The Commercial Break - Guess Who's Back! Back Again!

Episode Date: October 18, 2023

Our girl Krissy is back and so is her glorious laugh! Bryan & Krissy cover Krissy's notes from last week, Bryan's love for Dua Lipa, and, of course, Theresa Caputo. We’re hoping Papa Joe can exact revenge on Theresa Caputo from beyond the grave Fact news or fiction! Krissy needs rose jail explained to her again Bryan is in an AI 90’s yearbook Christina has a degenerative mind?! Well, shit Mint choc chip is a flavor exclusively for dads Bryan would like to be a woman during ovulation Let’s get to Theresa Everyone’s a young male! Do you understand that? TC loves a generalization, and even on that she’s wrong Who! Who! Who! Ya motha’s motha’s motha Oh him? He should have died Ah, Theresa’s maniacal laughter Papa spirit! Speculation on Theresa’s hair LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Call 626.ASK.TCB3 and leave us a voicemail Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Producer & Audio Editor: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D**  

I don't really want to look at a penis for any longer than a half-trade thing. That's why I want it to go inside so it gets out of my face. If you're starting to feel bad about your vagina, just Google Dix. And you'll start feeling okay. On this episode of the commercial break, I don't know just for some reason. I, but I can't truly understand somebody until I spend a day in their shoes. So actually, it doesn't really a day in their bra

I Can't understand you and as I spend a day masturbating as you The next episode of the commercial break starts now Commercial Break starts now. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh yeah, Kazakhstan's welcome back to the commercial break.

I'm Brian Green. This is the director of Parlor Trixon's Spirit. Kristen Joy, hold lay best to you, Kristen. That's right. Oh my gosh, so good to have you back here in this studio. Oh, I'm going to be back. Put all of the rumors aside. I did not get to do a leave, but I did not sign do a leave Put all of the rumors aside.

I did not get Do-a-Leap, I did not sign Do-a-Leap as my new co-host. It's Chrissy Hothi. Oh, not yet. The negotiations are on. The end-side will keep her safe. I thought I'd bring in here one last time to take about all the listeners. That's some fun. I just can't get it up you.

I missed you dearly. I missed you. I missed the intro music. I missed Blues Barking. I miss you. I miss the intro music. I miss blues barking. Don't worry. We'll get one of those in the 40th episode. That's our landscapers are back. Yeah, they're right. Don't worry, brother. I got you covered. Hey boss. Hey boss. I thought you said between noon and 1230 to 30. No, I said don't do it between noon and 30.

No problem boss. See you it between noon and third earth no problem boss See you tomorrow between noon and to 30 okay, thanks Right as we sat down recording they heard the moor god damn He actually listened to the show because I told them I said I go you know you I did I I said one I go brother you're in like half the episode. So it's you guys keep on ignoring what I said. Let me check out that commercial break. I'll tell you what's going on. He goes, oh yeah man, sounds loud.

And I was like, no shit, why are you doing it again? Oh, you gotta love him. He's been with me for a while. He's gonna go, I'm gonna have him till the day I die. He's gonna be. Once you find a good lawn person, I mean, once you find a good anything, you

stick with it. In 2023, it's just a shit show as far as anything you're having to do a service industry. It's really a role of the dice. And these guys, I love them, they're friendly, they work hard, the price is right, and it gets done well every time. I just have to live with the fact that they squash my only way of making revenue here on the commercial break with their loud blowers and lawn boards every time I open the mic. It's okay. But we get a good laugh from it. We do get a good laugh from it. I miss you horribly. And I love you share whatever you want to share about whatever's going on. But I just wanted to say that many listeners have written in

and have said what a great job the Christina and Astrid did, but there's no substitute for the hood. Well, first of all, thank you to everyone. You Astrid, Christina, the family, everybody, and all the listeners out there, I mean, what a source of comfort during this time. It was really cool. It is really cool and just, I can't think everybody enough including all the listeners.

And it's been a tough time. But you know, as is the circle of lies, my soul. Circle of love, when I'm pretty, when I'm rough. That's my healthy job. Where's the, what's that, the song that would always play on your Apple music when you got in to the car? Was it from Hillsong? Oh, it was from Hillsong. What was it? I love it!

And then I am! There's a Federal Federal! That's how it's kind of sound like album, does it? Yeah, it's the circle of life. It's my sweet Papa Joe. It's been quite a little journey here, but he passed peacefully. That's all we could ask for. Agreed.

Into the next realm, whatever that may be. And we can only hope that he will, our revenge on behalf of us with Teresa Caputa. Yes, yes, please. Papa Joe. Papa Joe. Fine Teresa. Take the hair off her head and unmask, reveal the earpiece. Please, we're all waiting.

And for anybody can do it, he could. I know it. He was a charmer. And he just never met a stranger. Was so amazing. It down to the last little bit. He was trying to make friends and flirt from the ICU. Yeah.

Yeah. Hey, Christian, I'm gonna fuck my hospice nurse. Oh yeah, he was talking to them. Oh, I know he was. Getting them boxes of produce and whatever they liked. It was just, it was just it was cute, but I told the story last week about the first time that I had met Papa Joe, which was the Christmas party and how I walked we walked in and Papa Joe had this beautiful woman 30 years

as junior and he was dancing with her and I thought to myself, oh that's nice of that lady to give Papa Joe a sympathy fucker whatever whatever. No, they were dating. They went on to date for months and months and months. Yeah, she was the nurse. My grandmother's nurse, and then my grandmother died, and you hear about that with people getting together with the nurse that... I can only hope it happens with the asteroid.

Yeah, no. When I passed away, I'm gonna give her express written permission to fuck the hospice nurse. Yeah, get a good looking male nurse. That's right. But Papa Joe, and I said this to Christine, and I think it bears repeating is at least from my perspective, Papa Joe was one of those gentlemen, and I mean, I like a true gentleman.

