The Commercial Break - Divert & Prosper

Episode Date: October 4, 2023

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But oh hi, how is your day? And I think, fuck off. What are you talking about? How was my day? My day has got absolutely nothing to do with you. MUSIC On this episode of The Commercial Break, that's so insightful, Chrissy.

As long as you're diverting the attention away from your own bank account and giving the glory to God everything's cool. It's all good, baby You need a new plane get one you want to pour sti-v-t you want to take that house claim it? The next episode of the commercial break starts now Yeah, kids and kids welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and director of Kissy-Pate Services, Kristen Joy-Odely.

Best of you, Kris. Thanks, he's right. Thanks, he's right. Best of you out there in the podcast universe. You, week and we, sell you. I'm just asking a question. Like, Chrissy Fart? Yeah, no, that Chrissy Farts in the jar.

I don't want to get involved in it, you know, I can't take all that. That's going to make that's too much for me. That's too much for me. I love you, but I don't want to know what your Farts smell like. Not interested. We did a whole show on somebody that had sold their Farts in the jar. Yeah, we all heard it. Yeah, the girl from 90 Day Fiancé.

That was a girl. What's going on? Well, I don't remember a name. Now that I'm in the mix of that whole... Yeah, you're down the rabbit hole now, huh? In the ecosystem. Yeah. Wow, this 90 day fiance the other way, this the newest season, I was watching it last

night like the tell-all. It is just, it is clear. They must have a psychologist on staff that rejects the people that are absolute, that are any, any semblance of normal and take only the fucked up ones because every single relationship that they showcase has some kind of serious issue going on in it and the other person is too blind to see it or they're both so whacked out

that it's the most shit showy of shit shows and they do it on purpose, you know that they do and then these tell-alls end up be, so listen to this, I'll just share with you a little bit about this ready? Guy is dating a transsexual woman The transsexual woman he goes over to London to meet his it's 90 day the other way So they are going to the other country to meet up with them and spend some time with them and then eventually I assume coming back to America Yeah, marry them possibly come back to America

But they're just showcasing that they're in another country meeting up with this person. They've only known online and eventually I assume coming back to America. Yeah, marry them, possibly come back to America, but they're just showcasing that they're in another country meeting up with this person, they've only known online. So one of the couples, a transsexual woman, and a, you know, a man, and they date, and everything seems fine at first. They have sex, the producers ask both of them independently if they had sex the night before. The trans woman says yes. The man says no. And the trans sexual woman,

the trans woman then gets very upset about this. She feels like he's trying to hide. He's embarrassed. He didn't want to do it. He wants to keep his friends out of the loop. He doesn't want his parents to know. He doesn't want his family to know. You can understand. That probably gets right inside your fucking head. But he's going on a show with that this is broadcast. God damn it, he's on television. He's never, dude, own it.

It's cool. Who fucking cares anyway? Whatever, dude, whatever is clever. I don't care. I think the storyline is interesting because the two people are interesting. It doesn't matter what parts you're using to have sex. Own it, right? Yes. Okay. So anyway, at some point, it becomes clear that she is very feeling very sensitive about

and jealous of the fact that he is outgoing. He's a little slick with his words. He's not necessarily transparent about everything. So she's starting to sense that he's a little slick with his words, he's not necessarily transparent about everything. So she's starting to sense that he's a little bit bullshitty, she's been hurt in the past, and she doesn't want some player, essentially. Okay, ready? Makes sense. The last episode of regular television programming

for 90-day fiancee, the other way, shows that they have an argument because he is cooking Thanksgiving dinner for this woman and her friend. And he mentions that he was at a bar earlier in the day and he met this very nice lady who he invited to dinner, but she didn't show up. Okay, so there's, so this guy goes to a strange bar in a strange country, knowing no one, bellies up to the bar, meets a woman,

and vites are over for dinner. For Thanksgiving dinner. For Thanksgiving dinner. They don't even celebrate Thanksgiving in England. So you can understand that someone that's already feeling a little bit insecure about the relationship is now in like overdrive about this. Ready?

