The Commercial Break - Crowdfunding Corey

Episode Date: December 14, 2023

If any of you ever contribute to Corey Feldman’s crowdfunding efforts, we truly wonder what’s wrong with you. Then again, you do listen to TCB. Chevy Chase Compuserve Tow truck conference circuit Kristiani Hoadley! We want a conference based reality show Back to Corey Feldman’s musical adventure They’re singing a cover Lace up leather pants It’s giving Tom Sandoval Off the bat this is not good When Bryan says it’s 33P level, you know it’s bad A chorus kick line? Why not! Honestly…you just need to listen to this Adn go for it baby! Corey & Drew Barrymore went on a date back in the day You remember?! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Call 626.ASK.TCB3 and leave us a voicemail Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Producer & Audio Editor: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D**

You're upset because you're jealous. Period. Jellies, what? You're ugly, leavens. No, no, no, no, no. No. You said ugly, leavens, ugly, leavens. On this episode of The Commercial Break.

What kind of contract did they have to sign to get up there and dress like that and sing for you in that weird strange song that you put together? I mean, this is so wrong in so many ways. I don't even actually... The doubtful mean pay for that? I think crowdfunding did pay for that, so fuck you to anyone that put money into Cory's crowdfunding. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. The third in the morning! Oh yeah, Kazugets, welcome back to the commercial break.

I'm Brian Green, this is the director of Dacerly Needs. Chris, enjoy, hopefully best of you, Chris. That's Steve Ryan. And best of you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us. You know, I've told the story so many times on the commercial rig about me falling off stage when I was in that band. I just couldn't see what was going on. And the 15 shots of Tchaikovsky

at the time probably didn't help either, but I felt right off the stage. And the beloved smoke machine. Yes, there was too much smoke on stage. But I told you guys, crank it up, maybe. There's nothing quite like a smoke machine in a rock show. I'm picturing you coming out, like coming out of smoke. Oh, yeah. Coming out out of smoke. Oh yeah.

Coming out of the smoke. No one could see five feet in front of their face, because also at that time you could smoke inside the bars. So everybody was smoking. I think I was smoking cigarettes on stage actually. And my bandmen persuaded it. They were like, that's your inch, German. And I'm like, I'm fucking, it's my instrument.

I get to do what I want with it. And I parted the sea, I parted the smoke, and then I just went right off stage. It fell down. There was no one in the audience to catch my fall. There was one guy who stepped aside to make sure that I fell without hitting him. I know, I'm fixing that guy, man.

Like that one guy. Yeah. Yeah. Like moving all the way. Excu-chimey. Excu-chimey. Excu-chimey. Look out below. So I'm just reading this story about, first of all, I do this, I interrupt myself in

half sentences, but first of all, Chevy Chase is an international superstar, maybe not lately, but he is a famous human being. I'll never ever. Forever. If he just did the vacation movies. He would be like one of the most famous people on earth because those are some of the funniest, stupidest, goofiest movies ever.

It's like the commercial. Fletches well. Oh, Fletches great. Sad in a night life. Even though he's only on for like a season and a half, but sad in a night life. I mean, the guy, he was in that one video, you know, with Simon and Schuster.

Simon the Garfunkel. He was in Paul Simon. If you call me a bit, bit it when you call me, you can call me out. Call me out. Right, call me out. And so he's just like, he's such, so omnipresent when you talk about a certain type of comedy.

And he was really known in Saturday Night Live for his pratfalls, he'd walk in and then he'd fall down and he'd really known in Saturday Night Live for his prat falls, he'd walk in and then he'd fall down and he'd hit something. So he is now doing like the convention circuit. He went to something called like the Christmas con or whatever it is. Oh, okay, yeah. In New Jersey, it's four days long. There's a lot of stars that show up to this, but there are none of them are of the,

There are, none of them are of the, like, fame level of Chevy Chase, and he's signing people's stuff for $150 and a selfie for $90. First of all, that seems way underpriced, but I guess, you know, how many people are looking on eBay for Chevy Chase? Signed to stuff, I don't know, maybe a lot. But so,

Now I think that would just be for your own personal fun. Are you really gonna allow to sell those? I don't know, who knows, but when you can get them for $150, you're not going to sell it for more than $150. I would totally pay that. If I was there, and he was there, I totally pay that, just to meet Chevy Chase. He's also been known as quite an asshole sometimes too.

So, you know, there's that. Yeah, there's a reason why you only spend a year and a half instead of that. Like, he went to this Christmas con con he goes to do one of these panels where all of the Christmas vacation people are gonna be there Including Beverly, DeAngelo and the other guy who turned into an asshole on Kaleady. Oh, yeah He went All the deep ends. Yeah, he was like squatting and a house. He was squatting in a house He was squatting in a house. He was following Mother God.

Yeah. Mother God in cult style. I really was. He was like way off the deep as was his wife. He was one of those. He was one of those. He was one of those. He was one of those.

He was one of those. He was one of those. He was one of those. He was one of those. He was one of those. He was one of those. He was one of those. He was one of those.

