The Commercial Break - Go For Thanos!

Episode Date: October 8, 2021

Bryan tells Hoadley about his endless nights trying to get his daughter to sleep, they discuss the power weed couple known as Snoopy Doggy Doggy & Martha Stewart and wonder how Trump will call the Holyfield fight. Then the gang wonders why they cannot get anyone to watch them on YouTube while "Jesse" calls Thanos and gets 2,000,000 views!! Finally, Bryan and Krissy find Thanos' cell phone number and give him a ring to pick his brain.  LINKS: Want a TCB limited edition collectible sticker? Each series sticker is limited and first come, first serve. Click HERE to find out how! Or send a text or voicemail to 661-Best-2-Yo (1.661.237.8296) Watch this episode on Youtube TCBTV-minus Sponsor Streamlight Lending By SunTrust Bank (Use Code TCB for additional interest savings) DBSAlliance For Mental Health Help Magic Spoon (Use Code TCB) FUM (Use Code TCB) Smokeless Pipe for Smoking Sesation Castbox is the TCB publishing partner . Download The App Here! Subscribe to The Commercial Break Podcast Youtube Channel New Episodes on Tuesdays and now Fridays everywhere! Text or leave us a message: 1-(661)-BEST-2-YO  | (1-661-237-8296) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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You guys, you know, if you guys have seen the movie, you guys saw the En reason the Avengers and you guys know there was a huge message that was left untold and I really, really want to know. So maybe I can contact him, you know, get some answers out of him, that'd be pretty pretty frig- Yeah, because he didn't give it away at the billion dollar movie, he's gonna give it to Jester in the gymnasium. I think cool. Oh man.

So bad, these people liked this, but there's like two million likes on this video, it's insane. He must have bought those likes. He must have bought the likes. Must have. Now, for those of you who are new to my channel, how can someone not like our material? And then they go and they watch someone pretending to call Thanos at three in the morning in an empty gymnasium and they like that material.

Right. What are we doing wrong? Maybe we need to call Thanos. I'm wondering if people are just like really high or exhausted at 3am and such. You can't stop happening. It's true story. It's a ghost.

I'm wondering if that's when all these ghost hunters they all have gotten together in a great way back to the name yeah back to the nerve center 3 a.m. the devil's hour you can be Oh guys, I'm sorry Today's show is brought to my daddy's boss he's boss would like to know if he's really sick or just calling it sick. Because he's hungover.

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Yeah, yeah. Another episode. You've been waiting almost 48 hours for that next episode of the commercial break so you can delete it straight from your Spotify. Here it is! Fear no more. My name is Brian Green. This is Kristen Hodley and Happy Holidays. I'm going to be your host.

Oh my god, you're going to be a host. Best to you, Chrissy. Best to you, Brian. And best to you out there in the podcast universe. We have a great episode of the commercial break for you today. So please stay tuned beyond this minute. Yes, please do. I was just telling you in the first version of this recording that I just read that Vander

Holyfield and some guy named Belford are going to get together in the decrepit old age of the late 50s. I think Vander Holyfield may be in his 60s and they are gonna go and do a big Go on at it. Yeah, they're gonna go out in the boxing ring. Okay. It's like seven if I'm not mistaken. It's See we seven rounds seven four minute rounds or seven three minute rounds These guys, I hope they don't beat the shit out of me. I mean Avandio Avand or Holyfield clearly has some brain damage from his earlier years of boxing He's still pretty sharp not everybody get brain damage from it?

I think it's hard not to. It has. I'll tell you a funny story about. Just getting hit in the head. Yeah, I'll tell you a funny story about my brain, right? So last night, I'm on like night number 20. You might change in brain. I might. I want to talk to you about your changing brain.

Do you find that you're getting foggier in your old age? Like, it's hard to recall things as easy as it was before. Yeah. I hate that. That drives me crazy. find that you're getting foggy or in your old age. Like it's hard to recall things as easy as it was before. Yeah, I hate that. That drives me crazy. Well, I think we just have more info in the brain. I'm gonna go with that. Yeah, yeah, there's more stuff we gotta be worried about.

Yeah, that's right. Okay, so, and I got two kids, and so that's all that's on my mind. Right. 23 of the 24 hours out of the day. But the other night, I was on night number 28 of me and not feeling well. Oh.

