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Episode Date: July 8, 2026

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On this episode of the commercial break. That's right. A little bit of everyone. You know, the best parts? Only because the timeline is limited. If I could Frankenstein us together, sew us together and make one big frame set, then we would be unstoppable.

Just imagine Zahn's titillating appeal with Bexter's huge cock and my gamely looking legs. And then we wrap it all together with Ice White's won award-winning personalities. No vagina would be able to resist the temptation in any set or any frame. No. It would be the pinnacle of pussy. Game set match. Game set snatch, Chrissy.

The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Good 30 at the morning Oh yeah Cats and kittens Welcome back to the commercial break I'm Brian Green This is my dear friend And the co-host of this show

Chris and Joy Haudley Best to you Chris Best to you out there In the podcast and streaming universe Cans out, yams out baby Summertime here in the studio So Brian's got his freshly shaved legs Out for all to see

Go to YouTube.com side The commercial break For all the sexy sexy All the What do you want to call these? I don't know. I can't even lift them up off the chair.

Like I'm having trouble with my own legs. The sexy pegs. Pags out, legs out, baby. I like yams. I like yams. That's what my aunt used to call them. You got a nice pair of yams. My mom always said, Brian, you've got some great-looking legs.

That's what she always used to tell me. I think in part to make me less self-conscious about all the hair that. It was on my leg, but she used to say, you have some really good-looking legs. And I was, so one day I was like, really, Mom, honestly? And she's like, honestly, they're like, if those legs were on a woman, you, and I was like, Mom. Those legs were on a woman. Thanks, Mom. That's good to know.

That's good to know. I'll take it. Whatever. Well, I'm married. I'm happily married. I'm to worry about, you know, who's looking at my legs anymore. And Zendaya is married, apparently. Oh, yeah.

Tom Holland and her tied the knot. It's official. One of her friends, one of her best friends, said it on a podcast. There's been a, it's like an open secret that they've been married because no one's seen any pictures of them married. Yeah, that's what I've read the little tidbits about. And Taylor Swift is getting married this weekend. This weekend, she's getting married, supposedly, at the Madison Square Garden. Yep.

Which just takes. That's low key. Yeah, that's low key. Takes a set of balls, the size of Toledo. I mean, really, to rent out the Madison fucking. Square Garden for your goddamn wedding. Obviously, the only person in the world, she's like Unitarian. You know, there are no such thing as like Universal Pop Stars anymore, right?

Everything's siloed. It's hard to reach across the aisles. Right. Taylor Swift reaches across the aisle. She does. She is a Whitney Houston, Michael Jackson level celebrity. And so she's one of the few, I think, that probably could do this and it doesn't feel completely obnoxious, but it does seem a little bit obnoxious.

How many people are you going to have? I don't know. I was just reading a whole thing about it. Like a thousand guests, I guess. A thousand guests, you could do that at your home in the Hamptons. Yeah, and then all the people that come with that, I guess, you know, for hair makeup and yada, yada, yada. Okay, two or three thousand people. They're all going to do their hair and makeup at the Madison Square Garden? I don't know.

I don't know how it's going to work. I don't know either. And then not to have cameras there is like the douchier part of it. Everybody signed like an ironclad NDA is what I was reading. Actually, I read the office. opposite. I read that the NDA does not have much teeth, but that you, they're asking you, because they're all celebrities and everyone's friends, they're not putting together some like crazy NDA, because apparently that might turn people away. They might be like, and if I ever say anything about it, then I'm going to get sued

by Taylor Swift. So apparently there is no teeth to the NDA. They can't actually sue you if some, if you say something or something happens. So, but I mean, if, listen, Taylor, Travis, it's been a public affair the entire time. You're getting married at the Madison Square Garden. Put it on pay per view. Let everyone see it. Exactly. And just let it happen. Let it be our version of Lady Diane Charles. Exactly. Totally agree. I think that there's no doubt this should have been handled differently. And unless, I mean, who knows? Maybe we all wake up to Instagram. It's all the sudden, or TikTok, streaming this live. Or tonight, Disney Plus puts up there, you know, Taylor and Travis tomorrow night. Who knows? But you would think that somebody would have said something about this being a live event at some point already.

So, I don't know. I don't know. I guess it makes sense, though, too, because you know how all those celebrities that get married outside always have the helicopters coming over and getting the shots. I get it. It's tough. It's tough. And you can't invite a thousand people and keep it a secret. Those two things do not live in the same universe, keeping a secret with a lot of people. So, well, okay, well, good luck to you, Travis. I'm happy for them. I remember years ago when we were sitting here in the studio, it was just breaking that they were dating. And I said, I hope they make it. I did too. I said, I hope they make it. I said there's going to be a tough thing to do because they're both celebrities and the amount of celebrity that Taylor had at the time. And Travis wasn't necessarily that well known. Well, now Travis is on, you know, every Rice Krispies commercial and every diet Coke commercial and everything. His parents are everywhere. Those guys have me. His brothers everywhere. Those guys, those people. In that orbit have made so much money because of Taylor Swift that if Travis ever strays from that relationship, he is an immense shithead. Oh, yeah.

