The Commercial Break - Fishing For Marlin!

Episode Date: January 6, 2023

Marlin relationship updates are few and far between and always one sided. Until now! TCB receives a random text from someone that sounds like Marlin's Sugar Mama. She explains her side of the story and lays down the rules of the "boy toy" road. It's clear from message...Marlin has some work to do! TCB does Dolphin sex Krissy has a magical experience with a fish The Villages documentary The Villages is buck-wild and TCB wants in! Foam parties are not fun or funny Bryan can't get life insurance Broadway shows A random text from a stranger has TCB wondering Marlin update Has Marlin's lady friend texted TCB? This Sugar Mama has RULES! Marlin is breaking those rules TCB gives Marlin some pointers LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hey, y'all young boys better get child definitions right before you go all here looking for a sugar mama Because there's a difference in a sugar mama and a cougar a sugar mama was the one that's gonna buy your playstations And your ps5s and your Jordans and all that shit, but a cougar is gonna fuck you and send you home You gonna be mad as hell if you went over the birth of a house and laid that dick down thinking you was gonna get a ps5 And she was just a cougar And she get you asked some cornbread and spaghetti and sit you on your way On this episode of the commercial break hey look over there. They're fucking on the walker That's some sex air walker fucking over there Jim

Yeah, why don't we go to the villages and go to those whatever the town centers and we'll just go get high and loaded with a bunch of old people. Who knows, maybe I get, you know, a blowjob from a toothless granny. I don't know. Could be fun. I'm not saying it's your fault that he can't get it up. It's not. It's his fault. And he should be blamed and he should be taken out into the middle of the town square of the villages. Shown his flaccid penis to all the 70 year olds that are running around, humping everybody.

Come down to the TCB Studios, we got glory holds everywhere. But not on purpose, it's just because I drilled the wrong hole. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Oh yeah, Captain Genswag, welcome back to the commercial break. I am Brian Green This is my dear friend and beautiful Goho's Kristen Joy. Only best of you, Kristen Oh, that's the Brian and best of you out there in the podcast universe. How the hell are you? Thanks for joining us on yet another episode of this the commercial break It's not for everyone but fact news or fiction, it's guaranteed! Sometimes, throughout the show!

Ha ha ha! You guessed it! Do you like my dolphin noise? I love it! That takes me back! I know, it does take me back! That's like the first noise I get when we start a plane. And I don't even know where that came from either. What the f-? We were talking about dolphin sex. Oh yeah. How we got on dolphin sex, I don't know.

Were we talking about the guy who got... Who got ram jacked by the dolphin? Do you remember that? Yes, that's the big stuff. For those of you that don't remember, I remember this story vaguely. So here comes your fiction. Here comes your fiction for the day. I think there was a guy right before the pandemic,

and he was down in Jamaica, and one of those open water dolphin experiences, and he was trying to climb back up on like a floating duck, and a horny Dolphin came up right behind him and started like boning him from behind He was like literally like humping the dude and the dude could not get up and so they get the and the up and the trainer's like Don't fight it man. Don't fight it. Just go with it. Yeah Big dolphin boner In the heart of Jamaica

I Your pregnant with a fish Huge dolphin cock in oh my god that was that's gotta be it, but that's horrifying. I just ran with those dolphins before. There's no, oh yeah, like three or four times. I know it's a horrible thing to do, but the first time I did it in a tank, I didn't know any better, I was young, the second, second, second, second and third, or maybe the four time, we did it in an open water.

Yeah. So there's these huge like open water pens, and while they're still enclosed, they seem to be cared for and loved a lot by the people who are down there. And those things are so powerful. They are, I've seen that. Yeah, you know, you put your feet out, and they'll push you, and it's like,

it's a hard explain how much power is behind that tail. Like it's going, and it's hard to explain how much power is behind that tail. Like it's going and it's pushing you like a boat would. There are many things. It's insane. Yeah, they're amazing creatures. I love those blue goals too. I know, those are beautiful.

I love them. But that's a sad story. I mean, I guess they're all now. Are those blue goals here at the Atlanta area? Yes, they are. And I had a mystical experience with them one time. Oh, I bet you did. Chrissy went to Chrissy went to Denver and got her some divedy devs went out of the aquarium and Sat there like those people on the Instagram videos that are making

Come in there. They were coming up to the glass hanging out upside down and they were Looking at you show like for me. Yeah. Everybody around me was like, whoa. How high were you? Just wondering. Was that like me and that guy who got into a water fight at the embassy sweets? Of course you do. But I get it. I understand it. Maybe they connected with you. I think they did. They were like, this chick is high. Let's fuck with her. I have pictures. Oh, you do? Oh, yeah, I'm gonna see how high you are. I don't care about the blue goals.