Right, and so she's up and up and up, and she's crying and crying. And she's usually a very good sleeper in her own bedroom, but this is just like night after night. And I am the only one in the household that can put her to sleep for whatever reason. She wants daddy to put her to sleep, to rock her to sleep and I sing a song to her.

Sonny's at up. Sonny's at up. Sonny's at up. What a bad, bad, bad song. Go back and listen to the 33p episode and you'll figure out what I'm talking about. But um So after like two in the morning last night and Infrastration I leave the room and it's soon as I'm whiskey. Yeah. Oh my god

I wish I wish that I was that palsy Wish that I didn't fear permanent brain damage from bad alcohol. But now I mean listen our parents used to do it we turned out just fine or maybe we do I'm not sure. That is questionable. Maybe that's why I'm foggy. I'm 45. But so I leave the room and as soon as I pull that door shut., I'm picturing you like tiptoes. Oh my God, I'm doing the whole thing. Yeah. And then one little noise out of place and she's like,

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! And the poor girl, like you feel for her, right? Yeah. Her damn brother's still sleeping in the bed and he's like, what, I 32 years old now or something.

I don't know, what's like. He gets to sleep in the room, why don't I get to sleep and then remind the technique and put him out in the hallway now because I'm like, I can't deal with you, Nico. Yeah. Anyway, so I close the door, she's not as he's two in the morning

and I'm in such a frustration. I take my hands and I smack my head, right? But hard, like with heart, we know. Like, ah, yeah. For the next like 12 minutes, I'm dazed and confused. I'm like, did I just give myself a permanent kick? I shouldn't, I can't see him walking silly.

I'm holding Mia and my legs are shaking. It was really weird actually. And I don't know if I'm just being able to cut. I'm just exhausted. Yeah, maybe it was just exhaustion. I think it's exhausting. But anyway, so Evander Holyfield's gonna go beat the shit out of this other guy named Belford.

And the two of them are gonna get in a ring. And the crazy part is the promotion of promoters have just announced that Donald Trump 50 cent and Snoop Doggie doggy are going to be the announcers Oh, okay, I mean Why not do we have to give any more fuel to this guy? I'm just asking a question. Yeah, I mean listen I think it's gonna be I'll be entertaining at the very least right? Yeah, sure You're gonna listen to a little bit Sno. Steve Dog is a great commentator. Really is.

He did a lot with the Olympics that were pretty fun. Can't believe he was in the Olympics. No, he wasn't in the Olympics. He was just kind of in the Olympics. Oh, I know he was in the Olympics. I'm not going to qualify before. Best path brownies. If you don't mind.

He's a big synchronized swimmer. Best doggy dog. What's that? He's a big synchronized swimmer. Best doggy dog. What's that? He's a big synchronized swimmer. I like synchronized swimming. That was outfits or nothing to be imagined. Anyway, okay, so Snoop Dogggy Doggy, great story. The guy like, you know, he's straight up crack dealer

like when he's young. Yes. And then he goes to jail, he starts spitting lyrics and he becomes this media mogul. Overall, seems like an incredible guy gives back. He took these kids football. He smokes a lot of weed. That's the one that he does do.

That's his thing. But smoking weed now is just cool, everyone does it. Who doesn't smoke weed? And it's legal in most states. In some states, it's decriminalized. And now he's making out with Martha Stewart or whatever. He's doing those two or sleeping together. Maybe.

I like to think in my head. I like to imagine in my own head. They're definitely flirtatious. Oh yeah, they'll do it. I like that. I like that couple. I think that's the power couple of power couple. They are.

They're total loud. To smoking opposins, right? I could see Martha arranging the doggies. What? Snoop Doggy Doggies. Downstairs. Mix it up the next record. It's just Snoop Doggy Dog.

Oh, well, doggy doggy. Oh, I had his album, please I had that on repeat. What I went through my African boom boda face. I mean, we all did Dr. Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre, the chronic, and yes, the dog, sleeping on, she ain't and juice. Lay back with my money and my money and my money. My money and my money and my money. Snoopy do it. Snoopy DO double G. Snoopy DO double G. Snoopy DO double G and Dr. Dre or at your dull.

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L.i.ghtstr.m.com slash tcb for more information Okay, I want to get right into it today. Okay, exciting, exciting news. Oh my god Brian, what do you have? You know, I spend most of my time ignoring my children and my wife and on the the the deep and the anals of the internet my children and my wife and on the, the deep and the anals of the internet. Yes. And I really wanted to like, I was curious.