Tell all comes. This is how twisted the producers, the producers at 90 day fiancee have become. So they have this argument, but it blows over. He leaves. They say, goodbye. She's super upset. He's feeling emotional. What a, it is so important for 90 day fiancee to cause the drama they know you're there watching for that at the tell all the reunion special where they all come back together You get a little update you get to ask the hard questions answer the hard questions They bring this girl they start talking about Thanksgiving dinner and they find the girl from the bar and they bring her on Do it because this guy claims it's just plutonic, I'm just the kind of guy I make friends

everywhere I go. What are you talking about? There's no way she could have, she had no way that woman could have ever thought that I was hitting on her. No way. And anytime you say that, anytime you say, you are basically full of fucking shit. Right. Anyway, anytime you say, trust me. I mean, you're just telling people that you're not being honest. Trust me, I know. Anyway, so he, I mean, the tap dancing that was going on in that state.

Hey, yeah, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, as this woman is ready, this woman's coming in hot too. She's ready, I think now that she knows the situation, she's probably coming in to bust this guy's chops like hey, dude. You were hitting on me You did make it sound like you we you were gonna invite me over on the date And I didn't know that you had a girlfriend already who was waiting for you at home to cook her Thanksgiving dinner 90 day fiance has found a way to make it so interesting I mean honestly this guy in the relationship is the unstable one.

He is quite slick. He is not transparent. He is full of shit. And I think he's dangerous for this woman who is obviously fragile from that experiences, time after time after time. And she's getting herself into another one. And this guy is like the wrong answer for it. And now they're bringing on the girl that he talked to at some random bar

go ninety day fiance rude everybody's life live on television oh man i love it i love it i just think it's incredible i just i know i kids i wasn't it now now either on back on the single life oh you're back on the single i did a single i'm not love island is a whole shit show got all the ninety day fiancés are just total shit shows that that that marks the twelfth uh... episode in two months that we've done nothing but talk about that if you are we're becoming a shield for that if you are it's just too easy yeah so that i think the original question will you be the

the we can i sell you that that that that that I sell you? Can I sell you? Well, give me some more context. All right, here's a context. As we were talking about previously before we actually started recording the episode. Now I'm trying to remember what we. Yes. We just recorded half an episode before Brian remembered that you actually have to press record to record an episode. That hasn't happened in a while. Be fair. Be fair about it. That hasn't happened in a long time. Okay. So we got a couple of responses to our which dive bar would you like us to come to on the TCB tour that is in the book so it'll never happen, but we're just curious as to which dive bar you would have us go. And man, did we get a couple interesting responses? We got a guy, I think it was a gentleman, a guy

that responded to us about a bar in Virginia and Chrissy. I'm telling you what, there is no, I have never seen a dive bar like this. It is literally the divious of bars as if it was underwater at some point. That's if it's underwater now, I'm not sure. Maybe bar. It looks like an outhouse with a bar.

That's what it is. It's an outhouse with a bar. It can maybe fit five, six, seven people in there. I don't know. And that's perfect for us. It's perfect for us. That's the size of our audience. If all of our audience members showed up,

we still wouldn't sell the place out. And that includes us being two of the people they can fit in there. Right. And then there was just a number of other wonderful that bar. So I got to thinking, what if we did like a, I don't know like a TCB con, right?

Where we dress up as our favorite TCB character. Right. You know, we can have people from the show come and sign things. I don't even know. I don't know. I'm throwing stuff with them all and seeing what sticks. But what if we did a TCBn, who would you show up as?

Well, I was thinking about it because we just talked about it in the part that we did record. That's true. And I think it would be either Teresa Caputo or let me add in the magical girl. Oh, stars, star lights, star burn, star sun, whatever, and everything. Oh, she would be a good one. You could probably pull that off really well. I would go Frankie B, but I think it's two on the nose. I would like to actually have Frankie B there. If we did a TCB con, we'd have to have Frankie there. We would have signing pictures for $5.

