The Commercial Break - Colonel Clap

Episode Date: September 28, 2021

Bryan shares with Hoadley his love for the Chicago Cubs, Harry Caray, WGN Radio and The 7th Inning Stretch. tHen he shares his disdain for Conor McGregor's slaughter of the Wrigley Tradition of singing Take Me Out! Finally, the gang reviews a government produced movie from the 1940's warning soldiers of STD's, loose women and the danger of unclean sex. It's an eye-opening film that shows the backwards attitudes toward women, sex and movie making!  LINKS: Want a TCB limited edition collectible sticker? Each series sticker is limited and first come, first serve. Click HERE to find out how! Or send a text or voicemail to 661-Best-2-Yo (1.661.237.8296) Watch this episode on Youtube TCBTV-minus Sponsor Streamlight Lending By SunTrust Bank (Use Code TCB for additional interest savings) DBSAlliance For Mental Health Help Magic Spoon (Use Code TCB) FUM (Use Code TCB) Smokeless Pipe for Smoking Sesation MEMPHO Music Fest (Oct 1st-3rd 2021) Castbox is the TCB partner for the Mempho Fest shows Subscribe to The Commercial Break Podcast Youtube Channel New Episodes on Tuesdays and now Fridays everywhere! Text or leave us a message: 1-(661)-BEST-2-YO  | (1-661-237-8296) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

And welcome back to WSH ITs News at 730. It's news you can use before you snooze. And now, Karen and Denise inside of the Grab Apple Center Street Studios. Cue them, Cue them to two. We're going on a shooting. Trying to get the story for you in a moment. Yeah, we'll try to get that for you. Keep it right here. One pick up suit. Another shooting. This one in North Carolina. Check your focus, camera one. Six wounded after a man armed with three guns started shooting. Ready, B? Do we have anybody in tape yet? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no here one give me a shot of Mary Ann on a car. Give me an insert on one. Give me an insert on one. Pull out one. Hold right there. Ready one. Ready one. Turn over to one. Take one. Turn over to one. We're in a pack. I'm voting it now. In where?

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Kerry. Yeah. The Cubs always sucked. They never spent any money on the team. They didn't even have lights until like 1997, right? So it was all day games. And you know, people would stand on the top of the buildings behind the famous Ivy-covered walls back there

and the bleachers became this very wonderful place you had to go do a Cub's game in the bleachers, right? Harry Carey would sing and at the end of the, you know, the seven day, thank me, I'm telling the ball game. Was it he drunk a lot? He was drunk always. He actually became a sponsor for Budweiser and with great reason. You're me out there. That's a-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha- What do you think this is a movie? Stop cockin' like a couple dandies and get on with work!

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Hello, my right-time girl. Get out of there. You're in trouble, baby. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. episode of the commercial break starts now. Oh, it's another episode of the commercial break! Yeah! I'm Brian Green, this is Chris and Ode and Happy Holidays! Best of you, Chris!

Best of you, Brian! Best of you out there in the podcast universe, and thanks for joining us for yet another episode of the commercial break! We keep making them you keep listening to them. I don't know how that works. Another one. Another one. We are cats dick away from one million listeners. This is just unbelievable.

I just can't believe it. I'm like, I'm so excited. I know, I'm so excited. I don't know why. It's like watching that odometer turn on your car and I keep on watching. I'm like $999. Just need seven more months and we'll be at $1 million.

Yeah. Two a day. Two people a day listening to this show. That's right. That's for me. That's for me. That's for me. That's for me.

That's for me. That's for me. That's for me. That's for me. That's for me. That's for me. That's for me. That's for me.

That's for me. That's for me. That's I hope that, I hope that you will agree with me. Okay. Let's see. What do you got? When I was a child, yet a ye little boy, I grew up in a place called Chicago Illinois. And, uh, boy did I love living in Chicago. I mean, I like being from Chicago. It just makes me feel good about myself. I don't know why. People from Chicago I think are cool. And Chicago's a cool town.

And when someone says they're from Chicago, you're like, wow, great. You from Chicago? Oh, no. We grew up in that little town of Oak Forest out a little bit outside the actual city of Chicago. But it's still Chicago. It's a the summer area.

We used to listen religiously to WGN, which carried the Cubs and the very famous broadcaster. Harry Carey. Harry Carey, yes. Harry Carey. I'm a bud man, I'm a Cubs fan. Is that what you would say? Oh, yes, Harry was, he really he, he really made, I think the Cubs, the Cubs are legendary in part because of Harry, Carrie. Yeah. The Cubs always sucked. They never spent any money

on the team. They didn't even have lights until like 1997, right? So it was all day games. And, you know, people would stand on the top of the buildings behind the, the famous, um, Ivy covered walls back there and the bleachers became this very wonderful place you had to go to a couple of games in the bleachers right? Harry Carey would sing and at the end of the, you know, the seven day tag me out there the game. Wasn't he drunk a lot? He was drunk always. He actually became a sponsor for Budweiser and with great reason.

became a sponsor for Budweiser and with great reason. Because he was always, I mean, listen, he had to suffer through 30 years of the comes losing. So he would just get shit face, but he was the greatest color commentary announcer of all time, uh, in my opinion, for baseball. And I've listened to a lot of baseball, um, on the radio over over the years. And I think part of the reason why I'm so in love with baseball on the radio is because of Harry Carey. And it was always on in my house. Baseball season, every single game, most of them in the afternoon,

would be on somewhere in the house or my grandma's house or whatever, because of Harry Carey. And one of the favorite traditions for anyone that goes to a Cubs game is hearing, was hearing Harry Carey sing, take me out to the ball game. Yeah, that's a fun song.

