The Commercial Break - BTY Friday: Take Out, Taste Buds and Tantrums!

Episode Date: August 5, 2022

It's another BTY Friday and 4 of the most listener requested segments are on are deck during this episode . Waffle House is a great place fro late night chow...and their new slogans reflect the mood! Men reportedly have taste receptors WHERE? The DD-Canter segment is played. Christmas of 2020 was odd for everyone. Bryan reviews his trip to see Santa. Big Pappi has an interesting way of protecting his "juice". Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Good Sunday, everybody, and now I want you to praise Jesus for our next guest, Little Larry Miller. Welcome him to the stage. Do you remember Larry Miller? He was in a horrible saxophone-related accident, right here in this very church one year ago today. Little Larry got a saxophone stuck right in his throat after he was filled with the spirit of the Lord, fell off his pew, playing that saintly saxophone. Well now after a couple of surgeries to remove that reed from his throat Larry is back and he's got his little saxophone with him. Larry has asked that he be able to play a saxophone solo.

Please Larry. On this episode of the commercial break. Hey you guys, it's another BTW Friday and I'm excited to bring you a 4 Clipper. That's right, I've got 4 separate clips to be requested by you, the listeners and we'll get to those just a little bit later. For those of you just joining us on our second BTW Friday, we're digging deep, we're finding our best and we're sending it to Yodo. Hence the name, best to Yodo Friday's BTW Friday's. Now I'm just taking the best parts of the episodes that we think are relevant, the most

funny, the most obnoxious, or the most outrageous. And today I'm proud to start with one of Chrissy and I's absolute favorites. We were playing a game, three facts in a crap. When we stumbled upon a conversation about late night dining, at the Southern favorite, Waffle House. But first, a clip from episode 44, Waffle House. We found your shoe. Enjoy. The next episode of the commercial break starts now.

BELL RINGS Okay, here we go. All right. Taco Bell never had an outlet in Mexico. Okay. NASA beamed the Beatles song across the universe to Polaris. Okay. Uh, number three, there really is an endangered animal called the Tasmanian Devil.

I think the lie is that they beamed the Beatles song to Polaris. No, that's correct. So the crap is the Tasmanian Devil? No. Oh. It's a talk of Val. Oh, I thought that I thought he didn't have a,

that's what it was. This is one of those things that you hear about when you're stoned and 13 euros all in a basement and they talk this is the one that I heard that I used to say as if it was the truth all the time I'm so sorry. I say a lot of things as if it's the truth and it's probably not true But it sounds good in my head at least I it comes from a well-intentioned place just things get jumbled up up there But this is one of those things when you're 13 and you're stoned and your dad's basement and you're and someone says no one A nose shit. Do you want to know something that is really crazy? Yeah The same company that owns Alpo dog food owns Taco Bell and they're both the same grade meat

Go figure that down also Mexican snow how bad the food is they don't even have a Taco Bell down there true. Sorry Yeah, and you're so stoned, you're like, holy shit. That makes total sense. I've been eating alpo. Right. It's so good. What do you mean it has been called into question for years?

Well, I'm, anything that looks like that should be called into question. At least it's not full of rocks. Please. I mean, listen, if I gave Taco Bell to my dog, I don't even think my dog, I used to love Taco Bell, I think, as one of those things that you eat when you're young, because now as an adult, I eat it once a year, probably, right?

And I really enjoy it. I think it's very good, I love it. And then, by the third taco, I'm like, what the fuck am I eating? What am I doing? This salty, weird, gooey mish. And even though the sour cream is not really sour cream, it's more like, I don't know, sour cheddar or something. It's just like, it's so weird.

But the hot sauce is good. The hot sauce is really good. It's good. Yeah, or a crystal. Crystal. Waffle House. Waffle House is always fantastic. Yeah, but that's real food.

That's why they're open. Waffle House is real food. Waffle House. Open all this up. It's for dinner. Waffle House. The why they're open. Waffle House is real food. Waffle House. Open all this up. It's for dinner. Waffle House. The commercial break sponsored by Waffle House.

It's unofficially sponsored by Waffle House. It's good right now. It tastes even better coming back up. Waffle House. Waffle House, if you blacked out tonight, we hear Waffle House would like to welcome you. A blacked out. Did you get ghost?

Do you remember blacking out? Do you remember blacking out? We hear a Waffle House do. We've got video tape of you, don't worry. Ah! Did you get ghosted by your baby last night? Don't remember? You waffle out of the way Tristan. She's got your phone number.