Like, shivalry is not dead, true gentleman. He would walk the ladies of love to him. And I think part of the reason why the ladies loved him, not that everybody loved him, but what really stood out to me was he would walk through a crowd, he would flirt with women, he would talk chat up girls, he just loved to do that, but he did it with a bit of irony or talking down to someone or showvinism. He was just like a true gentleman.

He was genuine. Yeah, he was genuine and a gentleman. Yes, he was a genuine gentleman. He really was. He could have been nicer to me. And I just, you just don't meet a lot of those types of people. Like, you know, a lot of those, those people that you meet, like, I'm probably one of those people. People meet me and they go, oh, Brian's a nice guy. You're not like Brian. He's a nice guy, which is total log, but I put on a face. I put on a good face. But then there are people like Papa Joe, who you may never forget in your life, even

if you just had a short interaction with him, because he had one of those spirits that just was so bright and radiant. And like I said, he did it without a bad bit of patronizing. He was just so real and interesting. He was real. He was interesting. He made everybody fall in love with him or they did because of just the way and interesting. He was real, he was interesting, he made everybody fall in love with him or they did because of just the way he was.

And he just loved life. Yeah. He loved life and think, you know, it was very thankful for every day that he had. And he made the most of it and one of the things that he taught me from a young age was act the same, be as friendly and nice to the janitor at your company as you are

to the president. I should probably take that advice. And he did that. He really did. I mean, anybody and everybody he loved and just a very positive man. So he will live on forever. He will. He will.

I spirit and I can't wait to go through old texts, voice, smells, things. When the time is right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Compile, a big, you know, just like a big memory dump of him. I'm Chrissy and I were talking after Papa Joe passed away and I said, one of the interesting things about someone passing in 2023, unlike maybe when we were kids or our parents, when someone passed away, you might have five or six photographs of them,

10 photographs of them, whatever it was in some book, somewhere where you could look. Today, in this day and age, everything is recorded. Everything is put down somewhere. And so you literally have a treasure trove of these memories with their voices, with their likenesses, with their videos where they seem like they're right there with you.

And you can go through those things at your own leisure, but it's so much more palpable and real and textured than just like a photograph of wedding in 1963. Yeah, yeah, 3D. We should put a year on a Papa Joe in the Metaverse. Can we? Can we? A float Papa Joe to the Metaverse.

Yes, maybe we'll get there. Did you hear that, like Elon Musk is trying to upload himself to the internet so he never dies? What is he up to now? I don't know, isn't that the whole face-off? It's in face-off, all movie about that or something? What was that movie? Nicholas Cage? Nicholas Cage gets uploaded to the internet.

Oh, no, it's not Nicholas Cage that gets uploaded to the internet. That's face-off, that wasn't it? That face-off is where they rip their faces off. This is the most ridiculous fucking movie ever. And I remember at the time everyone was like, just your face off. I'm like, no, I'm 13 and I still don't give a shit. I'm not two people ripping their faces off.

Anyway, someone uploaded themselves to the internet. It was interesting. Is that the new version of the Walt Disney, the head thing? Or what? Yeah, I think that is the new version. Yeah. Well, you know, I don't want to go down this whole rabbit hole,

but Neuralink and all this shit that Elon's coming up with. And, and I, I think it's an interesting proposition. I don't know if I want to live on forever in the internet. Like, I don't know that I want somebody to be able to dial me up in the metaverse and then while I'm not here. There are movies about that though. There are movies about that. Yeah, it's like a tip of my tongue right now. It's some of the tip of my tongue too. Yeah, you live on in the

web. Yeah. WWW. Was it Christian Slater or somebody like that who played I can't remember. Anyway, who cares? It's more more uninformed content from air in the commercial. Fagnus or fiction. Fagnus or fiction. So I'll say this, it was such a pleasure to have Christina and Astrid here in studio to cover. So we could get some new content out there and gracious of you to give your stamp of approval on that.

They did such a great job. I did. But there is nothing like a Chrissy HODLY laugh and I missed it dearly and I'm so glad that you're back. And I know there may be some upcoming episodes where you've got to deal with some stuff, too. And hopefully, yeah. We're still kind of in the middle. We haven't had the funeral yet.

But. But I'll take it. I'll take one of the memories. I'm very important to get a break. It's a beautiful fall day here today. It is. And I wanted to get a break and get some laughter therapy. Check back in with the peeps.

So you have a scorecard. You have like a, did you put together a little report card? No report card. They got A plus as far as I'm concerned. Just the fact that they got on the microphone, especially. The Astrid. Could you even believe that? No.

And she did a great job. You guys did so much. Oh, and Christina, it was so very interesting to hear. I have to say so I was there you know I'd come back from where I was and I was you know there's a lot of details when you're dealing with funeral stuff and so I'm you know and I thought let me just turn on the commercial break and see how it sounds. Fascinated by Christina's whole take on the dating situation and while I'm sitting there making notes of things

that I need to do for Papa Joe and whatever, I grabbed the pen and paper and at least had to write down the rose jail on the hinge, I might need to have that explain to me again, but it sounds awful in this whole thing. Sounds awful. Like as if dating in 2023 is not hard enough. Well, just dating in general, like ever dating has always been hard.

But now add this crap in there. Yeah, now you have to be picked and chosen to get in a rose jail or all the pretty people there. I don't know. I have one thing to say to Hinge. Dollar being in legitimate assholes. Seriously. Like, I mean, we, it's hard enough.

And then I think the challenge in today's society is that we're all being put into these little pods, these little groups that have to fight against each other. And if you don't like this, then you don't like anything. And if I don't like you because you have this opinion or whatever, the siloing of communities in society is out of fucking control. And I think it's causing a lot more problems than it ever solved.

And yet another way that we are identifying in society is out of fucking control and I think it's causing a lot more problems than it ever solved. And yet another way that we are identifying with clicks of people, like are the beautiful people gonna just now run off and start to our beautiful people island. But even what I gathered from that thing is that they're beautiful online. Yes, yes.

