The Commercial Break - Friends With Horrible Benefits!

Episode Date: August 29, 2022

We've all the known the awkward feeling of having a crush on a friend. The solution to getting out of the "friend zone"? Move out of the country for a few years, ignore their calls and texts, then take your friend bowling when you get back! That's just part of the INSANE advice Adam The Liar has for us on this episode of TCB. How do you get a podcaster to shut up? You can't! Bryan visits Podcast Movement 22 and runs into "radio voice" everywhere he turns Casey Kasum the most famous radio voice of the mid-1900's has a potty mouth Adam The Liar is back with a doozy! How to bed your best friend Moving to a new country is a big deal. Unless your doing it to get out of the friend zone Step 5 of getting your friend in the sack? Take them bowling! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

I'm curious like a cat! I have a couple of friends that call me whiskers! On this episode of the commercial break... There was a couple like working at the country station that were like, I could remember that we're like that. Thank you Brian! You want to go out to lunch next Tuesday? Late 45! We'll go out on the hour and on half and we'll go have some breakfast with us and lunch and some dinner All right, dude cool. Let's take a call. Here's my mom During that thing you need to transport

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Now move to another country and rinse and repeat! Your life's pursuit of fucking all your friends is soon to be in achievement! You have in your bell! What is the tax message still? Not sure. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Yeah, Kaseykin's welcome back to another episode of the commercial break on Brian Green. This is my dear friend, Kosoz and cohort and grime.

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or Fiction is guaranteed in 30 seconds or less. Or your money back, go to the tcbpodcast.com website to collect your earnings. Hooting! Woo, back in the studio. What's that noise? That horn noise, the oofla or whatever? The horn that all the guys use in the soccer? Oh, right, right, right, right, right, right.

The use of the clubs, so fucking obnoxious. I'm back from a week at podcast movements, 2022. Yeah, speaking of parties. Dallas, Texas, oh man. Say what, whatever you, whatever you get, 3000000 podcasts just together, you can be assured of two things. There's gonna be a fucking party

and no one is gonna shut the fuck up for a fucking week. Because everybody's used to just talking into a microphone and not listening. I literally had conversations where people, I literally saw conversations where people were just talking at each other and neither of them were listening. It was like they were doing a show to themselves. It's some obnoxious at times, funny at others,

and I'll tell you what, I just had a, it's nice to be out of the studio sometimes. Like you get out and you, you know, you let your jingle jangles fly. You can go mingle and cohort around. Let your DD canter fly on the floor. I'm naked underneath this. I don't know if you know that.

You wouldn't know that. I didn't notice. I have microfinus. I was on the flight to Dallas and somebody in front of me, I overheard them when the plane landed, they were talking about micro-penis. I don't know why they were talking about micro-penis. I've seen pictures, it's kind of disturbing. It is.

And I really feel bad for people with micro-penis because I'm not somebody that's been with one. Oh really? Yes. Ben with one or has one. No, Ben with one. Oh really? Yes. Ben with one or has one? No, Ben with one. Oh, okay. Yes, it's a girl. It's a girl.

And what was the... I mean, I'm sure there's certain challenges. I was gonna say it probably weighs heavy on her mind. No. That's so close. Light is a feather. That's so weird. I know.

Hey, there's something out there for everyone. Did she like it? What's she... I think she tried it like it. We shouldn't laugh. It's not something somebody can help. Yeah, exactly. It's not something somebody can help. Is there anything that can be done about micro-penis?

I don't know. Can you stretch it out or are there excess? I said you could do. There's gotta be something. God bless the micro-penis is out there. I think it was like a lot of implant options now. Yeah, but it's gotta hurt. But then you go from like half an inch to like,

even two inches, that's gotta hurt. I don't know. Well listen, there's plastic, if you can clean up your vulva, they can probably give you a couple extra inches on your day. There's a lot of hope now in the plastic surgery world. Anyway, that is nothing to do with podcast movement.

I didn't personally see any micro-feet at that podcast, move it. That podcast movements. But I was telling my, telling one of the guys that I work with, because I work in the podcast industry as a day job. And I was someone of the guys I work with, it's like the podcast industry is full of like missfits and broken toys. That's exactly what it is. It's the land of broken toys. That's what it is. Miss Creens, all of us and old radio guys. Right.

Of course. That's what it is. Becauseance all of us and old radio guys right that's what it is because you know radio pot radio They for years they were like who podcasts man, whatever dude much of users in their basement What's that a podcast not coming into my radio station? I'll tell you what I'm here's a facts machine waiting for more orders But now all the sudden the radio industry is quite happy to go on of the podcast every single Moving towards podcasting major radio company that I can think of is represented at podcast movement And what you do is you you meet a lot of I think guys especially I met a lot So I was a speaker and then you know people come up and talk to you and what you get is hey, it's me Bob And I got a podcast about a podcast and I was a speaker and then you know people come up and talk to you and what you get is Hey, it's me Bob and I got a podcast about a podcast and I was

I guess about five with 17 downloads yesterday and I'm like okay great You know we also had 17 downloads yesterday, so I So what I noticed is the radio guys like they have that certain Affectation and I'm sure that if we ask a couple of our fans They'll say that I also have that same affectation especially the beginning of the show Which is like, hey, how you doing? This is the head of Joe. That's the head of Joe.