Who is just as dumb as dirt. And I don't think he will. But I will say that I will give you the heads up now, Travis. Do not stray one inch from that relationship, like a fucking puppy dog. You'd be right next to her. And if she's rid of you, well, then let her file for divorce and you'll get half of it. But otherwise, you stay loyal. like a puppy dog. Don't ever leave Taylor Swift. And listen, I, and also, you don't want

the next six albums to be about you. Well, that's true. And her fans to hate him. Yeah, that's true. There's probably a lot more Taylor Swift fans than there ever will be Travis Kelsey fans. But right now, they're all in the same team. So while you're in good spirits, you know, there's got to be a, I bet there's a preempt 7,000 pages long. Probably. There's got to be. Oh, you know there is. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Taylor's not taking her multi-billion dollar empire and just handing it to someone she's getting married to. It probably was a long engagement because they needed to negotiate a pre-empt. And I bet how do you do that?

Like, how do you live in the same house and then have your attorneys like negotiating a pre-empt? That's got to be an alternate universe that you're living in. Yeah. Yeah. I know. My wheels are turning, just thinking about it. I mean, hopefully they just say, hey, let the attorney sort it out. Let's not even talk about it.

Yeah. But you got to talk about it at some point. Your attorney's going to call you. You know, attorneys are like that. They're like, yeah, she doesn't want to give you the house in the Hamptons, you know. And he says, well, you know, okay, give her the house in the Hamptons. And then the attorney calls back and says, yeah. Well, hopefully, though, it would be whatever they came to the table with they would leave with, you know.

Typically, that's how it goes. Yes. Yeah, with celebrities and preempts. It's like, whatever you came into the relationship with, you leave. anything that was created inside the relationship 50-50 or 60-40 or whatever the percentage is. But, you know, I know I have a friend. He said he's well-to-do and he's been through two divorces and he's about to get married a third time. And after the second divorce in which that relationship, he created a lot of wealth.

He went to his business partner. Now, mind you, there's a very, there's a lot of money at stake here, right? and he says to his business partner, I want you to write up a draft operating agreement clause that says that if I get married again, I lose all rights, all my shares, the second I say I do. Really?

Yes. And the guy goes, why would I do that? And he goes, so I never get married. And now he's getting married again? Now he's getting married again. Yeah. But I mean, obviously they didn't do that. No.

But I don't even know if that, you know, why would you do that? But, you know, divorce is nasty. it's a contentious thing. I was just telling a story on my Instagram, which is currently going viral, about a friend that, you know, divorces, they can be particularly gross. And we all know someone who's been through one that's just been a heated, fiery affair where all the emotions run hot and people choose sides. And there's a lot of friction. And there's a story in my own universe like that. There's a number of stories like that. But there's one in particular that I was thinking of two Venezuelan people who were married. They created children.

They had some success together and then things soured and they got a divorce. And the divorce was very contentious and there were children involved and it got nasty. But a couple of years later, everyone moved on. Like, you know, she got remarried. The lady that I know got remarried to another Venezuelan man. And then someone's saying that they can't hear anything. Is that true? You can't hear anything?

Maybe this is why people aren't paying attention to us right now. You can't hear anything. Oh, okay, can you hear us now? This is why people are coming in and out of this live. Can you hear us now? Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry about that. Well, we just did an entire episode where no one was listening to us. That's what I was wondering why no one was here today.

And I kept seeing people come in and out. And I'm like, I wonder if we're just boring today, which is probably true. Can you hear us now? They saw your leg. Yeah. I can't tell who that is. Is that Shannon? Shannon, can you hear us now? Shannon, okay, let me know.

And I'm so sorry, I thought it was because of my legs that people were going in and out. We had, like, I don't know, I guess. Anyway, okay, let's see if we fixed the sound issue on the stream. I apologize about that. So this lady gets remarried to another Venezuelan man. This is like years after she had had this contentious divorce. Okay, all right, good. Now everybody can hear us.

The years after they had this contentious divorce, And then the ex-husband fell on hard times. So what did the ex-wife, the lady I know, and her new husband, two Venezuelan people, what did they do? They reached out to this guy and said, come live with us until you can get back on your feet. He was like going through like a really bad time. It is in immense, immense, I don't even know how to describe it. like a token of humanity that you would help someone in their time of need, even though you had been through this really stressful, really friction-filled thing.

And I'm so humbled by the fact that Venezuelans act like that. Right. But that's not typically how it goes. And when you have 150 lawyers on your team, you know, if those two ever get divorced, it's going to be a showdown. It's going to be a showdown at the OK Corral. That's why pre-nups are in place. So there isn't that drive.

afterwards. But listen, we all know, there's going to be drama if they get divorced. Well, yeah. What's the over-underland? Look at Brad and Angelina. I mean, their divorce lasted for like 10 years. A long time. Yeah, 10 years. But they had 30 children. And the vineyard. The vineyard. The vineyard is the bone of contention. It was. Yeah, because she sold her half to like a oligarch or something. Yeah, yeah. To like a big vineyard. Yeah, like a dude. Yeah. a guy that Brad didn't want to be in business with. And so he sued her saying she didn't have the right to sell it to someone without his approval. And then a whole thing. But it's a fucking vineyard, Brad. Give it up. He quit drinking anyways. You don't need to finger. Yeah, no. But something

bad went down with that whole thing. I mean, all the kids have changed their last name. They don't want anything to do with them. Yeah. Well, because he's on an airplane throwing wine glasses around. That was that incident. Yeah. And then I guess maybe just all the ensuing years of the divorce. I think my take, my read on this. They weren't even married for so long. Why did they get married? They were together for a long time. Yeah.