He was one of those. He was one of those. He was one of those. He was one of those. He was one of those. He was one of. Uncle Eddie was real. Right. And he's, and his name is Randy Quaid. But so anyway, they're doing this big panel. Chevy Chase gets introduced. He gets rolled out on a wheelchair for whatever reason. Chevy Chase, yes. But then he gets stands up and he starts talking to the crowd

because that's what he does. He's just weird like that, right? He does these weird things that he thinks is funny. And sometimes they hit and sometimes they miss, like rolling out in a wheelchair when you're actually 78 yourself, people think you're sick or something. So it gets to be standing, he's waving to the crowd, he's saying, oh, and he dumps right off stage. He just falls right off stage. Should have stayed in the wheelchair. Should have stayed in

the wheelchair is exactly what I was going to say. Should have stayed in the wheelchair. So two big surprises. Yeah. Hey, Chevy, okay. And some people think it's because he does those pratfalls, but no, he fell off stage. He's really on off stage. Yeah, you, Chevy, okay? And some people think it's because he does those pratfalls, but no, he fell off stage. He really went off stage. Yeah, you can't do pratfalls at 72 years old or however old he is. He's fine. Apparently he got some ice and they helped him up and he went, whatever. But it surprises me that the conventions,

then this pratfall or this fall, they actually took, that wasn't a pratfall. It reminded me so much of my own fall because it kind of looked like that. It looked like he was going to step on the next part of the stage and he just goes, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, right down into the crowd.

It happened. It does. Didn't, it not have any Dave Grohl too. It happened to Dave Grohl, that's how he broke his leg. It's happened to a lot of people actually. You don't understand. You get, like, I can,

you get disoriented. Like, like, you don't understand. You don't understand. Because you're not in that part of the business, Chrissy. You get disoriented. Like, like, you don't understand. You don't understand. Because you're not in that part of the business, Chrissy. Of the bills. Maybe Jeff would understand a little bit more because he's around stages. When those bright lights are shining in your face

and it's a dark room otherwise, it's hot, you get disorienting. Yeah, and you get excited. Yeah. And get a boner. I got a Christmas vacation boner. No, you do. You get excited and you know,

you just start making moves that you shouldn't have. You're like Brittany Spears on one of those TikToks she does. Yeah. Speaking of Brittany, what is going on there? I mean, there's nothing really to say. I don't think. I love Brittany. I want Brittany to be well.

I want her to be happy. Everybody's worried, I think. I think Brittany. I want Brittany to be well. I want her to be happy. Everybody's worried, I think. I think everybody's worried that this ends badly. It seems unhinged, but hopefully. Hopefully. Her single subtle now. Brett Brett. She is naked on that Instagram.

Every single photograph. Which God bless her. Nothing wrong with nudity. That's her birthday suit. It's not like it's overly sexual. It's just, you know, she just likes to show herself off naked. But every single video that I see, she's doing that same dance, which is that weird,

like, you know, vogue thing that Madonna does. She's doing that. Sometimes she's got knives, sometimes she does, and sometimes there's someone else in there, sometimes there's not. But there's, she's almost always tough. She's lived a different life than most of us. I have to agree there.

Is that it's hard to compare. It's hard to throw darts when you're not even standing in the same line You know what I'm saying? Yeah, so But you know we get this a lot here with the big lights here at the commercial break and by big lights I mean the fan light Yeah Sometimes the actor's been complaining. She's like god damn. I look at all of these other podcast YouTube channels and they all them look so crystal clear,

like 4D crystal clear, wonderful. And then I look at you guys and it just doesn't look the same. It looks all fuzzy and weird. And I'm like, oh, well that's why, and she's like showing me Conan O'Brien stuff. And I'm like, oh, well, Conan's got a professional studio. He's got these big lights that professionally manned and all this.

And then she reminded me that I actually paid someone to come in here and do the same thing and they still look like shit. I said babe, we are not 1080p kind of people. You know what I'm saying? If we can go. I need it to be a little fuzzy. Yeah, that's exactly right.

I said 720K is perfect. We like that. If you guys are using AOL to watch us on YouTube that is perfect Preferred browser preferred browser of the commercial break Compute serve Confuse serve the wave of the future Answers the commercial break please follow us on computer Confused serve. Yeah, I said that. Oh Felicia was saying that she was on,

what was Confuserve? Confuserve was, yeah, I mean, I remember, but I don't remember what they did. It was the company that did the like modems and the dial ups and stuff like that. Yeah, so many of those company AOLs still around. I still get people to give me their AOL address. I remember being at a conference. That's embarrassing. I'll just say that. The conferences are the worst though. Are you saying that? They're the worst.

So that's where we would get it too, because I used to go do the conference circuit for a little while. Listener, Brian and I have had many jobs. Many jobs. Many. Many. Between the two of us.

I think like 70 jobs. Yeah, I do. I do. That's right. And one of my jobs. Yeah, I don't like that. That's right. And one of my jobs I did do a conference circuit, we would go to get this, the tow truck industry. Oh, really? Oh, those were fascinating.

Those were super fascinating. I bet. We would go to the one in Florida. We did Orlando. We did San Antonio. We did Las Vegas. and then we also did San Diego, and then we also did New Jersey. Oh, God.

And the people at those conferences, and I'm not even talking about the, like, the tow truck drivers. I'm talking about the tow truck drivers. People in the, oh, you're talking about the tow truck drivers. People in the industry, yeah. Yeah. And I mean, it's across the gamut. It's just like a crazy car.