What do people think is a bad YouTube video, right? YouTube is a fickle bitch. You know what I'm saying? Like you can put out a video and you get, one of our videos has 70, 80,000 views on it with lots of likes. And then we have other ones that are like hundreds of views with lots of dislikes, right? There there's just there's no rhyme or reason either

I mean I'm the same idiot in the liked video as I am in the dislike video and I don't get it I don't understand the dislike the specific specific dislike I don't get it either I think people think if I don't like a video on YouTube I just turn away from it I click out of it here's what I think this is and I've actually researched this because it started hurting my on YouTube, I just turn away from it. I click out of it. Here's what I think. This is, and I've actually researched this, because it started hurting my feelings early on, but now I don't give a shit.

But it hurt my feelings early on, and I was like, why are people like purposefully putting the thumbs down? People who may not be used to using YouTube or the app YouTube, they may be disliking because they believe that can move you on to a different video. Like if you're throwing scrolling through this suggested feed. Right, similar to like Pandora or Spotify.

Correct. But yes, I got it. It's like a learned video. But don't show me more of this. Don't show me more. I do not want to see this moron again. Which that I can understand, right? Yeah.

So anyway, that makes sense. What is a video that's really disliked? I go on this rabbit hole and what I find is I find a video that's got about four and a half million views on a channel called Jester and Jester is a guy, right? And Jester has lots of videos and he is roundly described as the worst YouTuber out there. One of his videos, he gets the phone number for Thanos. And yes, when I say Thanos, I mean, the make-believe character

in the Disney Marvel movies, Thanos. You know what I'm saying? Yes, absolutely. I'll fucking read the case. Yeah. I want to let you know that he is not the only one who has made a video of him calling Thanos.

There are a number of people who have made a video of themselves calling Thanos. Okay. Here is the reason why people think they can call Thanos. In the movie, whatever, Justice League Supreme Warriors, what is that movie? Yes. Yes. The big one, you know, the one, whatever. The one where they all, where Thanos comes to destroy the world. The three and a half hour movie that I walked out of, you know, the one, whatever. The one where they all, where Thanos comes to destroy the world.

The three and a half hour movie that I walked out of, you know, an hour and a half. Not because I don't like the movie, just, okay. But, you know, I had a kid and at the time, it didn't make sense for me to spend another two hours walking in. But Thanos, at some point Iron Man picks up his phone and Thanos is calling him.

And on the screen, on the phone, shows an actual phone number. That phone number starts with the prefix 678, which is at length. That is at length. So rather than it say Thanos or 555555, which is often what people do, right? Uh-huh.

Or they'll put some novelty numbers. A lot of comedians will do that. They'll say, you know, they'll have like a fake commercial. You know, if you want to get rich in the real estate, a world called 622-7777. And then 622-77777 is some like prank line you call and there's like a funny little message. Right. But no, they gave them a phone number to put on the phone, the prop guys and the prop guys put an actual person's phone number on that phone. And it made it, the cut made it to the movie.

So now there is this phone number out there on the internet. It starts with 6.7.8. It won't give it away here. That is, was a person's phone number? It's no longer because of course they got millions of fucking phone calls for Thanos, right? But now there's guys out there that are making videos, that are clearly fake.

But there are millions and millions of people who are liking these videos. It is unbelievable. This content is also not specifically for children It's not on the YouTube for kids version. It's actually I would assume meant for young adults. Okay, that believed that for some reason Some Yahoo named Jester can get a hold of Thanos and not only is Jester gonna call Thanos He's going to FaceTime Thanos

And not only is, is Jester gonna call Thanos, he's going to FaceTime Thanos. Acting poorly, I might add, the entire time as if Thanos is going to answer the phone. Do you want, but now I've got the phone number for Thanos and I figure at some point today we're gonna call Thanos. Yeah, we should. But before we do that, would you like to take a listen

to some of the video of this kid, of this guy, I say kid, he's not a kid, he's a gentleman, right? Of this gentleman making a video of him calling things. Would you like to go through this a little bit? I've got a couple minutes of it. It's like 22 minutes long, right? If a total of eight minutes, seven minutes or something. Okay, okay.

This is Jester on his groundbreaking video. I called Thanos at three in the morning. That's the name of it, 3.30 in the morning, excuse me, because that's the devil's hour. He will explain three in the morning. That's the name of it, 330 in the morning, excuse me, because that's the devil's hour. He will explain that in a second. And what? As if we're scared of 330 in the morning, right? As you get the way to 330 to call Thanos.

