The Commercial Break - Dad, I'm A Brony...

Episode Date: May 7, 2021

Bryan and Krissy discuss why other countries are more adult than the U.S. Bryan discovers his Danish accent (warning: it's really poor) and then they get into a conversation about Bronies! It's a clod-hopping good time on this episode of The Commercial Break! Watch this episode on Youtube Subscribe to The Commercial Break Podcast Youtube Channel New Episodes on Tuesdays and now Fridays everywhere! Text or leave us a message: +1 [phone] FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak @bryangcomedy @tcbkrissy Twitter: tcbbryan Facebook: The Commercial Break Podcast YouTube: Youtube.com/TheCommercialBreak Email: [e-mail] A Chartable Top 20 Comedy Podcast #1 Trending Comedy Podcast Worldwide! (Chartable) #1 Trending Comedy Podcast U.S.(Chartable) An Apple Top 30 Comedy Podcast  Top .5% Downloaded Podcasts, Worldwide (ListenNotes) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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We're here Denmark, love penis penis, I don't understand what you're saying, penis, it's about the penis. We're here Denmark love your penis stories, Ryan. Make more penis stories. We love rambling, nonsensical, goes nowhere stories, we love the commercial rake. Tell them all of Ryan, tell us your life. Hey, oh yeah, I was just talking pony and then you know, I didn't want to like it, but then I had to like it because I was like, writing is so good the writing's not so good What are you talking about I watched an episode? It's a cartoon for children is there an occasional laugh in there or a giggle like oh? That's cute. Yeah, there is but you know what there's there are television shows that were written for you to laugh Yes, like they're like scientifically created for you. And adult swim has plenty of.

Plenty of cartoons. The geared towards adults. Yes. And it's scientifically created to tickle your little inch for whatever it is. Yeah. So I can only come to one conclusion. And this is another running theme.

So they fall in love with the My Little Pony show. Then they go about getting all of these little fucking pony, you know, collectibles, like I did with Dick Tracy. Right? Did I mean nothing in 10 years from now? Right. Done means shit now, won't mean shit later. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Uh, someone sent me over here to help you with your gardening, Mrs. Crumpet!

That's right, Philly! I've got all kind of weeds all over my garden, and I need you to yank them out! And push them in! Oh, Mrs. Crumpet, I got you covered. I've got this special fertilizer that I mix up with my Dummel Ramrod extender unit Pull it out and let me see Well, this is crumpled first of all really shouldn't be picking those roses without any panties on You could get a thorn in there. That's exactly what I'm looking for Thorn in my panties Well to the TCP porn studios. I'm born in the party. I'm born in my panties.

Welcome to the TCB porn studios. I'm Brian, this is Chrissy Ann. Happy New Year! Gardening this. It's a great hat. Thank you. Thank you, this is my gardening hat. It is your garden. I don't think I look kind of cute in this.

There's something charming about it. It is, I like it. I'm gonna wear this next time I moderate a clubhouse room. It's gonna make me feel important to let everybody, to remind everybody that I'm number 16 this next time I moderate a clubhouse room. It's making me feel important to let everybody, to remind everybody that I'm number 162 in Denmark. I don't have you, no? All time, all time comedy.

All time comedy. Number, we're number 52 in Denmark. All time comedy. Wow. What the fuck that means I have no idea. We're huge in Denmark. We're huge in Denmark. We apparently people in Denmark don't,

I don't understand these comedy. Very stupid. Okay, that sounds like... Sounds like an Egyptian accent, yeah. This is a very interesting... God, because the most big. I know, that's not a leader. Let's go to Austria, like an Arnold Schwarzenegger.

I like it very much. I'm going to think of it as a break. Very good, yeah. I think you're getting closer. Don't go shane. Patse bush sa. Hatte dog. Patte dagte dog.

Hatte dagte dog. I think that's it. Very good, the very good Danish accent. Thank you. Welcome to the commercial break. If I name it blind, I'll take a big talk about our green. And this is my Chrissy Haudley. My Chrissy Haudley. It will come to another edition of the Alfani Funny Quarcer Break.

Everyone laughing, having a good time. Yes? Good. Okay. You can go to our clubhouse, at the top of Brian Green. Oh, you can go to at TVC, Chrissy. No, I'm going Asian. Now, it's going all over the place. I've offended everybody now. Yeah, exactly. They're all like, it's

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and listen to audio all from the comfort of your own home. We will allow it. We will allow it. Let it be done. 55 and Denmark all time. What does that mean? That's why I don't give I know I used to get so excited about this stuff We used to just we would shout out every country that we're listening to The listen to us in Maldovian and I ran and then I see a services like Nord VPN and I realize that there That it's my neighbor I wonder he doesn't cut his grass. He's always in that fucking studio talking That yappy mouth of his I wonder he doesn't cut his grass. He's always in that fucking studio talking, I know the other day, I saw her walk into my neighbor's house.

And I was like, oh shit, clearly she's on her way here, right? But there was nothing that we could do because the window facing the neighbor's house is like open. So we don't have any blinds or anything on it that we'd like it that way, but she saw, so you can see us in the kitchen. And I was like, mother fuck, now we're gonna get the visit from her

and she's gonna wanna give us ginger snaps or some shit. Here, 75,000 peach seeds. Why do you have peaches to eat before? You can grow peach trees. Where do you want me to go peaches in the pool? Come on, lady. Once there goes my gardening hat. Oh snap, my gardening hat fell off for those of you.

