The Commercial Break - Bud Lightenment

Episode Date: April 12, 2023

What's the Dalai Lama drinking these days? Bud Lightenment, baby. Bryan tells Krissy about the Dalai Lama Drama, and later they get into some questionable Ask TCBs. Bryan has no creative vision! The Dalai Lama Drama Bud Lightenment The Dalai Lama asked a child to do WHAT?! Commercial Break Calls for New Dalai Llama! Against all advice, Bryan watched Love Is Blind No more 20 year olds on dating shows! Krissy isn’t keeping up with the notebook... Brother Husbands doesn’t work...because men are fools Ask TCB! One listener is secretly dating her best friend’s ex and trying to take him to her wedding Another is looking for love, but his dick is holding him back The return of Dante the Devil Baby! Ease it in… Producer Christina volunteers as tribute for Bryan & Krissy’s 12 inch dick dating show Will TCB go on the road? What’s the day to day minutia of TCB? Y’all don’t even want to know… LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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The next episode of the Commercial Break starts now. BOOM! Oh yeah, cats again, welcome back to the Commercial Break. I am Brian Green. This is my dear friend and co-host Kristen Joy Holy bestie you crazy Bestie you Brian bestie you out there in the podcast universe. I thought I'd throw the aliens in one last time because you know for months Month all we heard was stop playing the dying cat in a ways at the beginning of the episode Oh, we heard was stop playing the dying cat in the way that the beginning of the episode

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If you just text me, I'll do whatever you want me to do. Somebody's like, well, what are you willing to do for the sponsors? Literally anything. Whatever it is. Yes, I will chop my penis off. And that makes a bit of difference. I'm, youbs, landscaping, oh just chop them a penis off. That's why I use bobs replacement penis kit.

Why buy a 3,000? Why buy a 3,000? I'm about to show you some shocking video, Chrissy. Shocking video. Wow, okay. And I don't even know how to preface this. I don't know how to explain it. It's just, it's really, it's really disturbing. In the most serious of sense.

And that could go so many different ways. I know. There's a shocking. I told Chrissy right before we put the show on, right before we started the music. I said, I'm gonna show you something shocking, shocking, a new story that's shocking that I don't think many people have heard about quite yet,

at least not right now when we were recording. Yeah. Are you ready for this? Okay. I think so. Let me preface it a little bit. The Dalai Lama, the gentleman who was picked before he was born to be the literal incarnation

of Buddha on high here in this world, in this universe, and this particular spin around the sun, we all know him, we all love him, or we thought we did. And this guy has lived a rather strange existence. From the day that he, I think it's the day that he's born, right? I think from the day that he's born, he is anointed the Dalai Lama, how that's picked, I have no idea.

But then he has no choice in the matter, he's gotta be the Dalai Lama. How that's picked, I have no idea. But then he has no choice in the matter. He's got to be the Dalai Lama for the rest of his life. I'm surprised that we don't remember because we watched that whole documentary. We did. We did. Really drunk. You remember how wonderful we felt after that?

We were like, wow. We're enlightened. We're enlightened. But enlightened. But lightenment. But enlightened. But lighten. Bud Enlightenment. Bud Enlightenment. Bud Enlightenment. Bud Enlightenment. I have Brian Green from the commercial break.

And when I want to be enlightened, I drink Bud Enlightenment. And I put on the Richard Geer narrated five part series, The Buddha. I know everything there is to do. That was Richard Geer, remember? Was it? Yeah, Richard Geer narrated that. Yeah, now I don't remember. Oh man, I got so fascinated by the music. I know everything there is to know that was Richard gear remember Yeah, Richard gear narrated down. Yeah, no, I don't remember. Oh man I got so fascinated by the music they were playing I tried to find it on Spotify. They didn't have it I just recorded it and then I would meditate to it I'm Richard gears in the background

And all I could think of was did he really put gerbels in his ass? Did he really do that? That was such a crazy story. It was. Did we ever figure out if that was true? No. No. It's a, it's an urban legend.

For those of you that are way too young to remember this, you probably may have heard this before. I think he sued this back when he was married to Cindy Crawford. That's right. They sued like this. I think you sued the paper. Or they put that out there. There's probably that fucking nationally inquire.

You should have caught and killed that one for sure. Maybe they did catch and kill it. It was just a terrible, but instead of a story. But anyway, back to the whole point of this. So the Dolly Lama, the exalted on high representation of Buddhism here on Earth, is giving a speech, like a lecture, as he does, as what he does travels across the world, he talks to people, he gives, he, he, right. He basically carries the Tibetan flag all across the world because he's an exile, so he cannot go back.

So he is leading this huge religion, this huge movement, and he can't even go back to where it all started because the Chinese Communist Party won't allow him to. They want him dead, actually. So he's giving a lecture wherever he is. I'm not particularly sure. And a young man, he's sitting on this dais, and a young man comes up toward the dais, probably 10 or 11 years old, and is standing there, and one of the helpers for the Dalai Lama goes and he asks the child, I'm sure, what do you want? And the child asks if he can give the Dalai Lama a hug. That's sweet. It is a very sweet gesture. It's just like a young innocent, young man there with his family, probably going to see the Dalai Lama probably the most memorable moment of his young

life. Yeah, that's big. Yeah. you know, in America, when you see your son going to give the priest a hug, you probably head for the exit doors, and I was thinking you wanna head to a different parish. We have experience with this here in America. No hugging, no touching, it's a pandemic. So, but watch what happens next. I'll do a little narrating here.