They get married and then four years later they're double. Yes. Why? Number one. Number two, you know, listen, Angelina has always seemed to me to be, first of all, a good mother. Humanitarian. Yeah, humanitarian. A very, a big empath.

But third of all, um, driven by. sensitivities, right? I mean, she dated Billy Bob Thornton. That was like the weirdest fucking relationship in the history of relationships. He's one of, he's a, an interesting dude. Brilliant actor, but an interesting dude. And she just seems prone sometimes to, uh, I want to be careful about how I say this, because I'm not talking about like women in general. Don't take this as a generality about women, but like driven to drama sometimes, right? But Brad also, I think, is a hard-charging, hard-partying actor type who gets into character and doesn't leave that character. And I also think he's part of the big boys club, the George Clooney, Matt Damon, you know,

Leonardo DiCaprio. And I think they party hard. I think they love hard. I think they fight hard. I think all those things. So you add in both of those very sensitive people into a mix and then you throw alcohol and possibly drugs into it. It's a recipe for disaster, especially when there's children involved.

And then you're flying these private planes back and forth to Italy or whatever. you're doing. There's no stability for the children. They're all just all over the place, you know, going all over the world. It's a big mix of different kinds of children. They're trying to find their own place and their own pack. It's, it probably has. One of the daughters was just just graduated from college here in Atlanta. Georgia Tech? No, she was at, um, an HBCU. I can't remember which one it was, but Spellman. Spellman? Yep. Spellman, yep. Spellman or Spelman? Yeah, Spellman. Is Either Spellman or Morehouse, I can't remember. Either one of those is a good college to go to, whichever one.

Yeah, I mean, and so it's probably just like a bit of a shit show, I would imagine. In my mind, like when I think about Brad and Angelina, in my head, when I'm laying in bed at night, and I'm ruminating about Brad and Angie. You know, I imagine a drunk Brad, you know, storming around a big private plane with a bunch of children who are just children, just being children. and him getting mad and you know there's Angelina has some attitude or she's giving him some shit because of something that he did like you know being hammered around the children 24 hours a day yeah and they're just yelling and screaming and Brad throws a glass and you know it all goes to hell on a hand basket but you can't behave like that around children you just can't no you got to if you're going to drink you got to hold your liquor uh around kids especially because they see that shit and it affects them for a lifetime and now none of them want anything to do with you and can you imagine how Brad must feel he probably feels like you know I don't know I don't know If I'm Brad, I'm like, yeah, okay. Well, kids don't like me, but at least I don't have to worry about him anymore. You know what I'm saying?

At least now I can go out drinking with my friends. At least now I can have the private plane to myself. Do you know what I'm saying? All right, okay. Well, he lives a different life than I do. It's not, I would never leave my children for alcohol. No. Unless.

Unless. Unless. No, I wouldn't leave for alcohol. Drugs probably. Alcohol never. drugs. You draw the line at alcohol. I draw the line at booze.

But then again, I don't have a vineyard I'm fighting over. Do you know what I'm saying? Like, there's no private plane for me to go running around it and doing his stuff. Delta Comfort bulkhead seat is as close as I'm getting. I detest the guy who's drinking wine on a plane. Actually, Angelina, I'm with you on this. Fuck the guys that were drinking wine on an airplane. That's a shitty thing to do.

That's a douchebag thing. The more I thought about that guy on my flight yesterday. He really got under your skin. He really did. And I hope I never see him again. Sometimes I see the same flight attendants on the flight. I don't think they know who the fuck I am. But sometimes I see the same ones.

And I just feel for him because they got to deal with a lot of shit. Oh, God. You know on the plane the other day for the first time? I have never seen this happen on one flight I've taken probably hundreds in my lifetime. The pilot, after everybody boarded the plane as they were like locking the doors and getting ready and stuff, the pilot came out. And because I was in the first row, he came out, stood right next to the first. row with the microphone was talking to everybody. He was making jokes. He was having a good time. He did a whole little show. He's like, we have any first time flyers here? Just raise your hands.

And like, you know, I think there's a couple people in the back that raise their hand. He's like, great, we got some swag. We got some wings for you. He's like, I'm wearing mine. It's my first flight, too. And you know, do we have any nervous flyers? Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And, you know, I think a couple people raised their hand. He's like, don't worry about it. He's like, you know, when the plane goes up and down like this, it doesn't mean we're going to fall out of the sky. it just means we're more likely to get into an accident. No, I'm just kidding, everybody. I wonder if he came over from Southwest.

