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Episode Date: August 4, 2023

Sweet, sweet Frankie...while words may elude him, he always delivers (just not always in the bedroom). What Would Frankie Do stickers! Oppenheimer Globby cocaine Traveling ketamine Hamptons doctor...s Can we camp in the Hamptons? Palm Beach tunnels Real Housewives Frankie B on ED He’s seen an alarming amount of soft peens Frankie says you’re insecure! We love that sexual stamma Fire your barber! Frankie’s Follicles! Buzz those nose hairs, people "Exhume" confidence LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Producer & Audio Editor: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 He does not look like he has a chocolate battery. He looks like he has a navy sheets and a jewel On this episode of the commercial break Confidence because confidence because big old fat motor It's just in corporate that that's all it is you got plenty of stammer Stammer be get stammer I'm gonna I'm gonna exhume your dick from the grave, it's in. I'm gonna incorporate it into my bedroom. The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
Starting point is 00:00:39 Is it exciting, too? Ah, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Ryan Green. This is my dear friend and beautiful co-host, Kristen Joy-Hodley. Best to you, Chris. And that's he, Brian. And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Did you hear that drop? Did I get it?
Starting point is 00:00:53 Is it Exitchu? Is it Exitchu? It's a freaking beat drop. Yeah, it does excite me. You know what excites me? Our brand new TCB sticker. I know. It's here. We did it. We made it work. We made it work.
Starting point is 00:01:05 We made it happen. Faster and went to work. She designed us a beautiful, what would Frankie do sticker? And wait until you see it. I can't wait. I can't wait. And we've had a lot of requests for the Frankie B sticker.
Starting point is 00:01:16 Already. So get your Frankie B sticker. You gotta get one. They're now available. The other one is they're done. So forget about it. The 21 EPM sticker is done. I have a couple of them stashed away for special occasion,
Starting point is 00:01:29 but otherwise it's gone, you missed it. So hurry up and get on the number two sticker. Actually, these are number three sticker. Number three sticker, what would Frankie do? And I just can't wait for people to get their hands on this one. And I swear on all the totally good ones. I'm gonna kiss live on air. I'm gonna French kiss the person who puts it on their back of their car.
Starting point is 00:01:49 French kiss them. That's the one I'm gonna do. Christina was just here, Christina, her head. I love her. And she was like, listen, you gotta do the Cox for Christ sticker. And I'm like, I'm not gonna do Cox for Christ sticker. But man, I wish I could. And she had a brilliant idea of taking like two dildos
Starting point is 00:02:06 and putting them in the cross. And I just think that's so brilliant. I'm so ready for it. But I don't know that I'm going to do it. You got to be careful sometimes. You don't want to start a whole. You don't want to start a civil war over your stupid podcast. Some people want to start a civil war over their stupid podcast, but not us. That's not going to happen.
Starting point is 00:02:29 Hey, I would like to say congratulations to us. I think this is the first thing that's come out of the notebook to happen. Yes, this is the actual first thing we've ever done after having put it in there. Congratulations to you my friend. I you're responsible. The notebook. It's not just the movie anymore. The notebook. It's not just for gocelling anymore. By the way, saw Oppenheimer. Oh, you saw Oppenheimer. I wanna see it. In the iMac's 70 millimeter, the whole nine-year-old extra Dolby's special effects, bullshit. Here's what I'll say about Oppenheimer. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:12 I'm not gonna ruin the ending. Here's. I read about the ending. I haven't seen the movie in a red-up. I think everybody's read about the ending. Hint. They made a nuclear bomb. That's what happened.
Starting point is 00:03:21 Well, right. And then we dropped a couple of them. Unfortunately, Oppenheimer is brilliantly and beautifully acted as everyone has been saying. It is, there are moments that are very strange and I don't understand them. Really, there's some, I think, gratuitous nudity that's just not their Florence bug is her boobs are in, like, 15 straight minutes of the movie. Wow.
Starting point is 00:03:42 They're beautiful boobs. I love them. I think Florence's got a beautiful body. Quite frankly, I haven't met a pair of boobs that I don't like it, so there you go. But I just don't end, like even me, completely, you know, whacked out 21 EPM old man, creepy guy, even me, I even thought it was a little gratuitous.
Starting point is 00:04:01 I was like, I don't know that the tits need to be in this particular scene, but here they are. I will say that Christopher Nolan is one of my favorite directors of all times. I think he's directed some of the most visually and mentally stimulating movies of our generation, certainly. He did inception, right? He did inception.
Starting point is 00:04:18 He did inception. Yeah. He also did inception. What? He also did interstellar. He did all the eye movies. Inception, Yeah. He also did Inception. What? He also did Inner Stellar. He did all the eye movies. Inception, Inner Stellar. What was the other one that he did?
Starting point is 00:04:30 Duncirk. Syncopy. What was that movie he did where everything goes backwards? Do you know what I'm talking about? Mm, yeah. That's not my favorite Christian program. Moment, no, momento he did also. He did.
Starting point is 00:04:44 But that wasn't the movie. There's a movie where everything runs backwards. It just came out. It was a wonderful movie, but it wasn't my favorite Christian program moment. No, momento he did also, but that wasn't the movie. There's a movie where everything runs backwards. It just came out. It was a wonderful movie, but it wasn't my favorite. Christopher Nolan movie. This is also not my favorite Christopher Nolan movie. It is very wordy. There's a lot of words in the movie
Starting point is 00:04:58 and just like 30 or 40 really action pack moments. The movie never stops. You're not going to be bored. It keeps on going. Will I see it again? Not in the theater, that's for sure. But if it comes on TV, I'll watch it again. So that's my opinion about Oppenheimer.
Starting point is 00:05:13 I don't wanna get the rest away. I'm gonna see it. I think I could have done a much better job as Oppenheimer. Oh wow. And I just, you know. What? What, what do you mean? That'd be a great oppenheimer.
Starting point is 00:05:24 Oh no. I didn't. I didn't. Heisenberg, that's what I would be a mean? I'd be a great oppa Heisenberg that's what I would be a great I'd be a great Heisenberg. That's right I'll never forget our good friend Tracy. I go over to her house for Christmas like you know friends Christmas or whatever Thanks of his and Christmas or whatever they call it, you know did did not offend anybody. You know, I hit me get together where everyone exchanges gifts. Not in the woods. Yeah, so we did not in the woods. No, at her house, which is almost like the woods.
Starting point is 00:05:52 It's just like the woods, except they have running water, a hot shower. You can do your drugs much more comfortably. Yes. At our friend's house. No humidity. No humidity. Your cocaine doesn't get all gloppy.