But I mean, everybody has got Photoshop and things that you can do to all the different programs. Of course. There are out there where that's not even what you look like and then you're already being judged for what you look like. I don't know. I don't know either, but to me it's like the one thing that she said that really threw me for a loop is that not only do you go to Rose Jail, or you have to send somebody a paid for rose. God.

To get in touch with them, but then on top of that, it's not the users that are making this decision. It's hinged that's making this decision. So hing is making a editorial call on who's beautiful and who's not or some AI program out there doing that. Either way, it's completely cafukta. I told Christine this and I know you agree with this. I didn't never felt like when I was single, something was wrong. I

never felt like I had to be in a relationship with how I felt. I felt very much at peace with being single. I felt very much at... We were living our best life. I was soaked in the fun lights. Oh, it didn't really matter. We were each other's wingman. That's right. We were having fun. I knew I was soaked in fun lights. Oh, it did really matter to me. We were each other's wing man. That's right. We were having fun. I knew I was going home with somebody at the end of the night. Even if that somebody was Chrissy. Okay, I didn't get pussy, but I did get a large pepperoni pizza. And that's just good enough with me.

But I just never felt like anything was broken. But man, these nightmare stories that people are sharing with us about their about getting ghosted and scams and catfishing and all this other stuff. It makes it so ultra complicated in 2023 To just connect with someone that you find some comfort in. It's not even about marriage or, or long-term relationship It's just a connection. A connection. You can't find a connection because no one gives each other a chance And now they're siloing them into the ugly people and beautiful people Fuck that dude. Fuck that. That seems crazy. It does seem crazy. I feel so bad

I know I know but I guess you know when you when you grow up with the technology like I think Trisdina would be considered a Technology first generation where she was the first generation of people that grew up in the internet age from day one, from the time that they were born. And so, asteroids are also a technology first generation. And we're just one step behind you and I, well, one, two, two and a half, three, four, yeah, let's give it one. 0.75.

How big a step is for not guys. Say how big that is. It's a big, big, big big big big big one step. So we're one step behind that So we understand analog and digital we get it where we've we've lived in both worlds The amount and human in person in person. Yeah, we can say to go to a bar to get laid right I couldn't just swipe on Tinder and have someone come I didn't even have we didn't even have fucking Uber when I started driving right you had to call Angels or whatever the fuck those people are called and it became ultra complicated

Because they had to come pick up your car you had to drop off the car They could drive your car home. It's the most uncomfortable thing in the world. I have to get your drunk. I know. A lot of times I would sit in the back of the car so I could do cocaine in my own car. Awesome guy from AA, drove it home. My God.

And eventually they just knew me so well. They were like, yeah, I get in the back of the car. It's probably best you do that back there. I don't want to know and then I would have to I was smoking So I have to say you might have I smoke what am I asking you for it's my fucking car? That's gonna smoke Oh, man, but in the level of complexity of dating in 2020 23 in some ways it's real simple. You're either attracted to someone or you're not based on a picture you see.

And but then there's all the other ultra complexities that come with dating in 2022. Exactly, it was hard enough just to think like, okay, well, did that person like me, but not is that person who they say they are? And what, I mean, I trust that what they're doing with their telling me on text message is how they actually are in real person and a whole thing It seems like a big leap of faith, but let's be positive. Okay, and pop a J style pop a Joe style. Let's be positive

But yeah, just positivity Positive we wish the best for we wish the best for everybody and I'm going to use AI to make my next picture for hinge We should do that. Astrid did that like your book, the 90s yearbook thing. So she asked me for a bunch of pictures and I'm like, no, don't do this stupid shit. I don't want my face up there. I uploaded to some AI platform and what came back was the most highly disturbing thing I've ever seen in my entire life. It looked as if I was, I don't even know how to say this.

Like a... What did it age you? What did it do? No, what it does is it essentially makes pictures that it thinks would look good in a 1990s yearbook. Right? So let me see if I can find one of these pictures because I'm sure you'll be as highly disturbed by it as I am. Oh, here. Look. That's the picture. I'll put this up on youtube.com.

Slash the commercial break. And that's supposed to be you. That's supposed to be me. Oh, I'm a 90's here book. Flip. Do I not look like? Do I not look like a Midwestern? Maybe he's Midwestern. Like a Midwestern farmers version of Ryan Felipe. Yeah, see. I look awful. Look at that. Oh, my God. Oh, that's funny. Look at this. Oh, you look at that.

That's too funny. Oh, man. But you know what? I bet those pictures are going to hire score on hinge than my normal picture. Maybe me holding one of my daughters upside down with some flash face on it. We should sign on to one of my daughters upside down was some flash face on it We should sign on to one of those though just so we can kind of see how it works

I totally agree with you. And you know what we'll do what's that is stop doing it immediately It's too much work. Yeah, I don't want to cast fish anybody. I don't want to like actually start talking to somebody Yeah, nor do I want my wife to divorce me when she finds a hinge on the commercial break phone and she's like, what's this all about? Re-surch. She has questions about fakeyb, you have research. I've used that one one too many times. Why is Dupa Lepa nude on your screen saver?

Research. What are you researching? I don't know. Or camel toe? I don't know. I'm researching something. It was something that Chrissy and I were talking about. Yeah, something that Chrissy and I were talking about. You were talking about Dua Lep, or camel toe, I don't know. I'm researching something. I mean, some of the Chrissie now we're talking about. Yeah, some of the Chrissie now we're talking about.

You were talking about Do-El-Eepa's camel toe. Yeah, it's, you know, it's commercial break. I'm doing my thing. Maybe you started it. I don't think so. But I thought it was very interesting, too, that maybe the viewers or listeners, viewers and listeners, would like to actually hear, hear like Christina and Astrid,

people that we talk about. Yes. You know, so. I thought so too. I thought it wasn't, you know, people have heard Christina because she does some of our liners and sometimes she'll pop in a commercial or two, but she, she's, she also is such a genuine person.

