The Commercial Break - Doin' TJ is Hard Work!

Episode Date: May 12, 2023

TCB takes us back to a land before time...The Jerry Springer Show! Miranda doesn't want Perry's PP anymore. She wants TJ! Fucking him is hard work, but at least it's exciting. It's a pollen superstorm in the South Jerry Springer has passed away (you heard it here last) Bryan takes us back to summer of '87 The origins of Jerry Springer “I Just Married My Horse” Bryan had friends on Jerry Springer He also wanted to be on The Real World and a sketchy reality radio show Bryan has a story reminiscent of Krissy’s Hotel Impossible stint... TCB reviews a Jerry Springer segment Nothing says i love you like a Walmart charm bracelet Perry doesnt mind a *little* bit of cheating… He just doesn’t excite Miranda anymore! It’s not real unless you do it on Springer Perry’s PP is very upset! TJ’S HERE!!! They’ve been out here skinny dipping… Perry's fixing tennis shoes problems every day! TJ told him from the jump he was gonna fuck his girl LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nothing like a strawberry testor straddle. Nothing like it. On this episode of the commercial break. I'm not fucking T.J.'s hard work. Yeah! It's a manly. What are you doing? I'm sucking off your friend!

That's the spice of my life. What are you doing? I'm sucking off your friend! That's the spice of my life! What are you doing? I'm helping your mom vacuum the foyer. When I come home from a long day at World of Warcraft, I expect my meals to be made. It's just one of those things. Can't you envision a future with me? Come on Miranda. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. The Herc wants what the Herc wants?

Yes it does. Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend Anne Kohle's, Christen Joy. Holy best to you, Chrissy. Best to you Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. The commercial break. Violating policies everywhere. I do love that tagline. I gotta be careful that I don't creep into getting, you know, 13 taglines at the beginning of the show. Violating policies everywhere. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha right now. So, there you go. I got that spring, spring schmutz that comes around. And you know, it's reading about like in the south, the southeast, it's a pollen super storm is what they're calling it.

Oh, I like it. Highest pollen counts in, in history in some places. Uh, and it sure does feel like it. And it looks like it in my car too. Yeah, you and I get bad allergies and miserable. I know. It's miserable. And then everybody in the house gets sick and then it goes around and it turns into a thing and so I'm just trying to muddle through somehow. Chrissy, that's all I'm trying to do. Will muddle through somehow. Yes we will. Hey, this is a couple weeks old now but a sad note and i think one that's important for the commercial break the touch on because i i kind of feel like this might be a predisept

this might be a prediscer to the commercial minus all the brawls and scripted bullshit but jerry springer has passed away at age seventy nine when we're recording this it's been recent it was recently when he passed away and i know i know it's been a couple weeks but we record ahead of time. But I really think that we should give Jerry Springer some credit. Now while I didn't enjoy the Jerry Springer show, it wasn't on my list of shows to watch unbelievably me, Brian Green, did not watch the Jerry Springer show.

And eventually it was. Well, it was a novelty in the beginning. I watched it because I was like, and he didn't start out as crazy. No, it was a political talk show. Okay. He was the mayor of Cincinnati, and that's how he got famous. That's right.

He was the mayor of Cincinnati for one term, from like 1977 through 81 or something like that. Okay. The mayor of Cincinnati, and then he became a popular talk show, like a political talk show host, a timely topical talk show host in Cincinnati. And he became very famous in this in Cincinnati

for doing this particular radio show. Somebody offered him a TV show to do similar things that he was doing and they would allow him to go and do a couple of markets around the Cincinnati area. So I think the show at first was just in like seven markets. Mainly Cincinnati was the driver of the viewership. And it was like they would have Oliver North on and you know, other. Old Ollie North.

Good old Ollie North. The bastion of free speech and truth. I just remember seeing, you know, all this Ollie North stuff on when I was younger. Like that name just pops out. Because it was all over the news about here's a. What was it that happened? So you're asking the guy who always gets it wrong. What exactly?

You're asking the guy who can't remember what he had for breakfast. That's all about it. That's the scandal. When here's a funny personal story, not funny, but an interesting personal story. When we moved here to Atlanta, my dad had a house that was built and it was supposed to be ready by the time he moved the family down here. He got a new job and so he started building this house about six months before we moved down, feeling and the contractor told him, how shall we read?

Okay, boss. Okay, boss, no problem, chief. I got you covered, chief. He, he, he, he, he, he ready six months, no worries. That's right. So my dad would come down and visit and you know, check on progress and go into the office where he was now an employee and all this other stuff. Every time he would go to the house, it would be flooded and they would have made no progress. None whatsoever.

Because what the contractor failed to tell my father, which he may or may not have known, he probably did, was that there was an underground stream running through where the foundation of the house was. And then it spat out on the other side of the house. So not only was it extremely dangerous to have children hanging around this stream that just dropped off into water, but then on top of that, it was eroding the foundation of the house and they couldn't build on top. They kept on having trouble building on top of it.

And so they had to pour the foundation a couple of times. A whole hot mess. So my dad told the contractor, go fuck yourself. You know, he said, when that contractor said, hey boss, my dad said, hey you boss. Hey, I'm your boss. And let me tell you something, not paying for your shitty water filled house. So it was in a cold attack at the end of the cold attack.

So my dad picked a house up on the hill as far away from the creek as possible. He picked another, you know, the contractor let him pick another lot. And my dad picked a house up on the hill as far away from the creek as possible. He picked another, you know, the The contractor let him pick another lot and then they built that house. We lived in an apartment together, a one bedroom apartment, six people for an entire Summer. It was hot and miserable and it was no fun. That summer and not in a good way. We came into Atlanta hot. Yeah, that's right. We came into Atlanta hot. That's right. We came into Atlanta hot in all the wrong ways. Like let's stuff everybody in a corner and hopefully they'll survive. We're

sleeping on the floor. It was fucked up. But what I do remember clearly about that summer is the Oli North trial that was on at the time. So this would have been 87 or maybe 88 or something like that. The Oli North trial was on. The Senate. And this went on for weeks and weeks and weeks. In my mind, it went on for weeks and weeks. Never ending. Yeah. Ali North, apparently, it's Iran contra affair. He was, they were apparently selling arms to fund the Mujah Hadins offensive against the Russians who were trying to creep into Afghanistan. And they were doing that through Iran. And obviously, you know, it's not cool selling arms.

