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Episode Date: April 18, 2022

Bryan tell Krissy the reason why the show is so popular...his compression and treble tweaking skills. A man on a Southwest flight takes himself to the Mile High Club, in seat 11F , in front of other passengers and gets away with it, 4 separate times! Carl Lentz stops by with some thoughts on the story. Finally, Frankie B must know of TCB fascination around his YouTube channel and the gang doesn't mind! Frankie is back with part 2 of Salon Swees pitch and Bryan and Krissy can't get enough! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Well, as we all know, the silver screen lost an icon the last day of 2021. It's really sad. Yeah, we actually talked about her just a couple of days ago as well, making it to 99 degrees or not the degree age. Sorry, I'm a meteorologist. On this episode of the commercial break. Show me your secret. I'd be dry. I'd be dumb. One time I take a nap for two hours. That's how I am. I was masturbating this much as 62 years old. What would I do? I mean if I had my children with me, I'd punch them square enough.

I'm in a sausage factory. What if it was you? I don't know. I just do. I'd go eat. Not some health. What's up girl? This is how it called to take you to the inspiration for the day. Remember you got to break a couple eggs and make an omelet. That's what I'm saying. There's no iron team girl. Just remember that. Rise and tie floats all boats girls. You can hop, yeah.

Mmm, chitchat. I got my easy chitchat. Oh, you, you, you, you, you, you. It's a key smell. It's a key smell. It's a key smell. It's a key smell. It's a key smell.

It's a key smell. It's a key smell. It's a key smell. It's a key smell. It's a key smell. It's a key smell. It's a key smell. It's a key smell. It's a key smell. It to Energenics. That sounds like it. Yeah I know. I know. I know. I know.

I know. Energenics. He's so crushed up eggshells. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Oh, I'm going back to the episode of the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is Chris and hopefully best of you Chris Best of you Brian best of you out there in the podcast universe TCB. We're right here I'm right here. Yeah, look at you. You're right here. I'm right here. They're right here

Welcome back to the commercial break this the commercial break the only commercial break you'll ever need I guarantee it and This the commercial break the only commercial break I'll ever need I guarantee it and I'm just last minute doing a little adjustment to the lower the camera the camera and the sound I'd get it alright Make sure the commercial break sounds profession now. That's right. Did you come brought you a little? I did a little a little on the compression and then a little Tina around the Tina on the yeah Tasty Tina on the trouble Because I believe I have magic ears. Yes.

I have magic ears. No one else can hear the definite difference. The nuances in our show, but the reason why you like this show so much is because I mess with the trouble right before we come on. Just the same way he's such an audiophile with all the music. Oh, yeah. And yeah, the tiny little things. The tiny little differences. Yeah, they are. Man, if they would have the snare drum up, just the, just the, that's right. Yeah, and the tiny little things. The tiny little differences.

Yeah, they are. Man, if they would have the snare drum up, just the... That's right. Yeah, if they had these, they'd just do it this... Then this whole album would be different. And you're like, oh, really? I only can hear it, but it definitely makes the difference. And I do the same thing.

The truth is, we're just both full of shit. We just want to have some magic. And he does put out good records. In fact, Shameless Plug, TerminusRec fact. Shameless plug, terminus records.com. Terminus records.com. We have five or five hundred and twenty five dollars. Just letting you know that for that. He'll get right on that.

No one's getting on this show for free anymore. No way. No way. Uh, yeah, so I have this magic here. And when I do these little adjustments, so sometimes people will call me and they'll be like, you know, want to consult on their podcast. Yeah.

You know, because of the rousing success of this podcast They're like hey, can you help me figure out how to make that sound good? And I'm like yep turn the compression down just a little bit just a teetiner on the base a little bit on the middies Just a little bit of the mace and then they're like wow that sounds so much better And I'm like I had no idea what I was talking about that is protected But now you're shitty podcast, when no listers is right to the top of the Apple charts. Guarantee it had to do with the midi.

The midi. In IDI, the midis, let's waste no time. Let's get right into a Chrissy Holi breaking news from Fox. Don't usually, you know, not my, well anyway, here we go. Uh, a nightmare passenger aboard a Southwest Airlines flight is banned for the airline for life. Uh-oh.

After he decided to pleasure himself four times with his genitals out in front of other passengers during a trip from Washington to Arizona, not that long of a flight. It's like a four hour flight. Who, who's that, how long does this guy, he couldn't go to the bathroom for that too? He's 62 years old. Antonio Shorod McGarrity's accused of committing Ludin and Seen or obscene acts. Can you imagine if you were next to that guy?

Oh my God, nearly a three hour flight. What would you do? Who's waking off four times at six to two years old? What would you do, let me just ask you, what would be your reaction? I'd congratulate the guy, I'd be like, dude. Show me your secret, I'd be like, dude, show me your secret. I'd be dry.

I'd be dumb. One time, I'd take a nap for two hours. That's how I am. I was masturbating as much as 62 years old. What would I do? I mean, if I had my children with me, I'd punch them square in the sausage factory. What if it was just you?

I thought I'd just do you. I'd go, hey, you want some help? I'd go, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey'd go, hey, you want some help? Can I get into that action? You're going to close my eyes and pretend you're the stewardess. You know mine? No? Cool. What's up, McGarrity?

