The Commercial Break - Car Trunk Carpet Squash

Episode Date: August 12, 2020

The Bit: Puddle of Mudd stops by WSHIT's "Heart Of The Arts" and lead singer Wes Scantanilin graces us with his angelic voice! The Show: Bryan realizes his worst nightmare regarding having a daughter...teenage boys. Then Bryan tells Hoadley about their first rejection from the "global Hollywood podcast elite ". Hoadley shares exciting news about house hunting, Bryan tells her to be careful of the crazy neighbor and he follows up on his bad reality show plot lines. This and so much more...on this episode of The Commercial Break! Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode! Text us or leave us a voicemail at +1-661-BEST2YO ([phone]) LINKS: Get a FREE TCB limited edition collectible sticker Follow us on Instagram Subscribe and watch the show on Youtube Join us live on Fireside New episodes every Tuesday & Friday everywhere you listen to podcasts! For advertising contact AdvertiseCast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Welcome to WSHIT's Heart of the Arts! Our ongoing series dedicated to showcasing the greatest artists, actors and musicians of Art Dianne. It is hard to put into words the contribution to the arts. These weeks musicians have made their music. They have touched souls and ways only God himself could manufacture. In the words the contribution to the arts, these weeks musicians have made do music. They have touched souls in ways only God himself could manufacture. The voice of an angel, the defining vocalist of a generation, lyrics only Shakespeare could conjure up.

These are just a few of the things that have been said about our artist this week. I am speaking of course about Paddle of Mad and lead singer Wes Scantanolin. Let's go live to W.A.C.I.T. artist corner sponsored by Gano Gone. Gano Gone when Gano Ria needs to be gone. Trust Gano Gone. And now live to the corner where Leedsinger Westcantlin will lead Patel of Mud in a Easy and frown, I do, with the head to land I do, thank you for this too I do, but you have a clue Take it and it's round You hang me out to try

I can see you every night, real! Absolutely breathtaking thank you, Wes, and Paddle of Man. Now we'll be back after this quick commercial break with more of Heart of the Arts. In early 2020, the world shut down. Stores, restaurants, schools, and whole communities shut their doors in an effort to protect human life. As the world quickly changed, one man will on Facebook to get a degree in Internet epidemiology. Brian, along with his lab assistant, hopefully, are curing coronavirus by commenting on fake news and reposting recipes of secret

virus cures from a friend of a friend who works high up in government. Join Brian and Holi as they discuss the world and like doing this forced interruption. Learning, laughing, and loving in this real life commercial break. On this episode of the commercial break. Like I said, no one told me it was gonna be this much work, Holi. No one said anything.

Fuck all those people who I was, yeah, I'm having a baby. Oh, that's great, man. Change is your life. changes your life shit man you just like you're never gonna know love like you knew love no I'm never gonna know sleep deprivation like I know sleep deprivation now because of this extra child that I have in my house I am going to reason with him as if as if I was standing on the other end of the door I'm gonna go okay listen man you're a fucking shithead and we both know it you're probably into drugs you're into no good you're a fucking shithead and we both know it. You're probably into drugs. You're into no

good. You're already had sex twice and you're only four years old. What can I do? What is it? What what can me as a neighbor? How can I step in and interrupt somebody? You know, knows my way into somebody else's life. I know about subwoofers. I know about some stations. Does it power up? The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Should be deep-a-do. I think I'll watch the documentary on Substation Power. Look at that.

More documentaries on substation power. I just got done explaining to Chrissy Hodeley why if your power goes out for longer than 10 or 15 minutes, it's likely a substation. And she was fascinated by my incredible knowledge of all things that you all know that you'll never need ever in life. Like, is anyone ever sitting around going, I wonder why the power went out for more than 15 minutes? No.

You're like, where's my fucking Netflix, man? My internet don't work because the power's out. That's exactly what we did and we went to our computer and turned on our phone hotspot. Good for you, you guys are smart. Look at that. We're dealing with a couple of crack cookies there. I call them crack cookies.

Cha-cha-cha. Are we on episode number 18? We're on episode number one eight. Are we? Is it number anything? Okay, I'm just checking in. I just want to make sure you're paying attention because clearly I've got my shit together.

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It's the email store. There's a... That's where emails come from. Make sure email store. It's the email store There's a that's where emails come from because that's where emails come from Daddy put his ram and your mommy CPU and Ram ram CPU and look at that. You've got emails everywhere and you can like us You can follow us at the commercial break on Insta. Okay, I'm getting hit with the kids. I realize that IG is no longer a proper appropriate term for Instagram.

It's Insta. So on the Insta, at the commercial break, you can also watch us or listen to us on YouTube soon to be watches. But as I mentioned in the commercial, in the break room, there's a layer of complication to putting something on YouTube right now because of the pandemic. And so I'm trying to work it out.

Yeah, it really is. It's very complicated because instead of one camera, you have to have two. So it adds 100% more complications. I have two cameras. I feel like on my new iPhone that I got. You do have two cameras. I wish we could use those two cameras

to record the YouTube version of the show. And then we just have it all down pat. But unfortunately, now the truth is, it's just you just got to go and do it and I'm, you know, I got a child that's, like I said, no one told me it was going to be this much work hardly. No one said anything. Fuck all those people who I was, yeah, I'm having a baby. Oh, that's great man.

Changes your life. Shit man. You just like, you're never gonna know love, like you knew love. No, I'm never gonna know sleep deprivation. Like I know sleep deprivation now because of this extra child that I have in my house. And by the way, she melts my heart.

