The Commercial Break - Getting Along With Your Life

Episode Date: March 11, 2022

Bryan read about a study where pig brains where studied at the moment of scientific death. He is horrified by the results! Then Krissy makes Bryan a promise to contact Teresa Caputo upon his passing and they share a secret word only known to them for contact from the other side. Finally, Bryan digs up some old psychic videos. The psychic prove once again....they are all full of S*&T! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm expecting you to know. There's a mischievous person. Just like flicking my ex-girlfriend's nipple like, I know you hate that. He's probably hasn't come back yet in another life. There's a line.

There's a wind. There's a wind. People have to go through all. You have to be vetted. You've got to go get the permits. That's right, Kissy. With the coronavirus, they're short staffed in the reincarnation department. They're trying to put new skin together as quick as possible.

It's not easy to find a baby body day in it. You know what I'm saying? Alls and 2012 into world prophecies to getting along better with your life and your personal relationships. Getting along better with your life. Hi. personal relationships. Getting along better with your life. I've always wanted tips and tricks for getting along better with my life.

You know there's one part of me that I really don't like it. The next episode of the commercial break. Wee! I read the most disturbing story last night right before I went to bed. That's always a good science article. Okay, yeah. That's always a good thing to do.

Right before bed, so then you dream about it. That's right, remember when we were kid and they had scary stories to tell in the dark? Remember that book, that series of books? And those things just gave me nightmares to know. And I remember I had one nightmare over and over again about like some monster wolves or something and they were taking me away.

And it was like a little kid and I was so disturbed to buy this in the- Why was that a good idea? I don't know, but- It's a book series. It was wildly popular for everyone, right? And then you treated like sleepovers when you were really on the internet. Oh right, under? And then you'd read it like sleepovers when you were really on the internet.

And with a blanket. You'd be like, you'd read the one about the skeleton or the face dripping off. It's like it's so, there was so highly disturbing. No wonder our generation is just fucked. Because that's the kind of reading materials our parents would give us.

Here, watch this guy's face fell off right before you go to bed, four-year-old. It's so crazy. But then last night, now I'm an adult and there's different kind of things that scare me. And generally, I'm not really scared of death as a thing. It doesn't scare me. I feel like I, you know, it's gonna happen at some point. Everyone's gonna do it.

It's a process. It's just part of living is eventually dying. And I guess that's what gives life some value and at all is the fact that we won't be here forever. We've got to make the most of it. That's why we start shooting a little commercial break podcast. Making the most of it. Yeah. Hey, mom, I'm making the most of it. I'm making you proud. Look at my Pizzle. She's seen your Pizzle. She's seen my Pizzle. She was the first one to see my Pizzle. I don't even think my dad was in the room. I don't think they did that. I don't think that dad even showed up for the birth at that time. I think they like hung out and watched baseball and smugs the guys and drank martinis. I

don't even think they I don't even think it was that formal. I think they just I mean if you look at episode of Mad Men and yet the men were out. I feel like sopranos had something about that too when somebody was giving birth they were all toastinging and smoking cigars. Yeah, I think my dad is probably just, you know, listening to the Cubs game, waiting for the phone call. Great, congratulations.

I'll be there later. Cubs are up two to one, be there later. So I don't generally think of death as a thing that I'm scared of. However, that's because I'm generally not thinking about death. Correct, yeah I'm scared of. However, that's because I'm generally not thinking about death. Correct, yeah. In any detail.

Right. I do a lot of meditation. I believe what I believe. I think what I think, you know, I have thoughts about death and what happens afterwards or what happens during or what. Mm-hmm. And they're all pretty, it's all pretty magical thinking.

Like a lot of this stuff. Yes, I like to, yeah, I like to think that. I'm a magical thinker, right? I'm on board. Like if you see a bunch of hippies in the woods, you know, sungay, eating the sun I like to think that. I'm a magical thinker, right? I'm on board. Like if you see a bunch of hippies in the woods, you know, sungate, eating the sun for lunch, that's like what I would do on my weekend off

and then I'll make fun of it here on the show. But really, I'll go do it. So, I read this article about how some scientists do a 10-year-old decade-long study on death, on the process of death, the actual process of dying. Are you ready to have the shit scared out of you? As if we were... This is like, as adults, this should be the story stories we tell each other, right? What they find is they ordered like, you know, thousands of pigs, pigs that were going to be slaughtered,

and they ordered these pigs and then they slaughter them themselves and then they immediately look at the brain activity. So they're like slaughter them and throw them in the MRI, like immediately, right? You know, milliseconds afterwards they're studying the brain. What a study. Yeah, right. And then they also took some anecdotal information

from people who had been dead on the table for minutes at a time. We were about that. Yeah, here's the scariest shit you're ever going to hear. Your brain, I think we think of like you close your eyes, you go to sleep, that's it, you're dead, right? Heart stops, you're dead.