Yeah, he made that song famous. So the seventh inning stretch would come and Harry Carey would get the crowd all riled up on the loudspeaker and he'd be like, all right, let me hear you in the bleachers. No, I'm not doing. I'm not doing. Lucky not to fall out of the actual suite, right? I'm just kidding.

Me out of the ball., right? And then kick me out the ball. Give me another one, one, one. Me out there, like a nice ditch. You know what I mean? He was just like a rough, rough, old drunk man who was singing to the crowd. These huge glasses on his face and he was just a lovely human being.

Since he passed away years ago, it now become a tradition to have celebrities and such come up and do the seven-dining stretch You know the way that Harry would do it giving their their best ode to Harry Mm-hmm. I think we've fallen way down the ladder now because yesterday or a couple of days ago Is this falling way down the ladder? I mean at first it was like Eddie better doing it for the world series You know Bill Murray doing it a couple of times. I mean, you know Chevy It was just like,

unbelievable superstars, guys and girls that you would associate with the city of Chicago, you know, doing their best, take me out to the ballgame in the in-owner of Harry Carey. Well, a couple days ago, or a week ago, or whatever this airs, they had Connor fucking McGregor, who I think quite frankly is a douche canozel, in my personal opinion, I know he would kick my ass.

I know he would, in one punch, would knock all of us out. Like everybody in the house could line up and one punch he would knock us all out. I am not arguing his fighting abilities. I'm saying he's a douche canozel in real life. He's got that fucking whatever Jack Daniels rip off. Yeah, he's just like running around, beating people up, screaming and yelling, you know,

just acting like a real fucking lug nut. Now, he's probably got brain damage like the rest of the people who get taken hits in the head and he's got way more money than I do. I mean, he's like, he's so well, more, more well to do than I am. So I'm just a little plebe that's basically, you know, bitching and complaining about one thing

and one thing only. And this solidifies, in my opinion, the do-sherry that is Conor McGregor. So Conor McGregor was asked to do the seventh inning stretch. Let me give you the Harry Carey rendition first. Where am I? I'm I'm To I'm To I'm

To I'm To I'm To I'm To I'm

To I'm To I'm To I'm To I'm To I'm Why be something else and cry for death?

I don't tell it by ever going through We will draw the cubbies If they know where the birds are straight For it's live. Two, three, staves are out in the oil. Oh, yeah. Hey, you get it. Listen to that. That's like 1990 something.

The sound. That's what it should sound like. Yeah, that's what it should sound like. The crowd is going crazy. It's probably a Tuesday afternoon in July. Right. And the cups are like, you know, 67 games behind first place. Like, I mean, it's sound like. The crowd is going crazy. It's probably a Tuesday afternoon in July, and the cups are like, you know, 67 games behind first place.

Like, I mean, it's just like, but listen to the crowd. They are so excited about Harry Carey, and Harry's just playing it up, and he's, you know. It's a fun time. Fucking, you know, soaked and whiskey, and he's just like, ah! Ah!

Ah! Ah! Now, let's hear Connor McGregor's, rather underwhelming rendition of Take Me Up. By the way, these guys, they never asked 33 penis to play. 33 penis never got their chance to sing. Take me out to the Volga. I mean, it's a travesty. If you haven't associated the commercial break with Chicago yet, I'm just intent

The mic is back and show it a close let's go Chicago cobs What do you have to do with Chicago? I'm here with my tail here. We're gonna sing the song. Let's go Take me out to the ball game. Take me out with the crowd by me some peanuts and crackers. I don't care if I never get back to this room. Room, room, the club is out. Blue That was let's go shakit. The best part about that was the ending. It's not going. He sounded like it was like, what, it was that song that he's singing. Is that even the same, is that even the same, you know, Cords, it's like, I don't even know where he's going with that song.

It's like he's singing ABCD, EFG, like, it take me out to the ball game. It take me out to the ball. Ah. He's probably also whiskey soaked. That is the worst fucking rendition I've ever heard of that song and I've heard some pretty bad renditions of that song and I would vote that next time the good people at that at Riggly field who it was long since changed. I mean I'll Riggly field is like a cash cow with you know that you know a million dollar apartment hanging over it.

But the good people at Wrigley feel whoever makes these kinds of decisions thinks a little bit next time. Maybe you have somebody sing it to you before you actually invite them to come up and sing it. Or maybe you give them a couple of lessons and show them a couple of Harry Carey videos and make sure they're not totally fucking tone deaf before you decide to send them up there

and slaughter that song. That is sacred. It's a sacred cow and we don't want it slaughtered. I'm just saying as a cubs fan, one cubs fan to another, that is sacred. It's a sacred cow and we don't want it slaughtered. I'm just saying as a cubs fan, one cubs fan to another, that was fucked up. And Connor, you could have done, you know, to settle down on the whiskey a little bit before you get up there in the seventh inning.

Harry Carey was a professional drunk. I get the opinion that you're a convenient drunk. And there's a big difference. That's all I gotta say. I'm moving on to the next one. Hey everybody, it's that time in the show that you're a convenient drunk. And there's a big difference. That's all I gotta say. I'm moving on to the next one. Hey everybody, it's that time in the show when I gotta let you know that www.tcbpodcast.com is where you go to find out more about Chrissy and I.