The ones that bring the North seem kind of, you know, mafia-like, and I mean it's across the gamut. It's just like it's just like a crazy North seem kind of you know mafia like and there's a lot of Restrictions on different roads and toll roads and how you can get you know Yeah, it's all handled by the team stirers. Yeah, down in Florida You can only imagine look Stakes biting my dick. I'm high on meth, I'm running around with a hatchet in my hand ready to chop off the leg of a small child who decides he's going to read a book about gay people.

Yeah, and then, you know, again, Texas was its own thing, California's anything. It was very interesting as it's human nature. Or just demographics, demographics across the country. Anyways, part of the job was to get the email of these people and that. Not a AOLs. A lot. A lot of AOLs.

How are you like, what? Do you remember that one time that I went to the conference and the guy had done zero prep work on anybody that was sitting on the stage? He asked us to be a part of his panel and then completely blew it. He wrote three sentences about each of the people that were on stage and none of us are Conan O'Brien.

He doesn't give us some grand entrance. I'm not looking for somebody to blow skittles up my ass, but I would like you to at least get the name of the podcast that I have. Correct. When we're at a podcast conference and he says, the commercial breaks with over 300 views per episode. And I'm like 300 views per episode. What are you looking at? And then I realize it.

Yeah, that's our YouTube channel. He's right. He's right. But he gave me and I never forget it. He had a card and he had one of those cards that's multi-colored with multiple different businesses on it. Front and back. He had a card and he had one of those cards that's multi-colored with multiple different businesses on it, front and back. He had a recommendation.

The quotations on a book where it's like, oh, we just got Reggie Watts book here. On the back, he's got a quote from Conan O'Brien. He had a quote from his wife or something. He's the best sales person. He's a great podcaster. I listen one time. It's fine. That's the commercial break.

I listen one time. It was fine. That's the commercial break. I listen one time, it's fine. It's fine, fine. So he gives me the card and has AOL on it. So I say to him, this is before the presentation, because I didn't talk to him after the presentation because I thought to myself, what an asshole. It's got my name right at least. He says, oh, and he called you. Kristiani. Kristiani.

Oh, Kristiani. Kristiani. That was, I didn't know where you could answer. He does the commercial breaks with over 300 views on every episode with Kristiani. I'm like, okay, everything about that was wrong but okay. I can work with it. I can work with this. Actually that's more promotion than we've ever gotten. Hey it's Brian Green from the It's Brian Green from the... Bregs.

Briggs. With over 12 listens on every show. So he gives me this card and I was like, oh, AOL, you're still using AOL? He goes, I'll tell you what, AOL's best thing, best, best email server ever. Had it since AOL became a thing and I've never had a problem. And I'm like, you've never had a problem

because you're the only customer they have. There are literally 300 people working on your V app over at AOL. AOL doesn't exist anymore. It's not a thing. No, they burst with time Warner, but that got dissolved. I don't know what's happening, but.

AOL's not around anymore. That's just the reality. I mean, it's around. They still have an email service, but it's, you know, who uses AOL. Gmail is the universally understood email address preference, personally email address preference of almost everybody. You gotta have a Gmail address.

I mean, at least get a Yahoo address and seem like somewhat past 1991, you know what I'm saying? I still have my Yahoo email address and I logged into it one time. And I had like 62,000 unread emails. It had been a decade since I had checked it. And not one email was from anybody that I knew. You know what I'm saying? Like I went back to go see if somebody had emailed me,

not one person that emailed me. I'm like, I was less popular than I am now and I'm pretty unpopular now. That's amazing. So that AOL email address is just a sign that you're behind at the times, but CompuServe is even before that CompuServe was. And speaking of those conferences where you go, when I went to one of those podcast conferences,

I don't know if you remember me telling you, but in the same building, in this shitty roach motel in Las Vegas we were at, there was the National Hardwood Foreign Association and those people were fucking awesome. there was the National Hardwood Foreign Association. And those people were fucking awesome. They were coming to our podcast, like our speeches, because no one was going to the speeches because it was a terrible conference. In a terrible place where no one wanted to be

because they knew it was terrible to even show up. So these people were filling our rooms and clapping for us and stuff because they just had extra time on their hands. So how many hardwood floors can I look at? I already know, right? And they were coming in and they were clapping and you know, being excited about it.

And I thought, what a cool thing to do. You see the poor people over the podcast conference are really having a hard time. So you go and you thought them out. Yes, I thought, this is just the coolest thing in the world. I do think those conferences, you know, there's movies about this, right? I've, no, I think there should be. There is a movie about this. There is a who not Steve Carell, but the other one, who's a guy that was in, he was in the office. He was like the, the, one of the

sales guys, uh, Ed, Ed Helms, Ed Helms did a movie about him going to a conference. It was called like, Minneshoeta or something like that. There should be something because it's the same people. You see it, the same conferences and everybody meets at the same bars. And I know it. You should absolutely have a television reality show that just goes to conferences, certain conferences, go to the Comic Con. But then also go to the Hardwood Flooring Convention. Yes.

