get loose for a minute.

I mean, why are we so serious? I understand. We know Bob's shit in his pants, he's like, we're gonna see Bigfoot. Any minute years without doors from here. If I'm not the rookie anymore, what am I? Well, you'd be bucked private. Okay, now back to getting serious.

Let's quickly. Okay, now back to getting serious. Let's quickly. Let's have but planet. Okay, now that we got the joke out of the way, let's go get murdered by some 17 foot tall strong man. Yeah, the other thing is they have no regard for safety. If they're really going gonna go see Bigfoot, they're in overalls.

Like, they all have guns, but they're clearly toy guns. They got it from the prop department at Disney. And out of me Disney, the actual production company, I mean Disney World. Let's pick up a couple of hair to toy guns and the pirates of the curve even. Well, you see's on our television show for Destination America. Got paid $32.67 per episode.

I'm a Hollywood actor. Let's leave my private out of it. I'll talk to you later. I see what he did there. That's funny. He deserves that. He deserves that. He deserves that. He deserves that promotion he's getting from, you know,

whatever, rookie to private. By the way, there's a team of three. Like, I'm dead gut promoted. About hunting, about tracking, that I didn't know. He's really came from being a rookie status up to one of a full team member. You guys, we really need to pay attention tonight because this truly is the only big fit as full nocturnal.

He can see it's good at tonight as we can see it high noon. Who says who uses the word high noon anymore? Does high noon mean noon? Yeah, high noon means three o'clock. No, it means when the sun is at the top of the peak. So in the summertime, that's about three o'clock. It can't be noon during the winter. Right. You can be nude. But it's when it's at as high as peak. It's right above your head. They call that

high. High. High. High part. This guy can see. This guy can see as good as any man in a mass that I bought at the dollars dark and sea. It's a big careful. Old Billy and the costume doesn't have great eyesight. But careful, you don't, but careful, Cameron, you don't accidentally catch him. All right. Okay, Cameron, point the other direction. We're gonna go this way, you point that way.

You ever look through a night vision scope and broad daylight? You can. I said it's exactly why he can't come out. Well, I said in the daylight hours. Absolutely, yeah. I think that's a little bit of an exaggeration. I don't think night vision will burn your eyes out. He's been in the day-lot hours. Absolutely. Yeah. I think that's a little bit of an exaggeration. I don't think Nate was going to burn your eyes out.

What? Okay guys, you ready? All right, boy, lock and load. Easy guys. As long as there's been man in Central Kentucky, there's been sightings of Bigfoot. Right here. Grass is pretty beaten down 30.

Right here will be the starting place to prove that Bigfoot is fact, not fiction. Tonight we're gonna be looking for anything out of the normal. We're also gonna be looking for those glowing green eyes. That was glowing green eyes. That's what I bought on eBay. Oh, I'm just saying, is there a radioactive plant nearby? No, there just, there just those go in the dark eyes of

about on eBay. I'm posting them up on a tree about 40 yard yonder. As long as there's been man in South Central North East Kentucky. It's been taught as long as there's been cameraman out in these woods tonight. As long as there's been camera men out in these woods tonight. As long as there has been craft services table over there to the lab. We've been looking for big foot of yonder and these air hills. There's actually a Walmart about 300 yards to the I'm gonna go to QT real quick, I'll be back. That high pitched whistle.

Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo. Oh, look, second back. Is that a trail right here? It's a great up there and right out through there. Let's hit that trail. Hit it. Hit it. It doesn't look like it's a trail that he used

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Can you give him a high note on that hormone? Okay, so at this point he breaks out a hormone. Say hi, dude. Yeah, he said hi, dude. Again, but he's breaking out a harmonica trying to call Boogfoot with a harmonica. With a harmonica. Yes. Well, it's like a little fig, like a little jig.

Shh. Holy sh- Harmonica yes well, it's like a little fig like a little jig. Oh, they Can you hear him up there in the distance? It's John popper the big foot Oh Johnny Johnny is a you. He breaks out of Carmonica. Fucking around the show is almost, it's almost daring you to not believe it. It's just almost the best set-tire I've ever seen in my entire life. Yeah, I mean, you don't bust out that tune. Yeah, I mean, don't bust out that tune.

Yeah, I mean, you're trying to catch me. You got to, you got to put down the fortnight and get out of your mom's basement if you believe this bullshit. We know from our eye witnesses that the midnight whistler's attracted to a harmonica play. And he's attracted to blues traveler. We know for a fact we saw him at a blues traveler. Over at the strip joint because you know, blues travel hasn't done so well. They have an HD with. Once he got skinny, it just wasn't the same. Poor John Pover.