Starting point is 00:06:06 It's a worst part about the party in the woods. It's after 12 hours that cocaine's all wet. You can't do anything about it. Put it in the sun for a couple hours. I think that's gonna melt the baby laxative. So I go over to her house. I am the first guy in our friends group to kind of jump on the Breaking Bad fan line.
Starting point is 00:06:29 Yeah, I remember going over to your apartment, we'd watch it some. Yeah, you were hooked. From episode one, I was hooked, but not many people knew about it until it came out on Netflix two seasons in. So anyway, I'm talking about this show, Breaking Bad, Breaking Bad,
Starting point is 00:06:42 you gotta watch it, you gotta watch it. And this was some of the people in the group start watching it, but they know that I'm such a big fan that they get me breaking bad glassware for Christmas. So it's like one of these Secret Santa things, right, everyone exchange names. But then it's Secret Santa with the extra, what do you know, take C-backsies or whatever,
Starting point is 00:07:00 where you can switch presents. The white elephant. The white elephant. So I fucking get these glasses, and I am just, I literally have an old man boner about these glasses that I have, these Heisenberg glasses or these breaking bag glassware that I have. I'm so excited about this.
Starting point is 00:07:13 And the whole room lights up. They're like, oh Brian got breaking bag. Oh good for you Brad, that's a great show. Ah, I don't think so. Whatever. And then the next person who goes, takes my fucking Heisenberg like, takes it.
Starting point is 00:07:23 And I was like, wait, hold on. You're supposed to do white elephant only except for me. Like, right, it doesn't apply to you. You've never even seen the fucking show. Why do you want my breaking bad glasses? I didn't even know who that was. I'll tell you later, I don't wanna call them out here on air, but they know who they are.
Starting point is 00:07:40 You know what you did. You know what you did. I was gonna say I don't remember seeing these highs and highs in the class. You don't because I didn't get them. No, but are you the one who got me the Eddie Vetter candle? Yes. Yes, that was brilliant.
Starting point is 00:07:53 And you got me the... I got you the picture too of them at the Fox. Yeah, but you also got me the picture of what's his name? Hunter S. Thompson. Yes. Which is brilliant. I love that picture. I don't know where it is, but it's somewhere in there.
Starting point is 00:08:05 Okay, I love that Hunter S. Thompson. Chrissy always gives me great gifts. So thank you, I really appreciate you. I give you the astronaut pen. Yes, I give you one, oh you did. That's right, so I could write in space. Okay. Well, write the upside down.
Starting point is 00:08:19 Yeah, like find myself upside down, writing in my journal. Oh, wow, that's a little writing in my journal Well, that's that'll come a little journal in a lamp Never know you'd ever do know could find yourself in a isolation room Not understanding what's up for down Speaking of isolation room and Do you know what the new trend is in the Hamptons right now? No drugs. All the drugs. Now the Hamptons has always been all about the drugs.
Starting point is 00:08:50 I'm sure of it whenever there's time and money you're gonna have drugs. There must be some of the most profitable cocaine dealers in the world must service the Hamptons area right? They must have like a direct line to Colombia. I'm sure they're just flying planes and dropping bundles out in the ocean. And then I see like, you know, I don't know who lives up there. Howard Stern and Martha Stewart swimming out to grab the bundle.
Starting point is 00:09:10 I don't know. But anyway, so I'm reading this very interesting article about how, you know, it's harder and harder to get your pain medication from doctors these days. Although I'm sure there's quite a few doctors up there too, we'd be happy to write to your prescription for any reason. But that's true anywhere in the world, anywhere in the United States, by the way.
Starting point is 00:09:29 If you have cash, you can find a doctor. It'll be willing to write to your prescription. So everyone's all on the ozemic kick and it's getting harder to get the pain medication. So now they're taking, I don't know, tram it all and trampotent and, you know, statins. People are taking statins to not only lower their blood pressure but get them high.
Starting point is 00:09:44 It's really weird what people are into. So I read this article about there is a traveling ketamine doctor and the Hamptons. She'll come to your house, she'll give you six therapy sessions for like, you know, whatever it is, $28,000. Six therapy sessions, quote unquote, where she makes an isolation room, so you have no, there's no sound, it's a soundproof room, and it's a dark room, and she does therapeutic ketamine intervention. It's all a rage right now.
Starting point is 00:10:13 Yeah, but apparently, it's not like, you would think that this would be, I'm trying to go and release some trauma, I'm trying to get in touch with my inner child, but what it really is, is the doctor's showing up to these parties, and everyone's taking ketamine and turning the lights on. It's crazy.
Starting point is 00:10:27 It's crazy. The partying with the ketamine. When do we get our invite to the hamptons? That's when I know we'll made it. That's on the next contract. I know I'm not, we don't make any money, so we can't have a house in the Hamptons. We probably can't even have a private plane ride
Starting point is 00:10:42 to the Hamptons, but could you get me a coach seat on Delta or a Legionnaire or whatever flies up there to the Hamptons, get me a coach seat. I just wanna spend one weekend in the Hamptons. This is even it's about. Do you think they have like one cheap hotel we could go to in the Hamptons? They got to, right?
Starting point is 00:10:57 That would be one cheap hotel for people like us. We could probably camp out on the beach. You can't, it's all private beaches up there. Big Taylor Swift's gonna let you on our Hamptons island. No. You can't. It's all private beaches up there. Big Taylor Swift is going to let you on our Hampton's island. No, not going to happen. I, uh, yeah. But so not only do they do the Academy. I'm not picturing a GP hotel up there. Just saying to that question. No, they keep the riff rap out. They do. They keep the riff rap out. That Hampton is about an exclusive. Hamptons and Palm Beach, Florida. Those two places are so extraordinarily exclusive. Have you ever been to Palm Beach, Florida?
Starting point is 00:11:28 I have. It is incredible. Yeah, it's crazy. The amount of wealth on that one island is incredible. I don't even know. Island or an archipelago or an archipelago. What do they call it? What's an archipelago?
Starting point is 00:11:40 An archipelago? Oh, I'm... Yeah, you don't know either. We don't know. You're coming to the commercial break. Keep slapping my, like I'm an old man. Hey, hey. That's reaching back deep into like ninth grade.
Starting point is 00:11:56 Ah, yeah. That's facts. It's a thing. There's a thing down there called Palm Beach. Is it connected to the land? Like a little bit of it. By a bridge, I think. By a bridge.
Starting point is 00:12:08 I'm not really sure. But what I do know is that when you drive over that bridge, you are all of this sudden and fucking la la land. Yeah, it's not. The house is down there. So they have a street, like a Florida highway with just two lane street that goes down this. It's called five or six miles. I, let's call it five or six miles,
Starting point is 00:12:25 I'm not sure, but five or six miles on one side of the street, sitting up off the ocean, or monstrosities that you've never seen before in your entire life. Well, I mean, anything that I ever read about the luxury market is always for Palm Beach.
