The Commercial Break - Get That Makeup On...STAT!

Episode Date: August 18, 2023

If you think all women are hideous without makeup, I’ve got news for you, buddy...it's giving misogyny! Bryan and Krissy are never too tired for an episode of Love Connection, but this guy seems more interested in giving plumbing discounts to dads than in dating their daughters. Cleaning out the old hand computer Should Bryan & Krissy fight in blow-up sumo suits? A PPV fight with Frankie B People who make sex noises at the gym The Logan Paul fight Buffalo Wild Wings chicken nugget drama Taco Bell slander Supersize Me What the Fuck Chuck Love Connection It’s a mop top He thinks all women are hideous without makeup No makeup, no eyeballs This audience is fuming Slim hips would improve her social life Take my daughter and give me 20% off He’s a wimpy little twerp LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Producer & Audio Editor: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

I wouldn't do much for a Klondike bar, but I would do an insane, insane amount of things for a Krabbing Good. On this episode of the commercial break. Now I see why he said to John right? He's got all the ladies wrapped around his face. I mean, maybe don't use the word hideous. Maybe don't use the word hideous. I can start there. I can see John with one of those like eye things at night. You know this.

The black eye thing, yeah. And he's like, he wakes up and he's like, I'm asking. And we had a chance to get to the bathroom, yeah. Is there any make up on? You better get in that bathroom and put that make up on me. Oh my god, hideous.

The next episode of the commercial break starts now. I'm gonna get in that bathroom and put that makeup on. Be- Oh my god, idiot. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Don't start me in the morning! Oh, yeah, Casaggettons, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green, this is my dear friend. And the beautiful co-host, Kristen Joy, hopefully, best of you, Grizzin. And Vasey Brian. Best of you out there in the podcast universe.

And the Hilaria! Welcome back! Right! Okay, I'm gonna clean out the computer because there's a lot of stuff that... I'd say clean out the computer, or clean out my phone because there's a lot of content ideas, content... Your hand computer?

Yeah, it's my hand computer. Not even gonna make a joke, it's just that's too easy. I'm not even gonna say it. Yes it is. Uh, mm-hmm. Master and I, our new favorite couple thing to do is dig at each other by sending Instagram posts, talking about what we really want to say to each other. But then putting it into laughing emojis so it'll be like, you know, so let me give you

an example, you know. I'm gonna LOL that. Here's a real, right? I'm just pretending like I'm making up a real right now. Every time my husband goes to the bathroom, where are you? You sent me that one. The Titanic one.

I put it on our Instagram. I thought it was funny. Yeah, but I mean, you know, so there's all these couple memes that are a couple of reels, couple of memes that everyone would call them, they're all out there and they just like digs at, like little stereotypical digs of men and women, right? Um, there was one, the funniest one that I saw.

My wife, if I don't unlock the car within 0.0002 seconds, right? Oh yeah. And the wife is like going like this. That's my tear. I'm like, you have within 0.002 seconds. Oh yeah. And the wife is like, going like this? That's a, ah! That's my tear. I'm like, you have to just automatically click, click. I know. It opens it all.

Well, I can imagine that that would be frustrating. It's not that frustrating. No, it's not. But you get it, right? So now, after Nye, all we do is just send each other a little Pokey grams all day long. Just poking each other. We work each other up until the latter by the end of the night.

I don't know why I take four hours to shit. all day long, just poking each other. We work each other up until the latter by the end of the night. I don't know why I take four hours to shit. What do you want me to do? It's been that way since cavemen. I just take it, I just tell her, see, this is not just me, every other guy does this. That's right, right? Is it me or is it just every other guy

takes a four hour shit? I mean, it's good to take an extended area of shit. I just get it. It's been a time of shit. You don't want to force the issue. You want to let it come naturally. You want to like, that's a good time to check emails and get caught up on podcast analytics.

And see what's, you know, do a little internet research on which bikini is making its way around the Instagram Reels. Yes. What my favorite topless Instagram models are doing currently. Oh God. Okay, I'll leave it alone so that I don't yet again get in an argument with my wife about the commercial break. So here's number one, most recent, and this just happened a couple of days ago, but because we record a little bit ahead, people are gonna know this.

You know that Jake Paul and that guy Diaz fought like in another heavyweight, not in heavyweight, but in a coming up, but I just don't pay attention to that stuff, but I don't think. Unless it's Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg, which is apparently on, of course, I'm going to watch that. It's going to be streaming on Twitter, according to Musk X. I didn't even want to go there.

I don't even know what to say about Twitter anymore. It's a hot fucking mess. It is. You know what he's done? He's really just driven everybody off the platform. And now there's only a couple of people left in the room just talking about Trump. And I'm over it.

Like I'm just over it. And now X, you're Xing now? Am I Xing? What are we doing? What is it? That's the thing. I read the other day that people are trying to figure out what to say.

And so instead of tweeting, Xing, the funny thing is. The funny thing is. The X message. Yeah, but the funny thing is, is that even when you go onto the platform now, it still says send a tweet or tweeting or whatever. So they're still saying tweeting, but it's got a big X on it.

I don't understand. Anyway, that's not the point. It's gonna be streaming on X. If it's streaming for free, and I don't have to pay anything, I might tune it. But what I refuse to do, first of all, I wanna recognize that this guy, Paul, who used to just be this like kind of,

like I don't know, boy band model type of YouTuber. Right, yes, he was the YouTuber. Yeah, him and his brother. They used to be kind of these like goofy YouTubers. Now they're billionaires. They're doing everything everywhere all the time. They're like Kim Kardashian, they're the male Kim Kardashian,

they become famous for what I don't know. They're being famous. For being famous and for putting out content consistently on YouTube podcasts and otherwise. So in other words, they're like, commercial break. Yeah, they're like the commercial break only with success. Yes, yes.