I ran. So, but he was apparently told by the president and his right hand man to do this undercover under the secrecy of night and then he lied to this, whatever. I can't believe there was deception in politics. It's a hard to believe that a general would be selling arms for profit underneath the eyes of the watchful government. It was a whole shit show and it went on forever and ever and whatever. I was young enough to not even understand any of it, but my mom, who is also has no fucking clue about politics, watched it, was glued to the TV

because it was on every fucking channel for like two months. And so anyway, Jerry Springer would have these kind of politicians on, and he would talk about the hot button issues of the day. So the show started in 1991, then in 1992, it is picked up by NBC Universal, and NBC Universal gives him full syndication in all markets. So now

he's able to be in all of the major markets. And the show does not do well in its second season. It's kind of like, eh, similar to how you first started the commercial break. Yes. With the real estate. That's right. When I went the real estate, for those of you who don't know the commercial break, the name came out of the fact that I wanted to do a podcast about the commercial real estate business. In your mind, you're probably thinking, wow, that would have been a whole different show, probably better. Where's that version?

We probably would have had more listeners. So yeah, and just like Jerry Springer, now that NBC Universal has picked us up, we're super popular. Right. So he gets in this indication and in a drive for ratings, at that time, you have to understand the TV landscape. Afternoon television, daytime television is super popular on the backs of the females who are home watching. It was so poppers into into the Jenny Jones into Oprah. Oprah was huge.

Jerry Springer. People's court. I mean, just like, go on. Mori. Go on and on and on. Uh, Phil Donahue. Yes. On and on. That's right, Sally Jessie Raphael, Ricky Lake show, who's now doing another version of her show, by the way, as a podcast. Okay. So all of these shows are in the landscape, and they're all doing the exact same thing. They are interviewing people about lifestyle issues.

I'm having trouble in bed, my husband's cheating on me. You know, I was sexually assaulted, and now I'm feeling better. You know, all these like super personal type things that occasionally have a celebrity guest on. And this was formulaic and Oprah was leading the charge and she was the queen of daytime television

until Jerry started inviting on whoever was the trashiest human being on earth at that moment and then told them, the wilder you can make it, the better it is. I don't care if it's honest, I don't care if it's truthful, and then they would actually script in the fights. So they would say, when he says that, you throw a chariot of them, right?

So they started scripting these things in. Yeah, and they made it look kind of real because they'd have the bodyguards remember? Yes. They're like the big guys. Yes. They're all the size that would get, they would get into the fray. They would get, they would get, they would get into the fray.

They would let them go for a while and then all of a sudden jump out. Well, because you can imagine, imagine you're like some, just like some, you know, trailer park, you know, person who's had four girlfriends or whatever the deal is, right? And then you show up and they say,

make it as wild as possible. And someone throws a chair at you. I don't care how scripted it is. You're gonna get pissed off eventually, like the fight's gonna become real. It's kind of like wrestling, like, you know. Okay, it's a story line. But once you start bleeding,

you're gonna pissed off about shit, right? You're gonna go for people for real. So they would let it go for a minute and then they would back off. This was outrageous television at the time. People could not believe the topics the word that were on the show and everyone. It was roundly denounced as the worst television show

that had ever been there. Jerry Springer was the devil and this had to get off the air. And as a matter of fact, was pulled off the air in a number of markets. And I'll tell you the name of the episode that really got things shaken up for you ready? Okay, yeah, I'm not even gonna let you venture a guess because the one episode, the first episode

that pulled Jerry off the air for a period of time in most major markets, I just married my horse. That was the name of the episode. I just married my horse. Okay. Yes. So, and he, I mean, before that. That was just another day in the life on, you know,

my strange love addiction or whatever. That's it. And this is the point that I want to make is that, like some of the topics, some of the topics are, my boyfriend turned out to be a girl. I met a lady online, she turned out to be a man. I want my boyfriend to stop watching so much porn. Like, there's all these names of these episodes

that now you, it's commonplace. Like, right. At the commercial break, we review these type of stories all the time and there's not a bit of backlash about it. And the reason is, because Jerry made it something that we could talk about. So, he's somewhere in all the craziness and bullshit

and lies and scripting and all that stuff. That by the way, many people didn't know what scripted because that's just not how television worked back then. You didn't know all the secrets. No, you thought it was true. Yeah, there wasn't pop-a-rots, internet pop-a-rots, you're following you around every five seconds and getting the scoop five days before it even aired and all this other shit. And not many people understood reality television at that point and it was just being formed.

So many of these producers, they were like, it was like the Wild West. What can we do to get ratings if we have to write it into a script? Let's do that. But one of the things I have to say about the Jerry Springer show, like I think maybe the Howard Stern show and some of these other shows that were considered show rockus and you know, just like I said, roundly denounced at the time. They broke through walls that otherwise may not have been broken through.

You may not have liked the method, but the message behind it under it was, it's okay to date a trans person. It's okay to have three lovers at the same time. It's okay what seemed like crazy television the same time. It's okay. What seemed like crazy television and was because you'd never seen it personally in your own home, you got desensitized and informed on the facts that many people, this is out there. People live different lifestyles. And so I have to applaud the Jerry Springer show in that sense.

It may not have always come across as non-judgmental. It may not have always come across as, you know, non-judgmental. It may not have always come across in the best way, but because Jerry Springer put it on television, a lot of us now see the world in a whole different way. Our perspectives are different because that's not that big of a deal. Like, who the fuck in cares if he's dating a woman that is actually a man, a woman, a person that looks like a man, a woman that's actually a man. Who cares if you're marrying your horse? That's not a big deal. Or even, you know, paternity tests.