Starting point is 00:12:40 Palm Beach. Palm Beach out. Or the Hamptons, right? Palm Tons, or Palm Beach. the Hamptons right? Pampton's or Palm Beach. So once or Palm Beach or Palm Beach or the TCP studio. Miami's got a lot to do. Yeah, Miami's too trashy for Palm Beach. So you go down this street and on one side of the street
Starting point is 00:13:01 are these enormous homes. Some of them you can't even see because they're set so far back and they have walls that are so high, you can't see them. But you just know that someone who's filthy fucking rich lives there, and then what they have is on the other side of the street, are these homes that are probably three times the size of my home, but those aren't homes,
Starting point is 00:13:20 those are beach houses, for the homes on the other side of the street. And they have tunnels that run under the street and they connect to That's why I'll beach side home. It's insane. So your guest home is three times the size of my home It's unbelievable. I don't understand. But here's what I do now is that people who are this filthy rich need their drugs And so now in the Hamptons, they just deliver it to, it's like, I guess it's like D, they just deliver it to you. Yeah, and you get a doctor with an Rx number and now you're just prescribing it for free. They're doing mushroom parties,
Starting point is 00:13:54 they're doing dippity dab parties, they're, you know, psychedelic mushroom parties. It's a whole scene going on up there. And you think about the people that are living up there, people that are controlling most of the money in this country, most of the wealth in this country, entertain people who entertain us at the highest levels. I'm not saying they- The housewives. The housewives. The housewives don't live in a Hampton.
Starting point is 00:14:13 They do, they have homes, they have homes in a Hampton. They've rented homes in a Hampton. I don't know, but no. I'm gonna tell you a little secret about the housewives, because I'm not under an NDA, so I don't think I need to share this. I got a phone call about a property that somebody I know owns, right?
Starting point is 00:14:29 But I'm here in Atlanta, so sometimes I keep an eye on that property. I got a phone call because the home is in the part of town that they wanna know that they want you to think that they're in the real housewives of Atlanta, wanted to rent the home, so that it appeared that they lived. Oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:46 In a home in Atlanta, when they really don't live in a home in Atlanta. No, the Atlanta ones do that. Yeah. And they've done it since day one. And they work when they don't tell me. You know, that's kind of why I liked Kim, that Kim's, Zolciac, whatever her name was,
Starting point is 00:15:00 because episode number one, scene one, this is only episode I ever watched all the way through. Episode one, scene one, she's in her apartment, like kind of her shitty perimeter, mall apartment, right? She's there in her apartment with her daughter, I think, at the time. And it would seem very real to me, but then every other cast member that's ever been on
Starting point is 00:15:22 real high-source Atlanta, or I think most of their real housewives. They all like, they don't even live in Atlanta. They don't even live in Atlanta. They're not close to Atlanta. Yeah, we talked about that. They're not wives. Well, that, that's certainly not housewives.
Starting point is 00:15:34 Yeah, the whole wife thing went out the door years ago. We have a friend that's been on this most recent season. Train wreck. Yeah, it's crazy. Train wreck. I'll talk to you about that off air. It's a total train wreck. Yeah, it's crazy. Train wreck. I'll talk to you about that off air. That's a total train wreck. Yeah, didn't go over, I think, as planned.
Starting point is 00:15:48 That's the problem when you get on that reality TV. There's nothing real about it. Yeah, when they can portray you anyway, they're not going to edit things. Yes, and when they don't edit you favorably, what the fuck do you do? You can do that. Yeah, now you think it's like, oh shit,
Starting point is 00:16:06 this is my big moment in the sun. This is what's gonna happen to the commercial break one day. Someday, you're gonna turn on the TV, like TMZ. The commercial break destroys the world with its cocks for Christ's sticker. We're gonna give you the other. We'll be all over Fox News. Fox News or CBN, whatever that Christian broadcasting network will be the devil.
Starting point is 00:16:31 They'll put sure I got to however they want to. And eventually all of the stuff that we've said will be cut and ended to their liking. I'll be in like three different shirts on one particular video like I hate Christ. We do drugs with our children. I have masturbated on blue. Oh my god. Waffle House is a great place to suck a dick. Look at my body, little boy. These and more hurtful things have been said on the commercial break. Hopefully the call is the commercial breaks. The commercial breaks. The commercial breaks with over 50 listeners per year has been saying these horrible things. Joe Biden is my lover. I wish you would burn
Starting point is 00:17:36 in hell little puppy dog. Well, I'm giving them the material right now. They don't have it already in one shirt, one color shirt. Someone caught onto us. They were like, I noticed it back to back. You guys wear the same shirts. And I'm like, oh, you're onto us. You think we just, what do you think we record the day of and put it out there? No.
Starting point is 00:18:02 No, that's why we were in the same shirt on two episodes. It's because we use your record two episodes. When the beginning we tried to change shirts. Change shirts. That became too much of an effort. I'm like, who's going to notice that? Now I'm thinking about changing shirts. Maybe every other sentence because I know that AI is just going to chop me up and use me the way that I want to. For sure. So anyway, I just want to share with you that the Hamptons are having ketamine parties. Now, ketamine is not a drug I would want to fuck with.
Starting point is 00:18:28 That's something I want to do recreation. No, it seems intense. It's very intense. It is a, it's a disassociative. So literally you disconnect your body from your thinking. So you're no longer attached to your body, essentially. That's what disassociation means, right? Having an out-of-body experience, you're not in touch with your body, essentially. That's what disassociation means, right? I have an out-of-body experience.
Starting point is 00:18:45 You're not in touch with your facilities. Everything goes except for some people call it energy or spirit or whatever. I probably just call it your brain thinking. But it's a very intense feeling. And I know that they're taking smaller doses than I did. But it's still. I wouldn't want even a bit of disassociation
Starting point is 00:19:03 if I'm like sitting around having a pool party. I don't want to disassociate for my own body. The sun's dangerous all together. Yeah. But I don't know, you know, when you have more money than God, you can just sleep it off the next day, I suppose. Not like here at the commercial break, we have four jobs, 16 children.
Starting point is 00:19:18 Yeah. And the people bitching at us because we're wearing the same shirt twice in a row. Fuck you! Yeah, we gotta keep the machine going. We do have to keep the machine going. Speaking of machine, I told you, we got the new, what would Frankie do? Stickers.