Yes. That one's not gonna pay $90 for what90 to watch. What have you and I got? What have you and I got those sumo suits? I did a little wrestling. How about nude mud wrestling? What about that? I'm down. So get me and Frankie B and do a ring with little banana hammocks on. Let us go. Oh, that would be a pay for event. Oh, definitely. I would lose, but it would be high entertainment. Yeah. Frankie works out 12 days a week. Ha ha ha.

Only on days a week. Why? I've only worked out 12 days. Yeah. Ever. Ha ha ha. We did have your little stunt where you were going to the gem. Remember that?

Yeah. Provided some good content. Oh, yeah. There was that you were going to the gym. Remember that? That provided some good content. Oh, yeah. There was that guy. There was the guy that was... AHHHH! OOOH! OOOH!

AHHHH! This is named Bob. I can't remember. I figured out his name. Yeah, I don't think it was Bob or something. That's right. That guy for a while. We were laughing about that for a couple episodes one time.

During the pandemic, I started going back to the gym, you know, six feet, the whole nine yards, you know, wearing masks and gloves and all the other shit. And this guy at the gym, and he was making sex noises loud enough for the entire gym to hear over the obnoxiously loud music that was already playing and the lady yelling Zumba in the background. Let's go girls! Sweated out girls!

And he'd be like, oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! I have been at the sofa for four years. Where there's somebody making really loud noises. I'm like, you don't have to do that.

I don't think that actually is part of the workout. I can't. Yeah do that. I don't think that actually is part of the workout. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Oh. Come on. Just punching yourself in the penis. It's like, let's go.

Start working again. I pump this iron, you poop into hardness. Give me a half hard, just a half hard. This guy was like, and he was a tiny little, scrawny little dude, and he had the headband, and he had his shirt tucked into his shorts that were up to his belly, and he had full knee socks on. I mean, this guy was like, I swear, I think I had a picture of him one time.

Maybe we'll put that on Instagram with his face blocked out. But I swear at first, and if you remember these episodes, I swear at first, I thought it was a joke. I thought he was clearly was creating some kind of content or just being obnoxious on purpose to get an attention. But then he would like start walking around

and talking to the other girls and like the big guys, the guys that were, you know, doing the free weights and stuff. What are you using? Yeah, I stay away. What's that? What's that? What's that? 50s?

You got 50s on there? I do 50s. Not here at home. I do this. I don't want to get hurt anybody. I don't want to stand back. I don't want to show off or anything. Hey, what's that?

What's that you got? A dick? Is that a dick in your shorts? Ah, that looks that's impressive. What are your notes for saying now, bro? He would like, and I watched this guy operate for a couple of different times. And he would be pumping iron, screaming and yelling, sex noise is the whole nine yards. A hot girl would walk into the gym and he'd be at the machine right

next to them. He's following them around, right? And trying to talk to them. What you do to those leg presses? What's going on there? You're forming. You'll just show you no, no, what? Rape? No, no. What is that? Bear spray? for me you'll show you snow no what rape no no what is that bear spray and see you in here before yeah i notice that all the hot girls started not showing up to the j uh... occasionally jake paul had this fight and then so

what i know about jake paul's boxing career which not much, is that he is apparently undefeated. I think the guy has done, he went from a nobody to some of the biggest fighters in the world. At first it was a joke, he was fighting other joke fighters. And now, he took it seriously. He took it seriously, and the guy is really quite a good boxer. Like, he is knocking people out that he shouldn't, at least on paper, knock out.

He's doing really good. So I thought to myself the other night, I'm like, okay, you know what, I'm in here in the studio. I got a couple hours of work. And it says Disney, ESPN showing the fight currently. And I'm like, okay, well, I have ESPN. Let me do that.

So I go to check in on the ESPN. It's like you do not have ESPN for whatever, 1999 a month, you can get the ESPN bundle and then you'll be able to watch the fight. Would you like to continue? You know, you won't be charged at this time. Would you like to continue? So I'm like, okay, I don't wanna pay for ESPN

but I'll just cancel it tomorrow, whatever, seven days free trial or whatever. So I'm like, okay, I'll bite. And so I go there and then it's like, great. Now to access the J Paul fight, please agree to $79.99. And I'm like $79.99. Oh, yeah. That's insane.

The last time I paid $79.99 for a pay per view special, it was porn and it was in a hotel room in Vegas in like 1999. You know what I'm saying? On Clear Channel's tab. That's right. Not Clear Channel's, but another company. Okay. But to feel better about myself, I also was not the only one

buying porn, pay-per-view movies in my room, because I saw the printout, I liked the Super Bill, and the Super Bill, my boss had ordered three. Four knows two. Yeah, I guess that like the Super Bill, in the Super Bill, my boss had ordered three, four does two. Yeah, I guess that's when you do it. So I'm like $7,999. The last time honestly that I paid for a pay-per-view

was when the grateful dead got together with Tray and Estesio, like the dead and Tray, got together. But it was like 20 of us in the room, because you were like 20 of us in the room. At least put the bill. And I think that was like $100, but you know, whatever. They only get together every once and, yeah. They only get together once every night, 300 nights a year.

