The Commercial Break - Get Chucked!

Episode Date: December 7, 2023

Krissy’s back in the chair, and boy are we happy to have her! We’re easing back in with one of our favorites…Chuck & Love Connection. The queen is back! Krissy wasn't phrogging in Bryan’s crawl space Dog training troubles Steve-O’s clown mutiny The Dating Game Old dating shows vs new dating shows We bet Chuck has been to a few sunken bedrooms… Chuck was fuckin! Blue eyes and a college education, it’s a choice Finally chuck gets it Give this poor girl a chance This guy is just…mean? Nobody would do this in 2023 Did Andy Cohen try to revive this? LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Call 626.ASK.TCB3 and leave us a voicemail Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Producer & Audio Editor: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D**

We are not a middle-aged lesbian couple, and we're not gay for each other. Yes, we kissed one time, and yes, it was awesome, but that's in the past now. On this episode of The Commercial Break... Oh, that's a really nice thing for you to do on a first day. Yeah, you figure it. You figure it out. I don't want to do anymore. I don't want to deal with all the personal details.

You've figured out and I'll show up with my dick hard and ready to go. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Oh yeah, I can't think of anything. Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green and the Queen retakes her rightful place on the throne. Chris enjoy holding my best friend, my co-host, best of you, Chris. Best of you, Brian. I best of you out there on the podcast universe.

She's back. I'm here on the sixth anymore. She's back. Nothing has happened. You know, it's a call Hollywood reporter. Are we looking her crawl space? Yes. You're doing what?

What is that? What is that called? What? What are the people who are like living in people's houses? Oh yeah, frogging. Frogging. You weren't frogging. It's just frogging in my crawl space. Speaking around when everybody's asleep. Well, you did that. When we were single, when ready to mingle, you were creeping around my house in the middle of the night. You and my Yes, you and box. That's just following you eating a meal She was like oh That means I'm gonna get a link I did

The dopiest dog she had like those big jerky eyes and jowls and she would just follow you around like, woo-hoo, woo-hoo. And she was just a sweetheart. She was a sweetheart. She was a sweetheart because I think someone beat her into submission. Not my ex-wife. She said, here's the story.

So bots, which was a dog that my ex-wife brought into the relationship. She had, the dog was like a year old when I met Julia, a year, a year and a half old. Yeah. So, the dog was so well behaved. And from the first moment that I met the dog, the dog was absolutely attached to me.

It wouldn't leave my side almost ever. And so, she lived in this condo building, and I'll never forget, the first night I spent the night there, her trash was full. So, I took her trash out like a gentleman, I go down to the trash shoot. Oh, right. And I, as I get to the trash shoot,

which is like all the way at the other end of the hallway, I turn around and there's bots just fine, I didn't even realize. And I was like, oh my God, just was be out of here. You know, I've slipped out the door. So I'm like, wow, this dog is so well behaved. And she's like, well, that's because she went away to a training camp.

I'm like, what's a training camp? She's like, I don't really know, but my mom sent her because she went away to a training camp. I'm like, what's a training camp? She's like, I don't really know, but my mom sent her off for three weeks to a training camp. She came back so well-behaved. And I'm like, she'll probably beat the shit out of that dog. But the story was, the reason why the dog went to the training camp is because Julia left for work

one day, and she would leave bots, it locked in the bedroom or otherwise the dog would get into the couch cushions and knock stuff over and she had an apartment with some nice stuff in it. So she was just trying to keep the dog safe and the housing. She came home one day and the dog, she had closed the bedroom door

and the dog met her at the door and she got home and she's like, what the fuck, where did you get out? Like, no one was in the house. She walks to the bedroom door and This dog bots had chewed a hole in The door and let herself out literally chewed a hole in the door got so anxious that Julia had left that she

Walked out the door I've heard of the chewing I I've heard of like the, you know, scratching. I think that's probably what she did. Yeah, she probably scratched to go in that way. You gotta go in that way and then just use your mouth. Choose a lab and you know those labs. They have the worst kind of energy when there's little because it's so cute to watch them kind of fumble around themselves.

It is so cute. But they will destroy the shape out of your eyes. They will. Yes, and shoes. We used to have labs too and I remember. Did they eat your shoes? Yes, all of them. All of them.

The shoes had got eaten. The wood on the high heels was just too much. They had to take it. But the dog ended up being the sweetest dog in the world. I mean, really, by the time I knew it, she was just fine probably because she had PTSD. I don't know what they do with those training. We tried to send Bluto a training kit, but the guy was like, I remember that. I don't know what they do with those training. We tried to send blue to a training camp, but the guy was like, I don't remember that.