Yes, paternity tests. Now, I mean, I know people personally that have found out through those, you know, 23 of me and Ancestry that their dad is not their dad. Yep. And, you know, because it was talked about on these shows or specifically, Jerry Springer first, it's not taboo.

It's not like, oh, you've never heard that before. True. And it's less taboo because that's the way it works. And that's why I think, that's where I think actual comedy has its place in this universe is that you look at some of the comics, some of the great comics of our time, who have been real poets, like Dave Chappelle and Chris Rock

and Eddie Murphy and George Karlin and there are so many. There are so many others that I could mention and in women too by the way, I'm not just like naming all the the males. There's so many comedians and comedians out there who go out and they present this dark satirical humor with topics that are considered taboo and everyone giggles and laughs and when they're laughing, it means you're getting to them, right? It's your guard is down, you're understanding something, you didn't understand they're presenting it in a new way.

It's a very progressive form of art. And a lot of times, the comedians are the ones who are leading the charge with the progressiveness or sharing with you their perspective that's totally different than we had heard before. I agree. And Jerry Springer I think was one of those people, so I do have to applaud him. Now, all of that said, the Jerry Springer show in RetroSpect is still a total fucking shit show. I mean, when you watch it now, it's, because I went back and watched a few minutes of

some episodes and I'm like, wow. Well, and now it's even taken a place like in the lexicon of people's view of the world, like, oh my God, that's so Jerry Springer. So Jerry Springer. Like, look at all the drama, look at all the craziness. The nuttyness. Jerry Springer. Yeah, and like, also, I think, I watched a video

and I think this person on Instagram might be right. I think Jerry Springer may have presented the very first ever publicly understood known scene cat fishing story from my space back in like 1993 or four. So whenever my space got on there, now could it have been scripted? Probably was, right. But they presented a story. I met this person, look completely different, you know, and then when they showed up in person, it ended up being a man in, in, uh, dressed as a woman, right? But the reality was they may have

presented the first ever online cat fishing story on the public airwaves. And it's just so crazy to think. So Jerry ended the show in 2018 and there are a million spin-off. Some of them still going. I mean, was it still going through 2018? I didn't have any clue. I don't remember even thinking about Jerry Springer in the 2000s.

Like I really don't. After 9-11, I think, I just think that Jerry Springer was no longer a person I paid attention to. But they do have to say that that's one hell of a run from 91 to 2018. Absolutely. Yeah. And he died at 79 years old. Apparently a pink, reattic cancer, which is a tough way to go.

But in that house, Steve Jobs went to Steve Jobs went to a pink, reattic cancer. Was it a pink, reattic? I know he had cancer. Or was it liver cancer? No, I think it was pink, reattic cancer. Yeah, I mean, that's one of those bad ones. Yeah, it's a little bad one. Yeah, we don't want a pink, reattic cancer.

I mean, you don't want any cancer, but pink, re's one of those bad ones. Yeah, we don't want to pack our own cancer. I mean, you don't want any cancer. But, you know, you had a cancer, certainly not. So, Jerry, you know, you've got to give your hats off to him for breaking down walls. I don't think you necessarily made great content. I think I've told this story before, I had friends in high school that were on the Jerry Springer show multiple times, basically with the same story

that was basically brewed up in a conversation while they were high one time at home. Like they said, wouldn't it be crazy if my best friend was sleeping with her best friend was sleeping with his best friend was sleeping with the dog in this whole they have this whole story somebody's pregnant. We don't know who the dad is. That's right. Well now that's just commonplace. Apparently, just don't tell anybody who your dad is. So they wrote the Jerry Springer show. I don't know, emailed or wrote or whatever they did back in the time, right out of high school.

And I remember hearing that some people I went to high school with were on the Jerry Springer show and getting a hold or finding that on television and watching it and going, that is such horseshit. We went to Catholic school. I know that girl. She didn't sleep with anybody.

And that guy, he certainly didn't get laid. This is such bullshit. It was all bullshit, but they let them run with it on Jerry Springer and when confronted with the fact that, hey, this is clearly not a real story, right? They were like, oh no, of course it's not. We just made it up, but the producers never fact-checked that one thing.

Oh no, you just said it, man, then Then they put it on and they flew them up to Chicago and apparently it was a wild night like they flew them up two days before and then the night before the show apparently It was a wild night where some of the assistant producers went out with them and then egged them on like we're egging the story on Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like you know go with that. I was sleeping with my dog and then he's shit on your dick Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, well he didn't really that. I was sleeping with my dog and then he's shit on your dick. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, he didn't really shit on my dick. No, he shit on your dick. Even though you didn't know he shit on your dick.

He shit on your dick. Yeah, he did it. He shit on your dick, literally. And so they were like, I can come on to this crazyness. Yeah. And I thought to myself, this was like, and I gotta remember, I'm like a 20 year old Brian.

I, this is my first indication that this reality show world is not quite the way it is. As a guy who almost made it onto season four of the real world, had they ever opened the video I sent them? I would have certainly been a lot. And the ever open the video. As a guy who almost was on season four, five, six, and seven of the real world.

Almost. Yeah, there were and seven of the real world. Almost. Yeah, there were probably like another video for Brian. Put it in the pile. Rob Derrida can use it on his show 20 years in the future when we, when we focus on any setting against stupid videos. I'd never forget. I sent that tape in, man. I was, so you send in a, you send in a form, you write in, and then they write you back,

and then you write in again, they ask you all these questions, and you have to write the answers. And then on the third one, they asked for a video, I think it's how it went, right? And I remember taking my dad's like, huge camcorder, it's standing in front of it, like, hi, I'm Brian Green, from Atlanta, Georgia.

I'm really excited to be on the real world, because I also live in the real world I'm a singer in a band called 33 peanuts I wanted to be that rocker guy from the first season and then I wanted to be puck from the second season. Puck, oh my God, I remember puck. Yeah, too bad he ended up being a neo-nazi or some shit. Wasn't he did in a being like a real creepy motherfucker? Yeah, but at first I was like, I could be puck. I could spit in people's drinks.

