The Commercial Break - Certified Sex Surrogate #3

Episode Date: March 28, 2022

Bryan has recently been researching Fenn's treasure. A decade ago a strange man buried a relatively small amount of gold coins and stones and wrote a poem as the guide map. Bryan wants to tell the story and Krissy spoils the fun! Then the two discuss burying a TCB treasure chest. Only one problem...Krissy and Bryan have am awful track record in the wild. Finally. a video is review where Sexual surrogacy is showcased. It's a ball(s) of fun! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Who's next? On this episode of the commercial break and the 22 line poem ended up being a Treasure hunt. Oh, yes. Yes. I knew the name sounded familiar, but yeah I did hear about this and then somebody found the treasure someone found the treasure like 20 years. Yeah, I was gonna get to that Okay, he's roomy story one found the treasure like 20 years yeah I was gonna get to that okay my story And I wish I the next subject but I don't know what it is because my future is a prince again I'm Jack Burton here. I channel two action news

Georgia's most you know Georgia's favorite place to find your news breaking story We've got 16 helicopters above chemical kilo of falls, where two assholes. Our lost, certain to be dead. One and a half feet from their car. A hundred feet from their car. A hundred feet from their car. A hundred feet from their car. Sexual Saranget. It's like if they talk softer,

it lends more credibility to what they say. Because if you're like, hey, I'm a Brian, I'm a sexual Saranget. Yeah, if people would be like, you're a bride, I'm a sexual serigate. Yeah. If people would be like, you're a wife. That's a problem. I'm a sexual serigate. You want to rent my balls for an hour?

I'll put them in your mouth. It's cool to know more about it. I'm a certified sexual serigate. Do you want my license number? Do you want my license number? It's three. LAUGHTER The next episode of The commercial break starts now. Go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go Best of you, Chrissy! Best of you, Brian! Best of you out there in the podcast universe, how the hell are you?

Welcome back to yet another episode of this The Commercial Break! I am flying blind today because I don't have my papers. I don't have the right papers because Chrissy, I have a printer that wants to work on Tuesday but does not want to work on Wednesday. Yep, yep, it makes no sense. I change nothing. I do nothing. I do nothing to the settings. Thoughts that won't connect. It's a fucking piece of trash.

Now, it's actually a very nice printer. Right. But it's a printer that belongs in an office where there are 700 people that are connected to it. You know one of those huge printers that weighs 55 pounds? And here's the story of this printer, why I have a printer that should be in an office.

You stole it from your last job. Sorry, clear channel. Yeah. No, clear channel. Yeah. No, they even had the worst. They had that really huge. They had the really huge. They had the broken all the time. Yeah, the one that was like, you know,

had stacks of papers going, it was broken all the time. Because that's the whole purpose of a printer. It's just to frustrate the fuck out of you. Never work. If you got to have a piece of paper prepared for a presentation, you better print that thing seven weeks Before and especially if you're working in an office with a bunch of people. Oh, yeah, because people are assholes Yeah, they won't put the paper back that forgot the ring. They didn't call the guy the guys on vacation the guy can't come

When you have to get a guy to fix your printer you should get a new printer This is my personal opinion. Yes, when I was dating answered and she was living in Venezuela she worked at HP because HP had a big office down there. Oh, that's right. They're like South American headquarters. We're down in Caracas and that's where she was. And so I had this little rinky dink printer, you know, the Epson, you know,

150. The Epson small shit or whatever they call it, yeah, Epson 50. He's like, this big, You change the ink every three days, and you can only put one piece of paper in it at a time. And it took an hour for anything to be printed. And then it usually was in some odd color, right? Because whatever.

Anyway. But then you know a girl now. I knew a girl. And so I said, who better to call about this than the HP lady. So I said, hey, you know, I really need a new printer. And since you work at HP, let me jump on that bandwagon. She said, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, I can get you one. I'll pick the right one and I'll have it sent to you.

Well, three days later, I show up, and there's like, you know, six delivery men carrying this thing and stuff into my porch. And the, Mr. Green, just, this is me. I got delivered from Mr. Green, 750 pounds. Where do you want to put it? I'm not sure anything will support that. And now I got this printer, it's huge.

And when it works, it's beautiful. It's fast and it's furious. And it highlights things that I want highlighted and the colors are crisp and clear, but it never fucking works. When I wanted to. No. I told the printer.

There's been problems with the printer, huh? Print our show notes last night. It printed one piece of paper. Okay, give you a little tasty tiner. I'll just put a little tiner. It said, here of paper. Okay, give you a little tasty dinner. A little tina. It said, here you go. Here's some primes for you. It printed one of the 36 sheets that I actually need.

And what's gonna happen is, we're gonna be recording this episode and halfway through. It'll go, it'll stop. Yes, beep, beep, beep, beep. Fucker. Yes it will. Have you ever heard of Forest Finn? I have not. I have not, Brian. BEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEE 60s. And when he was in his 50s or 60s, he decided to publish a memoir with a poem in the back of the memoir, a 20 line, 22 line poem in the back of the memoir. And the 22 line poem

ended up being a treasure hunt. Oh, yes. Yes. I knew the name sounded familiar, but yeah, I did hear about this. And then somebody found the treasure. Someone found the treasure. I was gonna get to that. You just ruined my story. And I wish I had the next subject, but I don't know what it is, because my treasure is a present again. Wait, you were gonna alert everybody that the treasure had been found? Well, I was gonna go through the story and build up to it.

But anyway, okay, let's just put it like the jury. I'm requesting that the jury, you know when the judge is like, you know, strike that from the record. And the jury, you're not supposed to pay attention to that. Yes, you can. So Forest Finn gets cancer. He is an artifact collector, like a hobbyist. That's what he claims that he is, is a hobbyist.