Southwest used to have the joky stuff. I don't fly them anymore. But when I lived in Nashville, they had new presents there, so I would fly them along. No, he was, you know, he seemed like a veteran Delta. I think that we had a first-time Delta pilot in the co-captain's chair who was flying the plane because he said, we've got a great new pilot with him. us, you know, great pilot, new with Delta that's here, taken over the wheel today. I'll be flying

with him, blah, blah, blah, blah. When we got to the gate, he overshot the gangway. And so it took a good 15 minutes, because you can't just like back up a plane, right? And they don't have the things waiting for you if you're not getting pulled out again. So there was no, there's no trailer there or whatever you call it. There's no, you know, ramp jack or whatever they call it. And so the people had You should have seen the dance they were doing with that gangway. It was like moving all over the place to try and angle it in. And then when we were leaving, the pilot goes, sorry that it took a minute.

First time parking. And the pilot was like, it's okay. We got there safe. That's all that matters. All right, let's do this. Let's take a short break. And when we return, Zon Perignon, oh.

Zon Perignon. Not to be confused with Don Perignon. Don. Don. Did I say Don? I say Don Paranyan. Don was a great guy. He made some great champagne. Dony Pete. And if you're here and you're wondering why my legs are out, my cans are on, cans out, yams out, baby. That's it. Dom, Zon, Parignon, and Mystery, the two pickup artists we have talked about ad nauseum here on the show, managed to get on a Zoom phone call together with two other douchebag pickup artists. to 70 people, 70 views so far as a year end, 70 views on YouTube. That's twice as much as we get on YouTube, so I guess I shouldn't complain. They're on a Zoom phone call. They're on the Zoom together.

They're answering some questions from the audience. I'd love to share some of that with you because I think it's important information we all need to know. Right. Let's take a... PUA's unite. PUA's unite. Like Power Ranger. One small limp dick!

Power, you know, power PUAs unite. Hmm. All right. Not a wet vagina in the house. All right. We'll be back. Let me do something Brian has never done. Be brief.

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podcasters. See, Brian? That really wasn't that difficult. Now, was it? You're welcome. How do what? Are these two making sense? At least I didn't so. None of which are great. Just watching some videos on the villages, keeping up with all the comings and goings of all our good friends are down at the villages. This is one big fucking party, Chrissy. No, not a fucking care in the world.

Not a fucking care in the world. You've fucked the seven generations under you by completely ramshocking the rest of the earth. You know, capitalism run amok. And now put in the install to king to make sure it protects all your tax brackets. And now you're down at the village is doing drugs all day and partying all night. I love it. I love it for you. Congratulations.

White people, you've done a great job. All right. Okay. So, Zonparing, Jan, and mystery or two pickup artist, Chrissy, in case you can't remember a year back, so last time we did one of these videos, we've been talking about Zon is a particularly interesting character to me. Zon is more interesting than mystery,

because mystery is just a douche, you know he's a douche, but Zon is kind of like a, seems like a little bit of down on himself character. For a guy who has such little self-confidence to call himself a pickup artist is a little strange. But let's get into it. The two of them, three of them, four of them. There's four of them on a Zoom,

and they are taking live questions from the audience here is one of them. It's your story of when another person on this panel showed some highly impressive pickup and seduction skills. So share it. So that they want to do is there's four pickup artists on the Zoom, and they want each one of them to share a story about how another person on the Zoom

was absolutely top of their game, just like last night in the USA soccer game, top of their game, going for it. And so I cannot wait to hear these stories. They're going to be great. Let's get into it. Chris, you're going to learn something here. Hmm. I've seen. Do all the, does mystery look as bloated as any man has ever looked? Yeah, he's not looking good. Is that? That's on. That's on. That's on. He looks terrible. Yeah. That's ice white. That's ice white. Come on. You don't know ice white.

It's like vanilla ice white. Hmm. Look at him. First of all, he's never without a cigarette. It's 2006, the guy's chain smoking. Those glasses look like he's about to go skydiving. They do. You know, you know, the guys that do indoor skydiving.

Yeah, we did that. I know. Glasses we got. I've seen some game. All of you. How much time you got. And those veneers are terrible. yellow and stained.

And what is that jacket? I bet it smells like. Seaman and cat hair. I've already talked about it. I've already talked about it. Dexter. Don't you remember? My name's Bexter.

Well, a blaze, you had your three-way makeout on the beach in Spain. Three-way make out. On the beach in Spain. Did he call somebody Blaze? He called someone Blaze. I think it's bad. I think it's bad.

It's ice white as it blaze. Three-way make-out on the beach in Spain. I have done more exciting things on a Tuesday. It's not, okay, you made out with two girls at the same time. I got kicked out of a bedroom with two girls at the same time. You did. That's right. But at least I, you know, well.

Yeah, four-way. There were three girls. So it would be a... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Make sure we count it correctly. It's four. Four-way makeout. All four of us.

making out of the same time. I had two fingers in my own ass. They were giving me a hand job while I was sticking my toes up their ass. It was awesome, Chrissy. Four-way makeout, right? Me plus three girls. Wow. Yeah.