Along with seven others. Did you lose your credit card? Waffle House. We have credit card. Waffle House. We'll keep your credit card for you. waffle house we have a card Waffle house we'll keep your credit card for you Got a card. I'll keep get a card warm when you want it back

Got a car waffle house did you lose a shoe we have it? Waffle house I used to sleep sleeping in your car breakfast is ready Waffle house Did you give the Uber driver the wrong address there's lots of awful asses. We're still open ready for you ready for you Waffle house you drop your phone in the toilet don't pick it up That's where that chili on your dress came from Don't worry. Don't have any period, it's just Waffle House chili. Oh my god.

Waffle House. We saw the naked man in booth 3 too. Oh my god. Waffle House, you're not the first drunk teenage, you won't be the last. Waffle House, we haven't allowed smoking in years, put it out. Waffle House, no you can't smoke smoking in years, put it out. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Waffle House. No, that's not the hot girl from the club. Stop stare. Well, Waffle House. No, you're not gonna get laid. Fuck, come to Waffle House. Ah, you didn't score. Come to Waffle House. We're here for you. We'll keep your virginity warm. We've got your credit card anymore. We've got your credit card and you're missing you.

Be afraid to sleep in the park and not. No problem. Waffle House. Yes, we have security now. Waffle House, that shooting happened to you. That's correct. Waffle House, why are you so angry? Waffle House, keep it down. Why are you so angry? Yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Oh. Woo.

Waffle House. Keep it down. Your friends can hear you. Ha ha ha ha. Waffle House. No one else needs to hear your stupid story. Ha ha ha. Waffle House.

Don't be embarrassed to sit at the bar. A guy next to you won't bite. You don't have to wait for a table. Okay, that is funny. Well, aflap. Yes, that got the cooktook off his hair net. Well, aflap. Yes, this is dirty as you expected. Oh my god. While Chrissy and I are grown-ass adults, we don't always act like a case in point. This article I found online that talks about a recent study where scientists were trying

to prove that men had taste receptors on their testicles. Not one to leave well enough alone. I took it to the stratosphere before Chrissy brought me back down to Earth. The result is this clip from episode number 32, the DD Canter. Extra points for those keeping score at home, if you can figure out what DD stands for. Apparently a researcher in somewhere,

in somewhere in Europe, put out an article. And in that article, it stated that men have taste receptors on their balls, on their testes. So somebody read this medical research and decided that they were going to take it 100% they were gonna go hard on this, right? And I don't mean go hard with their dicks,

I'm just go hard. And they figured out that, you know, soy sauce is so salty. If I'm gonna taste something, I would taste it, I would taste salt with the soy sauce. So they- Like they're tasted on their tongue from their balls? Or is this just a matter of salt?

That's mental. Well, I guess you tasted on your balls and then listen. It's a little known fact that your testicles are the seventh sense that you use to eat. There's your ears, your eyes, your nose, your mouth, and your testes. It's the taste bud testes, right? And so what you, well, I often do is,

when the meal comes, let's say, what do you like? You like to cook Jeff O'Goold pork loin, right? I'm thinking of it more as like a good bottle of wine. I like to open that up. Did you know you can drink through your anus? Just, oh God. You can get drunk through your anus.

That's true story. I think I have heard stories about that in Jesus. Well, I've heard lots of cocaine stories. Yeah, that was about to say. So let's say you bring a pork loin to the table, right? If I want to enjoy the whole meal, 100% in its complexity, I have to dip my balls on the pork line. To pork line.

What do you have a nice white wine sauce with that? So, instead of making a big scene with the pork line at the table, what I would do is I would ask for a little sample of the sauce on the side, and then just very politely. Aramican. I'm thinking about what's going to happen in the future as we learn and develop the testy taste buds. Okay.

So I feel like what's going to happen is you're going to order a pork loin with white wine sauce. And you're going to say, can I please have a testy taste? And can I have a little testy taste? A little tea taste. Can I have a little tea taste? Do you mind? A little tea taste. And the waiter is going to go, of course, so I'll bring that right away.

And I'll say thank you very much. And it'll be like Mr. Green, your tea taste. Thank you. And what I'll do is, it'll be a little pocket right under your balls and you'll zip it. And the balls will fall out. And you'll take your little cup. You're gonna splash. Yeah, it'll be like...

Blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah. I feel like it'll be a little cup with two circles and then you'll just kind of bloop bloop. It's good. And then you'll tell the rest of the table you'll say you'll say this is this is great pork. I should order it. It's fantastic. I can pass the taste. Tasty's tasty. The taste test of the testies. I feel like you could do with the same thing with the wine, right? When they do. I think this is a definite niche product. You know, they always say to invent something, you make a lot of money from the little

starting stuff in there. The two little cups that you just put underneath the table. Any of it, like the testy diaper flaps. Yeah. I feel like jeans with the whole thing, the ball. Ramicking. I feel like when you get a bottle of wine and you're gonna detain through it. You just ask if it's okay, if you just pour it over your balls. Do you mind pouring that over my ball? You mind pouring that over my ball. Nope, good.