And then if you want to be really sad, go to the podcast conferences in Las Vegas. You'll be really sad. Like go to those conferences and film the people that are there. Just like get into their heads. I would love if they would just do a season about hardwood flooring conferences and then a season about podcast conferences and just get into the characters and find out what they do, you know, with their hotel rooms at night. And who's doing blow and who's having sex with who? That would be so fascinating to me. That is something TLC needs to get on. TLC, get on a conference-based reality show

and let's really uncover where all bastard children are made at conferences. That's where they are at conferences. It's been a bastard children last episode. We were taking a look at the Corey Feldman musical era if you wanna call it that, I need your money so I can be successful era of Corey Feldman's musical career. And we started it.

The tour before the tour. The tour before the tour, that's right. Not the tour he wanted to do, but the tour he knew he had to do in order to convince the big, what did he call them? Wigs. Corporate, corporate record people. What are the corporate record people, Corey?

There's no corporate record people anymore. Everybody's a senior vice president of music. I was a senior vice president of music. For some label, my label, 33p. So we were taking a look at this, we're listening to begging for money, but now I think we should really start to get into what he's actually doing on stage and in his music.

So let's take a short break and we'll get back to Corey Feldman in our deep dive. Exclusive. TCB exclusive. You heard it here last. You heard it here last. Corey Feldman's a bad musician. You heard it here last. Because everybody on the internet has already done this, but you know, hey, we're just

catching up. Guys, give us a break. It's been a rough couple of months, okay? We're trying to get back to normal here. So let's take a break and then we'll get back to Corey Feldman. Look, I know you guys are getting really sick of me, but that is too bad. It's my job. Now, go to tcbpodcast.com for all of our audio and video content, and get your little booty over to youtube.com slashcast.com for all of our audio and video content and get your little booty over to youtube.com slash the commercial break for fully edited video episodes. Want a chat?

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And he's gonna sing with one of his old acting buddies, Chris, or no, Jerry Connell from Jerry O'Connell. Jerry O'Connell from Stand By Me. Remember, he was in Stand By Me? Okay. So these two were in Stand By Me? Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay. So these two were in Stand By Me together. They're gonna get together at the view

and they're gonna sing a song, a cover tune. I'll let this be a surprise to everybody. But this is probably, oh, it's on the talk, excuse me, not the view, I'm sorry. It's on the talk. This is probably one of the worst covers I have ever heard Chrissy. Are you ready for this?

I think so. I was showing on the internet. Are you ready for this? I think so. I was trolling on the internet. As you do. As I do like to do, check this out on youtube.com slash the commercial break if you are so inclined. And let's listen to Corey and... Or listen to Jerry and Corey do this to it together. Oh, cool! Wow! We are back with Corey Feldman and his fan that now appears to have a new member.

Look at that, Jerry. Okay, so let's make a couple observations for those of you that are listening. The band that Corey used to have was called The Angels, and it was all beautiful tall blonde girls dressed in angel outfits that were very revealing. A lot of Victoria's Secret. Yes, exactly. Not exactly original. Of course, either is angelic to the core.

I don't even know what that means angelic to the core, but anyway. So now he's got a backing band that is studio musicians. I can only assume because the band with the girls was led by his former wife who he spent an exactly three months with, which is, I think that's breaking a record, unless you count my what first.

Marry. It's basically last in just this log. So we've got Corey and Jerry on the stage. Jerry, I'm gonna guess it's six foot one, six foot two. Corey is standing a proud five foot one, five foot two with platform shoes on. They are both dressed like a bad white Michael Jackson impersonator. Yeah leather in leather with sparkles all over

Listen, I thought if I'm gonna perform with the Corey and his incredible band That I better come correct. Thank you for letting me these clothes But I better come correct. Thank you for letting me these clothes I just can't wait to see you. Can I just say that Jerry O'Call seems to be like the Nick Cannon. Yes. Yes. Of things. White people.

Yeah. Yeah, like they're both everywhere. They do everything. They're they show up everywhere. And you know what I like? They host shows. Yeah, you know what I like about Jerry O'Call? They go there. They're guests. They're yeah.

He just knows how to keep his name out there and he seems like he's having genuine fun every time. And he's married to Rebecca Romaine. Could you even believe it? Good for you, Jerry O'Connell. Number one, number two, he's in on the joke. You know what I'm saying? He is.

He knows he's not Tom Cruise when he walks in the door and he's not pretending. He's not pretending. Yeah. I love it. Like a rock star, buddy. I'm actually going to expect some great performance now. Is everybody ready to see me, bro? Because Jerry is a musician.

Yeah, because Jerry actually knows what to do with his voice. He's been practicing. That's the rock star, Jerry. I'll call you back. Let's also say that Jerry looks really good for 55 or over older guys. He looks handsome. That guy is handsome.

Chrissy, get me to that doctor. I know. How do I fix my problems? How do groupies here, Jerry, and Cory, now performing the classic Stand By Me. Cory Feldman. From the movie, Stand By Me, Stand By Me. And Jerry O'Connell.

Oh. Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! How many times a night does the bass player stare at himself in the mirror and go, what the hell happened to my life? I used to be so young and odd and cool.