I want you to watch what happens next. Okay, here's the young man going to give him a hug. Then I think the final day, he gives him, so the young man gives him a hug, then the Dolly Lama says, here also, and he points to his mouth. Yes. So the young man, and he sticks out his lips as, percing his lips as if if to give us. Yeah, kids. So then the dolly llama gives the young man a kiss on his lips. This kid is not long, not older than 10 or 11 years old swear to God. Then he goes forehead to forehead he goes forehead to forehead now his little dolly llamas probably

Rocking and rolling under that the rarves yeah Now watch And suck my tongue and suck my tongue, but he's not joking. He sticks out his tongue and he puts it in the little boy's mouth. Yeah, that's weird. Oh, they're going to do a slow mo. My tongue I mean was it a joke? No, no, it's not a joke. I don't care if it's a joke or it's not a joke. It's not a joke Yeah, that's the kind of joke that just that's a kind of joke that people go to jail for you know what I'm saying Well, it doesn't sit well at all and I it's just not shocking to you. It's very shocking I mean, I know I don't I feel like there's more

To the story. Yeah, maybe it's like, I feel like there's more to the story. Yeah. Maybe it's like national tongue sucking day wherever they happen to be. Maybe that's just the way that's a custom. You know, people like during the pandemic, they were like, oh man, I'm never shaking another hand again. I'm only gonna do knuckles or shoulders or whatever.

Yeah. Dollar law went to the other extreme. He just, I didn't, he's got a tongue kiss, anybody that comes along. This is- Yes, very strange. Isn't this weird, Chrissy? You know, suck my tongue.

Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, man. It doesn't work like that here in the United States. We suck toes, and that's it. I don't even know what to say. I don't either. Now I'm not like a, I'm not a religious guy. I'm a spiritual guy.

I love the teachings of the Buddha. I think it's awesome. I've studied them as much as one can study the Buddha with bud light and mint. Right. Um, but the Dalai Lama, I understand is like a version of the Buddha here or supposedly a version of the Buddha here on earth, but he's just a guy, right?

He's just a dude who probably has all, do you think that has all the same wants and wishes and desires that we do? That's the whole thing about Buddhism is struggling against desire and passion and strife and all this other stuff suffering. Do you think the Buddha has had sex? I mean the Dalai Lama. I mean, I hope so, but I don't know. You know, I mean, the thing about it is, is if you're raised from a baby, like in a certain way, then maybe you just, you know, that's the only way you know.

Yeah, maybe you don't understand the ramifications of sucking on young boys' tongues. He's just a young Dalai Lama trying to make it in the world. You know, it's the same story here in the United States You fly the nest you go to college. You're out in the big city looking for your first job Right, you just want to you know you go to your first interview and the boss says suck my tongue What are you gonna do? I'm a real dumbass and dumbass kind of guy. Do you remember that commercial? No. They like the root bear commercial with a guy walks in

and he goes, what? He goes, son, you're perfect for the job. I can't wait to have you come work with us. And he's like, I'm so glad to hear that Mr. dumbass. I feel like I'm a real dumbass and dumbass kind of guy. And then it shows the guy's name on blackers. And it's Duma. And he goes, it's Duma.

But besides my little commercial rant there I think this is highly disturbing and I am calling for a new Dalai Lama immediately if not sooner I can see the news favors tomorrow so commercial break calls for new Dalai Lama that's right make waves over we do make waves over Bangladesh the only place you two will show our videos we're too controversial for you to we're too controversial for you to audiences here in the United States so they play a lot of our videos out there in Bangladesh which hey welcome aboard uh i'd love to have any of you. Yes, anybody ever can see the news favors tomorrow. Commercial break calls for New Dalai Lama. Outrage in the streets.

Is something needs to be investigated here, I think? Oh, for sure. Or one of his handlers needs to explain it. Explain it. Yeah, why was he second? What was the joke? What was the purpose? Maybe that was a traditional birthday greeting

because it was just a Buddha's birthday. Oh it was? What is Buddha's birthday? It was the, it was Saturday, so what? I was Saturday. It's April 7th, is his birthday? Really? I don't know the Buddha had a birthday.

April 8th. April 8th, is the Buddha's birthday? Well yeah, maybe it's a celebration of tongues. Yeah, that's what you do. I've read over the Buddha's teachings and there, yeah, maybe it's a celebration of tongues. Yeah, that's what you do. I've read over the Buddha's teachings, and there's a couple places where he talks about sucking tongues. Yeah, at least he didn't ask him to suck his tongue. Yeah, he could've been worse.

He could've been worse. But if I'm a father and someone asks my son to suck his tongue, I don't care if he was the Dalai Lama, I would be up there lickety fucking split, like, no, no, no, no, no, you're not gonna suck my son's tongue. Get the fuck away from my kid. This is, I don't know, I don't know what to think about it. Because I've always thought of the,

I mean, not that I know all that much about him, but I've always thought of the Dalai Lama as kind of like, you know, a guy who got stuck in a really interesting position as a young man who had zero choice, as a baby, who had zero choice in the matter, and he seemed to fit the role pretty well, right? He didn't turn out to be like a tongue sucker like Paris Hilton or something

But he ended up being a rather Levelheaded interesting human being who goes around and gives speeches that people get inspired by. Right. All about the good. Yeah. But it just goes to show. Everybody gets crazy the older they get. You know what I'm saying?

At some point, the damn breaks. At some point, the damn breaks. You just don't give a shit anymore. You want to suck young kids' tongues? That's what you're going to try to do. Somebody's got to get a hold of that. Dalai Lava. And then I don't know.

In the United States, I think that's a restable lava. I mean, I don't know. In the United States, I think that's a restable offense. I think so. Don't you think so? It's highly disturbing. Speaking of sucking tongues, Chrissy, you told me not to watch that fucking love is blind. And what did I do? I went and I press play on that love is fucking. I mean, I'm going to blame you for everything because you are the one who originally turned me on to that show. And I ended up watching it. And you're immediately hooked. It's like, we've talked about this.