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handles of the internet. As I do. As you too. And I found something very interesting that came across. Back in the day, in the army, in the Navy, in the Marines, one of the important things was to keep the boys, because it was just boys back then. We're talking about the 1940s, 50s, was to keep the boys free of the clap. Basically. They don't want their dicks oozing green stuff and spreading that around the camp. You know what I'm saying? It's nothing like a fighting force full of gonorrhea

to take you down a notch. And we're about to go out there and kick Hitler's ass. So, or maybe not Hitler, maybe it's, I don't know, the Korean War or whatever award is. But listen, here you get the point. The point is that we had to teach these young men coming right out of high school that if you're gonna go have sex with Nancy,

you gotta protect yourself. And if you do have sex with Nancy, you gotta protect yourself. And if you do have sex with Nancy and you don't know who she is, basically this is all based on the girls reputation. If you're sleeping with easy girls, if you're sleeping with dirty girls, then you're gonna shrivel up and turn green, right? It's gonna fall off.

You're gonna get gray, gang green of the scurdle area. If you sleep with those dirty, sluddy green, right? It's gonna fall off. You're gonna get gray, gain green of the scrottle area. If you sleep with those dirty, slutty girls, right? Let's blame the women for everything. Yeah. So, as was the thing to do back then, and maybe still in some circles the thing to do now. So they produced this movie that I found, and the movie, it's about 30 minutes long, I cut above a 15 minutes of it, because the ending of it is not And the movie, it's about 30 minutes long, I cut above a 15 minutes of it because the ending of it is not that interesting. But it's about 15 minutes long and it's not an actual PSA per se,

it's really a movie with a plot and a storyline about getting the drip, basically. Getting a VD. So I call it Colonel Climidia is what I call this. Colonel Climidia. What I call this little montage here. Would is what I call this. A carol Climidia. What I call this little montage here. Would you like to hear a little bit of it?

Yes, I would. Of course you do. Thank you. I appreciate your great work. Here we go. I'll walk you through it. So you can't see the scenes. So I'll walk you through.

I'll do some of the scenes setting as we go along. And like every other movie produced at this time, there is a lot of dead air between, you know, if somebody is walking to the bathroom, they literally show every step that they take to walk to the bathroom. As if the audience couldn't infer, by I'm going to go to the restroom, that she went to the restroom,

they've got her show her actually walking into the restroom. It's crazy how life has changed in that manner. Like things were just so, I don't know. Literally. Literally, you really had to spell it out for people back then It's like you couldn't pick that up by what she just said So here we are we're on the arm that dog hey kid Dan the dude and then there hey

Hey you dandy go ahead and shut that door. Let know the flies in. A randy, Dan to do. So here we are. We're on the base. And here comes Colonel Climidia. Yeah, there's a door. Someone told him to close it. And there's another guy sweeping outside of the barracks. sweeping outside of the barracks. I bet you. I bet you. I bet you. I bet you.

I bet you. I bet you. I bet you. I bet you. I bet you. I bet you. I bet you. I bet you.

I bet you. I bet you. I bet you. I bet you. I bet you. I bet you. I bet you. I bet you.

I bet you. I bet you. I bet you. I bet you. I bet you. I bet you. What do you think? Why does everyone talk like that back then? I know I do. I said what do you think Joe? I got a pack of smokes and I'm an easy girl. Last night. Geez. I mean God you couldn't guess all the first. I'm waiting six months for it. I've been waiting six months. What is it? I think this is like an actor affectation. Do you think everybody

talk like this? This is fancy talk? They call this fancy talk. Hey Brian. Hey. Hey. Hey. How are you?

Crucif? I'm good. Guess what? What? I got a follow. What a dick-shrivel. Turn right. I'm dripping from my anus. I'm dripping. I guess what what

Dicks rivel turd right I'm dripping from my anus Serves you right Serves you right yes it does That was sleeping with a easy girls There they go Going down to the station tonight pick up my reservation for next Tuesday lucky step I listen to that voice next Tuesday You lucky step you couldn't just say next Tuesday you go next Tuesday Why did she stretch out the oh

Next Tuesday I got to wait three months before I can even put in But home like a bad out of hell like an arrow from a bulb. Oh you. Like a bat out of hell. Like an arrow from a bow. Oh, are you sorry? Like a car going fast. Like a baseball from a hand. Like a plane in the sky. How many more anecdotes do you want?

What did he say the arrow from a bow? A arrow from a bow. From a bow. I keep pulling. Listen, brother, I got something to go home for. Take a look at that. It's called pussy Oh Look at that look at that. It's an always showing a picture. Oh, right, right

Say you're better you bet your boy pretty as damn girl in Buckston County Oh, the British girl on 3rd Street in South Kerkilacki. She won Mrs. 3rd Street 7 years in a row. Mark too. She's going to be a librarian. Oh. Whoa. Yeah, she's damned to a life of indictive slavery too. I'm gonna slap some glasses on her and put her at a matron dress.