Dexter is arguably... What was the original question? The original question was, name a time when you saw another person on the panel. Panel. They're not on a panel. They're all in their closets hiding from their wives who hate them. their jobs. Their wives never go anywhere with them because they're like, I don't want to be seen in public with you. Name a time when they were at the top of their game. When you saw them

just like at the absolute pinnacle of douche. Greatest PUA I've seen in field, if only he'd follow up on the girls he gets. Wow. That's a good. Wow. He said Zon's probably the bad. Ah! That's a good. That's a good. endorsement. Wow. I just want to point out that my newest book is for sale. This is called Loneliness in Canada. Adorsment, man. Who's the second best mystery? It's the second bus. It's me. It's me. I know. Right. They're just going to sit around. They're going to rank each other. Yeah. They only think these guys pick up as each other. And I haven't seen you, ICE, but you have a girlfriend who I have.

seen, good for you. I mean a wife, rather. Oh, hey-do. Who I have seen, so good for you. How proud she must be of all of your accomplishments in the world of pick-up artistry. You're now in an elite panel. The closet panel. Yeah, an elite panel of broom closet zoomers. And Zan, watching you game where you are titillated by her, which I've seen,

You know, in other words, you were in front of the right set. In front of the right set. What? When you're in a room full of sex workers, and you've got that gold credit MX out, oh, you're titillated. You wrap. You have frames that you set,

and the frames you believe, because you're telling women how you view the world. world. Wow. Wow. I view the world. Is that one that lives in Transylvania or whatever? Yes, I do. I live in Yugoslavia. And I made or wrote two books. One called I almost died at my own hand. And one's called I soon will die at my own hand. Not just a frame. It's your beliefs. And they fall into your frames. Yeah, that's true. That's true, brother. Yeah, I fall right into my frames in my sets. When I, when girls are falling into my frames in my sets, there's nothing like it, quite frankly. It's a sight to behold. When I'm in front of the right set and I have my frames and I'm believing everything, then really, I'm in, I'm a hundred for a hundred, Chrissy.

A hundred for a hundred. And I have no fucking clue what we're talking about, but I am framing and setting as we speak. to these beliefs uh wow with with a big smile on their face so here's the commonality that you all share oh choose your words carefully now everyone's waiting for the next word breathlessly you all make your women laugh yeah you all are comfortable with them you're cognizant of their comfort levels right? And you make your women laugh.

Speaking of women, does it just me or does mystery look like a 70-year-old woman? He does. He has lost any form of a man. He just looks like an old woman. Yeah, he does. All the way to the bedroom. I attempt. How do you know that? Make a laugh all the way to the bedroom. How do you deal with that? To take parts of all of you. and incorporate it into my game.

Zahn, I'd take your dick. And his jewelry. I'd take your wife. Bexter, I'm not sure what I'd take from you. Quite frankly, I don't like you very much. I rank you five on our panel here. But vanilla ice white, you've got a beard that no one can resist. Let's be honest.

You do have some Cheeto dust in there, but that's okay. So my game has improved by watching you guys work. I've seen you all work in field. And it's been... Work in field. Oh, my God, guys. You've taken the most... You've taken the most exciting part of single life,

which is the moment that you get somewhere and you see someone that you're attracted to, whether that be a party or through a friend or at a bar or at a bar. on the street or at a grocery store or in your case, you know, someone carrying groceries. Yeah, your neighbor. Whatever it is, you've taken the most, and you have made it the most mundane-sounding, scientific, it's like an apparatus. It's not like that at all.

And I think you're just making it something that it never should be, never is. And then repackaging it and selling it as if by following the steps you'll create. the magic and that is never going to happen. It's not a set or a frame or a, I don't even know what these guys. The terminology is just beyond me. Obviously a pleasure. Mixed Venusian arts. That's right.

A little bit of... Let's go back and see if we can understand what that was. I don't know. I didn't understand it either. Let's see. Mixed Venusian arts. Mixed. The Venusian art?

That's right. A little bit of everyone. You know, the best parts? Only because the timeline is limited. If I could Frankenstein us together, sew us together and make one big frame set, then we would be unstoppable. Just imagine Zahn's titillating appeal

with Bexter's huge cock and my gamely looking legs, and then we wrap it all together with Ice White's won award-winning personality. No vagina would be able to resist the temptation in any set or any frame. It would be the pinnacle of pussy. Game set match. Game set snatch, Chrissy. Game set. The positive.

pinnacle of pussy here on this call. Otherwise, I use all of it. You know, indeed. Wow. Who keeps going? Wow. All of them do. They're like neat.

He said neat. Neat. And you want me to believe you get laid on a regular basis? You never stop learning, huh? Like, never in 20 years ago, we had Mysteries lounge back in the day. Remember? Remember? Remember? I was happy back then. I had money and a wife. Yeah.

Yes, sir. That was cool. I owned by and it's gone. It's gone. All that convent. We now have one on school, though. That guy. Bexter, could you shut the fuck up for a moment? Who invited Bexter? He's not even in the frame all the way. I know. He's like halfway out. He's like,

Uh, uh, he's not. Wow. Fucking invited Bexter. I told you no Bexter. This guy's a real asshole. He's harshing my vibe.

He's not adding anything. No. It's called attraction unleashed. Ah. Ah. Fantastic. A name like no other. Attraction unleashed.

Adjection. Unleashed. When were they saying that they used to have Mysteries lounge? Yes, but I don't have it anymore. I went bankrupt. Yes. Got foreclosed on. But now we have attraction unleashed. Yes.