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However, if you'd like to text us, we promise someone here will get back to you one of our staff members in short order. That's what happens when you get as famous as we are. You get staff members, security, and every time you walk into Denmark. Yeah. Oh, the commercial break, ah! Very good.

Big offices. Yes, you make funny, funny laugh about porn movie, very good. Ha, ha, penis, penis. I understand what you're saying, penis. It's about the penis. We're here, Denmark, love Penis, I understand what you're saying. Penis, it's about the penis. We're here Denmark, love your penis, stories, Brian. Make more penis stories.

We love rambling, nonsensical, goes nowhere, stories. We love the commercial break. Tell more, Brian. Tell us your life. Sit down with our most famous reporter, Unkenschmuck Malking, and sit down and have own conversation. But tennis more about yourself. Well, I was born a small poor white child.

It's so exciting. You were born small? Ben Paul. So he says, I'm now fantasizing about when I walk into Denmark and they're like instantaneous, I have to sit down with their most famous reporter. We're gonna have to wear sunglasses. Yeah, the whole thing.

Hold time. It's just a gardening hat. We're gonna be put up at their finest hotel, which in Denmark is probably a really nice hotel. Yes, it is, I'm sure. I mean, I Denmark. You don't hear about problems in Denmark. It's not like everybody's worried about Denmark,

you know, it seems like a wonderful place to visit and live. It does. And when we were over in Switzerland, we thought about, like, let's go travel over to Denmark. But the truth is, you know, we didn't just get a chance to do it, but it's, I've just read up on it and I'm like, it's so beautiful over there. Nothing ever happens.

It's like Switzerland. The streets are so fucking clean. Everybody's so fucking nice. I mean, most people at least are so fucking nice. Yeah. You know, they treat Americans way, you know, like we're, like we're a small puppy. They got that, you know, they just pissed the carpet. Yeah. nice. Yeah. You know, they treat Americans way, you know, like we're a small puppy that got out, you know, they just piss the carpet. Yeah.

Yeah. Nice to see you. You know, good job. If you could not piss on the carpet, we'd appreciate it. You know, like you know, you've had a puppy on the head and smack it on its butt a little bit and send it on its way.

That's kind of how the swits did it does. But I have to say, but I have to say that they were all very nice and the place was incredibly immaculate, immaculate, the entire country. Oh my God. It says if they're vacuuming the streets. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, they have all-purpose cleaner for everything. The trees have all-purpose cleaner. You look up in the mountains, it's like Chris Frischit. Yeah, everybody's organic and even the Walmart there and they have a version of the Walmart,

even the Walmart sells incredibly fresh food that doesn't look like it's been tampered with. And I think it's just because they demand it. They're like, I don't want that bullshit. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Exactly. And they're very nice people. Did you know that I had to separate all of my garbage

when I lived over there? Oh, that's a good thing. When Acre and I lived over there, we literally had four trash cans. We had to separate everything, and then we had to use the... To use cycles. That's right.

We had to use the community trash can. That means we had to recycle it, put it in bags, and then put it in the community trash can, which was down the street, which is a place where people went, then they had like a cigarette stand in a coffee shop, there's a coffee shop in every corner, there's a bar, everyone, cigarette shop, you don't care, smoke a cigarette,

everyone's in a while, whatever. Just don't be an idiot about it, right? It's like they know how to be adults over there. And here it's like, I don't know, they just treat you like such shit, everyone gets treated like such a shithead here. We're all just a bunch of dumbasses who have to be told to do a really small children feel like.

They've just been doing it longer, I think. They've been adulting a lot longer than we have. That's right. We are like small little puppies. That's right. I mean, even the people who are home, I mean, I'm not saying that homeless is a good condition for anybody, right?

But even the homeless people seem to be taken care of over there. If you have a heroin problem, you know what they do? They send you to rehabilitation or they let you, they give you a safe place to do the heroin. You know why? Because they know it's killing everybody and they're like, I, you don't need a fucking jail, you need help.

Or you need a safe place to do it. So at least we can keep an eye on you. So at least you won't overdose and without poor, broken alone, you'll do it here and we'll be able to save you. What a fucking smart idea. It's about personal responsibility. And whatever you want to do,

but we're gonna set aside a little bit of resource to make sure that everything that you don't get yourself into trouble. Yeah, here we put everybody in jail, which you'd everybody like a fucking child. No one can do anything without hurting them. So it's a fucking Noxious. It's like I you know, I got I only have I have one big trash can where I just pour a bunch of trash into it Yeah, trash guy comes by throws a den. I never see it again. There you take first responsibility You know why because when you go to the store, you cannot buy a bet. You cannot buy a box of trash bags anywhere in Switzerland. No, you can't at the home, at the home and garden store,

like a home depot, right? For the home and garden section. You can buy like a big plastic bag that you can use to like pack things up. Yeah, back to garden. Back to garden. So I'll road lead use to pack things up. Yeah, but that's a guard. Back to guarding. So I'll road lead back to saving the planner. But you cannot throw those away.

And if you get caught throwing those away, you're in big fucking trouble. Right, you get fined and it's a whole thing. And there are people around the town center that would see you being irresponsible. And they would shit you. Yes, they would shame you. Shame. Shame. irresponsible and they would shit you. Yes, they would shame you shame shame

What's up? It's a blind green. What you doing? You're gonna be on the commercial break Talking about it. Yeah, did you see your Maria? She put her she put her Tateen in a, in the glass box, on the believable ball. Yeah, it's crazy. So, I go over there, I gotta go to the front counter, and I gotta ask for a special type of bag.

