The Commercial Break - Confirmed Pull!

Episode Date: February 20, 2023

Ever wanted a threesome? Of course, but someone is always going to feel left out. Fortunately Bryan & Krissy have found John Anthony Lifestyle to teach us about pulling threesomes. He can get 'em anywhere, even...the mall? All of our TCB listeners are trying to fuck more than one person at a time! Bryan paints a picture of his band's first show (besides the retirement home) Goth girls bring you nothing but trouble, Megan Fox included! Bryan’s so excited about Eric Andre and Emily Ratajkowski Sexy situations and...a little caprese? Threesomes hurt Bryan's feelings because he likes to be the star of the show!  TCB finds a couple to teach us how to get a threesome John Anthony Lifestyle and his extremely hot Brazilian girlfriend Pulling threesomes at the mall, an American pasttime All John Anthony wants is for his girlfriend to tell people how cool he is He's got 13,000 phone numbers in his phone and no one to call Carl needs this guy to chill! What better time to troll for threesomes than at Thanksgiving LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Did you get many spankings as a kid? Ah, as a kid? No. I-I-I-I-wait! Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute! That's not what I meant. I meant I was a little... I'm not-I never mind.

I'm sorry. That's not what I meant. I'm really embarrassed. On this episode of the commercial break. It's the mall directory. American Eagle outfitters, let's go! Every August they turn and burn the teenagers. Over there an evercromby and fitch, let's go! Pulled it!

Pulled it! Pulled it! Ugh! But three more bottles of woods! Pulled the customer services girl's phone number! A color amp will copy. Don't know real name. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. No party at the money! Ah yeah, cats again!

Welcome back to the commercial break. I am Ryan Green, this is my dear friend. And beautiful Gohost, Kristen, joy, hopefully, best to you, Kristen. Best to you, Brian. And best to you out there in the podcast universe. We are getting a repeated question over and over again. I'm asked TCB, and I think it's time to address the elephant in the room.

OK. How do I get fucked by more than one person at a time? Seems to be on the mind of almost every commercial break listener. Wow. So I think we're gonna have to tackle this in the only way we know how. With bad advice and uh, unfactual facts. Can't strap in kids. It's gonna be a good one. But before we get to the three-some conversation, let's talk a little bit about what's going on in the pop culture world of love, life, and the pursuit of happiness. Yes, let's do it. Because Megan Fox is taking a burn all the bridges approach to her relationship with Megan with machine gun Kelly apparently.

Yes, yes. I did see this. I did see this. What? Saking down our Instagram stuff. All they they showed up together at the Super Bowl. So I don't know what that is. They showed up together at the Super Bowl. After she took down the Instagram. Yes.

You're kidding me. Really? Yeah. What did I tell you about Megan Fox? What did I tell you about Megan Fox? Megan Fox, whenever you share blood with somebody, you're in a goth relationship. And those goth girls, while fun and bit,

are nothing but trouble. Nothing but trouble. It's intense. It's totally intense. It's the way that it has to be. It's like, it's so, they're so dark and dramatic that there's no possible great ending to the situation. It's always gonna end up in a shit show

where someone's feelings get absolutely banged around and it's usually not the goth girl. I'm just saying, this is coming from the mouth of someone who's experienced a lot of gothic girls. I lost my virginity to a gothic girl who then pretended she was pregnant for two weeks while I was grounded for the rest of my life. So, you know. Well, neither one of them seemed completely the picture of stability. No.

Please. And apparently he was the one that cheated. Who did he cheat on? They're saying he's the smartest. Yeah, the smartest. The smartest is the rumor. She does. She's pretty good looking.

Whatever a girl, a woman that you go to lay down with, puts on Portis head and wants to like candles and incense, strap in kids, you're in for a while, right? That's all I gotta say. That's all I'm saying. I remember that man. I love that man, actually. Good music to fuck to, by the way.

Yeah. I'll never forget when I was in 33-Willie or Chopper Jop, whatever band I was in at the time. I forgot about Chopper Johnson. Chopper Johnson. I'd play that music, but I don't think I'm legally allowed to. So I'm in Chopper Johnson. I think I'm legally allowed to. So, I'm in Chopper Johnson. I think I've told this story.

We're playing, this guy comes in, this famous producer, you know, the guy from Rush, right? The Rush tour manager slash producer that one of the bandmates knew comes in, listens to our new album that we've spent the last three months in a hole basically recording. I'm writing these songs on the fly.

I've just joined this band. I've walked in the door, I've sung a couple songs that night I'm living with them, and then all of a sudden I'm part of the band. We go into this two or three month intense writing process where we're writing all these songs, and we record like a nine-song album or something along the lines, right?

Not an album, but we record nine songs in the studio. Yeah, well, it's gonna be an album. We want it to be an album. You got some singles. We had some, you were putting out. We had nine songs that we felt like could make a good album, but we recorded them in our practice studio.

I mean, I feel like 10 could make an album. I feel like this day and age two could make an album. That's true. You know what I'm saying? Like two weekend songs as an album. So we were seven, two many. But anyway, so when we record this, we go through this two or three month intense process,

this music professional, like super professional, music industry guy that is friends with one of the band, bandmates. Your hopes were up. My hopes worked. Well, my hopes are never really up about anything. I'm kind of living a life of mediocrity. You know, I don't give a,

I'm always waiting for the other shoe to drop. But I figure that this is the day. We're all going to be judged and he'll give us some pointers, right? So he comes in, we press play, I walk out of the room because I just can't at this point listen to myself saying. Too nervous. Yeah, I'm too nervous. And we walk out of the room and we come back whatever it is 45 minutes later and he goes well guys It's absolute shite Guys this is bad guys this is bad The songs are you know the way you wrote the song and the just jumbled up and the chorus is how you really feel Yeah, it tells how you really feel he held no punches, but you can't was so deflated. No, you can't nobody's

He didn't have to give us the Simon Caltri. But no, he was Simon Calp and for Simon. You're a donkey and whatever, whatever, whoever told you you were good at singing should be persecuted for crimes against humanity. He says it's shite, guys. Really, you got to rework all these songs, right? There's a couple gems in here, but it's not really something that I would say go spend money on recording. Yeah, just completely burn it down and start it.

