The Commercial Break - Fear & Loathing In The Courtroom

Episode Date: April 27, 2022

A random YouTube commenter shares their dislike for the TCB video on Showgirls. Leading Bryan and Krissy to wonder if anyone actually listens to the show before they comment. Bryan talks about Hunter S. Thompson's influence on his young, crazy life. Further Fest was the Grateful Dead's short lived tour after Jerry died. Bryan and His friend decide to take it Further with a tribute to Gonzo! Finally, Johnny Depp is suing his ex-wife Amber Heard for money she does not have and defamation he likely won't prove. So why sue her? Who really knows! But it is a chance for Johnny to brag about all the great drugs he can afford! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

I'd like to ask you why you use drugs. Different drugs are different things. I know, I think it's in my interest in ours, perhaps. Maybe the interest of the greater good for me to smoke a joint and calm down. It's been demonstrably proven that tempered transcripts are not the best way to do interviews. And probably my life will be easier in years too if I spoke to a joint. Now if I were to sit here in a fit of anger and you saw me eating acid, I'd worry about

leaving all the equipment. That cranks it up even worse. On this episode of the commercial break, Hunter S. Thompson was a very famous author, a counter-culture author who started a type of journalism called Gonzo Journalism. He worked for Rolling Stone. He worked for Rolling Stone. He worked for Sports Illustrated. He worked for a lot of places. Most of the places fired him after a hot minute

because he was too fucking odd to his job. And there he is. I look over in the lawn and there he is in the exact same position that he was eating hours ago. He is slaying in the grass. Sun glasses on. Hat tipped over. Bearing his hand.

Same beard in my bottom that. He's just sitting there. Pills, right? Listen to that. With Marilyn Manson? I once gave Marilyn Manson a pill so that he would stop talking to someone. Stop talking, so much. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha the director of Metaverse Services, Kristen, HODLY, and my dear friend. How in the How are you, Brian? Best of you, Kristen. Best of you, Brian. Best of you out there in the podcast universe.

I thought I'd go back to the old. I like it. Just for a show, just for an episode. Yeah, switch it out. All right, if you're missing it, here it is. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no this the commercial break the only commercial break you will ever need guaranteed or your money back 30 day guarantee 30 day money back guaranteed on the commercial break that's right plenty of you I'm sure are opting for that so so we got this YouTube channel right yeah let's get a little momentum it's not you know this we're not big no, no, YouTube, we're barely podcasters, Chris

Yes Okay, so we get this Months ago, we did this stupid silly thing about That stripper movie starring Elizabeth Berkeley Oh, yeah, yeah, so girls Okay, yeah So some person, some person who's got obviously a style in their eye Decided they would write this comment that basically was like

Obviously you have never seen this movie. Elizabeth Berkeley was just doing what the director told her to do. Next time you decide to review a classic film. Oh yeah, it's kind of like a cult classic. It is a cult classic. By the way, I've seen it. Because it's so bad. A million times.

It's so bad it's good. You can't watch it. Elizabeth Berkeley looks great in the movie. She is a horrible actress. But she looks great in the movie. She is a horrible actress. But she looks great in the movie. It's too funny to ignore. If it comes on, I watch it. But then she says, next time you decide to review a movie, maybe you should watch it first.

Thanks. The funny part is, you thought that was a movie review. I'm going to come on this. This is a super fucking show. How many times do I have to disclaim this? This is a stupid fucking show. How many times do I have to disclaim this? This is a stupid fucking show. No one cares. There's no facts in this show.

We don't tell the truth. We're not interested in the truth. I am not a- We're not fact checking. Yeah, I'm not an MSNBC. Fox News here. I'm not a fact. I don't have a whole department of people fact checking.

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When I was a young ripe teenager, I had a friend, let's call him Eduardo. Eduardo turned me on to Hunter S. Thompson. Oh yeah. When I, I guess I was like 16 or 17 years old and I hadn't, I had no knowledge of Hunter S. Thompson until this guy moved into town from where he was from. I think Texas. And he handed me a copy of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

Classic. And he said, you have to read this book. If you haven't read it, you have to read this book. I said, I haven't read it. I don't even know what you're talking about. This huge book, Fear and Loathing. And I started to read it and I was hooked. A medium. Alone away. Alone away. At the sheer audacity of this book. And in the style in which he was written, for those of you that don't know, Hunter S. Thompson was a very famous author, a counter-culture author who started a type of journalism called Gonzo Journalism. He worked for Rolling Stone.

He worked for Rolling Stone. He worked for Sports Illustrated. He worked for a lot of places. Most of the places fired him after a hot minute because he was too fucking odd to his job. He was wild. He is the definition of debauchery. Like, I think he once said, let me see if I get this,

this is not word for word. Please don't write on the fucking YouTube page about this. Don't shit. This is not word for word, but he said, I hate to advise anyone that taking drugs, being violent, general debauchery and drunkenness is a good idea, but it's worked for me. I did work for him.