So, what, I, what, I, we needed it. Yeah, we needed it. So, I, uh, so I'm like, no, I'm not going to do this. I'm not putting 79, 99, 85% of which probably goes into Jake, but I did it. I outfilled them. And then I just wait for the eventual, you know, 30 second clip of Jake Paul knocking somebody out. And I'm like, I saw it.

So I saw the best part. That's it. Yeah, but it's amazing to me that Jake has now become this like prominent fighter who is really doing very well. I mean, if you train here's the deal because I did kickboxing for a while. And if that's all I was doing, like if I had a personal kickboxing instructor,

which I did for a little while, I just, I didn't have the time to do it, you know, all the time every day, every day. But if that's, if you just focus on that, and you have the right diet, and you learn on the moves, and you're practicing practicing, you can get good fairly quickly.

I tried to tell this to one of my girlfriends, I'm like, if we just fuck all the time, and we just focus on that, I bet I could get good fairly quickly. I tried to tell this to one of my girlfriends. I'm like, if we just fuck all the time and we just focus on that, I bet I could get good pretty quickly. Let's both give up our jobs. That's right. You don't have to go to work today. That's always my favorite, like in a new relationship

and you're like, skip work and we'll make love all day. Yeah, sounds like romantic. What you end up doing is sleeping, day drinking. Yeah, day drinking. Day drinking is exactly right. Sloppy. Yeah drinking yeah that's right sloppy sex for five minutes and then just fucked up the rest of the day sounds great like one of those romantic movies my wife likes to watch like we're gonna just lay in the covers all day long and the sweets sweets are getting tassels the sheets fly over our heads and

the sunlight beaming through the window. So we're making a play. I want to know you want to know and what I really am is Bob at the gym. And what I really am is Bob at the gym You got a cigarette I'll order some dominoes We'll catch up on breaking bad what do you think? You want to look at Instagram bikini mouth okay you look at all of these my Instagram. We'll talk in a couple hours. Am I the bad ass you thought I was or what? Yeah, I guess if you do put all of your time

and energy into it, I'm not not gonna guy. I know people like to hate on them, but I'm not also supporting him. I'm just saying that good for him, he's really made a career out of it. One of the other things that I had here on, so I knocked that out. One of the other things that I had here on the list is people are, you remember a long

time ago. We talked about a lady who was like suing, I forgot who she was suing. She was suing some restaurant because the food did not come out as it was- Oh, like it looked on TV. Yeah, like it looked on TV, right? And she sued them because she- Was that crap obese? Crap obese, yeah, it was on TV. Yeah, like it looked on TV, right? And she sued them because she's- Was that Crabblebees? Crabblebees, yeah, it was Crabblebees.

We say Crabblebees. It was Crabblebees, she sued them for some reason. The sh- you know, shitterita Fridays or whatever, they didn't look like those shitterita, the Shuttered. The Buffalo chicken, did it- Well, this- Wasn't Buffalo-

That's it, that's it! You got it! This is true story. There is a guy suing buffalo wild wings because buffalo wild wings didn't give a shit about his initial complain that said that they were false advertising because of the boneless wings he then additionally tried to sue them because the buffalo wings were not from buffalo i mean this guy

it he also has a history of suing everybody here from the New York Post, the Bastion of Truth and Honor. Uh, the man who claims the boneless wings of buffalo wild wings are nothing more than chicken nuggets. Ask the judge not to throw out his class section lawsuit because it would only fuel the restaurant's disrespect for other poultry lovers. Really dude?

Really poultry lovers? Like, somebody. Really poultry lovers. Somebody should be disbarred for representing this. Why was going to say who's the lawyer involved here? I don't know. Amen. Helene's lawsuit. Sob. Metacall. Helene's lawsuit made headlines across the nation since it was filed last March with buffalo wild wings appearing to mock his claims on social media the company responded we don't give a shit yeah buffalo wild wings when people say buffalo wild wings have boneless wings they don't realize there's no

wing about it why in the fact you care so buffalo wild wings literally responded with the following and I thought this was so. Yeah, but it actually called boneless wings, which is actually a chicken tender. It's true. Here's what Buffalo Wild Wings says back to him. It's true. Our boneless wings are all white meat chicken.

Our hamburgers contain absolutely no ham. Our Buffalo Wings are 0% Buffalo and we don't give a shit. I love it. I love it. Good for them. are the burgers contain absolutely no ham. Are Buffalo wings are zero percent buffalo and we don't give a shit. I love it, I love it good for them. Yeah, I don't know if you ever stepped into a Buffalo Wild Wings, but not the place where you're probably gonna get a lot of traction with your bullsh**.

Yeah, I mean, I've been to a couple Buffalo Wild Wings. And I don't expect anything to be, I mean, listen, find our wings are great. Yeah, I mean, if I'm stepping in there, I wanna beer and sing wings on the game. That's it. If you're going there, Dex, with any other additional expectations, it's like

crapple bees. Go in, sit, eat the least offensive thing that's on the menu, drink like bourbon in a glass, beer in a bottle. Like that's what you should drink. Don't drink this shit, or Rita, you know, extra pineapple soda, double upside down, you know, donut, margarita, or whatever the fuck they're making this day with sugar and a little bit of alcohol. Just go in there and go straight down the line. You gotta do these things on the nose. Yeah, that's pro.

You experiment when you go to a nice restaurant and they say here here's a beating heart from a cow And then you politely take a bite and throw up in the bathroom. That's what you do. Okay, just making sure But listen this guy is not the only crazy whacked out Duble-duble that's doing this because There is another lawsuit that I that I tagged The Taco Bell is being sued for the false that I tagged, the Taco Bell is being sued for the false advertising of the Crunch Wrap and Mexican Supreme pizzas. Oh, why?