It's like the bachelor. It is. If you watch the first one, then you got to keep watching. I mean, but you know what I thought about this a lot because I was like the last time that I watched it. And I have refused to watch the four season yet, but I know that I will eventually. But I'm, oh, you, you haven't watched the four season? The latest one. Yeah.

No, I thought you had no, I watched the third season. And the last time I watched it, I was like, I'm not watching the show. I'm holding it out as long as I can, but here's my thing with it. It is the music on it is part of my hatred of the show. Why what's going on with the music? Because it's so stupid. What it is. It's like, you know, two people get into argument

and they're like, you know, I thought we were gonna be together forever. Yeah. It's the last time I'll see you. I'll send your murder with your best friend in my bed. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, I agree. Tom. I agree.

I also think that I was reading an article and I think it's an interesting one because it's the thought that I've had. They need to stop putting 20 year olds on this show. Because 20 year olds, they just want to be on TV. Well, I was going to say, yeah, then that's the problem too with like getting into third, fourth, fifth seasons because then people have seen it. Yeah. And they know what they do. Exactly what to do. They know how to gain the system. They want to go on a nice vacation in Mexico. They know how to game the system. They want to go on a nice vacation in Mexico. They want some air time.

First seasons of reality shows are the best. They're of course, because no one knows what the fuck is going on. Love is blind. The first season is like game changing. You're unbelievably fascinated by this brand new concept that has zero merit whatsoever. But it's, at least it's amazing. And for those of you that haven't seen it,

it's give the premise of the show. It's real simple. It's, I'm sorry, it's real simple. It's extraordinarily complicated, but it's relatively simple. 15 women, 15 men, all single, they go into what's called a pod, a pod is a small room with a couch, and what you're staring at essentially is a wall,

but that wall is actually a wall, but that wall is actually a speaker and that speaker is connected to another pod on the opposite side. It's like a two-way mirror, but nobody can see it. No, you can see, right? And so you can only communicate with your voice. That's it. You can leave little gifts and stuff like that, like the producers, well, if you want to give someone flowers, the producers get flowers and put them in their food.

I thought I'm doing food one time, yeah. Yeah, they do food and it's so late. I mean, it's just, and the crazy part is that these people are talking as if they have had a relationship, they'll be in the pod for an hour and they'll come out and he goes, I just love the way he always calls me sweetie. And I'm like, you know, the guy for a fucking toe minutes.

Give me a break. And then they all get mad because they're all dating multiple people and what happens is inevitably someone falls in love with multiple people and then there's always a disagreement and then people act surprised as if it's not a game. It's a game. That's it.

It's a game to see you can get the most screen time and that's it. There are only three couples in the four seasons that this has been on. Only three couples are still together. And they are all, I think, two of them are from season one. Mm-hmm, yes. Because that might have been when the experiment may have worked on its marital hunt.

Correct. Right? The question is, is love blind? Can you fall in love with someone just behind a screen? The answer is, I think you put any 15 single people... Yeah, no! You can't. This is just unless you're actually blind. Yes. Exactly.

Unless you're actually blind and you will never see that person again. And I am not knocking. I mean, God bless America. I'm not knocking blind people. I'm saying you're right. That's the only way it could actually work. Yes. Or you choose to wear dark sunglasses for the rest of your right. That's the only way it could actually work. Yes, or you choose to wear dark sunglasses for the rest of your life. Well, then they throw them in. First of all, they have to propose to each other. It's a worse part about it.

They're like getting married, so then they start living together, which can always be a deal breaker. It's married at first sight, but at least at married at first sight, you can see the person when you're walking down the aisle, right? Yes. It's a very similar premise. Actually, when you're walking down the aisle, right? Yes. It's a very similar premise.

Actually, when you think about it, it's the exact same premise with the notable exception of you get to know the person first. And the God. Yes, you get to know them first. Married at first sight has a better track record of putting two people together than love is blind us because love and blind is looking for the first season.

They only had hot people on. That's it. The second season, they the first season they only had hot people on. That's it. The second season they brought some not-so-hot people on. That didn't work out well. They did get married. Yeah, number three. That's right.

Number three. They kind of mixed it up a little bit. Number four, they went right back to the hot people. It's just a lot of people. But my point is that that love is blind. It's so ridiculous. It's obvious these people are pandering through the camera. They're pandering for love,

because they really want us to be on a television show, and they're gonna do almost anything to get on it. There's this guy, I want to, you want me to tell you? Yes, please. Kwame. Kwame is the, Kwame is the wild card of this season, right? Okay, there's always one or two. Yeah, Kwame, all he wants to do is be on television.

Now Kwame, if I'm wrong, I'm sorry. You seem like a relatively nice guy, but you're a talker, bro. You're a talker just like I am. I could smell bullshit because it's coming out of my mouth all the time. So here's the point. Kwame falls in love with a woman.

He's gonna ask her to marry him. It's like this is gonna be his girl. When he goes in to go ask her to marry him, she dumps him. Instead of he didn't even get to the proposal, she says, sorry Charlie, not gonna do it. Kwame leaves the room with big old crocodile tears. He's all upset. He's fucking, you know, he's like,

I made it worse because I love her. I'm like, he don't have her toe days. He's fucking cares. Number one, number two, there's another woman, and within minutes, he's back, he's like, I love her now. He goes, don't take my love for this new girl that I'm not hurt from the old girl because I am.

But I need to get to Mexico and be on television. Exactly. And he admits his such during the show. So it's fucking insane, but then the best part about season four, I will say this, they have taken some of our advice. And on season four, rather than only meet, say all the couples end up going to Mexico on a honeymoon. And in previous seasons, there's been one

and one only cocktail party where all of the couples get together. Right. In the new season, they get together every night. And it's brilliant because they just alcohol. Oh yeah, throw that out. Young people. Yeah.