Right. That's not in fact what happens. Okay. What they have found is, at least with these pigs and some anecdotal information that they have because you know, it's not ethical to like kill a human in throwmen and MRI machines. Sure, yeah, not that we know. Not under this current administration anyway.

Right. So, uh, 22 seconds on average, 22 seconds, after you're clinically dead, is how long your brain continues to activate in areas that are considered the areas where consciousness comes from. Okay, that makes sense to me actually. It's not like a plug. You just plug it out of the wall and it's not everything shut down.

There's still things, your blood is still coursing through your body and the brain. But the thought of 22. It could be 22 magical seconds. Okay, you ready? You ready? I'm probably about to lose everybody on this podcast right now. You ready?

Stop talking. Still going. Okay, we can do that. Hold on. Hold on. I want to do a second. Hold on. That's it.

That's 22 fucking seconds. That is a long time. We couldn't even keep our mouth shut for 22 seconds. We felt a compulsion to say something because 22 seconds of silence and nothing this is a lot. But that is what happens. You are oh recognizing that you're probably dying for those 22 seconds. Then the skirt is shit out of you. Ah, no, I'm gonna choose to go the magical round. Oh my god. I'm running through fields of joy and butterflies are flying around and that's what my brain's thinking. Oh my god

You just don't get it You believe I could not get this thought out of my head. I'm more scared of the venomous new venomous crazy big spider Why and why are you afraid of the venomous spider? Oh, it's deadly. There you go. See, it's gonna cause death. You're like, there's, and then you're gonna know for 22 seconds that venomous spider is what did you. Fucking in, you're gonna be like,

you shit and spider. I just have this thought, this notion, I don't think it's like, I never thought I was like, unplugging, right, like turn on turn off. That's never what I thought. I thought I knew it was a process. Right. Right.

But I was hoping that I didn't have to recognize that I, in fact, was dead for 22 additional seconds. I thought maybe I could just go softly into the night and then I just fall asleep. That's it. Now, of course, they're not talking to the pigs. They don't know. Like, the pigs don't know. They can't say anything. Like, of course, they're not talking to the pigs. They don't know, like the pigs don't know.

They can't say anything, like, meh, meh, meh. But I just find that to be a little bit, a little bit disturbing. You know, it gives me comfort, though, hardly. What's that? It gives me comfort. Is that there are people that can communicate with the dead.

Oh, I guess there are. That long after I'm gone, there are people, magical people. There you go. People who have special time. No need to worry about death. It makes me feel a little bit better to know that it's possible.

The first thing you do when I die, 22 seconds after I die. So 22 seconds after I die, what you do is I want you to communicate immediately, pick up the phone and call Theresa Caputo's phone. Oh, I will, I'm on it because I I'm gonna. What's a word that would do if you were a spirit would you go haunt a house? Yeah, just for shits or giggles like if I was stuck in some like be it a middle world

Yeah, I'd be like one of those guys on ghost hunters Big fuck There's big fucker. I'd like to move, you know, throw the beer bottle across the room or something. If I could throw the beer bottle across the room. Wasn't there one of those that we analyzed and the ghost was being handsy? Yeah, the ghost was touching people. That's right. I felt so much as my ass.

Buh-buh, yeah. Yeah, you pinched the butt. Some girl was like, I felt someone rub my ass. Like that would be Brian the ghost. Brian the friend named. So, hack hack. Tune in to you. I was probably just run around the X-curve

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Yeah. And then I'll make it a whole new life out there. I'll be Brian the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the horny ghost. The horny ghost. Helping men pleasure their women. Amy, you're in Frankie, good to you, mom. That's right, you got the bottom, I get the top.

It's gonna be awesome. Now that I think about it, the first thing that you have to do is you have to communicate with Teresa Caputo. I'm going to give you a secret word right now. Are you ready? I'm going to be pressed mute, and I'm going to give you the word. So she can't ever do research on this, right? Okay, so now you got the word. I pressed mute, and you give you the word. So she can't ever do research on this. Okay. Okay, so now you've got the word.

I press mute and you've got the word. You know what the word is. So I want you to go straight to one of these psychics and say Brian told me this word. And if you can communicate with Brian, get this word out of him. The secret. Then you know it's real.

That's right. But I like it. I like it. But it's clearly real. There's so much proof that what Chris, Theresa Caputo and the like are doing is real and authentic. There's so much proof out there. Okay.

I thought I'd bring a little to this. There it is. I think so. Well, I guess it depends on how. We'll take a look. I have been digging deep in the anals of the internet. As you do. And I do.