And he meets a guy, they're best friends for a long time. He gets this cancer, he thinks he's gonna die. And he tells his friend, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna take a box of gold coins, diamonds, emeralds, all this other, whatever. Valuable stuff, it's bronze box. A real life treasure hunt. Yeah, and a real life treasure hunt.

And I'm gonna do it in the form of a poem and I'm gonna give no other clues away. You just gotta go find it. Right. So he does this. He puts his memoir out, the word gets out that there's a treasure hunt there. And thousands and thousands of people

for about a decade get obsessed with finding the treasure of Fent. Yeah, it's exciting. It's exciting. And Fent is still alive for portions. Cranes goes into remission. He's still alive for the entirety of the treasure hunt. People die, people commit suicide, bankruptcies, divorces.

People go fucking bananas to go try and find this bronze box that's in the middle of the fucking woods for, and it's got a less than a million dollars worth of treasure in there. Now, for my money, I'm not going in the fucking beating up bears and I look at all that shit for less than a million dollars worth of treasure in there. Now, for my money, I'm not going in the fucking beaten up bears and I look at all that shit for less than a million dollars. You can get five million dollars. That's when I get interested.

That's when I'm going out in the woods and spending the night and walking through, you know, looking for bears, scat and all this other bullshit. Like, I'm not really good at problem solving anyway, so I don't think that would, it's like, you know, all these people, they're like, finding, they're taking words and doing numerological, you know, finding a crypt, they're like finding, they're taking words and doing numerological yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever, whatever, photography, yellow, and other shit.

But there are many people who know Forest Fen who got to know him because they said the key to finding the treasure is the key is in Forest Fen's head. We have to become, get to know him, be his friend. So there's like a inner circle of people that are forced fence friend communicate with him on a regular basis. He never gives anything away. He doesn't even give hints. But they figure by getting to know him, the man, they will get some insight into this poem.

Sure, that makes sense. And one lady and about five or six people, they really are there from the beginning. Well, some kid, some nice day, some kid, some guy in his th 30s in med school. He was like a journalist for Buzzfeed and he wrote kind of these, like some off-color jokes and Buzzfeed. He got fired.

Then he decided to go to med school. He's the kind of like this guy, you know. He spends some of these people have spent years, and I'm saying years out in the field trying to find the treasure. Wow. Covered hundreds and hundreds of square miles. You know, they're, people get obsessed. They're ignoring family.

They don't get married. They don't have children because they are obsessed with this particular treasure hunt. And this dude shows up on Tuesday and finds it on Thursday basically, right? His name is Jack. And when Jack finds it, he wants to remain anonymous. But Forest Fenn confirms that the guy has found the treasure and he has met the guy who has the treasure and he has seen the treasure box in that guy's hand.

He knows it's what he does. So now, like this small group of inner people, like this, about 100 people, are devastated. Right, it's over. Their lives worked. Yeah, just washed away. And they continue. They are pissed because Jack decides it took like three months for his name even to come out and that was because someone sued him and it forced his name to come out. Why did someone sue him?

Someone sued him because they claimed that they had solved part of the mystery and that he had used part of their solution. Like people would share information. Yeah, but you know, listen, anytime there's money involved. involved part of the mystery and that he had used part of their solution. People would share information. Yeah, but listen, anytime there's money involved, I think this guy in particular was suing just so he could find out who Jack was and where Jack found it. Now they understand, like after, you know, some disappointment, they understand that the fend treasure is no longer out there for them to find. Right.

But that they really wanted some closure. Where the fuck was fend treasure? Yes, where the fend treasure. When Jack the ass clown will not tell them. He does not communicate in any way about where he found it, how he got there, and what clue led him there. And he still has it to this day. Oh man.

What a dick. Honestly, what a dick. People have died. Like, you know, share where the treasure was. Right. People lost their lives and their lives and this whole thing. Share where the treasure, Jack, I'm in quarantine.

Yes, just come out with it. Commercial break, come on, tell us where you found it. I'm so fascinated by this story. But what's even more fascinating, the most, so this happens during the pandemic, 2020, this happens. Right. So a decade, this treasure has been out there, it's 2010.

What's the most fascinating part of this story to me is not Fenn or Fenn's treasure or where it was found or the people that have lost their lives trying to find it. If you decided to go hunting around for less than a million dollars in gold and lose your life, that's on you. It is exactly, yes. What is fascinating about this story

is where did Fenn get the treasure from? Because he was just like this guy. He was no particular. I thought he had a lot of money. He did not have a lot of money. He had a lot of artifacts. He claimed to have like, Okay, maybe he sold some of the artifacts.

He claimed to have little big horns, like stick, walking stick. He had scouts from African countries where they still do, you know, edge-rinking. He had bones from, you know, famous people. But where did he get those? Because there's no indication that Jack ever went any of those places

to find any of those things. Yes, he was an artifact hunter. He's like one of those guys you see at the beach with the fucking thing. You know, I'm talking about the metal detector. The metal detector. Yes. By the way, detectorists, a BBC show on Netflix,

is super fantastic. On Prime, super fantastic. Watch it. Oh, we'll have to watch that. So this guy is running around the metal detector and finds little big horns, fucking walking stick. No way. Yeah.

So in 2019, the FBI raids his home, claiming that he has grave digging, that he's actually grave digging for these artifacts, which is completely legal. Of course. And you can go to jail for a long time for grave digging. Grave digging. You cannot grave dig unless you're going to the grave digger

and you're going to the grave digger. Muster, Tarnala, grave digger. I'm not sure, Trevor. I'm not sure, Trevor. I'm not sure, Trevor. Jack Finn, no one seems to understand exactly where Jack Finn got these riches from. And he's died now. He died shortly after the treasure was found. I think he also kind of lost purpose, right? Right.