And we do it here on Zoom. I'm in the bag of the grocery store I work. I'm taking a smoke break. Oh my God. By the way, ground round premium at the deli counter. $1.99 of pound. Come see me. Chuck Smurling's world of pickup artist groceries.

Wow. You should join it. Wow. Wow. I would totally enjoy it. Yeah. It's somewhere to get your phone. back into pickup.

You know, if you have a question that needs answering, there's hundreds of guys with answers for you in that forum. Hundreds. Hundreds. They're all hanging out together. It's just Bexter with different usernames. Fucking Bexter. Fucking Bexter.

That's why he's half out of the frame. Yeah, that's right. It's all AI Bexter. He's fucked up my lounge and now he's fucked up my artist on leash or whatever the fuck you call it. That's your action. Yes. Oh, my God.

Mystery? You're needed at the loading dock. Mystery? Sorry, guys. But check me out on my next Zoom phone call at 6.30, when I get my legally required 30 minutes. Canadian law, you know? Here's a memorable one for you. When we were in Barcelona, the same place that I did the four-way makeout, right?

Hey, Blaze, no one asked you. The fuck are you doing? I'm on a roll here. I'm blowing smoke up everybody's ass without actual words. And now you want to go telling stories. There was a documentary crew there filming, and I'm not going to name the documentary, because I don't think all in all were a big fan of it.

Because they cut out all the best bits, right? We thought it was going to be a balanced documentary. They were going to show infield footage. we had women's science. It was called the jinx. Oh my God, wait. So there was a documentary crew filming the pickup artist?

Yeah, I think I know. But they don't like it now. They don't like it. No. They cut all the best bits. Yes, I think it was Vice Magazine who did this, if I'm not mistaken. Good for Vice.

I actually now work with some of those guys. Good for you. Disclosures agreeing to be on the camera and so forth. Right. Mystery. Met a woman. and his girlfriend at the time tolerated, you know, that he needed to demo for the camera, right? That's kind of what we were doing. We were demonstrating for the camera.

We also had, I don't know, ew. Nothing like demonstrating actual in-field, you know, things while also getting the women to sign off on the documentary. You know what makes life a little bit easier when you're picking up women? A crew of cameras following you. So I said to my then girlfriend, I said, hey, I know we both got a bad case of chlamydia and the hotel didn't work out. It wasn't exactly what we expected. But this documentary film crew back here is wanting to sign an NDA, and I'm going to go demo, sets and frames. For my brand new idea, attraction, unleashed.

Wow. Wow. Wow. Whoa. All right, we're having too much fun. Let's take a break and then we'll be back. I'll get back into character after these commercial messages. After these messages, we'll be right back.

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Why won't you look at my body? Why do you cheat on me? Don't you love me, Frankie, babe. Action, I be. But I just can't find a lady who wants to be my girl. I've been getting new. I'm living with my daughter eating tuna from a can. Why won't you look at my baby?

Frankie, babe. All right, back to action. Nice one. Can you guess your story of when another person on this panel showed some. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Mystery. met a woman and...

Okay, we're back with Zahn in the elite panel of Pickabata. So far as them blowing smoke up each other's ass and... There's been no real... Telling stories. Yeah, there's no point to the video, actually.

His girlfriend at the time tolerated, you know, that he needed to demo for the camera, right? That's kind of what we were doing. We were demonstrating for the camera. We also had, I don't know, eight students, 10 students, all of them paying... Also, I'll be at the crab apple auditorium playing Lincoln in the smash hit play, Lincoln versus vampires. He does have quite the beard.

Four score and many years ago. Thousands of dollars each there watching Mystery. I was there. Bexter was there. And there's a film crew. Fucking Bexter. And Mystery meets this woman, beautiful, super. attractive woman. I actually spoke with her at one point as well. She was...

I was first. Yeah, I, actually. I. I. Extremely attractive, extremely smart. And within a matter of 10 minutes, 15 minutes, mystery had her on a couch, and he was kissing her, and he was conversing with her, and her face was lit up. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That's not at all how it happened. No. No. No, no, no, no, no. So hold on.

We're at the beach in Barcelona. Just want to get this story straight. We're at the beach of Barcelona, documentary crew following you around with NDAs in hand, ready to sign. Students. People paid thousands of dollars, girlfriend on the side.

Right. With a raging case of herpes. Everyone's having a good time. And then out of nowhere, the documentary crew rolls up a couch. And mystery and this woman fall madly in love in just a few seconds of conversing. I actually talked to her first. It's my idea.

I told mystery, let's get a couch. We'll put you down on it. You can kiss and make up her face a light up. In between words, they were swabbing spit like the girl on 90-day fiancé. And it's all on film, but we don't like that film. They cut it. They cut it. They cut all the good parts.

It got the part where we actually hooked up with women. Fuckers. As a matter of fact, we were ready to get that film out to, you know, the juries at Cannes Film Festival. And then Bexter forgot to sign the paperwork. He played solid game. He didn't try to do anything too aggressive that night, although I do think you had some intimate. Is he turning pages? No, he's like fiddling with them.