It's either a B6 or a 2-7 or a 3-4. I mean, I didn't know, but I figured out very quickly, oh, I need a 3-4, literally by asking people, right? What do I need for the glass? Oh, you need a 3-4. Oh, okay, give me a 3-4. And this has got 3-4 written all over it. And then if you got to put the 3-4 in the 3-4

and if you get caught doing something else, you're busted. But it's about you taking personal responsibility for yourself and the people around you. And you know, some people say that socialism, okay? Well, you know, pay high taxes. It's beautiful over there. Look, they're all doing great. They're doing great.

They're doing great. They're doing great. They love us. They think we're great. It's doing a lot of stuff. They're doing a lot of stuff. They're doing a lot of stuff. They're doing a lot of stuff. They're doing a lot of stuff. They're doing a lot of stuff. They're doing a lot of stuff. They're doing a lot of stuff. They're doing a lot of stuff.

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in our only joking room with Eddie Brill this Sunday, the 9th of May. So if you're listening to this on the week preceding the 9th, then if you need a link to get into that particular room, we can send one to you, just DM us at the commercial break. Or you can go to Clubhouse at TCB Chrissy at Brian Green, and follow us, I will then send you a link to become part of the company podcast club, and then you can go, you know, reserve a space for yourself, but get there early, because it's going to, if it was anything like last night, then it's gonna get fucking nuts. So just to do that.

Yeah, I wanted to say, I saw the most, the funniest thing in the world. I want you to listen to the following sentence. That is in an encyclopedia. Okay. Okay. The horn-giss of a donglefish is attached by the scrundle of his dill sack.

I repeat that. The horn gets of a dongle fish is attached by the scrundle of his dill sack. I know I could say it's our horns to him. No. They're describing the don't horn gets up a don't don't go fish. No, no don't. You know, they all don't go fish.

He's got a horn sack with a scundle. I'm going to start I'm going to start calling like my undercarriage the scundle right in my scundle. My scundle, you know, the scrunchy place. Where the two things come together in my Scramble. I can't wait to have Oscar back. What? Is it one Scramble?

Oh, you can have two Scramble. I don't know. In some cases, I bet people do have two Scramble. Do you think there's a condition like where you have two Scramble? I know there's conditions where you have no Scramble. I know that's a can. I know that's the thing. We're like your... You're...

Let me see, excuse me. Yeah, excuse me. Look at this up. You're a horn-guess... You're a horn-guess... You're a horn-guess and you're a dill sack or a cadet. And you don't have a scrundal. You're a scrundal. It's a recessed scrundal. Yes.

It's an abs and scrundal., it's an absence. Scramble. Abset's the escondles. Scramble hasn't dropped yet. No, you don't have it. You need the doctor to help you get that scramble out. Come on, scramble. Excuse me, where's your scramble? It's my door over here. Yeah I'm hanging out with this hungus. Oh my god. I knew this would be funny. I knew this would be funny. I knew I would laugh about this. Where did you find it?

I don't know. Somebody posted it. He said every word in this makes me laugh. Shit head Steve. Shit head Steve. You know, like, you know, shit head Steve. He's so good. He's so good. He's so good.

He posted a funny shit. And this is some of the funniest shit. Let me repeat the horngest of the donkelfish. Is a dash by the scrunder of his dual second. There you go, guys. Yes. Take that out into the world and prosper. Yes. Share it. Listen, to the world in prosper. Yes.

Share it. Listen, you got that big final coming up, or you got to give a presentation in front of the whole college class. You're arguing a big court case. You're halfway there. You're arguing a big court case in front of the Supreme Court this week. You're on that Zoom call for that new brand new promotion. Just mention that.

I'm going to drop some knowledge. Yeah. Well, and I've got I've got to give big pod fest speaker. I'm doing a chemo keynote over the pod fest. That'll be the 12th at 11 o'clock. In case you want to go use the code tcb to get in for free. That's the pod fest masterclass, podfest masterclass. We'll leave a link, but I'm gonna start it off, and I'm just gonna be like, I just wanted to, I just wanted to introduce myself, my name is Brian Green, and after further evaluation,

the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, is attached by a scrondled, to the, to the, to the, yeah, start off with that lead with that. Lead that, with lead with that, that's right. Yes, lead with that. They always say, you know, when you're presenting, you that lead with that lead that would lead with that that's right. Yes, leave it that they always say you know when you're Presenting you should lead with your strong What's your strength people that that's right make people laugh, but I think you should use this seriously. Yeah, they're supreme court

I'm here in the case of the United States versus you know Peppeth donglefish And I would like to say in fact the dongle is attached to the deal sack of the hungus. Honor in the cart, honor in the cart. I didn't see somebody saying like, what? Like, is your deal sack not attached? Your deal sack is attached, your scrondle? I can't.

Where do you, what do you have a deal sack? What to your scrunder? What have a deal scrunder? What are you talking about? Everyone's Horn gets got the deal sack in the scrunder? It's all attached. It's up there in the trunk. It's all in the undercarriage. The undercarriage. Okay, now we've enough fooling around. Make you two our sponsors. Enough fooling around.

We got to get to some very serious, serious stuff. Okay, now we've enough fooling around. Make you two our sponsors. Enough fooling around. We gotta get to some very serious stuff. Okay, we... And I'm having a hard time, you know, thinking about this last night as we were running into this recording. I was thinking about, I have a hard time believing whether or not this is serious or whether or not we should be just having a great time with it. And so I'm just gonna have a great time with it.