His name is Antonio Shorrod McGarrity. McGarrity was sitting in seat 11F as if that makes a difference. On Fight, Flight 3814 from Seattle to Phoenix when he exposed his penis and Masterbated while in view of a female passenger sitting next to him. Oh god His attorney I would jump up immediately It's like that's absolutely not acceptable. No of course What are you doing? His attorney

Madeline Mayer told told Fox News Digital, she looks forward to McGarrity's day in court. Well, he will continue to masturbate, I guess. I don't know. What the fuck? I mean, first of all, four times in a three hour flight, that's a lot of masturbating. Second of all, how did you get away with it

for the entire flight? Well, I have four different times. Yeah, who's not stopping me? Which female passenger decided that some crinkly old white guy pulling his putt next to you. It was okay. Three times before she alerted somebody on the floor. I don't even think she alerted anybody. She sounds like he do processes in the cornerstone of our legal system. This process ensures that Mr. McGarrity's constitutional rights are protected. You do not have the constitutional right to whack

off on a flight through Arizona. that's not a constitution. Jesus. Jones have mercy. McGarrity allegedly waited until the flight had taken off before he lowered his pants and shorts. I'm assuming that's his underwear and began pleasuring himself. Oh, he just went ahead and lowered everything. Yeah. Took it off. He exposed his genitalia and the woman sitting in blue attention from the studio attention from the studio. And the woman sitting in blue. Attention from the studio.

Attention from the studio. We would like to have an episode without blue included. Thank you. Someone shut that dog up. The woman seated in 11 e snapped photographs of some of the explicit acts. She's doing a 10. She's taking a she was back in seven.

No, no, he's doing a t- Seven-E? She's taking a- She was back in seven, her in four. No, he's in 11-E. She snapped some photographs. He was in 11-E. She was in 11-E. Oh, 11-E. Yeah, and snaps, she's doing a TikTok fucking video and this guy's committing a crime.

Unbelievable people these days. You stand up, you punch him in the fucking pud and you tell the guys behind you or you or whoever, wrap that guy up. I mean, if ever there was a need for zip ties, or a air marshal, this would be it. I'm not worried about a bomb going off. We're all dead if the bomb goes off.

I'm worried about the guy jizzing all over my game in flight magazine. I like those in flight magazine. Never touching them again. She was complained and ultimately got moved to a different seat on the, what is going on on this? This is why you never fly Southwest. Wow, I was gonna say.

Yeah, you go Delta. He masturbated on separate occasions using both left and right hands. That's incredibly graphic. The Southwest Airlines spokesperson told Fox News that Tuesday a crew member stepped in as soon as they learned what was happening and the captain requested a law enforcement meet them on the plane upon its arrival.

We immediately placed the passenger who exhibited the Lude behavior on the no fly list, resulting in a lifetime ban from Southwest Airlines. What's the worth it, dude? Yeah. I mean, really? You think the worth it, dude? Yeah. I mean, really? You think the guy who's whacking off for a bathroom, if you must do this, you couldn't go to the bathroom in private.

Second of all, you're now banned for life. What? You're in the news. I have masturbated a lot of places, but an airplane will never be one of them. And not even the airplane bathroom because that is fucking disgusting, man. Yes, it's disgusting.

I agree, I'm saying. I feel like I have to do, I hate when I go on long flights because I know I'm gonna have to use the bathroom at some point and I hate it. And is this all we're gonna do to this guy? All we're gonna do is just ban him from South West for the rest of his life.

Shouldn't he be on the no fly list of any airline for the rest of his life? The dude is whacking off with his pants down four times and a three hour flight does not care whether or not he flies again. I can guarantee you this. This guy's high on meth or something. Yeah, it's 62 year old, don't masturbate four times. Unless they have some serious issues or they're just champs. That's all I got to say. So I got to say, I wanted to mention that Marian Cooper, who is a listener of ours. Uh-huh.

Hi, Marianne. Hi, Marianne. Who texts me, who is just a wonderful person. She texts the hotline all the time, 6612378296. She'll jump in and make comments on the episode. She said she was listening to an older episode, and I told the story about how I lost my virginity and there was two sisters involved. Then she reminded me that I also told the story about how I pretended to be an Olympian and I got caught

because I was actually pretending with one of the older sisters of my friends who then recognized me from a party in the whole nine yards, right? So she said, are these two sisters the same set of sisters? And I said, knows about five years difference between these two stories. And she said, well, you and those sisters get in a lot of trouble. But I wanted to mention, Marianne, because I think she's one of our super fans. She's super sweet. She's always text that number, guys. Text it and you never know. You might get a text will reply straight for me. Oh, Mr. Lens. Hey, girl.

Text 6, 6, 1, best 2, yo, 6, 6, 1, 6, 6, 11 best 2-yo, 6-6-1, 6-6-1 best 2-yo girl. What you doing? I'm just wondering if you know I'm on my private plane. I'm pulling my putt, I'm here whacking off. That's why I fly private the girl. They can't tell me to get off this flat I paid for it. You know I'm saying I pay for the gasoline, so I get to whack off as many times I want to. What's up girl?