Yeah. And he says, the number one thing that you guys can do to get into fighting form, there's something there, but you got to get into fighting form, you got to go play live shows. You got to get out there, play these songs live, you'll feel them out on stage. It's really like a comedy, like people that do comedy. I felt like it was like Rocky Ford, that montage where he's climbing up the mountain and the Russians, you know. Oh, it's on fire.

Pew, desire, brilliance, drunk again. Because I just said, I just fucking, I just, I couldn't get on stage. I was just a shy little kid. Sure, and even in a shy little kid. But at that time, I didn't want to, you had only done a retirement home. I'd only done a retirement home. I'd played a lot to a few people.

So we go to this little tiny club in Atlanta. It's a jazz bar. And we're talking like a 20 seat bar, five tables, and a stage in the corner that barely fit a drum kit. So we put the drum kit on there and all of us stand in front of the stage, the rest of the band stands in front of the stage. Why were you on a jazz bar?

Don't even ask me because it was killing me. I think I had a piss if I went to the, see, jazz that night. It was the only, it was the only people. It was the only people who would, I don't trust me. There was no one to be concerned except for the bartender, who just kept rolling his eyes.

He was like, oh, God. I got to get a new job. Yeah. Exactly. Also, we were on it like, you know, we come on on it like 730 and the bartender even technically opened it till 10. So there was no fear of anybody hearing us. It was just a live show, something that somebody knew,

somebody somewhere and they said, yeah, sure, why not, come play for no money and before the bar opens. There was one girl that was sitting at the bar. One girl, smoky eyes, dressed in black head to toe, Doc Martin's on, you know, chain on her,

you know, chain on her wallet too. Yeah, the chain on her wallet too. Is she's the only person in the bar that is paying any attention whatsoever to what's going on. And I'm talking, there's like maybe five people in this bar, including the bartender. Okay. So everybody else is just annoyed that we're playing too loud. And she's just like, she's mesmerized by me. You can tell she's her head is just moving back and forth. She's fixated on me.

I'm incredibly drunk because I've been drinking tequila non-stop since foreign the afternoons. Pro liquid courage. I had to. And at the end of the night, we go home together. Seems like a perfectly lovely human being. Has a nice apartment, lives on her own. Is it like a nursing student or something?

I don't know what she's doing. I don't even remember it this morning. We walk in to her bedroom, and all I can see is the remnants of a lot of different burn down candles, incense holders, Morrissey posters. I mean, the whole nine yards, like this girl is goth to the core, right? Right.

And she says, I'm gonna put on some music, and she puts on Porta said, she turns off all the lights, She says, I'm gonna put on, I'm gonna put on some music. And she puts on Porta said, she turns off all the lights, she lights all of the half melted candles around the room, puts on some incense. And all I know is that before the end of the night, the girl has asked me to do some things sexually that I didn't even know were possible with the female form. If you know what I'm saying.

I don't want, even on the commercial break, I don't want, I'm even on the commercial break, I don't want to get this descriptive. But it included all five fingers. Let's just say that. It was rather, it was rough, right? It was rough and tough and rumble and she was looking for it. So I dated this girl for like,

I don't know, maybe I went on like seven dates with her, they all ended the same way. Candles, incense, Keela, hardcore sex. Okay. But it blew up spectacularly because the second that I went on stage on another performance where she was there and another person even pretended to have attraction to me, she flew off the handle. Oh, no.

And I mean, she flew off the handle. She was yelling at a girl in the crowd. You say, crowd, I mean, four people. She was yelling at a girl in this place where there were just a couple of people because that girl was like, wooing it up, what? Yeah, she was going, woo!

Yeah, you know? Great job, Lou! The singer's hot! You know, the whole nine yards. Buzzer. Buzzer. Buzzer. Every experience I've had with a goth chick, and this is not to paint all goth girls the same because there are some beautiful lovely goth girls that I know that I didn't sleep

with, but this like the drama is the name of the game. My personal experience leads me to believe that goth girls are looking for drama. They're looking for trouble. Megan Fox is out in the back, burning. Megan Fox is basically the girl that I dated. She saw someone else making eyes at her husband and she decided that she wanted to go and she said crazy by burning everything you ever want.

Why? Crazy. It's yeah, I mean those two, I had a feeling, I mean, you know, when they're just everywhere, because they were everywhere for a while. It was crazy. They came to Atlanta. They came to Atlanta. They had to be touching each other and loving each other.

They couldn't be apart for one second. Yeah, now it was so just wrapped up. We have all been there in that intense, borderline personality disorder relationship where the narcissist and the BPD just get together and they can't come apart because it's the life, the lifeblood, their energy is derived directly. Zongs are being dedicated. Zongs are dedicated.

The deepest drinking blood. Yeah, we've all been there, we've all felt it. We get like someone idolizes us. And then they pull back for one second and the whole world comes crumbling down. Love bombing. Love bombing, that's felt it. We get like someone idolizes us. Yes. And then they pull back for one second and the whole world comes crumbling down. Love bombing. Love bombing. That's exactly it.