He talks with his hands like I do. Moments with her on the beach. And to see that, to see him perform on the beach with a couch. On the beach, with the couch. That's clearly where you put a couch. Yeah, I've been to Barcelona. I don't remember seeing too many couches on the beach. But it's Spain.

I'm not throwing it by any of this. I'm not saying he's lying. I'm just saying he's probably not telling the truth. Pressure. With that spotlight on him, I mean, you want to talk about performance anxiety. You know, this is as high pressure as it gets, you know. So. And when he handled it well?

He ended it fantastically. I don't remember. The man with the goggles on. The man with the flavor saver piercing, the goggles and the guy who looks like a 70-year-old woman, making out on the clearly comfortable couch on the beaches of Barcelona with the documentary film crew all around. and no performance anxiety there. Hard as a rock. I was fluffing him

while he was conversing with that woman, which we all do from time to time. Don't be embarrassed. New York City. When Neil Strauss's book, The Game was going to be out, we were in New York City. And New York City, back when I wanted to live, back when I had the will to live,

we were in New York City when Neil Strauss's game book came out. out. No, not the famous composer, the other guy. No, not Levi Strauss. It's not the gene company. It's Neil Strauss. It's like the game. Yeah. I swear to Saddam. Shut up, Bexter. Wow. Wow. And remember, Niraj and you and me and Neil? Mirage. Ah, good old Mirage. Literally comes and he goes. Sometimes you see him, sometimes you don't. It's amazing. He's Mirage. Vanity Fair and GQ magazine were following these guys,

following around. And the big cameras, remember me in Montreal and the big cameras following us around. Montreal, what? Vanity Fair. GQ. GQ. GQ. I thought they were in New York.

What are we talking about now? Was Vogue there? Anna Wintour was following you around? taking advice. Who's these people? That was a big thing back then, man. What? What was the big thing?

The big cameras in Toronto? What are we talking about? Why were there big cameras in Toronto? And why is that a big thing? These are guys, listen, this is sad. You know why it's sad just a little bit? It's sad because the glory days are gone. Mystery had a television show on VH1.

He was on Conan O'Brien and Jay Leno and Dave Letterman. The guy legitimately. had some fame. Well, the mighty have fallen. Yeah. Only I think it, you would appear that he was in on the joke, but I think that everyone was kind of laughing at him and not with him. I don't think anybody was believing that he was a master pickup artist.

He was just pretending to be one. And I remember Neil's, Neil being completely nervous because he had to demonstrate to Vanity Fair or GQ magazine that night. He had to show him a set in, they wanted to follow him around. He's like, all nervous. Remember that? Yeah, he didn't want to be pushed. That's vanity.

Hey, man, show us a set. Go ahead. Well, I'm kind of nervous because it's not actually true. None of it. I've never heard it. Yeah, I've actually never tested this material out. He didn't want to be put on the spot. Exactly.

That's right. You know, show us your skills, kid. Yeah, show me to God. Yeah, exactly. He didn't like that pressure. take that thread. If someone points out of hot girl, I'll go and meet her. I can also filet a salmon in about six minutes.

I'll go and meet her. I'll go and meet her. I can go and meet somebody. What's a big deal? Hey, nice to meet you. The name's mystery. Oh, you're a sweet old lady. Who's knocking on the door?

You know, if she's my type, I'll go and meet her. I wasn't there for, I wasn't there for this set, but I remember Bexter one time going into a set, and he was dealing with a really, really testy woman who within seconds of him opening the set, she grabbed his straw out of his drink and tossed it like this for her shoulder. And Bexter didn't even flinch. She just kept running whatever routine he was in the middle of,

as if he didn't even see the straw go flying. That was a sign. She didn't like you. Bexter has this amazing ability to keep talking, even after a woman is left. That's what I appreciate about Bexter. What I appreciate about Bexter is, woman or no woman, he's hitting on something. Him in Mirage running around Toronto hitting on each other. And that mystery, she's a nice woman.

I like her. She's a nice old lady. In 10 minutes, 15 minutes, I don't remember the exact timeline, but he spun her around to his favor and got the digits. I don't know what happened from there, but I remember watching that. Hey, you want to play a game? I'm going to put a blindfold on. I mean, spin you around real quick. I'm going to pin my digits on your ass.

It's like been the tail on the donkey. Oh, Baxter. Baxter, I never liked you. I don't know why you're here. I thought mystery moves the straw when he... He thought it was a magic trick. God. That's cool, mystery.

Blame Canada. Blame Canada, man. Right, Canada. Nowadays, you have to blame Canada for sure, huh? Oh, why does he have to for sure playing Canada? Is he banned? No, blame Canada. Oh, but yeah.

I don't know. I can imagine sometimes these guys, they get themselves into a pickle. Yeah. You know, when you're just running around a country, you know, verbally assaulting all the women. Yes. Do you remember in Russia? We were out on the patio. Do you remember in Russia?

No, Baxter, I don't. Never happened. And it was still light in the morning because it was that time of day when we were, were in the country. And it was amazing that we were doing it. It's on YouTube. It's on YouTube. It's proof of it. It was proof that it was light outside. There's a sun. It was the time of day when it was light outside. It was light outside. And then I came outside and I said, I'm going to do a set right here, right here. No one, I don't care if there's anyone here. I'm going to do a set. And I did a set. It's on YouTube, the daytime.