Four times? Shit I got five times. I'm walking with the Lord. He's a savior. Sprinkle prayer tonight. Let's listen to that ocean again. You want to listen to that ocean's girl? Get you all hot and bothered.

You know I'm talking about that. I call back you respond. Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh. He used to call it. It was Hillsong Church. Now it's a deal song church from my ding dong. You know I'm talking about girl. Get on my victory V.

I'm my vocational V. Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh As soon, girl. That's very, very, very, and wonderful woman. Thanks for being a fan of the commercial break. I appreciate it. We love those reviews too. Did you notice, I noticed in one of them, they said recently, Chrissy, if you ever, if you ever need to fill in, I'll be there. Love you, Bee. Yeah, love you, Bee.

Yeah, the people are going crazy over me. That's the most attention I've ever gotten in my entire life. And I really don't know what to do with it. Because, you know, under all of this, still like it to your head. Still like it to your head. No, please, get to my head.

I'm, well, I'm too old for that. I'm too old to believe anything anybody tells me. You know, there's an old saying, be careful. You go when it's walking out the front door, it doesn't come in the back door, right? And so I've learned that no matter what anybody says about you, whether that's talking shit or blowing you up, true. Don't believe any of it. Don't believe the hype you.

That's their, that's their opinion and their problem. Yeah. In your Don't believe any of it. Don't believe the hype you will have. That's their opinion. That's their opinion and their problem. Yeah, in your opinion is none of my business. What you think of me is none of my business, quite frankly. That's true, right. But, you know, if you want to text, it's one of the best things. Are there any more clichés or puns we could say? Yeah, I can do a whole thing.

We can do a whole Eckhart Tollay. It's all great now if you want to. Yes. Hey girl, as Carl Lens. Hey girl. Floating boat, rise up. Rising tide, float tall boats as Carl lens. Hey girl floating boat rise up rising tide floats all boats girl What's up girl?

This is how it called to take you a little inspiration for the day Remember you got to break a couple eggs and make an omelet. That's what I'm saying There's no on team girl. Just remember that rising tide floats all boats girl. You can hop. Yeah I got my easy. Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch. Oh, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Oh, god.

Go back and listen to the episode about Hillsong Church and you'll figure out what we're talking about. In case you're completely lost. So one of the other things that Mary Ann and others have said is that bring on Frankie Frankie Frankie B when Frankie does something let us know keep us posted because I they can't get enough of Frankie B neither can I neither can we yeah now there you neither can we and that's I cannot believe I don't believe that Frankie B doesn't know about us and I'll explain why we've been doing YouTube for a long time now. We put out a lot of content on YouTube.

And YouTube is on to us. Like when we do, like the other day, we did the Teresa Caputo thing from Anderson Cooper. We put out like five videos about Teresa, I mean, five separate clips. Right. And then full episodes with Teresa Caputo at that Anderson Cooper live.

And yet the last one that I posted, YouTube caught on to me and said, there's a copyright claim on this. Because Anderson Cooper is not him himself, but the show. Because YouTube has gotten so good at finding little tiny bits of audio and marrying them to other little bits of audio and then finding the source of that audio.

They have such a huge, you know, like database of information, including us. And I have been on other podcasts before, not recently, but, you know, a year or two ago. I want another podcast, they found my voice, they found my name, and they alerted me that I was, that somebody was broadcasting my voice on other channels and said,

do you want to make a copyright claim on this? And now I've been on the show, so no, I don't. I mean, maybe I should have. Somebody else was broadcasting you? Or us or? No, I was on their show, but they caught my voice. Okay. They voice recognized me and said, we believe this is you,

is this you, do you wanna make a copyright call? Oh, got it. YouTube said this to me. YouTube said this to me. So if you're posting videos on YouTube and paying any attention to what's going on in that studio, the YouTube's creator studio at all, maybe it's a very symbiotic relationship we have with Frank. I think I think I might have to say that. You know, he's thinking it's free promotion for free promotion. He doesn't care. And if he gets one person that signs up for the sweet,

for the salon, so he then he's made his money money back. That is well worth Brian busting his balls. Seven episodes a year. Yeah. I agree with you. I think I imagine even I don't know the guy. I imagine the guy to have a good sense of humor. I don't know why, but I just do. I think he's from Chicago. I think I don't know for sure, but I think he's from Chicago. And I know this person, like not him personally, but I know this personality type, right? Older slick back hair, you know, goes into the yeah, handsy, you know, hey, baby, Hey, lady, hey girl, what's up girl? You know, I'm saying I know this guy and I know that he probably has a good sense of humor. Yeah, because that's just the way that it is. And I imagine him to be Italian Bernardo's probably Italian. Don't you think Italian or Greek or something like that?

So when we do Frank Bernardo, I know he knows. He has to know. He must know. They must be telling him that he's giving us content. And we're giving him free promotion. Yeah, we're giving it for his channel. And by the way, since we started doing these Frankie B videos, he has gotten many more followers than he was previous to me

actually posting videos. So Frankie this one's for you. I'm gonna bust your balls again. I'm going at you again my friend. Here I come. Hey boy, me, Brian. Let's know that I'm gonna do your video. Review your videos. Boy, you're gonna blow up. I'm gonna be in the comment section. My little B is gonna my little B is gonna meet your big B and together we're gonna make sweet sweet YouTube creator love. I love it. So without further ado, I'd like to present to you the latest and greatest business video by Frankie B.