And I just wanna preface this by saying, I do not care. And of I'm just gonna have a great time with it. And I just wanna preface this by saying, I do not care. And of course he doesn't care. And neither of us care. Nor do we give a shit. Who you like, what you like, what you do in life or in the bed or whatever. Yeah, we don't care.

You're a guy like a guy, God bless you. You're a guy you like a, whatever. I mean, you get the point, right? Doesn't matter. Creed, color, sex point, right? It doesn't matter. Creed, color, sex, sexual orientation, it doesn't matter, we don't give a shit, you're all welcome here. However, there are times when you're just,

when it's just, might be taking it just a little bit too far. Just a little, it's too far. And in the case of the bronies, I'm having a hard time deciding whether a bronies. Is that like a bro? It's like a bro and a pony mixed together is a brony Okay, let me explain do explain In the 1980s there was a you would know because you grew up around the same time that I did there was an explosion on the scene a glitter bomb Of happiness brought to us by a cartoon called My Little Ponies.

Oh, yeah, I love that, Cheryl. I watched it too. I had a little pony. I had a My Little Pony. I did not, but I think that was simply because my, yeah, at the time, my parents probably thought, oh, that's for girls, we don't buy little ponies. But we did on occasion on Saturday mornings,

we would catch us a My Little Pony cartoon. I didn't find myself very interested in it, but it was something that I would watch because you couldn't change the channel back then because you'd have to get up, stand up, turn it, tune it in, get your TV years, whatever. Yeah. He just watched what it was on.

Yeah, watch what it was on. That was it. It was no turning the channel, no DVR, none of that bullshit. But My Little Pony was hugely popular back then. And they put it away. After like then. And they put it away. After like three years, they put it away and they said, no more my little ponies will come back

to it maybe some next time. So what they did is that like maybe 10 years later, they came back to it in a different version of my little pony, calling it, you know, whatever, spirit two or whatever. Don't ask me, I don't even. A spirit susanta, it's number two, right? And so now that I'm buying little ponies number two and this. Don't ask me, I don't even know. A spirit susanthus number two, right? And so now they're on my little ponies number two

and this is basically what they do is like every eight years, they reinvent the my little ponies in a new addition with a new cartoonist and a new, oh okay. You know, new names. They're still doing new ones. They're doing new ones, but they put it away after a minute and they bring it back.

They put it away and they bring it back. This latest version, my little pony magic friendship or friendship is magical or whatever it is. I'm sorry if I'm getting it wrong, right? But I'm just not into it, that's not my thing. That doesn't make you a bad person for it. I don't wanna make you think that I think I'm better than you because you're into my little ponies,

but I just think it's a little bit oddball. That a bunch of grown adult men are into my little ponies. A cartoon for children! Yeah, oh well yeah, that does seem a little odd. Now, whether or not it's for boys or girls, I'll give you that point. I don't give a shit what they're watching, right? My son likes a bunch of stuff that I would normally say, oh that's probably geared for girls, but it's not really.

It's a cartoon and that's what they like, right? So you can't say one way or another. Another story? That's right, it's a little story. It's just a cartoon and that's what they like, right? So you can't say one way or another. Another story? That's right, it's a little story, it's cute. And then okay, there's a little character running around and my son likes it. He thinks it's cool. Okay, like Vampirina or whatever it is, Doc makes stuff

and they're all all of which you would consider of cartoons that were probably have more feminine energy and the male energy. So I don't blame kids for liking whatever they like, but you're're grown man. Yeah. And when you're choosing between breaking fucking bad in my little pony, and you're saying my little pony

is the better television, no, it's not. Wasn't written for you. Was written for a four year old. Yeah. The fuck. Wait, so this is the thing? This is the thing. It's 10s of thousands of grown adult men, 10s of thousands, they are selling out arenas for brony con.

Brony con. No way. Get a fucking job. What the fuck? We'll explain it a little bit more. Okay, let's first of all, I got some clips. They like the cartoon. They like the cartoon.

They like the cartoon. They like the toys. They like it all. I just, everything about it. According to them, that it started when the cartoon came out and a few guys, not intending to like it, watched it with some of their girlfriends, right? Then all the fucking sudden, they call their friends. This is what they say.

Almost to a tea, they all have, it's like they're a cult. They all say the same thing. Oh, you know, I watched a couple episodes with one of my friends. You know, she said, hey, we want to watch my little pony. It's a really good show. You my friends. She said, hey, we wanna watch my little pony. It's a really good show. You should watch them. It's not, it's fuck you.

It's fucking talking pony. It's a talking pony. I was just talking pony and then I didn't wanna like it. But then I had to like it because I was like, the writing is so good. The writing's not so good. What are you talking about? I watched an episode.

It's a cartoon for children. Is there an occasional laugh in there, or a giggle? Like, oh, that's cute. Yeah, there is, but you know what? There are television shows that were written for you to laugh. Yes. Like, scientifically created for you. And adult swim has plenty of.

Plenty of cartoons, geared towards adults. Yes. And it's scientifically created to tickle your little inch for whatever it is. Yeah. So I can only come to one conclusion. And this is another running theme. So they fall in love with the My Little Pony show.

Then they go about getting all of these little fucking pony, you know, collectibles, like I did with Dick Tracy. Yeah. Right, that'll mean nothing in 10 years from now. Right. That means shit now, won't mean shit later. I know, okay. Right.