And I have found some psychics who clearly are not on top of their game. No, but you don't say every psychic has a, you know, I sometimes we sometimes we record podcasts and we throw them in the trash. Right. They weren't on their game. Yeah, they just know who knows this might be one of them. Yeah. Chris, he's still angry about the 22 seconds. I made everybody wait. I'm trying to illustrate. But you're okay. Ready? I want to, I'm going to take it.

Let's, let's, let's warm up to Theresa Caputo because Theresa is like the big dog of all psychos. She is probably the most well-known alive and still doing her thing. I don't know if she still has a television show. We got when she dies. I don't know if she still has a television show. We got one, she dies. I wonder what she's gonna do. Probably goes. She will. She's probably gonna.

She's gonna look for Brian. The horny goes. Hey Brian. You want to fuck my ghost body? My body. Frank, I'm like, it me, Franky B. Look at my, look at my invisible body. I don't know.

Well, clearly she's full of shit. So she's gonna do nothing. There's gonna do nothing. I'm not saying that the ghosts don't exist. I'm not saying that spirits are afterlife couldn't possibly, I suppose, in some realm be that you believe in that. I think what I think about this question before. Yeah. I mean, I think our,

maybe our brains can't even comprehend other dimensions. We can't see them in space. Yeah, we don't have the eyeballs to see them. I think maybe we just don't even have the capacity to understand, I think it's possible. Yeah, I agree with you. I mean, more in povages still on. Clearly our brains are in the ring.

We can grow this podcast literally anything as possible. I suppose that's true. If we can get two million downloads on this podcast, I suppose anything's possible. Yes, absolutely possible. Goats are probably downloading this podcast. That's probably true. People are like, who's downloading that podcast? I know there's somebody in Spotify going, this just doesn't make any sense.

Right. The leaders broke it. Yeah. This is to find out that like devices from dead people are downloading our phone. Interesting. The registering devote and listening to our podcast. That's true.

Most of our traffic comes from Detroit and Fulton County. So I took a look at some psychics. I propped up here today. I've got on the old computer, Mador here. I've got some psychics that are not having the best of days. Okay, well, everybody has a bad day. But I thought I'd share a couple of them. Okay. Okay, the first is, oh no, I wanna do this one.

Okay, I don't know what this lady's name is, but I have seen her before in other television shows. Now, this is a super grainy, you can go to youtube.com slash the commercial break. We put out clips every single day of the week. I'll put this out as a clip. It doesn't drop at the same time the podcast does, so you may have to wait a day or two for this clip

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It's just like a home with some people in it. You see? It's like a house. Yeah, everybody lined up. Well, they have like, they're sitting on a folding chair. I don't know if it's a house or a recreational center. I'm not gonna say it looks like a fire house building. I can't idea.

Firemando. It's a nice rug though. It is a nice rug. Yeah, it's the same rug. Blue, it's the same litter box that I have here in my house. That's a nice rug. Can I shit on that? You might find poop on that.

I just want to walk into somebody's house. It's like, where'd you get it? Yeah, because I need a place to shit. I got to go to the bathroom, badly. Okay, ready? Let's listen to this lady as she works her psych magic on the room. Oh, sorry.

A question. Let me rewind it a little bit. Here we go. A question that's, it's very important to me, that my song. I've written the song and I want more than anything else. This one wish for this, my song, because I sang it for my dad before, just a week before he passed on. Oh my God, this sounds like so many people I grew up with. This is my dad a week before he passed on.

He's such a Chicago accent. This is clearly filmed in the Midwest. Is she the psychic or is she the person asking? I don't get why she started with the song. I'm not really sure, but the psychic plays along here. It's important to her. I think she thinks she's like on, you know, America's got talent, and even though it's filmed in 1982, I think she thinks this is like an audition for something,

but the psychic jumps in here. And he liked it and he said he was going to be listening for it. And he didn't know he was going to pass the next week. And I didn't. And the song found out in then 22 seconds later. 22 seconds later. 22 seconds later. I'm going to die.

22 seconds is all I got. But then you can't say that, can you? It's like it was meant to be, just meant to be written. And I want to know. The guy that's holding the microphone. Yeah, Chris Cornell. If I was gonna say, he's like the 96 rock PA from the 80s.

Yeah. So, you got to see the visuals on this, but it's a lady and she's just tall, skinny, with red hair. The kind of red hair that you only get by going to the old lady hair salon where they make it, they just dye your hair red because that's the only color that Gray will take. She's got a fantastic flowery blouse. And then the guy, he's got a ponytail. He's got to be in his early 20s and he's got some kind of rock to his shirt.

He's straight out of the movie singles. Yeah. True for it. And am I ever going to get anywhere with it to have it recorded by anybody where it's going to be played on the radio? Well, I'm out of record executive. Sit down and shut up. I'm here to tell people about their loved ones.