Let that breathe a little bit. Let it breathe a little bit. Do you mind? I probably wanted you to order the ball of mine. Thanks. Do I think you? I think I'll have the 1922 set home, Mom. Fine, Joyce.

What you doing? What you bring is me. Please bring the decanter with me for my balls. Bring the nut canter, please. Bring the decanter by decanter. The decanter. I mean, decanter. The decanter. The tea canter.

Oh my god. I'm crying. OK, sir. You want to show that 1939? Show to a mom. I enjoy it. It's fine. Excellent.

Excellent. Yeah. But, sir, man, I say your balls are smooth and pleasant. Your balls have squizzin' text. Your balls. Your balls. Your balls, no, and great line, and it's a sweat. I don't even know that anybody can hear it or say,

because we don't have it so hard. I'm crying, I'm literally crying because I can see my balls in the canter. You have exceptional taste. You're a bottom mind if I do. You're testing that exceptional. Exceptional. I feel like- I can taste things sometimes that your tongue can't taste.

Okay, that is right. I Get a hint of I get it. I get a hint of floral and get a hint of floral right in my scrot I feel like I'm getting a hint of scrottle of Scroot floral notes Oh, sir. I feel like I'm getting a hint of taint. I feel like I'm getting a tint of taint in there. It's just a little bit of tint of taint. So, such a fine taste.

You're correct, sir. I feel like there's going to be Somaliase. There's going to be ballsamaliase. Yes, yes. Excuse me. I'm here looking at the wine list and I was just wondering. Do you have a Scroats Maliye here? Let me go get Steve real quick.

Have everybody. Well, hi, my name is Dave. I'm the first certified Scroat Taster. Yes, we were really thinking about having the pork loin tonight. We were wondering if you could recommend a good wine. Would be the one that would run easy over the balls. Well, I sure am glad you came over. Now, let me tell you, the 1925, shall I tell my mom, has a tint of paint. But if you really wanna go with something nutty,

you wanna go with the silver oak 22. Oh yes, let's taste the 22. Do you mind if I taste it with my scrote? Do you mind if I give my scrote a splash? Oh my god, it's gonna be a thing. It's a thing Mark our words. It's a thing. I Actually compose myself for a second. I have not laughed that hard in a week every time we get together, something super funny comes out of it. And I hope it's as funny to the people

I've there as it is to us because that, I was literally crying. So I get online and I realize that people are actually doing this. They're actually sticking their balls and soy sauce. And some guys are claiming that they actually are tasting it. Like I don't know if they're tasting it in their mouth. They're just saying. Where are they tasting? So I look further into this because it. Like, I don't know if they're tasting it in their mouth. They're just saying.

Well, that's what I was saying. Where are they tasting? So I look further into this, because I'm like, this isn't a thing. Like, you know, I didn't. You tried it. I don't need time for all that kind of shit. My balls are too low.

I have to put the cup on the floor and like run by and then drag it. But it's a kind of like water ski my balls across the soy sauce. Hey you, thanks for tuning in to yet another episode of this The Commercial Break. Chrissy and I have some exciting news for you, the listening audience. We're turning Fridays into BTY Fridays. We're digging deep in our catalog, finding the best or most relevant episodes so you have a chance to catch up without spending more time on this ridiculous podcast. We'll take the funniest, most outrageous or most relevant to the content we're talking

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and video, and youtube.com slash the commercial break. We'd appreciate it if you'd leave us a review or a rating on your favorite podcast player. Hit the subscribe button so you don't miss any episodes, and please use the specialized URLs and codes that we give when we're talking about our sponsors. Let's take a few minutes to hear from those sponsors, and then we'll be back to this episode of The Commercial Break. While the coronavirus pandemic was certainly no laughing matter, Chrissy and I found humor where we could.

That's the reason we started the commercial break. Things took a turn toward the absolutely absurd when I came back to the studio to tell Chrissy about our family trip to see Santa Claus during the emerging crisis. It's cited by a lot of the listeners as one of their favorite episodes, and we got multiple requests from you to pull this one out. It also happens to be one of the first episodes that Chrissy and I were face to face in the same room during a recording. So for us, this one's notable on multiple fronts.

Hide your kids, hide your wife. This Santa Claus is scary. Here's a clip from episode number 32, COVID Christmas Castle. So we get there, and we get there 15 minutes early. And of course, my main concern is that there is a raging fucking pandemic going on here in the United States. Yeah, it's up like 80 something percent.