She loves Christina and she's like, she's a TCB. I don't even know how to say this. She is the epitome of TCB. Like her mind works in ways that the collective TCB audience I think does also. It's a degenerative mind. Yes. It's a degenerative mind. It's slowly going away.

She's got a bad case of T.C.B. dementia. Careful, Christina. Careful. Yeah, pretty soon you'll be doing fat news or fiction. 30 seconds or less, there. Yeah, yeah, Brian, we get it. But back to me. I mean, this T.C.B. promo.

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for fully edited episodes. Now that that's done, let's listen to a few sponsors and get back to this episode of the commercial break. Well, Chrissy, I thought, unless you have any other notes you wanna share. Well, no, the other one was, and maybe these were just ones that I wanted to tell, Astrid, but I too do not like mint chocolate chip. You don't like mint chocolate chip?

No, I don't think they go together. How do you know what? And she said that same thing. I know. She was like, they just don't go together. Each of them separately is good. I feel the same way. So I looked this up and the fifth most popular ice cream sold in the United States is mint chocolate chip. Gotta be people love it. People love it. I'm the same way. I'm like,

I don't like it together. You don't get those things together, huh? What would you put me on? It's on. It stands on its own. Like a peppermint, like a peppermint candy or something like that. Yeah. Okay. All right. Listen, I'm just a, I'm not a peppermint guy. I am a mince guy. I like mint better than peppermint as well. So mint chocolate chip is a peppermint guy. I am a min- I like mint better than peppermint as well. Mint chocolate chip is not peppermint chocolate chip. And that's a whole different thing. That's like a chick-fil-a milkshake that I don't care for. My dad loves those things. And I'm like, dad, you're gonna die.

They have sharp, sharp- They do go like flippers. Yes, livers. I think he's gonna go down your throat. Bust up your guts. You're gonna have diverticulitis from fricking milkshakes. Stop it. What are you doing? Like a two-year-old?

I too want to go to Iceland. Oh, okay. I've heard mentioned Iceland. Yeah. You guys were talking about your favorite places and you want to go. So I think we take a TCB trip to Iceland. God, what I love that. Somebody's gonna have to start paying us. Main reason is I want to see the Northern Lights. So that's a bucket list. I have some Northern Lights. that comes in the form of a gummy. I'll give you some a little bit later on. Perfect. Perfect. And let's see Brian, oh, I had a note for you. Oh, you do? You wanted to, you wanted to be a woman for a day. I did want to be a woman for a day. I was

very. Yeah. Interested in hearing hearing that I have daughters specifically know which woman Do a leeper exactly Do a leeper I'd even take Taylor Swift. I don't know Ariana Grande. Yeah, cuz I'm like Ha, yeah, I want to be a woman for a day Which one I want to be the one and also which stage of the month would Brian like to be a woman for a day Which one I want to be the one I know so what stage of the month would Brian like to be a woman. Oh, well Yeah, I mean don't throw me into the fire Get me warmed up a little bit first. I mean I know what you're saying it up. I'll just leave it there

I you were thinking of do it Lepa. I was saying it. I mean I would like to be to a leapo the woman do a leapo for a day Just one day. Yeah, you were thinking of do Alipa. I was thinking of do Alipa. I mean, I would like to be do Alipa, the woman do Alipa for a day. For just one day. Yeah. You know, I have daughters, I've always befriended women in my life. You have, you are. It's just one of those things I just feel a real kinship

of the female form. And women love you. Yes, they do. They do. Seriously. And I don't know, just for some reason, I, but I can't truly understand somebody until I spend a day in their shoes.

So actually, it doesn't really a day in their bra. A day in their camel, too. Yeah. I can't understand you. And as I spend a day masturbating as you and recording it for when I get back to my Brian's self. I don't know, just seems like something I could gain a lot of perspective from and hey, who doesn't need a little bit more perspective? You know what I'm saying? That's true. Very true. Well, you're back even if it's just

for this episode, Chrissy will be back in the chair regularly. It may not be, you know, to this, we got an episode today. We might have a couple more Christina Astrid episodes and then we'll get back with Chrissy next weekend after she takes care of some details. But I know I speak for the entirety of the family, the TCB family, and the audience, some of which have been very vocal about you being gone and expressing their love and support for you. I will share this. It's just no replacement for Chrissy Hullley and I'm so glad that even if it's just for right now, you're back and hopefully next week or the week after

that we'll get back to continuous regular episodes with a lot of other surprises in the store. I think we do have a surprise in store. We're working on it. So, it's not in the notebook. It's not in the notebook. So it's probably happening. Well, thank you Brian, so I appreciate it. It's not in the notebook. It's not in the notebook. So it's probably happening.

Well, thank you, Brian. I appreciate it. It's been a load off of my shoulders. Because I know I was kind of like, wait, I gotta get back? We gotta do. Can we fit one in? Can we fit one in? You were the one and you were so good.

And that's why we're best friends. You said, no. No. No. Do not. It's okay. Take some time off. We'll world figured out on our end. It's no problem and that it's seriously

with a huge relief to me. I got you girl. I got you. I let you. You know, there's just some things in life and this happens to be one of the three things in life that are more important than the commercial break. It's our families, our own health and and literally everything else. And then comes the commercial break.

Well, we're glad to have you back. I thought what a better way, being the sensitive kind of guy that I am, I thought what a better way to celebrate you back here in the studio and celebrate Papa Joe on his journey than to take a listen to what Theresa Caputo has to say about dead people. You know, they're still hope, Chrissy. They're still hope we can talk to Papa Joe one more time. And T.C. Oh, T.C.

And that helmet had a hers. This I should share this before we get into the Tukurisa Caputo video. T.C. and the helmet. I know it does, doesn't it? Our next sticker, our next sticker, is going to be a Peggy Fronting. Peggy Fronting, yes.