The bass player is the typical 60 year old man trying to be relevant to the 23 headband and the leather all the way down. And I mean, all the way down, I mean, all the way down. But he smartly puts those, you know, sometimes on the leather pants, they have ties like shoes to like laces like shoes to even a belt on. Yeah, he put a belt and he has the laces in the crotch So we don't have to look at his dick the entire time. That's a smart move on this guy's point up. Yeah By the way, I think my son plays bass better

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He was the main kid. Oh, yeah, but I can't remember what his name is. No Which is no surprise for the commercial break When the night has come The land is dark and the moon is the only life we'll see I won't be a fan. No, I won't. It's painful. Be a friend. I won't be a friend. Just as long as you stand.

Stand by. And now I let. Now let's stay. and I'm standing by and I'm standing by me. Benny King is rolling in his grave right now. He is so awful. Yeah, they're hugging. They've got to arm around each other. Yeah, I mean when all those... When all those fails, hug each other and pretend like you're doing good

yeah like you're drunk at a party. Oh he's stand by me If that's not what I mean, look apart Mmm, fuck, fuck, fuck This is 33p level singing right here folks, 33p level singing I haven't heard anybody is bad since myself Oh, the mountain, where the sun crumbles But true to the sea bad since myself. I love how when someone is doing a cover and they use all these hand motions to make sure you know what the words to the song are. Like the mountains, he points up crumble and he uses a hand motion to let you know that

the mountains are crumbling. See? He's trying to distract his voice Will Whedon was the other one will Whedon yeah who Felilisha day is not a lot of stuff with the grudder that's right this week you know uh... by me which everybody else in the back is singing as well yet there's a lot everybody singing trying to cover up for cori's voice

and now granted maybe cori had a show the night before in his voice was bad but i don't think so because this is how he sings. Oh, say it about me. By the way, the crowd is unusually into it, aren't they? Like, if I was there, I would be like, I would have this quizzical look on my face, like, what did I get myself into? And how did I get this show to take it to the talk? Yeah, that's true, that's right. Stand by me. Stand by me.

And for no apparent reason at all, there's the girl in the back that's playing the keyboard. Wearing a captain's hat that's gold and sequin. Yes, well, hey, you got to point out the most attractive one in the band. Yeah. Now they're doing a kick line, but a chorus or a kick line. Completely, completely in character for StandbyV. And the guitarist, what is he playing? I mean, this is a... Bing! Wow, wow, wow, wow! What've just like slated like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, someone in the first row. And Corey's stage dived into the 60 year old, 70 year old crowd. Ah! Oh, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a while, it's been terrible. But the thing that got everybody paying it

is reason why he's on the talk right now is because he was on the today show. I believe right when the pandemic started, if I'm not mistaken, he did a performance on the today show that was mocked by every, I mean, it was a roundly, panned because Corey is so strange in this particular performance.

And the performance of the song is ridiculous. And the song itself is ridiculous. All of it is ridiculous. And everybody either said, this is the worst thing that's ever happened to take time to television, or they also, or they said, Corey clearly is making a joke, but he wasn't joking. So let's take a look. Let's go way back to the, that's true.

Let's go way back to the today's show. And this performance, I think this is right as the pandemic started if I'm not mistaken, because I remember it coming out and you and I had talked about it, but we had never heard it, right? We never did it on the show. Mainly because we only had the technology.

It's had talking to our MacBook Pros. All right, let's take a look at this today's show performance. Oh, you have to have seen this performance. Oh, your glory dances across the stage like a fat ballerina. What's that movie? Fantasia, the Mickey Mouse movie where they have the ballerina elephants dancing across the stage. Yeah, he's got his hoodie put all the way up of his face. Black on black on black. Yeah, he's got this. How do you put all the way up of his face? Black on black on black.

Yeah, just confusing. The girls are in the background. The angels are in the background. He's doing like an interpretive day. G-G-G-G. Well, what else would you expect from the great Cory Hain? Oh, Cory Feldman. As you stand, it's tough.

Hit the clav. At the end of the end. Get the club! It's a club! You should hit the singing lesson, what you should do. The club. They're not playing this at the club. No, do you think, yeah, which club is playing this? None. At the Feldman, they're playing this. Yeah.

You got the right line. I'm playing this. This sounds like what a teenager makes in his bedroom when he thinks he's making music, and he just presses a lot of buttons at the same time. I'm trying to get you down, but what you want from around him? You like him, and you're broken, and you make a sound. It looks like he's a flip-sinking. He is lip-sinking. I'm sure of it.

Number one, number two, he just found three words that rhyme together and put them together. On the ground, yeah, we're going down. Don't you know the sound? No, I don't. I love that city, you know, like city bank, city concert series is he's spursering this thing from a film.

I think until that day, yeah. We need to make a time for that one Charlie it's me see you're a city bank. Who gave the green light of concerts here? It's on the today show pull our cash now I Baby baby, let's go for it. I'm gonna go for it. We can go for it. Oh. Oh. Oh, Corey, so many things wrong with this. I don't even know where to start.