Well, and there's always two, I've noticed two in each season, like when they, because they're in these pods, they can't see each other. And then they, there is somebody that falls for somebody, but it doesn't work out. And then when they see the real life, it's the apartment. She's hot. Yes. So Kwame meets, so if you've not seen Love Is Blind and you care about the season, don't listen to what I'm about to say, like fast forward three minutes, right?

But Kwame, the girl who dumped him, is one of the girls who ends up in Mexico. And then as soon as they meet, it sparks her fries. That's right. This is a ridiculous premise for a television show that's highly entertaining when it works best and when it's working best, is showing how absolutely flawed this concept is.

That's when it works best. Because you can love someone till they're blue in the face. There's a lot of people that I love very much, but I never married because I was not, they weren't the whole package. Right. They weren't the whole, everything that I, that was scratching every itch that I felt I had.

Yes. Same with me. And one of those itches just happens to be, I'd like to be attracted to the woman I'm going to spend the rest of my life with. Yes. I just, this is one of those things. I don't know. Yes, and there is the mental attraction that is very strong. Of course, but there is just going to be a physical aspect.

There's just there is. Astor and I talked for a month and a half before we ever met each other. We were saying I love you within three or four weeks. I believe that love can happen. You would only put your best foot forward. That's right. On social media. Yeah. I think it only pictures down Because when you're only looking at someone's Facebook page It's all good. Yeah, look at that guy's got his shit together. It's handsome He's sober He's got a job got a couple jobs actually not sure about that. It's a tiger. Yeah, he's the CEO of multiple businesses. He's a song.

I just I just forget to put the end date on my LinkedIn. So I'm I still have jobs like 2001 to present. I'm still the marketing director of that shitty radio station, simple FF. Right. The point is, love is blind is an entertaining show only when it works against the premise that it actually has. Yeah. Because what you find is, as people get integrated into their lives, they're allowed to

have their phones back, they interact with friends and family. It all falls apart most of the time. And it falls. That's because there is real life. Yeah, if you're not living in the pod from now on. No, my thought. All expenses. All expenses paid. That's right.

You get to close your job party. Come to our hotel parties every night. I'm living in Mexico. I had to take a boat parties every night. I'm living in Mexico. I had to take a boat to the restaurant. I'm live all inclusive resort. It's beautiful. We're fucking like two little rabbits or in some cases, we're not fucking at all. Here's my thought.

If you could put 15 any 15 singles, single people and put the opposite or the same sex that they're attracted to. And you gave them no other choice and no other thing to do except go in there and get acquainted with other people that you might be attracted to. It doesn't matter who you are, after two weeks you're going to be attracted to somebody. Exactly. Here's the thing that I don't think we're seeing about love is blind. I think many more couples actually get together than show up in Mexico. I think they may even have two different camera crews running after two different sets

of people, the highly entertaining people and the people who aren't so entertaining. They get the screen time. They get the screen time. Number one, number two, you put anybody in Mexico, almost anybody in Mexico with a bunch of booze, apply them with a bunch of alcohol. Yes. They're gonna eventually have sex and that's gonna pretend like they're not. You're all punch full.

Beautiful beds, sluffy bedding. Yeah, fluffy bedding, all the tequila you can drink. That's right. Yeah. The other six girls that you dated just three days ago. I mean, come on, You know what you're doing. And that fucking Nick Leshe and whatever his, her name is Vanessa.

Vanessa, they show up one time, the entire show. They do. And that's the beginning of it to go, he's love, truly blind. So you know, 12 episodes. For the reason. Is worse than the bachelor. Yeah.

They think they don't do any hosting. Chrissy, we need a job like that. What are we gonna get a job like that? I think you and I should start it. What was the dating show where you're gonna start? What is the dating show we're gonna start? I didn't write it down on the notebook. Oh, you didn't?

Did I? I think you did. I think it was that we were gonna have one question and they were gonna spend a month in Mexico. The last thing I wrote down is Marlon's wedding. Oh, Marlon's. Well, that was 42 episodes ago. Thank God the notebook is wet.

And now we got it together. I think this is... We should have our own show. I told you, we should have a dating show where instead of even asking, remember like we were reviewing blind date, which were the blind date episode, where they asked two questions and I have to go spend a week in a beautiful location with this person.

I say skip the questions altogether and you just send someone to Mexico. Yeah, they literally open the hotel door room and it's like you're spending two weeks of me. Oh, I have another report for you on brother, husband. Remember I was gonna tell you about brother, husband. Brother, husband is incredibly boring. Okay, it's incredibly boring. And can I explain why?

Why I think it's incredibly boring to me. Yes, please do. Because men are shit heads. And when we want multiple wives, there's usually only one reason we want multiple wives. And that's so we have multiple vaginas to choose from on a nightly basis. It never works out because men are too simple-minded to have it work out. They're not in touch enough with how complex, emotionally, physically, and mentally the female

form is. Whenever we can try, we can pretend, even Brian, like Brian, you can talk a good game, but at the end of the day, we don't quite understand 100%. And so it's bound to fall apart from the beginning because most women with a head on their shoulders or anybody with a head on their shoulders is gonna realize that I deserve someone to pick me,

who wants me, for me, and only me. Yes. Okay. And the guy as all you're thinking about is can I get another vagina? Show them in. And the in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show them in. Show that just reminds me too much of all the people that we hang out with, just too much of all the people that we hang out with. Too late too much. And she has all the cockamamae reasons in the world why she should have multiple husbands. Oh, and then there's another woman.