And so I have a feeling that these two are love bombing each other for the last two years. But when I saw him at the Grammys and Us Weekly or whoever's doing the red carpet thing, they asked him to come up. He came up and then they asked, hey Megan, do you wanna come up? And machine gun goes, no, no, no, no, no.

She told me to do this one on my own. First of all, I didn't understand a fucking word the guy said. I'm sure he's a lovely human being, but I had no idea what he was talking about. I'm sure. I never have. Like, but I read something on their day that said that they were spotted coming out of marriage counseling,

and they had been in there for like two hours, and they marriage counseling. Both were visibly upset. I'm sure they did. I'm sure they did. Yeah. But they're trying to go into counseling. When you go to a marriage counselor,

things aren't going great, you know what I'm saying? Like, you come out visibly upset because there's problems in the relationship you're trying to fix. And by the way, the therapist's job is to open the wound and poke all around it, right? So this was bound to blow up at some point and whether or not they're together,

I have no idea if they showed up at the Super Bowl together. That was two days after she burned all the shit out in the backyard. So who really knows? But this, you know who's gonna end up with Megan Fox? Pete fucking Davidson's gonna end up with Megan Fox. That's what's gonna happen. I put dollars on it.

Of course, although hold on, the only reason I begged a different on this point is that he seems to go for like the nice, the sweet, the beautiful, but you know, like I'm just. Who did he date last? Well, it was Ariana Grande at one point. Okay. She seems kind of normal. Yeah, I mean, Kim Kardashian, I wouldn't know. There's no call her normal. I don't think I'm gonna call her like, God, she's like the

normal one in the Kanye relationship. So for sure. There you go. You could date a box of screws and be the normal one in the relationship with Kanye. You know what I'm saying? That guy is off his rocker. Yeah. What was the last one that you dated? I don't know, but it was another beautiful woman. What didn't he, wasn't he spotted with Emily Rattajowski for a second?

You know, Emily Rattajowski's dating? Who? Fucking Eric Andre. Eric Andre. Eric Andre. He's funny. I love Eric Andre. I love him too.

He's like a superhero to me, right? He's really funny. He's so stupid and his improv is so silly It reminds me of what the commercial when I watch something he does it reminds me of what the commercial break could be if we put any time or effort into it whatsoever But he's got the dad bod of dad bods. He is a total goofle. I know. I love it. I love Eric Andre. I didn't do. I love him. But he's now.

He's just set out a picture on Instagram where he's laying naked on a couch. And she's taking the picture, but there's a wall of mirrors behind her. So she's naked in the picture. It's like holy fucking shit, dude. Emily Radajowski is undoubtedly one of my celebrity crushes. She is super gorgeous. But again, that Emily read a jasky. Every time she gets into a relationship, something seems to go speck tank.

Not saying it's her fault, it takes two to tango, but something does seem to go dramatically wrong every time she's in a relationship. I guarantee Pete Davidson, it's somewhere in the mix, getting ready to pounce on one of these two women. He's gonna get back with Emily or he's gonna go for Megan Fox because you know that's just the way

that Pete Davidson rolls. It's soon as someone flies off the tree, he is grabbing the low hanging fruit. That is how Pete works. And God bless you, sir. God bless you. Him and that who's the other one who's on a roll? Who's Lisa Bonet? She's also dated like four of the hottest men on our...

She's beautiful though. She is gorgeous. Yeah, I think that anybody that dates Lisa Bonnet, you can't say I'm dating up when you're Lisa Bonnet because there's not much else, there's nowhere else to go. She is gorgeous and has been since like 1987. How is that possible? I know. Her and Lenny Kravitz, they look like they're, you know, I don't know.

Like never a day. Like they go to sleep in a cario-genic tank or something. I know. It's like what Michael Jackson wanted to happen. Yes. They're really doing. You know what I'm saying? The result of Michael wanted.

They're getting. And I'm not really sure how. I know. I think it has to do with Jamaica and a lot of weed or something. It's the day both. It's the day both. Wasn't she living in like the... Well, he definitely has his place in Jamaica.

Yeah, wasn't he living like in the rainforest of Hawaii with the... Momosa. Momosa. Mimosa. Mimosa. They're like swinging from vines. The most is their part of it too.

Yeah, swinging from vines and eating pineapples right out of the tree. I mean those people are like, they're living the fucking life. We're doing something wrong. I know. I mean, Lenny Kravitz, quite frankly, hasn't had a hit song since 1997.

But. But he's in every Bahamas commercial living the life. He will always be. I know. A big draw. That's the thing. You got to come from a small country, a small community that really supports you

and has a very low cost of living. And then even your seven hits that you had back in the 90s can propel you to king style living for the rest of your natural form life. And he's a hero down there. And quite frankly, when I was a teenager, when I was a chopper Johnson type, Lenny Kravitz was like, I liked his music at that time.

I liked his music, and I kind of wanted to be Lenny Kravitz. You know what I'm saying? I wanted to be that guy. I was the jeans with the victory. The below hanging jeans. The victory. Yeah. Victory. V. Unfortunately, I never had a victory. I have sunglasses on and just blaring against our. Yeah. Just blaring against our. Are you gonna throw my pants at me? And then he also was romantic too. Oh yeah. The ballads and uh-huh. Baby.