I did work for him. He was a drug addict, he was an enthusiast of narcotics, he was an alcoholic, he loved guns, canons, he bought cannons. The guy had cannons on his ranch And he shot them at people a lot of times He just I think he shot his first wife like something like that His wife yeah, and then claimed it was you know they were playing a game He's gonna shoot the apple off her head or something some shit like that

But I mean if you saw under his thoughts and you would not let this guy shoot an apple off your head He was just like a crotchety old drunk who smoked his cigarettes and one of those old lady extended. He had the cigarette extender, right? He was. He was his affectation. Everything he was so nuanced yet absolutely in your face,

it was unbelievable. And I loved everything about the mythology of Hunter as a concept. Died in 2005. and to my knowledge, there's only been two movies that have been made about, about Hunter as a concept. I want to say this, Gonzo journalism is basically rather than tell the story

in a third person, like almost every other journalist does, right? The man was shot on the street, witnesses say, he would put himself in the middle of the story He would become the story Uh-huh, and why it was Gonzo journalism is because it was no longer about whatever he was sent to write about it was about He is his experience Experience trying to figure out what went on. Yeah

Fear and loathing became about two trips to Las Vegas with his attorney who he referred to as my attorney for the Fierran Lothian. I'm very sorry, Joseph. Was it Benicio del Toro that played him in one of the two movies? It's Fierran Lothian. Fierran Lothian. And then I think the other one was Bill Murray did it also did the Fierran Lothian version. But that was like, it was like a script written kind of around Fierran Lothhing, but word for word explicit version Johnny

Depp and Benizio that it's a classic movie. It's so fucked up, but it's everything that you would imagine if you had read the book. Let me give you one. Let me give you. I pictured him crawling on the floor. Like a female. Just like, yeah, he was drinking. Take a clay looons or something.

My friend and I, then this is the same guy that I lived in the back porch with. So for those of you that haven't heard this episode, at some point in my homelessness, basically traveling around, working at restaurants, trying to find a place to sleep, we moved in with one of Eduardo's friends. The guy had a two bedroom apartment that were already two people and his girlfriend living there. He had a ton of them. But he had a screened in back porch,

probably the size of this table. I mean, it was tiny. No heat, no air conditioning, no cover from the rain. It was moving just a little bit sideways. Everything was getting wet. But Eduardo set it up as a bedroom. He put his bed against the wall with sheets and covers

and everything he had a record player out there, all these knick knacks. He was trying to live the gun so lifestyle. The gun so life, yeah. And I was following him down that road, right? I was just. Wait for me. Wait for me.

Wait, Kuelas, wait for me. A sheet of acid, I'll take one too. I can't be. And at night, when this guy, the guy who went to the apartment, when he was at work, he was like a manager of a restaurant, he didn't get home to two or three in the morning. Yeah, that's a lot.

He had this big whiteboard in the kitchen, the dining room, which was right out, you know, the screened in porch was right next to the dining room. His big whiteboard on the wall. For what reason I have no idea? But David and I... Coming up with ideas. Would just get as fucked up as we could possibly get

and just write out ideas about how we're going to change the world. Music lyrics. Oh yeah. Our next album is going to be, we're going to start this company. We're going to change the world. We were just so stupid. I mean, we're just absolute debauchery. It's. I'm gonna change the world. We were just so stupid. I mean, we're just absolute debauchery,

it's all I gotta say. So Jerry Garcia had died a couple of years previous, and the big announcement comes out that the rest of the band was now going to tour under the name The Dead. And they were gonna put together something that was gonna tour around called The Further Fest.

That's right. Remember that? Okay, The further fest. It's a big deal. Everyone is excited about it. If you were running in certain circles, I mean, you had to have your head in a hole, not to know that the further fest was coming to your town.

And it was sure to be just a shit show from beginning then as a whole day festival, from like 10 in the morning to like 12 at night, band after band after band. Shake down, street. Shake down, street. Oh, no, you're good. So David and I were in the middle

of idolizing fear and loathing in Las Vegas when we heard the further fest was going to come into town. Let me give you one sentence of fear and loathing. I just want to, I want to get this word for word. Two bags of grass, 75 pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, assault shaker, half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downer, screamers, laughers. Oh, yeah. And according to Kila, a court of rum and a case of Budweiser, two pints of raw ether and a dozen amals. Amals are fucking like, he was not worried about a headache. Yeah, that's what Hunter S. Thompson drove to Las Vegas with in his cars.

David and I decided we were gonna try and collect as many of these things into. I get close as possible. A box we called the further box. We were gonna save all this stuff for this one event, the further fast. Okay. So David and I were gonna do it right.

We weren't gonna let anybody get in our way of having a good time that day and we started to collect this. Ever here and there, we'd pick up this, we'd pick up this, and we put in this box called the further box. It would sit out in this open screen tin floor. And the day, and then we got a day off before

and two days off afterwards. Good thinking. Clearing for a day schedule. We knew, right? We knew. There would be a no condition to do anything resembling responsibility. Why should you possibly still be up for, you know, four days? Yeah, that was the thing is that I think we knew

as sleep was not gonna come. We knew it was gonna be a hot mess, right? And we knew that it was probably going to be something we would have to suffer through. Like, you know, that many narcotics, unless you're Hunter S. Thompson, you're not like having fun after a minute. It's just you're doing it for the sake of doing it,

hoping that the next thing you take or thing you do is gonna bring you to a new level of, wonderful. Hi. But it usually just gets to more fair and over. More upset, more stressed out, less sleep, more hung, you know, the whole nine yards. So we collect this box. That's nowhere near. It's cool.