200,000 new cases. Wow. On this day that we are reporting, which is Sunday before the Tuesday, when this will be broadcast. Yeah. And so I'm really concerned about this, because now I'm gonna put my son and my daughter

in the lap of a strange man who's been touching thousands of other children over the course of the week. Yeah, how are they making that safe? They're not, well, here's how they make it. They're not. We should have done that. Come on, they're not.

COVID Christmas. Our Santa Claus, our Santa Claus players, plastic and nothing else. No clean and no sanitizing your kids will give COVID. Don't worry. Herd immunity right around the corner. COVID Christmas. It's the COVID Christmas castle. Come on down. We have 12 sandas 11 of that Do your kids hate Santa we do too We permit him to not wear a mask no sand sanitizer And we require that he be wrapped in plastic nothing else

Yeah, was he wearing a mask? No I said it or a mask please It's like a gesture. It could have been disguised underneath like a beard. Could have. Yeah, that would have been a little weird. Santa's got no mouth. Because the kids aren't scared enough. San has got no pupils. Oh, Santa Vox is a young man.

Callie Flower Eyes. No pupils. His mouth is missing. Step right up. Step right up. He's got a broom for an arm. A clostomy bag for being a- Remember that hair Michael Jackson had same hair? This hair melted in the Pepsi commercial

Come on down the Christmas go me castle take our Oh my gosh, that sounds like a great outing We call him sickle sale Santa Eww, look all of Sickle-Sale Santa! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha every time I would say something like another missing piece of his body. They weren't sanitizing our master. Cornbread pants for knees. Sartically attached lizard feet. Mateo. Come on down your kids, I love them.

It's like the Walmart Santa. Did you have to make an appointment? Yeah, you got to make an appointment because this is like the best Santa in the whole nation. That one. Okay. There's one it fips plows I hear that land I was one of the highest paid maybe individuals in this tree are.

I think he gets a base salary of 250,000. It's been reported. I can't grow. I know some people have disputed this. And I've read it, and then another place is I've heard it disputed, it gets a base salary of like $250,000. And then it costs 26 bucks just to sit on the guys' lap.

I mean, well, after all of that for six weeks, it might be well paid. Yeah, it might be well paid. You've got no mask, and he's no protection against those shitty old naughty, peatry district children running around. It was snotty noses. So we make an appointment and we get there.

It's like Monday, I don't know, seven o'clock at night. We get there. It's a huge line and everyone's social distancing Enough and everyone has a mask on but when you get up there how they're really handling this is Santa is sitting in his chair And then there's a couch next to Santa And they don't let you sit in the lap But Santa will you know kind of lean in and talk to the kids What do you want for Christmas? I can't hear I can't hear. I can't hear you.

I got my cauliflower here. He's got one of those tin horns from 1920. Would you say so? I want to make him out scooter. You want a walking game me to pewter? What? And now let's go to the TCB hotline and see what the callers are requesting.

What's up, Sackpack? It's the squad. Big will to champion here to request a best of episodes. The episode I'm here to request is number 144 because it was the episode where Brian and Chrissy talked about the Tabasco incident when it came to Drake one of the funniest lines I started laughing at I couldn't control myself was the honey mustard Poppy which I put in my own Rap joint that I made for the show the best part about the video is you get to listen to Brian Rattelof, the name of Drake albums, thinking that they're his nicknames.

Brian, stay away from rap music forever, please. You heard the man, here's a clip from episode 144, us talking about the honey mustard poppy himself. Drake, and yes, Will, I will stay out of the rap game. I'll make sure I have my Drake trivia together next time he puts Tabasco in his condoms. Did you this is the most insane fucking story I have heard in a long time of regarding sexual health okay and I don't even know if it's sexual health or it's

just covering his tracks. Did you hear about Drake and his condom? I saw a blurb about a hot sauce condom or something. I don't know what it would, what it would, what it would, how that happened. Let me see here, okay. You ready? Yeah. Wanna hear it?

Yes. Instagram model accuses Drake of putting hot sauce inside of a condom. An Instagram model is accusing Drake of getting a little too spicy during a recent, who's writing this shit, national inquiry. Yeah. So stupid.

And by the way, how did you get this story? Like this girl's sold you this story, obviously. She could have said it anything. She's like, I gotta get to the press about this. But Drake has not denied this. So, and maybe it's good that he hasn't denied this. Maybe he feels like the more scared these women are of this. What is this?