She's gonna be a milkmaid. Smart girl. Got all the way up to sixth grade. One of those baby dolls up on me. I'm going to marry her. Has she got a sister? Has she got a mom? Has she got a mother? Has she got a sister? That's creepy. Lesson private first class. This is out of your league. PFCs can't travel in company like that. Oh yeah. Listen Romeo. Boy oh boy I can taste mom's baked Virginia ham. Boy oh boy I can taste the back of mom's knee. Like I lick it when I was a little kid. You know Sam? The baked Virginia ham and pickled salmon and

The big Virginia ham and a pickled salmon and the four day old bread and the yellow pudding with the cat food in the middle of it. I can taste it all. And clothes and sweet pickles and that nice juicy hot apricot pie. Oh cut it out, were you? And stepping out every night with a one and only. Go away, will you? You're killing me. Oh, but it's a wonderful death. Hey, Rosen, break it up. Get going. Hey, you two assholes!

What do you think this is a movie? Stop cockin' like a couple dandies and get on with work! I could smell the sweet Virginia pie with cloves and the evergreen and Christmas tree. Mom puts the best spices in that Virginia baked ham. Nothing like a little apricot pie. Nothing sounds more disgusting than an apricot pie. Apricot pie.

It's called peach pie. I not making everything sound so fancy. Dream about at PFC. Dream about corporal green and heaven. Oh corporal green. I don't mind if I do. Corporal green. Okay, so now we're going to the train station to pick up his reservation, quote unquote, which I imagine is just picking up his ticket.

Okay. And they're literally showing every step that he takes inside of that building. It's unbelievable. It really is. That is 30 seconds of him walking. I want to pick up that reservation on the limited-punex Tuesday. The name is green, Corporal John Green. Oh yes, green. Are you related to this corporal? I am. So you're grandfather.

The name's PFC Brian Green. Can't get any of this fine tail. None of Bucston County's best. It's not your league. It's way out of your league. Dream about it. Or he didn't weep. I'm here to pick up the reservation on the limited. Oh, yeah,

I've got it right here. What do they always have it right there? It's always right there. I've got it right here. I've been waiting on you. Oh, really? Is that just for the camera or did you actually have a wait on me? I'm curious. Can you tell me what about the actor who broke ranks? It just was like, did you really have it waiting on me? I don't know. It seems weird that you just walked up and then you had it waiting for me. You seem pretty busy. I'm sorry, I had an event of a yield car broke. Yeah, I know, I'm sorry. I just got the old key on my furlough, the sappin' oomph. I've been waiting five or six hours for you to come and fix their stuff. You've been waiting five or six hours for me. Say, listen brother, my girl's been waiting six months now.

For this G. I've been waiting five or six hours for you. Literally standing right here with this in my hand waiting for you. Well, listen, brother, I don't know what to tell you. My girl hasn't left the house in six months. I don't allow her to. Now, give me that ticket and shut your pie hole. Apricot pie hole. Yeah, apricot pie hole. Stuff baked Virginia ham in your mouth and shut up. I'll bring you back some real fine mothers finest cookie.

I'm going to give you a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of Oh, pie hole. Apricot pie hole. Yeah, apricot pie hole. Stuff baked Virginia ham in your mouth and shut up. I'll bring you back some real fine, and mother's finest cookie. What do you think about some plum chocolate chip cookies? Made with real plums. How about some prune bird pudding? Delicious. That's right. Hey, Lauren.

Okay, thank you. Can I get a bird thing to clean him train tonight? I'm going to clean on that train, Miss. You haven't. You haven't? Well, okay, now here comes a little miss whoever she is, right? Is he the girlfriend? No, she's not the girlfriend.

But so now we've had this guy, he's picked up his ticket because he's getting ready to go see his girl. That he hasn't seen in six months. In the same train station right behind him is a young lady who's looking for a ticket to go somewhere. Are there any seats in the couch? Sorry, that train is all full. The first train through for Cleveland is three o'clock tomorrow morning. Here.

Just make yourself comfortable over there in one of our nice big easy chairs. Can you imagine if that was today? Just make yourself comfortable. One of those bulletproof boxes over there in one of our nice big easy chairs. Can you imagine if that was today? Just make yourself comfortable one of those bulletproof boxes over there. We'll try and make sure you don't get beaten around in the tiny Sydney at the train station. You ever seen an Amtrak train lately? They're not in good shape. Just letting you know. No. So I am really interested in going on a train ride. They're fun. I went on one. Like were you slept in it? Yes.

We did a sleeper car. And it was when I was in seventh grade, my grandparents took us from Atlanta to Washington, DC. Oh, that sounds like fun. I actually think that sounds like a lot of fun. So much fun as a kid too. It was awesome. We could see the whole countryside going by.

We had the dinner cars. Oh, man. We did all kinds of fun stuff. I would love to go on one of the, like, there's a couple of famous train tracks here in the states, like the ones that go through the Rockies. Yes, I wanted to go to the Costa. Yeah, it's the Canadian Rocky thing. Yes, I want to do that too. I'm dying to do that. We should do that for like the commercial break. We should actually go do, you know, because nothing, there's no better they're doing like Bob Dylan did when he went

to the train. You like Bob Dylan did. It'll be the same. We'll have people coming out waving to us from the platform. There is not a better place to record a podcast than a train. Exactly.

Welcome to the commercial rake! That would be fun though. Excuse me, but I couldn't help overhearing about you're having to wait all night for another train. Thanks, I'll be alright. Well, once you want me to help you check there, you'll fall asleep, somebody might steal it. Don't you want me to take your bags and have sex with you?