Who? I see somebody with a leg. Who's got a leg? I'm a shout out, but I'm here to tell people about their loved ones. Who, I see somebody with a leg. Who's got a leg? Who would a family member with a leg? Care about your fucking song. Not until he learned a certain lesson. He has to own up to the some of the things he's done. Okay, so here we go. We start with I've right into the bullshit right away. So get this.

Lady stands up, gives this long convoluted thing about how her dad passed and no one had any idea. Of course, she had no idea. No one knows when they're gonna die, right? So my dad passed. I wrote this song for him. I wanna know if it's ever gonna be a hit single. That's what she wants to know. And this other lady goes, not until he learns a lesson.

It's like what? Huh? I gotta learn a lesson. You gotta learn a lesson. No one gets anywhere for free, kid. Spread them now. Yes, grass or gas. No one gets anywhere for free, kid. Spread them now. Ask, grass, or gas. No one rides for free. My father, I don't understand what you mean. No one does. way he's a very well reincarnation but now how does that affect my song how does

that affect my song how does that affect my future royalties I've got my manager here with me. Was that be in my contract? She seems very confused. She's everyone's very confused. Look at that guy. He's like, he would have a deck. It's the best thing that's ever happened at 96 for rock. I'm sorry, I can't hear you very well. I was wondering because I wrote the song and I sang it for him. But is there any hope for my song that I, that I, is anybody going to ever record it nationwide that is going to be heard on the radio? Oh my gosh, that is quite the request. Okay.

The dude from 92.6 Dick in Minneapolis should immediately go, yes, we will play your song. I promise you, on our morning show. Yeah. As a matter of fact, I got a great place for you to play that song. It's called The Commercial.

Right, you're gonna be a hit kid. You're gonna be a star. Ha, ha, ha. play that song. It's called the commercial break. You're gonna be a head kid. You're gonna be a star. Somebody throws in funny interjections and he won't probably when did he die? A year ago, November. He probably hasn't come back yet in another life. There's a line. There's a wind list. There's a wind list. If people have to go through all, you have to be vetted.

You've got to go get the permits. That's right, Chrissy. With the coronavirus, there's short staff in the reincarnation department. They're trying to put new skin together as quick as possible. Not easy to find a baby body day in it. You know what I'm saying? He could come back as a toad, though, and possibly sing your song.

Let me give you... Ribbit! Ribbit! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! That's lady. She's for someone. Wow. Ribbit ribbit Lady she's for some while someone's been given her a pain medication. Yeah, she's drunk or on something. Oh my god Wandering a song

She wrote a song and she wants to know if it's gonna get recognition You have to get it get out here. You have to get it out there. You have to get it out there like my dentures. Their dentures are falling out. You have to get it out there. Mailing and all those send it to a mailed all the big record companies in Hollywood

Be a little past your prime I've got a tour coming up you can open for me I am. I am. It's um, all the doors are closed. You can't, you can't find anybody to it. Oh, you can't find anybody. Um, who will, um, you know, if they don't know me, there's no one who will. Well, I'm sorry, Jean. What do you want from me? I'm just an old lady who pretends to listen to dead people.

I'm sorry, I didn't know if you read the poster walking in, but this isn't about you. But she thinks this is an audition for American Idol. This is the funniest thing to me. I watch this three times. I just can't get over it. This is everyone's confused. Yeah. I think he't get over it. Everyone's confused. Yeah.

The host is, I think he is like a host of a show. Okay. Because you can see in the background. It looks professional. Yeah, it's like meat, mark, candela, or whatever, right? And then she walks in, looking to sing her song. And the psychic goes 107 with her dentures falling out. It's like, I don't think he's been being punished yet. I don't know.

Wrong conversation. I'm talking to someone that's dead. I'm sorry. I've gotten the confused. I got to do conversations going on right now. Do anything to help my- Did you tell her about Joe? What?

I'm sorry? When would you tell her about Joe? What? Joe? When would you tell her about Joe? We know of someone that could possibly help you. Joe! Unfortunately, he died. He's sick. He's sick. He's sick.

He's sick. He's sick. He's sick. He's sick. He's been dead for a long time but for a little price of $7,000 I might be able to have a conversation with the two of you. He's still got a lot of connections and all you want to do. Unfortunately, they're all dead also, but we'll figure something out. Tell her about Joe.

Have you told her about Mark? Mark's got canneracks. But he's got a really here for this kind of shit. Call me on my purse at all. This is her song. She says she knows someone that can possibly help you with your song. Oh, well, I'd like to know about that. My husband can tell you. You can.

Everybody this. You can? This is my lucky day They got a came with this weird room. Yeah, where the rug. Thank God. I came to the storm shelter To see this lady and no idea who she was I thought the television crew was there for me. He knows the last door you knock on sometimes I thought the television crew was there for me. You know it's the last door you knock on sometimes. Sometimes it's.