And then he also was remanzied too with the ballads and I mean if you can't if you're singing that song the way that Lenny Kravitz sings it and you can't get yourself into a Three-Sum you're doing something wrong. Oh, you know he's doing it. So here's my first advice Anybody wants to figure out how to do a three-Sum get a Lenny Kravets get Lenny cravets to join the group. You're gonna be having sex with lots of people don't worry about it. I'm limited to three. No you're good. 10 unfortunately you'll get paid no attention to but you'll be there and there's a take. It'll be there. I'm picturing like satin puffy pillows. Oh yeah. I love the place. A couple more candles for sure. Yes. I'm picturing like satin puffy pillows. Oh yeah. I love the place. The couple more candles for sure. Yes. I'm picturing this huge estate overlooking the crystal blue

water of the Bahamas. Yes. Dolphins jumping, you know, breaching the water in the background. You know, with speed curtains flying out of the open doors. Yes. infinity bathtub that overlooks the ocean Lenny laying there with a seven and a half foot dick. Baby, it's over to the top. Absolutely, the wispy curtains just added the look You're further. And then there's all hundreds. There's a pair of linen pants that have been discarded.

Totally. But you'll throw those on. They're hanging on. They're hanging on a hanger, swappily. There's like 50 naked women. Fresh flowers everywhere. 30 naked guys. Yeah. Pineapples just sliced everywhere.

Fresh tomato, cherry tomatoes. Cherry tomatoes. I don't know what cherry tomatoes. Sounds like something you would have in a sexual fantasy. Fresh moot-sarell. You're so cool. You're a little compressed, is that it? A little crumb-a-blue.

You know, when I think of sexy situations, I think of a wedge salad. It's a bacon-bits. I can get into the bacon-bits. Yeah, not for 10 bacon-bits, the kind you find. The real bacon-bits. Still the ones in. Yeah, not for 10 bacon bits, the kind you find. The real bacon bits. Still the ones in the back, but the real bacon bits. I'm trying to fool me restaurant. I know what you're up to.

Price of pork is outrageous. You're buying crispy bacon bits on the open market. So yeah, you get Lenny involved and you're going to have 50 women and 50 men all men that have sex with Lenny You can't know if they know attention to maybe the guys at the back of the line will pay attention to you because they're just waiting I'm waiting online You've seen those like the gang bang videos where the guys are like waiting in line just like yanking themselves off None of them are hard because they have to wait three hours and sex with them

I've seen some of these gang bang videos and I'm like, this just sounds like the, this looks like the most unsexy thing ever. It's 50 guys, all of which have super dadbots or worse. They're all pulling their little puns trying to get hard. And this woman looks like she's miserable. It's just, I saw that. I don't, I'm not into gang bag videos, but I saw like the woman who did the most amount of men in one at one time. It was like, yeah, it's not sexy. No, there was like a lot of, there were doctors on hand, it was just a whole thing.

It was like, well I hope so, they're being safe. Yeah, I hope she got paid a lot of money. Anyway, question keeps on coming up, time and time and time again, the ass TCB. I'll give you the ass TCB specifically that kind of put me on the hunt here because we've had this question at least four times in the last two months,

maybe five or six in kind of a different way, right? But one woman asks, and I won't say her name because I didn't ask for permission, but I recently got interested in, hey, TCB, I recently got interested in swinging, but I want my man to accept another man in the bedroom. How do I approach this? Another woman asks,

I'm really interested in getting another woman involved in my sexual relationship with my longtime partner. How do I approach that? Another woman asks, if you were approached by the right woman, would you and Astrid consider having a threesome? I'll tell you right now that ain't happening. But I'm too old for that. I've got kids. You don't have threesome when you're a kid. Unless you're one of those like, you know, put the pineapple in the grocery cart. Well, as you've got a couple of homes and a nanny that's taking care of the kids

in another state. Yeah, unless you're Lisa Bonet and then you grab it. Exactly. You don't have three, so when you have kids, I can barely have a one-some-one on the kids, let alone a three-some. Did I ever tell you the story about how I got approached to be in a, like a couple, like a thrupple.

Okay. No, I don't think so. Working at a restaurant, of course I was. That's what I did for the first, you know, 15 years of my working life. But I was working in a restaurant like this pizza kitchen and I was young. I was 18 years old. And there was this guy, he was older. He's probably in his 30s.

He had like a receding hairline. He was kind of pudgy. You know, he's kind of like an average white Joe, right? Okay. But nice enough guy, he was kind of pudgy. You know, he's kind of like a average white Joe, right? Okay. But nice enough guy, who was really weirdly and strangely into UFC very early on, like we're talking like the first year or two of the UFC, he was very strangely into this sport

in like kind of a weird way, where he like knew the dimensions of the guys and which kicks they did and how long their legs were. I mean, it was like, he knew all the stats, right? So a couple of times he invited me over to come and watch the UFC fights that they only had at that time on video cassette or DVD, or pay-for-view, right? And so one time I took him up on the situation

and there were a couple people at this restaurant actually that were into UFC. It was really weird. But so I take this guy up and for the first time in my entirety of knowing him, which had been at this point maybe a year, I go to his house, his apartment, and he has a wife. And no one knew this and never said anything to never ring on. But he had a wife and she was there. And we watched him UFC and he rolled up a couple of dubies and we smoked and I had a little bit of,

you know, I think I might have had a beer. I didn't was on a big drinker before I was 21, but I might have had a beer or two in this, in this from this evening. Yeah. We watched these UFC videos and then we get done and everyone's blasted. I mean, we're nice and high.

We're toasty, right? And the wife in the situation had left the room while the UFC videos were on, but after they were over, she came out and she was asking if I'd like to watch another movie. And I was like, sure, I guess I'm fucked up. Like, I don't think I'm going anywhere. She put in a porn, a porn movie

with two guys and a girl in a threesome. It didn't take me but that's a one way to be subtle. Chrissy, it didn't take me but two minutes to realize what was going on here because he was sitting on this side of the couch and she got on that side of the couch and then I was like, uh, I could have this movie great. I could have been totally high and just inter-mpreting this, but it's not very often. You meet somebody for the first time and they say, Hey, do you want to watch a porn movie with me?