And then it goes a little bit too far. They start dressing up like my little ponies. What? They start clapping. Which you don't even want to know this, but I got to tell you for context. It's masturbating to my little pony porn. No.

Because it's a cartoon, they can easily replicate what they're seeing on television. A halfway talented artist can now draw a my little pony and he can make his own cartoon, or computer-generated cartoon, and guess what they do? With all their talents and all their skills, everything that they got in the every inch of creativity

in their bone, where they could be make out there making money, doing wall art, whatever the fuck it is they could be doing. They're making my little pony porn, where they have ponies with genitalia. Yeah. Fucked out, man. That is fun.

Come on. We all know that a my little pony is made for a four or five or six year old girl. Therefore, the my little pony cartoon would appear to me that the ponies are four, five, six, seven years old. That's what happens. So now you're putting patuity tanks, but that's a horrible name for vagina, but patuity tanks on a pony and then putting your human, you know, cocked inside of the patuity tank. It's highly

disturbing. Oh my God, I don't want to watch this. You don't even want to know. You don't even want to know. Okay. I saw two pictures and I was like, that is enough for me. I have seen it all. God, I mean, people, the depths. The depths of depravity that yes. If we lose half our audience because I do this episode, I am gonna know

exactly where the commercial break found. I'm gonna do like an apology. I'm gonna be like, I'm sorry, bro. I'm gonna literally wear a horn and hoops and I'm gonna do like an apology. I'm gonna be like, I'm sorry, bronies. I'm gonna literally wear a horn and hoops. And I'm gonna be like, did it, did it, did it? Some glitter. Come get me. Sit.

We'll know what audience we were catering to. Yeah. Okay. So the point is, this is highly disturbing material. Yeah, it seems like it. Because it appears to me that you are fucking a child like Pony because now you're attracted to ponies. Pony! Yeah, ponies.

They're cartoon characters. Yeah, with like pink hair and I know that it's hard to get laid out there in the real world. I get it. I get it. I get it. I know that it's tough. I've talked to my friends out there in the single world.

It's hard to get laid when you're married sometimes. I mean, that's just the world we live in. It's just a thing. I know it's hard for a brother out there and it's thick and thick and something, you know, and make it consensual And you know, you got to follow all these rules and you know, that's just the world that we live in Yeah, you got it. You got to have consensual sex. It's got to be with a real woman and you know, you're a man Yeah, or a man whatever or or whatever. Yeah, but not a little pony pony Don't do the pony. Don't go towards the party. Or not a stuffed pony that you show off a giant on.

Silly disturbing. Oh my God. Me. Ha ha ha. Wow. Like I wonder the psychology in that. Not telling the psychology. What is happening?

You're fucked up. You need to go to a therapist. Your mom and dad didn't pay enough attention to you or some shit or too much attention to you. I'm not sure. Yeah, something. Wow. attention to you. I'm not sure. Yeah, something. Wow.

Good to see. Brian. We can't have bronies running around our streets. Fucking our little children pony. This is not the world we want to live in. No. You guys, you got to get out there and have intimacy with real women, with actual or people.

People, I'm sorry, you've been saying women. Adults. I'm saying, give me a saying women. I'm saying that because the clapping really is focusing on like the women ponies, right? Right? Okay. Now I'm sure that there's lots of gay men and other men, you know, who like other things that are probably

into the, probably into this brony thing too. But the reality is guys, you have to get out there and you gotta touch real people. You gotta have real conversations. Now, this brony con offers them an opportunity to do so. But what do they do? They just go right into the clapping. Now the sun wins just the clot,

it's like, you know, clawed hopping or whatever they fucking call it. Clawed out of the pot. Got some clawed hopper down the Wisconsin. Got his head stuck in a grill of a car. Right, get him out. Clawed out of the pot. What's that?

God help us. Ponies, who's fucking a pony? What? Who does this? Back in my day, you know what you do with a pony? You're roadin' like a man. You saddlein' it up, headin' out, what? I'm gonna put your penis in it.

I'm tired of it. You can't even stand that tall. How did you get that tall? What do you do? You get a ladder? No, I learned what a ladder was, it was a ladder. I put a of it. You can't even stand that tall. How do you get that tall? What do you do? You get a ladder? No, I learned what a ladder was. It was a ladder.

I put a ladder on a pony's ass. That's dangerous. So you know, never be it behind a pony. Never get behind a horse. You can get right in the pitouche. Right in the scrundle. You can get hit right in the longest. Now listen, I have searched the internet far and wide to try and tell a tale here that I can

weave seamlessly that you might I don't know if I'm doing a great job. Are you using your time wisely? That's a prize I'm still married Between the commercial break Often one in the morning texting Dan Cook. Hey, Dan. Hey, who's this? Brian.

Who's that? Bye. You up? Yeah. You up. Nudes. Picks or didn't happen. Okay, all right. So I want to share with you a few of these clips

that I called on the internet. Are you ready for this? Yeah. You know one's ready for this, actually. No, it's ready. No one's ready for this. But I'm gonna try and walk you through it. Okay, some of these clips are a little bit

on the longer side. We'll walk through it as we go on. One of my friends called me on Skype one day and said, hey, have you seen this show? My little pony French was magic. It's so good. I was like, isn't that like a show for real girls? Yes, yes it is.

They're brunette. What a real. They have home music. By the way, this is music specifically for bronies. They have whole songs dedicated to bronies. And the bronies run around singing. You know. Friendship is magic magic we love each other

really yes arrest everybody here at this conference everybody I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.