Starting point is 00:19:32 W-W-F-D. W-F-D. Now, I really was hoping that when I got the new sticker, I was so excited, new sticker design, I was so excited. Like I said, a couple of, more than a few people have emailed in already asking for that sticker. And we'll get them to you in a couple more than a few people have emailed in already asking for that sticker and And we'll get them to you in a couple weeks. We just sent them off for order for Creation so yeah for print creation. We just sent them off for creation
Starting point is 00:19:58 Jesus didn't send things off for creation. I made it all I am God Damn it. Oh, this is fun. I'm gonna start cutting up our own stuff and I'm gonna make it a little videos with it. I'll make little reels with it, I'll answer. So, I really was hoping that I would troll on the internet and that I would pop up a new brand new Frankie B video
Starting point is 00:20:23 that we could get into, but it's not to be. But there are a couple of videos in the back catalog, they say, as they say, that are available to us that we haven't yet done. And in honor of our new, what would Frankie do? Sticker, I would love to review a Frankie B video. What do you think? I am all in.
Starting point is 00:20:42 I have a hard time understanding why we haven't done this particular video yet because it seems right up our out. Yeah I kind of just know the first thing he says and I can't believe we haven't talked about it before. Yeah so without further ado I was trolling on the internet as you do. As I do like to do. do. Hey everybody, it's your favorite part of the show where I pine for more of your attention. First way you can help fill this hole in my soul, go to Apple and leave a sub-positive review. It takes two seconds out of your day and it really does help grow the show.
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Starting point is 00:24:14 ED, a reptile dysfunction. I have it. I suffer from it. He is going there. I love it. Go Frankie. Let's see what he has to say. Yeah, we all experienced that from time to time. But it's for experiencing this.
Starting point is 00:24:29 Chris, you have you ever experienced ED? I have not. We all experienced it from time to time. Well, men are the only people that matter. Yeah, but you know, you have erectile tissue. Remember Dr. Sint told us this. You erectile tissue in the clitoris. I just gave you a science lesson. That also probably we lost four sponsors, but I gave you a science lesson. On a regular basis, maybe you have a problem. So on today's video, I'm gonna go over five things that you can do to eliminate the mental part of ED.
Starting point is 00:24:59 The mental part of IED. So next time you have a hard time getting it up, you'll think of me telling you about your mental problems. Get hard! Go, go, go, go, go! Look at my cock-dee! Oh, this is so old that we have the old version. You're the girl, yeah. Oh, the intro, yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:22 Remember this song? Ah, look at this song this one? What happened? What happened? This is the best intro in the history of YouTube. It's got a really, oh, pump an iron. He's pumping iron. He's got hot girls walking all over the place. We just did a sunglasses like, be pulled them down. He pulls his sunglasses down, but my favorite is the shot.
Starting point is 00:25:44 At the end, where he pops out of the water and slow motion. I forgot about this. Oh my god. It's a great one. Hey guys, don't blow it with Frankie. I got to say this. I've been reading through his comments. Don't blow it with Frankie. And most of you are good. You're being subversive. You're poking at him, but you're not like, you know know but there's some of you that are obviously listening to the commercial break one person just put look at my body what a douche what is your dick waiting for get it hard get it hard What a I have ever seen It's almost as good as the commercial breaks first intro. Oh my god. It's so good
Starting point is 00:26:43 With 35 second long intro, that's completely unnecessary. No one wants to see that shit, Frankie. And then he's like trying to, I don't know what he's trying to do. I don't know what the point of the intro is. He was using scissors and he was using them like a ninja. Like a ninja.
Starting point is 00:26:56 He was like going like this and then he was drumming on his hair care products and cookware. There was a three second shot of him standing there waiting for golf. I think take his turn to golf And then yeah, and then there's this girl she's very pretty But she's just walking back and forth and his salon And he's like giving her the cum hither like go on come on baby. You know you want some razor wire in your face Come talk to my penis Sounds like Frankie could take a page out of the
Starting point is 00:27:25 cockroach book. Yeah. He's been worshiping your cock. Hey. I don't even know. Welcome you to my grooming fitness fashion in lifestyle channel for guys over 50 who want to up their game. Look and feel better about themselves. Before we get into the video guys, at any time you like what you're seeing at any time, you dig what you're hearing. At any time you like what you're seeing at any time. At any time. At any time.
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Starting point is 00:28:09 please do so and welcome to the family. All right so guys welcome to the family. I'm about to yell at you in two thirds of my videos. Family. Let's talk about ED. Now as you're aware there's two parts of ED. There's a man. Let's talk about ED, boom. Let's talk about, boom. Let's talk about Flasiddic. Let's talk about Frankie in the bedroom trying to get it up. No, and there's a physical side. If it's already been, been from in that you have a physical problem, and you're still not where you need
Starting point is 00:28:43 to be, well, maybe you have a mental problem too. All right. They do work hand in hand. Most if you got a softie in your brain you're gonna have a softie in your pants. You know what I'm saying? Let me pump you up a little bit. Here's the penis pump 3000 that I use. He breaks out of his phone. I'm gonna die. If you have a physical problem it it mentally on you with ED. So we gotta shake up and correct the mental side of your ED problem. And where does that start with? Well, I think it starts first with me not trying to work on my ED problem with your video.
Starting point is 00:29:17 I mean, I think that's the first place I'm gonna start. Maybe some porn, an old playboy or something. You know that. Yeah, let's work on our half-hard without Frankie. A lot of you guys, you let yourself go in life, okay, especially the older guys, and I'm even gonna backtrack on that. I'm even gonna say a lot of the guys in their 40s,
Starting point is 00:29:38 and I'm even seeing an alarming rate of 30 rolls who are already letting themselves go. That's what I me in wait. Which 30-year-olds are you hanging out with that are you've seen their ED problem? I say let yourself go. Hey Jason, yeah it's me Frankie P. We made a debarter day. How you doing? Good, good, great. I went in your phone and got your phone number.
Starting point is 00:30:03 I hope you don't mind. I just wanted to check on your dick. Can you get it up right now? You want me to talk to it? Put the phone near it. How's that? Good. I'm doing a video and I'm doing a little informal research and how many dicks are soft out there? You see yours one of them? I'm seeing an alarming rate. I've seen an alarming rate of soft dicks at 30 year olds. in a alarming rate. I've seen an alarming rate of soft dicks at 30 year olds. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:30:27 All right. What happens guys is just fester's in your mind. When it becomes time to perform, all right? You're not happy with your body. You're not happy with your look. And there's that little hang up that's in your mind when it's time to perform. And guess what?