But there are still hundreds of people out there that are looking for the place where the treasure was found based on one single photograph that Jack took when he found it. He took a picture of it up close and there is, let's say the picture is five inches by five inches. There is one inch of that picture that shows some sticks and a couple leaves and some mud. That's it. There's no other identifying factor,

but people are like training dogs to smell for, where bronze used to be because the box was bronze. There are people that, people that identify the one leaf in the picture and they say, what kind of tree is that from? It's some rare trees. And now they're looking for the rare tree

in the mountains of Montana. Say, I can't see, getting this obsessed with something that's less than a million dollars. I mean, I realized less than a million dollars is a lot of money for anybody on earth. Right. That's not a billionaire or a millionaire. But is like, is less than a million,

is like $800,000 really worth all that drama, spending years and years and years chasing? Now, listen, if this becomes your life purpose because it's just you find it fun and it's interesting if you like to do this. Great, but I don't know. If it's like a treasure hunt, like let's make a treasure hunt good.

So this got me thinking, could we do a commercial break treasure hunt? Could we put something of value? Because obviously people will do ridiculous things for small amounts of money, right? Can we do like a $20 gold gut dot gift card wrapped in a Tcbt shirt with a Tcbt sticker on it put inside of a CD Jewel treasure what a treasure right and bury it somewhere in North Georgia. Let's give them that much Okay, and then every episode will give a hint

There'll be a clue in the name of the episode right? We'll put a clue in the episode We go bury this together. We'll be able to find our way back to the car We will not be able to find our way back to the car because you and I are not good at that We did not no Christian. I have no sense of direction. We got lost in a parking lot In a national forest to a bag. There's the avalaisin trail. Yeah, on the avalaisin trail. On the trail, we got lost.

I think we told this story a couple episodes back, but I'll tell it again. Chrissy and I decided to have a big day out. You know, most of our time is spent inside, like looking at the inside of four walls of a place that serves alcohol and usually has some random drug dealer at the end of the bar. And we decide we're gonna vent your out.

Yeah, we're gonna have a day at the mountains. To coafalls. Is that where we went? Amicalola. Amicalola falls. Chris and I didn't realize about Amicalola falls. One of the largest waterfalls east of the Mississippi is that you actually, if you go to the bottom

of Amicalola falls, it's really pretty. But to get the full view, you have to walk up 3,654 fucking steps. There are so many stairs. And there are all shapes and sizes of people trying to get up these narrow stairs until you got to walk around them and some people are having heart attacks and there's other people that are throwing up off the side. And then there's always that one douchebag who's wearing really short jogging shorts and

he's jogging up the... Right. So you have to tell, fuck yourself. Could I have some here while? Get in the rocky run. Can I have a sip off your camel pack? Yeah, he's got a camel pack.

You know, so meanwhile, Chrissy and I probably hung over are sweating our way up the 3654 stairs. We get to the top. There's a hotel up there. And Chrissy and I decided to have wine and cheese for a hard jog back down So we get buzzed take a couple pretty photographs, you know,

a couple selfies, we were proof that we did it what we realized when we got to the top was the hotel which we knew was up there Yeah, it was a way to get to the hotel. I'm like that's a parking lot and an actual road that took you up there We can just you served all this bullshit by taking the road up to the top of the hotel. We were feeling frisky. And you know what I wanted to prove we could do. It was just seven hours, so long to get up. Then we decided there's so many people

were trying to walk up the stairs, getting down the stairs. It's a real pain in the ass. It's honestly, you gotta wait for people. And it's just like, it's like being stuck on Mount Everest. So we decided to go down the mountain. Yeah, the brovers people died at Mount Everest waiting just to get up to the top

like up in the years back. Yeah, I feel like that's what we were gonna do there. So we decided we're gonna take the trail back down. But what we don't realize is that the Appalachian Trail is not a trail. It's many trails. It's many small trails that equal one trail. Right. And Chrissy and I have no way to navigate. There's like the brown trail the green trail. I picked up a walking stick. I did. I picked up a stick. I was like, well, I'm going to die here. I might as well look. Look, perfection. So we get down to the, you have to understand

that there's a parking lot. There's a huge parking lot. It's very long parking lot. And up against the side of the parking lot are all these cabins. And behind the cabins is a very large, they call it a creek. It's more like a river, it's raging, there's no way you can swim this thing,

you're not gonna walk over it. If you can't get to the bridge, you're not getting over the river to get to the parking lot where the cabins are. So Chrissy and I, about an hour and a half into the journey down, we don't want to go as an hour to get up, now we're an hour and a half into the journey down,

and we're supposed to be going quicker. We realize we don't know where the fuck we are, we don't know how we're gonna get back to the car. We actually are lost, like we think legitimately lost. So we start freaking out a little bit, but we're making it having fun. It's starting to become dark. It's dark and cold.

Right. And we don't know. We're out of wine and cheese. Right. Right. We make it pretty far down and we can hear the stream and people and maybe even we can see something but we can't try to make our way. We have no idea.

So we just keep on getting more lost and more lost. Imagine like a Ziggy Zaggy Trail, right? It's not quite yet springtime yet, so there's no leaves on the treats. So we keep on zicking and zacking up and down and back and forth. We keep on going around in the same circle. I'm like I swore we saw this tree 15 seconds ago. And we did. We did this about four times. And then finally we break loose a little bit. We're on the other side. And we're we can see our car, but we can't do this. Seriously. I'm Jack Burton, here on Channel Two Action News. Georgia's favorite place to find your news.