It's Hunter S. Thompson's thing because half of those stuff is, you know, is illegal and you can't find it anyway. But let's just say we have a nice collection. Okay. Day before further fast comes, we have the day off and our whole intention is we get a case of beer and we're like, and we have our guitars. We're like, okay, let's do our, let's sing a couple songs, let's drink a couple beers, let's get some sleep.

Let's wake up. First thing tomorrow, eight o'clock or seven o'clock when the sun comes up, we're up and we get going. You would know because you're on the porch. That's right. You couldn't sleep at 6.30 in the morning because the bird, you know, j-j-j-j-j-j. Oh yeah.

Or it would be raining or cold or hot or whatever. And it was in the middle of the summer, I think, when this further fest came. That sounds right. I would like, so let's say at like, you know, noon, we'd crack a beer. It wasn't even 2 p.m. before that box was broken up. I was gonna say, yeah. And we were halfway through it by 9 p.m. and I mean, we were just so torn up.

Yeah. By the time further, fest rolled around, the box was dry. There was nothing in there, not a fucking thing. And it was also like 2 p.m. So we had missed the, we blew our wand. We was like little children. You know, it's like my son. You can have two gummy bears later or one gummy

bear now, right? They'll take the one gummy bear now all day long. We go to the festival at 2 p.m. We met it. We've met it. We've somebody picks us up. We get a ride. We go to the festival and we are just sideways sideways and really hurting. I mean, like really hurting. No sleep. Hot sun. Hot sun just baking on you. We're on the lawn. We don't have it.

There's no air conditioning in sight. And we find a place on the lawn and we're basically just frozen there. We're like, we're moving to go there. We found your spot. We found our spot. And we were staying there. And we were gonna stay there, protected.

She yielded from crying eyes, and police officers, and helicopters and everything, right? I don't even remember who played. I don't even remember what the music was. But eventually I drank a couple more beers and I got in the groove. So like by four or five PN, I found some friends by four or five PN,

I was like, okay, I'm not, I'm hurting, but I'll make the best of it. I'll make it through. Let's dance, right? Yeah. Eduardo decides he's gonna lay down in the grass, and you know, he just lay down in the grass. So everyone's just too fucked to even communicate to each other.

So I just kind of danced off, and I was like, I'll find him eventually. There's no cell phones at this time. No. Midnight rolls around, you know. Everybody is singing on their way out the door. No, I love a not fade away. Dun, dun, dun.

Dun, dun, dun. Right, the whole song, everyone's just, you know, it's the best thing that's ever happened. And I realize that I have no idea where Edwara, I haven't seen him in like eight hours, right? Since I left him at four o'clock. So I start freaking out. I don't even know where he is.

And I hope he gets home, I don't know. But I decide that I'm going to wait it out. I'm just gonna let everyone leave and maybe he'll find me. I'll stand right here near the door and maybe he'll find me. Well, everyone left. I'm talking, there's like 20 people left in the venue.

And I'm like, oh shit, I didn't see him. And there he is. I look over into the lawn and there he is in the exact same position that he was eight hours ago. He is laying in the grass, sun glasses on, hat tipped over, beer in his hand, same beer that I bought him

that the beginning of his city gear. He's frozen. Oh, it's water! He's running over and I'm like, dude, dude, dude. He's alive. He's alive? Are you alive? And then all of a sudden his hand lifts up and he rips off his sunglasses and he's like, what happened?

And I was like, did you are you sleeping? He's like, no, dude, I took it further. I was like, you certainly did, bro. Did you hear any of the music? He's like, I don't even, I don't know where I went for the last eight hours. I'm just hanging out. I went on. You could even know what day it was.

Hunter S Thompson was the coolest thing to us. Unfortunately, unfortunately for the rest of the world, no one has a constitution. Like Hunter S Thompson. This is true. With the notable exception and now being proven in a court of law Johnny fucking depth really 21 jump street Johnny fucking day the guy who was busting everybody for their bags of weed and grass is now Probably the world's most recognizable Drug abuser and not in the way like, oh my God, like, you know,

intervention, do you know what an addict's worst enemy is? Time and money, those two things, if you have time on your hands and you have money in your pocket, it doesn't drugs. Drugs don't earn a problem. Yeah, you want to know why? Because you can keep affording them. And no one's asking you to do anything, right? True. Johnny, we'll never ask for another penny in his

life. You will never need another penny in his life. The guy has hundreds of millions of dollars. He is, he was good friends with Hunter S. Thompson and he picked up the torch right where Hunter left off. When John, when Hunter S. Thompson committed suicide, Johnny Depp paid over a million and a half dollars to get a cannon that would shoot his ashes over the Rio Grande River. And when Johnny shot those ashes out of that cannon, I think he shot him right back into his mouth and absorbed Hunter S. Thompson's drug constitution.