So I called a cab. That was always my default position. I got to go. There's an emergency. How do you know there's an emergency? You don't even have a cell phone. My page or just went off. I got to go.

Got to sell some drugs. I'll talk to you later. Yeah. 9-1-1. 4-2-0-9-1-1. Call me back. Call me back. The danger just went off. I gotta go, gotta sell some drugs. I'll talk to you later. Yeah, nine to one one. 420, nine one one. Call me back, call me back. Pagers kid, look it up. It's like, Google it.

Pagers were cool for about five years and then they went out to stop. Three Sims for me in my experience and I've been in a couple of them. Three Sims for me, and I've said this many times on the show before, didn't necessarily boost my ego. It wasn't the funnest thing in the world for me.

Don't get me wrong. It was fun to be in bed with two women at the same time and have double the fun, double the pleasure, all the other greats. It was visually stimulating. Visually stimulating. But maybe not. And physically stimulating for the couple of minutes

I could hang in there. But once I was done, it quickly became apparent that I was not the center of attention in this particular situation. As once I was done, it quickly became apparent that I was not the center of attention in this particular situation. As a matter of fact, the first time I had a threesome was with two girls who were staying at my house for the Olympics because they didn't have a house to stay at. So we invited some random strangers. They slept in my bed. One morning, girl comes out of the shower with just a towel on, drops the towel, and then all of a sudden, I don know we're in a threesome

But when I was done when I was finished I left the room to clean myself up and I kind of got locked out of the room I was a very lucky crags list. I had you Kidding me. This is the most ins I have been through a lot of crazy stuff in my life mainly because I am open to doing anything and stupidly open to doing anything we invited these women who were doing anything and stupidly open to doing anything. We invited these women who were downtown for the Olympics. They were in the elite modeling booth that happened to be in the same parking lot.

This is that, yes, okay. And we met these girls the first night that this particular like marketplace was open the South Door marketplace where we were also working me and my friend. And me and my friend lived 47 minutes away from downtown. We lived in a house where we shared a bedroom. We didn't even have our own bedroom.

Me and my best friend were living in a same room that was about 40 by 40. Well, these girls... Is there a shared bed? Are you that separate beds? That we had separate beds. But it was like one on this wall and one on that wall. You know what I'm saying?

We were like looking at each other while we were sleeping. So these girls come and then they explain that they have no place to stay because the person who was supposed to put them up, the elite modeling agency person, never codified the reservations and there was no hotel to stay at. We offered our place because they were elite models. That's why. Yes. And it turned into just this crazy shit show for like eight days with drugs and alcohol and lots of sex.

It was the Olympics. It was the Olympics of threesubs. And I did not place gold silver or bronze just letting you know. Zero point zero. So anyway, fast forward. I basically got kicked out of the th three some and it didn't feel very good Then there was another time during the Olympics where I had a threesome with the girl that I was loosely dating and Also one of our friends. I mean excuse me after the Olympics when one of our of with loosely dating with one of our friends

And that also turned into a shit show because the two girls got together and I was left alone of our friends and that also turned into a shit show because the two girls got together and I was left alone. Yeah. So my experiences aren't necessarily, they may not be indicative of most experiences, but they are my experiences. So I don't have a lot of great advice about threesomes. What I will say is communication, communication, communication. Exactly.

You got to communicate all around. You have to make sure that you and your partner are absolutely on the same page about this because any form of miscommunication before, during, or after a threesome is going to lead to hurt feelings and bad emotions. That's correct. I've seen it happen. Yeah.

Me too. But other people, yeah, and it's not good. We've seen it in our own friendship circles. Like, it's a bad thing. And what most of you can have. Sounds fun at the time. Sounds great. Until your husband's crying in the corner

Or your wife or your wife That's right and so now this first person who wrote us says they she wants to figure out how to get her Husband to get in bed with another husband she wants to be What they might refer to as spit roasted. Oh, okay. Well what this is just with another man, one other man. She has a couple swaps or something. No, she has a husband. She just wants to bring in another man. Okay. Well, I would say has she said this to you? Probably not.

I mean, or even like you brought up the porn watching, I mean, maybe she could introduce this as well. Oh, I really like this. This turns me on ease in that. You got to let your husband know this is a fetish of yours. And if he's like, oh god, this is awful, then you're gonna have a tougher time. If she thinks this is awful,

if he says, I'm there, no way I'm bringing another dick into the bedroom, you gotta get a divorce immediately. Right, right. That's right. Brought to you. It has to be advice, just get a lawyer. I don't have any clue, honestly, I think there's probably more hangups

about bringing another guy into the bedroom. Obviously, it doesn't take genius to figure out that most hetero guys are going to be, have a real objection to bringing in other guys into the bedroom because they're gonna think that means gay stuff, right? But that's not necessarily what it means. They might feel threatened.

Our egos are shattered. I mean, we're just like, we have no tolerance for pain. Yeah, men have no tolerance for pain. Yeah, men have no tolerance for pain. We're fragile little creatures. But like Faberier eggs, waiting to be cracked. So I think you got to really communicate about this one. And if you don't want a man on man play, like if that's not what you're looking for specifically,

if you're looking for man on man play in front of you, you're certainly gonna have to have a long conversation with your husband about that. But she doesn't really specify, so maybe there's something that I'm just with her. Yeah, maybe we're not like reading in between the lines here. Maybe he is okay with this, and she just doesn't know how to say, okay, let's go do it. Yeah, bro, it's the subject. So I think it really depends on what your intention is for the end result. If the end result is, you know is 21 EPMs all over you

and no one touches each other except for, just like kind of heterosex, I don't know, just say, hey, listen, I'm under this. Yeah, there's a whole genre called Cuckolding that's pretty popular where guy watches another guy, fuck his wife, I don't know. So there's plenty of ways to bring this up. Yeah, we're in the cuckolding too.