I mean, who does this? Hello. Mom would be mad. I don't know You shouldn't bother. Oh, I can't see a lady in distress can I? It a night. I love everybody. Do you sure I just got an okay on a frontal starting next week Why do I feel good? They're boy. I feel good. It's not ready to go

Better mean they give me back at the barracks. They've been feeling a straight medical grade and fedamines for six months. I feel great. First burlough. I got two shots of morphine and a fedamine pill this morning for breakfast. ran out of food no more big Virginia ham so we get in fedamines BFC green nice to meet you What a ridiculous premise like you see someone that they did some girl that didn't get a ticket and you're like oh, let me help you out with your bag I'll carry it around to three o'clock in the morning. What else I got to do. I just got furloughed on Tuesday.

I'm Steve. I serve a week from tonight. I'm going to be taking myself a nice hot bath in a tongue. And I'm going to sleep in a nice hot bed again. And a pillow full of real chickens. Don't they have soft beds in the army? Are you kidding? Oh, please let me pay for it. Madam, it's a pleasure. What's your name?

Hey, Anne. What's your name? What's your name? Does it look like a hot breath. Oh my god. Yeah. Hey, what's your name? I know and she's like 1940 what do I do? I've never left house. My first interaction with something with a penis. I gotta go. Hey, look at I'm so happy. I can't sit still. What do you say we celebrate? I don't know. You want me? You know, a couple beers. I don't sit still. What do you say we celebrate? What do you say was celebrate a couple beers a roof and all what come on come on with me. I'm so happy I can't sit still. I would be like why do I give a shit?

I'm trying to go to Cincinnati. I care about your furlough Why are you trying to make it sound like I should care? Come on, yeah, I'm gonna let a boy celebrate by his own, oh yeah? I guess not. Help. Help. Oh he's a man, he'll take care of you, don't worry about it. I couldn't. Oh come on, be a sport. You got a long night ahead of you.

God, this guy's creepy, aw, someone's been spored. Ah, that's a pressure, pet the pressure on. Yeah, I know, he's so creepy. Yeah, yeah Maybe this movie should instead of avoid chlamydia should be cool. I'll stop acting like an asshole. Right. Don't act like the BFC douchebag You don't want to wait all night in this joint Actually sounds better. Yeah, it sounds better than going with you I'll take my chances with criminals. The beer tastes a lot sweeter.

Oh, you're terrific. If a girl has to, she's terrific. She didn't even say that. He's just like, oh, you're terrific. You're're gonna be easy to get into bed I know it I thought he was going after his girl yeah he is going home to his girl but you know oh you got a plow one more girl yeah I feel so good I'm on cloud nine my dick's been stiff for days oh yeah I'm gonna let a boy go home with boo balls oh yeah I going to celebrate a little bit with me Do it for my girlfriend

You're not gonna help a man in distress. This is so creepy. This is teaching predatory behavior Yeah, yeah, and she didn't even say yeah, so he's just like oh that a sport. Oh, yeah, come on with me Don't worry about your clothes, you're not gonna need them. That beer is gonna taste like... Life. Life for you? Yeah, life for you. Oh, dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-and-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a-dand-a- Smoking, drinking, and the lounge. Dave Raven, give us a hug. Oh, the things we love.

Unbelievable. Hope you don't think I'm in the habit of talking to strangers. Oh, me a stranger? Hey, baby, I've known you for years. Well, I hope you don't think I'm in the habit of attacking the strangers. I don't really give a fuck. They're being honest with you. Like I've done.

All the matters that you're now here in my grasp, you have no clothes? There's no phone. You guys have been out of here? I've not even owed enough to drink. Let's get some more beer. What do you say? I doesn't matter. I'm not gonna take the answer anyway

You should watch out for guys like there are some real assholes out there, but you lucked out tonight. Well, I'm up. Yeah, two more. Oh, wait a minute. Hey, let's have a real shot this time. You know, straight bourbon. Oh, I don't think you're gonna be able to do that. Oh, straight bourbon. God, they really used to do the things. Yeah. That's got a couple beers on a bottle of bourbon. You drink most of it. I'll stay awake enough to have sex with you. This is produced by the army, by the way. Produced by the army by the United States government. Come on, this is no knife of beer. This is a celebration.

Two bourbons cheap. What do you say we have a little cocaine? This is no knife of sleep. What do you think about a little China white? This is no night to stay so I got a furlough and you're going to where are you going to do? What's your name? What's your name? I'll eat what do I care? I thought the point of this move. What do you say we get a teen on? And pass out on the floor eyes rolling in the back of the head. Be a sport. Be a sport and do some heroin with BFC Green.

Ah, be a sport and take some pure MDMA with me. What do you say we roll right into the next day? Play through. I don't play on through. He don't need sleep. Sleep on the train. If we make it, I'm not sure. I didn't tell you I'd take you back. I just said come out for a beer with me. Where's your luggage again? We dropped it at the station. No, I just gave it to some random stranger. I couldn't see a girl in distress. I didn't want you carrying that bag the whole time. Don't worry about it. You can come home with me and I'll get you to have a big bag of green as got you covered.

You want some baked Virginia ham? You can come home with me and live in my basement. My girlfriend will love it. You know what? If she doesn't, I don't give a shit anyway. It's not how the world works. Poor girl Green certainly likes to have a zone with her. Poor me? Hey, I want what you want. Lady, I'm your servant. Well... Why don't you ask me what I want?

Hmm... What do you want? Love. I want Hmm Do you want I Want you to take me back to the station I want you to call the police Well as a dazzle do play me another slow new Ellen's jazz tune because that says sex in these movies I'm expecting Mayweb to like come back. Oh, hi. Hello, baby.