That would be amazing. So I think I would go like deep into the catalog and I would either do amazing. So I think I would go like deep into the catalog and I would either do like swarving Irving, I would be swarving Irving. Or would you be in a box? I don't know. Yeah. What I question is, do the alive version of the dead version of swarving Irving. I don't know. I don't know. Good question. Maybe Henry Fonda, because that's going way way back there or Carl I would be Carl Carl for sure Yeah You'd have to like go shirtless with some abs Victory V girl this is the way to the way the lower

Tart is through my penis. If it's only this whole, I don't know what's unclear about that. Leviticus 3 through whatever. I don't know is it important just know that it's in the Bible. You're not actually going to read it anyway. I just say that. So girl, this is what I'm talking about. So, we get to TCB con. I'll put you up on one of those little dunk tanks. I throw a ball, and if someone hits you and gets you into dunk tank,

they get a wet hot kiss for me. What do you think? We talk Jeff into that girl. I think so, yeah, Jeff would be down. Sweet. I was talking to Jeff the other day. I was explaining to him that it's possible, it's probable that you have syphilis

and then he should probably break up with you. And then I dropped a fat cash, some fat cash at the front door. Just letting them know I love them, hey bro, I support you. Sorry about all that syphilis. It was $10,000. What do you say you take over one of the branches of Ilsa? Oh my god. And I'll take over your position in the house you know what I'm saying? And by position I mean behind the Chrissy. Hey Jeff it's Carl checking in on that little deal we made. Call you later. Send me picture your balls when you get a chance. I'm not picky.

I just got thrown out of church. I'm not picky. I can't preach on a full dick. No. For some reason the women don't like me. I don not picky. I can't preach on a full dick. No. For some reason the women don't like me. I don't know. I saw an interview with Carl. Matt Carl.

He's from recently. He got hired at another church. He did. Yeah, like another winged thing. Care is mad. He is. There's no doubt he's charismatic. Because he's a maniacal egomaniac.

Yes. So and they all are charismatic. This is why people like Donald Trump so much, right? Whether or not whatever we think of him, however you ingest him, there are millions of people that are caught up in the personality because that's what narcissists do. They catch you in their grip.

And I'm not saying Joe Biden and a narcissist either. I don't know. I don't fucking know. But I think Donald Trump is like the easier example to explain to people because you hear so much more from Donald Trump than you ever do from Joe Biden. Maybe because I think it's nap time for Joe Joe sleeping. Sleepy time for Joe Joe. I just imagine Joe Joe with like one of those little hats on. The night gap. Yeah, like the old hats that the old men used to wear with a little ball hanging down and big oversized pajamas and someone brings them a cup of tea and like night night show How does how did this thing stay on when you slept? I?

Don't think that was the point. I think the point was to cover your head so the god didn't see it or something I don't know who knows good night john john eugh. So, Carl got hired by this other winged thing fly by night prosperity preacher, finger bang, and whatever his name is. He got hired by another pastor to preach at this pastor's up and coming church. And everybody who's in that community is upset because obviously they're like, you're getting fooled by Carl again, right?

Yeah. But the people at this new church support the whole situation, I guess, at least that's what's being said, support the situation. So Carl's back preaching and Hillsong itself had their CEO, president, whatever it was founder, he stepped down because his father was

Yeah. doing some crazy shit to children and covering it all up. And now the church is being sued as is the Brian, whatever his name is. He's being sued. But the point is, Hillsong got a new, like global ministry preacher, pastor, and it's a couple.

And the guy you got to see this guy, I'm going to ask Morgan if she can find a picture of the new Hillsong preacher. I think his last name is Lou. Chrissy. The guy is in his 60s. He is wearing a skater beanie with wavy blonde hair. Think, um, thinks Pecoly. Okay. Thanks. Pecoly in his wavy hair with a skater beanie and skater clothing on. He's in his 60s.

I saw his like introduction to the congregation, the big videotaped worldwide presentation in front of, I did not understand a fucking word the guy said. He was so nervous and so all over the place, but what I did know is this, I am never going to be 60 years old, still shopping at Surf and Sun. Damn, for Florida.

I'm just not gonna do it. Oh yeah. But I watch doesn't even think so. I'll make a note of that. I have to. Yes. I'm like, I'm desperately trying to dress age appropriate. I know it doesn't always happen,

but I'm desperately trying to do it. Like age appropriate, but still cool. Yes, yes. Sure is that transitionary period. Yes. Like with when you get to a certain age. When you get to a certain age, and that certain age is like anywhere over 27, you start happening to think about, well, I guess Doc Martins and Bell Bottom Jeans aren't cool anymore.