It is true that the little girls for daddy's, they just melt your heart. And now I'm like, I'm all protective. I'm already think I was watching a television show where there were like to I'd say girls and they're like 20s like college age girls and they you know the new thing with bathing suits is for them to be cheeky right they're cheeky bathing suits. Yeah, that's that's yeah, there's you don't cover up your butt anymore you and they wear them young like you know 16 7 it's 17 we

were 15 15 15 15 that lay're like oh she has one okay And she had a cheeky bathing suit the cheeky what so I am my wife is already It's telling me like and I make any decisions regarding the clothing for my daughter because I'm already upset at the women The run the television that their parents let them out of the house with a cheeky bathing suit and ask her to like you Realize their like college age girls, and I'm like, give a shit. I give a shit. You're not supposed to show your ass in public.

I'm not gonna do it. I just said show your ass at public. Say, you have to wear a mask, but feel free to show your ass. So I'm already protective of my, you know, two-minute-old daughter and how she's gonna be dressing.

That makes, this is making me very upset, how do they? Well, you were a young boy once. I was young boy. All boned up and ready to go. You know what they're thinking, yes. So, yes. I think that's the very protectiveness that's coming. You know what I agree with you is that my fear is,

my fear has always been, is that if I have a daughter and now I have one, the reality is here, is that the universe and the karma are gonna come back and bite me right in the ass. So that my daughter's gonna be like 15, 16 years old, right? And then Brian Green's gonna show up at the door. Right. Hey, what's up, dude?

Yeah, listen, I'm here to take me out. For, you know, I'm just gonna drive around the shit, and probably gonna, you know, put my hand up for sure, stuff like that. So, you can tell her to come down. And I'm gonna be like, the hell you are, son. But if that guy comes to the door, I am going to reason with him as if I was standing on the other end of the door.

I'm gonna go, okay, listen man, you're a fucking shithead and we both know it. You're probably into drugs. You're in to no good. You're already had sex twice and you're only four years old and here's the deal I'm gonna give you a hundred dollar bill in a six pack of Bud Light and I'm gonna say to go the fuck away And I'm gonna deal with my crying daughter up there because I'm well much better equipped to deal with it than you are right So just go away and so I told this to a friend of mine Raphael and Raphael said this is years ago He says this before even thought children were an option for me, right?

He says he's's, but Brian, if Brian Green really showed up to your door and that really happened, here's what would go on. He would accept $100 in the Bud Light and then he would drive the car around the back of the house and knock on the window and go, you dad gave me a hundred bucks of Bud Light, let's go!

Let's go! True story. That's right. So yeah, I think that part of the fear that I have about my daughter is that I know what kind of ass holeery is out there. And I wasn't like an abusive creep or anything, but I was interested in women mainly through most of my young adult life. And that was the only thing that got me up in the morning.

Yes. That in my budding music career. He hung a doll like and that was the only thing that got me up in the morning Yes, that my budding music career. I have known you for a long time Yes, you have I remember Thank you. They got they got Astrid came along as all I know Change my life it changed my life and ways big and small all of them for the better So if you go to it's so to to tcbpodcast.com and then join the break room, you get the new volume one of the break room, follow us at instant and all that other stuff. And I do want to say, if you get a chance,

share the show, leave a review. Some people have been leaving a review, and I like that, so I appreciate that. Thank you very, very much. I have to get right into it today, and I'm just a little charged up, and I got to tell you why I'm charged up. Room. What's that? Room. Yes, I'm all bon charged up, and I gotta tell you why I'm charged up. Room.

What's that? Room. Room, room. Yes, I'm all boned up and let me tell you why. There's a couple, you know, you start a podcast, like this, I'm just gonna be frank with the audience because I feel like the audience would be frank with me if they were here sitting right here.

They probably, they probably, boo, probably would be, get off the fucking mic, so I'd be honest with the audience is that when you start a podcast like this, you have to start thinking about ways to get outside of your sphere of influence. You know, I only have so many friends on Facebook,

which is not many, and most of them don't want to hear my podcast. My family doesn't even want to hear my podcast, mainly because they listen to me all the time. And so, and there's only so far that posting on Facebook is going to get you as far as an audience is concerned. So when you start a podcast like this, if you really give a shit and you wanna like, you know, have some traction,

you gotta start getting outside your, that spear of influence and grab some more attention. So like I told you, we had a mildly successful internet marketing campaign on Google, where Google spent my money for terms like best podcast to have sex to and best podcasts to go to sleep to, which I still agree with that one. I left that one up.

That's right. And then we went out there and there's other podcasts platforms, like a million podcasts platforms out there. I could name them all. I would go through it. Yeah. like a million podcast platforms out there. I could name them all, I would go through out overcast, castos, castos, you know, pod being pod, whatever, pod, you know, a pod of heaven. I don't know, they're all out there.

And what they do is they suck up my content and they distribute it to you through your favorite application or through your computer. And that's, and there's a million choices out there right now. It's a big deal because there's lots of content and they make money one way or another off of my content. How do they do that? It's because they can run advertisements on different places inside of the app. So while they're not, may not be making money during my particular show, they're making money by my content, by millions of people's content

being on their application. It's the trade off. You distribute it to your audience and I'll let you make money off of my podcast. You know, millions of podcasts, not specifically mine, but you get the point. You get the point! Charged up. I do. We worked in radio. We worked in radio and that's how it worked there. Yeah, that's it. I'll distribute your content and I'm going to make a bunch of money off. Yeah, right. And so, in order to get in front of a podcast audience, sometimes what you do is you go pay those people money to get in front of that audience. You might put a banner at up

or maybe you run some audio on Spotify or you do something like that and I've been out there testing the waters just to see if we can get a couple of additional listeners grow the audience base and see if there's anybody out there that wants to listen to us. Please. So far, the results are not promising, there that wants to listen to. Please. So far, the results are not promising, hardly, but I'm working on it.