Yeah, he was like, ah, not doing. No, I'm so excited to work for this. This is it. We're gonna solve all our problems. We're sending it away. We're sending blue away. She's gonna come back and reform those. That was all I heard about.

That's all that ever happened because the guy refused to take her. He asked for a few videos in the behavior. He's like, she's un, she's, she can't, there's nothing to be done. He said, listen, bro. First of all, I got all big dogs here, and I'm a little nervous about that small dog

running around the big dogs. Second of all, the little dogs, no matter how hard you try and train them, oftentimes they just don't take to it because they're little bitches. And they don't want to do it. They're off the little bitches. And they don't want to. They're off to it. They want to do what they want.

That's right. You know, we're playing with the dog the other day on the floor. And like, we're playing like a little push and pull. The dog's old now. It's like, and she's not really old, but she's like eight years old. Hey, yeah. So we're playing a little push and pull with her like this rain. And then I love doing that.

I know they love it. And then I shake it around. Yeah. So she's got this, she's being like a puppy again, right? And ever she had, since she had that knee replacement surgery, she's like, it's just stupid as thing I've ever said. That's $20,000 knee replacement surgery for my dumb dog. So we're playing with her and then she's like playing with the baby and she's being

real sweet about it. And then 15 minutes later, she's just walking with the baby and she's being real sweet about it. And then 15 minutes later, she's just walking around the house with that hind leg up in the air. And I'm like, fuck, I just paid $20,000 to get that knee replace. I didn't pay it. The insurance did. Thank you insurance. Yes, all pets insurance.

Thank you very much. This episode's sponsored. I should be pitching them for the rest of my life. Right. Was it the same leg? No, it wasn't. But I had to actually go to the surgery center and bring her in there to determine whether or not

it was the other leg, because I could not fucking remember and even get asked her. And so I take her to this place. It's like Saturday afternoon. So of course I got to go to the emergency vet, which is where she got the surgery done. So I go in there and they say,

oh no, it's the other leg. Okay, but they get great. So you mean there's no coverage here. And she's like, nope, they guarantee the knee for a year. Oh, wow. They guarantee the knee for a year. As long as you take care of her in the first six weeks of recovery, then you're good. Like after that, it's on them. It's their work. It's the parts and labor parts. So I take her there and is soon as the doctor vet walks into the room, blue is perfectly fine. She's running, she's jumping, she's not putting her leg up whatsoever. It's like you call the doctor because you're super fucking sick and you walk in the door and you feel great, right? You're like, I feel so much better.

Or you take your car in because of that noise and it refuses to make that noise. Doesn't do the same thing. So I'm like, God damn it, Blu, it's $200 wasted there. And then I bring her back home. And then Monday, my regular vet called, I already went to the emergency vet.

You want to bring Blu in here? We'll check her out. And she's got her leg way up in the air. So I'm like, yeah, you know what? Actually, it's not fixed. So let me bring you in there. That was supposed to be this morning. I wake up and Blu and blues back over the place.

She's fine. And Chrissy walks in the door. She got that leg up again. I'm like, fuck. The fuck. Blue, stay consistent. I will say this about blue. She is not a bitch.

She is, she will not complain. She has literally had her head run over by a stroller. And she didn't, she didn't win. She's a tough, tough chick. That talks a tough chick. I could use a little bit of that in me because I get to flew and I cry for three days. I love, I love me. Actually, I don't love my mom.

I'm an astro. Oh, for a dog. When you had labs, would they, you had dogs all your life? Oh, yeah. Growing up, well, my grandparents had labs would they wow You had dogs all your life. Oh, yeah growing up well my my grandparents had labs How to bunch of labs like two at one time and then one dying they got another one and you know kind of continued on and then We had a lab to what my mom was a big animal lover so we had cats dogs fish What a we didn't do birds, but Birds are tough yeah

Yeah, yeah, if I think're a different. Yeah, different. If I think I hate blue for all her parking, get a McCollan here, whatever those fucking things are. Yeah. So yes, I grew up with dogs, all kinds of them. Cockerspania's labs, little dogs, should shoes, the... Did you like foster them or she'd like bring them in and you owned them?

Yep, we owned them. Oh, okay. It was a little surprise for my dad. Super bad. Whenever we get home. Well, your mom and your dad got married like seven times Surprise were divorced. Yeah, surprise. I want to marry you again. Surprise were divorced. Yeah, I can't imagine I would be like, oh my god another one Fucking please

I mean yet to spend as much food on our Spend a lot of money on like food and vets and all of that as he was doing on those very kids. No shit, it's expensive to own animals. And they are children, but there's one big difference that I've noticed between the 12 children I have running around here and the one dog I have. The children actually get to a point where they can tell you what's wrong and share with you what they're saying.