Let's start with the angels. What in the fuck are the angels doing? Who? What kind of contract did they have to sign to get up there and dress like that and sing for you in that weird strange song that you Foot together, I mean this is so wrong in so many ways. I don't even I don't even Did the doubt find me in pay for that? I think crowdfunding did pay for that so fuck you to anyone that put money in Baby baby let's go for it, let's go for it Don't miss the business of the sky Open the sky

Open the sky There's just so much going on because they do Drop the bee You know what the truth is? I haven't, I haven't I mean listen At the end of the day, this is terrible music It's not music It's not It's someone pressing a lot of buttons I mean listen at the end of the day. This is terrible music

It's not music. It's not it's someone pressing a lot of buttons. That's what it is Yeah, listen to the bass and to this weird techno droning that's going on just listen to that part. I know That's what we'll put a lot of raw rather than give me more raw That's all put a lot of raw already give me more raw There is at least I mean it really says an angel pack their DJ Mac Giving a new name for DJ she's just pressing QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ They're not sure they were saying they're born in heaven, you can go by the doors and hey. Why are you so angry, Cory? Why are you so pent up with rage here? I just don't understand.

The lyrics are ridiculous. And so are these girls. I feel bad for these girls because I know that they were probably just like, great. Cory Feldman, finally a gig we have somebody with a name is is gonna get us on tour and we're gonna do a bunch of stuff and this is what they get. Yeah, but I mean they got paid and nobody's gonna remember them. No. No, I think the girls are the best part of this.

They're actually playing their instruments and they see, I mean, they have to play his music. They're very good. Yeah. You feel me turn up from how the string needed to carry on. Come down and roll in the sky, but baby. I mean, it's like the girls at the bars that have the ridiculous outfits on doing the samples. Yeah, that's true. You know, you do what you gotta do, what you gotta do.

You gotta make your way in this world. Yeah, listen, we're on the commercial break. We have no room to talk They have a better place than he does. Yeah, they do That's a club. No, it's done No, I can't either. I'm with you. He's dancing like a weird Michael Jackson robot. What is he doing what the twist. This is so funny. I think this is so funny. All right, this is a good place to take a break. Let's get back to some Corey talking

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or send us a text, no sexting please, at 855-TCB-8383. And of course, go to tcbpodcast.com to see everything there is to see. Now let's hear from our sponsors and then the show is going on. All right, we're back with Corey Salvin retrospective. Yeah. Corey went on Drew Barrymult. I think Drew Barry. Cory went on Drew Barrymore. I think Drew Barrymore show. You're so excited. I know my head's going faster than my mouth.

There, that thing is good. The Drew Barrymore show and him and Drew Barrymore were child actors around the same time. So they interacted with each other on a number of different occasions. Cory shows up to talk to his old friend. However, he tells the most interesting story in the most boring way.

They went out in a date. If I went out in a date with Drew Barrymore, I'd make that the biggest fish tale I've ever told. I'd make sure I had it hummed in, ring-dinged, ready to go at a moment's notice, because that's the party stopper. When you tell about the time you went out with Drew Barrymore.

Cory has had 40 years to figure this out and this will most definitely put you to sleep. You ready to hear this? Such a great intro. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah, but you're excited, yeah. I had to get it. Is that good, Proud?

Good. Hey, listen, I'm just going for it, Chrissy. Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! That and that, that, that, that. Oh, thank you for does it. Oh God, I'm so happy to see you. I just can't even tell you this.

We haven't seen each other in how long is it been? 25 years, I think. 25 years! Yeah, yeah. Corn knows to the dead. And you have not run in the same circle. Near, near. I would say Drew ended up on the other side of this call.

Last time I saw you, I don't know. Partied, we didn't party. We got sober together, we got unsolvered together, we got churly. Seedog 22 with his hand, all just if you're interested. Poor Cory fell because he even got that Cory fell but he's got that C dog with two cheese I'm yeah, that's this handle okay, you're looking oh my god. I could just see I'm starting to Instagram account Well, damn I was taken yeah, that was taken to what aboutDog double D double D 22? You got a good 22. Yeah. His C dog was already taken. I know. I know. I just put C. Feldman or contact

in someone at Instagram for your name back. I wonder who's got the real Cory Feldman. Yes. I know. And I'm still like in the middle of what happened. What happened? No, no, it's like. Okay. So Cory just said we got sober together. We got on sober together Then we got sober again together again. I don't know if Cory is sober currently. I would have done But he stop there tell that story Say something about that period of time. Yeah, I want to know how you guys got on sober together Can you please go over that but they don't they breathe? I think he got on sober. I think she got sober Yeah, she got sober a long time ago.

She got unsover. That's why I'm the Amazonian to the earth in 25. We got sober together. I got unsover thinking about you. I got sober again while you weren't around. Then I decided to get unsovered because you weren't around. She said how long has it been? He said 25 years, 300 days and 12 hours.

I can remember. I need to figure it out. That's what happens. We're always trying to figure it out until the day we die because life isn't ongoing journey, right? And we try to learn and grow and soak it all in and hopefully grasp something, right? Lap track, put in the lap track. Yeah, Cory.

Everybody wants to grow. Woo! Listen, life less than one-on-one. We're all growing. It's a journey. He said that like he surprised somebody. He's seen the look at his eye. He was like, it's a journey, right?

If we were such kids together, you know, like sometimes I'll say to people like, we were just kids. Like, it's a kind of a euphemism. We were in our 20s. We were kids. We were literally kids. Yeah. Do you remember our first days?