Hello, darling. Hello, my right time girl. Get out of there. You're in trouble, baby. Be do, do, do, do, do. I don't know what to do. They make everyone sound so like, like you can't, and you know what?

This is obviously, we've come a long way since night. I mean, in some places at least, we've come a long way since 1940, but you can see how these attitudes like they really, they're just reinforced. They've reinforced. They showed you what to do. They showed you how to seduce a girl

who's at the train station, who just wants to hang out. And then you basically corral her into the bar. Right, get her drunk. You get her drunk. Tell her what exactly what she wants to hear and then she'll sleep with you. Oh, and we have pills to fix that in case your dick gets sick. You haven't asked me to dance yet. Doesn't the corporal know how to dance?

You kidding? Ladies, dance is yours. You better be good too. Ah! Russ has to eat out of the bootheads. You have a job at New Mexico. Alright, this is for all you serial rapists out there. This one goes after all the creepy men having non-consensual sex.

I thought I'd leave this music in because I thought it was interesting. Oh yeah. What's that? It goes with the thing. I know. It's like at any time in these movies, they have a montage of the dancing, right? The dancing and the drinking. And it's fast. Yeah, it's fast. They're all just doing the clapper dance. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And the legs are moving all crazy.

Right. Like, how do you do that? It looks like a cat on a piece of aluminum foil. Can you hear me? It does. And everything is like all New Orleans jazz, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, I think I think that was the the music of the time. What is that? Oh, look.

He worked going away. I could have a lot of fun with a kid like that around here. What? This is when he's talking to himself. He's at the bar. He's got a new drink and a shot at bourbon. And he's here. This is when he's talking to himself. He's at the bar. He's got a new drink and a shot at bourbon, and he's sitting at the bar, and he's talking to himself,

or he's lips are moving, so you're assuming is that he's talking to himself. Yeah, and you know, they, they, they, they say, now I can have a lot of fun. It is a really bad audio of this. Oh, I can really have a lot of fun with a kid like this. Can I have asked how old she was? I did not.

That's okay, there are no statutory reblaws in this time. What was her name again? Do you think I could get two girls to come home with me? Did she have a sister? Ah, okay, I should probably think about Betty at home. Ah, no, she's never going to find out. There's no Facebook. Right.

Yeah, I mean, that's the thing. Like, it's gonna know. Oh, no, come on, let's dance. Now, she's different. Like the trashag irons into every day. Not like the trashag ir run into every day. Not like the trash I run into every day. He said, she's different. Not like the trash she runs into I run into every day.

Oh my God. So shitty. You know, these things government produce this. Just reminding everybody. She said, clean kids, you can see that. You can smell her. She's clean as a whistle! She smells like a bar of borax! Oh my god!

Straight out of one of those new fangled dishwashers. I wonder if... Why not? I wonder if... You could stand a little far. Well, those self... Yeah, just rationalization. I wonder if I could just have sex with no questions.

Right. You've been stuck around here for months. Wack in your doodle. Go for it, Jim. What would Dad do? Yep, that's what Dad would do. He'd take her out, back have sex with her real quick. Ask her if she's gotten a cab money. And the lever of the boss stranded, that's what Dad would do.

This is straight up predatory, it's crazy. It is awful. What you wanna go easy? And then we are going home. This is no time to play around. Yeah, but she is clean. You can see that. Oh, you sure lucky. He sounds so creepy. Oh you sure lucky.

He sounds so creepy. I really saw that under something nice. He's like a fucking conversation. Like a precious impression. He puts the lotion in the basket. You really stepped onto a nice piece of meat this time. She'll decompose faster than the last one, that's for sure. I better aren't so come on easy at this time.

She's a dandy little thing, isn't she? Oh, this is going to be fun, chopper her up one toe at a time. Oh, oh, oh. I'll probably get a promotion for this. Oh my God, this is now stumbling down the stairs back from the restroom and they are showing her kind of stumbling, like an exaggerated drunk motion, right? It's gonna go awesome on my new meat doll that I'm making back at the barracks.

It's gonna go perfect in a little box full of other people's hair. Yeah, I don't like it. I mean, I tell you what your hair looks good, right? But I'm never like, I love the way that your hair tastes. So delicious. Tastes like, is that part plus? What is that? Your face.

You taste like botanicals. What is that? Herbal essence. Maybe it's mabling. I'm not really sure. You say the nicest things. Did you miss me? Miss you? Say you've been away from the months. Come on, it's dancing.

What? This is like such jargon. What are they talking about? Did you miss me in the three and a half minutes since I went to the shitter? Are you been away from months, child? Let's dance, get the grind up against me. I'm going crazy in back to the station. I think you better shut your mouth.

That's what I think. Imagine this. I mean, this really is a terrible. Terrible. Terrible. That's what I think. Imagine this. I mean, this really is a terrible, terrible, terrible. That's why I pointed it out. Because she even says, I need to get back. And he says, no, you need to stay here, right? Or you can say, we'll get to it that and this like that. But I just want to point this out on a non-rapey thing

that back in the day, when you went to a bar, the band had a clarinet section, not a clarinet, but a clarinet section. You had like 30 people on stage, it's crazy. Why, you got three hours yet? Why? Yeah, this day and age of woman to be, because I said so.