And you can manage occasionally to calm them down with a soothing tone of voice. However, the exact opposite of true is true of the dog because she can't tell you what's wrong. So when her hind legs up in the yard, I can't tell you she can't say, I'd hurt here, it hurts there. And she just barks incessantly

when she wants something she can't actually say words. So in some sense, the dogs become more difficult to raise than the children, and they're just as fucking expensive. Yeah. Luckily, the kids live a lot longer than the dogs do, or at least you hope that they do. So while you were gone, we interviewed Steve O. That is incredible. I'm so excited and I hated to miss it, but I know that you guys did a great job in my absence. I really wished that you were here, but Tina did a great job sitting in the seat. And I wanted to share with you that, did you hear, have you heard the episode yet? It just came out a couple days ago. No, I have not. So, Steve O shares this story about how he goes to the Ringling Brothers Circus Clown School, okay?

With the intention of getting a job, of course he does, because Steve fucking out. He goes to get a job at Ringling Brothers. That's why he went to the Clown School. But they refused to hire him, because not many people like him. He's just kinda acted like an idiot. So he manages to get a job in a new fledgling division

of the Royal Caribbean cruises called guest activation, which means that they're gonna bring clowns and other magicians and people, and they're just gonna walk around and make people happy. Oh, okay, right. Essentially. But Steve, while he may be good at his job

of activating guests, whatever that means, he is not a well-liked person amongst the other clients. So the clients get together and they vote him off the island. They say, if Steve O continues to work for Royal Caribbean, we are leaving. But Steve O's agent gets word from the management at Royal Caribbean. They're just trying to give him a heads up. Like, hey, we're not going to renew his contract. He's not working out. But we'll let him live out the rest of his contract, which includes going to train on the brand new Royal Caribbean, what a princess of the sea, the largest cruise ship at the

time in the world. So he has to go for two weeks and train with these people on all of these activations. But he knows he's getting fired and he also knows who fired him, like who got him fired these three blackouts. So Steve is like, fuck these clouds. I'm never gonna, I'm never gonna be on this ship again. Fuck these clouds.

So as his last hurrah, he calls Jeff Tremaine, the producer of, he calls the guy from Big Brother, which is a skate magazine, otherwise, who's looking to magazine back in the 90s, right? He calls him and he says, listen, I'm not gonna have this job anymore. I've already been voted off the audience,

so here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna get on a cruise ship and I'm gonna start walking around on stilts and then I'm gonna set myself on fire and do a prep fall. And I was like, oh my God, can you imagine? He didn't, they didn't end up doing it on the real Caribbean cruise line. But I was just thinking to myself, can you imagine Steve O is like walking on stilts outside of the Caribbean cruise? And I had this last night, I had this dream that Steve O and I were on

a cruise ship. And we were like, I don't know, having a beer at the bar or something like that. And Steve O goes, hey Brian, watch what I can do. And he gets up on these stilts. And he's on fire, his legs are on fire, the stilts are on fire, and he's walking around the cruise ship. And then out of nowhere,

one of my children comes and pushes him off the cruise ship. It's unfortunate to rise. And I was crying and yelling at my kid. Like, why didn't you kill Steve? Oh, what do you have against Steve? Oh, what Steve? I'll ever do to you. I don't know why my brain works this way.

Why was I dream about dreams are funny? Yeah, I really are. I have the weirdest, strangest dreams sometimes. I do too. Did I tell you? And I think we talked about this. One day, 10 years ago, 12 years ago. I have this dream about Lisa Kudrow,

but like the friend's version of Lisa Kudrow, right? So I have this dream that Lisa Kudrow and I have a night of hot, passionate sex. Wow. It was so all-encompassing, so deep, so intense that it took me three days to shake the dream. Anytime I thought about Lisa Kudrow, anytime I looked at another attractive woman, all I could see was Lisa Kudrow, and having sex with Lisa Kudrow,

it was this weird three day period of my life, I called the Kudrow Days, where I was just like, the Kudrow Days. The Kudrow Days. My Kudrow era, right. All right. And I could not shake this dream, Chris.