With these two ladies, it looks like literally the last door they might be knocking on. It's psychic Tita's husband, Willie. Everybody? Psych Tina. Oh, there's Willie. Oh my God. Oh, there's Willie.

Oh, there's Willie. Oh, wait. He looks like that cold leader guy. I said the aliens were gonna come to Earth and they did the Nike's, they bought all Nike shoes. Oh, the SpongeBob culture, whatever it was. I know what you're talking about. Yeah, the cult.

And in Los Angeles, where everyone died. Yeah, I was gonna come on the comment. He was gonna come on the comment. He was gonna come on the comment, Haley Bob Haley or Haley Bob or whatever it was called, Haley Bob Haley. I think there's an HBO special about it, that guy looks very similar. Well maybe it is, but yeah. I'd like you to meet my husband, everybody,

take a sip of the coolie now. I've got, what I'm doing is I'm just, I'm ensuring my work for years to come I'll be fucking do you all say I got a stuff from the middle earth with a bunch of people is we're running low I'll ask Theta question too. I wonder will I ever become rich? Your husband ever become rich Will I ever become rich? We have never become rich. I'm not a fan of anything to say about it.

It's been like 30 years younger than she is. He's riding her coattails man. This is a sugar papa right here. I see what's going on. Well, blessed. I really do. So I mean, it's not just very small. She says very fast.

I want to ask Tito a question. I want to know if she's ever going to find out about my lover. Steven. Yes. You know. Oh, you mean Joe. Joe. Joe.

Tell him about Joe, the guy who's always at the house, cutting the bushes and singing the songs. He gives you the shower because you can't reach your back. You know the world. Very soon. Good. I'm going to remain his friend then. And it's going to be safe for me to go home with you tonight. Now what's it? What's it like? It's like, is it? No, seriously. You drive like a devil Every time your dentist fall out Oh, I love this lady to a psychic is that is that weird does that freak you out one?

Okay, this is 27 years later You don't get away with anything and I keep telling her turn your mind off stop thinking right you don't get away with anything. And I keep telling her, turn your mind off, stop thinking, right? You can't surprise her. That sounds like daffy duck. I keep telling her, turn that mind off right now. Suckering, fuck it down. You can't get away with it. Oh my God.

Okay, all right. I, we will go through the rest of this video at some point, but there are still other things that we get. The video is like, I don't know, it's like 10 minutes long, but it gets better. But there are better things to come, settle down, we'll get back to it. It's not the last time we're gonna get to it.

Now I'd like to, this is a psychic that went on a local television station to promote some psychic event he was going to be. The weather guy? No, not the weather guy, you'll see. He's coming up. He was not the weather guy you'll see it Weather guy it's gonna be cold and rain I've been talking to our last weather man rich Richardson he died about six years ago. He says it's gonna be raining

It's the psychic weather with Bob Weather is kind of a psychic thing, right? They never fucking get it right. Not even the weather channel, whose sole responsibility is, is to show you advertisements every three seconds and give you the weather and click bait all those fucking videos, you know. I know, I know those videos that they hit me. Amazing man, lift 3 three thousand pound car off baby And then you watch it and it's like he's got a tow truck and he puts it up and the baby wasn't even near the truck World's largest crocodile

woman That it's like the crocodile eating a plastic doll This plastic doll had an unfortunate incident with the dog, though. I know. It's such a clickbait. And it's all so negative, right? And the weather channel, there's like, you can do a lot of research about the weather channel, but it's owned by basically a bunch of fucking morons who believe that we should have to

pay for the weather information. That was, that normally is just free because we pay taxes and, you know, no other, you know, national, low-sheenic or whatever. Yes. that normally is just free because we pay taxes and you know know that you know national low shianic or whatever. Yes, but these guys make a ton of money out of now. The weather channel is a local Atlanta station and I know they do a lot of good. They warn people about deadly weather and they make sure that you got the information as quick as possible. But they never, whatever it is, with IBM Watson. But the truth is, yeah, they can get tornado right or they see a hurricane

coming to get people out of the way, but even then, yeah, get it right. There's gonna be 64 feet of flooding in Atlanta today. It's sunny in 79 degrees outside. I've had this river flooding on my app. It's like blinking red. Morning, flooding, flooding, flooding. Meanwhile, it's like, I don't see a cloud. I wish they would have to like tell you they're sorry after they get it wrong. Yeah. Sorry about yesterday's weather. It seemed like that was going to happen.