Now, remember, this is not personal. Fitness, no, there's not personal. This is all about his business, about the salon's swees. It's video number two regarding salon's swees that he put out suspiciously directly after we put out our video, busting his balls about salon's swees. And he's trying to explain exactly what salon's swees and why it makes sense. I look forward to his explanation. I think he got the message. I believe in my head

He's gonna keep talking each other through YouTube. That's right. I'm gonna keep pushing him to do better Better YouTube now. He's doing cooking videos by the way And those are Delicious they are brilliant He was making devil eggs with avocado and salsa. And in the video, while it's supposed to be a cooking video, the salsa comes in a can. The avocado's already sliced and the digs are already boiled.

It's not a cooking video. It's a construction video. This is preparing. But it's 22 minutes long. He can't get enough of himself. Yeah, he's just like us. He can't get it all. Of course it all. Yeah, he's just like us. He can't get it enough for us.

All right, youtube.com slash.com. commercial break. You know how it goes? You know, hey girl, you know how it goes? I do. Get you girl. Get you some Frankie B. Here we go.

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Now, let's hear a word from our sponsors and we'll be back after this commercial break. In his car! And his car has got a double sunroo's got double sunroo's driving a Tesla I think that's a Tesla okay or Mercedes my box maybe where's his other normal like convertible Girl girl. He's got all kind of car. He's got a car for every day of the week He changes his underwear his cars and his women every couple hours. You know what I'm saying? He changes his underwear, his cars, and his women, every couple hours. You know what I'm saying? Okay. Walking with the Lord, praise Jesus.

Yes. If you're a serious investor and you're seriously thinking about making a right move in business, turn off this video right now. Spencer, you need to take a look at this. Planning. Okay, now I'm gonna walk you through what it says on the screen for those of you listening. It says planning. And big letters across like something that looked like maybe a contract. Yeah, a contract and then it went to a disco ball.

And now it's Frankie looking at blinds with architectural papers. And it's Frank, oh, with architect paper. Yeah, architect papers. It's like a pure flying. Yeah, I got those instructions for the blinds girl. I blew them up on architectural paper. Looks like I'm doing something. Development.

He just walks around. I've rolled up. I've built a couple of hands and my, if he allows us in my time. And sometimes I just walk around with the architectural papers looking professional. Like I'm the guy in the job. Like I'm straight out of a photo shot. Like I'm straight out of a like you know, uh, stock photograph.

I'm like, hey, get structured and head on. Hey, hey, but the project, yeah, the string when you pull the string, the blinds go up. Development. Design. Oh, development. He is like... Design. Oh. Shampoo. Oh, oh yes.

Yes. Site dedication. Is that site dedication or site decoration? Attention to detail. He's telling the guy what to do. Branding. Why is branding with him hugging a girl? He just wanted to throw it on a hot chick. Yeah, it throws his hands up in the air like he's rocky.

We did it $300,000 over budget seven months late. You're going straight to bankruptcy court. H O S consulting services. I mean, he looks like a house of Salon. Salon. Sweet. He's a man in charge with that look. He is the sting of house of Salon, Salon, Sweet. Yeah.

Consulting services. Salon shirt. Meanwhile, that's not a picture of a Salon, Sweet. That's a picture of a winery in that. Yes. Yeah, he's standing somewhere that's not, definitely, a Salon, Sweet. Yep.

Yeah. What is the music? Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, that's the music of a guy who started taking ecstasy in his late 50s. That's what that is. We have a few friends that probably listen to that music. Here, I'll name him. You know, that's what he's got going on.

You know, with the holidays coming up, we also got a new year coming up. And I'm reaching out and talking to all you guys out there and not only guys, any women that are watching this video. You know, there's some people with tits, dude, I don't mind that, whatever. You know, you're not obviously you don't kind of own the business or manage it, but if you happen to come in You give me a blowjob every once in a while you watch this video. You know what to expect Businessman business women Entrepreneurial people for all of you out there that you know don't know me or don't know my background

Meanwhile, he's in a car in traffic the people behind of our problem Right, he's like next to some kind of I'm getting pulled over I'll be right back Um, you know, I am an entrepreneur. I've I have several businesses. I've had several businesses. I'm always looking for the next best thing That's what keeps me driving around in my car looking for it keeps me Energetic Energetic energetic that's what keeps me energetic welcome to energetic That sounds like it

Energetic He's so crushed up eggshells to enter Gen X. That sounds like it. Yeah, I know. The most level market. It's an energetic. He sell crushed up eggshells. I made $4,000 an hour. I just told people about my website, and I'm a millionaire. I didn't finish second grade, and I'm making $6,000 a day. I just told people about my website. Energenics. I need to put an echo effect on here.