I guess it didn't give them enough diarrhea. I'm not sure why. Why? Why? Taco Bell is food made specifically for the brains and bodies of 18 to 22 year old human beings. I can understand that Taco Bell, I'm gonna take it back to like you know 15, 14, 14. Yeah, like your teenage years, maybe into your 20s, and I can understand if you're a single.

At the most, you gotta stop having daily Taco Bell in your 20s. I can understand your single or you're on the road or you're away from your family because you're on a business trip and you go, oh man, remember last time I had Taco Bell? It was so delicious back in 1922. Let me go in there. My grandfather used to take me to Taco Bell.

When Taco Bell was just starting to become Taco Bell, like when they were just rolling out restaurants. And when it came to Chicago, my grandfather thought it was just starting to become Taco Bell, like when they were just rolling out restaurants. And when it came to Chicago, my grandfather thought it was the best thing in the world. He'd love to go to cheap restaurants. That was his thing. He'd love to go to cheap restaurants. He used to take us to Taco Bell and those crunchy tacos were so good, man. I'll tell you what. We used to have weekly Taco Bell. I remember growing up. I mean, now I would get the Supreme Burrito. I like those Mexican pizzas, a couple tacos, you know. Yes.

But as the years were on and my stomach started to realize what was going on, it revolted. You know, longer. No, you can't do it. You're not 15 anymore. You can't have 22 soft tacos with sour cream and fire sauce. And the charitos, what were those? They the cinnamon.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever they got. But you cannot have that kind of food anymore and not expect that you're not gonna spend four hours on the toilet. That is what's going to happen. So when you sue Taco Bell saying that your diarrhea pizza doesn't look like it did on the advertisement, you are a dumb dumb and you should just consider yourself

a dumb dumb and go back to your dumb dumb hole where you crawled out from. Because all you're doing is obviously a money grab. That's all you're looking for. It's just a money grab and it's not gonna fly. The days of Jerry's awarding hundreds of millions of dollars for stupid shit, I think is pretty much over because we're all over it.

There should be, you know what talking about should do is somehow get a partnership going with like, what's the pink? X-likes. No, not X-likes. Oh, Pepto Bismill. Pepto Bismill. Yeah, I mean, you could charge double.

You could just upsell it. Yeah, just upsell. Would you like your mountain dew with some pepdo bismot? Would you like that burrito with some pepdo? Would you like some pepdo dew? We highly recommend. Pepdo dew. Just mix it with some carbonated water.

Pepdo dew. I'll take two diarrhea pizzas and a pepdo dew. Super size me. You know what I'm talking about? Oh, you can a Pepto do. Super size me. You know what I'm talking about? Oh, you can't say that anymore. I'm sorry. You can't say super size me anymore. When I worked at McDonald's, super size me was the thing.

It had just started when I started working at McDonald's. And if we didn't say super size me, 55 fucking thousand times a day, we had to say it with every order. Would you like that super sized? Super sized. I read the most interesting thing in the world the other day. Somebody told me this, and I came up with a conversation

I was on. Have you ever heard the story about Wendy's Double Cheeseburger? Maybe, I don't know. Okay, listen to this. Wendy's is trying to, they're in the fast food wars, and they're desperately trying to get a leg up. They're trying to get their name out there. And so they hire this big marketing company. And the marketing company says, do a double cheeseburger. You need more selections on your

menu. Do a double cheeseburger. Take that square, we're looking piece of meat and put it on top of another one and then sell that double cheeseburger. You're going to drive sales, right? Well, they put the double cheeseburger on there. What they do is they end up getting no sales for the double cheeseburger. Like, it basically flops. And so they call the marketing agency and the consulting agency and they say, what the fuck, guys, you said double cheeseburger

is gonna, the sales are gonna go through the roof. We're cutting that out of the menu. No, don't do that. Add a triple cheeseburger and they say, are you fucking insane? You just told us to Add a triple cheeseburger. And they say, are you fucking insane? You just told us to do a double cheeseburger. We had zero sales of this double cheeseburger. And now you want us to have a triple cheeseburger?

By the way, one of the first, I think, if I remember the story that this guy told me correctly, one of the first fast food restaurants to have a double cheeseburger. So the company goes, do a triple cheeseburger. You're gonna sell those double cheeseburgers like hotcakes. They're like, what the fuck are you talking about? People want the middle.

People want the middle. They don't want to feel like they're the lowest. That's right. And you don't want to be the highest. That's right. And the middle is the sweet spot. I don't want 26,000 calories. But I could have 25,000 calories, and that would be good.

That's okay. That would be okay. I'm not that fat. I can go one step down on the fatness, right? So, you know what? They put the triple cheeseburger on the menu and they sold the shit out of double cheeseburgers. So then McDonald's follows suit.