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Yeah. It's more like that. Yeah. Yeah, that seems like a disguise. I love it. I of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all,. No you are. I'm like, I know, I'm leaning closer to my monitor. I'm starting to think that maybe like the show has some kind of subliminal messaging in it. Because I watched like 30 seconds of an episode and I was like, it's fucking ponies, dance on a round of glitter roms.

Yeah. Like they're holding hands and you know, clapping. Did it. Hi. What do you call him? Hi. Yeah. The horseshoe. Yeah, remember call the horses. Yeah, remember the horses.

Yeah, look at that. Yeah, pink. And that's their, that's their, that's their greed to each other by the way. They click hoops. The show itself is extremely well done. The art is fantastic. The writing is wonderful. And the voice acting is just impeccable. The art is fantastic. The writing is wonderful and the voice acting is just

impeccable. Be your princess west. You're what? What? What's all this really well done? Listen, yeah, here's some expert. Here comes in some, some, some AV expert. That's not Peter Travers from Rolling Stone in case anybody wants to. That's it. Yeah. It was leading Closeter as monitor. That's right. Says something. Yeah. Yeah. Anybody leading closeter is monitor. That's right. Says something. Yeah. Anybody who leans in like a professional is like, the writing is excellent.

The voice characters are spot on. The story arc is unbelievable. Says John from his mom's basement. Says John. Says John with a saddle on his back. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yeah, those are those are adjectives you don't hear often spot on since the guy with a talent is Tattoo's jeans A tattoo is Calvin Klein got him on discount north St. Merck Today I learned this is huge movement of guys. They're just so into the show

It's not a show that you'd expect a lot of people my age and older to watch. No, it's not. The police. The police. I know. Take it. I always go death metal. The police.

Magic is coming to get you. Magic is for job. Oh my God. Let me play another clip for you. What is this show from? This is just from the internet. Yeah, the from the internet. Oh my God. Let me play another clip for you. What is this show from? This is just from the internet. Yeah, this is from the internet.

It's not on my strange addiction. No, no, no, no. But there is my strange addiction. It does have, there is a whole thing in, like, there's a whole fetish about being a horse, right? About being a pony. But this is not, or I don't think, these two fetishes are mixed together.

I think this is really about the, the my little ponies, but there are people who want to be a pony. Like they actually want to be a horse. That's all they're fitting all together. Okay, we can get into it. We'll do more of my strange addiction down the road. Maybe we'll do it next week.

Okay, this is a new another clip. Oh, this is a very long clip, but I want to place some of it. This guy recorded himself coming out to his father as a brony, coming out. Okay. Dad, mom, I have to tell you something. I'm in love with this stuffed animal. This semen filled stuffed animal. You gave me when I was six. It's what it's like. I've got to let you something.

I've here's a piece of advice, ladies. Or guys, if you find yourself swiping right or swiping left, and then you hit on some guy, and then you find out, you know, a little bit too late in the dating cycle that he's a brony, and you get to his house, and you find there's a bunch of stuffed animals, like my little pony stuffed animals around. Don't touch those. They have been defiled. You can always guarantee that there's been a lot of

wackin off going on to those ponies Dad Hey, uh, can I tell you something? I mean, can I tell you something? Sounds like a great relationship. Yeah, he's I mean, can I say something sounds like a great relationship Let me tell you about my best friend. It's a little pony in my room Are you calling me I told you never to call me.

That sounds like a dad of the year. And then at the end, he's going to wonder why his son is fucking a plastic pony. I told you never call me on this phone number or any phone number for that matter. All right, well, are you sitting down right now? Where are you right now? What does it matter? Where are you? This is a stick up. Are you sitting down? What does it matter? Because if you are sitting down, could you stay enough for a second? I hate when people ask that question, are you sitting down?

Not anymore. Because nothing good ever comes after. Are you sitting down? I need a talk. Yeah, we need a talk. Are you sitting down? I went to my dad's house this weekend and he gave it like, there's some family information,, I went to my dad's house this weekend and he

gave it like there's some family information, right? Some family news. But the walk we walk in the door and he says, Brian, I want you to sit down with something. Nothing ever good comes after that conversation. Nothing. Yeah, definitely not like guess what? I'm so happy. I know it's like, I lost, I lost your inheritance to, a Nigerian Oles camera. I'm not a grandmother's mother's. What's the stuff I'm going? I've been wanting to tell you this for a while now, but, guys, kind of hard to say um

I'm a brony I watched my little pony dead What? You had the same reaction I did What? Is this the thing? I mean I don't know. What the hell is that? Yeah. Brody. Brody? What the hell is that? I thought it was funny. You said you're getting married?

You say you've touched a woman? I have a bottle of champagne. I'm waiting. I'm waiting for the iPhone call. No, you're great about this. Yeah. I got the second base. I'm going to miss it.

I have five bottles of champagne in there. I'm going to miss it. I'm going to miss it. I'm going to miss it. I'm going to miss it. I'm going to second base. I have five bottles of champagne in the one for each base. I watch my little pony with my friends. I watch my little pony with a bottle full of lube. Oh my god. I'm a brony. I'm a brony dad.

I'm a brony. What the sense of pride, his father was having right now. As a father myself, I feel like I can see myself in this moment I would just be I've always wanted my son to say this yeah of all the things I wanted for you Oh just a attraction to a woman a small girl's cartoon is all I've ever wanted That's really gay. Oh, that's true. Are you gay?