Okay. During a recent romantic encounter, which allegedly took place at the rapper's hotel a few weeks ago, the model claims that the self proclaimed, proclaimed, certified the love of boy, born Aubrey Drake Graham. I don't know his name was Aubrey. Added a packet of hot sauce into the used condom after sex in order to kill his sperm after they had multiple encounters. Wow. After he disposed of his condom, she took it out of the trash and attempted to impregnate herself inside of the bathroom.

That's why he did it. Yeah, of course. You dumb dumb. You couldn't get someone pregnant so you sold your story to the national inquire. This is insane. I'm gonna start doing this. I don't know why I was doing this.

No. You're not getting a kid out of me, you have to. I got to pass go in my balls. The woman revealed the accusations to the much, too much hot tea blog. Sounds like a legitimate news organization. Here I am. Too much hot tea. Saying after like a legitimate news organization. There are even too much hot tea.

Saying after she screamed due to the burning sensation, champagne poppy, as he's known on Instagram, champagne poppy. You couldn't get Drake. Yeah, champagne poppy. Ran into the bathroom and allegedly admitted to pouring the hot sauce in the condom. I did it, I did it.

I mean, what? No. I was trying to impregnate you with your sperm out of the condom and he's like, I'm so sorry, I put a hot sauce in the condom. I did it, I did it. I mean, what? No. I was trying to impregnate you with your sperm out of the condom and he's like, I'm so sorry, I put a hot sauce in there. That sauce in there. Meanwhile, is he carrying around a bottle of like, you know, hot, like Texas pee or something?

Well, I think it's a packet. Oh, put a packet. Put the condom in. Yeah, you can get a mitchick flay. That's exactly. I do taco bell. I do taco bell fire sauce. Me personally.

Yeah. Because it's a little extra, if you're looking for, when you're, uh, when you're jizzin, though it's an unusual way to try and prevent pregnancy. The Canadian, the Canadian crooner has previously complained about having to go above and beyond and sure women won't collect his sperm. Mm-hmm. Gold medalist, as he's also known, how many names is this guy? She has a poppy gold medalist,

Aubrey Drake Graham, certified lover boy, flushed magnums just so they wouldn't collect the specimens. He wrapped on one song. Gonna do what you gotta do. Garret thou champagne poppy love. Yeah, champagne poppy. Giz poppy, that's what they should call it.

Hot sauce Giz. That's a few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few, few That's wild. Yeah. You can have 15 minutes of fame. I'll take the other two the other 23 hours and 45 minutes He captioned on the post his Drake took to Instagram and seemingly addressed the rumors as he posted two brooding pricters of himself. I can only imagine what those look like his friends and followers were quick to joke about the situation one calling him Chaloo the Poppy after the gods plan Jesus Jones dude after God's plan This is another series of photos on for the plan. I guess that's what God's plan. What where did that come from? I don't know that That's a girl's name for myself too. No, that's his that's another name for himself A God's plan. I think that's the name of one of his albums, isn't it? I must be. How many nicknames can you have? A lot. We can. Yeah. What do we call me? I'm going to cry. Yeah. Hot sauce,

but I'm the honey mustard poppy. That's what they call me. I'm old. We don't need hot sauce. I just just do the little barbecue sauce. That's it. Put some, what is that craft barbecue sauce? That that incredibly disgusting, it that craft barbecue sauce that incredibly it's disgusting barbecue sauce that everyone loves so much? What is that? You never had a barbecue sauce by craft? No. Even at crafts barbecue sauce.

No, I could Fox Brothers all the way. You go Fox Brothers. It's, it's Kansas City craft bar, maybe it's a craft. I don't know, but it's a ketchup basically with sugar and some spices. Yeah, I'm not a big ketchup. Fox is delicious. You're not a ketchup ketchup fan. I'm not getting delicious. You're not ketchup fan?

At all. You don't like ketchup at all? No, I mean, it's okay. I don't put it on anything though. I don't even know this about you. This is a new thing I'm learning about Chrissy here after many years of friendship. How do you not like ketchup?

How is that even possible? It's not that I don't like it. It's like it's too sweet or something. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know hot dog. I'll do it on a hot dog. What about french fries?

But no salt. That's it? You don't put anything to juice that down to slide those things down. Crispy, crispy fries with some salt. Doesn't that get dry? Doesn't that dry to you? Like the french fries get dry?

No. You don't have any lube on there? No mandies, no mustard, no barbecue sauce, no honey mustard. I'm not a dipper. Ranch. You're not a dipper? I do like ranch.

You do like ranch? So you'd go French fries and ranch. No, we'd go French fries and ranch. Cool ranch Doritos with ranch. It's very good. Cool ranch Doritos with ranch? Yes, it's depth and ranch. How much ranch can you have?

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