And that's my story. Thanks, Baxter. He's doing, he's moving straws. He's moving bottles. He's, you know, doing amazing magic. And there's a crowd all around. This girl's like pulling her face off nearly. It was crazy.

What? And then this... Were you in a rave? Yeah, what are you doing? She's tripping her face off. What? In the day? It's dangerous.

And every time he's moving the straw, he gets the straw out of their drink, right, at one point, and passes it to me, and I put it down, and we look over and there's about 20 straws on the table for how many sets we'd be running. Yeah. Boom, boom, boom, boom, sat, sat, set, set. I got a story.

You remember the time when we did one straw, and that October was 20. Mystery, remember. Yes, Bexter, shut up, Bexter. So the whole club knew us by the end of the night. That's amazing, man. By the end of the night, I thought where was the day? Yes, day time.

It's great. It's great. Who invited this asshole? It's in the field if you just... Instant value demonstrations. You know, but there are men here who've been listening to us speak this whole time. And still haven't gotten the fucking word. of encouragement. Thank you for tuning in and being a part of this. That need to get out of the

house more and play the game. It's fun. I mean, we do it because it's fun. You got to remember that it's worth the grind. It's raining out. It's snowing. You act like you're going to dig diamond mines in Africa. You're pretending to hit on people on camera so that you can sell it to other guys. It's not a grind. It's as much of a grind as the commercial break is. I mean, let's be real. Worth the grind sometimes. Sometimes you're going to come home alone and wonder why you left the house in the first place. But if you just keep grinding to find, you'll find the next bubble. Grind to find and then find a grind. That's what I always say. Grind to find and the diamond mind, as my dad used to say, but this is a different kind of grinding. Sometimes you're going to, you're going to

grind to find that you come back to your house to grind on your couch because there's no one there with you, but that's okay. Love. And you'll get to meet some beautiful women and change your life. It's pretty important. Yeah, and the good guys, the good guys don't blame themselves. If they go out and they talk to girls, they were sincere, they did their best attempt, and it doesn't work.

They don't blame themselves. They don't blame the universe. They blame the universe. They didn't make it happen. they don't say I could have been taller or, you know, more funny. They just say, okay, that didn't work. I tried. That's the best piece of advice anybody's giving.

But I have found that of all of the pickup artists we have reviewed. Yeah, Zon. Zon sometimes has a piece of wisdom that is actually makes sense, but I wish he wasn't such a douche about all the other stuff. But yes, if you go out in the world and you come home alone, and it just didn't happen for you, you didn't find that special person, man or woman or dog or whatever the fuck. Not dog.

Dog. No. What did that come from? Dog. We don't screw dogs. Cats, however, that's a different story. Goats. You know, some countries, it's legal.

So you go out there in the world and you come back with a different result than you would have anticipated, you would have liked. That is life. It is not you being a failure as a human being. It is just not the time. It's not the moment. You don't even blame the universe. You just said, you know, thanks for the good night out and we'll do it again next week. That's the way it is.

grind it, grind it to find it, find it to grind it. That's what I say, Chrissy. Which most guys blame themselves. Think I should have only been more interesting or I should have engaged her on an emotional level. And the guys who have abundance, they don't blame themselves. They say, oh, that didn't work. Okay, shut up. Stop while you're ahead. We liked you there for a second. It's no more. All right. Okay. Well, it's almost the end of the video. That was a treasure trove. That was. And I have another one of those videos, same group of guys doing earlier on in the recording. I have another one.

It's a little bit longer, so maybe we'll get into it next week. I mean, they never disappoint. They never disappoint. There's always something to just have fun with because they're such idiots. Yeah. I mean, honestly,

listen, I can appreciate that you took something rather pedestrian and you turned it into what you're calling a science that people buy. I can appreciate that you manufactured something out of nothing. And that there are probably, I would imagine that there is a person or two out there who have benefited from some of the advice that you have given. And as long as you're not assaulting anybody, right?

Then I guess at the end of the day, it is just doing what you do. But it just seems like you're misguided a little bit. All of it's a misguided. And then when you open your mouth, you can't help the laugh. I mean, you really can't. There's like 700 views on this video. in the last year. Uh-huh.

I can't believe 700 people tuned in. It's hard to believe. We're one of them now. Yeah, I know. We just gave him another view. Wow. Sorry. Wow.

Grind a fine, find to grind that pinnacle of pussy. That's right. We're going to Frankenstein us all together and make us one big pussy-eating monster. That's what we're going to do. Oh, those beaches of Barcelona. Ah, the beaches and couches of Barcelona. If you think the beaches of Barcelona are beautiful, you see the couches of Barcelona.

Right. Just a little off in the distance. See that couch up there on the beautiful mountain? It's been there for generations. It's Zon's make-out couch. Bexter. Fucking Bexter. Fucking Bexter.

Oh, my God. I'm going to start saying that one. I don't like somebody. I'll be like, fuck it, Bexter. All right, okay. Well, if you're live, I hope you have a wonderful holiday weekend. If you're listening to this after the holiday, I hope you had a wonderful holiday weekend.

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