I guess my, you know, Lala Paloza 1997 shirt, probably is not the coolest thing. It'll get cool again, but I shouldn't be wearing it. I might. That's for the young kids to bring back, not for me. But honestly, that's why when I go to Spain, I buy a new wardrobe, you know why? Because they have clothing that looks cool

on gentlemen of a certain age. The European, the European, yeah. They have clothing that fits cool on gentlemen of a certain age. The European, yeah. Yes, they have clothing that fits your swollen prostate. So there you go. I'm looking for it. I'm into it. But I see some of these guys.

Some of these guys dress way older than they actually are. And that's a shame. It's a damn shame because you look way older than you actually. Yes. But some of these guys suffer the other fate, which is they are still dressing like techno hippies when they're 48 years old. Look at him.

My sister and I encountered one at this restaurant that we went to. Oh yeah. We went to the wall back. Over the weekend. Was it the guy from 90 day fiance? He'd be belly up to the bar and invite you to Thanksgiving dinner.

We never had, you know, move to a new neighborhood. I'd never been to this place. And we walk in and this patron at the bar invite you to thank you for that you know moves to a new neighborhood had never been to this place and uh... we walk in and this patron at the bar turns around and is like whoo you know ogling yeah telling and i and we're like okay we'll sit outside and the fact that the fresh mint double the fun double the tit sand double the pels sitting there eating lunch outside and I'm sitting killing his, you just missed the guy from the bar that just came to the window and looked out.

No way. And I was like, what? What? He did? Okay, that's strange. Anyways, we see the guy a little bit later. He walks out and starts talking to us. He's the owner.

Oh. Oh, the place. Yeah. Yep. And oh, that's just thinking about the he was wearing. And I think he was probably in his 60s. He was wearing a Mickey mouse t-shirt. Oh, yeah. And had like a rainbow something on it. And he started talking to us, the Spittle going everywhere.

I'm like, Kelly, I'm talking about his day to days. Oh, he just injured himself. He injured himself skating in his mid 60s. Well, he's just trying to make you seem. He's trying to make you feel like he thinks. He's cool because he's doing young things. All his nose was very red.

And he was talking about that. That's the thing about the restaurant industry. I know. It was difficult. First of all, he said he had that place for 15 years. Yeah. And I was like, yeah, bad. I went a bit of 15 years. Every bit of 15 years or 50 years. Which makes it like 30. Yeah. 40. Yeah. You get stuck in a time hole. There's a time warp that goes on in the restaurant and the industry. And some people don't realize how old they actually are. Now, restaurant business, I know lots of people have been making a living doing that

because I worked in the restaurant business. I know people that are doing it still to this day, 20, 25 years later. I went to a restaurant, which is what I might be doing here very shortly. So I'm not throwing stones. You know, little Rochambon never heard anybody until they did hurt a bunch of people until people started dying because of it. Yeah, you know you're getting old when all the people who were still partying are flopping over like fish.

Yeah. I go to this restaurant down the street from my house. I've gone there a number of times. I know the owner. The owner is a former executive chef where I was a manager, a waiter, a bartender. Oh, right. That place. Yeah.

Okay. Lovely human being. And I've known him for a long time and I consider him a dear friend. But he's in his 60s now, it's gotta be, right? And he has nothing but under 25-year-olds working at this place. And there are a ton of them. This place is huge. He owns it, it's extraordinarily successful,

but he is always there every time I go because that's what the restaurant business requires that you do. Number two, number number one, number two, you literally have to pickle your liver, so you have to keep drinking 24 hours a day. And there's no better place to drink than at the restaurant where you buy your own booze.

For other people to drink, you know what I'm saying? So he is like, I mean, he's just, he's going. Like he's just a kid. He's a kid. All these other kids are keeping him young. He's running all over the place. He's saying hello. So he comes over at one point.

We're talking about the old days. He says, I'm so severely understaffed here. You know, and I got a bunch of kids running around here. So some of them don't have experience. And you know, I'm just trying to like keep the place together. It's so busy. I want to make sure that everyone has a good experience. He looks at me.

He goes green. He's going to call me green. He goes green. You want a job? And I'm like, I don't. My wife is like, yes, he goes green, you want it? This girl used to call me green. He goes green, you want a job? And I'm like, I don't. My wife is like, yes, he wants a job. Yes, he does. Pick a couple extra jobs.