If you ever had a dream, you just can't shake. Like, if you've read a sex dream, you cannot shake. Yes. Yes. And it's usually about someone that's way unattainable, like Lisa Kudrow. Yeah, it's something that's really bizarre. Listen, Steve O's management made the poor decision

of allowing him to come on the commercial break. But if Lisa Kudrow's management ever makes the decision of having her on the commercial break, I'm telling her about the Kudro days because I must tell her about the Kudro days. Oh God, yeah. I think I went around. She'd be flattered, I know.

I think I was dry-humping couches if you're thinking about Lisa Kudro. I mean, I'm like a week and a half. I mean, do you get a little hot now when you see that, because I noticed on HBO now has the whole library of all of the friends. Oh really? It shows up in like my featured thing.

So I'm going to think about that. I'm going to think about your coup d'oeuvre days. Think about me fucking Lisa Kudro, like an absolute porn star champion. That was one of those dreams, you know, where I had her up against the shower wall. And I was like, uh, uh, uh, uh, you were able to live. Yes. I was able to live her. Now I just have to ask Astrid to stand up on the step

that we have inside there. Be stand up there. Can you do all the work? Because I'm a little bit older than you, and I'm not feeling so sharp right now. Is that at all possible? No, okay, well then let's just have regular sex. Like normal married couples do.

Let's take a short break. I got a fun one for us today. You're back, I want to ease you into it. Back got a fun one for us today. You're back. I want to ease you into it. Back for the second time in two months. I want to, I know. And so happy to have you back by the way. And I know the listeners are too.

We got a lot of it. I know, thanks for all the love and support. It was a sad, sad reason I was gone, but we'll tell that. Yeah, we'll get back it whenever you're ready. You can tell that story. But for now, let's keep it light and fluffy. Yeah. Let's talk about dating back then versus dating now. And what I want to more specifically

talk about is dating shows back then versus dating shows. Now, so we'll look at the cut. We'll look at love connection today. We'll do love connection tomorrow. We'll do the cut. All right, let's take our first short break and then we'll be back with more fun here on TCP. My Chrissy, hold these back everybody. Woohoo! Okay, Brian, shh. Let me give the people what they want. Our social media handles. Follow us on Instagram at the Commercial Break and on TikTok at TCP Podcast.

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and then a very, right now, in the now, the cool thing is to watch the cut. Okay. On the dating game, you actually had to go on a date with someone before you judged whether or not they were one for you. You had to spend time with them. Right. Now, all you have to do is just look at them or get one word out of their mouth and you can decide to press the button and they have to leave.

Please. It's so fucking shitty. I don't understand. And this tomorrow will review the cut. And when we do that, you're gonna see just how quickly judgmental these folks are. And it amazes me. Like how do you survive the dating world?

When literally you can say hello and somebody goes, nope, not for me. Yeah. See you later. Like spend a little time with me, right? Just spend an hour with me. Now, on the other hand, at the love connection, you had to meet some stranger at their front to our and then go spend a night with them. I don't know. There's some kind of middle there

that makes sense. It's like a coffee date we have to go on. Isn't that? And then on the other extreme, there's negative traction. Oh, negative traction. Are you just straight up or naked? I'm thinking that's the best one. Maybe. Let me show you my dick. Is it good? You like it? All right. I got no ass but my balls are all. Maybe. Let me show you my dick. Is it good? You like it? All right. I got no ass but my balls are fine. Cool.

Let's go on a date. I really want to know how those things work out. I wish they had a follow up episode. Maybe they do have naked attraction. I just never seen it. But today, let's review how dating was back then and then tomorrow we'll get into dating. How it is now.

Okay. Let's do it. Here's Chuck Wollary with another episode of Love Connection, I was trolling on the internet. As you do. Oh man, do I like to. And here we go, another fantastic episode of, what the fuck Chuck?

Let's see what Chuck has to say. Welcome to Love Connection. We're all fashion romance, these modern date technology. Oh yeah. Where you hear all the anime. Yeah, modern day technology. I guess it was just video.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure television had been around for about 60 years at that point. I'm not sure what he's talking about, but just like today, people use the word technology. It's like people use the word AI now, right? Well, infused with AI. Right. Really? Is that really a right? Well, and infused with AI. Right. Really? Is that really a selling point? You don't have AI.

Don't lie to me, Sprite. You don't have AI in your cans. That's not true. The ill of a first date. Sometimes our dates have a monthly ending. And the other time, there is just an ending. You know how you know this is from 1980? There's literally a minute and a half long intro.