And so I have had relatively positive feedback from all these little platforms. I go out there, I say, hey, can I buy some space? And they say, yes, it's, you know, who doesn't want my fucking money, right? And so we've done this like two or three different places. We run some ads on Spotify and then we put a couple banner ads up in two different on two different locations and I was gonna go for a third. I found a podcast app. I thought was interesting enough. It's new, it's fresh. It seems like all the kids are using it and I send them an email and I say, hey, listen, my name is Brian. I've got the shitty little podcast called the commercial break and I'd like you to take my money and put your put me in front of your audience.

And well, here's what they said. We here at Blippoli, Blippoli pocket, you know, Blippoli bobby podcasts have reviewed content for all creative and advertisers and have decided that your podcast does not fit the correct content criteria for advertisers. We apologize, but we cannot accept your advertising dollars at this moment. And I'm like, wow. Fuck yourself, man. I'm good enough to be on your platform

so you can make a dime off me, but I'm not good enough to then spend money advertising to get eyeballs onto my podcast. Is that too much to fucking ask? What are you concerned about? I don't understand. Okay, maybe Disney is not going to, maybe Disney won't advertise with you because the commercial break is talking about Tits and Ask.

But what's more important, Brian Green distributing the commercial break through your podcast application or Disney advertising with you? Oh, you get what I'm going with this? Mm-hmm. Oh, you get what I'm going with this? Yeah. I'd have to review the podcast up like that. I'll give it to you separately, right? I am not sure. I am not completely sure that young kids want to listen.

No, eight. Two. What's more important? ABC buying a million dollars worth of advertising or Brian Green paying you $800 to put a banner at up. And let me explain, my $800 comes with my content on your application. And I'm pretty sure that that's what everybody wants to hear.

In the long run, it may not look like it makes sense now, but in the long run, you're gonna be sorry you didn't accept my advertising dollars. You're going to be sorry. I'm really upset about this. I felt a little offended quite frankly. But it's pretty well. It's a big mistake. Huge. Huge. Huge mistake on behalf of the advertising team over at blah, blah, blah, cast. You know what I'm saying? I do. What is so offensive about our content? Is it the sex? Is it the drugs that the rock and roll or the violence? Which? What is so incredibly offensive? Is it me talking about

cocaine? Strippers? Tits, violence, watch so offensive. Aren't we all adults in the room? Can they just put like an explicit, you know, they do. They put an explicit tag and listen, you can go to this particular podcast application and you can still listen to the commercial break. And that's part of the reason how I found them. I saw that people were listening to this and I was like, oh, then, you know, maybe we should go there and there's some eyeballs there. And I'm just really upset that they didn't accept my ever time. I'm more actually I'm more of my feelings are

hurt. But I'm not changing for anybody. No, oh, oh, oh, we have a good friend. That's right. Allison Hare. That we have a good friend. You didn't even know what I was gonna talk about. And you're like, I have a good friend. We have a good friend. Alice and Rizgh hair. And she's got a wonderful podcast called Culture Changers. And she has been discussing with someone taking her podcast and putting it on a specific network, right? And they, she was telling me that they had, I don't think she reminds me of telling the story. She had, they were saying that we just have a couple of guidelines, right?

They're just guidelines. Stay within these guidelines. And one of them is, can you cut down on the fuck? The fucks, right? Take the fucks out of it. Now, I've listened to Alison show, you know, listen to a number of Alison shows. I don't remember hearing a fuck,

but maybe there's one in there, one or two. And so she says to Show, you know, listen to a number of Alice in Show's. I don't remember hearing a fuck, but maybe there's one in there one or two. And so she says it to me, she goes, so I'm not sure your show is a good fit for this particular guy. And I was like, what the fuck are you talking about? What the fuck does that mean? What the fuck? What the fuck an understand? What the fuck are you talking about?

Fuck off. Fuck Tard. Fuck Tard. And I understand. Fuck off, fuck Tard. Fuck Tard. And I understand this is a podcast of a certain ilk. Maybe it's not everybody's cup of tea. Maybe the kids shouldn't be listening to it. As a matter of fact, I discourage any children from listening to it.

Even though if you look at our Spotify statistics, it's mostly children that are listening to it. No, that's I'm just kidding. Now, you have to be 13 to have a Spotify account. And you know how they verify that? Check this box, are you 13? Yeah, I was about to say. It was just like the old porn sites

when it said check here to make sure you're 18. And I had to say. All the alcohol sites. Yeah, I understand. 21. Oh, yes, I am. Yeah, there used to be a gas station that would, they'd be like, are you 21? And I'd be like, oh, yes, sir, I am.

Of course. Yes, I've been 21. I've been 21 for the five minutes. I've been in this store. I've been 21 years. I just turned 21, right when I walked in the door. And I understand it's not everybody's cup of tea, but I don't think that there's any reason they go changing direction quite yet,

hopefully, when Disney comes to me with an opportunity, then we'll have a discussion about, you know, milking up the show a little bit. But I think right now, we're gonna stay the course, regardless of what blah, blah, blah, cast says about our fucking show. So rude. Just so we say true to ourselves.

Yeah, we are gonna stay true to ourselves And the truth is we don't need any more listeners than we already got we're satisfied. We I feel good I feel good with the 67 or so listeners. I feel I feel like all 30 of them that actually download the show and the two that listen I feel good about that Both of them share my last name and that is really strange. Both of them have the exact same name as my brothers. It's just really strange, but I feel good about that. I feel like we're making traction.

Things are moving ahead. So tell me about how was your week? It was good. We're doing a little house hunting now that, you know, I think a lot of people are in the same boat where you are now stuck in quarantine a lot. Yep. You're wondering about your surroundings and how much space is in between all of the people that you have in the apartment. You're wondering if you have the six feet social distance you need. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We've been doing some house hunting and that's, you know, been a little, it's been fun, but it's also a little frustrating and whatever. It's a puzzle.