There's a woman who cheated on her husband early on in the marriage, had like a full blown relationship with another man. And when he found out the husband found out, then she decided that she wanted to have multiple husbands and he went along with it. So her cure for fucking another man behind his back was just to bring the man in front

and put it out in the open. I cannot for the life of me understand why this guy is still with this woman. I mean, it's just like the shady is shit I've ever seen in my entire life as far as marriage is concerned. But the show itself is a dud. It's a dud because there isn't the kind of drama there is when the men are trying to find multiple lives. Sure.

It just isn't. The guys are just like lap dogs. They're like, yes ma'am, no ma'am, okay. Well, she wants another dick, she gets another dick. Mama wants what mama gets. I'll be in the other room playing Xbox, drinking Bud Lighting. Oh, the other room drinking Bud Lighting, man, if you need me. It's dumb, it's like, it's like, it's like, this saved me the trouble watching.

This is why we haven't heard much about the brother husband shit. It's because in general, it's just kind of, I don't know, it almost makes sense when these women say it when those guys say it it's like you should fucking jerk off like who's that guy the sister wives guy you know now doesn't have any more wives yeah yeah that's sister wife that show these the name change yeah God what was that guy he's whatever's name is he's an asshole yeah I can't even remember it. Cody. Cody.

Cody. Anybody with the name Cody? So we have a fan name Cody. Not you Cody, the Cody on TV. Anybody with a name like Cody is on TV. And as a show called Sister Glyms. So, hey, you know what it's been? It's been a long time since we had an ass TCB.

Oh, it has. Yeah. So I was trolling on the text messages and the email. As you do. As I do like to do. TCB. Hey you, guess you. I hate to interrupt all the fun, but I just want to remind you that TCB Podcast.com is

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time with it. Yes. So, thank you to everyone who wrote in. Some of these are very old and I'm sorry, but it's been a while since we got to an Ask TCB, so I'm just kind of like, know clear in the clear in the email cleaning out the closet You want to read a few yeah, let's do it No name my best friend. I mean, I have a name, but I'm whatever anyway My best friend and I have been besties for over a decade

We went to high school together, college together, and we still live in the same town and see each other at least once a week. We are true, hardcore best friends. However, you feel that was coming. My friend does not know that I've been secretly dating her ex for almost six months. Wow, that doesn't sound like your hardcore best friend.

Exactly. What in the world? What in the world? Got the friendships you got where you live at. Wow. Nope, you're not friends at all. Okay, just checking. She is aware that we hang out and that we're friendly and she doesn't like it, but she

does not know that we've been sleeping together almost this entire time. She is engaged. She's getting ready to get married this fall and the save the date just showed up this last weekend. I know that I have to, I think this is from like last year, so I think this already happens so sorry. I know that I have to tell her at some point about my fling with her ex, but things have turned more serious over the last month with him. And we've gone

from just being fuck buddies to basically boyfriend and girlfriend. I want to tell my best friend before her wedding so that I can hopefully go with my boyfriend to this destination wedding. Come on. You guys are best friends. You hate this bitch. What are you doing? Just tell her. I hate you. But can I come to your wedding? All right. My boyfriend thinks it's a good idea for him to have the conversation with her first. I think it's better that I tell her first, should I be planning to attend this wedding with my boyfriend and second,

how should I tell her, what should I say to her? Oh no, excuse me, second, who should tell her, third, what the hell do I say to her? Okay. So. Yeah, first off, I have a best friend. Besides you, Brian. Oh, yes.

I have a girl best friend. But best is like, there can only be one. You can't have multiple bests. You can have multiple bests. But anyways, I'm just saying any of my best friends, how about that? Okay. Okay, I would never date some an X of theirs. Like

it's just mentally off limits. So no goes on mentally off limits. First, second, if you're actually going to go down that road, I mean, we're, I need to know more details like how long were the best friend and the guy together? I mean, if it was a couple dates, that's one thing. If it was like a five year relationship, yeah, totally different. Yeah. I mean, if it was a couple dates, that's one thing. If it was like a five year relationship, that's totally different. Yeah. I mean, I don't know. There's a lot of new wances here.

Yeah, there's not a lot of new wances to this particular. I think either way in the case. Anyway, you put it, it's gonna go down bad. It's gonna go down bad. What are you doing? You're gonna ruin this girl's wedding. I know, I know. She doesn't want to pack set the wedding.

No, or you two dating at the wedding. You two dating, or you two fucking the last thing she wants to think about is her hold boyfriend because you probably dicked her down much better than the husband does. You don't marry the, you don't marry the dick you down guy. You marry the guy that's, he's okay in bed. Yeah, but he's a really good man.

That's who you marry. You marry the good man, not the dick you down guy. The dick you down guy just is good at dicking you down. That's it, right? So my, if you're lucky, you get both. Yeah, if you're're lucky you get both. Yeah, if you're lucky you get both. But there's only one Bryant.

So settle down ladies. Totally. Number one, you should absolutely not be planning to attend this destination wedding with this guy. You should not bring an ex-boyfriend on purpose that you're sleeping with to your best friend's wedding. This can only be hurtful and harmful. However, it would make for a good follow-up

as KCB. Yeah. We'd like to send you a camera, a GoPro. I've got an idea. Don't tell her at all. I just show up. Yeah. Show up.

Show up. She couldn Show up. Show up. She could even use the line that you used earlier with me. I've got something shocking. What shocking for you? I'm not gonna tell you, so you're wedding. You'll find out that. I'm fully your ex-boyfriends, Giz right now. I think I hope it's one of those destination weddings

where the hotels, you know they have, sometimes they have like the U-shaped hotel and in the middle, they've got this beautiful green area that overlooks the beach and that's where all the weddings happen. I hope you get a room. I hope that room is overlooking the wedding and I hope you guys are fucking on the balcony while the wedding's happening.

In your bridesmaids dress. Yeah. Sunshine. Don't. Don't. Don't do it. Just don't, don't, don't, don't do it. Just don't even ask, just don't even, you know what? Stop dating the guy. Stop dating the guy and don't have this conversation till long after she's right.