And when that happened, I remember, I remember when the triple cheeseburger came out because I just started working there. Now, I ate the shit out of those triple cheeseburgers. I loved them, but I was also 15 years old, right? And so part of the psychology of saying super size me was not that they would get people the super size, but that they would buy the large

because, and by the way, people super sized the shit out of everything. When I said, do you want that super size? Yeah. 99.9% of the time people were like, More for your money, because that's another psychological trick. Yeah, I mean, you're gonna have to get a 156

and a 156, okay? Huh? Your order. Oh yeah, let me get, I don't know, let me get, what do you want, let me get six piece nuggets. Would you like to change that to 24 pieces for next order? No, I don't think we need that much. Or you can do 12 pieces for 50

cents. Yeah, let me see that. Let's do that. Let's see, we'll take two happy meals. Would you like extra ones for free from the milk shake for your six-year trip? No, I don't think we need that. you could get uh... to choose but it's that yeah let me get to choose for the kids and then i'd also like to get a double cheeseburger you want to so that's a uh... no i don't want to supersize that

do i want to supersize that here's how it all here's how it always ended up yeah how much is it uh... uh... i don't know i don't, I don't understand what you said, but, uh, okay, I guess super size me. Okay, I'm's quick, it's pressure because the other person's waiting for you on the other end of the line, on the register, somebody's behind you beeping.

Like, do I want to do it? Do I want to do it? Go ahead. Okay, fine, whatever. Just, I've waited three hours to get to this point in the line to supersize me or whatever the fuck you're gonna do. But you could hear those wheels turning in people's heads.

They'd be like, okay, I guess, you know, this time. Yeah, I say you're yesterday, dude. Okay, this time. Well, plus the other trick is the more for your money. It's a good deal. It's a good deal. That's right, I'm getting a deal. Because I really need, and by the way,

what you'd get is like an extra seven French fries. Yeah. But you would get a whole lot of extra Coke. And that thing was huge. That thing was huge. And that's really what turned you It's not the extra I know I know they did for I think Chevy started changing their cup holders Realizing them when you're buying like you know a Tonka truck or whatever the fuck they were sold at the time

When you're buying one of those. Yeah's likely you're also gonna supersize me. You know what I'm saying? So anyway, total terrible nightmare to be suing these companies. For the most ridiculous shit there, we need tort reform in this country. Desperately. Desperately need tort reform.

Anybody can sue anybody for anything. It's just amazing. So speaking of terrible things that we love, Chrissy, I was throwing on the internet. As you do. As I do like to do, you know, right before we went on vacation, we caught a love connection with Brad Grunderberg. Brad, yeah.

Yeah, that turned into a big sensation that we got a lot of people writing in about. And we loved it, it was great. But I also found another love connection. And as we're cleaning out the computer today, I thought we'd go ahead and knock out that love connection because I'm never too tired for a love connection. I'm telling you that right now.

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Slash TCB and thank you to RocketMoney for being a sponsor of The Commercial Break. Let's watch a little love connection. This one minus Brad Gunderberg. I wish he had come back on the show, but not the one. Yeah, I had enough of him. Yeah, me too you or well

uh... uh... society should go out with the meeting right now is interest include desert biking and eating a fine restaurants in the admits that uh... he doesn't take criticism once again can i point out that anyone that's, everyone looks older.

Yeah, this guy, okay, audience, you, podcast listener, yes, you, I'm talking to you, yes. You and the drive-through of McDonald's. First of all, roll your window up, because no one wants to hear this shit. But second of all, this guy is 26 years old. Chuck just said he enjoys fine dining. He's a plumber

and says that what was the other thing he says is mustache is whatever he looks 30s he looks like magnum PI 40 years older than magnum PI actually was and he's 26 years old Chrissy do I look younger than this guy yes okay he has got the biggest off top on the big of his head I don't know what it is but how do people grow so old so fast back in the 70s and 80s it's a maze balls well he prefers that his dates wear makeup and he says that he meets a lot of women while he's working please welcome John Mills I'm here to fix your drain. I just got to stick my snake in your drain. Wow the girls are going crazy over him. Wow. He's got a mustache and dick of my clint or a-

Oh. Ha, ha, ha. Well, that's to find a lot of women. You say you meet a lot of women. How's that? Well, Chuck, well, Chuck, let me lean over close and tell you my secret. They let me in their house, and then I accost them.

For my job for about the last four or five years, I've been doing plumbing work, and I meet a lot of fine ladies doing my job at their house. Fixing their sinks and stuff like that. Yeah, you bet. And I don't know. We just seem to hit it off with them pretty good. And sometimes I wonder if it's me, they really like the darn good job of doing their pipes.

Well, yeah, that's, I don't know. Oh, here we go. I got a feel of the chando, so great with the women. Yeah, I mean, it's obviously working out really well. Yeah, he's on the dating show. But he seems like Mr. Personality. He speaks.

Well, sometimes I go into people's houses and I, uh, and then I think they're doing this a great job, darn good job, on my pipes. They're going to fall in the... Okay, well, we're going to move on now. Oh, man. Yeah. Pause and meditate there.

Yeah. Now, most men, most men... Yeah, deposit, meditate. I don't like women who wear a makeup, but you're different. Is that it? Well, no. I think all Meditate. I don't like women who wear makeup, but you're different. Is that it? Well, no. I think all women are hideous without makeup.

I mean, how? Now I see why he's such a jama. He's got all the ladies wrapped around his finger. I think women are hideous. I mean, maybe don't use the word hideous. Maybe don't use the word hideous. I can start there.

I can see John with one of those like, eye at night. You know that black eye things. Yeah. And he's like he wakes up and he's like, I'm asking. And we had a chance to get to the bathroom. Yeah. Is ready make up on. You better get in that bathroom and put that make up on. Oh my god. Hideous. Even the prettiest girl, even the prettiest girl can you know they take off their makeup, you know they lose their eyes They lose their their lips and they're dating. I don't know, but whose eyeballs fall out when they don't have makeup on They're dating a clown I don't know if john's ever seen the prettiest one of them, but yeah, it looks like something out of a horse show.