We don't know if it's the green-eyed bigfoot or the skinny John Pover. We're not really sure. If that's a John Pover. Oh my god. Oh The John popper really did get in trouble while backugger. We don't know if it's big foot or if it's blues traveler practicing for their next album. Out here in these hills, look at

Tucky. We heard big foot legs are bonnet. We heard big. We heard big foot legs meetloat. No, not the food. The by end. I brought one. He's reading back up. He said answer him. We didn't answer. We didn't answer.

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Listen, we're only one of seven clips in. There was some fresh broke limbs out here in the correct tube. It looks like I made a path. The creek, is there? Let's get down there and take a look at that. We just found a path leading right down to a creek. Bigfoot's knowing to use these water... Knowing. Knowing! He put an A in known.

He's knowing. All the in Kentucky. Waterways has travel routes. We need to investigate Who doing here? You know what that is right there, then That's Papa leaves at Papa leaves Papa leaves Is it leaves my papa? I used it anyway my papa used to keep John puffer away from the food

When mom all used to put a big pie out and the good, they'll to cool off. John Pover was known to sneak up. Here it comes. John Pover. Get the pop on these. I hear John Pover coming. I hear the ghost of a blues traveler. I call him a blues traveler. He's been known to travel around these parts, playing harmonica. He never bodies food. Oh my god.

Using the trick to travel up and down, stealing pies from mom-mouse window with pop-all leaves. Ha-ha-ha. Oh, Lord. That's fresh, break-tune. That's fresh. The pop-alls are very sweet fruit this time of year. What he's doing, he's carrying this fruit, he's arms, and he's heaving as he goes along. Of course, he's been going up all the way. That's making a big assumption because you saw some leaves. Alright, I'm num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num Yeah

I'll show them I'll get fat again. I'll get fatten up my comeback You do you John poverty you do you What was the buying right here? Sit yeah Shit. Yeah Holy It's a nest Whoa It's the size of a no-no. This place is huge. He said this place is huge. He said this place is huge.

They come up on this thing, like, I mean, you can't see it, but it comes up on what looks like a woven together nest, right? The size of a human being, right? Oh, it's a nest for all of the loo's traveler. It's Blue Traveler's new touring man, made out of pop-all leaves. This is the most ridiculous show. It's Blue Travelers new touring man made out of pop all leaves. This is the most ridiculous show. I have. God, it really is seen in my entire life.

It's just the brass balls on these, but listen, people believe this shit. Yeah. They believe this shit. You want to hear more? I mean, you have to hear more like how can we just stop right there? No, that's the pencil music. Oh my God. And then one more day. A nest. Hey,

private bin come over here. Like the music changes in art. If you found a human size net in the middle of the woods, you would call the sheriff immediately at night with someone playing... Someone playing harmonica in it. You wouldn't go toward it. You'd call the FBI.

You'd say I found the silence of the Lambs guy for real in real life. He's there. He's killing people, I'm sure of it. I don't wanna go there. I followed the crits of the nest where I heard the harmon and the pop-all leaves. I think John Puffer's killing people in the nest in my backyard.

Excuse me, sir. You haven't watched Destination America. What is that, sir? It's television station. Most popular television station here in Central East Kentucky. Here and here and here and here in central east Kentucky. Here and here and here in east west Kentucky. Okay, here. Something has been haunting one of the team members for a long time. He needs to get it off his chest. What happened with the nest? I don't know.

I mean, it was in the next episode. I just couldn't really do it. Okay. And then I put to the next episode and this was it. Okay. I don't know. I mean, that's the thing. Is that never really ends, right?

There's always a mystery and then they talk about, we found that nest and handed it over to our investigation team for more to follow up. Follow up. This is like the biggest story that's ever happened. If you found bigfoot's nest for real, you would be on the cover of every magazine in the world. But no, you go, I'm gonna follow,

I'm gonna let my investigation team follow over this. Send it over to the team. Send it over to the team. Now the scientist among us. One I'm gonna tell you guys is bothering me for 46 years. It's hard to talk about. I've got a bad case. That's good to know anywhere.

I have athletes, footballers, and it's really been bothered with me. I've been attracted to private bands since he became a comic. I have a feeling that I would not be surprised by anything he said. No, I'm one of the two people sitting at that table. I'm like, oh, Lord, here's your we do. We do the contract for Destination America. Don't say it, Billy Bob. I'm telling you guys because we're friends, we're family.

And lovers, occasionally. We've sweated together, we've bled together. Yeah. We sweated together. I don't think sweated together. I think sweated is a word, but I sweated it out. It started 46 years ago in 1969. We have a garden back around top of the hill. We drive out here. We plant some weed. Summer of love. Summer of love.