Are you gay? Or something? No, dad. I'm not gay. A lot of my friends watch it. We all watch it. A couple of my friends even have the action figures. A couple of my friends even have the action figures.

That no one wants to touch. Because they're pretty disgusting. You don't trade bronies. It's like, you know, when I have an action figure, I do my thing with it. You do your thing with it. It's a jealousy thing, Dad. You don't touch my pony. I don't touch yours.

You know, I'll go, it's one time I came in and I caught Bob fucking my little plastic doll. We're friends, do it. We're even a friends, do it. We're even friends, do it. It's all good, Dad. We do it together. We have friends doing it. We have friends doing it. We have friends doing it. It's all good, Dan. We do it together. We literally, we clop together.

I could just see a room full of guys with these stuffed animals just riding with their pants down. Oh, butterfly or whatever name it is. Oh, gingerfish. Whatever. I don't even know what they're. Gingerfish whatever I don't even know that I know yeah gingerfish and butterfony Butterfly

If we touch ponies while we're working on the gate if I'm fucking my pony from behind and you're fucking your pony from behind and we touch pony ponie noses is that good? No? What the hell is this? What happened with the ICP thing? What happened with the Insane Clown Posse? Like, that's any better.

They said, yeah, ICP, which is Insane Clown Posse. What happened with that? That was such a healthy... That was such a healthy... That seems better now. Yeah, I loved it when you were smoking crystal meth, doing hot rails off the back of some strippers ass, getting tattoos, drinking fego

That seemed like it was going somewhere. Yeah, I felt like you were gonna be captive of your ICP group They vote you out how many was there three of you? Couldn't make it to captain no I thought you saw a breast one time I thought we're heading the right direction no no well Charlie I got to say all the phone calls I wanted to receive today while I was watching your grandmother's dog this is not one of them. I'm not sitting down. Dog's dead. Dog's dead. I forgot to feed it. Oh my god. Okay, a couple more minutes. I still like ICP. It's called a hatch. I still love ICP. Now me and my pony drink pay go together. We're both going to the Juggaloo cons Juggaloo Festival this summer. I bet I will bet you a thousand dollars.

And listen, I know the Juggaloo, I know a lot of people who are Juggalos speak highly of the Juggaloo festivals, right? You know, it's just the thing. It's like the, I- I'm with the jugalos. You know, the jugalos, I see pee in St. Clown Posse. We'll do one on the jugalos. I don't want to go through it all here.

We're gonna, I'm gonna try and stay a little bit focused on this very difficult to focus Monday afternoon. Yes. But Picslet Insane Clown Posse has fans and they are called jugalos. I will have. And they have a jugalos festival every year that is as crazy as you can expect it to be. It's red necks and strippers and lots of drugs and people with their pants around there.

I mean, it's just like, you should, I'm gonna send a documentary for you to watch and you'll get the full flavor of the jugalos and they are fucking insane. But a lot of the people who go there are like, listen, these are my friends, they're the only friends that I have. So maybe the brownies are like that too.

Maybe it's just, maybe for some of these people, it's just about more about getting a friendship, right? That's true. I don't have a friend. And a part of a group. Being part of a group, that's right. Okay, what are we running up here? We're running up against 45 minutes.

Maybe should we break this into two? Do you think we should break this into two or keep going? Well, I don't know. I don't know how do you feel about it. This is one of those decisions we have to make as a podcast. And we've gotten feedback that when we're on a roll, we should keep going.

Well, I want to hear the rest of it. Okay, let's keep on going. Okay, let's keep on going. Okay, one second here we'll be right back Okay, just give me a second because I actually don't trust the button to reset it Okay, so if you want to take a puff All right, well, are you sitting down right now? What where are down right now? Am I what? Where are you right now?

I'm not a grandmother's. What's the stuff I'm going to do? I've been wanting to tell you this for a while now, but um... Guys, it's kind of hard to say. I'm a brunt. I know that. I watch my little pony, dad. What?

I watch my little pony with my friends. I'm a brony. What? That's really gay. That's gay. Actually, gay. No. Are you gay? That's gay Actually Okay

Are you gay or something are you gay? You guys do? I'm not gay. I'm not gay. A lot of my friends watch it. We all watch it A couple of my friends even have the action No What the hell is this? What happened with the ICP? What happened with I still like ICP? It's called a hash You're going with the cars and my Okay This is crazy

Okay, three two one Okay, we had to reset the tape because I accidentally I accidentally I accidentally remodeled but okay here we go reset the tape because I accidentally I accidentally I accidentally remodeled but okay here we go. I'm still doing all that but I I'm still doing I know that in between fucking my ponies. Every time I get a break from wackin off them a little ponies I'm back out there and build them on the motorcycle. I'm on the motorcycle.

I'm listening to insane clown cars. I got pony riding shotgun. I'm gonna sign car. I just put it right in front of me. We ride down the street with a little unicorn and a hair flow in the wind. Just glitter throwing everywhere. Dad, this is the most manly thing I could have told you. You just don't understand the kids today. You're still at age when you're scared of pussy, dad.

You're telling me that, you replaced like, you replaced wanting to fix up top and motorcycles to fucking watch your child show? Dad, it's not a child show. Yes, it is. That's Charlie, that's where you get it wrong, or whatever your name is. First of all, this dad is winning no awards here. I mean, you can't even be a little bit understanding.