Kill him. Murder, murder, murder. My fiance, my fiance was, uh, no, here it comes. His ex fiance. This is all started from his ex-fiance who didn't look so good without me yeah yeah yeah sold frankies syndrome yeah and listen to this audience you can that you can tell why the country is

slowly been boiling for a long time is people are ready to murder this guy because of his opinions which are not to be clear uh... very wonderful but you know teach the road so bad without makeup. Her dad wouldn't even let her out of the house. I'm not kidding. Wait, his ex-fiance looks so bad.

You were engaged to someone, and they were living with their dad. Yeah, and their dad wouldn't let him out of the house without makeup. Hey, I'll put on the makeup. You look like a pig. An actual pig. A pig ain't it. Am I right, John? Am I right? Hi, Brian.

Hi. Hi. Hi. That is called a two show callback. Hi, Liz. OK, we're going to show you a portion of the video. I'm going to get in baby to log. Yeah, OK, move it along.

You're offending everybody. Yeah. On Sonner, remember, he agreed to let the audience choose his date Oh, yeah, that happens rarely on the show First it was Julie her favorite pastimes her baseball skiing and riding her bike now She says that she loves to be the center of attention and she tries to avoid men who are too neat and here's what Most guys that tend to be so who are too neat, and here's why. Most guys that tend to be so particular about keeping themselves clean in me

are real perfectionist people. You know, their house is going to be spotless. You know, it's not even going to look lived in. You know, you have to take your shoes off of people. Have you ever met a man? I was just wondering. Actually, that was me. Yeah.

I was single. Were you entering stuff? You know, so I just want some of these more natural. All right. Next there was Jennifer. She recently moved here from Dayton, Ohio. She enjoys backpacking and playing cards. She describes herself as attractive, but not beautiful. And she thinks like that. Oh, backpacking and playing cards.

Backpacking and playing cards. I like to hike down the Appalachian Trail, find a couple suckers and take their money, scoot right out in the dead of night. I'm a ringer out on the trail. Hey, you wanna play some poker? Need water, water. We've been lost for months.

Okay, well, I'll let somebody know when I find them. Look at for a good pickup game. Yeah. I'll look at for a good crap stable. You know where a good fight run? I just was attacked by a bear. Ah, you're no good. See you later.

Uh, and I asked that one that comes to meeting man, here's what? There are so many beautiful women that will be sitting in a bar and they'll have a long blonde hair. And they're beautiful and they might be really nice people but they end up you know people want to approach a man or a friend to approach them you know and i mean i think it's i i wouldn't want to be that good looking because i i think it would be more

difficult to get through life that's exactly what i say to myself every morning brine you may not have gotten the good end of the ugly stick, but think about how hard it is for Ryan Gosling. Am I right? Am I right?

Finally, you watched Renee, her hobbies include softball and deep sea fishing. She dates about three times a month. And she thinks it herself. Renee, it looks like one of the girls that the guy that we talked to in another episode would maybe date a girl after him. What? What? I lost you there.

I'm sorry. I did the man thing and I lost you right at the first word. Yeah, well, so remember the last episode we did with the man that had changed to women? Oh, yeah, yeah. You know, yeah, he might date her. That's her. Yeah. Yeah. Your wife would improve if her lips were thinner.

They're like, oh, my. Her lips were thinner. Her lips, she didn't have any lips in the first place. She's looking for no lips. I wish I had thinner lips. Said, no, what except her. These DSLs aren't even bothering everybody. Hips, sir. Hips worth that. Oh, she said hips. She said lips. I was like, what is she talking about? Her hips, sir, thinner.

You got good shout, Marin Hips. I think you. Let's go to the trail and play some car. I'll get you pregnant. I was in the week. I started losing you pregnant. Now, it's end of the week. I started losing my eyesight, anyway. She wants better hips. And she had a permanent tan, and here's the type of man

she's attracted to. A permanent tan? What is that? Is that like a tattooed a tan? You would know. Yeah, where is that available? You get that, sir. Is that just the 80s or is that still around?

Did most of those people die of some weird orange-related death? I think so. Is that what Trump's up or is that still around? Did most of those people die of some weird orange related death? I think so. Is that what Trump's up to? The permanent tan? I don't know. I'm trying to get to Trump level tan. Mr. Silland's body and we hardly face, you know, Bruce Wallace's personality on moonlight. She's wrong. I think she sounds drunk. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM that little mix. It's like the bronier, the guys are the nicer they are at the halls, like holding people with teddy bears. I cannot understand a fucking word. She is saying, I hope she's the one they picked.

I didn't say that. I did. Yeah, either she's drunk or she has a speech impediment. But I also noticed that her mouth is not opening. Like she's like one of those people close up with her teeth like this. And then a few people like that. Hi, it's Brian. Nice to meet you. Oh, it's so good. Huh, it's brown, nice and made to you.

Oh, so God, I like how it's super sized. Okay, thank you. Shiny shot up. And then hips, not then lips. C-Fool, you bet, John, you've seen these three choices. And time for you to make your choice. Now, who do you think will be the best lady for? Three!

Three! Three! Three! We're number three! I heard somebody yell three. I said it makes a difference. They pick right. Everybody yell three, dude! Oh, they all picked it, yes, we all need to understand exactly what she's saying.

I never was like, big number three! I feel so pressured, I can't make a choice. Okay, so we'll see you about there in a few weeks. You can try to show them. No, no, no, we'll get a follow-up, don't worry. Two and two, you know how it goes. Okay, here he is, he's coming back. Thank you very much.