Yes, I don't want him in the studio late at night, but the restaurant making actual money, that'll take. We'll do that. Let's do that one. Ashtard is so ready. She's like, yes, a normal job. I'll be taking away by waitresses and cocaine and What's the light? I know With a bottle of guillotine Classic And a straw in my nose Yeah

I'm not going to do that I'm not going to do that I'm not going to do that I'm not going to do that I'm not going to do that I'm not going to do that I'm not going to do that I'm not going to do that I'm not going to do that I'm not going to do that I'm not going to do that I'm not going to do that I'm not going to do that I'm not going to do that I'm not going to do that I'm not going to do that I'm not going to do that I'm not going to do that I'm not going to do that I'm not going to do that I'm not going to do that I'm not going to do that I'm not going to do that I'm not going to do that I'm not going to do that I'm not going to do that I'm not going to do that I'm not going to do that I'm not going to do that I'm not going to do that I'm not going to do that I'm not going to do that I'm not going to do that I'm not going to do that I'm not going to do that I'm not going to do that I'm not going to do that I'm not going to do that I'm not going to do that I'm not going to do that I'm not going to do that I'm not going to do that I'm not going to do that I'm not going to do that I I know with a bottle of the antique glass and a straw in my nose.

Yeah, just blood dripping out of my nose. Yeah. Oh, we thought he was doing so well. That commercial break seemed to really turn things around for me. I mean, not financially or physically or mentally But I don't know he seemed like he was doing okay It's on the chart. Yeah, he's on the charts somewhere. That was even matter And look at him now blood pouring out of his nose

He does however seem to be dressing much younger Are those mom jeans he's wearing? Is he wearing a Taylor Swift T-shirt? No, he's not wearing a Taylor Swift T-shirt. It's Olivia Rodney going out. Get on with it. Taylor Swift's yesterday's news. Do a LEPA. That's who I'm in to now do a lepa Holy shit that girl's gorgeous. I know isn't she like a perfect human being. I know I know I'm trying to find flaws. I can't even her music's okay. I mean it's not great But it's alright do a lepa was one of the ones I think I downloaded just to kind of see and on the apple music Oh, yeah, and now just keep playing. I don't even know what she says, because I'm mesmerized by her.

I am. I'm sorry. I just have to admit it. I am. Do it, but anyway, I'm not probably not going back to the restaurant in this reality time so. That's good. No, I would never survive.

No, I would never survive. I'm too way too old for the chat. Yeah, it is a young person's game. But you know who we might see at that restaurant sometimes who does carol, because I don't think the new church is gonna work out either. And that prosperity preaching bullshit, it just keeps on going, it keeps on going.

It's nice. There are so many people, and I think really, you know, people with the best interest of their organized religion at heart, keep on saying the prosperity preachers are bullshit. Stop it, it's enough. They don't need private jets. They don't need $7 million homes.

They can live in a comfortable $500,000 house and drive a nice, you know, use Mercedes around. Like do we really need to be giving them all these things? For what? There's no, they don't have access to God any more than I do. And so, and I also think that, you know, religion takes the form of the moment. Religion always has taken the form of the moment. New religions pop up, new versions of religions pop up,

that accommodate what's going on today in the here and now. And I think everybody, and I can say this about myself too, I think everybody knows that being able to provide for yourself financially can certainly make life just a little bit easier. Actually, it all stops and ends with money. That's all that's it. That's it.

But these prosperity preachers are preaching something that sounds very attractive to almost every human being on earth, which is, pray a little, give a little, and you get back 10 fold. But I highly doubt that in most circumstances that ever happens. And so the prosperity preaching to me is also just a bunch of horseshit trying to get your money out of your pockets so they can put it in their pockets when they know damn well, nothing's going to happen at all. Well, and it would be one thing too, if're saying okay, give, I mean I give to charities

and so, you know, give and then with that pot of money I'm not going to go get a private plane. No. But we're going to go do the good works of the Lord. Yes. And he's down and you know, his site, whatever. That's not what these people do. I mean, even the biggest of the big Joel Olstein literally shuddered his doors when Houston was underwater after that. Heard a pain a couple of years ago. Shuddered the doors,

because he didn't want to get the carpet ruined. It's such horse shit, right? They don't practice what they preach. They almost never do. And I'm sure there are exceptions to the rule, but I'm just talking about the generally known, my ability to, I'm just talking about the generally known, my ability to, I'm just talking about the things that I have time to look at on the internet.