It's a puzzle, right? You have a certain budget you want to stay in, but it's never quiet enough. Nope, never works out quite though. Yeah, you're like, oh, that's a beautiful house and it's like is a million four. Do you like, I have seven thousand dollars to put down on that house? He's like, I have $7,000 to put down on that now. That is the case. Yeah. I came here looking for a MoPed, I bought a million, four townhouse. And the interest rates are low and you're right, everyone's looking to get out. The housing market continues to be very strong because people are like, well, I'm going to

be doing this for another fucking year, at least. Then I want to at least live comfortably, right? Yeah. And we live in a great, great, really, really down town, right, and down to Atlanta. There's all kinds of, you know, park space and we can walk to restaurants and shops and all of that. But if the restaurants and shops are open,

it's true, which doesn't fucking matter. And you're in your place. Yeah, you're on your own. So, you're on your own. Trying to stay in the neighborhood, but it's a hot neighborhood. So yeah, there's a lot going on. We're just, we're trying to figure it out, but it's fine.

I say congratulations to you. House hunting is fun. It is, it is a lot of fun. And stressful, but it's a lot of fun. And then once you get the new house, you're gonna, you're gonna be in love with it. For at least the first two days, until you hear that first creak or crack,

and then you're gonna be like, motherfucker, what do we get ourselves into? I know, I keep going back and forth with that because we're in maintenance for reliving and what about that, but it's all gonna be my big thing is I want some outdoor space. Yeah, I think that's the big difference between. I got our, you know, space. When I lived in an apartment, I absolutely loved it, but it was just me and that's all I needed and it was like a thousand square foot space with 500, you know, 300 square foot, a little

deck. And I love the community feel of it. It was kind of like my apartment building actually was like friends, right? Everyone knew each other and we all went to the pool and hung out and drank beers and all that stuff. But you get to a certain point in your life and you're like, well, you know, the four walls are kind of closing in on me. I wish I had my own space. And then if you start sharing that space with somebody like you are, and now you're sharing it with multiple people, fuck it. You want to just, you want some space, you want to be able to get outside and get a little sun on your face and not have to like dial yourself up, walk down the corridor, go down to elevators, you know, go through the parking deck, get to,

and plus what are you going to do? The pool's closed. I mean, you shouldn't be at the pool, but the pool's closed anyway, because, you know, coronavirus? The pool is closed. I mean, you shouldn't be at the pool, but the pool is closed. Anyway, because you know, Corona virus. And it's difficult. I totally, totally understand it. But, you know, the good news about an apartment complex, I think my personal opinion is that with the apartment complex, at least, there is an air of privacy about your apartment. You close the door and you're gone, right? You've essentially gone to the world and you don't really have to deal with neighbors too much. I mean, they could be bouncing and banging and stuff like that,

but there's something a little bit different about a house. A house in a neighborhood, it's like now you got to, there's neighbors around you and there's things you gotta think about and come over for a cup of sugar and a cup of tea. At least that's how it is with me. I live in this wonderful kind of bedroom community north of Atlanta.

It's lovely. It's lovely and it's still young and hip and so we have fun, but we've got the most wonderful neighbors. We hit the neighbor fucking jackpot with this guy, with a man, his woman, and their two children. They are. A man and his woman, a woman, and their two children. They are. A man and his woman.

I love that. Don't get it twisted. Don't get it twisted up in here. A man, his women and his two children. And so, and they're just lovely people. And the kids cut the grass for me. You know, I'm saying, but they cut the grass for me. And one more way they take boxes inside and voice versus, you know, whatever.

It's a lovely situation. And we've never had any issues with them. They've always been lovely. And then there's a person who lives across the street, a man and a woman, a little bit older. I don't know what her name is. And I don't know what her name is. I've never taken the time to learn it. But for the most part, we were always,

we've been living here on and off for about six years. And for the most part, we just waved to them. And occasionally they would come over and they would, you know, with a woman mainly, she's much older. She's probably in her early 70s, would come over, she would say hello, and then that would be it, right? Hi, how you doing?

Good, you know, it's nice that you painted the house. Thanks very much. You know, your son is lovely. Thank you. Whatever. That's nice. Oh, since the pandemic had started, we've started to learn that maybe this lady isn't all crackers and cookies. To tell. We saw an ambulance about three and a half months ago in the front of her house, right? When the right one when this whole coronavirus started. I of course got nervous. I thought older lady living in the house with her husband, something happened, coronavirus,

and she's sick. The husband is, she seems relatively healthy, but the husband looks like he has some health problems. I run over to talk to the paramedic and I'm like, hey man, you know, what's going on? Like, you know, concern neighbor, like Mr. Superhero. What's going on? What can I do? What is the, what, what can me as a neighbor?

How can I step in and interrupt somebody, you know, knows my way into somebody else's life? I know about some, well first, I know about some stations. Does your power go out? Do you want to advertise your podcast? I know about those two. How do you feel about online preachers? Have you looked into online dating coaches? So he says so in the paramedic, obviously dealt with this kind kind of bullshit before because before I even get into the middle of the street

He's like I can't tell you anything about what's going on. It's against hippocompliance. She's fine You know go back to your house. That's basically what he said to me and I was like I was fucking rude You know back Back when I was a kid my dad would chase the ambulance down the street like he had a police scanner And he would show up on scene and he's like be out there with like a you know an accident, you know Clubs and a chain so many people what could I do? How can I help you? You need to cut the top of that car off and the police officer be like yeah cut the top of the car Get it off

I'm gonna get me some donuts you get that off. I'll be back If my dad was all you know, it's just the way it was back then, but now it's like, you know, hit a compliant, and I can't tell you anything, it don't touch me, and you know, back off, you get sued for, you know, even inquiring, but I was very concerned, so I go to my lovely neighbor, the one next door, and I say,