And when they say acu-view weather, they should have an accuracy meeting. How many times do they actually get it like the politics leader? I guarantee they get it right less than half the at least. Okay, wait, anyway, this is a local news station somewhere. Thank you very much, Gary. We're joined now by Walter Rice, one of the folks behind the new Earth holistic festival. It's happening. I'm like, I'm supposed to fall. Oh, yeah. Let me translate for those who may not be aware. Lots of crystals. Get this piece.

Lots of crystals. Sagi boobies and mushroom tea. Yes. Yes. Three days of getting high and shoving off responsibility. That's right. Networking off responsibility. That's correct. Networking. Yes.

That's right. Taking me time. Connecting with Evans. I've got my moon side for lunch. That's right. I'm in my moon cycle. By the way, all stuff that I'll believe, as soon as I turn off these microphones. Well, psychics, healers, and vendors from around the nation at the Tom Bevel Center at UAH tomorrow.

And Sunday, thank you very much Walter for being with us this morning. Tell us a little bit more about what will be available to folks who come this weekend. Well, we have a whole variety of things. We have a light selection. We have a whole variety of things. We have a wide selection. We have a whole variety of things. We have a ayahuasca, mushrooms, PCP, crystal meth, me, and with spouting bullshit, by the high, bubble blowing machines. Bubble blowing machines is a popular one. I don't know if you've ever been into

our moon-charged rocks. They're charged with the moon. That gives you extra special superpowers, heroes, when you're on your period. That's for the women out there. You have an ailment, you can just stick the rock on that hurt. That's right. We're joint. Yeah. This is mud. This is mud from the Jupiter cycle.

This is called Jupiter mud. And if you put jup, if you have a raging case of the herbs, you can put that right on your veg. And it just soaks all that herbs away. I don't know how it works. That's right, it's something about science. I have a whole pamphlet on it if you want to do it. And then I don't know if you've ever had an eye infection.

What I've got here is I've got goat urine in infused with a little bit of sage, Chris. Oh yeah, that's, I've heard that. Just wash your eye and you can drink a little bit if you, Chrissy. Oh yeah, that's, I've heard that. Just wash your eye, and you can drink a little bit if you want to get the coronavirus away. And it works wonderfully. We have 32 studies, not blind studies, not actually studying anything really.

It's just 32 individuals who told us, it worked wonderful, but the smell didn't go away for a couple of days. But it's the price that we pay. And you'll learn more about it at the new whole Earth psychic, holistic, yes, crunchy granola festival this weekend my dad's backyard,

three hundred and fifty dollars a day. In the books, we have a variety of different types of psychics from tarot readers to palmists to an intuitive intuitive reader which doesn't use any type of tools. It's just based on intuition. It's just an intuitive reader. I don't know if you got it from the name. You use any tools. It's right, Chrissy.

No schooling, no training, nothing. He's all intuitive. No, the hammer. He just uses his gun. No hammers, no nails, You know, the timer. Yeah, he's just, he just uses his gun. No hammers, no nails, no screws, no nothing. This is amazing technology. No goat piss, nada. I'll just do any of that.

I haven't made it. No tarot cards, nothing. That's what he called it. I know. I know. I know. This guy's on top of his game. No tarot cards, no sage, sage.

Furn some sage around the house. You said, sage? I'm sorry, I'm using my intuition this whole time. Natural healers, reflexology works on your feet, energy balancing, which kind of works on all aspects of your life. We have feet healers. We have balance healers, which use more bullshit than the feet healers. But in all balances out, that's what we call them balance healers. Balance healers.

Yeah, can we take a little bit of science and a lot of bullshit, but all the balances itself out after a while. It really takes a manville before you come. You're going to feel so much better. If you got some aches and pains, take four advils, come down to the festival. We'll make you feel better. We have a whole variety of free lectures, everything from, um, see, close to the end, wait, I'm getting a message from the heavens.

They're telling me that you can get an autographed copy of my book at the New Earth's Holistic Crunchy Grinola Sunshine Moon Festival. For 29.95, I will write an inscription straight to you. This is first edition. First edition. It was written ten years ago. We're still on the first edition. I've got a garage full of these fucking books Help me get rid of them. It's my dad's backyard Falls and 2012 into world prophecies to getting along better with your life and your personal relationships Get along better with your life

I've always wanted tips and tricks for getting along better with my life. You know, there's a There's one part of it. There's one part of me that I really don't like it. It's my life If you could change anything about yourself, what would it be? My life That's so argument That pesky life I just can't get along with it. It's bad, it's jamming. I can't save them. We just can't see my day.

We don't see eye to eye. What can I say? I want a divorce. I want a divorce. I hear it takes 22 seconds. Let's get this over with. The light of Christ Center, one of the local churches is going to give a couple of topics.