Breaking story. We've got 16 helicopters above chemicalola falls. We're two assholes. Our lost. Certain to be dead. One hundred feet from the car. It's reported that both Chrissy and Brian are out of wine and cheese. It's a desperate situation. It's the three of emergency. Over 600 firefighters, investigators and police officers are on the scene to save these two douchebags. We're sending a smart team in. We found our car. We did. We made it. We finally

made it. We finally made it. But this is part of the reason why there's I have zero interest in. You know, I did the same thing with a couple of girlfriends. We went high team. A few months ago, you know them Rachel, Chelsea. Okay. And we went hiking a few months ago. You know them, Rachel, Chelsea. And we went up there to this beautiful park in West Georgia. We're out there and we take the long route. We're like, we're just gonna go over this huge area. And we're hiking and hiking to the park. The parks have get right a close.

And the people had said, if you get lost, call us. So I'm like, it's a cool, it's cool. Look the map. We're on the right track. Finally I call. And they're like, well, if you just keep going, like, you know, five feet. And then we did. And then we found it.

Okay. So here's the point. If Chrissy and I do the TCB treasure, we are not going to bury it anywhere where you won't be able to find it. Okay. So here's the point. If Chrissy and I do the T.C.B. treasure, we are not going to bury it anywhere where you won't be able to find it. It'll probably be in the parking lot. With a big flag. This is T.C.B. treasure. And some wine and cheese. I can choose. After your troubles. I'm so after watching this documentary on the Fenn treasure. Yeah. I'm so, I actually think this might be an interesting idea. I like it. Is to put a TCB treasure out there.

I mean, put some value to it, like some real value. Like, you know, the only living copy, the only existing copy of 33 really. 33p, yeah. 33p live at Shady Groves Retirement Home. I was listening to that last night. Oh my God. And I'm like, this is just as bad as it was. That's it.

That's it. There's like one good stuff. I make eggs now. I always think of. Oh my God. I'm, I am so excited to tell you about today's meat and potato topic. Okay. Because this is a story that's near and dear to my heart,

because I know people who work in this space. I know people who say they work in the space. Okay. That's what that way. Bearing dear to you. And I know people who would like to work in this space. Okay. Have you ever heard of the term sexual serrogate?

I have not. Okay. Not serrogate. Sexual serrogacy is exactly what it sounds like. If you and your husband or I guess if you and your, you know, if two men, two women, what are your partner? Your partner. Are having trouble in the bedroom.

There are people who can come to the rescue. And when I say come to the rescue, I mean, literally come to the rescue. They will get in there. Like a surrogate. Like a pregnancy kind of thing. Kind of. It's like a vagina that you use. Okay. As a practice vagina.

I'm talking about like a straight couple, right? Say, yes or no, we're having some problems in the bedroom. Yes. We call up a sexual surrogate. And we say we're having some problems in the bedroom. That sexual surrogate would come on by and she'd have a little cha-chet in. No problem. I got you right there. You have called though, right? Hotline young man.

Who are you gonna call? Who are you gonna call? Sexual serigate. Cindy the serigate here. And I'm ready to give you a hard on. So you call the sexual serigate. They act as kind of a part therapist, part, love, I mean, part prostitute.

Other person in the room. Part of the person in the room. And I don't know in every case they have sex with the person. I think in some cases they are showing you how to make love. Yeah, this part I can get on board with. I can use the sexual surrogate. But this is a fascinating topic to me. Yes. There are a couple people that are really prominent in this space.

Well, it's not a widely accepted practice. You can understand why, right? Because no one wants to have a third person in the bedroom, that's really grabbing your balls in the middle of what we make it. And yeah, I can let you do. And being in like slap him a little harder. I'm gonna help you. Grab a nipple twist a nipple. I don't want someone calling the plays. I don't need color commentar make and love. I already have a color commentary running in my head.

Yeah, and I feel like I'm like, you know, my color commentary pumps me up a little bit, right? Right, get it? You go boy. Yeah, like you get it, you go boy. Yeah, like kind of like, lose number one. lose number one. Yeah.

Meanwhile, the answer is like, Pfft. The answer is color commentary is team Edward. Team J, team Edward, team J, close your eyes and think about your happy place. It'll be done in a minute, under a minute. I am fascinated by this and so I have been digging into this a little bit. There's a guy that is pretty prominent, prominent in this space and he's actually has a big, what he calls, institute. But I know a lot of people who are crunchy that call their, their, their ship institute.

And what it means is one guy who wrote a book that he sells out of the back of a station wagon. You know what I'm talking about? That kind of thing. Yeah. But this guy, yeah, he talks about. He's a certain all. He calls these people heroes. They're heroes for accepting a sexual surrogate

into the bedroom. Okay, well, yeah. I mean, it's nice to be open. Listen, I'm not a, I don't know the, I don't know. If you need this kind of help, maybe you need this kind of help. If it works for you, God bless. That's right. But our job on this show is to look at the absurdities of the world and have fun with it.

Hey TCB family, it's me and it's time for the commercial break inside of the commercial break. Chrissy and I are looking for a couple of guys, a couple of girls, a couple of whatever's to come on air and play a dating game with us. If you're a swing and single, or your partner allows you to do this type of thing, please let us know 661-237-8296. That's 661, the word best, the number two, and the word y-O-Y-O.

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got it. If you want to catch it early, you've got to catch it on audio. But youtube.com slash the commercial break full screen. Here it is. Sexual Sarah G. Sarah G. I can't say it I could say Saragee Saragee Here we go enough with my foolishness all right, okay ready Name is neat I live in San Diego his name? Neet. Oh, it's Nate. He says the Neet. Oh, he says Neet. He says Neet, but it's Nate.