That's cool, man. That's cool. I was so willing to do whatever real world want to be to do. And I think that's mainly why I didn't get on the show, is because this guy is not authentic in any way, shape, or form. He's saying anything and everything. I'm in a band, I'm super cool. Here, look at my chest hair. Look at my body.

Look at my body. Look at me in a swimsuit. I probably did it before. They were like, nope. That is not brand safe. Whatever that is, is not brand safe. You should have sent your tape into Jackass, right? Oh man, that's all you're right.

And then one time, here, the local radio station had this contest, where they were, I think I told this story too, where everyone was for two years, three years, the morning X, which was like the most popular local radio show in the country for years. Oh, 99 X. Yeah, the morning X. Yeah. And they were, 99 X was the first radio station to flip alternative back in the 90s playing only Pearl Jam screaming trees, Allison Jam Sound garden. Yeah, Nirvana,

you know, any of the whole the whole nine yards, right? So they had this morning, they had this contest in the morning where they would put seven people in a car in a mall and whoever was the last one in the car won the car. Wait, seven people in a car in a mall? In a mall. The car was parked in the mall. Inside the mall. Inside the Lennox mall.

Yeah, it was parked inside the Lennox mall and then the seven people would live in this car and the last one standing would win the car So this might go on for a week or two right and they were only allowed out for I think it was You just had to sit in the car With seven other people 24 hours a day That's insane are you kidding me? Yeah, all you could do is sit in the car dude one and he's hairy ass fart and I'm on there. I'm like see you later I'm out there. I'm like, see you later. I'm done. So they had this whole audition process

for like year number three or four. And it was at a bar, they would go around to a couple different bars. You would stand up in one or all three of the morning show members would ask questions. In front of an audience, you would answer and then, you know, whatever. So I waited, I went to one of these bars,

I waited for like two, I got my number, I was lucky enough to get a number. I was so convinced this was my thing. This was serendipitous, this was all the stars aligning, I was gonna become famous because I was sitting in a car full of farts and cheetos for seven days on the local vacation. Oh, dreams.

Oh, the dreams. How they fizzle, how they fizzle and fade. Asperations, yeah, aspirations, right. So I get up on my number is like 212, right? And so it starts at 9 and by 1130, I am shit wasted. Me and the friend who had taken me to like five pictures of beer, we were so hammered. I was so incredibly intoxicated

and they called my number. I was also so incredibly nervous. So they called my number. That sounds like when I did the hotel impossible. Yes, exactly like when you did a hotel impossible. Only imagine that three more hours of drinking. Okay, yeah. Okay, so you see, you got a clear picture of what's going on?

Okay, you've seen me drunk a lot. Imagine me, the most drunk you've ever seen me. Right, which I don't know when that would have been, but you've certainly been there. The most drunk I have ever been and take it like 15% for. Okay, wow. So I was hammered. I got up there and I don't remember

one fucking question that was asked. I don't remember one fucking response I gave, but I know this. Lots of people spent a couple minutes up there. I did not even spend a minute up there. They were like, okay, thank you. Yeah. And I get off stage and I'm walking off stage

and there's a camera right in my face. It's like, hey, we're with George Attack and we're recording this for our local, whatever. You know, tell us why you... Where is time capsule? Tell us why you want to do Farts in a car. And I was like, I love snow, snow, snow, snow, snow, How often do you match for me?

Seven the times. I was so drunk. I know that tape is floating around somewhere, and I know eventually it's going to come out, so I'm just warning people. It's probably ugly. It's probably not good. God. It's probably not good. You think, hey, my dad went to Georgia Tech, so maybe I could get him access somehow to

those archives. Yeah, you got to imagine some, you know, those guys at Georgia Tech, they're not throwing things away. That's not the kind of kind of people that throw things away. They can always use it for something, right? So it's probably sitting in some archives somewhere. Yeah. 1999, Brian Green, super shit-faced. If you go to Georgia Tech, Google that in your archives there. It's, you know, dig a little search thing and see if that comes up. And just before you play it, just give me the heads up. Yeah, exactly. I can go underground for a couple of years.

So I can warn my wife. I can get the divorce and charity involved soon or rather than later. I'm more in this school, the school, the school that your children. That's right. As if it's not bad enough. He thought he was just doing a podcast, but there's more. That's right. Thank you everybody for coming to the special The special meeting of the of the school I'd like to now allow Brian to come up and talk a few words Shit's gonna hit the fan Probably gonna be a lot of press around people are gonna want to pay a lot of money to say bad things about me. And I understand if you got to do it, I really do. Just please, please, please let my children stay at this school. I'm gonna go hide out in Mexico for a couple of years. Just forget I was ever here. Right. I mean, honestly, I can't even imagine what's on that tape. It's probably really bad, but I'd be interested in seeing it if somebody knows it.

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I listened to it. Not any of it, but the people in the car. How is that? No, that was me. I was supposed to be in there. You want an eighth? And tell you what, we'll switch out, we'll split the car. Tag me in.

They'll never notice. But I was concerned, I was cigarette smoker at the time. I was concerned about how you smoke a cigarette. And so I actually asked the question of one of the DJs. Like on the break or something, I was like, I didn't get a cigarette in. You know, and they said, you can take a smoke break every once in a while.

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I know so many people who wouldn't even have been teenagers when this show was hot. Like they're not even children maybe. They're so young, it started in 1991. And I don't mean to date myself, but as a two-year-old back then, I was really, took me a couple of years to get, you know, I'm just trying to make myself sound younger. I'm not. Okay, so what I'll further ado. T-C-B

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As you do. I do do. And I'd like to review a Jerry Springer segment. Let's all watch this together and we'll figure out what it's all about. Okay, sounds good. Harry says he's hoping that Charm is way into his girlfriend's heart. Harry, he's hoping to charm his way into his girlfriend's heart. Oh, Harry, what's going on?