Hey, man, did you see that, you know, Schnitzel puts over there. Uh, if she... She... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I talked to the husband and the husband said that she gets mad at him and she just falls down on the ground Tells him to call 911 Really What and he goes yeah, it's it's really weird. I've seen ambulances over there quite a few times and what happens is he just says He's he told him he told the might the old man the husband of this lady Says the lady just falls down. she just like falls flat down, and be like, call 911,

I'm having a problem. That's one way to do it. That is one way to do it. So I said, okay, so he said, she's probably fine, you know, but I have her phone ever, I'll call and check in on her. A couple of days later,

yeah, she was fine, it was just an episode, whatever, you know, she might not be all there, and I'm like, okay, it's three days later, the doorbell rings, being born, you It was just an episode, whatever. She might not be all there, and I'm like, okay. It's three days later, the doorbell rings, Bing, bong, it's coronavirus, right? So you really don't want to answer the door, to people, especially when people don't have a mask,

she doesn't have a mask. The dogs are going fucking ape shit. You know, the baby's awake. I open the door, and I kind of like, because if I open the door, the dogs are gonna attack her, like, so I can't just stand there and open the door and keep my distance. So I open the door, I kind of like, because you know, if I open the door, the dogs are gonna attack her. Like, so I can't just stand there and open the door and keep my distance. So I open the door and then I like run around her

and take my six feet behind her. You know, and I'm like, oh, hey, how are you? You know, I just saw it and she, oh yes. And she's holding a basket, a basket with a bunch of plants in it. Like, like weeds growing out of it. And she's like, and she's got this big farm in the back of her.

She turned her backyard into a farm where I'm think there might be ducks and chickens and frogs. And there's like a German shepherd that hasn't been inside since 1960s. It's a whole mess. But it's not like the neat kind of garden, you like the community garden. It's just a bunch of shit growing back there. And I think she weeds her way through it to find something. So she's got these plants in a box and she says, I noticed you're having another baby. And I thought that I thought it'd be very nice to bring you over some butternut squash. And I go, oh, yeah. And she goes, well, you know, with the pandemic and the groceries might be going away soon.

So I thought you might want to plant some butternut squash. And I thought, well, that is just very incredibly presumptive of you. But yes, I guess we want, what do you say? I mean, I'm like, okay, I guess we want the butter nut squash. By the way, butter nut squash socks. I love the taste of it mixed with brown butter, prepared in a restaurant, but I'll tell you what, I get this misfit box of produce every other week. Sorry to interrupt you, but I've got you hit a chord with the better nut squash.

So I get this, it's this box, this produce delivery service of this misfit stuff that may not be sold at a grocery store. Oh, like it's a little, it's a little off. It's brown or it looks weird. It's shaped like a penis. Yeah. Gotcha. It's a bit. So I, and for like the first few times, every time I make it this butternut squash in the first time, I was like, fantastic. I love butternut squash.

Butternut squash. Butternut squash, Ravioli. Mm. Very good. Manitigic. Very delicious. But then I got the butternut squash and was preparing it and trying to make it into this,

that and the other and it sucks. And I got it again. And the next box. Well, this lady might be supplying it. This lady might be preparing it. She might be preparing this, that might be where they're getting the misfit, but her nuts squash. Because let me explain. I agree with you, by the wayfit but enough squash because let me explain I agree with you by the way but enough squash not my favorite thing in the world unless it's in a restaurant Prepared by a five star chef and you know spaghetti squash spaghetti squash all day long, but but enough squash not for me So getty squash. I like it with spaghetti sauce. I love it. So anyway, so the lady said so I say yeah

You know, what do you say at that point? You know the neighbors trying to be to be nice. And I think, yeah. And she's got three hunts. She's like, well, baby's crying. Wait, wait, wait. This is correct. I've got to go. Oh, I think my dog just passed away. He was really, so I got to go roll his old bones down to the vet.

I got a whole cremation plan prepaid for. So I say to her, I say, you know, she goes, well, I've got a hundred of them. And I said, oh, a hundred of them. Well, I better not take that many because, you know, maybe the next door neighbor wants some, you know, the guy next to me. So now I'm pauling off a visit to him, right? And so she says, you're probably right. Let me give you 50 and I'll give 50 to him.

And that should last you all year. And I'm like, this is gonna last me a fucking entire lifetime. I mean, first of all, I don't even know how to plant butternut squash. Where am I gonna plant butternut squash? I got a two year old. He's just gonna pull it up out of the ground anyway.

I'm growing weeds in my backyard. That's how effective I am at growing. I'm not a horticulturist. That's cut down three trees in my yard, all of which were healthy when I moved in and died in the process. I did something wrong. And so I'm like, oh, okay.

And she goes, well, let me tell you, you know, I got a hundred butternut squash? No, but, you know, I do have to go. So maybe you can wrap this up pretty quickly. I had a whole package of seeds. And I put them in my trunk, and they spilled over. Well, I left my trunk open one day, and they're got water in the trunk,

and then the sunlight hit them, and they started sprouting right there in my trunk. No. And I'm like, oh, and these are, those are these, or these are those, or you're just telling me a story from a different butternut. And she goes, oh no, they just sprouted. And so I went and I planted them and look at

they're sprouting beautifully. And I'm like, that's because they're probably a fucking motor oil on them. I mean, this is like, it's just, I don't know what's in your trunk, but who leaves their trunk open for days at a time, right? And I'm like, first of all, I, I, I,