So I can do it. Energenics, genics. Oh, yeah, okay, Frankie, whatevs. I've had several businesses. I have several businesses. It's what keeps me young and energenics. Now, let me also tell you, I also own a modeling consulting company if you want to be a model. Never tell you about the modeling consulting company that we went to that Kevin got

wrote them to. No. They pay them 500 bucks and they'll get you on your way in the modeling business. No, there's plenty of those. They'll take shitty headshots for it. And I tried to get me to sign the contract and I wouldn't, it kicked me out. But for Kevin, Kevin was like, you know, I can do it.

I can do it. You know, I can do it. I can do it. I can do it. Man. I was like, Kevin, I don't have 500 bucks, but if I did have 500 bucks, I wouldn't be spending it on this.

I don't think they're real. I'm not a model. You're not a model. I don't know if you've ever seen a model, but I mean, Kevin's a good-looking guy, but he had a mom. Right, they do, they rope you you and the women too. I mean, that's a big thing. Forget about it. We should have you had a runway walk. Yeah, we had some friends that were real models. I think I told that story too. One time, one of my brother's friends was like a real model.

Like a cat walk, you know, Chanel, like doing high fashion photographs. Right. And she had a million photographs of her in various stages of undresses, often the fashion models do, right? She was tall, skinny, like, you know, just the whole nine yards. And so one day she came over for Thanksgiving, she was like a de facto sister. And my dad, you know, loved her,

because he had no girls. And so one day she comes for Thanksgiving after dinner. And she brings her portfolio. She brings her portfolio and starts opening it up and my dad, she's like flipping through and there's pictures of her top place, basically. And my dad puts his hand on the book to stop her from turning the page.

He's like, this is a very interesting photograph. Where is that? Where did you photograph that? I'm like, that's where they photographed that at. A room with a box and a fan and a camera. Hey, what do you mean? Where did you photograph that? Very interesting. Very interesting. You and a camera. Hey, what do you mean? Where did you photograph that? Very interesting.

You want to know where that room is located, Dad? Or do you want to know what your son's friends' tits look like? To be fair, she was like 20 years old. That's why dad would be a bee creepy. It's just the way I'm built. And I'm reaching out to everyone out there asking, asking all the business people out there, what are your goals for 2022?

Are they driving around in a car, pursuing videos? What are your goals for 2022? You're trying to lose a couple pounds, you're trying to get married, are you trying to lose money? And are you trying to make couple bucks off Frankie B's videos? Commercial break?

I see you. New investment opportunity. There's a lot out there. I mean, you could rattle your brain. But what if I could rattle your brain? You're rattlein' my brain. Unless you keep on talking about nothing. I mean, get a point.

Someone needs to put bullet points out for this guy. But while he's driving, especially it, you know it's going to be a street consciousness. Because guess what we do when we drive? We talk to ourselves about nothing for hours on end. We practice phone calls. We practice what we're going to say to our spouse about this or that or the other thing. Yeah. We have fake. I don't know about you. I have whole conversations. Yeah. yeah, sometimes I put my ear pod in just so To other people doesn't look like I'm talking to myself. I'd be like I Point to my ear pod of someone that's over there. Yeah, can't hear you. I'm talking to myself with a fake ear piece and

Opportunity for you that once You do it that you don't have to be there, it runs itself. It runs itself while you're doing it. That's why you wouldn't get on the dinner dinner. That's right. Get in on it. I don't know, right?

You're home. I don't care what you're doing. Okay. The business is going to be on the other side. Yeah, breaking off an airplane. Yeah, breaking off an airplane. Hi, Frankie. It's me calling from the home office. Mr. franchise!

Frankie, you're full of shit! How exactly does a business run itself? A business does not have a pulse or a brain or a soul, Frankie. Don't tell them or lies! Forget about small swies. Pay the extra money and come over to franchise! Don't forget about small suites. Pay the extra money and come over to franchise. Friendsize.

Best store for a joys. Really nice, right? The one thing that I have to tell everybody out there, and I preach this, I preach this to everybody. If you are going to go into business for a while. Keep your hands on the wheel, Frankie. My God. It's obvious. It's obvious. It's obvious that he has no, like, If you are gonna go into business keep your hands on the wheel Frankie my god yeah, he just said both. It's obvious.

It's obvious that he has no like there's no phone holder. He's holding it with one hand. Jesus, you're gonna kill somebody unless you're driving a Tesla with auto drive. Maybe that's what that's happening. Be a slave to that business. That means working at business day in and day out. There's no way to go on business because what's gonna happen. If you really love something and you're passionate about it,

don't, don't be a slave to it. Don't go to Mr. Franchise where you're going to have to work for everybody. If you want to be a lazy slopgo over to Frank Bernardo's Slob sweet! Hey, run them so. They run themselves. Owned an affiliate of energinics. Don't worry about hard work here. Put all that to the side. Just open it up and let it go.

You know the old saying if you want to make a million dollars, sleep late! Drink often, and forget about going to that meeting. Ha ha ha ha ha ha! It's a proven formula for energetic, maybe. Ha ha ha ha! Ugh. Business.

And then you're going to want to do another one. And then you get all this investment in this one you need to make the right choice in a business venture so let me explain what I have to offer all of you out there and I hope I hope many investors and business investors are watching at? Oh I close this guy. Out of the 96 views this video has gotten, how many do you think have money to buy us a lot? Wee!

They're all commercial breaklisters! They're running truck stops in North Florida. They're called Salon Suites. And what Salon Suites are? It's like a loo. You notice that he added the tea? He added the tea. Frankie has seen our video.

Because he was not you saying, no, definitely not. He got coached. He called somebody. It was like, I need some kelp on my teeth. He mall, a fully furnished individual salon suites to where all the beauty professional has to do is bring their own tools, bring their own tools

and they're ready for business. I took out all the expense of the build out, be over-swee. It's the very nice of him. Very nice of him. So long sweet sweet. A affordable thing for anyone in the beauty field. 21 years ago I developed that idea. I was the first one in the world. In the world. Let me stop you, Frankie! You're waiting in the deep end full of poop-o! You're sweet, sweetie, it's full of poop-o and pee-pee because Frankie, we've been doing this for 70 years!

I know, 20 years ago, the first one in the world. That's right, Frankie, it's called a franchise. You are a liar. He did not develop the concept of people bring of franchises or of renting out a space to do your business and no. I would think that there are a lot of barber shop owners. Like, I had a friend that worked downtown. He owned a barber shop, right?

Like a barber shop for the boys. You know what I'm talking about? Mainly African American boys, a place where people come and hang out. And I went there too, and white people went there too, and all other stuff. But he explained to me that his dad had a couple of these down in South Georgia and he would charge the guys to use the chairs and they would bring in their own scissors.

Is he going on the women's industry too for forever? He did not have the, you know the first one to have this idea of one world. Yeah, in the world. He went ahead and had it in the world. In the world. How did you know this wasn't going on in ancient China? He doesn't know this.

He's just making it up. In his own mind, this, he was the first one to do this. He's done zero research. You want to know who has less facts than Brian? Hey, Fernando. It makes me feel good about myself. This idea, in 21 years later, this is now one of the biggest franchises going in America.

But I'm f***ing... I don't even know how to respond, Frankie. Domino's pizza, little scissors, pizza hot, chick-flay. They are all franchises. You know what I don't see on the list? Next to Chick-fil-A. Frankie B. So on Sweet! I wonder where he got that from.

I don't know, he's about to continue this. Fortunately, people, when you get involved with a franchise, there's a lot of red tape of franchises. First of all, uh, with first of all, uh, it's not proven. I can't remember. Yeah. First of all, you got to sign contracts and shit. I don't know.

Look it up. Yeah, actually, he doesn't know. Yeah. He just told you that the house Frankie Frankie Bees, House of Salon, Swede is the biggest franchise opportunity in America. That's how he's in the Slant Suite industry. You got to be worth $1.1.5 million. And you better have $500,000 liquid in the bank.

Not true. Not true. Not true. I know this. I have a family member that's in this business. Not true. He owns 30 of them, I think now. And that's not true. I know this I have a family member that's in this business not true He owns 30 of them I think now and and that's not true. Yeah, so that's gonna eliminate a lot of people right off the bat And why do the franchises want you to have 1.5 million in five hundred thousand in the bank?

Because someone that starts a business should have the means to continue the business, Frankie. Don't let me get in the way of your story here, buddy. But Mr. Franchise says the red tape is actually just common sense. What? My own one location that's failing miserably, when you can use ten that are doing very well. Come on over to Mr. Franchise if you need some additional advice. location that's failing miserably when you can you attend that are doing very well come on over to mr. franchise if you need some additional advice because if you default on um that's gonna be their money they're coming at you

so franchise is it's really tough okay could there so what happens if they don't pay you franky yeah don't worry about it it's all good. We do ours on a spit in a hand shitch. If you can't pay, I'll pay for you. Yeah, no contract here. Paperwork. Yeah. Look, I scribbled this contract together. It says, Frankie B. Salant, Suisse. The top is this planning. It says planning. Don't worry about money. You don't need money for this. Money, please. Or you don't have to work. You don't need money. No, I'm going to be playing.

It's a crazy you're getting. You're getting that mixed up with a different business model. This business model is for people who want to make money without any money. And without working. Yes, and without working. Now, this hasn't, I haven't proven this business model yet. But there are a lot.

Oh, I had the idea 20 years ago. That's lot. There are a lot of ideas 20 years ago. That's right. There are a lot of economicalists who believe that energinics and how else of salon's sweeze is going to be the next great business model. Voodoo economics. This is swee, swee economics. It's trickled down.

Goes from my pocket to yours into the toilet. He's trickled on economics. We call it the shit down economics. We call it the runs. You have money and you're gotten you shit it out and then I don't know where it goes. But you got cool blinds. Look at that. I got the drawings for the blinds. I got the architectural plans for your blinds. Too much red tape and then you're going to be paying royalty fees and if you open up a bigger

slant suite building, those royalty fees can be anywhere from two to four thousand dollars a month. Now I don't know about you but I could do a lot better things with two to four thousand dollars a month. Now I don't know about you but I could do a lot better things with two to four thousand dollars a month then give to a franchise. They're still giving to me. I do use the questionings. I still don't know. Don't don't worry. I'm gonna get to that. I may probably not in this video but at some additional video down the line. Don't worry, I'm gonna get to that, probably not in this video, but at some additional video down the line. Ha ha ha.