This trial that is going on right now for those of you that don't know, Amber Heard, his ex-wife. Yes. that is going on right now for those of you that don't know. Amber heard his ex-wife. Yes. Rode Op-Ed in 2015, I think it was. Rode and Op-Ed explaining that Johnny Depp was abusing her, like physically mentally. Well, she didn't name him. Okay. She didn't name him, but she said in Pat and a past relationship, that's what it happened. And so she, she, everybody took, right, took that to mean it was Johnny. Everyone drew their conclusions.

He lost Jack Sparrow. No one wants to work with him. It really became a huge problem for Johnny Depp's career. But if the allegations were true, it's, it's no laughing matter either. Right. You can't run around, you know, smacking your loved one. No.

In any situation, girl, boy, whatever. Mm-hmm. But Johnny Depp has a story of his own detail, which is Amber heard was the abuser in the relationship. And I was... I read a little bit about that. Yeah, so he said she said, it sounds like it was a big fucking hot mess

from the beginning. It sounds like there was a lot of abuse going on on both sides, but it sounds also like this is just a drug-filled party that went on a little bit too long. You know what I'm saying? He's been to those parties where everyone's getting fucking twisted and then at one point the night it turns sour, like the whole vibe turns nasty.

People start hiding their bags, like okay, I'm going in the bathroom in little groups and don't want to want to know. I think we're all hanging out together. No, no, no, they went to the bathroom. They've been in there for three hours. They're hard in the blow, man. Johnny Depp decides this case, a hundred million dollar defamation suit against Amber herd

for this op-ed that he put out. She put out is not about winning or losing because Johnny Depp will never get a hundred million dollars out of Amber herd. She doesn't have that kind of money. Nor is he likely to win the case because she never named him by name. And it's very hard to prove defamation in any situation, let alone when you're famous. It's just a different set of circumstances.

When all your whole life is an open book, it's just a very public eye. It's just a very different circumstances than if you were to write not bad about me and you know, damage my podcast. You can just go back to whatever episode. Yeah. And she's feeling like, hey, he told it. I didn't say any. So he has his $100 million defamation suit over the last two weeks.

As we're recording this over the last two weeks. Johnny Depp knows all of this information is going to come out. He knows that there are pictures and videos of his drug abuse of things that he said of all kind of stuff. He knows and he's prepared because he gets up on the stand and essentially gets cross-examined. Live on television in front of millions and millions of people streaming it on the internet and everything. Johnny Depp doesn't care if he wins or loses. This is about making him a likable guy again

so he can get more movie roles. He's trying to rehab his image in a court of law. This is my opinion and I've heard other people say this like actual attorneys, which I'm not. He just play one of the podcasts. I'm not so, you know, Gene Sisko apparently too. So, Johnny Depp has been doing this performative dance on the stand for like four days now. And this attorney, this attorney first of all has no idea who he's dealing with.

Johnny Depp is the world's best actor. And he is funny. Like he is naturally funny. He's a stumbling, mumbly kind of guy, but he doesn't care what this guy asks. He's answering it with all honesty. And what has come out is that Johnny Depp is a world-class drug abuse.

I mean, he is just... I didn't quite know. The ex-Rain, I figured, but not to this extent. He's like Hunterist Thompson. He doesn't care. This is rubbed out out like you or me, we would not write our doctor and ask for cocaine or ecstasy. Right.

Johnny Depp writes emails to his doctor asking for cocaine or ecstasy because did I give it to him? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. But he doesn't carry it, put in his ex messages.

He's telling people, he's writing around, he's carrying around a box full of bow, he's, you know, acid pills, him and Marilyn Manson are just having a grand old time. Cheese. I have taken some, I think what we'll do is over the next couple of days or weeks,

we'll play more and more of this because there's just too much and it's just too good. Okay. I did the audio version instead of the video version because quite frankly, I don't have the time to go through 16 hours of. The test of running stuff. Court test of money?

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I wasn't asking for more ecstasy. I was asking for ecstasy because that was what I was requested by my sur. And one of your good friends that you've taken drugs with before is Marilyn Manson, right? Yes, we've taken a we've drank together we've We've we've had cocaine together maybe a couple of times a couple of times

Pills right listen to this with Marilyn Manson I once gave Marilyn Manson a pill so that he would stop talking so much. I just imagine it. Marilyn Manson. I'm just a man to me. Maryland man. Maryland. Manson, you got a shut up, man. I just imagine a long day or night or several of cocaine abuse.

It's not like anyone is talking about his new album or whatever. And Johnny's like, can't take it anymore, man. You got to shut up. Maryland, you got to shut up. Mara, then you got to shut up. It's like four five. Didn't call me in the morning. Take six and X. He admits drugging his friend. So he stopped talking. This is a Ryan. What's I'd love one day at this house? One day of Johnny that's house. He should, if he needs money, he should just sell a day with Johnny Depp. True. And I would. I would, I would, but you know, people are paying $50 million to go to the ISS station,

the International Space Station. I would, I would, I would, I would, have fully. Johnny Depp. Yeah, a week with Johnny Depp, I'd need, I'd want, like, I'd certainly want protective gear. That's what I'd want. And yeah, I don't do drugs now, so, but, you know, I just want to be a part of the action. I just want to put myself into the middle of the action. You want more? Yes, please. Here we go. Here's something about a picture Mr. Dept. Do you recognize this picture?