Yeah, I'm an eighth year-old man that's madly in love with my girlfriend. Oh, that's right. That's right. I forgot it. That's right. I forgot it. This is about the show, too. The audience was very involved. Yeah, they encouraged involvement, screaming and yelling and, and, and,

everyone and I, and sometimes throwing chairs at people. Yeah, the audience is just as wild as, I actually think you're right about this. This is a big important part of the show that we didn't touch on, is the audience was encouraged to be just as wild. Yes. And that was a big part of the success of the show, I think, is you tuned in just to see what the audience was going to react.

Right, and they were feeding, then the guests feeding, then off of the audience, and there was a whole room of shit, shit. So yeah. Hot mess. Everyone from the host to the executive, executive, executive assistant producer, they were all shit heads, and they were all working

toward the same goal of making it as outrageous as possible. That's right. You've been going with her. A year and one day. Oh wow. So yesterday was your anniversary. Yes it was. Why did we congratulate people for their anniversary? Honestly. Days come, days go, they pass. Like is there a certain, like, I don't know, it all seems like a silly thing. Except for when it's my anniversary with my wife Astrid, she is beautiful and I love her very much.

That's right. I will never leave her. And you hear with that in your hand, what is that? It's a proposal gift. It's actually a bracelet. Ooh, very impressive. Nothing like the proposal bracelet. A charm bracelet.

A charm bracelet. Well, you married me. I remember charm bracelets. They were big with girls. Charm bracelet. Charm bracelet. Oh, well you married me. I remember charm bracelets. They were big with girls a long time ago, but back in the old time, you days. When you used to have the little, yeah, you would have a bracelet and it would have little, you know, open it, you know, little holes and you would collect the charms then and one would be bought for each milestone or something. So I'm picturing like, you know, the charm bracelet. They have like little wedding bells. Yeah, of course.

You know, nothing says I love you and I'd like to get married to you like a charm bracelet. They have a clink around. Yeah, like a charm bracelet from Walmart. Of course, I'm talking to one of my friends about their daughter going to the Taylor Swift concert and she bought enough bracelets to cover all the way to her shoulder so she can give them out. For her anniversary. As if the $7,000 for the ticket wasn't enough, her mom had to go pay for $3,500. For your anniversary, you're giving it to her. Actually, I'm going to be proposing to her.

Wow, okay, well good for you and I assume everything's going really well. Yeah yeah you love her. I love her very much. Yeah we're doing great. Connor with my dad's dick in her mouth the other day. I said hey what's going on? She said I'm trying to be part of the family. I said that's wonderful. Here's my charm bracelet. Are you married? Well, let me point out too that the name of this episode is Too Lazy To Leave. So where's this going? Because it doesn't seem like he wants to leave. I don't know, but thank God, like Astrid's Too Lazy To Leave.

It's me. We met on Facebook. But she did it to be honest, post. And that's basically a tells your honest opinion of how she feels about somebody. She wanted to get to know me better. Thought I was a pretty cool guy. And I'm not gonna be thirsty.

I'm not gonna sit there and just keep pinning her up. So I left her at that and I don't find out we had some mutual friends. After I was she knew him and we started talking, talked for a little bit. And we actually started dating. First time we ever hung out, I met her dead. Shook his hand, he gave me a curfew.

I had her back all in time. And then I waited a couple of days and, uh, how old is this girl? Shook her hand or dad gave her a curfew. Yeah. Yeah. First of all, second of all, I love origin stories like how people have met and they fell in love. I'm already asleep on this one. Cares.

I brought her over to my house, I lived with my grandma at the time. Yeah. I introduced her to my grandma. My grandma was absolutely in love with her. My grandma doesn't like anybody honestly. But she needs each other's families. On the first date? You said on the first date?

No, they said they'd be dating for a while and they'd throw it over to me the first day. No, well, unless I missed it, but either way, who cares? We're already asleep on this origin story. Okay, you met on Facebook, like everybody else. Oh, my grandma had to do something about her and she liked hot. Yeah. I, you met on Facebook like everybody else Oh, so that's a good song. I knew something about her and she like

Yeah, I knew right then and there I was like I couldn't even like anyone this has to mean something Yeah, so I went with it. Yeah, it's kind of like one of my dogs If somebody when they come in the door, I'm like this means something This means something. I love when you like you're dating somebody and they're like you meet their animal for the first time And they're like they never like anybody Yeah for the first time and they're like, they never like anybody. Oh yeah. And I'm like, what do they do? And I'll off someone's balls when they walk in the door?

How do you know the difference? You shouldn't trust your dogs intuition. I mean, please, if your dog starts growling and somebody you should pay attention. But just because he's like, allow someone to pet them, doesn't mean you got to marry him. That's it.

And a great year. It's been an amazing year. Okay. So well, good luck to you with the proposal. That's super. What's your name, Miranda? So here at O'Moranda, so here we have set up this whole premise that this guy is in love. He met somebody.

This is how the Jerry Springer showed roles, by the way. Either he's in on it, the guest, or everybody else in the audience understands that when this guy is setting this up to do a proposal live on air, that means she's going to say, no, no. Yes, it is.

Here's Miranda. Here's Miranda. Here's Miranda. Here's Miranda. OK, here comes Miranda, attractive girl. Yeah. Here she comes. The crowd's already ready for a fight. They're hoping she just comes out and hits them right away. Oh yeah! Wow! A little kissing. Oh, I got you a gift for anniversary. It's been an amazing year and I love you so much. But I'll explain what it is. It's a bracelet.

I got it from the bowling alley, one of the claws. I spent $7 worth of quarters trying to find that bracelet. It's hard to get those things at the claw. And now with my grandmother's approval. I'd like to invite you to be married on Facebook. Isn't it his voice? Chris? He's just a kind midwestern boy. We met on Facebook. I texted her and then she texted me back hello.

And then when she texted hello, I said, hi, it's nice to meet you. She also said the same thing. Then I also told her that I live in Livingston. She said she lived in over the river. And so we had to make a ring. Shut up! This guy needs a class in storytelling. From the other guy. Bravo. First one. Here's a one. It's a one year anniversary and one day. An M for you, Miranda. A wine glass. Since we do like to drink sometimes.