So if you want a Peggy Fronting Stickier, listen, I wanted to do Huha. Huha, Huha. Well, I know a lot of people are loving the Huha. They love it. Who sell out and stores? But I just want to share this. I don't want to come across as misappropriating

cultural phenomenon. So I had a little trouble understanding, yeah, it is deep. And it's unfortunately sometimes the way I think. I much better off if I just don't think about things. I hear it just talking about the song. Yeah, I know. We're just talking about the song. But then the imagery that had to go with it and all this other stuff, I felt like we were touching a little bit of the song. Yeah, I know we're just talking about the song, but then the imagery that had to go with it and all this other stuff, I felt like we were touching a little bit of the

third rail and I didn't want to come across as insensitive or appropriating. I still want to do this sticker, but we just have to find out the right way. I mean, Hins just putting people in Rose Jail. That's true. So who not who not who not who not how many roses you got. Who hot who now how many roses you got? Oh Like before Before before all of this happened about you know, there's been there's been a lot going on I mean, I went to Memphis. Yeah, it was like Memphis straight into the that fire into another fire But we went to a stake dinner along

There was an all-paw On the menu and And I took a picture. Of course you did. Cause who, who not? Off-wab on your blast. Off-wab on your chop. Excuse me. All right, I was trolling on the internet.

Without you. As I do like to do. And I found one of our favorites, Teresa Caputo, doing a live reading. And I am going to take a look at my guys and we're in a new studio, by the way. Oh, yeah, brand new studio, not actually like completely new, but it's we arranged the same location. Refreshed. I refresh you guys is such a good job. Yeah, looks amazing. Yes. Well, that's because we had a professional come in and actually take care of it for us.

After five, four years of doing this show, 400 episodes, 500 hours of content, so many missed opportunities, so many wrong buttons and wrong wires and changing this and everything breaking and almost setting ourselves on fire a number of times, I just decided, you know what, Brian, bite the bull bite the bullet stop being such a cheap asshole and call someone who knows what the fuck they're doing to come in here and do it for us. And he did a great job. It looks amazing. And so now we can just watch the clip on the video right.

Straight ahead. Yeah, that should make it for a better viewing experience. Yeah, the back of our head. Yeah, now you get the front of our faces instead of the back of our heads. Although that was a little mystery science theater 3000. I like that vibe But whenever I'm sure you go to YouTube to see the back of my balding head Frankie's follicles all out there Fucking camera around here. So, you got a birthday present.

And I'm fucking a brand new follicle weapon. Better off on Frankie's and some of a bitch. So, it'll down back there. That's follicle or feisty. Oh, I know they are. Well, you'd be feisty too if you were on the top of this head. The shower of 14 times a day. I change outfits six times a day.

I put cream everywhere. I shave my head religiously for no reason. All right, let's take a listen to what Theresa says. Here she is. And I am going to talk about the young male again. The young male? Young male for me is anyone that left the physical world before we left, but before we feel their time. Oh, okay. So that's anybody. That's literally anybody. She said a young male is someone that we feel left this earth before the before we did before his time. I mean, of course, yeah, listen, again, here is a perfect example. I want you to listen to this. Let's listen to this back. I would call up a

show a young male. Of course you would. That's the point. It's literally anybody fits in that category. If you're male and dead, you fit in that category. Whoever says, oh, he went too late. Yeah, he was way past his time. Yeah, he said, I should have died 10 years ago. What the fuck? No one ever says that. Everyone always says, even for Papa Joe, he went too soon.

The guy was 92 years old. He went exactly when he should have. I'm going to talk about the young male again. Young male for me is anyone that left the physical world before we left, but before we feel their time. I want to, who is that to you, ma'am? Who is that? Tell me now! God, I know. Excuse me, ma'am, ma'am, you, ma'am. And this woman just happens to be in the front row. Oh, yeah, this woman happens to be in the front row. Not even in a row. She's sitting in a set of chairs that were put out specifically for this.

Yeah, exactly. Here's Teresa Show. Here's Teresa Show. I gotta be honest, the lady looks familiar. I feel like she's been on another Teresa Caputo video. She might have been. They keep having me look over here. So I don't know if he was like a boyfriend or friend.

Do you understand that? Because I felt this bond. And then I almost felt like a husband. They complete, they always make me look over here. I got, they got a remote control on my eyeballs. That's why one of them goes sideways sometimes. Such a dumb asterisa. Been bond.

Even if you weren't married to them, it's the bond that you shared with them this close bond. Is that correct? Like, as if you grew up with... She doesn't give her a chance to answer. She just rolls right over. Is that correct? Yes. Okay. Let's move on.

Yes. What? Look at the guy next to right over. Is that correct? Yes, okay. Let's move on. And guess what? Look at the guy next to this lady. He's like, what? I don't believe in none of his shit. You all fucking with ghosts and goblins and shit. He like your brother. Yes.

So when I said who lost the brother and I looked right over here, do you understand that? It's because I feed the pet. I hate how patronizing she is. I thought she just said a young male. Yeah. Well Teresa's pointing out that This lady didn't raise her hand when Teresa said something. Yeah, but she'd look there who you were supposed to raise your hand Why didn't you raise your hand? I don't see the way we see here in the physical world

He says you still can come to you goes you Teresa, the funny thing is I'm not here in the physical world, but she asked me questions every day. So this is funny thing. The funny thing is Teresa. Well Teresa, while we're here stuck in the nether world, I let you know that my wife still asked me questions every day. You tell her to shut her fucking mouth. I died to get away from her.

Well, I'm just saying for you that if you feel that you did not get the opportunity to say goodbye to him, who doesn't talk to their loved one. So I've been talking about this whole time. Yeah, I mean, come on, you got an ongoing conversation. Talk to your loved one. This is such generalization. I can do this. We can do this. We can make this happen. We could go from the great comedy duo, Brian and Chrissy, to the great psychic duo. Chrissy and Bob.