Let me set this up for you by the way. Jester is in a gym, not a gym where you work out gym, like a gym where the, you know, the girls go to do the flips and twirls. Girls, I know I go to do the flips and twirls girls go to do gymnastics gymnastics gym right why he's there I have no idea he's all by himself or so he says what is all gestures welcome back to another video tonight I'm not lost emotion by myself and I'm going to be trying to face time Thanos from the Avengers video movie the guy who possesses the infinity gauntlet I'm going

to be trying to face time him at 3 o'clock in the morning. This may be my dumbest decision I've ever ever done, but I certainly hear dumbest video. I do have to say that. That's what I know. I know. This is just her, and I'm Jenna Terture, right? Life from the gymnastics hall. The day you've got a golf danna!

Think it would make for an incredible video, even if we are actually able to get a hold of him if we're able to fight a phone number that actually resembles his and we can contact what is a phone number that resembles his? Right. Like what do you Google Thanos and it's like a similar to that. That looks like a Thanos phone number if I've ever seen one. Alright, I know. Tim on FaceTiming, see his face, talk to him how he would.

And basically, the whole idea around this is for me, you know, I want to get some answers for you guys. You know, if you guys have seen the movie, you guys saw the En reason the Avengers, and you guys know there was a huge message that was left untold, and I really, really want to know. So maybe I can contact him, you know, get some answers out of him, that'd be pretty for me.

Yeah, because he didn't give it away at the billion dollar movie. He's going to give it to Jester in the, I mean, himnasium. I think cool. What the fuck, man? So bad, these people liked this, but there's like two million likes on this video.

It's insane, he must have bought those likes. He must have bought those likes. It must have. No, for those of you who are new to my channel, how can someone not like our material? And then they go and they watch, it's someone pretending to call Thanos in three in the morning in an empty gymnasium and they like that material.

Right. What are we doing wrong? Maybe we need to call Thanos like we're about to do. Yeah. I haven't seen a video from myself. Today I'm going to be face timing Thanos at 3 m because 3 m is the devil's hour. It's one it's pretty much the hour where the most paranormal activity like the creepiest, the scariest stuff, like we're all the ghost demons, all these sort of creepy things happen, and it's only felt this one hour. So scientifically proven, by the way, I just want you to know that.

I'm wondering if people are just like really high or exhausted at 3 a.m. and since you're seeing stuff happen. It's true story. It's gonna ghost. I'm wondering if that's when all these ghost hunters, they all have gotten together in a group. Quick, back to the gums.

Yeah. Back to the nerve centers, 3 a.m. It's the devil's hour. Yippee-yippee! Oh, guys, I'm sorry. Normally, when I face time these characters, they go berserk. They go absolutely nuts.

And I can't imagine already face timing someone who is already nuts. So try face-timing my ex-girlfriend. You want to see her? I can't allow to somebody at three in the morning. Wait, so he's doing face-timing other characters, he said? I did. I did this guy is just like babbling on about vulture.

It's like normally when I face time other movie characters, things go sideways. This guy's really crazy. Like normally, normally, but you need a friend. And normally that was on the phone with Rocky raccoon last night. We were exchanging gift recipes. It put we're going to add on to the craziness. But without further ado, guys, let's get straight into it. I'm going to go ahead and search for a phone number.

Alright, so as you guys can see right here, I got my phone open and it's pretty straightforward. All I am doing right now is I'm on Google as you guys can see. And I'm going to be searching up Thanos and then phone number. So I'm going to type that in. And there we have it right there. That's how you Google. There we have it right there. Are you Google?

Shit, I'm going to do it wrong the whole time Normally I open up my phone I throw it on the ground and I go go go Where's Thanos Up there it is pretty straightforward just got Thanos's phone number Straight forward wonder woman's addresses right here. Yeah, it's right there. You can see I'm gonna press go and let's see What kind of results I get. So I see a phone number already, I don't know what exactly that is. There's a couple I can already see in images.

I'm gonna scroll through it, maybe look at a couple of them. It seems like there's a lot of restaurants named this, so I'm gonna have to listen. Let's go out of Thanos. Hey man, we're gonna have a few of those burgers. You get ourselves some of those world-famous French fries. It's certain universe destruction. So stupid. Welcome to Thanos.

Is that like medieval times? Yes. Welcome to Thanos. How may I destroy you tonight? Jailball 4 450 superheroes? I think. And probably put some sort of Avengers in front of it so that they know that I'm talking about Thanos.

Who's they? How are they gonna know? What are you talking about? It's Google. There's no they. You're not a person on the other end going, it's Jester! He wants Thanos phone number. Everybody get together.

It's like there's something red button that gets pushed. It's Jester. He's got there's something red button against push. It's jester. He's got two and a half million subscribers. Quick, get him, then I'll just phone number back. Come on, man. Practice this before you recorded it. No, that's how I know. From the Avengers and not something completely off of topic.

So I'm gonna go ahead and search for it. I'm gonna find the number, put it in my phone, and I'll get back to you guys when I have found it. Okay, we'll be right here waiting for you. Let's get back to you guys. They did, bro. Okay, you will be right here waiting for you Back to you guys. Hey everybody else the thing on fireside right now. Chris Gonna go look up We're gonna go look up pink panthers phone number. We'll be back when we get it to you. Yeah, just hold tight Yeah, five minutes later. Oh my god. I hate that fucking thing

That is mini late. Yeah, it's not even funny and just like that a few minutes later. Oh my god, I hate that fucking thing. That is a minute late, dear. It's not even funny. And just like that, a few minutes later, I have found Thanos' phone number. Hopefully that's a proper number. I see a FaceTime option which, which hopefully means that this is the real one and when I FaceTime him, we will actually be able to see him on the camera and we'll see if this is the legit Thanos, which it might take me a few tries to find the proper number because there was a bunch of phone numbers that I went through and You know as I showed you guys if you guys want to try this you guys can go and search for the number yourself But I'm not gonna show you the number just in case anything too too crazy happens at 3. I don't want you guys to be in any sort of danger

Danger I'm protecting you for my own bullshit I don't want anything to happen to you like Like you find out that I'm completely full of or it's crap. So what I want you to do is put your phones away and don't try and dial Thanos. I'm the only one with his special phone number. And it's got a FaceTime logo, so clearly it's true. Which by the way, anytime he shows the screen,

it's completely blurred. So you don't know what's going on. You don't know what he's Googling or what he's doing. Oh, okay. And when's the last time a Google took a couple minutes? You know, he's like, here I am a couple minutes later. Five minutes later. Five minutes later. How many minutes does it take your Google to work? Yeah, mine's pretty quick. He's got Goggle. I'm gonna Goggle him real quick. By the way, reminds me to mention, do not try this anywhere. Do not try this at home. Do not try this at 3M.

You just told us if we wanted to try it, it's okay. And now you're telling us not to try it anywhere. What are you giving? It's just giving some kind of... Just try this at home. He's giving some kind of disclaimer as if someone's gonna sue him. Dying on Channel 2 Action News.

Boy calls Thanos, destroys the universe. First lawsuit filed in federal court. Please just leave it to the videos. Watch what I do. I leave it to the perfect. Leave it to the professionals to call Thanos. Yeah. Do this so that you guys can experience it with me. So with that being said guys, I'm gonna give him a call and let's see if he answers. All right, just gotta press the call and let's let's how you call. I've been waiting to work that I find. Let's hope this works.

Okay, so it's ringing so far. Hope legit. And it's just ringing. Hopefully he'll actually pick up and if he does, guys, we are in for a surprise like this is. Oh, you guys look. Hello, it's me Jesse. It's me Jesse. It's me Jesse. I Told you rage and I'd be calling

Me It's me Jesse. It's me Jesse. We were the one I was emailing with you back and forth. You remember me? I met you at the superhero trade show you told you gave me your FaceTime number I found that off Google I just wanted to call you at 3M nobody has my number except for Google What are we doing wrong YouTube? We get 70% Like some one of our videos this guy's got two million What if we do wrong does anybody believe anybody believe this is valuable content in any way shape or form this? I don't know Jesse. I don't know Jester

I don't know who he is. I don't know what I'm maybe people of him for some other reason This is the only video I've literally ever watched from this guy But it doesn't entice me to want a one-o-one. No, I did not smash that subscribe bell at the end of this video I'm just letting you know and okay I'm sorry Wait nobody else possesses this number except for everybody who can Google at. Anybody who can wait five minutes for Google to get the phone number at. He said I come in peace.

I can't understand what he was saying. Is it the real Thanos? Is it the real Thanos? Yeah, you can't understand what he's saying because he's got a bad vocalizer on it Is that the real does not hang up why don't you hang up hang up? You hang up. Don't you hang up you hang up. No you hang up. This is the real fat ass I control the universe, but I can't take photo away. Verizon won't let me just get a hang of. I'm having problems with my android. Actually the real thing. Oh

Okay calm down, how do you think you're real? Calm down. And that's what you say to Thanos. Calm down. Calm down. That's like telling someone who's upset to calm down. Yeah, that's the worst. That is the worst. Why don't you just calm down? First rule of marriage.

Never tell anybody to calm down. No, no. Show yourself. Show yourself. You're on FaceTime. You're on face time, dude show yourself No way guys that's the real infinity. Go. You see how it lit up Oh my god, it's I who knows what this guy is talking about? He's in a full blown delusion.

No, yeah, it's a really infinity knowledge. I'm in the gym. I'm in the gym. I'm going down the hole. Nope, you're just in the foam pit, bro. I first, I did not think that was real, okay? His face wasn't showing. I saw a bit of the glove, a little bit of the gauntlet,

not too much of it. But guys, that's the legit thing. That is the real thing right there. And he hung up the call, literally right after he said that, he said he's coming for me guys, he's really coming for me. What the hell do I do at this point? Like what do I even do versus f-? Don't call the police, don't call your parents, don't call your friends and family. What we need to do is stay in that empty gym, turn off all the lights and unlock the doors. That's the best way that's right The real Thanos is coming after you guys. What do I do as if it's a live video? What do I do now that subscribe Bell and tell me what to do next?

I'll be back in a few minutes No, it's okay, but I couldn't even believe that was the real thing because there's no face It was just some like white Misty area with his glove he showed us his glove guys, which means that must be the real thing. You guys see how it lit up That's the real thing This guy remember the guy who wrote the the artist. What was his name? The art you know the artist that horrible movie that ever yeah the movie this guy I took acting lessons from that guy

Guys I think he's here. I think he's here. Did you guys see that? Yes, we did no we didn't watch Watching a YouTube video. What do you think? We're standing right next to you. You're doing such a good job of bringing this right in the room with you. Yeah. We're just flashing. And the pose lights in now. No, no, no, no, no.

I'm going to turn the lights out because that's what you do when scary things come towards you. Yeah. You don't want to see them. You and I have no idea what's coming at you. Right. You just want like a white mist. Yeah, you want a white mist and a glove. Pop it out. This video brought to you by Sierra Missed.

Refreshing flavor with that Pepsi Cola touch. Oh my god. Stores locked. Oh my God. Oh my God. So is locked. Oh God, guys. This is not good. Okay, make the hike. Really fast. Oh my God.

I don't know what's going on in this video because first of all, he's got like sound effects way too loud and he's just running from corner to corner. If you watch the video he's running from corner to corner with first of all a huge ring light attached to his phone right and then additionally a flashlight. That one full. I'll get it. It will get to it. It's one full. He says I'm going to turn off the lights off and then it keeps the ring light on. He's like that way you can't see if I'm coming. I'm going to lie down. He's like, that way you can't see if I'm coming. Nice.

This is not good. Okay. If that was just actually at this gym, I'm screwed. I will not make past this video. Okay. Yay! You don't say. This could be very, very bad.

No, it's already very, very bad. Yeah, it's already very, very bad, bro. It's bad for everybody who's watching. Yeah, it's gonna get worse. It's gonna get worse from here. There's another 27 minutes to go. Oh my God. Like Avengers, it's two hours too long. I'm gonna stay as quiet as I can.

I'm gonna close the light on my camera and I'm gonna listen for any sort of noises, any sort of bangs or any sort of walking and I'm really, really hoping. Why are you still talking? If you can't, this is really, and what are you talking about? Why are you giving us a play-by-play

of what you're going to do? I'm gonna listen in case I hear any footsteps, any banging, any doors opening, any ants marching, any Dave Matthew bell. Hit me up at the commercial break. I'm passing the baton on to the commercial break. Okay. Thank you. You're welcome. Show me something to yourself. Oh my god. He's really taking a lot of time to do this.

He said, Chris, this goes on for, so I'm gonna get to the second part because this is, what's you here? He just starts making, you know know someone's making noises in the background Turns his head with his huge ringlight and of Jim and you by the way at one point there's a mirror You know like a gyms have a bunch of mirrors. Yeah, so he's he's hiding in the corner But the corner is full of mirrors right and so what you see is you can see that there's clearly two other people on the other side of this like directing it, you know, like banging on the wall and it's just bad. It's just bad. Four million views. I'm just reminding you, this has four million views.

I'm gonna see me. What if the hell that was? It kind of looked like a like a laser or something. It's sound kind of like I, he said, Pee-pee-pee-poo! Pee-pee-poo! Pee-pee-poo! Pee-pee-poo! Sounds like a laser that could destroy the world. It went right over my head. It didn't manage to destroy anything in the gym. No. But it could have. I'm gonna jump right now, guys.

I know he is. I didn't see what that came from. I want to remind you, this guy is not playing this for satire. This is not a joke. He's like, I think he's actually trying to make people believe. I would imagine young adults that the Thanos is in the gym with him, hell bent on destroying the Earth. Right.

Consequences for FaceTime. Yeah. Right. Paul. Guys, maybe, maybe somehow he's like controlling the gauntlet to do this work for him while he's not here. I'm not sure what's going on, guys. I'm going crazy, okay?

I'm going crazy, this is not crazy. I think you're showing up, Chris. I think you're going crazy. I think you are there, my friend. Okay, so listen, so this goes on for minutes and minutes. And I wanna let you know that this is not the only video out there where someone has dialed Thanos with a similar over dramatic, you know, interpretation of what would happen if you actually called Thanos. Okay. So to be fair to Jesse and Jester and all these other guys who are out there calling Thanos, there's another guy that's twice as obnoxious as this guy, but I couldn't even stomach playing six minutes of that guy

He was just too out of control and and every and I won't even say the name of it But I'll just say this you know the like and subscribe game is what it's all about on you have to like things You have to subscribe it so you get views right this other guy who if I mean whatever anyway this other guy Says like and subscribe every 20 seconds, right? Oh my god guys it's Thanos it's Thanos Anyway, this other guy says like and subscribe every 20 seconds, right? I'm like, oh my god guys, it's Thanos. It's Thanos. Like and subscribe to the video.

Here comes Thanos. He's going to kill me. Like and subscribe. Make sure that if I'm going to die, don't do it in vain. Like and subscribe. Buy my merch. Yeah. He says it every 20 seconds.

I can believe it. That should be, that'll be a different bit. We'll go over that video in a different time. Okay. Yeah. But I thought to be fair to Jesse and all these other people who are calling Thanos, right? That we should ourselves dial Thanos and see what happens.

Do you want to do that? Yeah, let's do it. So I'm going to type it into Google. People pop, pop, pop, pop. That's the Google machine. I'm going to go to the Google machine. I'm going to type it in. And we'll be back in 12 to 17 minutes when Google comes back. Oh, here it is. Google people pop up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up at the commercial break on Instagram. It's ringing, guys. Guys, it's ringing. If he answers, we're fucked.

Hey. Hey. Go for Thanos. Oh my God, it's Thanos! We gotta hold it a re- Hey, Thanos! Hey, Thanos, how are you? How did you get this number?

Oh, I'm sorry, did I catch you at a bad time? No, no, no, no, no, I'm just chilling out, smoking some weed and getting ready to destroy the earth Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to bother sure. I don't mind that people call it all. Oh, okay great Well, listen, uh, it's Brian and Chrissy from the commercial right good for you We were we were just listening to that Jesse guy he uh Jesse jester I don't know Jesse jester. I don't know if you know I mean made a whole YouTube video with you Apparently you're at some gym in the middle of nowhere that guy's an asshole good for you I'm sorry. I didn't realize Jesse was such a sensitive subject you tell jester to leave me alone

We'll pass along that information. so I just wanted to let you know I mean, you know, I know you're busy. I know you got to destroy the earth and everything you're busy You know putting together your the twittlesticks or stones or whatever that is that you're doing So how's that going listen? I was going to you know, I can put the rings together and all the stones on that bullshit I basically destroyed all universe, but I'm looking at you guys. I think you're doing a good enough job yourselves Uh, I think we got you know, I'm saying. I do know what you're saying. Yeah, we're really better put ourselves in a picture down here on earth Yeah, do you think there's any way you can help? Additionally, if there's little piece of cloth put over your mouth, it's gonna save the earth and have the bone head won't do it

Well, you know, uh, you got it fucked Might agree with you Well listen, we don't want to bother you too much We know you've got to run around to other YouTube videos and make an appearance. Let me subscribe my video And could you just do us a favor and say like and subscribe? Okay, gotta go the wife screaming that I need to put the baby to bed. Talk to you soon. Best of you.

Oh, best of you. Best of you, brother. Best of you, brother. Nice. Good for you. Good for you. Talk to you soon. Good for you.

That's along the message to Jesse. That guy's an asshole. Oh, is it that Jesse gets five and a half million? Billion, you know, he's got money. That guy's probably making a four and a half million subscribers. Two and a half million subscribers. No. He's probably making a, I don't know.

I don't know, I just can't even guess. It's got to be like, what, like, at least half a million dollars a year that he's making on. I had revenue. Really? I don't know. Yeah, I know, I just can't even guess. It's gotta be like, what, like, at least half a million dollars a year that he's making on ad revenue. Really? I don't know, I think there's like big money in that. I think you get like a five cents per subscriber year is like the average or something like that. Okay.

So if you've even got two and a half million subscribers then you're making, yeah, you're making about of a half a million dollars a year. We're up to like, I don't know, seven. Maybe we should like, seven subscribers. Maybe we should pivot in our course of action. We should, our course of action we should we should just become youtubers good for you Thanks Thanos. I appreciate I do you're gonna agree that guy's an asshole

I Like go for Thanos go for Thanos. I'm a nice touch. It was a nice touch Yeah, you know, what amazes me about all of these videos that I found about Thanos and calling Thanos and all this other stuff, is that you can take something so incredibly fake. Right. Clearly, you know, Thanos does not exist. There is no Thanos. It was a movie and people don't really, I don't think most, I think even my children who are three and one, probably get that Thanos is

not a real thing. You know, Thanos is actually not coming down from the sky. Sure, I don't mind if people call it all. Thanks, buddy. But and then they turn it into these videos and, you know, all of a sudden they're making millions of dollars off of these videos that people are liking. Do you believe that people are, do you believe that these guys may be paying for these views and these likes? I mean very, very likely, right? Aren't there agencies that deserve people out there to do this all the whole time?

Yeah. Like they say probably the same agency that does those bigfoot guys It's John Skinny John popper look at he's in the woods I have to believe that that might- We've got to revisit that. We'll do big foot in the whole. Listen, that is just plastic T.C.B. material, but I want to burn it out. There's a lot of it.

I don't want to make people think we're all about, you know, just big foot 24 hours a day. We did do, I think, two episodes straight in a row of it. Three episodes straight in a row of it. Yeah, it's like, I'm just curious. I'm, I always get curious when I find like I've been noticing Instagram at a different weight lately. Okay. We talked last week.

We did over, over under, right? Overrated underrated or right on. And we talked about Instagram and I said it was overrated, but I mainly may feel that way because I don't have, we don't have any right following us on Instagram. We cannot't have, we don't have any following us on Instagram. We cannot for the life of us get anybody to follow us on Instagram. We can give you a listen to the show,

but we just can't get them to, and so, and then I'm not looking at Instagram and Facebook and YouTube in a completely different way since I watched that fake famous. Now I'm looking at it like, are these people just playing the game? Are they just feeding the monster? Yeah, and so if this guy makes half a million dollars

on the views, right, because of the advertising revenue, could he take 100,000 of that and really build himself a nice channel that appears to be legit and is getting promoted a lot out there on the YouTube suggestion box because of all of these fake likes, comments, and subscribers that I get now. I'm not saying that is actually happening. I don't know Jesse or Jester. I don't

know his channel. And again, maybe he's very popular for lots of different reasons. And this is just a dumb video I found of him. But I look at things with a completely cynical eye now because I know I knew this was happening in a some degree. But when you watch that movie, it's clear that it's happening to every degree. Like everybody is doing this. Like there is a podcast that we are aware of that you go to their Instagram page and they've got like 225,000 followers on their Instagram page and they get less than five people to ever like any of their posts and they're very rarely are there comments on their posts. And I just happen to understand how much traffic they may

or may not get because I've had a conversation with them about it, right? And I'm like, wow. You something's off. Something's off, right? There's no parody here. It doesn't, you know, like I know that if we have so many listeners and we can't get 1,000 people to like our Instagram,

how do they have that many less listeners and then get 225,000 people to like their Instagram? So now I'm looking at everything with like a cynical eye. I'm like, oh, the sucks. Are we ever gonna get ahead? Are we ever gonna? I think we just keep on, keep on, keep on. One of my life's goals is to be a micro influencer. I want to be a micro influencer, getting micro payments

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