Wine glass and scramble. Let's may have some wine with dinner sometimes. Here's a robe and tussent bottle for our favorite Friday night activity. Drink and robe a tussent bottle for our favorite Friday night activity drinking robe and tussent. Here is a black mamba dildo for our favorite sex toy. And here's a picture of my grandma because I like to watch grandma when we're having sex just to make sure she knows that I love her. The pee for me, Perry, for pain-ish. And then, Perry's little penis. Perry's little penis. Perry's pee-pee. Opens, because my heart is always open for you. And here's a picture of your vagina. Hoping your vagina is always open for me.

Are you marrying me? Thanks, Chrissy. This is my new favorite character. It's my new favorite character because it's easy on my voice when I'm sick. I picked the perfect clip. I will use that one. We might have to do the second.

That says name again. We might have to do the second. That's his name again. I'm going to have to do another episode of Character. I have no idea what my name is. It's Perry. Don't you remember? That's Perry. Perry's penis. Perry's a little creepy. This one says always and forever because I will always and forever love you. Who approved of all this talking on the Jerry Springer show? I'm just wondering.

So no, it's for hugs and kisses because I always love to do that with you. And then a heart and two. Jerry's like, can you get on with it? All right. The cube is rolling. I'm in my 30, 30 year of doing this show. And if I know one thing, it's you are not being let people are tuning out all over the country.

You can literally hear people clicking off the TV. It's kind of why I picked this clip because it's so mundane, but hang tight. Oh, yeah. You have the key, Emma. Oh. You also have the keys to my apartment, so you're gonna have to start paying some rent.

That's very nice. I'm scared it's very nice. Can I see your hand? It's very nice. Our producers did a good job buying it for you. Yeah. Random. What are you marrying?

Why did they bleed that out? Because they don't want her last name on television. Oh. But you know I'm cheated on you. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. That's the man. That's the man. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. You do know I'm cheated on you. It's okay.

I like watching. Ha. Ha. Ha. I know you sent me the videos. And I actually enjoy them if I've got to be honest. I'd like to cuckold for the rest of the relationship. I'd like to introduce my boyfriend, David. I put a D on here for David's dick.

That's your boyfriend and I would like to touch his dick. Oh, wait, what'd he say? Oh, no, I'm not gonna check it. I think he said that's in the past. Don't worry, that's in the past. Yeah, I think so, that was in the past. Wow. Yeah, but. Oh, it's six months ago.

Well, no, that's not the only time. Jerry, Jerry goes, what? Well, that said, you know where you go. Thank God we got off the bracelet bit. Now we're getting into some meat and potatoes. There we go. Listen, I could take it when you cheated on me six days ago, but if you're telling me there's one from last night,

that's where I draw the line. It was okay with the other cheating. Now she's like, that's not the only one. And clearly, clearly she's acting. I cheated on you with TJ. TJ. I have also slipped with TJ. What's the big deal? Who's TJ?

My friend TJ. No your brother TJ. You're dead TJ, TJ. You're dead, TJ. TJ, you're dog. Ha. It's a f***ing. We hung out before though. So it's not like, it was a big difference. Oh, it's not like it's a big difference.

TJ and I hung out before. I mean, I figured if we're hanging out, might as well slip and cock in this, yeah. That's what I was actually. Yeah, slip it in, why not? We're just friends. We're hanging out. Yeah.

You used to live under me and my mom's roof. You just bore me. Like, I see you every. And you just don't excite me anymore. Oh, yeah. I can't understand what's not exciting about this. Look at the total package. I've got both man boobs and pants that I've been wearing since 1997. What is not exciting? Tell me how I can change it. You know I'm gonna repeat our origin

story. I thought that was exciting. You know why? I don't want to excite you, because I'm working for us for our future. I'm working every day. I'm trying to make a future for us. But... Well, I think you missed one big part here, but you can be working for the future and totally ignore the pillars of your relationship.

And that's what Brian has done with the commercial record. That was just right. That was just right. of your relationship and that's what Brian has done with the commercial record. Thank God we got some listeners now or I probably would have a wife. When you leave your job for two months and just a hound over me just to watch over my shoulder it's not worth it. You realize why I did that right? Because that was the first time you cheated on me. I couldn't trust you.

I had no trust for you. Yeah, because I knew if I would to go out, I would cheat on you. Oh. Wow. Well, I guess you got your answer there, but I don't think it's just gonna say yes to the marriage proposal,

just throwing that out there. I don't think there's any convincing. But if you're gonna stay with someone, here's my opinion about cheating. If someone shows you who they are and they cheat on you and you decide to stay, you cannot lord it over them for the rest of their lives. Correct.

Because that will for sure kill the relationship. So taking two months off work to lord over her so she makes sure she doesn't go anywhere, it's kind of weird bro. It's kind of strange. Also I thought he was working towards the future. What happened to the job? Well I was working toward the future. Now my job is watching you. You know let's go to the grocery store together. Are you do you have to take a shit? Okay I'll be in the bathtub. I'll be in the bathtub just making sure everything's okay. We have to make sacrifices, don't we? For a relationship? You know, you know, everything

I'm sacrifice for you. Yes, I can't for some too much of my job. I can't hang out with all my friends. I quit smoking weed for you. The bottom says quit job so he could keep an aisle Miranda. Yeah, quit job so Miranda can be given. He quit smoking weed for her. I used to be super exciting. I used to go out and do stuff. And now I quit smoking weed. I lost all my motivations. I used to play video games 27 hours a day.

Now I'm only into 23. I quit everything for you. No, we didn't know. I quit everything for you. You didn't know. I put everything for you. You're just don't excite me. Like, what's TJ is different. We actually go out and do stuff. You don't.

You know why I'm like. How do you miss TJ? Yeah, how do you miss TJ? He's quit his job specifically to focus on watching her. After two months of watching her and she's still cheating on you with your best friend. Surprise. What? Hey, where are you going? I'm going to fuck TJ. Okay, well, just be careful. Did she say going to fuck TJ or good luck? TJ, I couldn't quite hear it. I'll be here playing World of Warcraft. See you soon.

I could smoke and weed I'm going through a real hard time. Can you stay home tonight? No! TJ rides hard and fast! You're an asshole! You and my mom can stay here and watch Jerry's finger. Hello, I'm working for our feature. I'm not working just for to have fun and parties,

whatever I want. I'm actually, I'm doing things for us, not for the moment. I'm looking for the future. You should look for the future. It's probably headed your way. Yeah. I want to find a different future path.

Yeah, I think about to find a future fiance because this girl does not sound at all. First of all, if this is at all real, which it's not, but it's a it was. She is a real bitch. Like you don't have to break the news to him like this. You could be like, Hey, bro, not working for me, but thank you. Or no, Brian, you have to do it on Terry's finger. And I know it's the only place.

If I, if she won't say yes, while I'm warning over her at home, it's not real unless you do it on spring. Of course, it's not. That's her mom's favorite show. If you can't win her over at home in front of her mother, then you got to go on Jerry Springer at a little bit of additional pressure. No pressure just millions of people across the United States. It's fine.

Did you kind of notice that maybe there was no electricity there recently? No, not really For what she was being real I also did notice that she was for a DJ What's going on? Jerry goes it did you notice the electricity was off? No, I mean the actual electricity, whatever future you're working for, doesn't include electricity.

Yeah, I mean, I do not know, he's fucking, I don't know. Yeah, that well. Yeah. We live together, so it's, it is like the thing. I never read my mom's roof, though. And he doesn't do anything. He comes home from his job and he sits in place

video games all day. I know it. I know it. Not for the last two months. Well, he said, well, he said, he cheated on her six months ago and then he took off to work to it. Hello. Where are you?

Miranda. I always feel like everybody is walking me. Hello. Hello. I always feel like everybody is walking me Hello, hello I told you not to watch me showering DJ I'm just making sure you're okay. You know how TJ likes to sneak in the shower. There's that window. The TJ's right here. How did you get in there?

I didn't bet it. A fucking your bra, dude. Go back to World of Warcraft. It's all good. We'll hang out tomorrow night. I love you Miranda. I have to clean up after him like I'm his mother, but I'm 18. I want to go have friends and I don't anymore because I've lost them because of you.

Well, I work every day. Well, that doesn't matter to her. He hasn't been working. He hasn't been working. No, I think you're missing the time. It was six months ago when she cheated. Then he took off two months now. He hasn't been more well. What is done? No, he worked for, no, you, I think you're missing the timeline. Okay. It was six months ago when she cheated. Then he took off two months now, he's back to work.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know it's confusing to keep up with this story because quite frankly, this is a very boring man. When he talks, I tune out, I'm like, whatever. I can understand. I can understand what she's saying. Come home, because I want to relax. I don't want to just go home, like work.

But I should have to clean up after you. Well, what do you do at home? You don't work So I would expect you to do stuff around like a T.J. Hard work. Yeah He's demanding what are you doing? I'm sucking off your friend That's the spice of my life. What are you doing? I'm helping your mom vacuum the foyer of my life, what are you doing? I'm helping your mom vacuum the foyer. When I come home from a long day at World of Warcraft, I expect my meals to be made. Just one of those things. Can't you envision a future with me? Come on Miranda. If you want, sorry, if you want DJ, the Coke dealing, if you have the Coke dealing asshole who knows everybody at the bar and drives that Corvette or do you want Perry and his Pepe his Perry penis living with your mom playing

world of warcraft and working at least three hours a day with my online MLM company. You too, can we have a minute? I've been selling with one of those spandex, what those spandex all What are those spandex? All the girls hate it. You know, talking about the MLO company. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. God, they did a whole series on it. I don't want to say the wrong name because Amazon, but yeah. It's not Lulu, let me know.

No, no, no, that's a very legitimate company. Yeah, yeah, I don't know. What did that really do? I forget what it was. I never wore them, so I don't know. I'm selling AG1 all over the place. All right, here's TJ We got TJ

And now securities on stage as if Perry's gonna do anything The guys barely got a heartbeat If Perry's gonna do anything, the guy's barely got a heartbeat. First of all, TJ walks in, he's Billy Badass. He's got sleeve tattoos. Yeah, I can see why TJ was. That was on. Yeah, look at her, she's wet already. Yeah, yeah.

She's like, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight. How you doing? How you doing? I told you what it was. When I thought you were cool, man. I told you multiple times, man. Multiple times, I told you, a girl's hot, there's multiple dudes out there

that would kill to be with her, including me, man. Like, I forgot to tell you, I happen to be one of those dudes looking to fuck her. And then I just so happen to be fucking her. So, you know, I told you multiple times, I tried to tell you, I said, hey man, you wanna go to Starbucks and get some coffee. What I really meant was I'm putting my dick inside your girl.

I told you, I tried to tell you. But you're ruined, you kept it ruined man. I thought I could trust you because you're like my older brother, I've always looked up to you. You give me all that advice. Man. Man. Man, don't. I just like your girls pussy.

I'm sorry, bro. I'm sorry. I don't got a good comeback. I just like that pussy. You know what I'm saying? Man. And why do all these guys, I just hate those devs? Now I want you to say it.

Oh, I **** you. You're a little bitch. I mean, what do you do? I mean, you don't. I mean, what am I supposed to do? You a little bitch. I mean what I mean you don't I mean what am I supposed to do you a little bitch your girlfriend pussy hot I don't know you know what's a guy supposed to do I'm forced to fuck your girlfriend. That's what I got to say someone got to take care of it I love this reasoning. I love this reasoning. You're a little bitch. So I fucked your girl You my boy. I tried to tell you.

I tried to tell you. You my boy. You as white as the driven snow, girl. You ain't nobody's boy. Not the man. What type of man let's her girl go less the girl go skinny dipping with nothing but a bunch of men like who does that, bro? You who does that? I happen to be one of the bros skinny different with your girl. And my dick slipped in. That happens. The fuck bro. You little bitch. But I was there. I mean still regardless of the fact man, that's not the point.