I was back here playing grateful dead. Smoking gong. Just when granny came out and she said, bill above, take down your trousers. Let me show you what a real man does. Let me show you what grandma's working with. Oh my God. It's been bothering me for 46. Grandma used to be pretty hot. You remember she was 19 when I was 16. I don't know if

you remember. Molly's three when she had me. A couple of times a week. Help grandpa hoe, pick weed. Me and my brother, my mom, and my grandpa was back here. This time we went back here on the hill of the garden. I was going to pick bean. Well, we picked our boots. She'll be asking Fadee to dance thing out. They said,. I asked him, if they did anything else. I said, now I go ahead and run around for a while. We both have the tomato. I'll remember that because we're eating tomatoes. It was eating tomatoes.

We're just hanging out. It's weird to say that. It's weird to say that. It's weird to say that. It's weird to say that. Yeah, summer is 69 of a grab tomato. Because you just run through the field eating a meter. It's pretty good, out your.

It's delicious. Oh, look. It's pretty good. It's pretty good, how's your? Delicious. Oh, quick, hit back by the house. Here comes Puffa and Puffer. Here comes the Puffa and Blue's Traveler. Puffa and Puffer.

Here comes Puffa and Blue's Traveler and Bigfoot. They got that nest. They're coming to get our maitors. Oh no! Quick, throw your maitor on the ground. Distract him. Oh no, he's a bonus. It's okay, don't worry about it. Summer of love.

It was 46 years ago when I got a hand job from Bigfoot. I was lonely. It was the summer of love. I was eating the mailer and all the sudden Bigfoot's difficult was stroking my little cock. Thing to do. We worked our way out around this old horse trail. You get out there so far, sort of drops off, had shablins about 10 foot tall, and

my brother saw the rock with a hill. It's 10 a came right back at him. My brother was rock over the other came right back hit him in the head. So I buried him right there with his meter. I said, well, it's probably dead. He's still breathing, but he won't be flown. That's what we did back then. Yeah, it's a lot of arena members. Someone got hit and head by a rock, he just pretty much called it today. Well, Billy Joe died of another rock incident. Don't throw a rock over that hill.

That's a six out of the 12 cousins on the moral side that's dimmed dead. From throwing a rock over that hill, come right back at you. We call it boomerang rockin'. And all of a sudden, something was taking these saplings, like it was really pissed off and it was just beating these saplings back and forth. You can see the tops of them just being fray-laden from one side to the other. But we're watching this. And all of a sudden, it's a great big huge hand. And forearm, come up out of the tops of them brush

and how to hold it this one tree right there. The forearm on this thing was that big round. Wow, awesome. If this thing got a hold of your head, there is no doubt in my mind. It is, of course, you like a tomato. Ah! I don't get it's back in the tomatoes.

I was back to the tomato. That's a good segue there. Great writing. Give me some of you guys an Emmy. Let's see, how do we call that a callback? How do it, where's the callback there? Well, what if I tell him and did it? Good, special.

I got a tomato. Excellent ride, and Jimmy. You've been promoted. Do I get executive producer credits on this episode? I don't know. We've got to ask executive producer Paul Paul. Oh my god. This is coldly.

This show is the craziest. I've got to see it now. You have to see it. It's simply one of the best fake television shows. It's simply one of the best fake television shows. I have ever seen my entire life. The harmonic. You're got to love it.

Yeah. Hi. It's ball, ball, ball, ball, ball, coming around the corner. Quick, groan and head. I'm a big fan of the nomaclature of Southern men especially or in some of the women too. Ever since I was married to my ex-wife and her mom and say, so say some, there's like high brow Southern accents and then there's low brow Southern accent. So you got the high brow Southern accent, like, well, we would never do anything like that. It's just completely inappropriate.

Right. And then there's like, may Bob Bowl down in the river masturbating against the saplings someone threw a rock down at us. So we threw it back up, came running joke. So. So, before it back up. It came running joke. So. It's about every four or six years. So now when I'm down near the wagon tree.

I just throw a wagon. You throw a tomato, a tomato over the hill. I just forget luck. Whatever someone throws a mater down, I throw it right back up. I say, leave me alone, I'm at the wagon tree. That's a tree where everyone goes to whack it. I'm gonna throw it right back up. I said, leave me alone about the wackin tree. That's a tree where everyone goes to wackin. You know, when you're in here, the wackin tree,

you pretty much get left alone. We respect each other. I promise you around here. I made a whole nest around my wackin tree. I like to play harmonica. Turns me on. It's the Wacken tree. Alright, so there you have it.

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