I have a hard time remembering what I was gonna say, but some of you were wondering, what are you talking about? Don't worry. Ha ha ha ha. Ah, I think I'm gonna get to that. Ha ha ha. Both my websites in the link below,

in the description box below, where you can, you know, go and look at that. I'm also going to give you the name of my other YouTube channel which is House of Slimes. Oh we've got to give a Hey girl, it's got God just visited me today Just got a gift from God It grows so excited I just got kissed by God. Oh, don't you let house of so long Chris I feel like Christmas. I mean like I just got a brand new Mercedes

I mean, like I just got a brand new Mercedes. Chris, I'm so alone. I've got some crazy stuff. Is he trying to be like house of Gucci? Yeah, house of Gucci. Yeah, the most popular franchise opportunity in America. It's his idea. House of Gucci.

Constellan, sweet, so I'm gonna want you to watch. If you're a serious investor and you're seriously thinking about making a right move in a business venture, well, you know, this is what you do when you're seriously thinking about making a right move in a business Well, you know, this is what you do when you're a serious investor. You scour YouTube People who are talking from their We get all of our franchisees we look for YouTube channels Less than a hundred views and we say that guy on needs to own a song sweet

Additionally, Kristen if you're a serious investor without $1.5 million in the bank a serious investor He just said you don't have to have any money and if but you're a serious investor, right listen I worked in real estate. I met a lot of serious investors without a dime to their name. You know what they were? Seriously full of shit. Right. That's what they were.

Get this. So the difference, what I have to offer over a franchise is I have a consulting company. It's called House of Slans, Slansuite Consulting. Jesus Christ. That's so long, so long, Slansuite Consulting. Jesus Christ. So long, so long, so long, so long, so long, so long. You need any additional names? I could lend you. House of Slans, Slansuite Consulting Services by Frankie B. and Energenics Consulting Company brought to you by Bernardo Elsa Bernardo Hats a Facknard.com Just go there to fight

I'm in for it Oh my God that's awesome That's 33 names He's got that business Make it easy Oh my god, that's awesome. That's awesome. That's 33 names. He's got that business. Make it easy. You know what I say? Kiss, keep it simple stupid.

Yeah. Yeah. Stupid was for this guy. I did. Is I took out all those fees that the franchises are charging you. I'm going to be able to put up your building. Start to finish. You don't do a thing. Start to you. I'm gonna be able to put up your building, start to finish, you don't do a thing, start to finish.

And I'm gonna save you hundreds of thousands of dollars. So I'm doing this. I'm just doing that a good thing to my heart. No fees, don't worry about the fees. That's a call of fees out. I'm just a board billionaire. I do have the most successful franchise in the industry. I'm just gonna build your building, do have the most successful franchise in the industry. That's just gonna build your building.

Decorate it out, plan everything for you. You just step in with your tools. That's right, Chrissy. Don't worry about marketing the business after you're finished with it. Having a brand name, being able to be found or getting stylists in the door. Those things will come to you naturally.

Just stay at home, be in the pool. Go to the beach. Don't worry about it. It's running itself. Keep the doors unlocked and come home to a pilot. Hey Frankie, it's me. Todd. Yeah, oh, congratulations on your brand new salon suite. Thanks, Frankie. I really appreciate it. Listen, you told me it was going to be able to run itself. I left the door open, went to Cabo to that resort that you told me about. There was a cherry or it wasn't as nice as it told me.

The plant smart has bought it. That's right. And I also didn't see any waves though. You told me it was perfect for surfing, but I got home and instead of a pile of money, I found a pile of shit into homeless guys sleeping in there. Don't worry Bob Todd, it just takes a couple of weeks to get going. Okay, Frankie, I'm counting on you, and listen, you're not going to lose money on this.

If you lose money, I'll put my money and listen, you're not gonna lose money on this if you lose money I'll put my money in your pocket. I built that building. I built that building that I built that building with pine straw and red clay I saved you hundreds of thousands of dollars. I Went to other job sites and stole extra materials put it together And don't worry that roof. It just looks a little saggy. It's gonna hold. I've seen works. I'm picturing like a 10. I know. I know. I'm like a flap of sheet metal. There's a barbecue place here in Atlanta. It's famous in Isolana. It's in like the corner of a

gas station. It sits on bricks, it's got a plastic roof, like literally a blue tar, and the walls are just barely holding themselves up, and the guys got like two gas grills back there, and I'm just waiting for the cardboard to fly. I mean, I hope it never does, I love the barbecue place, but I just think of that when I think of how he's gonna save someone hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Listen, building costs are building costs. It is what it is. Yeah, oh, Frankie. Well, too, because a lot of people can't put up some on sweets because they can't afford to pay franchises or consulting companies. I'm the alternative. I'm gonna save you. I'm every time. I'm every woman.

It's up to me. The dollars and I'm going to put you up the building of your dream. Another thing, if you pick a franchise to build your salon suite, it cannot be your brand. It has to be the franchise's brand. You have no reason for that. There's a reason for that. Like when you go to a tick play,

you want to fill a, you can't have. That's right. It's called a marketing collective dumb dumb. That's why they don't call McDonald's McDonald's because no one gives a shit. They just want the same cheeseburger over and over. Donalds McDonalds because no one gives a shit. They just want the same cheeseburger over and over. But Frankie, keep going.