Starting point is 00:30:42 You can't shake that hang up because you're worried about what that woman is thinking What is she thinking about me? It's how I feel every time I'm about to start an episode of the commercial break I get all work. I think about me. Do I look okay? Do I feel soft and impugny to her? Okay guys? We don't need this shit. Let me introduce myself. My name is Frank We don't need this shit. Let me introduce myself. My name is Frank. But I'm 58 years old. What? Did you just start the video all over again? No, he suffers from poor editing. He suffers from Yeah, he suffers from EE erectile editing
Starting point is 00:31:18 Soon to be 59 and guess what 60? Little over your way. Am I worried about it? Hell no. Do I think about it? No, yeah, yeah, yeah, all my videos are about it. I'll tell you you don't think about it Frankie You literally have a channel dedicated to worrying about it. Yes. Yes Hi guys, because I don't feel my age and there's a reason why the reason is is I take great age and there's a reason why the reason is is I take great physical care of myself weekly, monthly and yearly. I do the necessary things to keep myself in tap physical form. I don't know about as many as I do. Every time I see an older guy with a bracelet I'm like, what ache and then I look at my arm I'm like I'm a douche
Starting point is 00:32:07 I like a bracelet too but not the like the big silvery clingy clinky things I don't think those look good on any kid any age plus he's got a ring on just his first finger I do the same thing. I know he's got one on both of mine. I floss. Yeah, he's got one on. He's got on like the first finger. Oh, yeah, he went to our finger.
Starting point is 00:32:32 Oh, that's awful. Nothing only one. Yeah. Oh, he does have like four bracelets on. Yeah, one of them is spiky. Yeah, it's too much. Spiky, spiky bracelets. You walk into a shop and think that's a good idea. Let me get a spiky, spiky bracelets. You're walking to a shop and think that's a good idea.
Starting point is 00:32:47 Let me get a spiky bracelet. It'll reduce my ED by 30%. I'll just punch myself in the cock anytime it goes down. He is. Age only so makes you down when you allow it to. Lemme repeat that. Age only slows you down when you allow it to. And unfortunately in today's society
Starting point is 00:33:05 this is the way it is guys most guys don't give a rats ass about the way they look and they are letting age dictate everything in their lives. Okay hold on a second. First of all it's not true. I think I feel now that age is almost more irrelevant than it ever has been. We're all interconnected on so many levels. And I understand there's certainly a difference between a 20-year-old and a 50-year-old. No doubt about it.
Starting point is 00:33:33 And then forget it if you're teenagers, you just live in a different universe altogether. As I did when I was a teenager. But he just said, when you get into bed, you start getting into your head, how old you are, and about your body, and what you're thinking, all that other stuff. And then he just said, he just absolutely went in the opposite direction, saying that everybody, all these guys don't give a shit about how they look, or he's making no sense whatsoever again, Frankie.
Starting point is 00:33:56 None whatsoever. Viagra. That's security. I know. So I took that art in their 50s, that might want to start a workout routine, that might want a better look look that might want to hair cut But they say why were my going with this you know
Starting point is 00:34:11 That that mentality drives me absolutely nuts because what happens guys it continues to get worse It doesn't get me better your thought process just continues to get worse the way you look gets worse Your diet gets worse. You're losing muscle in a fast clip. And what's going to happen? Your mind's going to get all f-top over this, okay? Well, I am all f-top. I'm losing muscle in a clip clip. Every time I take a step, I'm turning into How old are you 27? My cock doesn't work right. Need to do is put in stock confidence in you, okay? And that all starts with building a better body. Now downloading confidence.
Starting point is 00:34:54 Do do do do do do do do. Building a better mind. Having a great diet. Look, dress great. And all that's going to read confidence. And that confidence is going to come through in the bedroom because guys We don't need any hangups when it's time to go to the bedroom. Okay, we need to clear mine We can't be worried about well to see think I'm a little overweight or how does my how does my hair look?
Starting point is 00:35:17 Does look okay? These are things that Frankie has all thought about yeah, these are reasons Frankie has not been able to get it up First of all second of all none of those things ever cross my mind. I turn off the lights real dark. I whisper into my lovers here. Get ready for the best few seconds of your life. Then I go. Ah! That good for you.
Starting point is 00:35:42 And then I pick up my phone in my notes and I go 19, EPM. I'm going to have a cigarette, I'll be right back. Need that. You look beautiful there, by the way. How do you get your pants back on so quickly? What? That wasn't your vagina? I didn't even make it there.
Starting point is 00:36:01 We're going to improve that next time. Is there a next time? No? In time? No? And over? Now? Let me at least get you a cab. Hello? Bye!
Starting point is 00:36:11 Hi, A.C.U. Breaking! Half of it, not more. Before you do any of that, so you can go to the bedroom and do your job and that's performed. So gentlemen, the first thing I want you to do is... ...for... ...much of a... ...j...
Starting point is 00:36:28 ...and you can feel... ...failed. ...sparket's failed. This is the journey of some kind of a lot. It is... ...share your English moves. Next time, next time, I can get the fail. Talk about... I'm gonna tell you, I'm gonna speak. Next time, next time, I'm gonna pick a fair. Okay.
Starting point is 00:36:50 Talk about, I feel this is probably the most important because this one holds true to just about all guys. And before I get into it, let me explain them. Just gonna briefly touch on each one of these. These are all coming up in our series of videos. The first one, a series of videos. I know. I've never had a series of videos. The first one series of videos, he first all you never had a series of videos. I keep a close eye on this channel. There was never a series of videos. On ED. Second of all, what's he touching on? I don't
Starting point is 00:37:12 want to touch on anything. Stop touching. Don't touch on anything. If I'm understanding things correctly, is confidence with the first one? Okay. Well, I get this part, right? If you're not, you have to. If you have real hangups, like if you're really, and not, but by the way, I'm not diminishing the problem of ED itself. I know it's a huge problem that I also have all the time.
Starting point is 00:37:36 No, I'm kidding. I understand ED is a huge problem. And I actually do know people who suffer from this, both from a like a mental side and an actual physical side. Viagra takes care of 9% of all of that. Viagra, whatever they do, see Alice or whatever. But if you don't have, like if you're scared shitless of pussy,
Starting point is 00:37:55 then you're not going to be able to perform. So you have to do kind of have to say to yourself, okay, if this person is in the bed with me, there's a reason, she or he is in the bed with me. Yeah, be confident. Okay, we're gonna have sex. That's what we're gonna do. It's sloppy and ugly and weird and crazy and funny
Starting point is 00:38:11 and interesting every time you do it. It's the most, it's like sex is oftentimes just a comedy of errors, right? And you're just trying to fit it in and figure it out and get everyone in the right place and position and all that. And the truth is, there's nothing to be ashamed of, big, small, indifferent.