They never shut the fuck. This guy that was in like, we were sitting in one of these panels, and one of my friends was on the panel, we're having watching the panel, and there is a guy sitting in front of me that is shaking his head, agreeing with everything everybody. You know one of those guys, like, yes, totally agree. And as soon as the questions come up, he's like, I have a question over here. So my name is Joe, and I've got a podcast about model trains,

and we're doing really well for ourselves, and I just wanted to, by the way, the name of the podcast is josemodeltrainpodcast.com. You go to josemodeltraintrainedpodcast.com. See all the audio and all the video, he gives a whole fucking presentation about his audio video. And then his question is, you know, how do I get more listeners than my bad guests?

You know, one of those? Well, he's... He's... He's a pretty niche podcast there, buddy. Well, listen, you can make money on those two, like you could sell to the model train community, right? Make plenty of money doing that. But my point is, is like, the radio guys,

especially the older radio guys, they have such an affectation to their voice, and they don't lose it when they turn off the microphone. Right, they just continue in everyday life. Yeah, when I walk around this house, I'm the brand new DCB bus. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, I'm a better.

I don't do that. This is not something, you know, I don't take that affectation out of here. I'm on, when I'm on, and I'm off, when I'm off, right? And it takes a lot to be on like this. And those guys are like that 24 fucking out of here. I'm on, when I'm on, and I'm off, when I'm off, right? And it takes a lot to be on like this. And those guys are like that 24 fucking hours a day. You can point out the old radio guys by the way that they speak to you,

because it's as if they're in a radio station at that fucking moment. I'd like to talk to you about my bad guys. They became part of them. They became part of them. They turned into like sentient radio robots. I guess when you do it for so long. You must.

I mean, I guess we've known some old radio guys. Yeah. There was a couple like working at the country station that we're like, I could remember that we're like that. But you brought, you want to go out some lunch next Tuesday? Made 45. We'll go out on the hour and on the half and we'll go have some breakfast with us and lunch and some dinner All right, dude cool. Let's take a call. Here's my mom

Thank you It is so funny to me and it reminded me of the ultimate Ultimate radio disc jockey who do you think the best who do you think of the old radio guard? I mean I can see Casey fucking Casey For those of you that don't know Casey Casey So per cursor precursor. Yep to Seacrest right? I think Seacrest bought his company didn't need to Clark okay, but Casey Casey is definitely the Yeah, I loved Casey Casey growing up for those of you who have they're gonna be so many of our listeners

For those of you who'd have they're gonna be so many of our listeners who don't even know what radio is It's that thing in your car that you never tuned to it's the a of FM that you never use and Back in the day it was one of them. It was the most popular form of communication We had we reached way more people than television ever did because it was in everybody's car It was in everybody's home. There's a guy named Casey fucking. K. Sim named Casey fucking Casey. I'm Casey Casey with the top 20 rockin' duckin' Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic- It's like there's also Delilah. Oh, Delilah. Yeah. Casey Kassam was like this goodie. I mean, he had the most clean and polished image. He was a beach boy.

Yeah, I think he'll be. Yeah, I think at one point he was the seventh beach boy. He had this such a clean and polished image on and off the radio. And he talked like that 24 hours a day. But even Casey was subject to a fuck up now and then. And I have one that I like you to listen to. Yeah, and I think a lot of people have heard this, but certainly not our audience.

Okay. I think our audience is like living in a trailer park with that communication somewhere. God bless the trailer park kids. That's all I gotta say. Casey K. Sam was in the studio and there were some outtakes that were put together by one of his producers of him just going fucking off. Do you want to hear it? Okay. Now I got to give credit to Big Will the champ who actually sent me this clip. He

found it. He sent it to me and then when I went to the radio convention all I could think about was this fucking clip and these guys at home like when they like to get visited their kids go fuck yourself who the fuck but the milk fuck didn't the fuck forgot to put the top back on the milk you're in trouble now all right Casey case them the old radio and answer top 40 radio and answer in the studio a couple of outtakes from one of his producers.

Nice. The countdown will begin this Sunday afternoon at one, right here on the radio station you grew up. Let me deal against it with a little louder, hold on. With music radio 1380, fuck. What the hell's going on here? He's well-fusenist the last time we got another hour to do. Ah!

Ha! I feel like that too. We have another the last time we got another hour to do? Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha man Ponder is fucking ponder is fucking ponder is who writes that word? He's pissed at a word. He's got to say hi. This is Casey case some American top 40 is moved to a new time I hope you'll join me this Saturday morning and every Saturday morning at two two They moved We're Brian Green at this exactly I was competing with Casey Casey To the next step on 96 7 the legend late night with the legend We're up to our long distance dedication and this one is about kids and pets and a situation that we can all understand Whether we have kids or pets or neither.

He's so smooth. It's a damn. Next up, this is about kids and pets. And we can understand that if we have kids or pets or neither. It's from a man in Cincinnati, Ohio. And here's what he writes. Dear Casey, this may seem to be a strange dedication request, but I'm quite sincere and it'll meet a lot if you play it.

Recently, there was a death in our family. He was a little dog named Snuggles. Snuggles? Or Snuggles? Or Snuggles? Or Snuggles? Or Snuggles? Or Snuggles?

That is a dedicated song to Snuggles? Try it too. Watch out. Kick it. We can't suck us! When Nico goes, we'll do the whole thing. We'll take it a sondail. I don't think Nico's got too much longer left. Of course, I said that three years ago.

Yes, you did. But he was most certainly a part of us going to start again. Him coming out of the record. Play the record, okay? Play the record. Unbelievable. Please. Wow, a lot of noise for the world's most professional radio guy.