OK. I have for 15 years and I have three boys. So I think we have time. My name's Monique. I actually met Nate when I was 11 and he was 14. Anybody that wears a flower in their hair on a regular basis is up for anything in the bedroom. Yes, they are.

Sharing that. I have personal experiences. Go straight for the girl up for anything in the bedroom. Yes, they are. Sharing that. I have personal experiences. Go straight for the girl with the flower in the hair because she's gonna be fun. Yeah, you have to be. You do not get along at all. I would propose to him every week. There was funny.

And look, so what you don't see is there's a picture on screen of them, like probably in high school, high school, probably in a homecoming. Yeah, that is a mom, yeah. And she's wearing a flower in her hair there also. That's her thing. This girl is a double stuffed Oreo right here. He said, okay.

Nate Monique got married when he was 25. He was 25 and my life was with Monique and I was 25. Nate and I both grew up in the Mormon religion. Okay, as devout members of the Mormon Church, Nate and Monique were not, were taught that premarital sex is wrong. I knew I've only church the date of that. Shame! Shame on you!

Shame! Then the Mormon Church, sex is for the purpose of procreation. I've been taught all along that sexual pleasure is of the devil. I agree. So ridiculous that Turks has teach this. I know. It's like the most base of instincts is to have, I mean, when you get old enough, right, for my kids, that'll be 25.

Right. But yes, the most base of instincts, it's animal. You can't, you can't get away from it. And so why the church? The Romans have, you know, scrolling and mosaics and drawings of all kinds of sexual or wild pleasures. Those Romans, they were wild pleasures. They're dude, guys and girls all over each other.

That was a hot time. I like hot time. I know. I think the Romans were wilder than anybody in the 60s, to be honest with you. Yeah, it's like a Roman bath, where it was just like a male orgy, and occasionally they throw in a woman, be like, whatever hole they could stick it in.

They stuck it in. Not for both of us. We're still 15 years later. 15 years in, they're still struggling with sex. Yeah. I can't imagine being without her. But when it comes to the two of us having sex together, we have a huge problem between us. That's the two of us.

So we put another woman in the bedroom to make it easier for us? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It makes us all happy. It's all that stuff. Yeah. Monique has sexual bed to make it easier. Yeah, yeah. That makes sense. It's all add to the whole shame. Yeah. Monique has sexual issues, is what it says. I was sexually molested at eight.

So oftentimes, stirring under course, I feel like that I just leave my body that I'm not there anymore. Oh, no. No longer willing to live with their sexual dissatisfaction, Nate and Monique try another solution. A unique side-mayer about a year ago. I'm not married to a man. I know this, Mayor Check.

We've got all that come out of the parkly bra. And she's just flowing in the way. Curly hair, yeah. Yeah. Man, we know 12 ladies women. I don't think we know, you know. I don't mean to generalize, but you know, there are personality types, right?

And I know 12 of these people. I'd twinkle in her eye and have this joy in expressing her sexuality. And I wanted that. My name is Marisol Mone, I certified. Certified. Certified. Exactly. If you go to get certified in this, well, I'm interested in taking that part.

Maybe a life university. They. That's a different kind of sexual serendiz. How is your going to that guy's institute that I was talking about? Right. Yeah. You can easily, you know, the, the Kinsey Institute of whatever. You get certified. Yeah, you get certified., you know, the Kinsey Institute of whatever you get certified. Yeah, you

get certified. Take a couple courses. Other people that aren't your sexual partners. I wonder what the finals are like when you go to take the final tests. It's in person. Get a get in there. With the teacher. That is why. I think you want to get the certification. I love how all people who are like trained in some kind of hippy-dippy, the alternative, you know, I love how they all have that same voice. My name is Mayor. I'm 67 years old and I'm a certified sexual serenity.

It's like if they talk softer, it lends more credibility to what they're saying Because if you're like hey, I'm a Brian I'm a sexual Sarah People would be like you're a problem. I'm a sexual Sarah get you want to rent my balls for an hour Put them in your mouth. It's cool. Don't worry about it. I'm a certified sexual You know my life is numbers? Three. A number three. I'm also number two, just in case you're wondering. I took course twice because the finals are outstanding.

Yeah. I'm a star. I get from the front and from behind. Just let me know what you're in do. Yes, there's a little bit of the time it's soft. Coach. Monique told me that she and Nate were having difficulties in the bedroom.

Because that's what you said to someone. Yeah, because that's what you're saying to your friend. Yeah, I know you for 15 years I'm not gonna tell you I don't even want to talk to Astrid about it I'm just like well Little fixes they're all over time because everyone knows a man gets better at sex in his 70s You'll grow to love it. I wish I was growing to love it too, but there's no growing going on.

So, you know who I call, I call our friends at RexMD. RexMD.com slash the commercial rig. That's my sexual surrogate. Sexual surrogate, this is what we're reading what's going on on the screen in case you're listening sexual. Yeah, and this is a definition. Sexual surrogate is a we're reading what's going on on the screen case. You're listening sexual. Yeah, and this is a definition. Sexual Sarah, it is a member of the sex therapy team who engages in intimate physical

relationship. There's a whole team. Yeah, well, that's embarrassing. You walk into a room and there's like seven strangers. It's like, what's going on with your bone or dude? I get a halfie. You know, I get a halfie. Show us, show us, drop your pants and show us.

I think it is an intimate physical relations with a patient. With a patient. With a patient. Well, she's the one having the problems. And by the way, totally understandable why she's having issues with sex. Rough, of course.