Stuff's spilling in there, obviously. Fucking gross. The whole situation's fucking gross, right? And now I'm like, first of all, I- Stuff's spilling in there, obviously. Fucking gross. The whole situation's fucking gross, right? And now I'm instantaneously, a joke with germafope. I do not even want to touch the box now. I'm like, ugh, you know, probably grew because coronavirus got into-

Or something, I don't know. So I take the- You inset it down right over there. That's what I said. I said, why don't you sit that down right there and I'll have my wife's really the you know She's the good one with the plant She's gonna be the one to put on the gloves and throw it away

So I'm like, you know what so whatever okay, so but enough squash right? now I explained to her that we had a new baby and that we were, I said, listen, I know you've, she's been ringing the doorbell pretty consistently since. And I'm like, I know you and I told her, I said, I know you've been ringing the doorbell

pretty consistently. And, you know, just to understand that we have a baby and it's really tough sometimes to get to the door. Plus, we're trying to keep people out of the house because of coronavirus and stuff like this. And she goes, oh, well, just to let you know, I don't have coronavirus. And And she goes, oh, well, just to let you know, I don't have coronavirus. And I'm like, oh, okay, I don't have coronavirus either.

But I don't really fucking know if I have coronavirus and no one does. That's the whole point. That's why it's a fucking global pandemic. If everyone knew that they had coronavirus, we wouldn't be in the situation that we were in. So two weeks after the butternut squash, I get another ping-bong at my door,

and I see the deter door and I'm like, I see the deterrent, I'm like, oh my Christ, I got it. I'm gonna fucking deal with this again. I come out the door and she goes, I need your help immediately. And I'm like, oh, okay, what's going on? It's the air conditioner. It fell on my husband. Wow.

And I'm like, the air conditioner fell on your husband. How did the air conditioner lift up to fall on your husband? They're usually sitting on a cement pad. I don't know who was lifting it and she's like, oh my gosh, can you come over and help, you know, Bob was going to come over and help Bob put the air conditioner back and I'm like, what? Put the air conditioner back and don't worry, we don't have coronavirus. And I'm like, oh my god, I go inside, I get a mask, I get gloves, I get a triage suit, I run across the street. And I'm like, if my God, I go inside, I get a mask, I get gloves, I get a triage suit, I run across the street. And I'm like, if Bob's really under an air conditioner here, I might be a party to a murder,

right? Like, that's what I'm thinking in my head is that someone threw the air conditioner on top of Bob because she got upset. Then she's like, come in my house. And I'm like, where's the air conditioner? And she's like, it's up in the room. And I'm like, you have an air conditioner up in the room? What are you, and she's like, it's a window air conditioner.

And I'm like, oh, a window air conditioner. So I run upstairs into this room that by the way, is like something out of buried alive, hoarders buried alive from TLC. Yes, it's just unbelievable. And Bob is literally sitting, like, it's on his chest, the thing is on his chest. And he's trying to push it up into the window, right?

And I'm like, oh my God, let me hear it, let me help you. And so I help him and I get it in the window. And she said, but we need to take that one out because that one is the bad one and we're replacing the new one. And I'm like, how did you expect to get this out? And you know, it's like all attached and everything.

And she says, well, I was just gonna push it out the window. And I'm like, listen, you're gonna kill somebody. You know, you don't push it out the window. You know, you know, you know, saying, and she goes, I'm so happy, I'm so happy to be able to help. I'm so happy to be able to help. God, you don't live in Manhattan.

Like, you're just gonna shove an air conditioner out the window, where you're just gonna shove an air conditioner out the window. Well, you're just gonna leave it there and let it rot. I mean, so I say, listen, let's think about this a little more delicately. You have the new one, yes we do. And then she says, because this one hasn't worked in at least three days.

And I said, oh, okay, well, it's unplugged. Did you notice it was unplugged? No. I said, well, maybe we could try plugging it in. And she's like, well, I who would have unplugged it? And I'm like, well, I just don't know. There are cats. I don't live here. I don't live here in order. I want to. I just want to be out of here as soon as possible. So if we plug this thing in and get it turned on, I'm going to be immediately out the door.

So I'm like, there's dog. There's cats. There's all kind of things in here that I'm allergic to. I'm like, oh, they I'm going, fucking nuts. I plugged the thing in and I turned it on and it turns on and I turn around and I go, see? And she's lighting up a cigarette in her room, in the room and I'm like, oh my fucking Christ, you gotta be kidding me, we're in the middle of a fucking pandemic.

I'm sitting here in, you know, the Atlanta Zoo, part two, and you know, the Atlanta Zoo, part two, and you butternuck's clutch heaven. She doesn't know how to plug anything in. So I'm like, forget about it. I'm so glad that I could, oh my gosh, I'm so glad you could have, you want a smoke? No, I don't want a smoke.

I gotta go back to the baby. I got in the house and I deloused myself. I literally took off my clothes at the front door and went in and went straight to a shower. Yeah, I was fucking disgusting, fucking disgusting. And so, okay. So now, let's fast forward to three days ago. Three days ago, you know, Schnitzelputz comes up, can't stop laughing every time I say that.

Schnitzelputz comes over, rings the doorbell, rings the doorbell again, rings the doorbell a third time. She won't go away and I'm like, fuck, man, let me go see what's going on. So she goes, have you seen anybody in the front of my house? And I'm like, no, what wasn't looking, but no, I haven't seen anybody in the front of your house.

Someone stole meat from my freezer. And I'm like, oh, oh, that, that does sound like a problem. Someone stole meat from your freezer. Like the freezer you have in your house, the freezer I have in my house, stole meat right from it. And I'm looking for the culprits. And I'm like, what are you looking at? You think I took the meat from your freezer? What do you want me to do? Well, I noticed that you have one of these doorbell cameras. And I was wondering if you could go through the footage and see if you see anybody stealing meat from my freezer.