By the way, he's very mumbly and stumbling so there's long pauses in between this stuff And I'm sorry, but I thought I'd leave it for first of all for posterity sake, but second for affectation It's important. I think you understand how Johnny Depp is on the stand. Like he doesn't have a carer in the fucking way. I'm almost convinced that he's high right now. I was gonna say, is that the same guy? He wears sunglasses on Sunday, is that? Yeah, he's, of course he is.

I'm in a picture of you. Yes, Mr. Kindly showed it to me the day after she took it. Yes, okay. Um, kindly. Kindly. This picture. This is a picture of you on a black letter couch passed out. Correct? Passed out an interesting way of putting it. I call it fucked up. I called it high on fake not a great not a great you say your honor

I love pastown and fucked up I don't want people thinking I'm a I don't want people people thinking I'm a lightweight obviously where is it what what residence that's in Boston I'm sorry that was in Boston. What was it in Black Mast?

In Boston. And that's, that's ice cream on your lap. Correct. It is indeed of Mr. that asked me to hold the ice cream as she noticed that I was on, on the nod. That means falling asleep. That means falling asleep while high on opiates. That's what it's called.

On the nod. Yeah. So it's just, just let you know it's a picture of Johnny Depp and he's got a like a milkshake I have chocolate milkshake and it is he's like passed out on the couch with his head you know on the back of the couch you know like moved out of the back of the couch and the milkshake is just all over the bottom half of them like just he obviously was holding it and it spilled yeah from the 70 hour day that worked, and also the opiates that I didn't just get. If you'll notice, my right hand is in my pocket.

I was actually looking for more opiates. I couldn't find my viking in the... I fell asleep looking for my viking in your honor. So I wasn't participating in the festival of ice cream. The festival of ice cream. The festival of ice cream. I was participating in the festival of the parkour set, your honor. I'd like to record a show.

I had 20 parkour set that day. He's like, he doesn't give a show. Yeah, he doesn't at all. I love it. I love this. It's very honest. At one point in the trial, I've watched a lot of this now.

At one point in the trial, the attorney says, are you at all interested in getting to the bottom and getting to the truth, right? And he says, he goes, I am only interested in the truth. I have a love affair with the truth. And I gotta be honest,

I think he's pretty honest. He's honest, I think he's speaking honest. I think he's speaking honest. He doesn't give a shit. He knows that he's a big star and that no one cares whether or not he's, not listen, does he have a problem with drugs? I don't know. I think, you know, you only have a problem with drugs

when it's becoming a problem. It sounds like he's just having a problem. He's been sober a couple times, by the way. He's sobered up from alcohol, because he does admit that that's an issue, that he can't control the demon as he puts it, that is him on alcohol. And... He moved to other things.

Yeah, he moved to cocaine, which is... Matt, who had such a bad urge. Well, I don't know anybody that becomes a monster on opioids. Okay, I was holding a ice cream. And because she knew what was going to happen, that I would fall asleep and it would drop. And that was.

Oh, sorry, cut off right there. Yeah, so I mean, Amber, she was doing it just to kind of like see that it was going to happen. He was going to drop the milkshake and then she took a picture. You and I were having a conversation about someone that I dated, and I'm sure that you've had this similar experience. Sometimes you get in relationships with people that they might call it narcissism,

narcissistic disorder, or borderline personality disorder, whatever it is. If you're been in one of these relationships, then you know why is Amber taking these photographs of drugs on the table, you know, Johnny and embarrassing positions? I'm not saying that Johnny didn't abuse Amber. I guess they're gonna get to the bottom of that.

I don't think he's ever been convicted of that by doing either. And there are pictures of John, Johnny, with bruises and cuts and scrapes, and he got his fingertip cut off that he claimed was I didn't do that. So far. But that's what happens when two people who are fucked up just get in the same room and don't stop getting fucked up.

But I was going to say that gaslighting is a, you know, so I think it's a like a buzzword these days. Everyone says, you know, I'm being gaslighted, gaslight this, and gaslight that, there is the, just kind of innocent version of gaslighting, which is people don't know how to maturedly have a conversation without turning it into, you, you know, it's your fault, not my fault. But then there's like the very serious kind of gaslighting,

which is premeditated planned attempts to make you look bad so that I don't look like an abuser, right? It's a whole manipulative tactic. And it feels to me after watching a lot of this, that at least, and again, I don't know if Johnny probably was abusive also, I'm sure he was, but it seems to me that Johnny also suffered some of this in relation to. And like, and she was taking all kind of pictures of she was recording him all the time. She was doing video pictures.

She was recording her, she was recording him. She shuddered on his bed. What? She shuddered on his bed. What? She shuddered on his bed. No. No one shits on your bed.

You know, let someone shudder on your bed. It's fucking disgusting. That is only done on Kway Ludes, cocaine, or meth and phedomines. How would you think it would ever be okay to shoot on, and she shit on his side of the bed near his pillow? Oh my god. Like, I mean, this is just, that's just insanity.

It is an awful relation. Unless they're in the P.P. Pupu, you wanna hear about the finger? Okay, yeah. Okay, here we go. You dipped your finger in paint after suffering an injury. Suffering an injury, he cut it off. He cut off the top of his finger. She cut off the top of his finger.

She cut off his finger. According to him. According to him. Now, then he went around telling everybody that he did it. So I think there's a little gray space right there. I think he was trying to deflect flames. Right, but some bears. He cut off his finger.

Or he cut it off himself. Okay. Yes. that's embarrassing. That's embarrassing. That's embarrassing. That's embarrassing. That's embarrassing. That's embarrassing. That's embarrassing. That's embarrassing. That's embarrassing. That's embarrassing. That's embarrassing.

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Fuckin' things stop bleeding again. Hey, Amber, bring it on. He was writing messages to her. Like she was going to film a movie and he was like, you know, be careful at the top. You know, I think careful in your famous. Yeah. And so I think he says it here, hold on.

So it'seral spirits to... Mineral spirits. My verbal message is on to the wall. You'd agree with me that there was quite a bit of damage to the house in Australia after this incident. It's correct. Sounds like it. There was quite a bit of damage to the house during the entire incident. And you don't remember the television breaking, do you?

I remember there was a coffee cup stuck into the screen or a plate or something like that. Coffee cup or a plate stuck into the screen. I just want one day with these videos. I just want, I want, like I said, I want protective gear. I want a hazmat suit and I just want to go in there and I just have thought, you know, I want Maryland there, I want the Rambler there, I want Johnny there, the whole crew, I want the regular lineup. I just want to be in the room. This sounds crazy.

This same guy that I went to the further Fest West, right? That was the one that fell asleep. And fast forward a year and a half, some change later. He was dating this girl who was younger than he was. A beautiful girl, almost like a porcelain doll. And she had a real weird, I would say weird, but interesting personality. She had an interesting affectation.

She looked like a porcelain doll. She acted like a porcelain doll if that makes sense. Okay. But apparently when it got behind closed doors, she was really quite a different person, right? When she was with me or outside, she was just very quiet. A gemure didn't say a lot, right?

She literally was kind of a little bit strange, like Bjork. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, super hot Bjork, right? And so, so we were in Miami in this little boutique hotel and I was spending the night in the room across from them. And the next morning, yeah, I got it. It's like this boutique hotel where you walk in the front door of the hotel and there is a bar that you check

into. You know what I'm talking about? The one on Collins Avenue. The ones on Collins Avenue. They're all very similar. They don't only have a check-in stand. Funky. Yeah, the funky. They had this big screen TV at the time that you'd not a lot of people had big screen TVs on the wall, flat screen TV on the wall, bar, you checked in, then you walked up a set of stairs and there was a hallway with a number of rooms, right? Lovely place, wonderful. So we got two of these rooms.

And then outside of each of these rooms, all those places down there, they're very clustered, but they have these alleyways on the side of them that usually turn into gardens. They're like a garden that you can go sit in, or maybe they even have a pool, but this one didn't, it's just like a little garden with trees and flowers and go sit.

Okay. So I spend the night, you know, gallivanting around South Beach. I come in super late at like three or four in the morning. The person that I was with was watching like Judge Judy when I walked in the door or whatever. Getting wild in Miami. Naked. She was watching Judge judge Judy when I walked in the door. Getting wild in Miami naked. She was watching judge Judy naked.

Okay. So we made out for a while and then I went to sleep. So next morning I go downstairs, I knock on their door. I don't hear anything. I go downstairs and she, the girlfriend is sitting outside and she looks upset and I said, oh, hey, what's your name? What's going on? Where is Eduardo? Where did he go? And she said, well, he's not here. He had to check into a different hotel room. Oh, and I said, oh gosh, what happened? And she said, well, I don't want to get into all the details, but we got into an argument and he threw the TV out the window. He threw the TV out the window. I thought that had to be a joke, right?

And this girl's a little strange. So I was like, uh, okay. So the other girl was with me. It's like, this can't be true. Like, you know, you can't do that. And so, so I go to the front desk and I'm like, Hey, do you did this guy check out last night or, you know, is there some kind of incident there? Oh, yes, sir. Oh, yes, sir. That was someone complained that they were outside smoking a cigarette and they win the in a television Came flying by their head. Oh my god. Television came flying by their head. Yes, sir. It's almost though. It's almost a mass murder You know, it's like she is like she pushed a lot of She pushed in water to the brain. She threw the fucking television out of the window and this was a time when they did not

Good flat screen TVs were not six pounds They were like you know 40 pound TVs and some guy was out there smoking cigarettes and out comes a TV It's just something the second floor. Oh my god wild not wild like this, but you know got wild anyway. It's you could have also Deface the painting By drawing a penis on it, didn't you? I've never I don't know about that. I don't remember drawing a penis on a painting. Given the state you were in, it's entirely possible that you did that even if you don't remember it to this day, correct?

Drawing a penis on a painting was another first thing on my mind. However, I may have done it. Yeah, there's a big possibility. The first thing on my mind is where we're gonna get blowin' Boston. The second thing on my mind is, where's that painting with the penis on it? It should have a penis. It's a blood man. That's it just to write reminders.

You testified that he had reminders that he had to write with his bloody finger. This guy is wild. Oh, but I'm telling you. Get me a date with this guy. I'm so interested in this. This is just insane. It really is. You wrote on the mirror, I don't remember exactly what you said, but you essentially said that you wrote things about your past with misheard or or really says that you had with her correct. Reminders get a fucking post that note dude. Here's the note. Here's the note. The note's up in your phone. It works great.