Anybody watching this today is already bailed. They're already like, I'm not interested. Like many people are bailing on the show right now. Yeah. But it's always unpredictable when two strangers mean trying to make that love And now here's our host You've got to love the set design two that looks like it's like Valentine's Day Yeah, and has our big huge hearts

They end to like sectional couches and it looks like your typical 70s Sunken in family room. Did you ever go into a house? Yeah back in the day? Yeah, when they had the sunken in family room They had like a big circle in the middle of the family room which might maybe the kid which when the kids went to bed The adults played that's right. They everybody threw their keys in a bowl and started giving each other hand jobs Lay out the drugs, the round table. Hey Steve, great job. Coaching the kids on soccer.

Kids are asleep. Can I give you a hand job, Steve? I guess so. Let's go to the Sunkin' Family Room and get it on. My wife's gonna put a bunch of blow in the kitchen and pillows in the Sunkin' Family Room. What the fuck? Why? That's too bad. in the kitchen and pillows in the sunken family room. What the fuck? What the fuck? That's too bad.

While they're showing a crowd shot and two guys got really excited. They like stood up and clapped for a truck. That's a fan. Yeah, maybe Chuck's been to a couple of sunken bedrooms. A guy with a mask. Oh yeah. I bet Chuck was wild back in these days. Oh yeah.

It's got to be internationally so famous when the love connection was on, that you know, you probably have to assume that Chuck was fucking, you know? A lot of people fucked Chuck, that's just probably what happened. Or did he get the questions like, we were discussing their day that people get that are in the industry,

you know, like I'm really trying to get into podcasting Brian. What do I do? Or our friend Ray told the police over, and people really want to get into that. Jeff, my husband, people come to him with the music industry stuff. I still can't get over it. I wonder if Chuck got, you know, like, hey, can you match me? Yeah, hey, I really need to meet a woman because I've never had one. Hey, after all those criminal convictions, I'm having a really hard time meeting the

ladies. And since the internet's not around and no one will find out, you might set me up on a blind date. Yeah, or I wanna be a TV show host. How do I do that? I won't get over this. We met at Christie's house the other day.

And in the morning, and Jeff was telling the story, he runs this huge music festival called Mempho, in Memphis, and every year the artists get bigger and bigger and bigger. It's like a bonafide big festival now. And some people will call Jeff and be like, Hey, my kid's got a band. You think you can play Menfo?

Yeah, sure. No problem. We'll have it. Yeah, you can sing for dinosaur junior. Maybe you can come up and play a couple solos. Well, I have to see you all. Let's get started by meeting our first guest. Now, he's in the scuba diving, skiing, dancing.

He dates the police twice a week, and he says that most of the women he meets are always complaining about their problems. Randy Blanchard is in car sales. He's 34 years old, looks 62 years old. That's they all do. Yes, they all do. And also, it looks like a mass mass murderer if I don't mind saying myself

Welcome ranny black no one pays attention to their hair that much unless they're ready to kill somebody Sorry about the problems, I guess what the what kind of problems with these women? Well, basically your name that they've got it i mean insignificant things work uh... private life's relationships i mean the work private life it's a nificent things that you know discharge i mean these ladies got it on chuck i don't want to do with it

i want to go while we're driving down the wood or one. And that's it, quite frankly. Well, we're gonna problem. Yeah, listen, clean my laundry, do my cooking, give me head on the one or what. What else do I need to know? I don't wanna hear about your private life. Can you imagine being married to someone like this?

Like divorced. Oh, that's true. I don't wanna hear all about your private life. That's your life. I can't imagine. I think I have a friend who likes like this still to this day. Some are nothing. I mean, there's something you should just be able to throw off to the side and forget about, but they want to dwell on them. I don't know if they just like wallowing and sell things. They want you to help them.

Ah, those broads are always wallowing in their own personal problems. Ah, it's a jerk. Let me get my problems out first and then if we have time later on maybe we'll talk about your private life. He's like Ron Burgundy. He's like Ron Burgundy. I think we'll ferrule me and study this guy. I do. I just show him snap out of it. Put one foot in front of the other and go, you can't dwell on it. Shut your fucking mouth. I'd get over it. Yeah, for the third time in this conversation, do you have to talk so much? Ha, ha, ha. This guy is such a show business.

Oh my god. Forever. OK. All right, everybody, what happened? Yes. Chuck says, OK. Oh, this is going over like a lead balloon. Let's get on to something else.

Because I don't want to ask tough questions. Chuck never asked tough questions. Oh, no. He never pushes on. Well, there was that one episode where he kind of pushed back on the guy. Yeah. Studio audience saw Randy's three choices. They voted for one. We're going to take a look at all through them and catch you up today. First of all, Sharon, she prefers dating men with blue eyes and a college education. Nancy avoids men who are gold blue eyes in the college education, huh? So she wants a she wants their youth that she wants blue eyes in the college education that's a all right.