You go through that kind of trauma, you know, you re-traumatize yourself. And that's why it's, you know, they're so fucked up. And I know because it's, you know, so fucked up. And I know because of personal, not because of personal experiences with me, but people that I know and love and care about very much that that trauma, you can relive it over and over again. And when it's something, you know, when you have trauma like around eating or driving or sex or whatever, you know.

Walking the commercial break, you know, walking the commercial break, you know, whenever you have stuff for your, well there's just a lot of it coming at you at one time. It could be difficult. I would like a surrogate driver. I know you would, I know. We gotta get you over this. You're, Chrissy's like,

it's gonna be pouring down rain tomorrow. I'm gonna take the train, I'll pick her up sometimes at the train, and I'm like, it's like it's pouring down rain tomorrow on the train, and I'm like pouring down rain tonight. It won't rain tomorrow. You're like, I know, but they're gonna be clouds in the sky and you know, I'll get one as cloudy.

It's more like other people. I know, I know. It's other people. I'm not making fun of you. I don't want to poke, because I don't want to poke at your insecurities. Yeah, you're traumatizing, triggering me. You're triggering me.

That's right. It's probably trigger you every time I drive or would you drive with me? Some a maniac People in this town I always blame not everybody out these mother fuckers don't know how to drive in this town Me and my them driving in both ways You know Mickey Mouse Blair and my son in the background like whoo roller coaster.

Yes. A sex surrogate is actually present with a client in their bedroom to help them explore touch. I've been in this field for 25 years. I've probably helped over 10,000 people. J.E.S.A.S.A. Christ, I'm mercy on my soul. 10,000 Spartamy things, lady, you're an angel. Like when people need this kind of help,

they need this kind of help. And it's taking a radical approach like that. But part of me thinks 75 hundred of those were just guys Problems with their boner right I practice I helped them practice I'm a sexual servant I've been with over 10,000 men more. I have men practice with touch. Hey honey I'm going to the bar. I got to practice my touch like mayor told me

I see this. Hussie on your phone, half naked, setting pictures of her tits. What do you want from me? She's my sexual surrogate. This is my homework. Doing my homework. I was just ladies' phone number. Ha ha.

When I go into work with a couple of times. Listen to how the music changes. Dood-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do- sitting there like canutally in a chair. He's sitting in a bar chair, like a high top bar chair, and she's like, I'm throwing over him, and they're like canutally. She's like, don't, honey, don't worry, honey, you'll get the boner today. I know it's gonna happen. He's mayor's gonna help us.

I don't know, I didn't practice my touch. I didn't do my homework. Design this roadmap by telling me where they are. Where they're struggling. They's not answering the door. I know she's like, he's looking at her like, should we do this? Should we answer it? This is a pretty fucked up,

bringing another woman into the bedroom. It's okay, honey. We need the help. Yes, these cameras here from the BBC will help. It's, yeah, Document the whole entire day. If we, our neighbors listen. We're not gonna get the $300 from the BBC unless we answer the door.

Let's just go ahead and do it. Let's do it. We need the money. And what I would like to be. When Rinkers told me about wanting to meet with Mayor, I was confused. Honestly, my opinion would have been not that much different than a hooker. What are you complaining about, dude? Well, then you could end

up like some of the women we've been reading about earlier, they get involved in a threesome. With a ghost? Head off with a woman. Yeah, with a ghost. How did you feel when his little ghost stick was in your ass? That got by. You know, you can feel it, but you can't feel it. It's bad, but it's not there. It smells, but it's not smelly. If you know what I mean, of course I do. Having sex with a ghost makes perfect sense. And on the disagreements to it. And yet he's still holding back. I can still see the fear in his eye.

Yeah, that's the other thing. If you never had sex except for with one woman and you're having sexual intimacy problems and then you bring this mayor check in here who basically is like a walking like sexual vagina. Yeah, she's like a flower. Yeah, a fern, sexual fern.

A jack fern, get him fern. Get him fern, a A fern, yes. It's a sexual fern. A jack fern, can't I fern? Get em fern, a jack fern! Like. I mean, that's the other thing about this personality type, is they are 1000% comfortable with their femininity, their power, and who they are as a sexual being. Yes. There is zero fear.

Now there's tons of confidence. So if you are still at that. Now there's tons of confidence. So if you are still at that age, we are scared of pussy. This is gonna be a very intimidating experience. And I know I've been there. Yeah, this woman is in all of her glory and power, going to chew him alive.

She's gonna eat him alive. However, I guarantee she'll give him a bone or two. He just needs to relax. Take off that damn shirt. Who wears a maroon button up shirt in your own house? What's going on there? It's a scarier shirt. I have it. It's more pleasure and joy than you can ever imagine. You got to dress up here. This is the first conversation they're having. Very low cut, very low cut, well endowed woman,

beautiful, probably under 50s. You know, Nate is a guy, he's just a guy. He's like, when you think of a guy in the midlife guy, this is the midlife guy. It's got a poorly groomed mustache, half a head of hair, glasses that fit, little straggly beard. He's like trying to grow a beard that he's been trying to grow it since he was 18. Right.

Yeah, the whole nine yards. And he's never had sex with another woman. And mayor comes in, it's going to be the most passionate, exciting, sexual moment of your life just relax. And he is basically just shat himself. I can smell it from here. Yeah. Okay, they're working with me.