My point is what do you regardless of the fact that's not the point. Regardless of that fact, the regardless of that fact. I don't like that fact. So regardless of it. That's ridiculous. What what do you do for? I mean, I'm working every day. So that fact I don't like that fact so regardless of it What what do you do for I mean working every day? Do you support her? Yeah, I support her She told me different. Well, how's that? Do you want to be with her? Yeah, oh you do Yeah, kind of you know in a fuck kind of way now you put it in the spot. Yeah, yeah sure Like in a slide you're dick in an outcome way like a skinny different tag team kind of multiple tag team spit roast kind of you know making

Money on porn hub kind of way. Yeah, of course. She got a great ass. What I mean, you know, he's a little bitch What else am I gonna do? He's my boy, but he's also a bitch and I happen to like his bitch, so you know, we're doing it together But he's also a bitch and I happen to like his bitch. So you know, I'm doing it again What did you do for her other than partying with her all the time? I Fuck her I give her orgasms. I don't know Parting is not supporting her. She tell me. I mean I told her. I mean

Tell me what you want to do. I mean if you want to be said, if you want to be in a relationship with me, I support you. I mean, I work every day for a living. I got a good job, man. Like, I'm a man. What do you do? She comes to me and cries. Me and can planes to me about you. Always, can plane them.

Always, never doing nothing like what- She can planes to me about you. Yeah. She can planes to me and I put my dick in the mouth and I say, shout out, bitch. He my boy. That's my mouth and I say shut up bitch. He my boy That's my boy. He's a little bitch. It's a gun to do First of all second of all he said tell me what you want to do. I'll support you

I'd like to get my girlfriend back. Is that okay? You feel about that Bro come on Oh poor guy. Every day. You see me going to spare money on No I do everything myself. I got car plums, I work on my own car. Got some going on around the house. They do like technical issues.

I'll fix it myself. The question. You have tennis shoes are broken and you'll fix them yourself. That is sad. Yeah he did. He said I got my shoes tennis shoes problem. I'll fix it myself. A tennis shoe problem.

I've never said my tennis shoes are broken I got a fix of this weekend Man my poop was all fucked up. I'm gonna get those in the shop There's like the honey do list. Yeah There's like the honey do list. Yeah, fix broken shoes. Bricks, roof, fix the filter. Change the oil, right? Yeah, fix.

Fix my scroungy ass shoes. I got to put new laces on a shit. I've never heard something so stupid in my life. My shoes are broken, I'll fix them. Well, credit to you, my friend. You do have a lot of time on your hands. I'm not saying don't work hard or whatever, okay? The question is, I don't sense that she's really in love

with you. And if there's no romance there at this age, I don't know what kind of she's 18. Yeah, you should never marry an 18 year old at all. You want to know why? Because you're a different person. Five years from then and then five years from then. I read an interesting thing. You know, oh, who's a lady who does that podcast about relationships, the famous podcaster? I'm gonna say Ethel Marman, but it's not Ethel Marman. Esther, Esther, whatever her name is.

Anyway, she's like a famous relationship psychiatrist. She's a couple therapists, she does live sessions and puts it into podcast formats so you can listen to these conversations that are going on. It's super fascinating. I saw her on a, I don't know, a clip or something and she said, you should never get feel settled

with your relationship because every 10 years, or what she really said was every eight years, human beings are completely different in an eight year cycle. And I think that's true. A lot of seven years, but yeah, yeah, whatever. Seven, eight. The seven year is.

Yeah, this girl at 21 years old is gonna not be the same human being. So don't worry about it, bro. She's 18. Yeah, she's 18 move on. It's all good First of all, second of all, why are these grown-ass men? How many after this 18 year old? Beesh, it seems there's more going on there than there is here. Look, bro If you had been real with me, honestly, you're supposed to be my bro. This is my girl You see me I told you No, no, no, no, no, but look, look, look, look, look, look, I told you from the job I was gonna fuck

I said you don't get too comfy. I'm coming in behind don't get too comfy. I'm coming in behind I'm hot. I'm coming in hot. I told you from the jump. I told you from the job. I'm gonna fuck you We're saying the jump. Hey, bro. Yeah. Carl. Hey, Perry. Yo, it's me, TJ. Listen, I just want to give you a call and let you know.

I'm a fuck your girl. OK, talk to you soon. See you at the party. Bette. Bette. Bette. Bette. Bette.

Bette. Bette. Look at how to three-wear or something, you feel me? Oh, no. What? We have had a three-way or something, too. Oh, no. What? We could have had a three-way. He's getting desperate now. I think you're real hot.

I've been meaning to suck your dick. I've been meaning to suck your dick. I don't share, man. Yeah. I usually don't even, but when it's like my brother, man, I'm not talking. Everybody. OK, all right. I got it. even know what it's like my brother Oh I got it we get it we know what happens Oh my gosh, there's a little taste of one of the more demure Jerry Springer shows

So you're gonna imagine how crazy it gets do yourself a favor dig around YouTube you'll find lots telling you from the job We're telling you from the jump telling you from the Joe. I'm gonna fuck you girl Telling you from the jump. We're telling you from the jump. Telling you from the jump, I'm gonna fuck you a girl. I love it, I love the honesty, at least the, at least the DJ didn't hold that. Well I mean if you're invited on the Jerry Springer show to talk about your love triangle that the other one's not aware of. I guess honesty is the best policy at that point.

When they clear the chairs off stage, you know, I mean it's serious the bodyguards. Yeah, and install the bodyguards. It's serious But I don't think that Perry was ever a threat because that guy honestly, ah, it's me Perry Just here to hang out with everybody Poor Perry, I do feel bad for him, but I also feel bad for Jerry Springer's family You know love him hate him Take him leave him, whatever it is, from the jump. I told you Jerry was crazy. So I told you I was gonna fuck Jerry. He's an OG. Yeah, he's an OG. God bless him. On your way, my man. See you soon. Thanks

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