James and use hairspray. Kristen describes herself. Wait, the second lady her name is Nancy. She's 29 years old and she works Paging company sales. Yeah, the old pages. She's probably still at that job today. Self-confident but gullible. Now the audience vote was recorded yesterday. We'll get to that a little later right now. Randy's gonna tell us who he chose. I chose Sharon. She got Sharon. He got saved.

She's over at Sharon. That's nice. Yeah, Sharon looks lovely. She does. Let's see if she's got any problems. Let's see if she's got personal life problems. I don't want to deal with. Hi, Sharon.

Hi, Jack. Welcome to the show. Oh, she's already pissed. You can just tell by the way she said hi to Chuck. Hi, Chuck. She's over at Kelvin Hall, okay? All right. Tell me about the date.

Well, I'm basically new down here from Northern California. I moved down a couple months ago. So I called Sharon up. She lives all the way down in Costa Mesa. And I'd never been there before. How did I stop talking about your personal life and get to the date? So basically I told her, look, I'm putting myself in your hands,

just pick something for us to do. We'll have fun. That's about enough. Oh, that's a really nice thing for you to do on a first date. Yeah you've figured it. You figure it out. I don't want to do it anymore. I don't want to deal with all the person of details. You've figured out and I'll show up with my dick hard and ready to go. On a half hour away. Yeah, there's a little bit of a cruise. So I hopped in the old mobile, I drove down, came over to a house by the them mobile mobile mobile what's that

to square wheels on a horse came all the way down from northern California took me six years that did the Oregon trail in four weeks one of the biggest problems I was running into is she was wearing the same perfume that my ex-mother-in-law wore so if it was it was I mean I hate my ex-mother-in-law wore. So it was, I mean, I hate my ex-mother-law, she hates me. So it's so off at a real bad note to begin with. But I figured what-

I instantly said to myself, what am I doing here? I should be back selling cars and not worrying about her personal problems. Heck, let's go ahead and try and make the best out of this. So we hopped in the car. What the heck, let's try to make the best out of this. So we hopped in the car. What the heck, let's try to make the best out of this. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you, Chuck. Yeah.

Thank you for finally getting a pair of Cahonais and saying something relatively subversive, but kind of passive aggressive, to the absolute asshole who's sitting on the couch. The heck, let's see what happens. Yeah, let's see what happens. I figure I drove all the way down there. Let's give this poor girl every chance.

Oh, so what? Give it a poor girl a chance. Does it get serious? We're in a weird perfume. Her fume? By the way, she doesn't know your ex, mother-in-law. They didn't, they didn't cooperate. So make sure she had the same perfume on. You asshole. What a dick. We have, we have, we hopped in the car and she said, well, I've got this real nice restaurant picked out and we drove down to Newport Beach and we go to this restaurant. I knew we were in trouble the minute we arrived because we were the only people there. Hang on, just a minute.

Any comments? Hang on. Hang on, just one minute here. How is she going to say it? Let's talk to her for a minute. Don't worry about her personal problems, Chuck. There's nothing interesting over there. Sation, remember any of the conversation in the car? Or was there anything that's worth?

Yeah, Randy complimented me by saying, of the girls he chose, one was a beautiful blonde girl that looked like Elizabeth Montgomery, and the other was no competition at all, and then he liked my personality. So between beauty and personality, he chose personality so he started scoring quarts right away there. That's how I do it, Chuck. I like to tell him how it is right off the bat. Listen, you're ugly. But you got some dick-sucking lips so I decided right off the bat to choose you. And here you come with all your personal problems, your perfume, your vaginal discharge. Why do I have to deal with all of this?

I'm not gonna let Tepty on video, but Sponning in person. It's all I figured you know, I'd tell her what's on my mind and what I'm thinking. What I want to have to do is you get to the wrestling. So we got only two there. Um, the menu was real limited. Uh, she picked out the restaurant. You know, she's, she's a little dizzy, which is a lot like my ex-mother-in-law too. And.

Oh my God. Wow. Wow. Wow. Well, he's just hitting on all cylinders right now as I'm concerned. I'm firing away. I see this as a, if you were single, this is the kind of guy you would bring home.

It's this Jeff. What a dick. Yeah. What a dick. God, guys were terrible in the 80s. I know. Every episode we do is some machismo showvinik jack hole who thinks he was born to service women we go to this restaurant and have about the world's best service i mean there's

like one way to there with the only people there need to ask us silly questions like would you like a four you know something to eat with them what have you said the services for and it wasn't going very well but considering uh... randy it suggests we go on a picnic and shut up without a picnic basket or anything else in hand, it was what we were supposed to do on a moment's notice. So, but it was a nice picture on a moment's notice.