Sir does make a lot of noise in the background. I know, I mean, he's done it 2 a.m. Yeah, no one fucking cares. This is already the end of his career when Casey K. Sir was hurt at 2 a.m. across the country. That guy must have made a dick load of money. It's doing all the dick load of money. See, when you come out of those up temple,

God damn numbers, man, is impossible to make those transitions. And then you gotta go into somebody dying. You know, they do this to me all the time. I don't know what the hell they do it for, but God damn it. If we can't come out of a slow record, I don't understand it. Is down on the phone. Okay, I for but God damn it if we can't come out of a slow record. I don't understand it is down on the phone

Okay, I want a god damn concerted effort to come out of a record that isn't a fucking up tempo record every time I do a god damn dedication Dedication Oh my god. Oh my god. Yeah, this is. He made it a day, though. Casey is so used to being so like, pristine. But anytime he gets a chance, he just cusses up the storm.

Didn't they roll Casey's dead body around for like seven years or something? Like that. His ex-wife wasn't like, he got Casey Casey. He was like, toward around the country. I could be wrong about this. And this is your fact news or fiction. So please check me on this one, right? I don't know but in my mind

I remember the case he had like a string of really young wives when he was getting older and the last one when he died She rolled him around the country in the back of a car Yes, he was like mummified in the back of her car. They were trying to catch her and he just kept rolling around Tadah the dead body of the back. Oh my god. I won't leave him. Crazy. Now make it and I also want to know what happened to the pictures I was supposed to see this week. It's a God last God damn time. I want somebody you somebody better show me some tips right now god damn it

We're supposed to be on my desk. Where are the tid picks from the interns somebody tell me they would get me those What pictures it's radio. What are you worried about? This fucking brain to not come out of a god damn record That is that's up camp or I got to talk about a fucking jaw dying. Oh my God, I love it. I love listening to these old like it said that time that Bill O'Reilly I'm entering Chuck Woolery doing the same thing. Oh, you know that Chuck just went off.

I imagine Chuck was just a bear behind stage. Yeah, I mean, listen, let's just, you get started in your life, right? And you're like, I'm the king of the world. You're all piss and vinegar, you're 19, 20, 22 years old. You get your first job. And you're like, I'm gonna be the most famous disc jockey that ever lived. I'm gonna be, that people are gonna love me

and adore me, that's great. Now, Casey certainly raised the rose to that level of stardom at some point, but at the end of the day, he was just a radio fucking disc jockey. Yeah. And he played top four. Radio disc jockey's got no fucking respect ever in the history of radio disc jockey with the notable exception of Howard Stern. And maybe Russian limbal.

Like those two people reach the top of the top and everybody else is just a radio disc jockey. And C-Crest too. I mean, C-Crest is on American Idol and all this other stuff. So you kind of imagine that at some point you realize that you are really just the guy who's talking in and out of snuggle-desk-bedications. What did it wish, what song did they dedicate to Stuggles? I don't know, that's the end of the tape. It was top 40s. Oh, my, I just killed my dog.

Oh, my, my, I guess we can appreciate this kind of disrespect here on the commercial break. So I was talking to this girl at podcast movement and she was like, she was talking about the industry stuff. And then she says, oh, you know, I I listened to the commercial break And every time that I hear that I get so nervous because you know, that's why you came up You know, that's why we say it's not for everyone. I had to say that to my my my sister's mother. I'll tell you I heard it Well, not for everyone so the ladies

And I was like, well, it's not for everyone. So the ladies are trying to defend you. So much. I know, jeez. So I quickly like move along, right? And she got, but she doesn't want to stop. And she's like, yeah, so I heard the podcast. And you know, it's, I listen to an episode. There's funny moments in there.

But you know, it's not for me. It's not necessarily for me. You know, I just felt so embarrassed. And my wife calls me that night. And I'm in Dallas, and she says, I was with the kids to the school open house in school today. And one of the ladies said that her and her husband were listening to the podcast in the car the other day. And I said, Uncle, what did she say? She said that another lady overheard it and said,

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of the commercial break. I was trawling on the internet. As you did. As I like to do, Chrissy, when we last left off from the studio, we were talking to a guy named Adam, and we talked about a guy named Adam, who was teaching us how to make our social media

profiles more attractive. But that is Adam the liar. But Adam the liar, he gave us great tips, like hire your friends with good camera, the pictures of you and your fake outfits and fake backgrounds, once a month. What a dish. Yeah, I was listening to that episode, and not for the hilarity that we added into it, your fake outfits and fake backer on once a month. Like in a yield. What a dish. What butterfly.

Yeah, I was just saying to that episode, and not for the hilarity that we added into it, it was pretty funny, but just, I was taking it back at how brazenly he was telling everybody, just lie about everything. Yeah, just lie about your life. Just lie about your life. Yeah, portray it as something totally different.

That's right. But Adam the liar is not just, and then post about it. Yeah, that was a key step in the thing. If you're gonna have a social media profile, you gotta make posts. And make sure to fill in your about you. Yeah, that's right, he's about you.

Adam the liar, not only is known for his social media prowess, he's also happens to be a dating coach. Oh yes, Chrissy. Why is that some real gem? And I think he's much better at dating than he is at social media profiles. He's at least much funnier, and that is why, Chrissy. That's a world gem. And I think he's much better at dating than he is at social media profiles. He's at least much funnier, and that is why, Chrissy, I think we should take a look

at some more of his videos. Get a whiteboard. I hope he does a whiteboard, but I don't know. I like sometimes I don't like to get too deep in this, all right? So it's fresh. So I have the video where Adam is gonna share with us, which text messages we are going to send

to get out of the friend zone. Are you ready for this? I am ready for this. Alright, here's Adam Lauer. I'm not in his like stock photography. Oh yeah. We're gonna have to get through a lot of stock photography. He is the worst video channel ever. Yeah. I'm about to share with you the friend zone escape text. It's a message that gets you to actually be able to date the friends that you've been attracted to for far too long. I really want to just fuck you, man. That fucking name, right. Here's my dick.