Have a great day. Work honey. I wrote that with my eyeball. I took out of my head. I rode that with my eyeball. I took out of my head. Yeah. Hey, girl, it's me. I just wanted to call this. You know, I cut off my toe. I wrote you a love note. Lipstick parents house. It's on the front door. Hey, girl. Hey, girl. What's up? It's me. I took one of our provisioners.

I cut off their arm. And I brought it to the house and wrote it. It left you their arm just to remind you to call me. I left it with a phone in it. Right. She's called me. I put a burner phone in the arms. You call me when you get a chance. Thanks girl. Thanks girl. Charlie Depp. All right, one more about drugs. Okay. You've seen this picture before, Mr. Deb, right? Yes, I have. Yes. And this is a picture that was taken in misheard's former house or apartment on Orange Avenue after YouTube began dating, correct? Yes, sir.

And it's quite a composition. It composition, the photograph is very interesting. I think that's something we can agree on. What is the picture? The picture is a table, a glass table that has a bottle of whiskey, a glass of whiskey, a professional coke-snoring glass straw, the kind that you have to go and purchase. Wow. Yeah, just for those of you that have never done this particular drug, that's usually not

how the drug is ingested. Someone has an extra dollar bill on them, possibly a McDonald's straw. Like there's not that much thought put into it, but I don't know, you know, I have done this in many, many years, I don't know. Maybe the kids today, yeah, maybe the kids today, have their own personal, you know, with COVID and everything, you gotta take precautions. So it's a glass straw, and then there are many lines

of what seems to be cocaine cut out on the table, and there's also a box sitting on the table, a like a pewter box, and the box says JD's special box, right? So it's Johnny Depp or JD's magic box or something like that. But it's pewter, and it's probably about three inches by three inches in a square, but it's about three inches deep, too, so it'd be like a box that you would open, almost like a trinket box or something.

Right. Now listen. Your honor, move for admission of exhibit 1085 and ask for permission. No objection, your Honor. 1085 published and I know it's wrong. Oh, I object. This picture, you recall Mr. Depp was taken in or around March of 20. I object, your Honor, I would never snort cocaine like that. I only start yellow cocaine. It's not my cocaine. I don't snort snort cocaine. Street only snort yellow cocaine. It's not my cocaine. I don't snort snort cocaine, street cocaine, you honor. I buy it straight in Columbia.

Or my doctor. Can you imagine the kind of connections that Johnny DeVos have? All over the world. All over the world. Like anybody becomes like, you know, he just walks into a room, points at his nose and people just go, okay, just falls into his head.

Yeah, I think I heard, I remember Arty Lang, I mean he's not dead, but Arty laying was, he was Howard Stern's sidekick for a while. Him and, you know, he came in when Fred left, but he had this very famous kind of falling down scenario where he got addicted to heroin while he was on, but it was because he was, a lot of people would just hand him drugs after the show. They loved him so much that after he would get on stage and a comedy show and he would get off, people would just hand him stuff left and right

and left and right and one time some guy just handed him a bag of heroin and he's like, nah, I'm not gonna shoot myself with her and he's like, you don't have to, you snort it, right? And it was a whole spiral down then. And he tried to attempt suicide, like while he was on the show, by sticking a knife in his stomach,

can you imagine? I know, it was fucking crazy. But like famous people, they don't play by the same rule. No, they don't, I'm sure musicians get it too. Obviously, yeah, anybody who's a star. Cocaine is still used as a pharmaceutical to this day. They have liquid cocaine. You know, when you get, I think, I think,

I think, let me say this, but I believe that when you get novacane, it has similar principles. Novacane does the way. It can cause your heart to race and your mouth to numb. Right. And so, some of these people, they just call their doctor and their doctor gives them whatever legal version of whatever it is they want.

Yeah, or you just know the cartel somewhere. Yeah, the shirt ever. Yeah, I do. Like Johnny Depp. Johnny Depp does not get his blow from the dishwasher at your local restaurant. No, that's for sure. He doesn't pay $30 for half a gram. That guy probably is dating myself so much.

He's buying a bulk. I'm probably dating myself so much that kids are like $30 for half a gram. That guy probably is dating myself so much. He's buying a bulk. I'm probably dating myself so much that kids are like $30 for half a gram. That's cheap. It was a prime getting $30 for half a gram. Yeah. Hey girl, just want to let you know that cocaine due to inflation is $120.

For a gram, you know what the good stuff called me. A part of a Johnny. Johnny's been my church before. After you'd fallen off the wagon right? That's one way to fall off the wagon bottle of whiskey and 17 lines of cocaine I'm sure with date march of 2013. I belong right on you so bring a bell No Well No, you're on Is that a day that I did drugs? You're on I'd like to ask the question

I've got a my drug calendar here that I did not do cocaine on the day you're on to that was next to see day I don't like to mix the two around you know leg day arm day Like a day arm day Like a good arm day. And it's a blow day, X-Day. Shroom day, we day, you know what it is. You can't mix your two, your honor, it becomes a problem when you're trying to, you know, when you're trying to act in the world's best movie,

when you're trying to get another best picture of Academy Award, your honor, you can't mix your joke days. That's not a cocaine, that's a rumor. If March 23rd, as if he would remember. Yeah, as if he would remember. I mean, I don't remember March 23rd, 25th, 13th. I don't remember March 23rd, 2022.