Um. Oh. Oh. Our first day to our first days. I think he meant to say first dates. Okay. And then he said first days. Okay.

No, tell me. You really don't remember? Well, I might when you repute the memory. Because I have so many memories. Can I tell the story? Can I put everybody to sleep? Do you mind? I'm in practicing.

Can I say history? Okay. All right. been practicing. Can I take a story? Okay. All right. So what happened was I get a call one day. My grandmother says, we got a call from Stephens' office. And the little girl from ET wants to meet you because she's got a crush on you. Oh, yeah, I did. The biggest.

That's true. But because she was like seven. Yeah, that's not a date. That's going for ice cream with your friend. If that was the first date, I had my first date of four with Joey from across the street. He was so cute.

One day. Oh, thank you. I didn't feel that way. You know I didn't feel that way because I was very insecure. And you were not. Still I'm a little bit, but I'm over it a little bit. But that's what made me love you because I, you know.

Look at the size of the platforms on his shoes. Look at how big those platforms are on the shoes. She's actually, yeah, that's true. Yeah, of you. And I loved you as an actor and a human, but getting to know you, I, that's what I was always drawn to was your lack of ego. And we were around. What's your lack of intelligence and good looks and personality.

That's what I was attracted to. Me nice people, but many people who fell prey to self-indulgence. Right. And you didn't. Okay, so Steven, what? What? Was there a weird cut there? Or what I've noticed about this after watching it,

you know, one or two times, is that they seem to be embedding the audience. Do you know what I'm saying? Like, it's an audio track. It's not real. I'm not calling you. That's the least alarming thing about this. This is true.

The most alarming thing is we're four minutes in and he still hasn't gotten to the good part. Self, but you know, it's a gambling. It's a gambling. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they're like, yeah, so the little girl from E.T., drew Barrymore. And so I'm like, yeah, I know who drew Barrymore is, of like, yeah, so the little girl from E.T. drew Barrymore.

And so I'm like, yeah, I know who drew Barrymore is, of course, yeah. And they were like, well, she's got a crush on you. And her mom was wondering if you guys would be able to get together and go on a little play date. It was like a cute little play date, right? And I was like, so I got Nate Bollock, okay, and I came over to Bruce Struth, trailer, and we hit it hard. Okay, yeah, that sounds fun.

Let's do it, you know. So we arranged for me, and of course, neither of us drove because I was still living at my grandparents and you were living with your mom. Yep. And your mom. Years away from getting our licenses. Yes, indeed.

Yeah. I was, I believe 12 or 13 and you were 10 or 11. Yep. So that was the little gap there. Yeah, I meant it when I said kids. Yeah, we were literally kids. Drew's like, yep, yep, yep, yep, get on with it. Yeah, let's move it along.

We only got five minutes, you've killed three. So, and it was so cute. So, like, I remember taking you to the movies. I remember exactly which movie theater it was. It was the one next to the gelsons parking lot. I think it's on Balboa, yes on Balboa. And I'm stuck. And I wonder if this is how people are when they're listening to an episode of the commercial for. They're like, who gets a fucking boy fried in. You can't tell people which movie theater you went to because no one else knows that except for you drew and like

Probably still not even there anymore and hasn't been of course it's not Yeah, remember that these have that little three Remember remember remember there was a sit co across the street and when about a minute You remember remember and there was a McDonald's here in Los Angeles. You remember they had an airport you remember we were near the ocean you remember? Remember? And there was a McDonald's here in Los Angeles. You remember? They had an airport. You remember? We were near the ocean. You remember? My name was Cory back then still is today.

You remember? Right there right across from the Galzins. And we parted the Galzins and we walked across the street and you put your little hand up for me to hold. Drew is regretting that she allowed him to tell me a story. Yes. And I hold your hand and we walk across the street. I don't remember what movie we saw. But you remember the set go. Yeah, but you remember the galsons with the three on it. That's right. You don't

remember a movie you saw but you managed to remember the galsons with the three on it. Oh my God. That was the first. And then after that we just stayed friends. And then it was years later. Of course you stayed friends. You were else. She was 11. She was 11.

What did you expect was going to happen? You guys were going to get finished in Vegas and loathing in some ceremony. Before we actually dated. Yes. Exactly. Like dated properly. Do you remember going to to the Academy Awards together? That's memorable.

That is a story. Now tell it Drew. Now tell us, tell us Drew. Going, and so I was lucky enough to be your date. And I just threw on a cotton Betsy Johnson dress off the rack. I don't know how much it cost, probably $65. It was probably more than I could afford to buy you at the time. So, you know.

What? What? Is he trying to say something? Yeah, this is all very weird, isn't it? For two people to date each other and knew each other as children, thank God we don't have that kind of friendship. Well, we probably do have that kind of friendship, but we just got in fast the awkward part. I'm still thinking about the fact that they were going to the Academy Awards. And she was his date. Yes. But he was too ported by a $65. I'm so confused. Why would

he too ported by a $65. I don't know when. Why was he nominated for Academy Awards? I think Stan by me was nominated for the Academy Award. Yeah. I remember getting there and I remember seeing people in such designer, you know, duds. And I remember looking around and thinking, what's the other way to those child actors back then, make the money for the parents.