And it's also going to be set up there. It's just the light of Christ. It's a great experience for people who have never done anything like this to get the whole gamut. And a lot of people probably actually it's better if you've never done this but get more money out of you. Yeah. Oh man. You're looking for something alternative. You know, the world seems kind of unsure right now, and they're looking for some kind of piece about their line. Also, a local newscaster could get good bumble the interview with the Volshiti psychic. People are saying things that anybody could come up with.

People are so unsure right now. They're looking for some surety, some sureness, some sure, I can tell me I'm here by some sure yeah Bob yeah getting a message from the heavens my dad doesn't want people leaving cigarette butts on the backyard the deck is VIP like that of me cooking burgers my dad will be cooking vegan squirrel burgers yes yes I'm a lot of people I was making the answer saying hopefully we can point them in the right direction or vegan squirrel burgers. Yes, yes, I have a lot of people. I was thinking for answers. Yeah, hopefully we can point them in the right direction or at least have the tools there to. So that they hopefully we can point them in the right direction, but I mean,

in some direction, maybe the wrong one, but I don't know. Not sure. I'm really the right one. I should have practiced. See or find what they're looking for. Mm-hmm. And if you've watched the morning news long enough, you know, I'm pretty much see you're fine with your looking for. And if you've watched the morning news long enough, you know I'm pretty much game for about anything. So, whoa, whoa. If you watch this case and long enough, you know that I, they call me loose legs, Lucy, and I am ready to rock.

I've been on this trip before. I've literally demonstrated dildos on air. I gave it about every one of when a uh, what a viewer wrote in and said, should I marry the up the butt girl? I did it up the butt. I went deep undercover investigative journal and ad journalist him at its finest.

You see Bob the weather man sucked his dick. I'm ready for anything. And if you think I'm ready for anything you should talk to Bob. Bob's some Joe's dick. Maybe I'd ask you if you can help me just tell me something about what you see in my future. Okay, just give me a runny chair. Just give me 20 to 30 seconds to look on the internet. Let me check my second camera. You're gonna sleep tonight.

Yes, I see you driving home from the station. Lay baby. Be careful, there's an accident right around the corner. Drive carefully. Like you could make a man. I I think you could make him anything. I know, I could make him anything. Bring it on, Brella, this week, it's Bounderaid. I just saw.

Where the white panties trust me on this one. Certain disaster. If you were those red panties on Tuesday. Take a deep breath here and we'll see what comes up. He didn't even claim himself to be a psychic. No, he didn't. He's like, okay, I'm on the spot. Hold on. Yep. Let's take a deep breath here. This is what in his head is like, this is what big festival producers do. They do what's necessary. It's made for this moment.

We're gonna double attendees this year with this TV appearance from 25 to 50. Fuck you, Antlis. You said I'd never have imagined anything. I'm a big time moon festival producer. Ants like it, apparently, though too. They take a deep breath and figure out what bullshit I can come up with. Let's see what comes up. He literally looks like he's about to pass out.

He's like, ah! I will say that she needs to learn to relax a little bit better. It's a therapy session. What happened? Good, everybody. Learn to relax. I mean, that is the most general statement ever. Oh my God.

Let me tell you about how to get along with your life. Yes. Relax. Relax a little bit better. I feel like you need to eat a little healthier. How to get along with your life. Yes relax Relax a little bit better. I feel like you need to eat a little healthier Get a little bit more exercise. Blueberries. Blueberries. Stop stressing so much Flow down on the driving you're going a little too fast Don't look at your watch so much get off your phone

TV is the enemy read a book everyone's in a while Pray for the children in Africa It's not it that's not clear. Boy, that's unknowing Come on down to that festival this is amazing shit he just told me to relax he told me to relax and you know what i feel really tense right now because i'm forty and i'm still working in shaboyan when's that ABC nightly news gonna call full of trips but there are kind of

they're not what i call the normal i'm gonna go here type of trip is going to be like you gonna make a you you're gonna it's like gonna be like hamster nam you're gonna have sex with the pros to do it like that it's like a different kind of thing that i can with you trip to the beach but then i see like a trip west and then circling back around. I trip to the beach. Then out west and circle back around. Have you ever heard a map quest? It's fantastic. Well the kids are using it. I see a trip where you're gonna go

north and or south possibly east and west. Just, I just see a trip. And then come home. Yeah, it's the beach, but maybe not. It could be the mountains. I don't know, I'd listen. Yeah, I'm not a miracle worker. I'm just seeing this big agent.

Yeah, I'm seeing a trip. I've seen a trip to hedonism in Jamaica. Or you're gonna find your next husband, I don't know. Oh, I see the lawnmower guys are here to bother Brian and Christie's recording. Yes, they are. We'll see that actually happen a couple times this year. But it's both for business and pleasure.