Welcome to the show. Let's get started on meeting our first guest. And here's here a few a few weeks ago the audience jeez these girls are going crazy I think it's over Chuck I Mean the women why Girls are making like blowjob motions Can a date for him he enjoys dancing and camping in the desert I can't they form he enjoys dancing and camping in the desert

oh he's back and he died his hair he died his hair even more than it was died before so now the very top of his top of the door is blonde and everything else is black yeah as much as is brown and now he's wearing a purple striped shirt with a black tie it's awful he doesn't take criticism very well and he claims that being a former is a great way to meet women. So you welcome John Neill. John, I know you just fixed the toilet, but there's water splashing everywhere. I wasn't my fault!

Don't criticize me. He runs out of the window. Shhh. jumps out of the window. Well the obvious question is why is a plumber such a good way to meet women so... Well, Chuck. You have it. Okay. I find sometimes... Okay.

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we'll get a break. A plumbing break. It's like what? a plumbing break it's like what a plumbing break it's not about a lot of people think farmers charged too much either getting about as much as surging an hour now i mean this one guy was barking so bad about his bill one time as a matter of a did have a really good looking daughter and i said to him all give you twenty percent off if i go out with your daughter

so i did and uh... we went out for about four months and worked out. Yeah, yeah. She worked off the bill. I took her to high school every morning. What the fuck? As she worked off the bill. I know. I went into a, I go into a house one time in my real estate days.

Someone asks me to go take some pictures of a house that they're looking to buy they aren't in town. And so I say, yeah, but there's people living there. So I go to the house, the wife meets me out front. It's in the mountains. It's this beautiful 10 bedroom house overlooking the lake and the mountains. It's beautiful.

It's gorgeous house. And so I'm downstairs and I'm taking pictures of the house. And then I'm like, can I run upstairs and just take a few pictures of the room for him? And she's like, yeah, just let me get my daughters. You know, they're upstairs. I gotta get my daughters downstairs. So I'm like, okay, you know, whatever.

Eugene, you lean, maninla, come downstairs. Like the three step sisters, right? From Cinderella or whatever. They come downstairs and I'm like, oh, all three of these girls are in their 20s. All three of them are in various states of, I just got out of bed or I just got to address. One of them is wearing like a bathtub.

They are absolutely spectacular. And the mom starts going, you want one of them? I need to give them a way there. They're bothering me and I thought to myself, under no circumstances, do I want one of them? I want all of them I was it but it got uncomfortable after a minute I was like okay yeah nice

joke okay and the girls were like mom shut up now you talk about criticism she have a hard time taking a particular kind that you have trouble with well I know I'm kind of short I'm like five foot eight and sometimes if a girl will give me a hard time about my height. I'll start finding things about her Yeah, he's got that huge hair to make him five eight and a half Actually, I probably make some six feet tall to You know like her chest or

or a pervert. Or a bee, toe nails, whatever. And if I can't find anything, I'm going to make something up. I'm not going to let you do that. Do you have a problem being 5-8? I mean, is it ball-8? No. Well, it's never kept me back from anything. You know?

Except for basketball and roller coasters. Oh, it's been in the movie. I think a six-foot guy could do. Well, anyway. It's just... It's just... It's just... It's just...

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It's just... It's just... It's just... It's just... It's just... field day well these have to be our long program yet really can have one person on it at the time because i want to get into every inch of their entire life we're gonna show everybody the uh... three women they had to choose from first it was july she says that she loves to pension and next to was jennifer and jennifer describes herself as attractive but not beautiful

that's such a weird way to describe yourself and okay finally renai renai thinks that That's such a weird way to describe yourself. And okay. All right. Finally, Renee. Renee thinks that her social life would improve if her hips were thinner and she had a permanent tan. She had a permanent tan. Why can't you have a permanent tan?

Okay, we know there's one thing about this number three. Yeah, because she doesn't speak propered anything. I don't know. Audience said they picked one of those women for John, and we're gonna meet her, but we're gonna do it in two minutes and two seconds, right? Look at the rubber. All right, we're back.

Why don't you remind us who the audience chose? I forgot. Renee. Renee. I forgot, quite frankly, don't give a shit. I'm waiting for Gin 30, you know what I'm talking about? The couple. You back straight to your old door. I'm waiting for Gin 30, you know what I'm talking about? Hey, something.

You back straight, straight out door. I got to take a few of these screaming women back stage into the trailer and figure it all out. I don't know. How are you? How are you? Okay. It makes up at home back there, and here we go.

Don't be about the day. So, so I was talking to her on the phone, and she had commented to me that she didn't wear much makeup and myself, I like clothes with makeup, as a matter of fact, they look hideous without makeup. Is this guy for real? Yeah, he's for real. He's so simple, I know. Chuck just doesn't understand. He doesn't understand. He can't get it through his thick head. Why this guy only likes living with makeup on But it's such a bad way to like judging somebody based on how much makeup they wear. It's weird. It's weird Yeah, but I mean I guess we all judge people. What are you know they lose their face? You know that this gets blank and I think it on myself here

I got in store for me a blank face monster. I gotta go out with you know. So. This is huge. This is huge. This is huge. This is huge. This is huge.

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what he doesn't have and how many winters. Like spanner wrenches and stuff. You got it. Spanner wrenches. I don't even know what that is, but it sounds funny. It's like a screw gun. I know I just bought a house and Ten Commandty and I would love to get a show to do. Type stuff.