This was what you had. Right, basically, how are you? Well, thank God he didn't bring the picnic basket. He probably would have left you tied to a tree somewhere. That would not get a arc with that guy, for sure. I wouldn't get in the car with that guy. It's especially if he told me that I don't like you because you're wearing the same perfume as my mother-in-law.

I'd be like thanks for the notes. And you look hefty on camera, but in person, you're scrawny. Yeah. Is that a compliment? I guess it's kind of a compliment. You're a lot skinnier than you look in your pictures. Feeling about his personality of lunch now.

Well, let me tell you, Chuck, he's not the most exciting guy in the world. In fact, Randy's about as much fun as watching Paint Dry. There you go, girl. Yeah, get him. Get him. But anyway, anyway, I thought, well, hell, let's try Kissner and see what that's like. Let's try and fucking it and see what happens.

What? Oh my god, this is classic. Well, I figured I'd drove all the way down here, bad service at the restaurant. She smells like my shit-hows-ex mother. And you know what I'm gonna do? Have sex with her. Let's just solve all the problems. Let's put my dick in her mouth and shut her up.

Oh my god, Chrissy. This is crazy. This is awful. Not here. Well, I didn't. This is awful. Not in. Well, I didn't know what to do. It was either swim or let him kiss me. So I let him kiss me.

You did? Just a little one on the right here. Because I didn't know what else to do. I was a whiff. I should have just jumped in the water, I know. But anyway, you know, well, shame on you, too, that's shame on both of you. I was getting really bored. And I suggested, well, let's go back to your place and wait

maybe we can go out dancing later and do something. Let's go back to your place. I'm bored. I'm bored. Let's go back to your place. Can you get naked for me? No, not right here. What about your place?

Do you have any more of that perfume? I can throw it out the window for you? It was some kind of thrill somewhere. So we went back to her place and she checked the answering machine Which was lit up like a Christmas tree and she started making all these phone calls and you know the epitome of the date Was I sitting on the couch watching afternoon game shows, you know the typical load of what was happening with the day after New game shows what time did the start 9 a. Well, you start off in a bad foot anyway. You've got to do dates after 4 p.m. Coffee blind dates at 1 p.m.

You know what I'm saying? Okay, if you're going to go on on a date date, go after 7 p.m. Or if you have children after 4 p.m. But here's the thing, you can't expect to have a fantastic date that starts at 9 a.m. And you're going to a restaurant where you get bad service. Yeah.

It's the afternoon crew. Never go with the afternoon crew. No. It was probably like, you know, switching. I was probably a switch out, you know, like 2 30 or 3 right before the evening crew comes in. That's right. The evening show.

They're still selling last night special. You know, I ever go to a restaurant during the afternoon. It's already afternoon. Never do it. I remember Jack here that at this point, Randy might have thought it a wise thing to perhaps believe if he was just sitting on the couch by himself. But, no. Yeah, well, I considered it right,

figured I had driven an hour and a half. I figured try and make it work somehow. I mean, as long as traffic was real bad and I I didn't feel like going well, how did it end? Oh, wow. She just planted himself on her couch and didn't leave. What the fuck, Chuck? All right. She's totally ignoring him.

I know. It's doing answering machine stuff, calling people back and... He didn't pick up on it. Oh, he actually did pick up on it. He just made the the actual in the moment decision that it doesn't matter what this woman does. I'm not leaving this couch because the afternoon game shows are on. All right, let's take our second ring moving back into and to with more love. We'll be back in two and two with more love. With more love, good action. Hello again, my little podcast pals.

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Or no Love Connection. Well, he's trying desperately by just planting himself on her couch and not leaving but now else fails just on the couch and watch TV well listen I did that a couple times but the only reason why is because I wasn't legally allowed to drive I had to wait for the taxi all right let's hear for about this date well how did how did and, she had a, she had, and basically the same way it went, just mediocre. And as I took her out the dinner, you know, figured,

you know, let's take her out the dinner before I go. She had a phone call, there's an emergency from work or what have you. So, I bet she did. Yeah. I bet she did. You know what, I've got emergency. You know what?

Someone just shat on my desk at work. I got to go clean it up before my boss comes in. I'll see you later. Feel free to watch the Infinite Game Show! Check it. Home call was emergency. Oh yes. Get one of the emergency meetings.