That's right, the psychic comedy duo. We should do this. You know, we always say we're gonna do this, but we'd ever do this. And I'm talking about literally anything we say we're going to do. To acknowledge what you're feeling now, what you say to him now,

know that that's his way of acknowledging that he hears you and validating that nothing is ever left unsaid. Did he have tattoos or what's with the tattoos? No, he didn't. I should say this lady's face. I mean, once again, at generalization, there's so many people that have tattoos. Yeah, everybody does. But yeah, but yeah. He's like no.

Yeah, she's like, no, I don't think so. He had a birthmark on his penis in the shape of a cruise ship. We called him cruise ship. Who's that guy next, are he? I don't know, but he's all up on her. He's like, you're one hot old lady. The kid, there's a guy sitting next to her and the guy looks like maybe 18, 19 years old or a really baby faced 25 year old,

but he is just, he's looking at this lady. Yeah, he's like, you are so hot. I'm into older kids. That or he's with Teresa and he's somehow acting hard. He's tapping her back. Yeah. Was the tattooed memory of their mother?

What, oh, you just moved on from the bottom? Oh, she's moved on. Yeah. Does he have have a tattoo no? Okay, who has a tattoo? Who has a tattoo? Who's ever seen a tattoo is anybody in here know of a tattoo person? No Let me walk to the next studio. She walks over to Dave Letterman's studio and she's like anybody here have a tattoo Okay, and is your mom departed? She's here who's the mother? That's lady just totally fused at her Teresa goes who's the brother with the tattoo this lady goes. I don't have a brother, but I have a tattoo

Teresa rolls with it. She says do you have a mother that's dead? She says no. Who's who? Who do? Who? Who? So that's fucking owl now. That's departed.

What is her mother departed? Okay, so just know that she's stepping forward. Oh, her mother's mother is departed. His mother. Her mother's mother is departed. She mother? Her mother's mother is departed. She was just a great, great grandmother. Yes, she's just going to keep on going down the line. Was your mother's mother's mother's mother's mother's departed?

Does your mother's mother's mother's mother's mother have any family members that were departed and also had a vagina? Yes. Spirit was telling me. Why didn't you raise your hand? Okay podcast besties, time for one more quick break and then it's back to the drama. Check out tcbpodcast.com for all of our episodes and youtube.com slash the commercial break for fully edited video episodes.

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Because she tells me that your sister or somebody else has the same tattoo as you. Is that correct? Hi sister. Has the same exact tattoo as you? Both my sister. But now, did someone survive something or you feel that someone should have survived or didn't survive? Because I heard it.

Did someone survive something or did someone didn't survive they should have survived Did you have a survival? Yes, did you girls survive the screening of 50 shades of gray? Because there's a lot of survival Yeah, maybe sure yeah, no, they all died That's unbelievable. I said to the grandma. I said, why you show me this protection with angel wings? Usually when, how did you say that to the grandmother? When you're standing right there, you happen in the hammer and with this girl. She was talking to the other guy, I know. I can't even hold one conversation at a time, let alone multiple conversations. This girl's so full of shit. Does that

that's my symbol for where we feel that something happened to a loved one where they should have died or should have been more seriously injured than they were validating that should have died we feel that somebody should have been more seriously injured than they were hey Bob hey Bob it's Brian how you doing? yeah I'm fine I don't know if you heard but I was in Africa yeah in Africa chasing the lions and the lion ate the bottom half of your body

both your arms and took out both your eyes. Yes. God, thank God you weren't more injured. I don't know what that means. Well, we all thought you were going to have your head even too. So listen, now I got a lot of things to do, but that's to you.

Okay, bye. Jesus is talking in circles. Of course she is. So that should have died. Why has she seeing somebody that should have died? Who should have died or been more seriously injured than they were? Well, how she seems to find it? That's not dead. I know. Do you get a phone call in the middle? I know.

Do you get a phone call in the middle of the night and go? Oh my god. That was Teresa. Do you get a phone call in the middle of the night and go, oh my god, that was Teresa. Her husband Bob was just in a horrible accident. He really should have died. He's going to be in a coma for the next 10 years if you roll over and go, God, I should have just looked at that. I agree with you. Let's call her back. Do you see the angel wings?

Yes. Protected them, is that correct? So know that when I sensed the mother and the brother energy and I looked directly at YouTube before the break, no. Ah. Ah. Ah.

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Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Get everybody. How was you getting that person's face? Yeah, she's gotten aggressive. And I think the reason why she's gotten aggressive is because it's becoming clear that this old kind of parlor trick is not working as much as it used to. So she has to validate herself even more

than she already does. First of all, Teresa is Teresa's biggest fan. She has a whole thing going on in her head about how wonderful she is and all this wonderful stuff. But she's clearly just lying to everybody. Number one, number two, is that when people don't immediately agree with what she's saying, she then finds some generalization

that people everyone can hang onto, basically, like, do you know somebody who died? Yes, I do. Or then why didn't you raise your hand? Yeah. I didn't raise my hand because what you said was not relevant to me. But that was your loved ones. Do you understand that? You take care or you watch what, why do

I feel like that everyone's there for your mom? Well, I see this what they show me. I don't have a meaning for this. So when spirit shows me something, I always like to say because it's your message. So it's up to you to interpret it. They showed me. They showed me a little cup with a lid on it. And it had some kind of markings on the side. They asked me if you could pee in this and send in a sample. Does that make sense? You're not really sure what it means,

but it usually means that there's a penis somewhere. But they're standing in the middle and everyone standing around her and supporting her and giving her the encouragement and the to to be strong. And you know that was a thing. It's not a guy. It's Michael Strayhand. He's part of the Michael and Kelly show back when it was on. So Michael Strayhand just came up and removed the microphone from the girl that Teresa was talking to. I think either Michael is trying to protect her like hey, Teresa, the commercial loan or go to commercial break. Let's get out of this bullshit. So four times you've been on this show since

one year of being Michael Strayhead and Kelly. That's what I feel like with your mom. So do you understand that? No. So no. That what she felt when she was watched over by her parents. Because that was father energy step forward. Who's that?