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And then we'll be back to this episode of The Commercial Break. All right. All right. So I thought that, with that in mind, talking about Carl, having a little fun with him, what drives me more crazy than a prosperity preacher, or prosperity preacher's defending prosperity preacher. Wow.

Like a exception. It's like inception. You're in a hole inside of a hole where they just go on with nonsense. I'm sure they're about to quote some scriptures and stuff like that. Here is a gentleman from the 700 club, I believe. One of those stations.

Oh, the old 700 club. Yeah, but this is not one of those old fogies. This is a young guy from Singapore, very famous up and coming prosperity preacher. And he's got some words to say about prosperity preaching and why God actually wants him to be rich. Oh, okay. Why Jesus's last will and testament said, you shall be rich. Let's take a listen. The question I'm

waiting without further ado, I was drawing on the internet as you do as I do like to do. I couldn't leave that out. I was saying with a whole crowd would be like what? I mean, by the whole crowd, all three of us. The question I want to ask is that who do they give credit to for their own success and prosperity? Who to home or to what do they give prosperity? To themselves, to their smarts? No, God, God wants to get all the glory. Remember it is the Lord God who gives you power to get wealth. So people, so hold on one second. So we kind of dive in the middle. This is like an intro to this video that we're gonna watch, but this guy

is basically sharing with us that as long as you're giving credit to God, then it doesn't matter how much money you take from people. It's the people who give credit to themselves that really need to be stopped. I'm not really sure. I think you're drawn at straws here, but I'm not really sure it makes a fuck of difference.

Who you're giving the credit to when you're taking other people's money and using it for your benefit while they suffer greatly. And he's selling a book. Of course they're selling a book. They're always selling some shit. That... that... teach against that... are teaching against the cross. Wow. Is that what you just said? Wow.

Wow! Say that again, Betty. Tadena gets the cross. People who teach that we should not be making millions of dollars a year are basically teaching against Christ. Am I right? Wow. Wow. So insightful, Betty. About what Jesus did for us fully at the cross. Wow. Many of them. Okay, just for those of you listening,

we're watching a split screen here. The gentleman with the accent is talking from Singapore, and then there's two people that are talking from Dallas on this praise show. It's a, I think it's a husband and a wife team there. I assume it's a husband and a wife team, and she is just so indignant at the fact that somebody has thought that maybe she shouldn't be making millions of dollars because that's going against the word of the Lord.

I believe that they're not aware of that. I think they believe they are fighting for the purity of the new testament teachings and all that, but personally, I think there's a lot of hypocrisy there. Oh, you do. Oh, okay. Because many of them who have come against the prosperity teaching, now I'm against the, I think we all understand and we are all on the same page.

We are all against the abuse of these teachings. Absolutely. The wrong teachings of prosperity, the producers, materialism, greed, avarice, we are all against that. But those that are yet. Let's just breeze right over that part. we're all against that. But those that are, let's just breeze right over that part. We're all against that. Then why are you wearing $50,000 jackets?

Yeah, and rings and jewelry. And there's like a T-set on the back. There's a T-set in the back. Clearly he's staying at the nicest hotel in Singapore, which is the most expensive place in the world to travel to, by the way. It's prosperity as a whole is negating the scriptures because the reason I say that there's some hypocrisy here is because many of them are prospering.

They have more than one car, they live in expensive homes, they send their children to the best schools and they want their children to succeed. But all the while they are coming against prosperity. So the question I want to ask is that who do they give credit to for their own success mereka mencari kelihatan, tapi semua orang mereka kelihatan dipercaya. Jadi, masalah yang saya nak mencari, who didegi kelihatan untuk mereka kerja dan kelihatan. Who, to whom, atau what didegi kelihatan? To themself, to their smarts? Or to Brian Green from the commercial break.

No, God wants to get all the glory. Remember, it is the Lord God who gives you power to get wealth. So if you say that you are against the God-prospring people, then how do you explain your prosperity? Who do you give glory to for your prosperity? Your own intellect, your own prowess? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

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It's just, really, that means something to you. This, this, uh, re are misdirection of one of the atoning works of the cross. of one of the atoning works of the cross, you got a little fired up on that. That's, this is an issue to you, isn't it? The reason being because of this teachings, so called teachings against prosperity, that has caused a lot of people to shun it all together, all together, and as a result, yeah. He's wearing a hundred thousand dollar watch.