I'm like, you are 620 yards away from my front door. Why do you think that I would be able to determine whether or not someone stealing meat from the inside of your fucking house? Hodley, this goes on. Then I go outside and then the lady meets me out in the driveway. She's like catching me before I get in the car,

and she's like, did you have a chance to go through it? And I'm like no, I didn't have a chance to go I Actually, you know what yes, I did go through the footage. I have a brand new baby I don't have time to be going through my ring doorbell footage. I bear I don't even you know It's almost still meat from my freezer. I don't know if I'd time to go through Like I don't care all that much If they still meet from your freezers because they're hungry they're hungry. Like just leave it alone. Like maybe it was that dog that you have in the backyard. You haven't fed in three years. Maybe he still made from your fucking freezer. And besides, you've got 6,000 butternut squash plants back there. You're going to survive, Bobby. I promise you're going to survive. So this goes on.

And now she's meeting my wife at the front. She's meeting my wife before she gets into the she wants to talk to her about this and that and the other thing. Now she bought herself an infrared camera system that has to be plugged in. It's not by batteries and she wants to hang it from the tree and she wants to know if I'll come over and help her. I think you're the, you're the installer now. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha The problem with living in a neighborhood in a house is that you can sometimes hit the neighbor jackpot like I didn't, you know, with the guy's next door or you can sometimes hit the neighbor,

fucking cuckoo list, like the one that crossed the street. And the thing is, I can't get away from it. It's not like I can just close my apartment door and pretend that I'm not here. If my cars out front, they know that I'm here and they're gonna come and they're gonna knock on the door until I answer the fucking door. Plus I got a two year old. Every time that the doorbell rings, I got like one of those side glass

panels, right? So it's not, every time the doorbell rings my son runs up to the side glass panel and just like puts his face against it. He's like, hello? One time I answered through the ring doorbell. I'd never use that ring doorbell ever in my life. Like to talk to somebody, but one time she came over, it's like a week ago. And she's like ding dong. And I'm like, hey, Bobby, it's Brian. Listen, I can't come to the door.

I'm on a conference call. And she's like, you can see she's like putting her ear next to the thing through the camera. And she's like, you're out of what? I'm on a conference call. I can't come to the door. I'm talking to you through the ring doorbell. The what? The doorbell. I just rang it.

Oh yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no. It's the doorbell. That's how I'm talking to you. Where are you honey? I can't see you. I'm in the doorbell. I'm inside the doorbell. Wow. Can you come outside? No, I'm sorry. I'm on a conference call. How are you talking to me through the doorbell if you're on a conference call? I'm just pretending to be on a conference call. Ha ha ha ha.

This is how you take a hint. How does your doorbell do that? Listen, I can't get into all the details right now, but as soon as I get off this conference call, I'm gonna think about some other things I have to do. And that'll be over later on today, two or three in the morning. Leave the meetout. That's right.

Leave the venison out front. Wow. Bring up a good point though, you know, I do. You got to make it. Yeah, it's never a bad idea. You know, it's when I'm when I have sold. You know, it's when I have sold houses before, excuse me, when I have sold houses before, one real estate agent that I worked with

actually had her clients go and knock on the door to the left to the right and across the street of everybody that they signed, before they signed a contract, she had them go ring the doorbell and introduce themselves and have a conversation. Because she's like, I've run into so many clients that have buyers or remorse

because of some bullshit that happened afterwards. And she's like, and so I think it's just a wise idea. Now, I don't suggest you do that. I own living in the cities a little bit different than living out here. Like in the city, I think everybody kind of like insulates themselves. They don't really get involved in other people's business,

but you could end up with like a kooky neighbor. It's like recording. Oh, I mean, I grew up with tons of kooky neighbor first about my years growing up. You had four or five shnitsle pushes. Oh my gosh, my mom, I remember just her talking about just like, why do we always end up with the crazy neighbors? And here's the thing.

You know the neighbors are saying the same thing about us. She's probably like, I went over to talk to Brian and he was talking inside the doorbell. He's crazy. He's crazy. He's doing some kind of thing. He's got a conference call through the doorbell. Let me give you a quick update.

If you'd like on Michelle and Michael from Married at First Site, Australia. Yes, please. So, now, we told the story last week and you can go back and listen to episode number 17. I don't want to rehash every detail. We don't necessarily have time for that. But basically, some of the older couple on this show married at first sight in Australia got married at first sight, meaning they did not know each other before they got married.

And they're a little bit older. They're in their 50s. And so they got married and they've been going along swimmingly, cute couple, everyone rooting for them. Everyone really likes them. And then he tells her on the last episode, I'm not attracted to you physically at all. Chrissy and I debated the merits of that.

And you can go back and listen. But in this show, you either say there's a commitment ceremony every week, where you either say, I'm going to stay or I'm going to leave. If one person says leave and one says stay, they are required to stay an extra week and see if they can figure it out. And that's what happened. He said, he said leave and she said stay. So now we're in the week where they're you know during the week before the commitment ceremony and This happens to be the week when the women go back to the men's Home towns to live with them in their own house and their own environment for a week So now it's like the men's opportunity to show the women what they're up to and I guess next week

They flip flop the women get to show the men what they're up to right and so they next week they flip flop. The women get to show them in what they're up to, right? And so they go back to his hometown of Adelaire, wherever it is in Australia. And he owns a pretty popular barbershop and beauty salon. And then, you know, he lives in a relatively nice place. So they go, but one of the things that it seems like all the couples were doing is they were having a dinner of some sort or a social get together for friends and family so that they could see, you know,

they can meet those people and see how they interact with them. Yes. Well, Michael puts together a nice dinner with his business partner and some of his friends and they're all sitting around quaintly, you know, having a dinner. And in the middle of the dinner, someone asks, well, how's the marriage going? How are you two getting along? And Michael decides to rehash the same conversation that happened last week. He says, I love her to death.