I just have to cry and I just cry outside the bedroom. Please let me in. Sadie, honey. Getting a new quote from the poor boy. The pulls outside. I can see it through the window. No problems. Oh yeah, Jose.

Yeah. Oh yeah, Jose. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Oh. Communication, communication, communication. But since Chrissy, you and I are neither experts on this. We're not experts on anything.

We're not experts on anything. Not anything. It's for mediocre comedy podcasts. That we got on lock. Other stuff, not really sure about. But. I think we're experts in redoing the show. We are experts in recording nothing. We are experts in wasting fucking time. That's

what we are experts at. That's a different story for a different show. So I thought I'd bring in some help on this one. Okay, it sounds like a good plan. G-C-B Hey everybody out there in the podcast universe, it's time for the dreaded commercial break inside the commercial break. It's season number four, you've heard it all before, so let's get to it quickly. You can text us or leave us a voicemail at 1-855-TCB-8383. Questions, comments, concerns or content ideas? Send them to 855-TCB-8383.

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Thanks again for being part of the TCB family. Now let's hear from those sponsors and we'll be back to this episode of the commercial break. Without further ado, I was trolling on the internet. As you too. As I do like to do and I came across a a couple who's gonna teach us how they have approached three sims in the past. How they've gotten three sims.

This is perfect. They've pulled the three sims. A real expert. Real experts. Real life. You brought in the big guy. That's right. I brought in John Anthony lifestyle, which sounds like you're about to buy bedding from

the Macy's department. Well, what it really means is you're going to buy bedding from the Macy's department. Well, what it really means is you're going to learn how to get a couple extra dicks in your bed. John Anthony likes that. I'm a person of fond. I know. He probably paid some of the lot of money for this. Sad.

John Anthony lifestyle. They're going to talk to us about the reasons. it's about three sims. What's up guys, John Anthony here with my lovely lady. Okay, hold on, I know you hate when I pause the video too quick, but I got to point something out. For those of you got to go to youtube.com slash the commercial break to watch this because this looking at John Anthony should tell you everything you need to know

about John Anthony. But what's most impressive to me about this video is it's him and his girl sitting on a couch in their john anthenny lifestyle tank tops on the bottom of the screen is a graphic that just showed up it says john anthony international dating coach over thirteen hundred women in thirty plus country's in 30 plus countries, he's putting his statistics. Wow. He's putting his statistics. That's amazing.

Brian Green, 1.3 women in two Northwest Georgia counties, three children in a Barkey dog. Oh, my. Brazil. And we wanted to. Oh, wait, let me rewind that because I like how he has to show off that he's got a Brazilian girl right? What's up guys?

John Anthony here with my lovely lady in Brazil and we wanted to give oh we're rocking the new John Anthony lifestyle Apparel we bought her a few different colors. I have white and black. What a hype man. He is Wow, I really want to go a few different colors, and white and black. What a hype man he is. Wow, I really wanna go. By the way, is he wearing a women's version of that shirt? I'm just wondering. It's the most ill-fitting tank top I've ever seen. First of all, second of all, not sure

you're supposed to tuck the tank top in, but okay. It is sweatpants. You've got a ducky sweatpants on. You gotta see this. He's got two watches on too on. You gotta see this. He's got two watches on too. I've seen this a lot lately. Like, people with two watches won on each wrist.

I don't know what's going on. So we'll be sporting these on some future videos. Oh great, we're all on. He's got white and blah. I'll subscribe just for that. Okay, so we wanted to go over how we were able to pull a three sum from the mall and we wanted to go over taking one down from Tinder, okay, two new three sums. We haven't done the exact count, but it's like 22 or 23 new three sums.

We haven't done the exact count, but it's 22.33 sums of your bad. Wait, I mean, tender, I get, because you're already on a dating app, but from the mall. Yeah. We've got somebody at the mall. Yeah. So pretty dear to a 23. Yeah. Yeah.

You questioning my abilities? I've had over 1,300 plus women in over 30 countries. Email me to tell me when an asshole I am. He never specifies what he did with those 1300 women. Then when do we start? I started dating her in February and I think we had our first three summons in like May. What was it February. May? What was it like, May?

So in like six or seven months, we've had like 22 or 23 new threesomes. So, okay, the one in the mall. The mall is dragging me up. Here comes John Anthony. A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A He says, I haven't been at the mall trolling for tails since I was 15. The fuck are you doing? I don't think I've been to a mall. I know I ain't supposed to a mall anymore. It is the in Brazil or the girlfriend is from Brazil.

I don't know. She didn't even see it in them left respect for his girlfriend to say her name. He just says it's my girl from Brazil. He just says they're, he recognizes them by country. So we're walking around, right around with the pandemic and shit, but they have some limited bars and stuff like this open. But we're walking around and we saw a cute blonde chick

okay, working on a makeup store. And we're- Cute blonde chick, working in a makeup store. Yeah. This is getting creepier by the minute. I mean, it was creepy enough to put your stats up on the fucking video and call your girlfriend Brazil because that's where she's from.

Also, he's talking about it. You know, I was the pandemic. You know the pandemic and shit. Really locked down my dick for a couple months there. Still had 23, three sons and six months. Those are pandemic numbers. I just wanna let you know that. Would have been a lot better.

And we all have been able to take our masks off They would have been able to see my great beard and my John Anthony Takeoff John Anthony here And he talks so softly with the pandemic and shit. I was only able to pull 23 new three sums from the mall I got this hot 18 year old, it does makeup. To suck my girlfriend's tits, it was awesome. It's number 24. Not that we're counting.