Faith is not reaching out to God to even believe for that aspect of their lives. They are so afraid. Pastors are intimidated from preaching this message. Last day, they be lumped among the prosperity preachers. And last said, we are all against the abuse, but to negate. We are all against the abuse, but not particularly. These guys are not against the abuse, but to niggas. We are all against the abuse, but not particularly. These guys are not against the abuse. That's what they do.

They're trying to literally run an end round around you. They're saying that there's an uprising right now about prosperity preaching, because there's a couple of people with common fucking sense in their head that are saying this makes not a shit worth of sense. That we are telling our preachers, it's okay to have anything that they want for any reason because they are preaching a certain version of the of the scripture

as you should have anything you want at any time just because you pray to the Lord. Doesn't work like that. And not in my opinion because it does it. No. Should we be doing something that we're not doing? We need to start a church. I've been saying this for two years, and I think I think it's time for the church at TCB. Let's get it on.

Our first preacher is going to be Frankie B. Our second preacher, Adam the liar. We're going to get all the big names involved, and we're all going to start preaching the Word of the Lord that you need to give us money so that you can prosper. Because that's exactly, you know what, Chrissy? You know what you think about it? that you need to give us money so that you can prosper. Because that's exactly, you know what, Chrissy? You know what you think about it?

I've been doing this my entire life. I've been giving other people money, hoping I wouldn't prosper. If I'd only done it the other way around. The whole teaching of prosperity that God is restoring in this last day is just like in times past, during the times of Martin Luther. He didn't understand about the gifts of the Holy Spirit. Dia tak tahu tentang kesalahan-kesalahan, dia tak tahu tentang kesalahan-kesalahan, tapi banyak menerima kembali ke kesalahan-kesalahan,

di masa hari dan hari ini, dan kemudian, kemudian, kemudian, kemudian, kemudian, kemudian, kemudian, kemudian, kemudian, kemudian, kemudian, kemudian, kemudian, kemudian, kemudian, kemudian, kemudian, kemudian, kemudian, kemudian, kemudian, kemudian, kemudian, kemudian, kemudian, kemudian, kemudian, kemudian, kemudian, kemudian, kemudian, kemudian, kemudian, kemudian, kemudian, kemudian, sit you first, the kingdom of God, and all these things will be taken away from you. Why do you say it? Instead of that, it says all these things will be added unto you.

Wait. I didn't understand a word of that gobbly gook because quite frankly, it's gobbly gook. It's lucky in circles. Why did he become poor at the cross? Because he wants pretty sure he got nailed to it. Like, you know, I don't think they left him with any money in his pockets. I'm it. Like, you know, I don't think they left him with any money in his pockets. So I'm just taking a wild guess here.

I don't get it. And that's why you should go with prosperity breaching. I'm so confused. He's saying that he thinks that people who are against prosperity breaching are missing the point, that the point is that he should be taking money from his congregation. We got a letter one time, and I'm in a paraphrase because I'm just doing this off the top my head but we got a letter one time from a woman whose

family had been a part of one of these big mega churches. The entire family had been part of it and she was like a teenager they had been going to this this church and she said she had watched as her father and her mother basically bled their accounts dry in order to give to this church as it was building its foundation, you know, whatever the fuck that means, building its foundation. And then they realized they had like a moment of clarity when she was in her 20s. The parents did had a moment of clarity that holy shit, we've been giving all of our money to the church

and not keeping enough for ourselves in our own future. Right? And she was saying in the letter that they very literally took the tidying principle of 10% of everything that you make, goes straight to the church, that they hadn't been able to save. They hadn't be able to do certain things because they were giving this all to the church.

Doesn't sound like prosperity preaching to me. It's prosperity for one, for one person. The person heading the church. And everybody else is supposed to get in line in obey. I only wish we had that kind of power here at the commercial break. Wow. We couldn't even get one person to pay for our fucking Patreon.

Not one. Not one. Well, we had one. Okay, we had one. We couldn't even get one person to pay for our fucking Patreon. Not one. Not one. Well, we had one. Okay, we had one. We had a few. It was a few. Do you? Do you? Wow. Wow. Did you go to organized religion when you were a kid? Not really. For any reason, like did you do any organized religion? Like Easter stuff. Easter and Christmas and stuff like that.

You guys would show up to like, what kind of church? My grandfather used to go to like a Presbyterian church. Yeah. What's the difference between Presbyterian and Catholic say? Right, I think a lot. But yeah, but like I don't know. What are the differences between Presbyterian and Catholic churches? Uh, well there's the whole Mary situation that's involved with the Catholic Church.

Oh, the mother Mary. Mm hmm. Oh, okay. And what did she do? I mean, what was she had Jesus? She had Jesus. I know what she had Jesus. Jesus Christ.

I think I have a moron. Oh, so they don't so they don't do marry in the present but they're not really like praying to Mary. Oh, you don't pray to Mary, you don't think she got pregnant on the, whatever. I don't know. I didn't go to learn. You didn't go to learn? I didn't go to learn, I go to give money.

That's what I did, I gave money. Because I went to Catholic church. I know. You're the one who should know the difference is because you went to Catholic school. But I went to Catholic church. They didn't teach you the differences in the different religions. That's the problem with the Catholic religion. Is that they only want you to learn about one religion? They're religion. Well, I do know this. There was a pretty strong suggestion that you should

tithe also at the Catholic Church, or at least donate on a weekly basis. But the priests at the church that I went to locally were some of the most judgmental motherfuckers I've ever met. I don't know if I ever told this story, but I walk out of, and by the way, I mean, I won't get into all of this because it's not funny stuff here on the commercial break,

but the Catholic church is fucking terrible from head to toe. And I know this because I have family members that were personally affected by the scandals that have rocked the church. But here's the point about the priests that were in this. We go to church, my mom tries to drag us there every Sunday.

I think mainly so that the Catholic church will pay for our education, but anyway, whatever. So we get dragged to church one day and my mom is like running late and so she's like, put on your shoes, let's go. Buh-buh-buh. So Kevin and I put on sneakers, like white sneakers. We go to church, we're leaving priests standing outside shaking everybody's hands, greeting them. And as we're walking by the priest, he grabs my mom and he says,

this is the reason that the Catholic Church is going downhill. The future of the Catholic Church is going downhill because your children are wearing sneakers to church. Oh, that's the reason. Doesn't have anything to do with thousands of priests touching young men in inappropriate places. It's the sneakers.

Yeah, it's the sneakers, Brian. Jesus, Jones. I know, you've had a really bad experience with that. Terrible, terrible. I've had good experiences with religion, like when I have gone to churches and there's a lot of good people that I know that are, you know, religious, but I know there's a lot of people out there that have not had a great experience. I'm not putting a blanket on people who go to who have religion in their heart or religion

in their lives. That's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about the hypocrisy in the dogma of the church, like the people who run the church, the people who hide things about the church, the people who ask for constantly asking for money but give nothing back about the church. That stuff drives me crazy. The people sitting in the pews, I think, by and large are just there to make themselves better people.

And they find some comfort in the stories or the dog more, or whatever it is, I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about the assholes who are using God as a front for all of their very human bullshit. And you know what, I'd be able to accept the very human bullshit a lot more if they would just come clean and say, I just want a private jet.

Is that so bad? Like if someone came and said, I just want a private jet. I just want to be able to fly around and not have to go through security and go from this past, you know, this pairs to that. Who doesn't? Well, then maybe they don't allow people to

make the decision about whether or not they really want to give to that but what they're doing is saying you're giving to God you're not giving to God you're giving to lear the company to make a jet for me and who's gonna give the commercial break a jet I would give Chrissy I'll give a thousand dollars to the next person that gives us a private jet thousand dollars to the next person out there who gives us a private jet. It seems like a good trade. It's a great trade for whoever's involved and I just wish that people would come to their senses.

You know there's somebody out there with a private jet that's just sitting around somewhere, not making much. I don't know if they listen to the commercial break or not, but you know there's somebody out there who could give us a private jet if they so wanted to. And we will happily accept, again, a thousand dollars to the first person who gives us a private jet. Or we're going to raise money for a private jet with the kissing booth at TcBCon. That's it. That's what we're going to do. There you go. It, a TCB con. That's it. That's what we're going to do. There you go.

It's a private jet fund. Hey, text us and let us know what you would come as to TCB con. We're not going to have it. We're just asking. I'm just curious as to who you're going to come as. We're going to have it one day. Yeah. Text us.

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