I called a new bird, get away from me, Cree. But she's like, I don't know what to do. I think we better go Johnny I listen don't worry and I'll get you there in time the night's young I know baby we only live once come on let's get on this joint get some air let's get away from all this

yeah that can identify me later let's get away from all this crying eyes. Come on, the night is young, oh, it's getting late, Johnny. I mean, any movie, this would be like a death, a rape and death will happen to the world. Oh, yeah, I mean, clearly. Now, I mean, we don't, like, not every situation like this obviously ended up in rape, but this is just like a really exaggeratedly

crazy situation. Well, we know we get so curious, so there's sex involved. Or do we wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Yes, oh there's sex involved or do we wait wait wait That's really funny can you take me home now please? I Love it at your jugs with please So now what happens is a police they're in a park, they're on a bench. A police officer walks by. The music. Yeah. It's like they're on a French Riviera.

That's a real romance, you know what makes the world go around? How isn't this better than walking around that old boy? I think around the station when you can get a little nature. Yes, I know Johnny, but it's awfully late. I really like it. You really ought to relax. God. Hell, the fire's lighted. Let's get comfortable. Don't Johnny. Let's not start. Oh look, I've been around. We like each other, don't we? But what's wrong with being nice to them? I said, a war on honey.

We gotta do everything a lot faster. I don't know. There's a war on. We gotta do everything a lot faster. There's a war on. You know what the president said. There's not enough men. You gotta have sex with whoever you find.

It's just the way that it is, honey. I wish it wasn't like this, but it is. Call some of your friends. Tell them to come down to the park. We're gonna have myself some real old kind of government orgy. The kind of local Sam would be proud about. Oh my God. They had old posters and said,

but War is on. Screw who you're just. Yeah, exactly. Screw everybody. Every go for it. Fast, fast. Quick. Accelerate gorshipping into two hours. Who is this? Yeah, exactly. We're everybody. Every go for it fast fast quick. Accelerate courtship into two hours.

Find a girl at the train station and pop her right there. There's fucking industry. It's absolute lunacies. But we're doing it for Uncle Sam. I wish it wasn't like this. Honey, but it is. It's not me. It's the government.

Or it's the war. So stop asking to go home Shut up and be a good girl. Oh Crazy. Oh, I can't even imagine acting like this. I can't even imagine being this audacious If someone like if someone said it was getting late I would like have an Uber at the door. I'd be so nervous or embarrassed even back before ubers You did taxis or whatever. I mean this is just awful It's pretty bad co-version

Sure, I know, but this is different By the first time I looked at you spark This is different. There's been a bottle of bourbon between us. Yeah, this is different. We're drunk Chaos about self respect There's been a bottle of bourbon between us. Yeah, this is different. We're drunk. Chaos about self-respect. How the fuck are I going to agree with? Self-respect goes right out of the window. The second you agreed to come with me,

but I didn't agree to come off. Shut up and stop being such a tale. What's all this blibble blabble about self-respect? The war is on. This is different. The war is on. But I don't want to have sex with you. But this is different. The war is on. This is different. The war is on. But I don't want to have sex with you. But this is different.

The war is on. What happens just like that? He's laying it on the sick. Yeah, yeah. Are they kissing? Yeah, they're kissing. They're making out. I mean, when I say kissing, it is like, you know, pecking.

Are they laughing? Two people came behind them, two guys were walking in the park and they started laughing at the two that were making out. Oh, okay. Well, maybe we ought to sell some tickets. Now you're talking. Yeah. I'm going to go ahead and do it. I'm going to go. That's what I do. Yeah, come on, let's go to some place where we can get some privacy.

Yeah, I'll let you know. I'm a porn star. I'm a porn star. That's what I do. Yeah, come on. Let's go to some place where we can get some privacy. I'm a porn star. That's what I do. The Johnny's. Yeah, come on. Let's go someplace where we can get some privacy. Yeah, under the fence.

Where are they going to, by the way? I want to know where they went. Like, you don't see that, but where did they go? They go back to the barracks. The one thing they didn't show you all. I know. The one thing they didn't show me is where exactly did they get the privacy to have sex? They were in the park. And now they're in private

Let's go in this old outhouse at mr. Jones's place smells like shit, but it's a real fine place to have sex But what about my self-respect the war is on I know you want to have self-respect and all but it's the war What awful music to play by this here You're a piece of me. You'll never be listened to by anybody. You're just a girl So now they walk off and that's a private space that's who a private, wherever the private space is, but that's kind of like, that's what you see. You just see them, kind of, do all the off into the night. Okay. And then now comes the next morning, right?

Okay. Now she's gone. Hopefully she caught the train. Yeah, it'll maybe show that you're the train. Yeah, that was the whole fucking point. That was the whole fucking point is that she was going to make it to the train. Yeah. Don't worry about the whole fucking point. The whole fucking point is that she was gonna make it to the train. Yeah. Don't worry about the train, honey.