Starting point is 00:38:29 However, taking advice from Franky B on how to get it up is probably your first mistake. I think he's causing more erectile dysfunction than he's fixing. Placent, you're complacent in your relationship, you're complacent in your jobs and you're complacent in your looks What's your relationship? You know you're married to the same woman for 20 30 40 years You don't give a shit anymore because she's not going nowhere right in your eyes until she leaves you then what do you do?
Starting point is 00:39:01 Another secret pull back on Frankie's life until she leaves you for the third time Bob you got comfortable in your job. You may be working there again 15 20 25 years Oh, they love me. They don't care what I look like. Well gentlemen if you're in sales and you let yourself go Guess what you're gonna be gone. And the last one is your- Hey, Bob, could you come in the office for a second? Uh, sure, boss. Thanks, Bob.
Starting point is 00:39:34 Uh, what's going on, boss? Listen, man, some of the other executives have been taking notice of your general appearance. We notice you haven't had a boner in the office in a while and you're letting yourself go. Unless you can perform a miracle with your in the office in a while and you're letting yourself go Unless you can perform a miracle with your dick right now. I'm afraid we're gonna have to fire you Because of my dick. That's right. If you don't have a hard dick How are we supposed to keep you around? 15-20 years we've been together now dick. It's too much
Starting point is 00:40:00 Get it up or get out too much. Get it up or get out. I'm picturing some guy to like shuffling around with like the old shoes falling apart. We know this person. Do you remember a clear channel? There was like one manager that we had that wore like this tie that was on sale at the local flea market. And he always had a different color of pants and he did jacket, like almost as if he was color blind. And then he had shoes that had holes in him and he just kind of shuffled around, oh, the whole mom, the whole.
Starting point is 00:40:33 Poor bastard. I know. He probably had ED. Yeah. I could only imagine. I don't even think his wife, like, he moved here for the job. I don't even think his wife came with him.
Starting point is 00:40:44 No, he didn't. She didn't. Yeah, or bastard. I really like that guy too. I had a big soft spot. I had a big soft dick for him Look, you think you know what my wife don't care. She loves me the way I look my job again. They don't care I I bring a big money so I can look like living hell and I'll be okay with it You see we're all they're gonna get you in trouble. Let's move on to the next one. No, I don't Okay, good. Let's move on to the next one. This one's also a monster and this place really heavy if you do have an ED problem and it's working out because guys if you're not working out if you're not an ED problem, it's working out. Because guys, if you're not working out, if you're not taking time to do it daily,
Starting point is 00:41:28 at least three times a week, what's gonna happen? Your testosterone is gonna plummet. And without testosterone, guess what guys? I don't have to tell you. So, we need to find time to work out. Wait, what happens without testosterone? I really wanted to know. Clif can't.
Starting point is 00:41:42 I don't have to tell you. It's Clif canning her for his next series of videos. But a lot of you guys say, you know what, Frank, I'm way too busy. I ain't got time to work out. Let me show you why you're dead wrong. Okay, guys, you've got 24 hours in a day. Oh my God, here comes the Frankie math that makes no sense whatsoever. Yeah, the work is out.
Starting point is 00:42:00 You have 24 hours in a day. If you're single, living alone in the greater Chicago land area, and apparently you have nothing better to do than to show up to your one salon and knock on the door and say hello. Like that's it, then yes, you have multiple hours to work out. But if you have six to 12 children, you're doing a podcast, have two real jobs,
Starting point is 00:42:18 and everything else, you don't have time to work out. That's the reality, that's why people don't work out because they don't have the time. You pay and eight. Work eight. I'm gonna give you two hours of play time in the morning and two hours of play time at night. That leaves you four hours. Guys are you telling me play time.
Starting point is 00:42:34 What? How about sleep? That's what I was making. That's what I was making. Four hours of play time, aka sleep. I don't know. I value my sleep way too much. Yeah, it sleeps very important.
Starting point is 00:42:48 Yeah, and it's hard to find when you have all the going on that we do. You don't have one hour, it knows remaining four hours, to build a better body, to build more testosterone, so you can have the sexual stama. Are you kidding me? Stama! I got plenty sexual stama? Are you kidding me? Stama! I got plenty of stama! Stama 3000!
Starting point is 00:43:08 1 by 3000 how introduce a stama 2000? Do you have any deep problem in this inside your head? Get a stama 3000! It's just like my hair. Oh, you're done. It's made in the journals of the capability of the door. Don't worry about it. It's all natural hair, it's made in the genitals of a capability.
Starting point is 00:43:26 Don't worry about it, it's all natural. You love it. We're going to get you there. So guys, number three, it's all about the diet. And before I get into it, I want to say that diet and working out gentlemen, that's harmony. It goes hand in hand. You can't do one and expect results without doing the other. Together, it's very powerful. So let's not say.
Starting point is 00:43:48 Boone or thugs in harmony. Because we're here supposed to eat oysters. Yeah. Yeah. He's going to say oysters. What else is he going to do? Uh, we're going to have what? What did he, what did he make that one time? Oh my god. The two. Avocado eggs or something. No, it was double eggs, but with tuna. With tuna. Yeah, it was weird. It just sounds bad.
Starting point is 00:44:08 No. We're gonna say, hey, we're gonna get you eating right. We're gonna get you eating correctly. Because gentlemen, would you directly put into your body, do you think it doesn't affect you? Do you think that that doesn't give you issues in the ED department it you're right every time I eat a tuna egg I just out tuna that's what happens every time I
Starting point is 00:44:30 have a Mars bar I just out Mars that's what happens I just out skittles when I have skittles can it most certainly does so we need to get you eating right and on track the general and number four this is big two. They're all big, but number four It's all about your grooming, right? It's not just body groom We're gonna talk about here now guys if you've been going to the same barber for year after year or same stylist year after year You're getting the same haircut year after year first and foremost you need to fire your stylist or barber because they should be definitely What did I do? Hey, fuck!
Starting point is 00:45:06 Fuck you! I don't know. You're fired! I haven't come to you for 10 years. I haven't come to you for 10 years! And now what? Have you made my hair like Frankie Beats? So you're fired!
Starting point is 00:45:20 I'm just asking for another style. Hey, anybody know who that guy was? I guess I'm in here one time. Fuck you, you're fired! You walk out the door and they're like, who was that? I feel like that's so harsh. It is so harsh. You don't have to get the same style every time.
Starting point is 00:45:41 No. New up-to-date-date styles. Because you guys are stuck in a rut. You're stuck in the same old haircut. If you've had that haircut now for five, six, seven years, chances away and it's just his hair. His hair is a personality of a town. I'm not sure his hair isn't done. What's that? I'm not sure his hair is in style. It's a gotta personality. It's doing its own thing. It's on its own agenda.