I love 4, sorry. She's get a show to you. Type stuff. Okay, love for a sorry. She's got an affectation as what you do. Let's love to go show to you. Yeah. Well, what happened there? I get there and it didn't look like she really took too much time to get ready. It... Oh, thanks.

Oh, thanks. Oh, thanks. Oh, thanks. We're off to a great start. Hey, nice to meet you. Say, how long you been in the bathroom? I don't know, about 40 minutes? Yeah.

All right, well, let's just call this a day, huh? You need more makeup. You need more makeup. I don't like a girl who doesn't spend a lot of time in the bathroom. She said she just got off dirt bike riding. OK. There's a lot of fun in. Well, when I saw she just got off dirt bike riding okay

uh... uh... just like the is like this she's she had white hips kind of a plain face john jimmy grenade is not bad at all

what do you think of john when you saw him well jeez stop judging her i don't think she what bad at all. What do you think of John when you saw him? Well, gee, stop judging her. I don't think she looks bad at all. It's just... Chuck goes, stop judging her. He makes this weird comment about her judging her and then he looks at her and he goes, she's not bad at all.

Definitely not my type, but like a muscular man. Man, you know, I just tend to grab onto and hold onto. John did not look like that kind of a guy. He's a little wimpy and so I... What are you talking about in the evening? Boy, this is not going well. No, you don't say, Chuck. Well, it gets better.

Oh good. Well, that one happens now. It gets better. It gets better. It gets worse. It gets worse. Getting my car and so she didn't want to go in my car so we went and hers. What was wrong with this car? He brought his family. His family? What?

He brought his ants? What? All his ants. All his ants? Jesus Jones. Wow. This is like Marlin when he brought his whole family and he got ghosted and left with a $500 bill.

Even if the door and there was ants swarming all over the past. Oh, ants, literal ants. Oh, Christ have mercy. I thought I would bring her some friends. Oh, why not? No, don't start. No, that's enough. No, that's enough.

What a hell. Oh, shock, shock's pissed. Why the ants were in there was because the night before I was on a date and it was a fun date and she spilled a coke. And he told me it was his cousin. It was. It was my aunt, so the two aren't mutually exclusive, okay? I could have a date and a cousin at the same time.

We've done those stories. Yeah, by the way, we have done those stories. By the way, even if you spill a Coke, how exactly did the ants get all in your car in one night? Yeah. I guess they could. Like that. Okay, well, that's... So, you go on, where did you finally go?

I mean, we haven't even gotten on this date yet. Okay, well, we went up. I took our hot air balloon riding. Well, that's so cool. Okay, fun. Did you like that you enjoy that? Yeah, it was great. I'd one go balloon riding for a long time, so I was really impressed with that.

Yeah, that's a lot of fun. Yeah, it was a lot of fun, but when we were 3,300 feet up, and I took one look at her, I was seriously thinking of jumping out. Oh, come on now. She didn't like you. You knew it from the beginning. She, you weren't her type, and so you have decided to pick apart everything about her, and you pre-plan that joke for six months six months. Don't do that. Do an episode of the commercial break and sleep and your jokes two weeks ahead of time. Write them down. Yeah, John.

You got to, you went through the balloon ride. Okay, so we made our landing and I wanted to take her out to dinner. Well, I was going to take her out to dinner. And my gonna take her out to dinner and my cousin yeah okay my cousin has this place right on the water it's it's uh... it's a nice restaurant and uh... it's right next to mortuary and i think that's it was kissing he had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had What? I used to take a dead date. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Hey, Val, what was on the love connection today? I've been watching all the videos. You even Brad Grunderberg should get together. Yeah. I've had just about all of this. I'm going to say.

Yeah, me too, Chuck. Oh, yeah. Me too, buddy. Well, you know, how. Oh, yeah. Me too, buddy. Oh, you made it? How'd the date end? Oh, well, he asked me if he needed to use the restroom. I said, sure, go ahead. So when you went into the restroom and came back out, I had the front door open for him, and

the screen, I said, bye, John. Oh, good. Oh, good. Yeah, more too. You're good too, right? I guess it's safe for somebody who want to grab a drink. John. Oh, good. Yeah. Yeah. One more, two. Two more. I guess it's safer if you want to go out with Ray.

No. Okay. Well, Renee, I'm sorry that the things didn't work out as far as love connection, but we do have a gift for you. Maybe we'll see you again under pressure. Oh, thank you. We do have some nail polish remover as a parting gift for you, Renee. Thanks for going out with the biggest asshole to love connection as ever.

You got a hot rarble on right out of it. You know, I guess correctly that Brad Grunderberg was gonna be like a peddling, middling actor, comedian, and I was right about that. My guess is this guy is still doing plumbing work. Me too. Yep. And probably still has the same haircut. Or no hair whatsoever.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. One of the two, yeah. Ah! Oh! He's on Reddit or something. He's doing Reddit posts. He's still on Facebook. He just got a Facebook account.

He's in a deep state. Yeah, that's right. He couldn't take all the women without makeup on Instagram. Oh, I'm so scared. It's so weird. So strange. Quite frankly, I love a woman that doesn't have makeup on that's my thing. I like it I mean I love on a woman accents whatever you want to do accent

Make up the whole nine yards, but for my money Nothing more beautiful than a good-looking girl without any makeup. Well, let's start with the fact that without makeup. They're not hideous Yes, I don't think I think I've very rarely used the word hideous to describe any woman I've ever been with or not with at all. Probably just the word we should keep out of our mouth. Get my wife's name out your mouth! Oh, dcbpodcast.com. That's where you go to find out more information about Chrissy.

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