Walking's easier. So now he's back in the barracks. Wait, so he's already been on leave? Yeah, no, he's back in the barracks. He hasn't gone on leave yet. He goes on leave next Tuesday, by the way. That's where he's going to pick up his ticket. So there's some time

I'll say where you been all around I had myself a time I had myself a time I killed two women I had myself a time picked up some little snooze over at the train station took it back to the bar refused to take our home And then somehow we ended up having sex. I don't know The war is on Hey, did any war in half of the while I was gone? Any updates on the war was gone. No, okay. It's peace time Johnny. We just defeated Hila. Oh well go figure. I should probably call that girl back and give her a self respect What did you do don't tell me you sure did boy? Something nice do real nice Cheese

She got us Say you take a pro now and to time Take a pro take a pro. It's a pro like I think what he means is an antibiotic Oh To take did he just say no to tired maybe he'd take a pro is maybe it's a condom like yeah, that was too tired Yeah, maybe it's a cond a pro. Oh, she was only a kid clean as a whistle. She even a whistle can get 12. Even a whistle can get messy. Me and my boyfriend been sticking each other and sticking whistles up each other's asses for

months. It's actually quite pleasurable. I blow the whistle, the mouth, the noise comes out of his mouth. It's amazing. Even a whistle gets messy. What does that mean? Have you read him, Glenn messy whistle? I haven't. That's the stupidity I was. That's bad writing.

I mean, all of this is bad writing, but this is bad writing. Stop worrying. She was only a kid. Stop worrying is my dick, not yours. Ha ha ha. John, I'm worried about your penis. She's only a kid. She's nice and clean.

That's just gross. It's terrible. 1940 was a different time. Oh, God. Can you imagine saying this? I'm going to go back to my grandmother. I just got myself a clean kid. She's.

I wonder if she was a Wonder I mean honestly, I mean my grandmother was a cracker. I think from the from the moment she was born But I mean I can't imagine Astrid suffering any of this Yeah or anybody I know quite frankly all women. I know it pretty pretty pretty strong I know quite frankly, all women I know are pretty pretty pretty strong Wish you was staying around Oops my dick's like it What's that oops, I just heard a squeaking my cock

It's making a farting sad. I'm not entirely sure. Every time I go to pee I hit. But it's not out of my ass. It's coming from a dick. Can you do that easy? It's not under whistle. I love from the whistle. You know the sound when you get nails on the chalkboard, well, my dick is making that sound. I don't know. I don't know what happened, I. Sounds like a harmonica. Johnny. Johnny. My dick hurts. One of the middle of the night.

What time is it? What's the matter? Dickards What the hell's eating you it's my day It's rotting from the outside in it's crazy. I thought she was a clean girl. I'm to find out not true. I got a dose. I got a dose by ask. Sure. I got a dose. What a weird way of talking. I got a dose. A dose of chlamydia. What? You shouldn't have taken that dose Johnny I got a dose of a really strong LSD and I imagine I had some girls

Meanwhile I got all this sheep fur on my my cubes I'm not sure Either way I killed it at the end. I don't know what happened. All I wanted was mom to bake Virginia ham. And here I am with sheep fur on my cock. And a dead sheep outside the barracks. It's really strange.

Oh, well, it's the wall. The wall is on. Who cares? I've got a fine dust. You better go over to the dispensary. The dispensary? You better go over to the dispensary. You better go over to the dispensary.

You better go over to the dispensary. You better go over to the dispensary. You better go over to the dispensary. You better go over to the dispensary. some of that sticky. Sticky. Sticky. Stannable gummies. No. Get some gummies and some sticky. You just sweat it out for a couple nights. You'll be okay. Go to the outhouse. Pour some hot water down in there and get yourself a steam.

If your eyes turn yellow, it says here to gouge them out. That's what it says in the medical book. God tell the new one it says Johnny. Oh don't worry about it. You'll be blind dumb and deaf and no dumb. But at least if you go to the dispensary, you'll get some of that greeny weenie they've been talking about. At least if you go to the dispensary, you can be fully embarrassed in front of everyone. For a lost title tomorrow. Little. There is the front of everyone. For a little start tomorrow. Little, you ought to go over there right away. Maybe it's nothing at all.

Yeah, maybe it's... Maybe it's just that my cock started smelling like rotten eggs. Maybe this anal leakage has been having a long and I just started noticing it yesterday. I was feeling so good from this event. I was doing pushups and I didn't notice the green ooze coming out of my penis. Someone asked me if I fought it. I said, no, that's my dick. It smells really bad. But then again, I haven't had a bath in six months, so. Gotta get that fur a little.

So I can get home and get this to Jenny. The best girl in town. If I could just give it to Jenny Jenny then I won't have it anymore. She's the best girl in all of Bucston County. It just passes. I'm just, yeah, it just moves from one person to the other. She can deal with the battle, the war is on. We don't need women. Well, couple, the test shows Gunnery. That's a bad one. You don't want that.

You don't want Gunnery. Take it from someone who... How's it going to say? What happens? You get like an oozy dick, but the got a okay, but they got a rea can actually go to your brain Like that's the problem. Make you go crazy. Yeah, if it's left untreated. Well, that was syphilis too. I think all of them I'm just making shit up now What?

You know, I know you know, they happen to the other guy. It can never happen to you. Sit down. Let me make you feel worse about it, Jimmy. Sit out. That asshole, anyways. Yeah, he deserves it. Yeah, I agree. But I go swore she was all right.

She was so young. Just by looking at her. She was so clean. She was so young, so clean. Just by looking at her, I could tell. Oh my god. I can't even believe they're talking, I could tell. Oh my God. I can't even believe her talking about the poor girl.

Yeah, listen, it gets a little, like, it gets a little medical after this, and I'm not entirely sure that that's all that funny. I mean, I have four more minutes of it left, but I've listened to it. I'm not sure it's all that funny, so let's just leave it at that. OK, it's the wall, the wall is on. It gives a shit. It gives a shit if it's funny or not so let's just leave it at that. Okay, it's the war. The war is on.

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