I mean, right. Just don't ruin her wedding. You're gonna ruin her. You guys are really truly serious and in love than it'll have, it'll be there after the wedding. Yes. And it's not gonna be there after the wedding because this is never going to work out.

You're dating your best friend's ex, and unless it's those one in a million, we were really meant for each other kind of things, which it's not. Quite frankly, I don't think you're being a best friend. I think you're being a little mean. You're like, this is a little mean girlish. There's a million guys out there. Why do you have to date her ex? Don't do it.

Now, we don't have any context to who this ex is or why he's around still, but just don't do it. Also to like I'm putting myself in the shoe of being the best friend that my best friend is dating my ex. And I think I would have to be like, first of all, what the fuck? And second of all, what the fuck? Second of all, Ha ha, he's a dick. Yeah. Go for it. Yeah. I don't know. First of all, second of all, who's this guy?

Who's even entertaining the idea of going to this wedding with you to watch his ex-girlfriend get married and he wants to be the one to tell her? I think he wants to get back in her pants as well. I think, yeah, if you do go down this road, he should definitely not be the person to tell her. You should be the person to tell her because you're still connected to her in a meaningful way. Third of all, what do you say?

I mean, you might as well. What an out. Say open your mouth while it's kind of pissing it. I mean, like, what are you doing? Stop. I hope you continue to listen to the commercial break, but I gotta be honest, I don't think you're being cool here.

You got to stop this shit and stop it immediately. Now, I hope you didn't go to the wedding because I think this is from a long time ago. I hope you didn't go to the wedding, but if you did, right back in and let us know what happened. Yeah, and if it's not happened yet, if you're still going to the wedding, or you're still planning on going to the wedding, please follow up and give us some context so that we basically follow up. I think she would be in the wedding. I wrote her an email. And I said, can you please follow up on this?

So let's see what happens. Okay. All right, STCB number two. Hey TCB, I wanted to reach out with a question, but I also wanted to tell you guys that I love your podcast. The last couple of years have been really rough for me and my family. A couple of family members passed away during the pandemic and a good friend of mine passed

away just about a year ago. Sorry. Sorry about that, bro. It was a really dark time for me. I saw your podcast tile on Apple to talk about the podcast cover. I saw your podcast tile on Apple one day and decided to give it a play. The first episode for the first header 15 minutes or so that I listened, I honestly didn't understand what was going on. I couldn't understand why Apple had you featured so prominently. That needs to be it on this. Yeah, I appreciate the feedback. Yeah, thank you very much. We appreciate it. Thank you for telling us how shitty our show is. Was that also back during the time when you were doing like 15 minutes of intro first? Yeah, probably.

Now we just get right into the show. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, what was he saying? I didn't understand why Apple had you featured so prominently. But I sure as shit and glad I stuck with it. I'm almost 150 episodes in at this point and I consider you to friends.

Thank you very much. You've brought just a little bit of light to my darkest day. Thank you so much. You do not give yourselves enough credit, and we never will. Because we don't believe in ourselves. Yes. Unlike guarantee.

Yeah, unlike the Dalai Lama, we're not asking you to suck our tongues. Okay, so now to the question. Thank you very much, by the way. Yeah, really appreciate his name. I appreciate it. His name is Tom. So Tom, thank you very much. It's been tough for all of us since the commercial break started, but try to work our way through it.

I'm trying to decide if the world's fucked up because of the pandemic and the political situation or if it's just the commercial break started Okay, so now the question I consider myself a relatively good-looking guy I don't have a lot of game so I'm not a player I haven't slept with hundreds of women I'm not mystery and I can't pick somebody up by snapping my fingers and cornering them in the pretzel shop at the mall and I can't pick somebody up by snapping my fingers and cornering them in the pretzel shop at the mall. That's pretty good.

There is one thing that's holding me back from really getting out there and finding my soulmate. And that's my dick. Honestly have a huge dick. Wow. Well, okay. I need to know more about this. I mean, we just needed to investigate. I'm a I need to know more about this

Why is that holding back why is that holding back? Oh Oh, by the way, I just got a lot of people. So many people. It was the lair. I was like, I'm about to be my baby. If you say, got got go go, I just took a shit. The baby, baby devil. What was his name? Dante.

Dante. Baby Satan. God God, go go go go go bitch. Oh fuck. Can't even move my hands That's cool joke I don't say Satan's baby I was gonna get something to expect like a dog like in my face I got this awful milk spray in my mouth. Your nipples are hairy. Leave it alone. Wait, was this, was this the episode where there were two, uh, couples that had come together? Yeah.

Babies and they decided not to figure out who was the dad. That's right. I don't have a dad. But I have two moms. One's got a better set of six. Hey, mom of dad knocked over a candle burn down the back of the house Not sure where your other kids are might want to check on them. Can I get a tip over here, please? Somebody get over here. Why might I ask right now. Jesus Christ is my enemy. Okay, don't do that.

God, don't do it. When I was 12 years old, I remember walking into a locker room and seeing everyone else in their underwear. I also remember thinking to myself, why are there dicks as well? On my, my huge hog has been holding me back from the dating scene.

You wouldn't believe the reaction I get sometimes about my dick. Some women see my third leg and literally run away. I had one girl who excused herself to go to the bathroom after we got naked to have sex and she grabbed her things and left without saying a word. When I finally got a hold of her to ask her what I had done wrong,

she explained that my dick was too big and she was scared to have sex with me. That's gonna mean just to walk out the door. I know. I'm picturing like those comic books where the moments like, ah, running. Hey, you need a smaller dick. I got one baby Dante over here. I got a little little. Having a big dick is almost the same as having a micro penis. No, it's not. Stop it. No. Okay, Tom, I love you buddy, but that's no comparison here. The reactions are very similar. This puts me in a tough place where women can see me as a novelty or as a liability, but in most cases my baby arm becomes problematic.