It was the play by play of the mall. Oh yeah. This one, she's like, let's get a coffee because she's like, tell, tell like your viewpoint on how I am in public. Because she's not used to mass approaching. She was never called approaching before me. And she never had a threesome before me.

And now she's had more threesome with girls and you have even sucked with guys. She says. Tell them how awesome I am. Tell them how cool I am. Tell them. Tell them. Hey Brazil.

Tell them. Tell them how awesome I am. For tell him hey Brazil tell him Tell him the awesome. I mean tell him what I'm like out in public Tell him how much tail I can pull tell him tell him First of all John Anthony you would have never gotten anybody in bed had you not had the beautiful Brazil next to you Karen to you Second of all you got to find new stomping grounds, bro. It's just creepy. The girl waking working at the makeup stand at the mall is almost certainly under the age of 21 years old. I could guarantee it.

So tell what it's like when I'm like, I'm public and all that stuff. Chris, tell them what it's like when I'm like, I'm public and like, like, like, like, tell them, tell them how awesome, tell them how it's like when I'm like out in public like like like like Tell them tell them how awesome tell them how big my dick is You're going back to Brazil if you know tell them she's like Girls girls girls. It's like oh my god. You see a girl and he sees a girl and he's like It's like kind of like a lot Well Thank you. Thanks for jumping in there Brazil

She's like he's pounding on every girl he sees he's like a lot. He's talking to every woman, he's looking at every woman. Quite frankly, it's very disrespectful. Maybe I'll she's gorgeous. She's gorgeous. Yeah, I'm like, I've conditioned. He gets very excited about like, when he sees a girl and like, he goes to a broat and it's like, how we need to talk to him,

we need to talk to her. And sometimes you're like, he even like, walking down the street to talk to girls, which is so funny. Yeah, we did that today. It's so funny. It's so funny. He's a predator. This is a future.

Yeah, this is a future disgruntled X Y right here. Right here. All of this stuff that's wonderful right now is gonna come out in the divorce hearing. Yeah, not so funny when she's taking you to the cleaners, because you know what? You, John Anthony, don't deserve a woman like this. No way.

I'm a street. Yeah. Actually, let's just tell the makeup story and then we can tell in a couple other videos. We can tell out two stories. So, so you see this girl, my close up- We gotta be purpose content, repurpose, repurpose. Well, I got to give you an opportunity

to tell them four times how awesome I am. So we're going to do other videos about this one particular interaction. Pro sure, I've just conditioned myself to approach like every single attractive girl I ever see in public. Yeah, I have almost 13,000 followers in my phone. I would be like, get the fuck away from me

if this guy approached me. Weirdo. This is the smallest penis I have ever seen without seeing a penis. He just had to tell you that he has 13,000 women's phone numbers in his phone. I have one. It's my wife's.

And that's the only one that I pay attention to. Why? Not because I believe monogamy is the best way. Do whatever makes you feel good. You want a cold approach or a massive approach or whatever the fuck is going on in this video? Cool bro, but I don't have to share with everybody every single sexual interaction I have.

Because you know what? I left those stories at the mall when I was 15! Oh my god. To dish myself to approach like every single attractive girl I ever see in public. Okay, I have almost 13,000 funnab my phone which is a little ridiculous guys are like are those all girls? I'm like yeah 99.9% like I know other people besides Sharon from Sharon from Istanbul

Diana from Russia. I know it just doesn't even say that just as Istanbul Russia But I got three Russians in my phone. I guess I'll just pick one up. Dude, are all those girls in your phone? Dude, I got over 13,000 girls in my phone. First of all, you could absolutely be lying about any of those. Totally. And I know we did.

Second of all, I could put anything I wanted into my phone. I could put 13,000 girls' names in my phone. I think if you go into his phone, everyone in those numbers is like 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. I mean besides, what is he showing? Yes, he's showing other guys his phone. Look, this is Scrolet. Scrolet. Scrolet.

Scrolet. Hey bro, you want to see how cool that is? Scrolet. Scrolet. Scrolet. Are all these women? Let's go ahead. Let's go. Are all these women? That's another one. Yep.

All female names. Not going to find any dick in my phone. 13,000 names. I'm out of time, this guy. This says customer service rep at MasterCard. Ha, chick. I could tell over the phone, I pulled her. I pulled her.

I did the cold mass approach Pulled it good keep scrolling keep scrolling go ahead This has Papa John That girl's got a voice you would fuck up tell any what right now I called approached I heard her two pizzas and a hot pussy I got it I got got it, pulled it, pulled it. I got to change my stats on the YouTube channel, 13,001. That's stupid. Pulled it, keeps going, keeps going.

Dude, this is operator. You get a different chick every time. It's awesome. That counts for 100. Any time I need some pussy, I just call the operator. Nice thing. Connect me with pussy. Pulled it. I'm sure you have the 13,000 numbers. So, and I always tell you guys, is a little side note that you're gonna close

at a high level about 10% of your phone numbers. Okay, so I recently just said 13,000. I mean, it closed about 10% of your phone numbers. You are the best sales person on earth. Let me tell you something. Of all the cold opens I've done in my sales career, I've closed less than one percent. That's not true.

Don't listen to this guy. You can't get 10% of the win. What are you doing too? Like it's a sales thing, like you're buying lists. Like let me, there's like a service out there that sells you numbers and you're like, like, but the guy is gonna be about 10% of your numbers. He hits the mall directory.

And he's like, American Eagle outfitters, let's go. Every August they turn and burn the teenagers over there at Evercrawby and Fitch, let's go! Pulled it! Pulled it! But three more bottles of woods! Pulled the customer service's girlfriend number. I call her AmboCrawby, don't know real name. This 1,300 and it's kept pretty steady to the 10% mark.