Starting point is 00:46:23 I love how he says this. You've got to shake things up and get a new thing. That's right. It's me Frankie follicles. Ha ha ha. Ah yeah, we've been up here for a long time. Hey Chrissy, help! Help! He washes me with mayonnaise, it's awful!
Starting point is 00:46:44 What are we doing here? Hey, don't break your fire is barber! We're giving diet over here! I've never got to eat the whole follicle thing. He's follicle! He did the hair transplant. Pick me! Pick me!
Starting point is 00:46:59 No! What? What they said to them, they took his follicles out and then picked the best ones. And then planted the back. What the fuck? I've been up on this head for 29 years. And now you're just going to toss me like yesterday's trash.
Starting point is 00:47:18 Fine, I don't like you anyway, flaky. Thanks a lot. No! I'm about to side the box a little bit. To change your look, which is gonna give you a better feel. In the group, doesn't it? He had the same look for the whole entire,
Starting point is 00:47:33 any video I've seen, he's had the same look. Going on four years, Chrissy and I have been reviewing Frankie B videos, exact same haircut the entire time. And tight t-shirts and rings. Tight black t-shirts, rings. Yeah, he's generally had the same style. Now tight t-shirts and rings. Tight black t-shirts rings. Yeah, he's generally had the same style. Now, it looks good on Frankie. Listen, for those of you who have never seen Frankie,
Starting point is 00:47:51 you're gonna see him when you get your sticker. But I mean, I don't actually have his likeness on there. Let me be clear about that. I didn't actually put Frankie on the sticker. The picture of Frankie. It's a silhouette that looks a lot like Frankie. How's that? But here's what I think.
Starting point is 00:48:06 Frankie is generally a handsome guy. He's not a bad looking dude. He certainly fits the part, right? When you think of Frankie, when you hear all of these crazy comments that he makes, he looks like he sounds, exactly like he sounds. But just because it works for Frankie doesn't mean it's gonna work for everybody and that's my challenge with Frankie
Starting point is 00:48:28 Well, first of all my challenges that Frankie never gives us any information. That's useful. Wow. He's talks and circles and He never stays on topic. He's a total show in this total show in especially right after he gets done with breakups Yes, yes, but that doesn't mean that it's party girls But that doesn't mean that Frankie is like to throw the baby out with the bathwater We I'll call it like I see it Frankie's hands of dude and the style that he has works for Frankie But it's not gonna work for everybody and not nor does everybody have 16 to 20 hours a week to spend in the gym and on hair and on food and on... Facials. So long waiting. Yeah. And getting your stama up. Stama. Just stop here. Let's look at our overall body here. Our ears, our nose, our eyebrows, especially in this area. Once again. I will say this to La though, I agree with Frankie. 1,000% about this.
Starting point is 00:49:27 Nothing, and I mean nothing, drives me crazier than seeing a not very old person. So someone that's under the age of 80, with nose hair that could be braided or ear hair that could be braided, that's so easy to take care of. I do it daily. I've never even, I don't even know what a long hair
Starting point is 00:49:43 in my ear or nose looks like because I won't let it happen. Never. Never. I want you to be able to stare directly into these nostrils and see the scars from cocaine. That's it. I want you to see my deviated septum from years of abuse. That's what I want you to see. And that's why I used that's why I started doing it because I you know I was losing my product inside that nose hair. Yeah, exactly. But sometimes I like, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don, I don't and there was a beautiful young lady, right? But she had nose hairs that you could see from a mile away and I was like, no!
Starting point is 00:50:34 No! Don't leave your nose hairs in. The nose hairs are the easiest to really control because you're looking at yourself directly in the mirror just tilt back Just tilt back look at what other people see go get one of those. Yeah, you just get a quick tremor Go get a trimmer the ears could be harder the ears could be harder I have to do Jeff's ears cuz you know cuz they're light colored and it's hard to find Oh, it's hard for you to see them. Yeah, only after years of like kind of understanding how my ear canal works
Starting point is 00:51:03 Yeah, like I have literally spent days in front of a mirror trying to knock out every nose and ear hair. Period in the sense. Literally like I was single for a long time. I need you know, what are they gonna do? Yeah. Hi nice to meet you Brian Green. Thanks for coming on this date and then your nose hairs go into the beer before you drink it So I got a little nose hair in my salad. I Hate that Trim your nose hairs. They do you know good don't listen to the doctors where they say it's a filter for stuff We're all gonna die anyway In our forties it's post-editing alarming.
Starting point is 00:51:49 You got to stay on par with your groom groom. And once you get all your grooming in check, you're going to exume confidence like you've never had before. I love to exume confidence. Speaking of exuming confidence, I went to a funeral recently. That's what you exume you exume a body Not confidence you exude confidence And when you have confidence, it's gonna roll right into the bedroom of everything goes hand in hand General number five. I want to throw two it. I have cockatins
Starting point is 00:52:22 It's confidence with my cock over here. It's lifestyle and your face. No, I think you should do. Like if you have a problem with the, like you're worried about your body and stuff. Yeah. You get one of those big white sheets or dark sheets, you know, bed sheets, whatever it is,
Starting point is 00:52:35 king size sheets. And you put it on you, like you're going to a toga party. Only you cover your entire face and just leave a little hole for your mouth, so you can breathe. And then you put a little hole for your cock. And then you just run in there and take care of business. That's a specific type of party you're going to with that.
Starting point is 00:52:50 If you don't think for one second, this is actually occurred in my real life. It's like a glory hole that just moves around all the time. Fashion, fashion, guys, I really think we need to clean up our fashion because most guys in the 40s, 50s, 60s, I'm not okay. You are wearing old man clothes. You are wearing clothes that are out of style. What is it with the new balance white gym shoes? What's going on? This is where he goes off on the shoes. On the shoes. I think we've seen this clip before
Starting point is 00:53:22 with about the shoes. He did a whole, I think he is right. He did do a series on each one of those. I think you're right. Yes, and he did. Yes, we watched the fashion one. You're right about this. And I have to agree with Frankie here. I don't think you have to dress your age.
Starting point is 00:53:39 Like, and I don't mean that people in their 70s are wearing 20 year old clothing. You know, you're not shopping at the gap for kids when you're 48 years old. What I'm saying is you don't have to wear, you know, m'moos and slippers and cargo pants and a t-shirt you got at the concert 20 years ago. I mean, I'm wearing a Wonder Woman t-shirt today.
Starting point is 00:54:00 Yes. Look at Chris T. She's coming in hot. He's coming in hot with a Wonder Woman t-shirt. And by the way, Brian doesn't change his white shirt in 27 episodes, but besides the point. I'm keeping it consistent. You don't have to dress your age. I see some of these older guys.