They're working with me for the next two days. Yeah. We'll clear the air. Oh my God. And exhale. Come back down. I'm so excited to share this with Nate. And I'm kind of nervous too,

because I'm not sure what's gonna happen. I'm still very unsure of what to expect. Hope it turns out. Expect a boner, dude. Yeah, I mean, come on, man. They changed outfits. Yeah. I suspect, I've been to a couple of like,

tantra, retrains and stuff like that, where this kind of energy is roaming around, there is permeating the room, so they're lifting, we did it in a house a couple times, they're lifting the house off the ground. Like, I mean, this energy is like, it's kinetic, it's electric, right? And I think the guys get really nervous,

I think they get scared. Because we're not used to being in a position where all this energy is flowing around And I think the guys get really nervous. I think they get scared. Yeah. Because we're not used to being in a position where all this energy is flowing around and coming at us in a way. Right. It's wanted. Right. And I don't think that's how, at least nothing Irish Catholic in me tells me.

And everything's bad. Just like the Mormons. Everything's bad. Don't do anything. You know, blah, blah, blah, blah. But she comes in. She's asking him to do om, om, touch, blah, blah, blah. But she comes in, she's asking him to do om, om, tight, you know, all these meditation things.

And what's running through his head right now is this lady is full of fucking shit. And I can't believe we spent our Walt Disney money to get mayor to give me a hand job, so me and my wife could have better sex. Let's continue. Now I've been blossoming through this journey, and it will guide you to find where playfulness

really lies inside of you, because it's the source of your soul, the source of your center is where your joy and your play comes from. Nate was interested. I have no idea what you're talking about, but I'm already excited. It's exciting. It is. It's been working with me because he felt like he had a limited amount of experience sexually speaking?

You're excited too? And of course she wasn't having satisfying sexual experiences because of her early childhood sexual. I don't want you to be afraid Nate. I've been with over 10,000 men. Don't be intimidated by me. I'm the most experienced love maker that's ever lived. Relations and abuses. I feel real nervous.

But what I'm hoping to get from this session with Mar is some tools to have fun to allow us to be comfortable with each other again. Now is a special time for the two of you to connect. The exercise is the one that he's special to him. No. Is the two of you to connect? Don't worry, I'm certified by Bob. I went to the against two to Bob.

It's world-renowned. He's a hand job specialist. I've been pro-I'm a... It's world renowned. He's a hand job specialist. I've been, I'm a, I've been to the Bob Institute of Sex with a specialty in hand manipulation. Don't worry Nate, you're about to fly. Blossom, you're going to be coming all over the room like a sprinkler My goal is to have you shoot wads across the room They say run

It was hard to It's really nervous. A really nervous. A reduced, innate, and monique. I designed to help them have the kinds of breakthroughs that they need. Mayor starts with a couple with a simple confidence building exercise. I'm interested to see this one. You do. So in this position, I'd like you to just look into each other's eyes.

It felt silly at the time, but it also helped my mind to take a break. Okay. I want to stop right here because what they're doing is they're sitting in front of each other, arms around each other and they are- Kind of like Indian style. Yeah. It's called soul gazing. Some people refer to this as soul gazing.

And basically what you do is you have un-in erupted eye contact for a period of time. Now there's some people do this for minutes, some people do it for half hour. I've done it for longer periods of time, which is with a stranger in one of these, one of these kind of, you know, environments. environments. Bob's an institute. And Bob's an institute. And let me explain something to you. If you have never done this with your partner, with your lover, with your significant other, with your wife, husband, whatever it is, if you have never done this, try this.

Sit. Indian style, arms around each other holding hands very close within, you know, two feet of each other, stare into each other's eyes, uninter within, you know, two feet of each other, stare into each other's eyes, uninterrupted, and put set a timer for it. I will guarantee you that at first you will laugh. It will be uncomfortable. You want to look away. You want to go other places.

Then it will turn into something different. And by the end of it, it is highly likely that you will end up crying because I don't know what that fucking does. I don't know what fucking weird magic is there, but it's there. It's magical. It's powerful. You start to see yourself.

You start to think about humanity and the one that you're looking at in a different way. And you see yourself and somebody else's eyes like you're staring in your own face. It is very fucking strange. You guys do this nightly? You stare at each other's place. Give me your break. I do. Not for hours. you guys do this nightly you stare at each other's Please give your break. You really not for hours. Yeah a couple seconds. I

Love you do the dishes I'm staring into your soul and I see a shirt that needs to be all right What are we having for dinner That's right. I can lost in your eyes over this pasta. Prematara. Yeah. Last turn, I don't do enough of this, but I'm telling you right now, in all seriousness,

this is an amazingly powerful thing to do. Yeah. Nates performance issues. However, I don't have a stranger on the side when you give me a hitch. Right. You're going to give me a play by play and fingering my girlfriend. Right. It's them from a lack of experience.

He really needs this to feel like he's capable of giving pleasure to his wife. So the best way to deal with it is to give him good positive experiences that will leave him feeling courageous. How does that feel? Never lie in it. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Or Lana Smoreset? With a beard! Hahaha! By the way, Lana Smoreset, back in my dream last night. Oh wow! Better on the brain. Something's going on there.

It feels like a matter. Now that the body is more open, there'll be more receptive to experiencing and feeling and tapping into pleasure. First, I thought I would start with a little yoga stretch. Nate and Monique were really present and eager and enthusiastic, even when they were afraid, which gave me hope and the encouragement to know that they were able to take this journey. Nate, I want you to breathe deeply through your anus.

You're a pachakra. You're a pachakra. This You're a bit chakra. This lady's good. Yeah, I like her. Just making the bullshit sound real. We develop it and go to some wonderful places. Breathing it, hold. I'm ready for just anything at all.

Anything at all. After 10,000, we experience nothing. Nothing good, nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. If this lady could talk, I wish I could get this lady on the show. Let's get Dr. Sin and Mayor on the same show,

and we'll have a real sexual episode. Yes. One for the ages. Instead of Brian reading Dolphin, a Rod Caporn. I think that's the low water of our traditional commercial rich snorkel cock. Snorkel. Yeah. Well, this might be anyone.