Get on your onesy, we're going to the Academy Awards. Give me that check. Give me that $100 bill.'re going to the Academy Awards. Give me that check. Give me that $100 bill. Where did you get that from? Give me that check. That's right. Before those laws were installed, those parents would take those kids to the cleaners.

Yep. All of them. That not one good story comes from child actors from the 60s, 70s, or 80s. No, or before that, even two, poor Shirley Temple. Oh, Shirley Temple. And then who's the other one?

The Liza Mannelli? Oh, yeah. Laya hangos. No, Laya hangos. Very underdressed. That is the worst laugh I've ever heard. Yeah, and I mind's bad. And he's worse. I'm wearing a cotton Betsy Johnson dress. Whoopsies, but you know what you were a kid. How are you Betsy Johnson? I actually like her. Sorry, you had to wear a cotton moo moo to the Academy Awards.

Thoughts and prayers and pictures. I need a birthday. Yeah, thoughts and prayers. And do be like, get that kid out of here. She's not dressed properly. What is she? I knew it's so cool. Thank you.

Well, you know what, I was wearing my safety pin jacket. Oh, I remember. I'm a red shirt and your Ray pants. Oh my God. They are showing a picture of the two of them at the Academy Awards. And Corey is dressed in tails. Yeah, he's dressed like a concierge at Neverland Ranch. You know what I'm saying? He's got the whole Michael Jackson look going on again. Drew looks cute. She's got a little dress on with flowers on it. And what's that? And she says he does. Yes she does. Like I just thought we were happy

so much fun. That picture is everywhere. It's legendary. Yes. It is not legendary. No. Kids come gather on the fireplace. We're gonna look at that. We're gonna look at that Cory Drew picture again. Oh the Cory Drewi drew picture. Thank you, daddy. Thank you for giving us the cori. Legend. Ah. Daddy, can we look at the cori drew picture again? Can't look at it too much, kids.

It'll burn your eyes out. Oh, please, please. We want to see Cori and his, but I don't know what is that. What is he wearing? Is that a tie? Or is that a F-Cut? I'm not sure what that is.

It's legendary to everybody in school is talking about it. It's all over TikTok. But it's not. Not. Absolutely. We were such the great little cute little item for like the three months we lasted or whatever.

And we had, but it was adorable. But we were so positive. You know, you and I were such good friends. We, it's like, we had that kind of relationship where they say, Drew wants to make it absolutely clear that there's no shot. Corey is getting back with her. We were just friends. Just friends. Besides that, one time I let you go up my shirt, we were just friends. Like, date your friend, you know, we were the embodiment of that. You were so calm. I don't know about dating your friend, Drew. I don't know, is that a thing? Do we do that thing? It's that we should ask the young kids what were so calm. I don't know about dating your friend, Drew. I don't know, is that a thing?

Do we do that thing? It's that we should ask the young kids what they're doing. I do, we're such a safe place for me. And we always hung out with your friends, and you had an apartment, and we just like had, it was just a really important place for me. And the memories are so vivid. I remember, so here's the other part of the big memory,

was that you were already getting your life together, and I was all those not. You were getting your life together and I was in the bathroom doing cocaine. Dave Er, then probably most of the Hollywood people around us at the time, but I was still going to my trolling. So you got inspired early. What are you doing at 13 years old?

Is he, was he really that into drugs back then? Yes. Wow, that's insane. That is insane, actually. And I know Drew was doing cocaine at like nine, wasn't she, with her mom? She was early. Yeah.

tober first. You got your act together first. It took me a few years after. It took me a few years afterwards to think about whether or not I was going to do drugs. And I decided, yes, I'll continue to do drugs. Well, then I, I've gone it together. I've gone it together.

I've gone it together. I've gone it together. I'm working on progress. You know what I'm saying. The point is, is that we actually did take a moment to catch up and be on the same playing field because you had it so, so grateful to see you. Me too. Me too.

I'm so grateful to see you. Me too. Me too. I'm so happy. Oh. Well, that interview yielded zero headlines, and it was not it. Do you see what I'm saying? You go on the Drew Barrymore show, and you've got really interesting stories, and you manage to tell none of them.

Yeah. What happened there? I don't know, but I think he's coming back. No, no, no, no, no. Well, he's making a push here. He's pulling on all the stops. So that's how it come on. We dated, we've got this legendary picture.

I can do your show, right? And everybody's letting him, he's doing the circuit but no one's asking back. No one's asking back. That's right. But today she'll let him back because they had to do it. They had to do it. They all did the one thing.

And that's right. They stand by me. He was on Steve O. One time. They had to do it. They had to do it. They had to do it. They had to do it. They had to do it. They had to do it. They had to do it. They had to do it. They had to do it. They had to do it.

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They had to do it. They had to do it. They had to do it. They had to do it. They had to do it. They had to do it. They had to do it. They had to do it. They had to do it. They had to do it.. The truth is, if he came to Atlanta, I would go to his show. That's the truth, because I also want to see the shit show.

I also want to see the circus. And we did ask him on. But we got an interesting response. So there you go. We'll see. T-B-G, guess the kids say, T-B-G. And speaking of T-B-D, T-C-B podcast. That's where at tcbpodcast.com.

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