My grandpa. So no that they both are watching why did a girls just walk up with the computer showing to recess something is she showing her a facebook page or what is going on now it's very straight i don't think the camera is supposed to be catching what's going on right now actually over her and giving her the strength when she says how did i get through the so what you can't see i did let me describe this because I keep on forgetting around a podcast what you can't see is that there is a girl looks like an assistant of Teresa

Caputas walked up with an open Mac book and is literally trying to show her something she's like putting in her face trying to show her something and I'm wondering if that's like a cue for a commercial break or that some kind of information she's trying to convey to Teresa about this woman. Besides the love of my family, and the support of my family, no, daddy, oh, she goes, can you do it?

So it's so wide-dating to get the matching tattoo. No, that was it, so it was it. I have it, what is it? Did you get the same tattoo? I have it. Well, oh, you have it too. Oh, you have it, who are you? She's crazy, she's talking about me.

Oh, who are you? My sister. Oh, I don't know. Wait, you have it. Who are you? She's woodwork. Teresa's claiming they're dead people. I thought you were a dead person. Ah! I might want to put a little makeup on. Yeah. It sure. Ha ha ha ha ha. You look dead.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. You look terrible. And now we know how Teresa knew that these three ladies had the same tattoos. They're all in the same audience. Mm-hmm. And Tara, I thought it was Kelly first in it! I almost passed out to her! Whoa!

That's it! I had to come out here. Oh, okay, so how do you, how do you, how do you, you can, so you can, how do you two connect? We're sisters! You dipshit! Why did this sister, why was this sister off on the other side? I don't know, I guess. Oh, no, no.

Now we know. You know why the sisters on the other side? Because these people are planted there so that they're the believers. They're the people who are likely to believe what Teresa is saying. They've identified them, they put them up front. They say you may have an opportunity to talk with Teresa. And then everybody else gets put everywhere else. Because do you think for one second you would fly all the way

up to New York to watch the Michael and Kelly show of which you're probably a big fan with all of your sisters and then not sit together now. No, of course not. Oh, so you have matching tattoos and this is for your mom. Oh, I'm like freaking out. Everyone's I'm like, I'm like your mom's room. I'm not talking about that. I'm not talking about that. I'm not talking about that.

She should have still be sick or more serious. I can't do whatever it may be, but acknowledging that the strength of spirit, her loved ones here in the physical world, and more importantly, prayer, if you don't mind me saying. I still don't get this should have been more sick or seriously injured. I'm gonna say, it's me. Spirit. Seriously, intro. Mercy, it's me. Spirit. Papa Spirit. Papa Spirit Eagle here.

Don't worry, we're going to get to the bottom of this together. I am glad, Papa Joe, I need you to get to the bottom of things here. Definitely, but first I need to injure myself more. Would you like me to be more dead, Chrissy? Teresa wants us all to be more dead and more injured. Should have been more sick. That's right. How did she know it's a tattoo?

Everybody has a tattoo, Teresa. You didn't ask who has a penis piercing, did you? No. Why? Because it's a parlor trick that's not working very well. Now you're surrounded by people who believe you and are so many more than don't. Ha, I has gotten her through this. And wanting you to know that as you prayed to your loved ones, your prayers were not only

heard, but they were answered. What was the prayer? She's literally full of horseshoes! I watch her in the morning, she bathes that hair and horseshoes. Why? Because it's horse hair. Yeah. Rare is a rancor. That's not allowed in the rulebook. I've been here for many years. Mr. Spirit, out.

So, this is the driver of uterine cancer. She was diagnosed with a pancreatic cancer two years ago. So, she's been battling for a lot. She's gonna get through it Because you know what they just one way or the other? Holy shit Holy Shit, you have crossed the line Teresa. You've crossed the line You don't start telling people that they're going to get through something so definitively

You have some magic answers that people are going to get through something so definitively you have some magic answers that people are going to get through it. You were just claiming that people aren't injured enough. They're not dead enough. They haven't gone too soon enough. Now you're claiming she's going to be fine. Don't worry. She's going to make a miraculous recovery from uterine cancer. What a mean thing to say to somebody, honestly.

Honestly. And like I have said before, I can't imagine, you know, there's some people out there that would really hang on to what she's saying. Of course. And then what more? You know, then like, we'll tell me more. You can talk to her, you can see her. Why wouldn't you?

Like if you, I think that somebody that was just talked to my dead mom, yeah. Why wouldn't I want to keep talking to him? You would be their best friend. You would try and be their best friend. It might drive some people crazy. Not sure if they like a cool, they had a message great, see ya.

Yeah, honestly. So yeah, don't you remember me? You made that prediction on Kathy and Kelly or Michael and Kelly or whatever it is, fought three minutes ago. No, I don't remember you because I was all full of shit. I just made it up. Yeah. She's gotta have people.

She's gotta have many stalkers. So many stalkers. Yeah. Well, she brought it on herself as far as I'm concerned. That's every day. I'm not gonna die of cancer. I am not gonna let cancer. She tells you that every day.

That's why we have this tattoo. Perfect. But yours is under your shirt. So no, that she will get through this. Was that so? She looked at me. Well, she's not a medical doctor. She's not a medical doctor? She's not a medical doctor. She's making, now she's in the prediction business.

So not only can she talk to people, of living people. Of living people. Yes. So tell us what the lottery numbers are tomorrow. Yeah. I mean, honestly, that's what I need to get through. I need to get through the zeros in my bank account. Yeah.

Her face, or was she gonna have, were you gonna take her for like a facial or something or like a day of pampering? Oh No, no, no, no, no, we were gonna do a face off We talked in it Mother we were never gonna take her to get pampered that's right. No, she's that's now she's been here too long. She's not sick enough But we did write Nick Cage and he agreed to swap faces with her for a couple days Nope. She's been here too long. She's not sick enough. But we did write Nick Cage and he agreed to swap faces with her for a couple of days. So where could it go there and do that? Oh, she couldn't go because there's chemo.

Cause her radio. I was just told she will get that day of pampering with the facial and everything else. You were told by who? Who's in the business of making predictions? What the fuck happened here? This is the best reason for video video yet. You want to know why? Because we now learn that not only is she full of shit about people that are dead But she's full of shit about people that are living too. Yeah, she's just making full predictions. Oh, Chrissy

This is bad bad bad bad bad. So hurtful to these people bad bad so hurtful to these people I'm sorry where did you come from? this is our top teacher well I've been in a cough for three hours so I'm a little out of a loop here I literally ran in through my dress on and came out here we all feel so bad for you Teresa you thoughts and prayers

you're really busy thoughts and prayers Teresa thoughts and prayers. You're really busy. It's thoughts and prayers, Teresa. Thoughts and prayers. What the heck? That was crazy. I'm like, I know. No wonder that husband of hers went crazy. Teresa's husband.

Oh, my God. How do you know her? That's my sister. Oh, and her husband. And her husband. And her husband. And her husband. And her husband.

Perfect. So everyone, is there a boy cousin or like a boy in the family? Is there a boy in the family? Is there a boy in the family? No. We were born via a macular conception. Exactly.

We all spawned about our little egg. On Mary Magdalene. And this is my son. No boys. Okay. So at first I was like, oh, well, she, she was oddly accurate about the tattoos that does anybody else have the tattoo. But they're very prominently shown. So just to let the viewers. Yeah. It says live. And then it says mom. So it says live mom, right? It doesn't say live mom, because that would make no sense. It says live mom. But here's the thing. That's a very good guess. When the late, this is all makes sense now. The lady sitting next

to her has the tattoo on her foot. To Risa could clearly see that. So she has does anybody have tattoos? Anybody tattoos make anything? And she could also see the tattoo on that girl. So when she identifies the person with the tattoo then you can weave through your web of grand laws watching out for you. Oh, this is unbelievable. So transparent. How can you not? How are you not sitting in the audience like absorbing that information right now and thinking, well, that was a pretty easy dot to connect. Yeah. If one girl has it clearly on her arm, one girl has it clearly on her foot

and they're sitting fucking next to each other Have the tattoos? No. No. Because that's easy. They go, why don't they have the tattoos? But just teasing. It doesn't mean that they have to go out and go get tattoos. Oh, we were all gonna go get tattoos because you said so. Teresa told us to. Why doesn't everybody have a tattoo? I know. No. So, and who is speaking to her again? I know. So, and who is speaking to her again, the mom's so alive. The mom's mom.

We're the great grandma of these people are literally coming through telling her, her daughter's gonna survive cancer and not getting a tattoo, but she's gonna get a facial. Don't worry about that, that one's coming. That is, oh, also mom holistically, to incorporate that into our treatment as well.

Do you understand that? Do you understand that? Eat lots of oranges. I hear vitamin C is good for you. Because when they show me acupuncture, it's just my simple for holistic thing. So if you were looking into that, that that is also going to help her have a better quality and also quantity of life, but more importantly, the quality of life.

And the quality. Do you understand quantity and quality? Are you understanding if I'm on me? She's gonna have lots of quantity of life and she's gonna have lots of quality of life. We're gonna give her extra life. Oh, she needs to go as good, good acupuncture done. And then she'll be able to get on her way

with that girl's day. Pay every. I got acupuncture every three days. When they weave this one, this fucking thing to my head. That's all my head. Oh my god, that hair is just, it's, it's, it defies gravity. Yes. Yeah, you know how they're looking for like the fifth law of nature or something like that? I think the fifth law of nature is to be at. I think there has to be at least one can. Oh, Chrissy.

It's terrible. It's terrible. She's terrible. It has to be a wig. Of course. Did she say I can't wear my shoes? Because she's going to be able to wear her shoes and go for that day of spa that you want to take her to.

A thousand bucks we follow up on these ladies, that lady died. 1,000, man, I hope she didn't. I don't wish it ill upon anybody and I certainly don't wish anybody dead. No, I always think of the same thing about follow-ups and all of the stuff I've had at the time. It's true, half the time it's not. You're just going to say something and literally the law of- The law of averages- The law of averages- The law of averages- The law of averages- The law of averages- The law of averages- The law of averages- The law of averages- The law of averages- The law of averages- The law of averages- The law of averages- The law of averages- The law of averages- The law of averages- The law of averages- The law of averages- The law of averages- The law of averages- The law of averages- The law of averages- The law of averages- The law of averages- The law of averages- The law of averages- The law of averages- The law of averages- The law of averages- The law of averages- The law of averages- The law of averages- The law of averages- The law of averages- The law of averages- The law of averages- The law of averages- The law of averages- The law of averages- The law of averages- The law of averages- The law of averages- The law of averages- The law of averages- The law of averages- The law of averages law of average is gonna work in your favor. Yeah, it will be right. Yeah, she's got cancer as a small chance she could survive, right? Yeah. Let's give them a little bit of hope to keep on going. But you're really just being mean because now when she passes away, then you're gonna be let down. You're expect if you believe in Teresa, your expectation is that what she says is going to come true. But she's not a, she can't make predictions.

She's not fucking no stradamus. Congratulations! Congratulations! Congratulations! Thank you so much. but she's not a she can't make predictions she's not fucking no stradamas i'm so glad that's a congratulations i'm so glad thank you very welcome you very welcome thank you and i got a good thank you thank you oh you very welcome you very welcome glad we could lie to you this entire time glad

it all turned out okay wow oh christy you this entire time glad it all turned out okay oh oh Teresa well there you go if we could ever after the commuda on the show we'd see if we could talk to pop it

I'll talk to pop it you talk to pop it on your own you ask for that secret word and when Teresa gets in here. And we're gonna go for it. Ask Papa Joe, I'm not gonna get a good say. Oh my gosh. Well listen, it's good to have Chrissy back in studio. Good to be back. Always good to do a Teresa Caputo video.

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