Here's my dick. A dick-pick or a dick-pick. That's what's going to get you there. Yeah. A disclaimer. You've got to do more than just send a text message, okay? So yes, this is the text message. You don't say Adam. It's a sign for her. So again, you've lied to us. You put on there a text message, okay? So yes, this is the text message. You don't say Adam So again, you've lied to us you put on there the text message you send to get your friend out of the friend zone Yeah, and now you're telling us that that's not what you have to do

This guy just drives me fucking crazy. That's not what you need to do But this is but then he said this is did you notice how much more attractive Adam is today than he was yesterday He's literally literally growing in in a boner direction toward the most as world's most attractive man. And but there's some pre-work that has to get done and there's some post work that has to be done. Before we go in, I don't like videos that give me homework. I don't like videos that give me homework.

I'm just sharing that right. I'm proud. I do want to give you. You will never get homework on the commercial break. Never not once. No. Maybe leave a review. X-tept him maybe check the facts.

Yeah, check the facts. Casey Kasey. Don't do that. Casey Kasey was probably not rolled around. I might have been declared. I might have been. A massive, massive piece of advice. Sometimes it's better just to keep him as a friend.

Like, do you really want to date your friend? You might like the idea of it, but some people just trying to win and they just want to prove they can get somebody and then when they get them, they don't really want to get them anymore and then that whole friendship is dead and people convince them. What the fuck are you talking about?

What the good fuck are you talking about? And then, and then, and then, and then. You lure me into this video to share with me how I'm gonna get my friend in bed. And then you, yeah, and then you you lure me into this video to share with me how I'm gonna get my friend in bed. And then you, yeah, and then you talk me out of it. Like, I really wanna do this. Do you really wanna do this? Cause what I'm about to share with you is not gonna work.

And then also to like, do you really wanna, you know, be with your friends? Yes, I wanna fuck my friend. That's the only reason we're friends. It's cause I wanna fuck her. That's it. So, they do want the person. It's one of the reasons why somebody wants to just

stay friends of you is that they're actually worried that if you did date them, that YouTube wouldn't work out and the whole thing would just collapse and that would be the end of the friendship, right? I feel like Adam's had a lot of these conversations and his life. I think we should just be friends Adam. But I sent you the text message,

the one with my dick, my micro-feet-as. So there is a very good reason why people don't want to date if they're close friends. So before you get into this technique, really think about whether you actually want to do it. I did think about it, and that's why I clicked on your video. Stupid, stupid, stupid. So there is a funny chance that when you try and date someone you're friends with, that Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid. There's funny. It's funny. My chance that when you try and date someone you're friends with,

that the friendship does end. Even if you don't get them, there's a chance that just the act of... When did this turn into like an apocalyptic world, end of the world your friend hates you now, video? Well, like, it's only gonna go bad. It's only gonna go bad. It's something wrong.

Yeah, don't do something wrong. Well, here's an idea. Here's, there's go wrong. Yeah. Don't do something wrong. Here's an idea. Here's there's lots and lots of stories throughout history, right? Boy meets girl, boy friends girl, boy and girl end up together, right? Or boy and boy or girl and girl or what? What if it sometimes friendships make lovely relationships and sometimes they don't. It's just, you know, but what Adam is saying here is absolutely nothing. Yeah. That's what boils out here.

Yeah, that's what boils out here. You some common sense. You trying to date them can ruin the whole thing. So I always tell people before I teach you how to go out that before I give you the magic tricks on how to stick that dick right in her vagina. Be warned. Why buyin' 2000 results have nubbin' verified by the FDA.

Friend zone, maybe you just wanna be friends with them and move on. Now I'm gonna give you some reasons why having them as a friend is better. Having a hot, beautiful friend that you're attracted to, if you cut out that attraction and you just stay as a hot, beautiful friend, they can help you meet hot people.

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But that often, let me tell you something. My friendship with Chrissy has probably caused me not to get laid more than it caused me to get laid because we ended up dragging each other out of the club drunk. Chrissy would be like, not that one, no, no, no. She's 12, Brian. I'm like, see, not 12, she's in the club. Okay, she's 21, but it doesn't matter. You're 80.

People, there's a technique known as pre-selection. If you go out and you're hanging out with a beautiful person on your own, it's getting like, I pre-select hard women to get with me. I pre-select. That's what mystery teaches. I preach like hot women to get with me That's that that's what mystery teachers pre-selection Welcome to girl girl. You've been pre-selected to get up on that Yeah, you blow your old you blow your load early. Don't end up getting some

To me and they are the people practice of known known this for ages because they're getting scientists. Scientists have known this for ages. Ages. It's a prehistoric condition. Your chance of success of meeting people six years old. Is the bronze age? If you get your partner, it goes up even higher, because people are very comfortable talking to you.

And then when they find out that the two of you aren't actually together, you'll become available, they're already attracted to it, but gets very easy. So there's a number of reasons why having them as a friend is a lot better. However, if you are dead set, you know what? I just want to break out the friend zone. Then let me explain to you how to do it. Now I am going to give you a five step process.