It's an actual body is connected to every other part of our feelings. It can affect an influence many other parts of our whole existence. Are you doing? Oh, so what in the world is going on here? You got to see this YouTube.com slash the commercial break.

Now she's got them laying on top of each other, but not laying on top of each other in a sexual way. He's on all four. And she's got her vagina. And a wheelbarrow. Now we're going to do a little hop scotch shit. This will come in handy later. She looks like dowel.

Have you ever jumped rope? Now she's just making shit up. Try like this. Do a card wheel. I'm there to guide them into the places where they're not willing or comfortable going by themselves. I've always wanted to have my wife sit on my back.

I know he looks weird. She's not a spring chicken anymore, you know. I'm not exactly on a short staker. Yeah, as a mislike, a wave of energy that can flow through your entire being doesn't have to begin and end just to do genitals. And I know the ultimate outcome is pleasure. And so I'm willing to go anywhere they want to go, anywhere they need to go. I don't know that in the end, I'm going to have to go thrusting. Oh, nowhere we go, we do some genital thrusting.

I'm going to have to go thrusting. I'm willing to go anywhere they want to go. Anywhere at all. I'm willing to do anything. You name it. Tiger with a dildo strap to its nose. And put some raw meat on my belly. I'm ready to go.

I want to talk. It's late. I have to go. It's going to be a pleasure. I trust you. What's important in this work is to be able to it's nothing like breathing through your vagina Breathe deeply through your vagina and out through your mouth Mom always said if you get nauseous breathe through your anus out through your mouth. That's right. That's the old old tail It's the old trick mom's used to give you.

So do crackers, you should. So do crackers, Jim Durell and Breezy Rainies. Are you not bringing through your ass, old son? Bringing something joyful and positive so that this balance continues. So that they feel joy, they can find some places where there's pleasure and then to connect the pleasure with the pain. Well listen, I'm 100% with it. I am down with it.

This lady. She was darn to do like a snake, like a serpent. Yeah, she was, that's, yeah, I've done it before. It's called the fire breath. The fire breath. The Fire Breath. The Fire Breath, and he can drive people literally hysterical. There's some... You know, your mind is a powerful tool.

Absolutely. And so the power of suggestion and the power of being in a room with other people who are creating that kind of energy can really send you into a tizzy. I know it did. I swear by it. I know everybody thinks, you know, Brian's an asshole. He makes fun of all this stuff. You know, he doesn't believe in anything. He's such a... Yeah, whatever. A pragmatist and all that. But what you don't know is after the camera's churn off, I'm the guy that's... I actually am going to people's houses and being a sexual set.

That's right. I'm not going to tell them to breathe through their windows. I've heard that. You're a god damn. I've been there. Chris, he's one of my clients. One of my first clients, Chrissy and Jeff. Jeff, I'm gonna cut your balls a little bit. See Chrissy, that's how you do it.

See Chrissy, this is how you do it. Look at me holding Jeff. I can see me and Jeff in a bath holding each other, staring at each other's eyes. Yeah. Whoa. I'm not gonna be able to get that one out of my head. No, but I'm going on this place. And Lana's more set with a beard. Lana's more set is all over my dream.

I had to watch one of her music videos yesterday. But I ended up picking the one, thank you. You know, right? I like you, Andy. Thank you. Oh, right. And she's naked throughout the entire video. She's just got her hair, like hair, and me, thank you. And she's naked throughout the entire video.

She's just got her hair, like hair, and it didn't help the situation at all. And I was just like, shit. You need to get a seer on tour. She's going on tour. Yeah, I don't wanna see her now. I wanna see her then. That's what I want to say.

That's what I'm imagining. Now I've seen her now. She's a beautiful woman. She is. She's a beautiful woman. It's not like I'm getting any younger either. It's not like people are like, wow. Brian's so much hotter than he was when he was

20. Because other people are probably saying, was he ever hot? They ever have anything to lose? He lost it. Did he ever have anything to lose? That's why he went to sexual surrogacy. I will be suggesting sexual surrogacy to some of my friends. Yes. Yes. And I think I might know a sexual surrogate or two. Get her on our show. I'll reach out. I'll see if I find it. We don't have many guests on this show. No, we don't. We need to. Yeah, I know. Everyone keeps saying. I'm going to do like a fun win-saving.

We've totally forgot about that. No, it just seems like too much work. It's just about finding the right guest. It's really what it's about. It's like the commercial break is a certain kind of animal. And if you throw a third voice in there, you got to make sure it's the right animal. Because we've had a lot of guests. We've not had a lot of guests. We just had an air, though. 10 guests and only four of which you've ever actually

made it onto air. The other six are sitting on the computer. Because I'm like, yeah, it didn't work. Yeah. And then I got friends who are like, when am I going to be back on the show? And I'm like, you were never on the show in the first place. I don't know if you realize it, but I never ran. Never. Never. Not once. Okay. This is what we're going to do. We're

going to say you go to TCBPodcast.com. That's where you can find out more about Chrissy and I. You can watch all the videos. You can listen to all the audio. You can connect with us on social media at the commercial break on Instagram, YouTube.com. Slash the commercial break. For content, you cannot find anywhere else. Clips every single day of the week and soon, full episodes. The entire catalog is going up on YouTube and then what we'll do is we'll release the full episode

a couple days after we actually air here. So if we air a Wednesday show, we'll probably release it on Friday. And that's because some people were asking for it. They were like, well, I'd like to watch the whole episode on YouTube. Okay, fair enough, we'll do that. But if you want to get it the day it comes out,

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