I don't think so. And that was like 16 days ago. I had fallen off the wagon from when we wagon from when I was doing loan ranger when Mr. was with me when I was sober. But that was the whiskey that's on the table was an average. Every day I would come home to her place and there would be a glass of whiskey waiting for me and you would sometimes drink whiskey in the mornings too, right? during this time period I

Isn't happy hour any time Well Yes, Johnny that's gonna be a dropout show. That's classic. That's classic, Johnny Defer right there. I mean, the guy is just... Yeah, for him and his, he can just fly to different times there. Yeah. And like, wherever.

Wherever, I mean, what time? What time do you need it to be? Your honor, I'd like to point out that in my script, it says it's dark outside, but I'm filming. Well, a little confused about the time you're on it. I had to get in the mood, I had to be on the set early in the morning, but I'm filming. Well, a little confused about the time you are. I had to get in the mood, I had to be on the set early in the morning, but I was filming a night scene. That's why I was doing copious amounts of cocaine and drinking your honor.

Your honor, I'd like to point out that... Can I have a moment to take some shrooms? It's your honor. Can the court recess briefly while I do another bump? I'm starting to lose my hides becoming agitating. Yeah, your honor am I allowed to smoke said no not allowed to smoke cigarettes and what about crystal meth would that be okay your honor thank you thank you your honor. Would your honor like a Xanax? Right. Is this attorney? Can I give that lawyer? Yeah, one of my bills that make

people stop talking. This is turning boring you like he's boring me. Your honor. Permission to approach the attorney with Vikident. Oh, this guy's a bucket of monkey seed. I love it. I I it's very fascinating. You know, part of what made me feel so I don't know. So now I say connected because I was never felt connected to Hunter and Thompson. He just lived a different life than any of us will ever live. Right.

And while I had my fun times, I certainly wasn't living a lifestyle like Johnny Depp no way. But part of what made me feel excited about Hunter as Thompson was at that time, back in the 90s, when I was growing up up to talk about these things So out in the open to give these experiences Words and verbalize how you felt and what you did and the things that were going on in your brain

Johnny Depp is showing the exact same kind of Gonzo journalism right on the stand now I want to say that that emotional abuse and physical abuse is a very serious thing as is drug addiction and alcoholism. I'm not poking fun at those, but this is a fucking comedy show. So, I mean, come on guys, I'm just having a little bit of fun with it. I'm always apologizing before I do anything

because I'm so afraid that, yeah, not afraid, but I can already hear the commenters, like, you know, alcoholism is a very, I know it's a very serious issue. If you're a regular person But if you're Johnny Depp you just drink that's what you do Johnny Depp is a bucket of monkeys Yeah, he's letting it all out of the stuff. I think we can think we can do this possibility again him on the show If we have it in drugs zoom in I don't have any drugs

But I'm I could pay for the drugs. Like I could say, let me sell you $50. $50. $50 will get me through 9.38. But I'll need to re-up it, then. Hey, Johnny, it's me from the TCB. It's me, executive coordinator of TCB. I'm just calling to find out how much money I need to sell you

for tomorrow's interview for the drugs Seven thousand dollars will get me through the first part of the interview So it sounds like I know I know wow. Yeah, he pays for the best Johnny probably only goes premium gold on everything too. Yeah, he's probably buying pharmaceuticals straight from the pharmaceutical company Hey, he's probably buying pharmaceuticals straight from the pharmaceutical company. He's probably pausing up. Good afternoon, AstraZeneca. You're me, Johnny Depp. I'm trying to get a hold of some fentanyl lollipops. Oh, Mr. Depp one moment. Could you put me in touch with my sales rep, please? Right. You know that's what's going on. It's so corrupt, but you know, teach their own. Anyway, Johnny Depp is on Johnny Depp's on trial.

Yeah. And it's a whole makes life is say what unfolds. The whole shit show you should. You should tune in sometimes. Is it just on the internet or is it like? On the internet, it's on CBS news.com and MSNBC. I think even Fox is carrying it, but they're not carrying it on the regular. You have to go to like the website or the website or to CNBC2 or whatever.

Yes, okay. But there's a lot of people that are interested in this. And the one video that I was taking cutting up clips from had two and a half million views, and it just was published on Friday, two and a half million views. Everybody else is excited to watch too. Every other podcaster's doing the same thing.

Oh, I'm sorry if she turned that song to get a break from Johnny Devin Here we are, but that's how it goes Hey, it's five o'clock somewhere five o'clock somewhere right here in the TCD dude. We're right here. We're right here. It's five o'clock somewhere No, you're on I wasn't trying to get more ecstasy. I was just trying to get some Ecstasy. Yeah, not more. Not more. I just want to say. I was out. Yeah. What is more your honor? If I'm out then I'm just getting some. Yeah. I'm married to the truth your honor TCPpodcast.com. That's where you go. You can find out more about Chrissy and I read all about us

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