It's both. Both business and pleasure. Both business and pleasure. It's both. Both business and pleasure. And or one of the other. You don't have a couple of opportunities that's one of presenting them. It helps to you to expand your horizons a little bit both personally. I don't know if you've been thinking about taking more classes or even on crafts or something like that, but I do see something of a learning. It's a class, any kind of class that you ever thought about taking more classes or even on crafts or something like that. But I do see something of a warning.

It's a class, any kind of class, if you ever thought about taking a class. You're a woman, you're probably doing some crafts or something like that. I don't know. What do you want from me? I'm the only gay man in Chibohy again. I don't know. He is literally shooting in the dark.

I love this guy. I know. I think. But also, really get more involved with community, even though I understand that's something that you do quite a bit already. I think, yeah, I want you to talk more with the community. Why are you in the community? Keep on with that.

Yeah, yeah, keep on doing that television thing you're up to. I hear the community really loves you. You're doing great things. It's taking on a more personal level with you and that's going to go real far with you and also reinforce your connects with what the station here are a lot better. Wonderful, wonderful.

Nothing really bad, so you're okay for a while. Oh wow, you're okay for a while. Nothing really bad till next Tuesday, so you're good for a minute. Meanwhile, meanwhile, he really does have clairvoyance and what he sees is she's walking out of the station against hit by a dumbbell and die. He's like, oh, this is uncomfortable.

Wow, so this is good for how long? The next year? This is gonna be pretty an uneventful year as far as bad stuff goes. Good, good, because we have a lot of elderly family members and things like that. And you know some sickly and you know I worry about that. Of course I worry about my children too, but you're saying I worry too much. I need to relax. Yeah you do. Yeah you do. You're a bitch, Janice. Everybody here. Stress and everybody else. Yeah, and everybody needs this channel because of you.

I mean, that's just the sense I get from talking with other community members. So keep on reaching out to that community. I know, I've got a lot of sick and dead family members. I just, I don't know. You remember Charlie and the chocolate factory when the three old people were stuck in the bed, the four old people stuck in the bed in the corner,

when she said that, just a picture came to my mind of four old people laying in her kitchen waiting to die. You're children, they're fine. I want to know. For now, there's two in particular that are really close to you. They've been having some serious health issues. It's going to get worse before it gets better, but I do feel like they're going to actually make a major improvement and get a second chance at life.

Oh, that's great. One of them's got pancreatic cancer. I'm going to get worse. And before it may be gets better. Listen, I think they call this netting. It's where the psychic will throw out a big net. And then as the person responds, they'll dig in. They'll dig into the bullshit, right? And so you just saw it. Just then he just dug into the bullshit. He was like two family members. That's taking a big risk.

Because she's already taught, she's giving up information about the multiple family members. That's right. And now he's saying they're going to be fine. You know, at least two. Yeah, there's at least two. I think I can take a chance on two. In his head, he's like, two?

Yeah, that sounds good. Go with two, Bob. Like here is brain. Like his bullshit meter. Go to Bob. Oh, third actually. Well, one of them certainly have any is 96 years old. So, you know, I'm sure that that's wonderful.

Good news then for me. I pray he's going to get a second chance at life at 96. Perfect. I feel like he's's gonna get a second chance at life at 96 Perfect I feel he's gonna get a lot worse before it gets better But he's gonna get a second chance in life these elderly people. Oh, what's 103? He's fine for like a decade. It's good He's gonna be dancing like Pretty soon don't you worry about him. I saw it in my brain.

Oh, my pleasure. All right, so if you'd like to learn further information, this is going to be at the Tom Bevel Center at U.A. Huntsville. This is coming out tomorrow from 10 to 7 and Sunday from 10 to 6, $5 per day.

Wow, that's a, that's pretty cheap actually. Well, you know what we need to do? I need to hunt this guy down. I need to find this guy. Yes. Find out what he's doing now. Oh, what is he doing now?

And if he's still doing the psychic stuff, I need to see if he'll be willing to come on the course or break and do some psychic stuff with us. Please. And listen, I'll have fun with it. I won't be a dick. I promise. Just Google the new or the holistic festival.

It's still running. It's still touring. Well, I'm going have fun with it. I won't be a dick, I promise. Just Google the new or the holistic festival exhibits. I'm running. It's still touring. Well, I'm gonna see, you know, now we know where it is and now we know when it was. So what we'll do is we'll just see if we can get to the bottom of who was there. That's for sure.

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Brian, wait, wait, hold on. I just had something come to me. Yep. I see the ending in the show. Ah, how did you know? Because I get along well with my life. You should be a meteorologist. My life and I are cool. Five dollars per day in my dad's backyard. Ten dollars if you want that. We definitely need to find that guy. Oh my God. We're going to find that guy. Okay. here's how you find us. Go to tcbpodcast.com, more information about the show. Listen to all the audio.

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