Another advanced guy's can confirm that as well. So what happened? I'm like, talking to him. What? He's confirmed what? You got witnesses on standby? What's going on? Confirm.

Confirm kill. Pulled it. It's a confirmed poll, confirmed Paul. Confirm, confirmed it. Hey girl, it's me Carl. Even I say stay away from this guy. I don't know what he's talking about. And I do it for the Lord. I got the big guys out don't know what he's talking about. And I do it for the Lord.

I got the big guys out there. You know what I'm saying? And I think this guy's an asshole. So from Carl to everybody else, put down your victory these, settle down. This guy is a walking crab distributing machine. He's had sex with every girl that works at Annie's pretzels.

He's retarded. He's retarded. He's had 31 Poles straight from Basque and Rob is 31 flavors. He said 31 polls straight from Basque and Rob. He just goes over here and looks for the new girls working. It's confirmed. Full. 31 confirmed polls. All right, but this is Carl saying stay away from this jackal.

You know what I'm saying, girl? No, it's just saying. All right, that's how it's going. It's something some nude photo. Drop some cash off at your front door, no, we're. Love you. If one Carl thinks you're creepy, you're in a whole new territory. Some nude photo drop some cash off at your front door nowhere If one car all things your creepy you're in a whole new territory Point of view so we walk past the girl you were like no, let's get coffee in a one minute and go a 13 minute video. This guy is gold.

I love his things. Like, and you said, no, let's just go get some coffee. That means there was like morning, maybe. That's right. Or she clearly wants nothing to do with this. Yeah. She's like, could you put your, could you put your dick down for a second? Please, let's just go get some coffee.

John, do we really need to have three Viagra with our canelope every morning? First of all, second of all, I want to point something out. This is Frankie B, 30 years ago. Oh my God. Oh, that out there. We may have found the new Frankie B. Hold on, we'll reserve judgment.

Hey, and then we were just kind of like looking at her. Like, damn, we should fucking talk to her, right? We had our coffee in that. reserve judgment and then we were just kind of like looking at her like damn we should fucking talk to her right we had our coffee and that we were just like damn we should fucking talk to her right and Brazil over here is the D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D- working at shoe locker over the summer to get money for college. Confirmed, full, confirmed, full. Wow. What a man. What a man. We went over and what was like the opening thing?

I think I asked her, was there like Black Friday specials? Cause that's what I was like, yeah, it was like before break Friday, right? It was like just after. No, I have never been so bored hearing about how you're pulling 23 at Thanksgiving. I think giving them a lot of Friday Friday Friday. Who's right after black Friday?

I don't want to get into the details. I don't want to stop you on the minutia. Black, black Friday. I don't want to get into the details. I don't want to stop you on the minutiae. They're like this black Friday. We asked her about black Friday. If we asked her about black Friday, that was your opening line. You got 20% off that mascara. What about your black Friday? I fuck you.

I fuck you. Can I pull you? Okay, I'll just take the 20% off the mascara. Sorry, no, no, no, no need to call security again. I'm out. I thought she was new. I'm sorry. Call me. I'll be waiting.

Oh, yeah, just after breakfast. And then you're like to ask when she was, no, there is no more feels for Breck Friday. But she was kind of like being very sympathetic. So she kind of want to talk to us too. She wanted to make a sale. Yeah, she wanted to make a sale. That's what a customer service rep does

at the makeup counter in the middle of the mall. They're 18 and they're eager to please their boss. They're trying to make a sale. They're not trying to get it. They don't want to buy a John Anthony lifestyle t-shirt, okay? I was trying to like to talk to me like also because I don't know when he wears makeup. What's that? Because I'm the one that wears makeup. Um, I don't know when he wears makeup. What's that? Because I'm the one that wears makeup. Ha ha ha ha.

That was a good joke. Confirmed pull. Confirmed pull. That's definitely the name of the devil. Yes. I came like sharing information stuff and she was like trying to be cool to meet you. Yeah. And she was like really, uh And she was really into us maybe.

Well, she's just like seeing. One big sign that like, shut up for a second. Yeah, that's right. And she's such a mouth. And I said, it's bothering everybody in Brazil. She had brought England on this video. That struck me when she said, you guys are a beautiful couple. Right? So I've already seen it on. Whenever they're saying that, plus we are both giving me the eyes. That struck me with she said you guys are a beautiful couple right so I already

Seen on never they say like that plus we are both kind of like giving the eyes like you know we want to fuck you basically First of all you're a beautiful couple means she's beautiful. Yes, that's what that means Yeah, cuz he's not. Big Bill, this guy is not good looking, by the way. I mean, he's not bad looking. Yeah, he's mean. He's not good looking. Yeah, he's beautiful.

This guy is like Brian level good looking, right? I'm not walking into the mall and just pull and tail because I'm walking. I have to make an effort. This guy is going up to the makeup counter with his Smoking hot girlfriend who is just gorgeous There's no one on earth that doesn't want to fuck this girl man woman otherwise. There's a sexual

A sexual amoeba grows an erection for this kind of girl. You know what I'm saying? Okay, and how he got her I have no idea. I think it probably has something to do with her. Maybe her I wanted a green car This is 90 day fiance. This is 90 day fiance sister wives and Love is blind love is blind all the world into one for sure All right, I know I There's not it. There's so much more So we'll get back to it on the next episode of course we're going to yeah Because we didn't even get there one minute of this video. Oh my god. There's a it's a 17 minute video We're four minutes in and I started at the two minute mark because there's an intro that would just put you to sleep, but anyway

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