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Because he's got a heart in the background of his fidgety. I mean, honestly, like a five-step process, you can't skip any of these if you want this to work. Yeah, it's a thing, long a hard tool. Did you do it? Did you trials? If you've done like, hey, scientists have known this for ages. You want to get pussy?

Get some more pussy. You know what I'm saying? If you have pussy, you'll get pussy. It's the pussy magnet rule. That's too thin. You have to call vacation for a while. I know this one sounds crazy, but I found... Go on vacation, step one. Go on vacation. Hey, Chrissy, it's Brian. I'm going to be on vacation for a while. I lost your rope going. Probably Europe somewhere. What? Eastern Europe? I've been going for six months, but I just texted you a picture of my micro penis. I'm hoping we get back. We got to go. Okay, talk to you soon.

Bye. Go on vacation. Go on vacation. But I found this one. Yeah, this is the easiest way. Hop into a hammock. And hop into hammock and watch your friend float up into the sky and drop right on your midsection. His own is to go on an extended vacation. I've had a friend that broke out the friend's own successfully.

One of my students, shall I say? No, you shant, say that, you shant. Say that. It's, it's, it was my student, and it was us. Yeah. Yeah. In fact, it was me, I was the student. I told was teaching myself all these tricks.

The three months he moved to Brazil, and that's where he lived for three months. I had a situation where I broke out the friend's zone and I did it by moving to a completely different country. Oh my god! It's the easiest invite I've ever heard. I thought we were getting to text. Yeah.

Okay, now we're spending thousands of dollars to go on an extended vacation. Quit your job. Go live in another country. Hey Barbara, it's Brian. I moved to Venezuela. Let me know when you're ready to hook up. I'll come back. Hey girl, it's me.

I just got a place in the North Pole. I'll talk to you in a couple months. Let me know when you're hot for this cock. All right, love you. Shh. Man. Let me know when you're hot for this cock. That's the next message I would say.

Oh, maybe you think I'm wrong. He left it out of the country for a year. To a couple of friends. There are plenty of fucking fish in the sea. You gotta stop that shit. It's a yeah, like just going and living somewhere else for a while and it makes a massive difference on the way that somebody interacts with you.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, there's no interaction. Where's that text message you were talking about? It's option number one sucks. You, he said you can't skip. He said you can't skip any of these steps. You have to leave.

Move, tell your mom and dad goodbye. Leave your, leave your, snuggles and home. Buy snuggles. I'll be back in a couple of months. I'm sorry, I just really wanna hook up with this chick. Ha, ha, ha. But I left some food in the pantry.

I guess that's why he started it by saying he really need to think about this. That's right. You're gonna need to go out of the country. You're gonna do a lot of money. You're gonna need an airplane. Anytime you need an airplane involved in getting a girl, it's probably not worth it. Shared.

Option. If you're like, no, I can't, I can't possibly because of my job. That's fine. You can just go away for a couple of weeks, but it's not gonna be as good. And it will turn it to, to go on a week because of my job. That's fine. You can just go away for a couple of weeks, but it's not gonna be as good. And alternative to going on with your face. Oh my God, this is like, that's gonna be as good.

I had no idea how crazy this video is gonna be. Yeah, you're not gonna, she's not gonna lust after your loins as much, unless you just move as far away as possible. And for as long as possible. For as long as possible. I suggest 10 to 15 years. Two decades, it's really the,

it's kind of the sweet spot. Yeah, if you come back as a 62 year old man. She'll be divorced by the real party. Marry and divorce someone else. You can swoop right in. Yeah, you swoop right in on that family and you just say I'm back. Did you miss me?

Oh, Brian, I've been waiting. Yeah. Can be signing up for a course that takes up all your spare time, right? The goal is, you need to spend less time with your friend. Now this is because people get too familiar with each other, and if you're spending every time with each other, you're actually cementing the idea of you being just friends. We need that friendship to kind of start to break, right?

We need to take that. No, not right. Right. Right. You are literally telling people on a YouTube video friendship to kind of start to break right we need to know right right right right you are literally telling people on a YouTube video to pick up and move their lives that you could go on vacation for three or four weeks but that's not gonna work really if you got to get as far away as possible for as long as possible so that they can hook up with their friend. Their friend. Listen, ask her if she wants a kiss one night. And if she doesn't, take that as a sign,

you're probably, yeah, move to another country. For a year. This is the most insane advice I have ever heard on a video. And we watched 10 Frankie V videos. You want to meet an invest in it, it's the long sweet. And this is stupider. I know. And the only way it can break down sweet. And this is stupider. Oh no. And the only way it can break down is if you don't communicate as much.

So we're such. There is no up yet. Go to your room, but I'll cut you again. There is no step one. No better way to get a girl than to stop talking to her. No better way to get a chick than to stop talking to her. Just to stop, cut off communication altogether. And move. Trying to kill communication without than to stop talking to her. Just to stop, cut off communication altogether. And move.

Trying to kill communication without just being rude and ignoring them. Having an activity across a vacation, something going on, that is a very good justification for a communicating less. And I would say it takes a class. For a year. I'm taking a 24 hour class on how to be an asset. I won't be able to talk for the next three to six years. For a while, I won't be able to see you as often.

I'm totally gonna miss you, but I'm really excited about doing this thing, right? So we've set that we're gonna separate. During that thing, you need to transform. So you gotta try this. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha You need to go to the Transformers stuff. That's up to you. Yeah. This is fucking crazy.

It's fucking crazy. You need to be exactly the opposite of who you are today. Oh, every year. And now you're going to completely transform. What is this rocky floor? We're going to move to Russia and get ready for the big fight. I mean, this is insane. This is insane, Odie.