You're digging yourself a nice little hole. I'll soon be pouring them out in. Is he lazy? Is he saying the people can just brand however they want to? That's what I think his whole thing is is that let me consult with you on building the building. Okay. And then I'll consult with you on how it looks on the inside. I thought the architecture, I know where to place the chairs.

Hey, Dundam, build a rectangle, put some mirrors on the wall, throw some styling chairs in there and a couple of hair dryers, and you're done. It's a salon suite. What makes the difference is, do you have a name? Are you marketing yourself? Like Bob Steele, Van Michaels, like those people have

spent decades building their name and their brand up, but they do the exact same thing. Yes. Now, you actually have to be like a real stylist with clients and stuff like that to show up in the door. Not with Frankie. Not with Frankie. Don't worry about that. You just need tools. Yeah, you just need tools. Well, they bring their own tools. You don't even need tools. No, tools. I can see some like Some 70 year old woman walking in with some rusty shears Garden. Yeah, and a weed wacker. I'm here for my first dance on Great come on in to Frankie told me this is gonna happen. What's your name? It's Tony

Okay, duty you're on chair number one. You got me clients. I've read in jail since 62. Okay, well I guess we can roll with that. You know, you take the first client that comes through. Hi, my wedding is on Thursday. I can't mind hair cut. Come on over, Tudol's gonna take care of you. You're in the office and Tudol comes back. We got a problem boss. There's a lot of blood on the floor. I'm not sure that Brian's gonna make it. Sarah, buddy.

Oh, God. I cut off both her ears. Yeah. Let me check the house of Salon's sweet manual on this one. That's right. You're going to need a Colin funky. Let me call it Frankie. You'll know what to do. Poor. The footprints. That's right. You're going to need a college, thank you. Let me call it freaky. You'll know what to do. Poor.

The footprint. Oh, sorry. I'm very beneficial to you because a lot of people can't put up some on sweets because they can't afford to pay franchises or consulting companies. I'm the alternative. I'm going to save you hundreds of thousands of dollars. I'm the alternative to success. I'm going to put you up the building

of your dream. Another thing, if you pick a franchise to build your Celan suite, it cannot be your brand. It has to be... I want to hear what he says about this. The foot print. Anything. Well that looks like a little bit. There. Anything. The furnishing. Oh, sorry. The foot print. Anything. The furnishing, or the footprint, anything, the furnishings, nothing, they control you.

Again, going back to being a business for yourself. And I don't care what business you choose out there. Whatever it is, you need, you need to be in control. That's the luxury of being in business for yourself. If you pick a franchise, they got your thumb on you the whole time Yeah, proven success Don't worry about that track record of winning Frankie Well, I want you want to be in bed with that

We're just gonna have our thumb on your neck Pouring money down your throat I Know if I'm frank. I'll take a step off your neck steal your wallet at the same time In that building it's not mr. Franchise can I do this? Subscribe, it's not outlined in their contract. You can't do it. So Frank's gonna let you go wild. Yeah. Frank. What do you want to do?

Hey, do it everybody. I don't know. I can't believe I am. Yeah, the building's done. Got the check. Before it falls down. For a franchise to start this business and you found this video, I think I'm going to be worth a phone call.

All right? A phone call? All right. I think you're going to want a phone call. All right? A phone? All right. I think you're gonna wanna call me. Am I right? Are I right? Right, right, right, right, right. Right, right, right. Right.

That's gonna get you into the building of your dreams. A phone call that's gonna save you hundreds of thousands of them. I mean, a building. A phone call that'll never end. Ha, ha, ha. And you don't just get a building and then leave it and make money and not work for it and it just runs itself. Don't you think that anywhere is the building?

What does the building look like? What are you doing? How are you getting a stylist in the building? How are you going to build a book of business? How are you building brandy? What is happening? I mean, Chrissy, don't you think that if you could in fact... I mean, I want to see some examples.

There is no example. It doesn't exist. That's why. This is how this idea for one year. Yeah, well, he had, yeah, he probably built one, and it's still open, and somebody owns it, probably hates themselves. The LTPs for the rest of your life. So if you are looking for the ultimate business opportunity, I urge you to go to the links. All time at web sites, check out the social media. And then I'm

going to be expecting a call from you. I'm what you're just reminding you, the best move of your life. Are you available more in the afternoon? What time will you be calling Mr. franchise wants to know he'll be following up with you Mr. Franchise wants to see how well that call goes Don't worry about making money with Mr. Franchise lose money with mr. Frankie. Oh I'm so glad that our competition is as incompetent and impotent as Frank. Mr. Franchise, out! I'm Mr. Franchise, I thought you said. I'm Mr. Franchise.

Love Mr. Franchise. Oh my God, he's awesome. Yeah, this business model doesn't make any sense, but, all right. Listen. But if you're a serious investor, investor with no money and you don't want to work, I'm going to be a cop. That's right. He'll be right here.

He's right here. Look at that. Look at that. I tied all that in. He's over there. He's over there. And he's out there is what he is. I don't understand where he's coming from.

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