Is it really? No, that was actually a fake. And that was Plan A of Plan A. Plan A. Plan A was my girlfriend's car broke down and I had to go pick her up, but Randy loused it all up by offering to go with me, so that didn't work. So that didn't work. Oh my god.

This is classic. Good for her. She had to try too. She had to try too. She had a car a car Emergency with her friend and then a work emergency and he's like no problem. I'll go with you. Can I bring your color TV? Can we record these afternoon game shows on your VHS machine? And I had plan B which my boss who was also co-worker

Pretend that we had a meeting so we went so he came and picked me up to go to this meeting. She had to get her boss to pick her up. And did he leave at that point? I'm guessing not. I mean, how much shittier can this situation be? I'd hope he gets the wall sometimes jump. But anyway, it worked out pretty well anyway because I ended up going to a club pretty close

to her house and I met a nice woman there and ended up- No, I bet you did. Yeah, of course you did. Yeah, it's club, yeah. It's clubbing time, it's five o'clock. Well, it's cocaine, it's cocaine o'clock. Let me get in there. Oh my god.

Don't turn me in the morning! And that was nice. Well, let's take a look and see who the audience is. well, let's take a look at the audience Chris the 85% wow I wonder why I didn't I don't know I didn't see the actual clips Should have picked the blonde She was blonde is that was the? See what the other woman is? Elizabeth.

Well. I just murdered four people. You look a little ticklet too. I know. God, he's creepy. I bet I, yeah, I'm not going to say it. Never mind. I bet I know what the current version of this guy looks like.

I bet I know if he's alive, what he's doing. If you want to take her on his... He's in the villages. I promise you he's out of the villages. I think I'll go with take her on, he's in the villages. I promise you he's out of the villages. I used to go out with Kristen, we'll be in the woods. Yeah, that sounds like the plan. Yeah, and... Yeah, why not? It didn't work out with the first girl who kept talking.

Let's go out with the second girl. Probably keep talking. Sharon, we're sorry that things didn't work out. We do have a nice gift for you. Thank you. And maybe we'll see you again. All right, thank you. Thank you.

And, Randy. Oh, Sharon, you've got a Ben nicer. A Christmas gift.. Thank you. Oh, Sherry. You're gonna have been nicer. Perfectly nice. Yes. Sweet. She just got hooked up with a real asshole. I hope they don't give him like a second show. I know. Well, they, you know, they're gonna ask him to do the second day. He said he would. Yeah. But I hope they revoke that.

Yeah, I hope they do too. I hope they give this girl a warning about what's coming down the pike. There's no one happens with that. And we're going to come right back another couple right after the stage. Oh my God. Okay. So that's the current. That is the 80s version of a dating show. They sent you out on the date. You actually had to spend time good luck getting the guy off your couch. I mean, imagine in 2023, a dating show saying go to someone's house and pick them up on a blind date. You'd have to have three or four security guys with you in 2023.

No one in the right mind would do this. I think didn't Andy Cohen try and revive this show? The love connection. You're right, I think there was something about that. Or something like that. And I think I remember watching it and feeling like it was good. Like it was, oh, that's funny, that's good.

But it never came back. I'm probably sure for security concerns. Right. This is insane and then to have such a douchebag, but we've reviewed so many of these episodes. I mean, probably six or seven to eat at this point, over the 400 episodes of Love Connection, and every guy seems like the same guy.

They're all show vanistic pigs who just think the world of themselves and can't stand the fact that the girl has a personality. Oh, right. Yeah. That girl had a personality and that's what he didn't like, I guarantee it. Ah! Oh, feelings, what about? Put those back away, I don't like those. Big and scary, like the dying of the sun.

I don't wanna see that. What is all that? All right, so glad to have you back, my friend. I'm so happy to be back. And I know, I hope you're back the whole time, but if you have to take some additional time off, we're here for you, we love you. So you know what you guys do.

You do what you got to do girl will be right here Slaving away Making 600 episodes a week for five listeners, you know, that's how it goes I don't know if you've heard of the podcast industry not doing so hot right now Spot of I just laid off 18% of their work for, 17% of their work for, that's insane. That's insane. Of course they paid all that money to all those podcasts or so. I'm not sure all of them worked out.

Yeah. Just now I see them in different networks and I'm like, oh, I guess I didn't work out with Spotify. Alright, tcbpodcast.com, that's where you go. You find out more about the show, Chrissy and I. You watch all the video, you can listen to all the audio of the entire library. It's right there, one location, tcbpodcast.com. You want your picky-fronting sticker?

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