I love this. I can't believe we have stumbled upon this guy. I'm dying to know with the rest of the star. Oh, man. Yeah, this is. He wasn't kidding when he said you needed to think. Adam the liar is the new Frankie B. He just cemented himself as the new Frankie B. Yeah, that's rocky on the top of the mountain.

I wish I didn't move so. I have no place to live. No, sorts of income. I haven't eaten in seven days But Adam the liar told me this is gonna work beautifully Kids give us skip a step One of the country you need to have wild experiences and try new things if you're studying a new program You have to come out the other side of the program bigger and better and bolder the whole wild experiences Yeah, it's gonna be wild when you're living with the better and bolder. The whole wild experiences. Yeah, it's gonna be wild when you're living with the dogs

of Costa Rica on the street, because you have no money. Come back barking. Rahe, this whole place is like a cocoon and this is an evolution. The idea is you are now a different person or at least somewhat changed. Or at least somewhat changed.

So it was now completed this toss. You know, well, if you're not totally changed, at least you're somewhat changed, but it is better if you're all the way changed. Exactly. Yeah. She didn't like you in the first place. Remember, you're just friends. Now you're looking to be lovers.

It's a different thing altogether. You got to get in fighting shape. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If you're Jewish, you become Christian. It's like Gabe comes straight.

Gabe comes straight. Gabe comes. Yeah. If you come back, Gabe. She's going to love you. She's going to love you. All right. All right.

All right. All right. One way for two months, or we've done a three months training course, whatever it is, we haven't communicated much during this time. We've not ignored them, but communications reduced to maybe every other day. Every other day.

Every other day. Often you talk to your friend. I mean, Chrissy and I talked every day. We talk every day. And it's a bad example because we're both married to people that we love dearly, but let's just assume that Chrissy and I are

were friends way back then. I mean, it's still like communicate every other day. That still seems like a lot of communication. Yeah. But we have evolved and with this next better person, we can move on step two. During this time, we need to do active on social He's gonna tell us that everything that we do

Shit in the woods with this German Shepherd yesterday I'm doing wild things. Shit in the woods with this German Shepherd yesterday. God bitten by a spider and my whole face blew up. That's the same pair underwear on for 26 days. But I'm taking a course on how to cleave my own clothes. Friends, when we're evolving and doing new things, that needs to be pumped up on social media. Your friend is gonna miss you being in touch with them.

And you've told them so it's completely justified, but they're gonna start to miss you. And we need that missing element to trigger attraction. So they're gonna miss you and they're gonna start cyber stalking you. What is he on to? Right? Why isn't he- What in the good fuck is this guy saying?

They're gonna start cyber stalk you know them to cyber songs. You absolutely want them to go crazy in the head over you moving to another country to live with the dogs that goes to Rika. What is this guy talking about? I mean, wow. Have we ever heard advice this insane? I mean, it's like I got a 20 year plan.

This guy. To get your friend to suck your dick. It doesn't seem all that worth it to me. It's just like, you might want to just say. Yeah, you just might want to stay friends. He was right at the beginning of the video. Yeah, you might want to think about this one. Otherwise, I'm going to make $1 million. Chrissy is at six years.

That's right. Is this the wildest vice advice we've ever heard on the commercial. We're the wildest advice. Frankie's seem tame now. He just talked about getting in shape. Oh my God. Yeah. All he wanted to do was make some devil eggs with avocado.

Oh, avocado. And when they see that you're doing cool stuff and you're hanging out with cool people and you're becoming a better person, that's gonna create a little bit of jealousy in them. They're gonna be happy for you because they're your friend, but they're gonna start to miss you. That's great.

This is gonna get some of the ones on. That asshole. Look at all that funny stuff. It's all that funny stuff. Look at all those funny stuff. With all those doxins down there and Costa Rica. I wish I could drink water right from the springs eating coffee beans.

I don't think this is crazy. They actually have for you. You guys see where I'm going here? from the springs, eating coffee beans. I mean, this is crazy. They actually have fear. You guys see where I'm going here? No, I don't see where you're going here. Exactly. Feeling of missing out of the bonding chemical that you had together that is disappearing,

and they're trying to pull it back by looking at you online and realizing that you're meeting other people and that you're awesome. So now they've got an actual fear that they may lose you forever. By the way, this guy said he did this. He did this. So he has the audacity to think that some chick, some friend of his, that he happened to

hook up with after he got back from moving, wherever he moved from, was cyberstalking him, believing, telling herself how wonderful he was. I find it hard to believe anybody misses this guy If he left my ethos fear I'd be like good ridden. Yeah, good for him good for you move somewhere else Pellier bullshit over there. Yeah, you need to transport yourself when we get to step three This is where you stop communicating them and again, so you're Yeah, you're communicating every other day. Now you go back to five times a day. Well, that's when you re-interdit.

You literally text them 12 times an hour. They're going to love you. Tell them how awesome you are. You've gotten better looking, strong. Your dick has grown by six inches. When you land, she's going to be waiting spread-eagle right on the tarmac the plane is gonna pull into her vagina

and you're gonna post it on social media to get your next friend to sleep with you now move to another country and rinse and repeat. Your life's pursuit of fucking all your friends is soon to be an achievement you have in your belt. What is the text message still? Not sure. And you come back and you don't text them right away. The very first thing you do is not to text them. The very first thing you do is to set your life

and back to catch up with you. Oh my God. Get a new job. This is a highly elaborate plan. This guy is literally insane. Get a new job. Yeah. To yourself.