I do anything for, but I'm just not attracted to her. And she, and he says, and I told her this last week because I was hoping that the attraction would grow. And so I told it, that's the way I waited to tell her, right? And so she starts flipping out and she's like, why are you saying this at a dinner in front of everybody? And the other people in the room are completely discounting what she's saying. She's like, my feelings you saying this at a dinner in front of everybody? And the other people in the room are completely discounting what she's saying.

She's like, my feelings are hurt. I felt betrayed. I wish you would have told me sooner. You were telling the camera this, but you weren't telling me this and I'm your wife. Well, all the other people, and he was to be fair. He was. I mean, it is an odd situation.

So the whole table starts turning on her and they're like, no, no, no, no, you're taking it isn't odd situation. So the whole table starts turning on her and they're like, no, no, no, no, you're taking this all the wrong way. He was trying to protect your feelings and she's like, all I want is someone to fucking validate that my feelings are hurt here. And no one seems to be doing it. It's like she's living in a bubble.

She says something and everyone's like, no, you're wrong, right? And it's like kind of I'm starting to feel for her. So at the end of the program, they get into yet another blowup fight where it looks like shit is headed in the wrong direction. And I'm really sad about this. I just don't think that you can be in a marriage long term, especially not one that's brand new. And I don't think you can start off on that foot without some kind of physical attraction. I really don't. I mean, it's just my personal opinion, but I would have a hard time doing it.

And so, sadly, sadly, my guess is, is that this is the last week that these two are gonna be together, because I just don't know if you can make it work when you don't have any physical attraction. I don't think you can. I really don't. So, I mean, not in the long run.

Listen, we'll see. Maybe I'm gonna be surprised. Unless you have some kind of, like, arrangement, you know? Yeah, like an arrangement. Like, I'll go, and I'm gonna be surprised. Unless you have some kind of like arrangement, you know? Yeah, like an arrangement, like I'll go, and I have known a couple of couples who do have arrangements like that. But I mean, I don't know that they're not attracted to each other, but they have arrangements.

Like, I knew a couple that once a month they could go out and a date with whoever they wanted to and they got the apartment to themselves. And they just like bringing people home and screwing them once a month. And it was, I was like blown out of my mind. I think personally, I think, there's a term for this.

You know what the term is? What's the term for people who like swingers? No, oh, will I, polyamory? Polyamory. You know what I think? Polyamory means in French? My marriage isn't working. That's what I think it means, right? But we want to actually stay married. Yeah. So we're going to try this. Correct. But there's lots of people who will disagree with me and they're adamant that

polyamory is a lifestyle that can be sustained. Now, I think there's another people that I've heard about that do do this. So, hey, you know what, each to their own. They each to their own. It's not for me, but each to their own. They're not hurting anyone, or adults or children in the arrangement. I think, well, hey, get your rock thaw. Yeah, I mean, listen, I know people like personally that that polyamory is just the way

that they've always lived and they advocate for it and it's something that they don't think that monogamy is a way that people should look, right? And so God bless them to each their own. I just personally don't think that that's, I don't think that's something I could do. But I think still in those instances there was an initial attraction. Oh, for sure. There was an, all my friends, and by the way, my friends rolled that back because you know

what happened? A relationship started with one of the women that the man was dating and the wife was not having it. She's like, this is not what we agreed to. We didn't agree to relationships. We agreed to sex. We didn't agree to relationships. And now they're back together. And quite frankly, I think at least from the outside

looks like they're better than ever, right? Now, I mean, who am I? I'm not, I happen to be a marriage expert. But that's just because I've gotten a couple masters degrees online. Oh, you know a little bit about everything, Brian Green. I'm just, I'm a useless, as a tit on a bowl. Holy, I promise you that.

What lovely things people are saying and what lovely reviews people are leaving and I'm just couldn't be more happy about the listeners on the show. They're super engaged and so I say thank you to all the people listening around the world. I'll leave it at that. Go to tcbpodcast.com. That's where you can find out more about the show. That's where you can find show notes.

Find out more about Chrissy and I've been this has been sitting up here for six months. How long have you been to the show for months, five months? This thing has been sitting up here, reminding me of what to say. And I still can't get it right. Go to tcvpodcast.com. That's where you can find all the show notes. Find out more about Chrissy and I and you could join the break room. And now that there's the first episode of the first volume of the break room, you'll get that right in your inbox as soon as you sign up. You can't miss it. It's right on the

website. So go and do that at the commercial break on Insta YouTube, Facebook, uh, and all the other socials, uh, hopefully I love you. I love you too, Brian. We're gonna get through this. I know we are. I'm not sure when we're gonna get through this, but we are gonna get through this. But the good news is we're never gonna run on a butternut squash. Butternut trunk squash. We're never gonna, we're never gonna run on a butternut squash. Butternut trunk squash. We're never gonna, we're never gonna run on a trunk squash.

I promise you that. Fucking disgusting trunk squash. Yeah, no, it's not good. Who wants squash that's been growing on someone's trunk carpet? It's proud. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, I'm just a... Sheeran's still holding on. I'm just a... Sheeran's still holding on. I'm just a... I'm just a... I'm just a...

I'm just a... I'm just a... I'm just a... I'm just a... I'm just a... I'm just a... I'm just a... I'm just a...

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I'm just a... I'm just a... I'm just a... I'm just bear. I'm just a wildly handsome and yeah wildly handsome and attractive man. Let's go see that guy. Thank you very much. We'll see you next week on the commercial break. Bye. Bye. Email us at thecommercialb at gmail.com. Find us and follow us on Facebook and Instagram at the Commercial Break. New episodes drop every Wednesday. We can be found on Spotify,

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