Starting point is 00:54:15 I see guys my age and they look like dads. They have the belt, they have their t-shirt tucked in. The belt comes up to here. They're wearing a fanny pack. They've got their white sneakers on. Yeah, I mean, I guess if it was never important to you to begin with, I found you just didn't know. And you found some poor woman who's just gonna stay
Starting point is 00:54:33 with you for the rest of your life because she feels obligated to. Yes. Then all you guys, you guys, we're in, we're gonna clean up all your fashion. And once we do that guys, there again, you're gonna have, didn't he like burn the new balance or something? He did something like destroyed them. Oh yeah,
Starting point is 00:54:49 he was doing something about new balance. I got another name against new balance. No, there's sometimes even a, even a blind squirrel gets a nut every once in a while and Frankie hit on something here. Then I like the nose hair and the ear hair and dressing your age. Confidence, you're gonna have pep in your step. But I don't think that's gonna solve your boner problem, by the way, I just don't, because you got a pair of new valid shoes. I don't think that makes you automatically limp dick
Starting point is 00:55:13 and just because you're going shopping on the shomtalee's a when you're 70 year old, it doesn't mean your dick's gonna stay hard 24 hours a day. Doesn't change anything in the bedroom. What would your shoulders back? You're going to be different. That's the name of the game with everything here.
Starting point is 00:55:30 It's to be different. Lifestyle, are you happy with your lifestyle? If you're not, I got a lot of suggestions. I got a lot of things. I got a lot of suggestions. I'm brimming with ideas. I wanna get together, I wanna brainstorm. I wanna have a party, I wanna do cocaine,
Starting point is 00:55:43 I wanna fuck your wife, I wanna cuckold. I wanna do all that, call me, free 555 Frankie. But wait, there's more. If you're a limp dick motherfucker, guess what I can do? I can come in rock hard, take care of your wife, five seconds, I got cockadins. Do you have cockadins?
Starting point is 00:55:57 No, okay, I can fuck your wife for you, no problem. I got lots of ideas. I'm an idea guy, that's what they call me, Frankie the idea guy. I thought of salon suites 20 years after it happened. Ha ha ha. How much you want? You got $500,000.
Starting point is 00:56:10 I can open up a salon suite today. I can run off with your money right now. Ha ha ha. I'll be in Mexico, be near me. Be can be can be better your lifestyle. So gentlemen, if you incorporate everything that I just talked about, incorporate. And incorporate.
Starting point is 00:56:26 And incorporate. And incorporate. And incorporate. I bid a due to all of you. Oh, wait, what was that? In conclusion. You're like corporate. You sound like Donald Trump.
Starting point is 00:56:41 You know, Trump, you sometimes uses the completely wrong word for stuff. So do I, by the way, it's happened several of us. It's not being cum- cum- so. That's heaven a better body. That's eating right. That's by having impeccable, grooming habits. You know, I solve my ID problem by finding a better body, not with myself, but with my partner.
Starting point is 00:57:01 That's what I do. That's how I solve my my my cockatons problem Having great-fashioned and a wonderful lifestyle gentlemen if you've got everything going what does that exome? It exumes happening What's exoving what? Why would you exume something? He said it's one time I could call a mistake. Twice, but he also said, Stama four times. Stama,
Starting point is 00:57:28 cockadence, what's the other one? Incorporate. Incorporate. And exhume. And what does confidence reach for the better battle? Even more confidence.
Starting point is 00:57:37 If you have more, you're working in your life. Even more dick. Confidence begins, confidence begins begins big old fat motor. It's just incorporate it. It just incorporates it. That's all it is. You got plenty of stammer.
Starting point is 00:57:52 Stammer be get stammer. Zoom that. I'm going to, I'm going to exume your dick from the grave. It's in. I'm going to incorporate it into my bedroom. It's exuberant. Sturma 3000! Oh my god.
Starting point is 00:58:10 There's nothing mentally with this gonna shut you down. But if you got hang ups on anything I talked about, yes, because you're gonna be worried about it when you're with your wife, when you're with your girlfriend, and it's time for you to perform, right? When you get about when you're with both of them. What? What have the same time? Yeah, at the same time.
Starting point is 00:58:32 They clear mine, body and soul and all you gotta do is perform, you're gonna be a rock star. So take it with a grain of salt. You're gonna be a rock star. He said take it all with a grain of salt. He's basically telling you he's full of shit. Take everything I say with a grain of salt. He's basically telling you he's full of shit Take everything I say with a great of salt Teen all right guys, so we can't end this video listen the whole thing may sound ridiculous, but what I guess it does We've learned nothing you've got to exume confidence and have more stama
Starting point is 00:59:01 And you could do that by changing your wardrobe eating eating right, going to the gym four to 12 hours a day. Frankie's got ideas. Call them up. Claire, you're clearing out the nose here. That I agree with. Yes, that'll help you in the bed. You're building a breathe better. Yes.
Starting point is 00:59:17 And you know what else drives me crazy? Because when someone has a lot of nose hairs and you can hear it whizzling. Oh God, that's bad. Pfft. Ha, ha, ha. And you do it, you do it. Oh God, that's bad. Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz You know, please put this into book. Yeah, it's going to be. You exume confidence.
Starting point is 00:59:53 You exume confidence is going to be a bumper sticker at some point or stand up. Increase your stamina. I'll incorporate that. Incorporate that. We have 60s, 60s, 60s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, will you? 60s, easy, nice in their 40s. To actually stop letting yourself go. Stop letting your body deteriorate, your mind deteriorate,
Starting point is 01:00:12 your grooming all of the above. Yes, it sounds crazy that if you have better grooming, you're gonna be form better sexually. But what I'm trying to do is I'm trying to paint an overall picture of health and confidence for you. In that is going to radiate in the bedroom when you perform. Again, guys, no hang-ups. You should be a monster.
Starting point is 01:00:34 This concludes the video. Thank you for watching. Guys, over at 5 p.m. Some a monster! Cock! What was it? What was it? Here comes my confidence monster pain! I just assumed it from the backyard, either in a second.
Starting point is 01:00:53 I just assumed my confidence from the backyard. I- Wait until you hear the story about the funeral that I went to. You've got to tune in on the next episode. I'll tune in. I gotta tell story about the funeral that I went to you got it to me in on the next episode I'll do now. I got to tell you about the funeral. I mean the funeral it's sad when people die obviously, but I went to a funeral that was unlike any other and I know a lot of people out there in the audience that I know personally are waiting for this episode so they want to hear all about it So coming up on the next episode Brian tells you about the So coming up on the next episode Brian tells you about the the process of this. The process of this channel is to tell you about funerals that I go to.
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