What do I do with my 12-inch dick? There are penis reduction surgeries that you can get, actually, if you're into that kind of thing, if you're into plastic surgery. But my personal opinion is, if you, in fact, do you have a big dick and you're not yanking our chain here? No pun intended. There's nothing you can do. It's all in God's beauty, bro. I mean, I think you could need to ease in and more ways than one. ease it in. Like you gotta ease it in.

And also maybe bring it up before there's a shock moment. That's what I was gonna say. Yeah, before you smackacks someone with you, you know, those porn movies are always taking their dick and knocking on the vagina's door, like they're waking something up. Speaking of porn, maybe you should get into porn, Tom. Yeah, well, there's a thought.

Yeah. You know, a lot of people with big appendages, that's what they end up doing. You know what I saw yesterday? I was watching yesterday, is that movie Wonderland about, you remember about Johnny Wad, John Holmes? Yeah, I read a book. I was watching yesterday, is that movie Wonderland about, you remember about Johnny Wad, John Holmes?

Yeah, I read a book. Yeah, Wonderland, you read it? Yeah, it's a great movie, by the way, great movie. A lot of people choose to use their gift in a way that showcases the gift, but I'm assuming that's not what you want to do. Yeah. Listen, you got a 12-inch cock, that it's not gonna be for everybody.

My two-inch penis isn't for everybody either. There's somebody out there that it's for, but maybe breaking the ice a little bit, first, second, third date before you guys sleep together, and just say, not jokingly, I have a huge dick. Something I've only been able to say jokingly. So, but just tell this person that you're dating with or whoever you're dating, say, listen, I just want to get something out of the way. Put it on your Tinder profile. That's what I would do.

That's what I was going to say. There's a dating app for guys with big dicks. Yes. Yeah. And we should host a reality show. I agree with you 100% Love is 12 inches. I don't know Will just have a glory hole where they stick their dick through their limp penis through and the girl can decide which one she wants Mm-hmm. I I know this must I understand it's probably problematic at times But I think you might be first of all you got to communicate of all, you might be overthinking it just a little bit. I know that a 12 inch penis, probably most women cannot fit that inside of their body, but if someone truly loves you for who you are,

there's gonna be a way that everyone can be satisfied. Yeah, 100%. Yeah, 100%. You know me, I have to compensate, right? I just choose to keep my penis all together out of the sexual activity, and that way I'm not embarrassed about it. Works fine for everybody,

including Astrid's second husband. So, there you go. Yes. Tom, I love you, man. I'm sorry to win through such a hard time and I'm sorry to keep having to do that. Keep at it. Keep pounding away.

You've felt the pavement. Keep stretching yourself to do new things. Keep rising to the occasion top. There's a guy for every guy or a guy for every guy. Whatever guy for every guy or he for every, for every though, whatever. Yes. Here's my, somebody for everybody.

Here's my follow up question. Are you one of these people who gets like, can't actually get a full erection because it causes physical ailments? You had talked about that before. Yeah, there's like, there's too much blood rushes. Too much blood rushes, and then it goes from the way from everything.

Takes away from everything else. When you, when the blood's all in your cock, your heart's not functioning correctly, but I'm really interested to know. And I'm sure there is some drama associated with having a really large dick, but I don't think you can compare yourself to a guy with a micro penis.

No. Because a guy with a micro penis has a huge challenge on his hand, you can at least stick some of your dick in somebody. They can stick literally their whole dick in just the front part of the vagina. They can't even get all the way inside of a vagina. So I'm feeling a little bit more for the micro-penis guys than I am from the large cock, guys. But I don't know what it's like to be in either circumstance, at least not that I'm gonna tell you here on there. Just keep at it.

Yeah, that's right. Okay, I want you to get through a couple more. So TCB, love you too so much. You're my girlfriend and I, oh, you're my girlfriend and I's favorite show. We are lesbians and super hot lesbians at that. Ooh, spicy. Why don't you take TCB on the road?

We live in Chicago and we'd love to see you guys live. Maybe a few shows a year and a few big cities. We would travel to see all of them. This is our wish. Can you make it come true? Angela and Tammy. Hi, Angela and Tammy. Hi, Angela and Tammy.

Thank you for listening. I'd like to see a picture, please. Super hot lesbian. Just for show research purposes. What you don't see, Angela and Tammy, is all of the nuances that happen. Yeah, what you have. Before you hear our fuck.

What you don't know is that the hot crazy mess that you actually get to listen to is the cleanup version of the hot crazy mess that you actually get to listen to is the cleaned up version of the hot crazy mess that's actually happening behind the scenes. We can't even record. It takes us hours to record one episode because we forget to press record. There's a million different reasons.

TV doesn't work. TV doesn't work. Something's off-balance. Brian had too many divedi days this morning. I mean, there's a lot of different reasons. And the truth is, we have thought about doing live shows. But we've thought about doing a lot of stuff on this show. And every time we give something new a chance,

we figure out it's not working. The only place that people want to hear us is actually on the podcast. It's true. Now, we haven't given the live show thing a try. Maybe we will. Maybe in 2024. Maybe we will.

Yeah. Or maybe a Christmas show. A Christmas cast. A Christmas cast. A Christmas cast. A Christmas cast. A Christmas cast. A Christmas cast.