Like, son, can we catch you through a therapist? Do you need help? Like, I mean, you know, this is not a teller, this is not a, I don't think this is a healthy thing for you to be doing. But no, dad's like, oh, you're a fucking gay. I mean, first of all, let's cut with the colloquial bullshit, you know, are you gay?

No, you're not gay, because just because you watch my little ponies. You're a little weird. When you combine in St. Clown, Posse and the Bronies together. I mean, I'm sorry, my little pony, excuse me. I thought you'd show about what was it? It's about friendship and magic And really hot ponies

Dad is like Baywatch for ponies when I watch them clapping down the road I can't help myself Dad Dad come on come on I still like I stopped I used to like, I'm just throwing this in. I'm just throwing this in. It's just another, this is dead. Are you still sitting down? Yeah, he's still grandma's, where's the dog? Dead is just another iron in my fire. You know, I started that company to build motorcyles,

you know, Charlie's build a motorcycle company. Well well now it's a build a bear with only ponies got a lot I got a lot of people interested oh friendship and magic on a trial show please come on dad there's a really big fan base and they even have a they even have a convention in San Diego that Oh, yeah, they're not dude girls even grown women even come to this thing. No, they don't yeah There are some grown women at the brony con because I watched a whole movie about but they're yeah I'm not sure the paid. I think they're just looking for friends too, right?

I mean, yeah, and they also they really got into it when they were children and now Yeah, and listen if you have a got a room full of guys and you're gonna be one of the only few women there Yeah, I can understand the allure like hey if hey listen if there was There was a commercial brick. There was a Brian Green fan club and it was all women. I might show up, right? I'm married, but you know what I you get what I'm saying There's a huge fan, but there's a huge fan Yeah, I think this is becoming less about Charlie and more about dad. Yeah.

You're just gay, son. You're just a homo. That's all you are. Homosexual. I'm not. Oh, dad. I wish I could talk to that guy. I wish I could just be like, he's not much damage you've done to your son.

You wonder why your son likes insane clown posse and bronies. Yeah. You know why? It's because you never once told your son he is okay, just as he is. Yes. Yeah. And in a situation like this, you call for professional help. And you talk your son off the ledge.

You'd be like, hey dude, you can't be fucking pony. Better help. Better help. You cannot be fucking ponies. Betterhelp.com. You cannot be fucking ponies. Ha! Betterhelp.com.

Please don't fuck the ponies. Ha! I think they have something in the copy that says if you're fucking the pony don't call this is not for pony fucking not meant for pony fucking man oh you want to hear a little bit about clapping? I mean, okay, just real quick. Well, while we're here, while we're just having to stay longer, hold on, what second?

I had some discussions with people over our pointies over at the clapping Reddit. There's a whole subsection of Reddit dedicated to clapping. Yeah, don't go there. I don't know. I don't know. Unless you want to use better health.com.

I RSCs at night. I learned some things about one of some things about myself. One thing is that I consider clopping to be an art form. You can sit or clopping to be an art form. You can serve, you can set a clopping to be an art form. You can set a masturbating to ponies and art form. And by the way, I recorded the art. I mean art is subject interpretation. You're right.

Hey, sure, maple thurped took it a long way. Maple thurped took it a long way. Got it. Listen, I consider my love making an art form, right? I'm not sure Astrid thinks the same thing. I think she thinks of me as a cartoon pony. She's like, uh, Erie comes again with his dongle and his hornfish. He's looking at his scrondole. Here comes his scrondole. What a scrunder.

And I consider it to be something that can be classy and something that can be disgusting. Ah, okay. Most people think that clapping is disgusting, I think. But I think that it can be classy. One thing that would make classy is the the a version to or if you put the generals off camera. Now that seems weird to a clapper but they won't hear me out. Does he have a coke nose? No. He's not taking stuff. No, I just think that's a deviated septum childhood.

That's probably allergies. Like an allergy to peanuts or something. Just think about Flutter Beep. Flutter Shack is beep to the amazing. Flutter Beep. Flutter Beep. Just think about Flutter Beep. What is Flutter Beep?

I don't know, but we're all thinking about it now. He says, just think about Flutter Beep. Like, we all know what you're talking about. Just think about flutter be what is flutter be I don't know what we're all thinking about it now he says just think about flutter be like we all know what you're talking about just think about flutter be and flutter beeps vagina when you say if you take flutter beeps vagina and you put it off camera it turns into a whole different thing yeah classic now it's a you know it's classy everyone understands like oh there's flutter beeps tits ever actually see her her generals generals, but you see her humping this court. You don't really know she's helping this court

into the last moment. Oh, I get it. That's how it goes. What if you're not, if you're helping this court in private, then, oh, yeah, see that one video had more impact on me than out of the video videos all the pictures of ponies just flashing their reginais You see that's that's how clapping video can be classic. Oh

That's my opinion anyway No one wanted to hear your opinion. Oh I feel dirty just listening to that clip. Yeah. Ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da. Ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha-ha. Yeah. That's too much for my ears. You know how porn can be cl- you know how porn of, you know, three men and two women

going out and it can be classy. Just don't show the pussy's. Yeah. Yeah, as long as the pussy is off camera, it's so classy. It's not how it works. When you're fucking a pony, there's nothing classy about that. Nothing classy.

I don't know what to say, Chrissy. Okay. I think we can get it on another episode. I love you. I'm so glad you're back. This is my little one. Not me. Nope, not me at all. I'm in this strawberry break. with my little brother. Not me. Nope, not me at all.

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