The world. It's me. Adam the lion. I'm back. Don't tell Casey. Not yet. Not yet. I don't tell him. I'm not ready.

I need to settle my life. I need to settle my life. I probably need to get an apartment again. Change my clothes. Eat a few cheeseburgers. And then I'll be ready. And if they text you, you can respond absolutely, but again, we want to keep a little bit of distance.

And that moves on step four. Oh my God. This is the text message. Oh, this is it. Oh, here it is. Hey, exclamation mark. It's been ages since we've chanted and so much has happened in my life.

You've texting her every other day. And now you're saying this for the age. Hey, exclamation point. Don't forget that. Don't skip any steps. Hey, it's been ages since we spoken so much has happened in my life. Oh, because of you. Yeah, since two days ago.

I do take someone every other day and not tell them what you're doing. I mean, I'm married to someone. I'm married to someone. And it's like, I have read out of things to say and it's like, tell her what I'm doing. Yeah, that's what we talk about. How about I take you out for, and then here you're gonna put an activity.

It's very important there's an activity. It's not dinner and a movie, it's an actual activity. So it's, how about I take you out for bowling a bowling Start off strong use your ace in the hole Yeah, thank you shoes it's smoky bar. That's right. Tell her Not a nice dinner in a movie. You wanna go to paintball? You literally wanna shoot her.

Because you just spent the last two years suffering around South America. Being a drug mule for the Naco cartels. This is the best. He's reading, by the way, you can tell he's reading, so he has written these things down. This guy has an elaborate plan that he wants to share with you. And this is insane. You have to be insane in the head to move to a different country,

to impress a woman who never wanted to sleep with you in the first place. It's crazy. And I love it. And then you're going to take her bowling. Yeah, you're going to take her place. It's crazy. And I love it. And then you're gonna take her bowling. Yeah, you're gonna take her bowling. Yeah, that's gonna be your big move. That's your big move.

That's your big move. Yeah, not a picnic in the park. Not invite her down to where you're living to see all this brand new stuff you got going on. Fly to Paris, none of that. Nope bowling. But it needs to be an activity, not dinner or a movie. But do you think dinner might be better?

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A escape room, dinner, and bowling. Yeah. We're gonna go bowling. Followed by escape room and dinner. Don't skip any of these steps. It's the trifecta of getting your friend to sleep with you after two years of living in a different country. Okay. See, a dinner and a night out. Now, what we're doing here is if they've missed you so much and if they were that much of a

good friend, they should jump at this opportunity. I didn't put a specific time, but I've created a discussion. Yeah, they're not already married by now or they're not married. I'm not married. I didn't put a specific time, but I've created an extension of it. They're not already married by now or in a couple of relationships. You've been gone for a year.

You left here. Yeah, you total cock-knocker. You didn't explain what exactly, you didn't explain exactly what happens. You didn't explain exactly what happens if someone gets married or that's another boyfriend. The time you get back. But it's like you get back. Yeah. Can you imagine the disappointment if you followed Adam the liar's plan here? And then halfway through your extended vacation in South America like two

years in. Your star cyber stalking that's right. Estate because that's what I'm doing. I've triggered them missing me. I've triggered I've removed the bond from being as close as it was before so that no longer than gonna feel like I'm just like a brother or what have you to them. They're gonna feel that they just miss me and they wanna spend time with me, they're gonna see that I'm 11 up and I'm becoming a better person, I'm doing all this awesome stuff, and they're not gonna wanna get left behind. And now, after being busy and ignoring them, I'm reaching out to you.

You're making a huge assumption that some chick, I know you're talking about, right? But let's just say whatever, guy, girl, you girl, he, she, it, them, whatever. You're assuming that they are going to stay in stasis, waiting for you while you go change your life. Yes, cyberstalking you. You're making a huge assumption that that person doesn't have enough of their own gumption to change their life also,

having nothing to do with whether you left or not. This is such a do-she- Really? We have to know what the fifth step is. Yes. And I'm offering them more than anyone else's ever had. Well, the fifth step is get laid, obviously. Yeah, I'm like, you get laid.

I'm like, you get laid. I'm offering them an activity and a dinner and a night out. If we're good friends, they're going to say yes to that. And now I've got the, on a special issue. Now you got it. Now I got you a special I got you like a shepherd took I'm imagining at the end of the night out at the escape room is when you attack yeah

Yeah, I got you or lovers now I'm imagining at the end of the night out. The girl's like, it is so good to have you back. I really missed my friend. I want you to meet my new boyfriend. I think he's gonna ask me to marry him. You're gonna love him. And then you're like, oh, that really sucks.

Oh my God, I'm sorry here. Broom. Broom. Broom. That is the power of that text message. They've essentially agreed to coming on a date, even though it's not an actual date, it's framed like this. You shouldn't speak on the phone either.

Yeah, don't talk on the phone. You've been gone for years. That's right. Do me a favor. Don't speak a dinner either. Yeah. Only speak a dinner every other question. I think that's it. Oh. Only Speaker did her every other question.

During the day, specifically at the night out pop. So we've had fun at the activity, we've got loads of stuff going on. We have dinner and at dinner, we talk about the activity and we have so much fun and we catch up and I tell them about all the stuff. That's right. to catch up with you. We can talk about it while we were bowling. That's right. So let's decide. I said. So where have you been for the last year? Ah, questions later.