A Christmas cast. A Christmas cast. A Christmas cast. A Christmas cast. A Christmas cast. A Christmas cast. A Christmas cast. A Christmas cast. A Christmas cast. and like Paduka Kentucky. We also got to know that we're gonna sell some place out. And right now, I don't think we could sell how to chucky cheese, let alone the Fox Theater. You know what I'm saying? Isn't that what stars do to like big bands

or Taylor Swift, whatever, they start off in a smaller market. Correct. To kind of test out. Yeah, they test out the wall. That's right. That's what we're. They start off in smaller markets and smaller venues

and they get everybody juiced up about them coming. And then if it sells out quickly or it sells out, then you know there's demand for another show. And that's why you'll see like Taylor Swift will start off with one show in a particular city, but she'll have three empty nights behind it because they've already reserved a second night. They know there's demand. Chrissy and I. It's very similar to that. Very similar. What we do is we pick public libraries, where it's absolutely free.

And then we do a quiet version of the commercial break to small children. With that fans. Hey kids, you know what a micro penises? Tom in New York has a micro, has a really big dick. Ask your parents about the big dick thing later. Maybe we'll do live shows. We do get this question every once in a while. Maybe we'll do a live show. We're trying to figure it out. If you're nice, if you're good, if you're good to us.

But thank you for listening to the show. We really appreciate it. Yes. All right, one more. Okay. Brian and Chrissy, I'm a huge listening to the show. We really appreciate it. Yes. All right. Uh, one more. Okay, Brian and Chrissy. I'm a huge fan of the show. I am so curious on the day-to-day minutiae of DCV. No, you're not. You don't want to know mine. Yeah, Chrissy wants to know too. So does Astrid. Actually, everybody but me wants to know how you make the show happen Because I've just decided I don't know, I just press record.

Right before we started the show today, you go, well, you got to mess around with the camera, I had to tie it. Because something was all I mean. Anytime you're using twist ties to make sure the show gets out there, it's millions of listeners, you're not doing well. I would love to hear how it all comes together. Could you guys do maybe a behind the scenes video? And exactly where would you want us to put that behind the scenes video?

TikTok, Instagram. Maybe, no. I want the secrets to stay secret. Yeah, it's a secret sauce. Yeah, it's a secret sauce. And besides, you would respect us a lot less than you already just respect us enough. I do have one question I'm dying to know.

You put out a lot of content and you seem so quote on and quote during the show. How do you maintain the energy level if you're having a bad day? I don't even wanna talk to my coworkers when I'm having a bad day. How do you do it? Serious question.

Well, if you notice, there's a couple episodes where Chris says nothing, that means she's upset with me and something we should have performed. I get this question too. It's like you're on for the show. Well, I think one of the reasons is the two of us have known each other for so long

and we feed off of each other. So I could be having a bad day or brine, you could be having a bad day, but it's kind of like when we get in our little cocoon in here and start kind of talking about things and riffing. It's the tree of trust. It is.

Yeah. Something magical just happens. And the other key is not talking to each other any other time. Exactly. It's just gotta be here. I except for my insensitive texting. We don't even have a sound contact.

There's a day I don't text you that I know I'm a first Brian. I know. I mean, it's like to Brian. Yeah, we do communicate a lot. It's just two friends being friends. You think about your friend. Yes, we have bad days. We just don't record on those days.

Right, exactly. One of us finds an excuse not to record. Chrissy had COVID all the way. She just didn't want to talk to me. Yeah, I mean, listen, it's like, yes, there is a lot of energy that goes into the show. And yes, that energy, sometimes you have to work yourself up to that, which you don't see, I will give you a little bit of insight. I really want the behind the scenes stuff to stay behind the scenes, but just a little insight. Chrissy and I dance before every show when the music is playing, and that sometimes I think

revs up the engine a little bit. But there certainly are days where the energy level is better than others, and that's why there's a lot of episodes that have never aired. Exactly. And probably never will. It's because they're just not good. They're not, the energy level is lower, or it's just bad.

It's all over the place. So it's not. Editing. Yeah, it's not. That's the secret. Editing. Just like anything. You mean we can edit the show, Chrissy? Truth is, we don't do a lot of editing at all.

What you hear is actually what has been most of the time. 90% of the time, what you hear is literally one continuous take. No, I meant editing like editing what we put out. Oh yeah, editing what we put out. Oh, yes. Meaning if the show is bad, it stays somewhere else. And most of the shows are bad. It's what level of bad are they? If it goes past the five, one on a ten if it goes past the five, it's probably not going up. So, hey man, thanks for the questions. We really appreciate it.

Whoever you are, the nameless person, stop fucking your best friends. X, you don't need that. Whoever you are, the nameless person, stop fucking your best friends. X, you don't need that. Go on, go with someone else. Was the other one the lesbians in Chicago? Well, listen. Maybe. Yeah, maybe. We chewed on that fat for a minute. We just get really scared about doing new things because they never work out.

We literally had to pay Patreon to be on it. We didn't even make enough money to cover the fees. And to you, my friend, who wants to know all about the behind the scenes action, let's keep it a secret. And that way, there's always going to be a little bit of mystery, even when we're reviewing mystery. Okay. I like to see you big dick man. Yeah, big dick guy.

You got a problem that I think a lot of people would like to have, but 12 inches is huge. So, I hope you find who you're looking for and that she, or he, accepts you for whoever you are. Um. There's somebody out there. Somebody out there that can accept your 12 inch penis directly inside them. And I hope you find them sooner rather than later because everybody deserves somebody, Chrissy.

That's right. You're not gonna find them on Love Is Blind, but you could find them out there in the real life. And Love Is Blind, make the minimum age 30. Make the minimum age 30. Because if you do that, I think you're gonna find that more of those couples work at work. I agree.

You need a little maturity up in there. It's like 20 year olds, how the fuck did they know what the, they don't know it? I didn't. I don't. I don't. It's the 20 year olds. How the fuck did they know what the, they don't know it. I did. I don't. Astrid got married to me. She's probably regretting that decision her entire life.

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