See how fucked up you are. I have pictures. Do you know what I was, do you know what I was watching the other night? What? If you've seen this documentary, have you ever heard of the villages down in Orlando? Yes, yes I have.

I've seen this documentary. The big retirement community. So for those of you that don't know, the villages, Sun City West, the villages, Delweb, Arizona, these are incredibly large active over 55 communities. And so I think you do have to be of a certain age to buy there and you buy a home. And then when you buy that, I don't know if they card you, but you're supposed to. I mean, but if you're 25, you're really going to want it there. So my dad moved into his all web here in the Georgia region.

And I have a funny story. So we, you know, I'm on my past away. So my dad decided he wanted to retire and be about there. So this is during the pandemic. And so we went down there and we, I went with him. We were searching for, you know, we talked to the home builders, because they built, you know, you have a plan, but you can choose features and all of that. So we were down there and I was walking around the

party with my dad. I was with some death stairs from the women. Yeah, because they were like, I thought I was the wife. Yeah. I mean, my dad. I keep thinking about, I bet because they were like, uh-uh. I expected this movie to be all about, you remember that there was like back when Trump was in office, there was always a big to do that these people in the villages, they would get together and put like 23 mile long caravans of golf carts with Trump flags on. And that's what I thought the angle was going to be. So I already went in thinking I'm going to turn it off after five minutes, because I don't want to hear about it anymore, right? I just whatever. Okay. Okay. There's people who like Trump and their older. I don't give a shit. But what I, it was a really like intimate portrayal of people growing old. Yep.

And how growing old sucks, but it doesn't have to suck so much. They get high down there. They get fucked up. They do drugs. They do a lot of drugs. They drink a lot. They drink a lot. They drink a lot.

So to describe this, the area which the villages encompasses is larger than the Disney World property they have bought more land than the Disney World property and they continue to buy land and they they do town centers what they call them is town center so a town center would be a big they put a hospital there they put a bunch of pharmacies grocery stores a bunch of retail bars and restaurants and everybody drives their golf if you live near that town center, that particular town center is where you go hang out.

They have that TV. Yeah. Man. Get out the road, Jim. You're too fucking old. Hey, look over there. They're fucking on the walker. That's some sex air walker fucking over there. Jim. Look at you.

Now they all hook up too. That's a thing. Oh, you know, they're trading pills. Yeah, they're probably trading pills. It's probably a whole scene going down. Maybe we need to maybe it's not as lame as we think it is. Maybe that's where the action is. You know, now they have to now in Orlando, through concerts, let's go. I know. Yeah, why don't we go to the villages and go to those whatever, the town centers,

and we'll just go get high and loaded with a bunch of old people. Who knows, maybe I get, you know, a blowjob from a toothless granny. I don't know. Could be fun. You know, the, I don't know why. It's for research, Jeff and Astrid.

DCB research purposes. I mean, I really don't know why it's for research Jeff and asked for the DCB research purposes. I mean, I really don't like getting blow jobs from 80 year olds, but she's gonna offer. I gotta tell the audience what it was all about. I gave her a couple, I gave her some wide-brown three thousand. She gave me 10 perkoset in a Viagra. We went to town. What's fascinating is this all centers around or land out like all these places are popping up. The village is obviously being the big part. But now they have this margarita bill middle Florida.

It's a unique part of the country. It is. It really is. You've got Disney World, Epcot Universal, the villages where people are trading percassettes for Viagra and getting high on mushrooms at 92 years old. Yes, like all the things they stopped doing because they had kids and families and they just stopped living their life, then they became empty nesters and they probably lived in whatever suburban community. And probably after time, after time, go went on, they were just like, well, I, what have I got to lose? Yeah, youth is wasted on the young.

I mean, what am I doing here? Let's go down and party at Margaritaville now. Is another huge community that Jimmy Buffett has been a part of developing and it's huge. And I saw some video of these Margaritaville parties. They have phone parties. They have bikini parties. They are drinking Margarita's all fucking day have phone parties, they have bikini parties, they are drinking margaritas,

all fucking day long, it's insane. I never understood the phone parties. I didn't either, it also is so gross to me. I went to Kankoon one time, and I think it was like senior graduation from high school. Oh, okay, I thought I had like seniors. No, no, like 70 plus. I haven't been to that one.

Well, that's put that on the list. Yeah, if you had the notebook, we could do that. That's right. But I went to and they started doing the phone stuff and I was like, no, get me out of your left. It's gross. It seems gross and creepy to me. I know.

I know. I was down in Dominican Republic. Dancing in the South. And they'd start doing a phone party at the pool, which just kind of like of like defeated the purpose and then the pool turned to oily and soapy and I was like this is like a poorly planned from the beginning it was all just bad bad bad I didn't want to be any part of it I was in the pool and then all of a sudden there's this guy with a phone gun I got it all. I'm like, hey, hey, I'm trying to swim in. What's the, what's the, what's the DJ noise?

What is it? I forget what it is. You've got a little or whatever it is. So all of this is like, it became, I went into it going, I really not interested in seeing what a bunch of 80-year-olds do for their entire day. I left fascinated, partly depressed, partly fascinated, and partly excited.

Yeah. Because I was like, if this is what I have to look forward to, it's not all that bad. Brian, you and me. Yes, I know. Village. The villages. We're gonna be out in the tents in the backyard.

Hi, honey. Hi, honey. Hi, honey. Hi, babe. I'm just calling because Chris and I are over here. We just got done recording our fifth episode today, and we're thinking about getting a house at the villages. No, are you crazy? How is your son going to get from Italy to Paris?

If you're spending all your money on the villages! You should be happy with your tent! Oh, don't get me wrong, honey. the tent's wonderful. Thank you for the heater Who leave you a heater? I'll tell you that was okay The bullboy gonna fire him Okay, honey, I gotta go record more commercial break episodes. Yes you do! No more talk about spending money.

So what one lady said was I had been in a retirement apartment complex like an apartment, you're building with 50 other apartments where they had almost no activities and everyone was really old and they were like it was like a nursing home type situation. And she said I went there and I felt like I was ready to die.

It was taking 10 years off my life. My kids convinced me to move down here and I feel like this is adding 10 years to my life. I've never been more busy in my entire life, more socially active. Totally awesome, right? Completely awesome. And it just got me thinking, Chrissy, we are not too far off from this. I mean, how many more years could we possibly have? We need to hear some.

Well, speak for myself. I'm speaking for both of us. We have that on that much younger than I am. You're six years older than me. Am I six years older than you? I'm at six months. You're six months older than me. Yes, I count every one of those six months.

I hold them in high esteem. It's like my brother. That seven minutes is never gonna go away. Never, unless I die first, and then I'll catch up to me, but whatever. But it's like mortality. I think after you get, I think when I started getting in like my mid 30s

is when I started feeling my mortality. I became a little less impulsive. I stopped doing. Wait, hold on, is this when you tie it? Yes, this is what. This is what it is amazing. Well, it's good. It's good for the show.

It's bad for my life. When I selected February. Yes, I took some pilot lessons. And no, that wasn't when I had my mid-30s. That wasn't my early 40s. Yes. I know. When they wouldn't give me life insurance, Ashton said, it's done. It's done. Forget about it. And that's true. Student pilots, I have a hard time getting life insurance.

I can imagine. Yeah, because they're, you know, not a fly a fucking plane. You know, it's, we're not too far off. I mean, it's not like we're right around the corner, but at the same time, it's also not like, you know, we're, we're at some point in the, we're not going to, we're not going to see your prom parties in Mexico. No, that's not going to happen anymore. when you say the when you're on air talking about how lame the phone parties are you've already missed it it's already got

youth is wasted on the young it really is that documentary was just i mean i think i opening really eye opening to me i'm happy that they have places like this where people can go and they feel fulfilled and they feel fulfilled and they feel happy. Might have had busier too than he's ever been. They're there, there's concerts, there's, they're, they do these group travel things where they go and visit. Yeah, every once in a while, I'll see them like a advertisement for a concert down where

your dad lives. Yeah. And they have like, I don't know, there's's a reason that i know or whatever is they will know they do a bunch of the uh... the the shows that they're like impersonators now that i think it's a can you are just a personator the neildyman yeah answer but not with the time it

you know the o'creds boys are the whoever it's with neildon knuckle the dog up welcome to the neildon will show or the whoever. It's with Neil Donald. Yeah. Knock off. Knock off. Knock off. Welcome to the Neil Donald show. What's that song you said? I'm like, there's got to be a whole circuit of musicians that go around and do these retirement communities. Yeah.

Due to copyright issues, Neil Donald will not be able to perform the songs in their entirety. However, we hope you enjoy the kind of B.O. Diamond tribute. However, we hope you enjoy the kind of Be Old Diamond Tribute. Sweet, Clam in Time. Da-da-da-da. You're so small and hard to open. So small, so small. You're just a mini little orange.

Da-da-da. Hi. Yeah, da. Hi. Yeah, I got it. I got it. I see the advertisement. So in every once in a while, they'll have like Chicago, you know, version 85.0. Exactly. Yes.

Comes in. I can't even imagine Chicago had, if you ever, you like the band. The bands of Chicago are the shows. The Broadway show. I love the Broadway show, Chicago. Yeah. I've never seen a Broadway show. I mean, I've seen Broadway shows, but they're, yeah, it's Chicago. It's Broadway show Chicago. Yeah, I've never seen a Broadway a Broadway show

I mean, I've seen Broadway shows, but they're yeah, it's Chicago's not my thing. Yeah, yeah, I'm more into I don't know Like America's got talent live That's what I go see you deal anything on TLC. They had Sean Array live. I'd go there my 600 pound life live the Broadway show My 600 pound life the musical I'd be all about that day the Broadway show. Well, I 600 pound life, the musical. I'd be all about that. Yeah, you would. Yeah, that's it.

But so all of this talk about the villages and then serendipitously, what got me going on all of this. I got the strangest text message, a TCB, a E3A3. Okay. From a person that if I didn't know any better, I would say that this is the woman that Marlon is dating. Really? You'll hear it and I'll explain it to you as we go along, but it just seems too sympathico. The stories seem too sympathico.

So like I told you off-air, I'm not sure if someone is fucking with us, if someone thinks this is funny, if this is Marlon himself writing this, or if this is a collaborative effort between Marlon and this woman to get a little get some come up in this as far as TCB is concerned. I mean, we have whether he's allowed us to or not, we've kind of told the whole story. I mean, I did hide his name like I mean, you wouldn't know, you wouldn't know unless you knew. I love that Marlin is named from Florida Yeah, Marlin from Florida

Sounds like a cartoon character from one of my kids television shows Hey Marlin, we gotta go save Spider-Man Hello all my friends out there in the podcast universe Thanks for listening to this episode of the commercial break. If you have any questions, comments, concerns, or content ideas, send them to 1-855-TCB-8383. Toll free from anywhere in the world, 855-TCB-8383. Make sure to visit our YouTube channel, youtube.com slash the commercial break. Full episodes air a few days

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We'll stop everyone's in a while so you I don't want to hear your opinion. Okay. B and K almost no one says that. I've seen it a few times, but almost no one says it. B and K. I hope you're well. I love the show and I love you both. I hope you can guide me in the right direction. When you tell the stories of Marlon, I feel like I know those stories so well because I think I might be the woman in Marlon's stories. I am a woman of a certain age with a bucket full of booty both financially and physically. So she kind of like throws the bait out there, but she doesn't really say conclusively that she is the woman that is dating Marlon. She thinks she could be. She thinks she could be. But I mean, wouldn't she know that clearly? You know what I'm saying? Like, I mean, she would know that.

Well, I don't know where we're disguising Marlon's name though, so. I mean, we've told enough detail that I... And you gotta think that... Well, the trip to Italy. The trip to Italy. Yeah. And how else would this woman know, unless Marlon had turned her on to the commercial break?

So... Like, we're not Conan O'Brien. It's not like everybody knows about the commercial break. Very few people know about the commercial break. It's very small sex. Yeah, you have to hear it from a friend of a friend. In Podge, a friend of a friend or a friend of an enemy, one of the two, whichever it is, it's either your friend or your enemy, but it's definitely not, you're not finding it on a billboard on the side of the road unless you did find it I'm a billboard at the side of the billboard

He did five billboards That one guy said he saw the billboard. Yeah, I remember that. Okay. All right. Here we go Many years ago I joined a then new website for wealthy woman looking for arrangements I had several serious but quid pro quo arrangements send jo- since joining I've had several serious but quid pro quo arrangements since joining. When I meet a man, the arrangement is simple. I will provide you with the things I need to feel comfortable in the style and class that I am used to. The man is simply to follow my instructions and join me as I show them a different perspective from the one they may be used to. The man is simply to follow my instructions and join me as I show them a different perspective

from the one they may be used to. This sounds fucking fantastic. It does. You want to buy a house in the villages and I'll leave it astray tomorrow. I'll head down there. I know she is. And this is what's got me a little suspicious too, right? This may include travel, cars, restaurants, living arrangements, clothing, styling, or luxury accoutrements.

Any woman who uses the word accoutrements, accoutrements is of high style. Bottom line, I am going to spoil myself and you are invited to come along for the ride. Nice! Much like the woman in your stories, I was a married mother of three raising a family, keeping a home and keeping my bone head husband out of trouble and his business in the black. No business decision of weight was ever made without consulting me first. I helped that man walk out of the primordial sludge and almost conquer the world. He was a peasant when we met and I shaped him into a prince.

We divorced, I took half of what he had, and when he died, he left me more in the will because he knew that I was the key to his success. I earned every penny I feel no shame about enjoying life, however I am able to afford it. Okay. This is all lining up so far, from what we know from Marlin. For those of you that don't know who Marlin in is he's a friend of mine

who went on one of these websites seeking an arrangement with an older woman who had money. They can like a sugar baby that reverse. Yeah, it's like a sugar mama having a sugar mama. Yeah. And the very first date she asked him what kind of car he drove. he told her whatever, the Honda Accord or whatever the fuck he was driving. This woman is a take no prisoners, no bullshit kind of woman. And she told them on the first date,

if you make it to date number 10, if I like you enough to make it to date number 10, on the 11th date we're flying to Italy, and we're gonna spend time traveling around Italy. And they did. It wasn't necessarily the 11th date. I think it was like the 15th or 16th, but they did. And they went on like this. All expenses paid crazy vacation. And then then recently she took him to a like a swingers resort. Oh, that's right down in the

Caribbean. That's right. Yeah, okay So it seems so this is why it seems strange that this person is texting us like this because it all seems to be to Simpatika I also happen to share shower charities with my wealth. I consider myself an empathetic rich person, willing to part with my fair share of revenue for the betterment of the world around me. This includes middle-class young men

who might be looking for a new adventure in life. I will lay down my body for that particular cause. Recently, last year, I matched with a man here in Florida I will lay down my body for that particular cause. Recently, last year, I matched with a man here in Florida that was almost 30 years my junior. This is lining up. Latin and smoking hot. This is lining up.

He has his own job and his own car. He even lives by himself in achievement that not many of my boy toys can claim. He is rather handsome, but not always the sharpest young man. We have been on that line. Is that lining up? That line's up. That tracks.

We have been on many dates and we have traveled together. I showed him a good time and now he's on my payroll. His life is now paid for and he doesn't want for a thing including sex. Yeah. Here's my issue. Yeah, I don't know what's going wrong here. I don't know what an advice she needs. Here is my issue. T.C.B. Why is it so cold in here by the way? It's fucking your mouth. I'm freezing. It's because you're in the villages. Okay. You're in the villages. All the old people are hot. Go back. I don't know.

Let me stop the show and check on the temperature. No, no, no, keep going. You're going to take some pictures, fight a few things down. What's the good thing? Do you have any phone calls you need to take? I'm kidding. No, the air conditioning clock gone.

I'll turn it off. Here is my issue, TCB. When I tell a new man about the arrangement, the rules are simple. Number one, do what I ask. Whenever I ask, unless you feel your life is in danger. Number two, sex is by my playbook on my own time. I, when I ask, be ready.

Number three, don't even think about dating someone else while on my time or on my dime. Okay, that's pretty clear. That's pretty fucking clear. You're off the market. Yeah, this is not like one of those arrangements where you show up on Tuesday, take an older lady out on the date so she can show all her friends

what a hot guy she's got on a Wednesday, you're back at the bar. Right. You know, sleeping with the bartender. Now, you're off the market. My new man doesn't seem to understand the rules. Whenever it comes time to show the unmentionables, he becomes shy, reserved, and sometimes flaccid.

I know he can get it up. We went to a shoe show one time together, and I could see his little pop-eye raising his fairsco. one time together and I could see his little Popeye raising his fairsco. That's good wordy. But when it comes to me, he's like the Titanic going down, going down after the chairs that I'm unable to rearrange. If you would just relax, I think you could get into it, but he seems so uptight when we are intimate.

I am not a wrinkly old lady. I've spent a lot of money getting my body and my victory V tight and taught. I know I'm not a victory V. I know I'm not a 20 year old Instagram model either. I get that there may be some hesitation. I like this one. I know he will be missing out if he gives up now,

but I also don't have time to waste. Any advice for an aging old horn bag? I really need this boat to set it sales. Thanks for the hours of enjoyment and laughter. I might be your oldest fan. I'm also your most sexually active. There is just like sparkle coming off of this text message, right? There is so much showing.

She's so sharp. She's so sex-crazed. I love how many of them knows what she wants. Yeah, she didn't say her age and of course I'm not, you don't ask, that's not what a gentleman does. It doesn't really matter. It doesn't really matter. Yeah. So what's the question? The question is, what do I do about the fact that he can't get it out? Let's call him Marlon. That he doesn't seem to want to, he can't get it up while they're together, but she knows he can get it up. Well, there's a pill for that.

There's a pill for that. So we know that. Yeah. I mean, have you tried the pill? I imagine you have. Doesn't sound like a woman who, but if we go back to the Marlon conversations, let's assume for a second that either this is tracking and it is the lady that Marlin is dating or it's a woman that is extraordinarily similar. Like her twin sister, right?

Well, we're talking about Florida. We are talking about Florida. Yeah, so anything is possible. If you can dream it, you can do it. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. I have to say the question now is do she drop him? What can she do to prod this along or does she drop him? Because she doesn't have time to waste. Here's my opinion.

My opinion is that if you are similar in situations to Marlon, stop being so fucking pushy, stop it, relax, you relax, and then maybe he relaxes. I'm not saying it's your fault that he can't get it up. It's not, it's his fault. And he should be blamed and he should be taken out into the middle of the town square of the villages and shown his flaccid penis to all the 70 year olds

that are running around, humpin' everybody. They're hard on. But my opinion is of the situation specifically about Marlon is that the woman that Marlon describes, which is this woman essentially, is very pushing in bed, like very pushing in bed. Like go down now, move to the left, stop that, do this. You know, stick a finger in my mouth.

Right, so we could have just like performance anxiety. Totally, yeah, totally. Because he's like, is it, am I doing the right thing? Yeah. I don't know, is she gonna get mad? Yeah, is she gonna get mad? Am I doing it right? I don't wanna do this anymore,

but some people just don't like to be told what to do. That's the other thing too. Yeah, well there's the thing, you know, I am very pro communication about what you like in bed. However, like it's more of a guideline, it's like an outline. It's a suggestion. Suggest an bed. Yeah. However, like it's more of a guideline. It's like an outline. It's a suggestion. Suggest an outline.

Yeah. But you do your thing, but this is like what I like. Yeah. If you'd like to get me off and continue to sleep with me, you're gonna do this. Yeah, but to say like, do this now and do this now and do this now. That might be a little much.

It's very aggressive. Marlon has complained, he especially at first, he was like, I don't know how to handle this. Like it's not what I'm used to. My sense on this, my pulse on this situation, like remember when I told you about just last episode, I told you about that girl who I had reconnected with a friend of a girl that I dated and then after six months of like online and phone communication, she showed up to my house without any pant, literally had a shirt on, no pants, vagina hanging out

and said, whack off now and gizz on my tits. I mean, she was like super forward about everything. Part of me was scared, was intimidated. Part of me was completely thrown off because she was so very forward about all of this. And then part of me was super excited. Well, there's also the whole situation of, you know, acting out a night of fantasy. Yeah.

There's that, but then like every single time, saying, do this now, do this now, do this now. Yeah, like pushing your head down into someone's crotch and then, you know, move this way. And like literally like, he said one time, she was like, she was like using his hair as a steering wheel, right? It's just like move your head this way, move your head that way. I can see how that, no matter who you are,

man, woman, he, she, they, them, it us, how that might be a little bit much if that's not the way you like to talk to. Every time. Yeah, every time. Every time. But this is going on every time. Yeah, every time.

So here's my advice to you, young lady. Relax. If you want him to relax, you got to relax a little bit. True. Why don't you ask him what he's into? What would he like to see you wear to bed? How would he like to be stroked? Give him a, give him a Marlin night every once in a while, right?

Make it all about Marlin. Dr. him. Let him be in charge of whatever and then maybe you'll find that he juices up a little bit yeah i mean because it sounds like she's pretty open as far as going to the shoe show going to the shoes show they go to the swingers release stuff yeah i mean that's all very much in the italy he got busted like you know down it like a ski shell a you're having coffee with some chick or something. But they were, I don't think they were doing anything. He just got busted kind of hanging out together.

Like one of the things you could do also is everyone's at a blue moon, you could bring some young blood into the situation. Maybe that'll kind of turn things on in a way you never expected either. I'm not suggesting you do that if you're uncomfortable with it. I'm suggesting that he'll probably be most comfortable with it. So just go ahead and do it. And he'll be out of the picture

and you and the girl will be together. Yeah, that's true. It's only in the last five minutes with the three of you anyway. So eventually you and you'll have a fun, young play thing to hang out with. And I know for a fact you won't and it's Florida. You're not going to have any trouble finding someone to join you in that. If you're willing to go to a... But you know, that could also be a little intimidating for her because then she would maybe be comparing herself or her looks to the younger model. I hear you. She sounds pretty confident in what she's got.

Sounds like she paid a lot for it. So I, but I agree. Like if tomorrow... So maybe if the three of them's not your thing, still though. The three of them's not your thing. Make it a four sim. Just, yeah. Bring another old wrinkly man into the mix.

And then everyone could just be wack at each other off. Ha, ha, ha. Two hands on each cock. All right, let's go. I don't think you give up yet. Sounds like they got a good thing going. I've got an idea though that I think might help them. Okay.

Do a glory whole night. What? Do a glory whole night. Do a glory whole night. Now, I know that, I know that's not for everybody, but I think this is a little bit adventurous and it might help Marlon, the name that we're calling him, not my Marlon another one. Where do you even find glory holes? You make a glory hole.

I'm not saying you go out and have, I'm not saying you just stick your dick in a random hole. Well, there are those. This isn't 1974 New York. It's a lot of things. This isn't the limelight in Atlanta, 1982. I thought you were saying it. I saw this.

Come down to the TCB studios. We got glory holes everywhere. But not on purpose. It's just because I drilled the wrong hole in the table. There's a glory hole right here. Turns off the... Could you show everyone some of us? I've watched this something called the history of the glory hole one time. Sorry, hold right here. Turns off the, could you know everyone's in a box?

I've watched this something called the history of the glory hole one time, and it was actually pretty fucking fascinating. Oh, I bet. And. I love those early, you know, New York, 70s, documentaries. Yeah, like the glory hole became very prominent

back in the 60s, 70s and 80s when being a homosexual man, there were many closeted homosexual men. And what they would do is they would go to the underground New York club scene because that's where they could be themselves. That's where they really felt at home. They'd oftentimes go home to wives and children, but they were able to be their true selves in these clubs. And while the glory hold is certainly not a new concept, like they think they dated it back to the 1500s or something,

you know, like the king Edward III was sticking his dick in the year-to-team. Yeah, I'm sure. Like, you know, everybody's repressed in the Renaissance era. They're all doing weird shit to each other. But the glory holes became a way that men could have sex. I know they're four. Yeah, okay, let's just check it. for those of you that don't know glory hole is

literally a hole in a wall and there's something on the other side of it and whether that's teeth or an anus or a hand you just don't know it's a prize me yeah so i would like to suggest a more glory hole like just do a glory hole and just allow marlin to... Like build a wall and... Not have to look at you, what is? Oh! No, I'm saying allow him to get into it

without having the pressure of all the conversation and the movements and the motions and telling him what to do and telling him to do this. Like sometimes all the, and you do understand because she said it is. Lose control. Lose control. Lose control. Yeah, absolutely.

I'm losing control. That's like she really likes to be in control and I get that. Lose control. I lose control. Let it stick as dick in a hole and just go to town. Have fun. No one says a word.

We just all have fun. And then every Tuesday and Wednesday or Tuesday and Thursday, you have family game night and every Monday and Wednesday. You have glory whole night. That's what you do. Telling you, I solved all of their problems in a moment. I think that, but I do get also, you gotta imagine this, you're 30 something years old, right? I'm imagining, 30 or 40 something years old. And you've been dating pretty, like a little younger than yourself for most of your dating. This is Marlon.

You've been dating pretty, like younger than yourself for most of your adult life, three, four, five years, not unusual for men to date downward because let's face it, our brains don't work the same way. So we can't hang with mature women because we don't understand what that means. So, but he's been dating pretty much in that age range

that you would expect most single heterosexual guys are gonna date. And then you meet this woman because you're really just interested in having an alternative arrangement. That's what you're looking for. You're looking for something new, fresh, and possibly someone to pay for dinner, right?

Or an exciting vacation or whatever. And what you see visually is not what you're used to seeing visually. It's completely different. When you, I don't know, but as a heterosexual single man, I don't look for age porn. That's not what I'm looking for.

I'm not looking for 70 year old women having sex. I might someday, but it's not what I'm into right now. I might someday. Yeah, and let's face it, probably not even someday. Because I mean, you know, do you think those old guys down in the villages? Do you think they're looking at 80-year-old porn? No, they're looking at the 20-somethings because

that's what that's what porn is. It's a bunch of young women. Well, same for women too. Of course. And that's why she's dating younger and like the young man. You fantasize about what you don't have, right? And you write about that. Why do you think she's dating down? It's not because she doesn't want to have a wrinkly cock in her, right? She wants to have a young, strapping young girl. Yeah. Okay. But the reality of the situation becomes clear

when everyone's clothes come off. It's a little bit different. It's all about lighting too. Oh yeah, you got to have the lighting. The lighting makes a big difference. Just that's crazy. We spend an hour on her lighting every day. Hahaha.

Hahaha. Is that right? Is it good? Is it good? Is it good? No, it's the lighting in air conditioning. One of the two. You've got the camera on the TV. I do.

Yeah. And I am the one that's fussy about the lighting. But you're right. I haven't good to do things, but I think it all goes back to just lose control. Lose control. Don't let it go. Don't try and be too controlling in the bedroom every time. Not every time.

Yeah, you've given him the guidelines. Let him be creative. Yeah, let him do what he wants to do. Even if that's just kind of plain, James, there's like body stocking things out there too. I've got an Instagram account full of suggestions as to what you can wear that's revealing, but not too revealing. Yeah. Yeah, put a piece of plastic over your nipples. It goes right past the Instagram filter. But you're right about this.

Like, and here's the other reality for you. Ma'am, is, because I'm not gonna say your name on air, you could absolutely find someone who wants to be dominated 24 hours a day. True. That's a thing that people are into. Yeah. And it's a thing that a lot of men are in, not a lot of men, but some men are into.

Yes. They're into being told what to do, like a child 24 hours a day, they want to be baby, they want to be mom and they want to be told what to do. And especially in the bedroom, they want to be dominated and humiliated and all this other stuff. That's a sexual turn on for them because of the overbearing mothers that they had when they were children. They want to get right back into that when they're a bit.

So this is not a particularly difficult thing to find personality-wise. It's a personality, it's a sexual trait that a lot of men are into. But it sounds like she doesn't want to go down that route. I mean, because that is very specific and that's, you know, dominatrix type thing. Yeah. I mean, geez, when you're using someone's hair as a steering wheel, I mean, you're pretty close to dominatrix.

True. I mean, maybe she should explore that. Me, me. Maybe she should explore that. Oh, yeah. Maybe she should explore dominatrix. How do you say that? Dominatrix. Dominatrix. Dominatrix's is is is is is is. Do you see why I thought this is his this is? Yeah,

it sounds very. Marlins lady. Very similar. I think I think someone's playing a joke on us actually. I think they're trying to get in our heads. Yeah, it could be. Well, for more exciting Marlon updates, guess what I'm gonna do right after this show? I'm gonna text Marlon, and I'm gonna tell him, I'm gonna send him this string of text messages, and I'm gonna be like, is this you or her, are the two of you playing around?

Because you might be close to losing your sugar mama if you don't learn how to get it up real soon. And Marlon also said that he had trouble getting it up the first couple of times, remember that? Yeah, I think, yeah. Well well I'll let you know what the conclusion to this story is my spidey set yeah put that in the notebook that's 56 miles away unbelievable unbelievable hey if you've ever lied on a resume or embellished to get a job a raise or a position at your work we want to know

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