There's a plan. And it includes me getting on top of you later. I want to hear about them and everything they're doing. And then when we're hanging out in the night out, having some drinks and we're laughing and joking together, I'm going to say, while I joking together, I'm gonna say, while I was away, I realized something. This is a fantasy.

This is not a plan. This is a fantasy that this guy is having. Yeah, and he's, you gotta be careful about saying this kind of stuff out there. That's why I'm glad we're the commercial break. And I hope that no one takes us too seriously. We're getting them information. Yeah, well, we just said,

we're never gonna give everybody but anybody any vice at all Oh, man, I've not been honest with you throughout our entire friendship You're beautiful There's something I never said you before I really like you Because before you say that you should move to a different country. Like, wouldn't it be the first thing you would say?

Longer the better. Yeah, the longer the better, the further the better. Wouldn't it be the first thing that you would say is, hey, I am just sharing with you that I think we're in the friend zone and I might just want to give her the try and see what she says. Have that conversation. If she says no, it's unlikely to change no matter where you move. It's not that I'm afraid anybody's actually going to take this advice, but I'm just checking. I just want to be sure.

But I've decided I'm not going to go through life holding myself back anymore and denying the truth. Now, we're going to pause at this point. This is very important. I didn't profess my love. I didn't tell them that perfect. I didn't say I've always wanted to be with you. The only thing I've held back is I'm,

you don't tell them the truth. Don't tell them the truth. Remember, Adam the liar says, never tell the truth. That's a bad way to get involved with people. We're told them how beautiful I think they are. And, but I'm not gonna hold back anymore and I'm just gonna tell the truth. Now we're going to pause and we're going to let them deal with it. Now if everything's so deal with it.

You're beautiful. So deal with it. Now what do you have to say to that? What? What is she doing? You have a kid on the way? Oh no. I moved to Argentina because of you. I wasted two years of my life. Dear, where did that? Don't correctly. They're usually going to respond to the compliment.

They're going to be like, well, I think you're attractive to or they might say, wow, since you've come back, like, done correctly, they're usually going to respond to the compliment, they're going to be like, why I think you're attractive to, or they might say, wow, since you've come back, like, you're right. Done correctly, they're going to respond with a compliment. This guy is fantasizing, big time, Chrissy. It's too weird. I love this guy. We found a goldmine.

A goldmine. We back, you're really different. I really like it. That's what we're off to, we're off that transformational process. That response, wait until our responses begin. That's gonna let you know what this was. He's wearing a ghost book through C-shirt.

Why, I just, that's just that. Nine times out of 10, if you do this and you do everything, I've said, this is actually gonna work. And then I'm gonna be like, nine times out of 10? Where did you get this information from? How many friends do you have that have moved to different countries

and followed these five steps? Because I would like to meet one of them. I would love to have Adam the liar on our show and defend this video. Defend what you're saying here. Because I have no idea why anybody would do this. This seems like a long way to go just to get somebody in bed. It seems kind of silly. Yeah, they're friends with them. Like just tell them. I think you're beautiful. Do you think hookin' up might be a good idea? No? Okay. Yeah. Okay. There's another girl out there. Yeah. Front like, you know, there's something amazing about you. Like you're changed. And then you can roll with that. And then from then on, it's dating like normally. You can be like, I have.

Oh, then there's no problem. You're back in the string of things. You just took a four-year detour Through Somalia together Tell her you're about it And now you're dating no issues whatsoever. You're back in the game. Oh You have to do is go round your ass to get to your elbow. Oh, Adam the liar. Oh, that was, that was a lot. I don't even know what to say.

I really have just shocked, shocked by what we heard. I did not watch, but. After all of that bullying, earn escape room. I mean, that might be the best after moving away for years and then Trans completely transforming your life. Yeah Then what do you do you go bowling of course you do of course you do Well Adam the liar does it again. I feel like Adam theyer is going to be back on the commercial break real soon. Like maybe next day if I said.

Because this is just too good to be true. Yeah. You don't find videos like this often kids and he has a whole channel full of them. So I'll dig through. I'll get some more. Hey, listen, Chrissy and I have a really good idea. We want to do a random TCB. Random TCB. And this is how a random TCB, random TCB.

And this is how it goes. You send in a topic, one topic. No preface, no pofus, all you have to do is just send in a random topic and Chrissy and I are gonna opine on it, having no facts at whatsoever about that topic. So do us a favor. Texas at 661-237-8296. You don't have to say anything, just text us the topic. And Chrissy and I are going to do a whole episode dedicated to making up, I did, making up facts, making up random facts about random topics.

I think it's going to be a lot of fun. Also, later on this year, we are going to have one of the world's foremost experts on psychic readings for pets. I need you to send in a picture of your pet. That's what I need, a send in a picture of your pet. That's what I need. A picture in a name of your pet. And we are going to do psychic readings with the one of the world's foremost pet psychic. Chrissy, I'm really excited about this one. Yeah. So special guest coming up later on this year, but I need to, I need to, some time. I need some time so I can turn my best friend into my lover.

I'll be gone for a year. I'll be gone for a year. Don't worry, I'll be back with real life. New episodes real soon. Thank you so much for all of the love and support. Tell your friends, leave a review. Support our sponsors. It's all for a good cause. Chrissy and I. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha All the audio you know where to find us on Instagram at the commercial break youtube.com slash the commercial break and again 661 the word best the number two why oh Yo, oh, Chrissy. I think that's all I can do today

I think so I think what I got to do now is I got to go work on the studio. I love you I love you Best to you and best you out there in the podcast universe until next time. Chrissy and I do say, we always say. And we must say, bye! I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared you