The Commercial Break - Happy Happy To You, Hoadley!

Episode Date: February 18, 2022

It is Krissy's birthday week and TCB is ready to celebrate. First Bryan shares the result of a Google Birthday query. Krissy learns about her fellow K Hoadleys and their amazing lives. Then Bryan take...s a best friend quiz to determine if he is fit to be BFF to the Queen of this podcast. Finally, Krissy has a favorite YouTube personality and Bryan won't disappoint. He surprises her with some fresh Frankie! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 On this episode of the commercial break. It's your Google birthday, Chrissy. Are you ready? Are there other Chrissy? There are only one. There are. Chrissy and Chrissy and Chrissy and Chrissy. So I just look for K-Hodley.
Starting point is 00:00:19 It's basically what I did. Okay. Because if you actually view Google Chrissy Hodley, it's pretty much you that comes up. Now that we have all this awful content, I mean, we're never, I hope you don't play my gun another job after this. I think your greatest fear is that this podcast doesn't work out. You have to go back and get a job. That is true.
Starting point is 00:00:40 That is one. And then I also have a fear, you know, this of anything flying all the back of a truck that's right yeah on the highway who is your worst enemy hmm who is your worst enemy I don't know what is this a super bad movie oh character this this whole tell the theme here they got a lot of potted plants everywhere. Tons. There we go. So we got the one here. Woo!
Starting point is 00:01:09 Potted plants. What? The theme here, potted plants. Ha, ha, ha. Welcome to the La Conjusa. Would you like a potted plant? Ha, ha, ha. They actually meet you dressing as here.
Starting point is 00:01:24 Our thing is here. Our thing is here. Our thing is potter plants. Potter plants, sir. That's what we were known for. Listen, if you see a palm in the corner that's unpotter, you better know. We are known for our potter plants. Yeah, game for the potter plants.
Starting point is 00:01:39 Yeah, game for the... They told me I had to look at the potter plants. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, nooudley. And, best of you! Best of you, Chrissy. Best of you, Brian. Best of you out there in the podcast universe. And, super excited because it eased your birthday week. Yes, it is.
Starting point is 00:02:15 Look at that. How young are you, man. I asked. Because my mom told me it was polite to ask a woman her age. I don't know, I'm 29 forever. 29 forever. Is that the age you'd want to be stuck at? 29 what age would you want to be stuck at?
Starting point is 00:02:27 You had a Groundhog's Day situation. Yeah maybe maybe 29. 29? I think 33 would be mine. 33p? Yeah 33p. That's right. It falls right in there. Because you know once you go pee you never know. Now all the years are good to me. Yeah well you look good. once you go pee, you never, once you go pee, you never know what you, I don't know, I don't know. Now all the years are good to me. Yeah. Well, you look good. Thanks.
Starting point is 00:02:48 Whatever age you are, you look fantastic. Not a day over 10. I'm like the girl that's aging backwards. It's a genre. It's a genre. She just doesn't. She just doesn't. She's dating by the way now.
Starting point is 00:03:00 Yeah. Very interesting. The guy did not know what she looked like before he met her. Right. That's a little bit of a surprise. Very interesting. The guy did not know how what she looked like before he met her. Right. That's a little bit of a surprise. Instant connection. I'm a little suspicious of the guy. But okay, whatever. All right, so it's your birthday week. And I've decided to start a new tradition here at the commercial break. On our birthday weeks, it's not, you know, this won't fall. What people are listening, whenever they're listening, they may not be listening on your birthday. Sure. But we are going to have a Google birthday.
Starting point is 00:03:27 Okay. Because we know the Chrissy Hothe that's sitting in front of us. The audience has now had 150 some odd episodes to understand who you are. And while many will complain that I'm the only one who talks on the show, while many wish you heard more of you, fuck you.
Starting point is 00:03:45 We, I know who you are. I think I know who you are, right? Yeah, they're all this time. Yeah, they're all this time. But we know what the other Chrissy Hodley's around the world are doing. It's your Google birthday, Chrissy. Are you ready?
Starting point is 00:03:56 Are there other Chrissy Hodley? There's only one. There's only one. Chrissy and Kristin and Chrissy's. So I just look for Kay Hodley. It's basically what I did. Okay. If you actually view Google Chrissy Hothing,
Starting point is 00:04:06 it's pretty much you that comes up. Now that we have all this awful content that comes up, I mean, we're never, I hope you don't play them again in the other job after this. Because I don't think I could. Yeah. Because, you know, the DD canter episode
Starting point is 00:04:22 is not what you want your... It's like classic. It's your boss to ...boss to hear. Ha ha ha. Maybe it is. If they take it's funny. Yes. No no no.
Starting point is 00:04:31 Your balls have impeccable taste. Is that a 1970's? Is that a 1970's? Is that a momma? Is that a momma? Excuse me sir. Would you like to sniff? No no no no no no sir straight to my balls please I'm gonna put my balls on the decanter and let it wash over swirl it around
Starting point is 00:04:56 Both nuts are involved on my right nut. I get a hint of earthiness on my left nut just a bit of sheep shit I get a hint of earthiness on my enough nut. Just a bit of sheep shit. I had someone tell me that once in a tasting. Sheep shit, sheep, what do you call it? Sheep dude or sheep manure or something like that. We were at the silver oak winery I think in California. And he's like, do you notice some, I don't know what he called it.
Starting point is 00:05:20 Sheep essence? Yeah, sheep essence or sheep essence. Do you know some sheep essence there? Like two. He was actually trying to tell us that there was a hint of sheep shit in there. And I was like, this is not for me. I gotta get going.
Starting point is 00:05:34 Yeah. Chrissy Houdley's around the world are doing the following things. Okay. There's a nurse that has been working during the pandemic to save lives. And for that K-Hope, please. that K-Hodley is kicking ass. Yeah, nice.
Starting point is 00:05:48 She seems a little stressed out about life. I'm not going to give any identifying information. She seems a little stressed out about life. And she wishes everybody would. Yeah, right. But K-Hodley is saving the world. Good, good, good girl. K-Hodley is also a wedding photographer in the Northeast.
Starting point is 00:06:02 And it seems like she's mainly, I don't know, her wedding style seems to be soprano-ish, if you don't mind. If you don't mind. Like, mobsters. Like mobsters. Like it just seems like there's a lot of opulence and a lot of, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:06:15 Over the top. I see, I flip through some of the pictures and I feel like there's a lot of characters in there. If you know what I mean. Yes. Sorry, HODLY. I'm going to call you all of you HODLY. I'm sorry HODLY.
Starting point is 00:06:26 I don't know who you are. I'm just making assumptions based on your available social media feed. You work at the Fed Reserve. Oh, well. Counting money. I'm assuming. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:36 Nice. I wish you had that job now. I did the reserve here in Atlanta. And what did they have to say? They had to, everything to say about money. Yeah. It was good. It was a little too hurt. I don't think anybody does actually. They print them out. I know they print them out. You can get those bags. Yeah. They're ripped up dollars. You know. You can you paste them back together?
Starting point is 00:06:58 No, I don't think so. I mean, people take a ripped dollar bill, right? Yeah, but not ripped into like 50 pieces. I don't know. I think we might, I think. Unless it's tell tell signs because it's like perfectly ripped. Oh, it is. Yes, shredded. Well, I mean, listen, I think this might be a job for one of the SACPAC. We can just get them to take a Fed reserve tour every couple of days, bring back the cash,
Starting point is 00:07:23 tape it together, whatever they can tape together, we'll give them a 10% cut. Okay, yeah, probably take them three days to put a dollar back to the point. Right, I'm thinking for it. I'm sure you're watching it. It's like, ah! Yeah, that's it. Ah, sir! You are a doctor.
Starting point is 00:07:38 Well, of course I am. A feet. Okay. A podiatrist. A podiatrist. Okay. What a weird thing to be a doctor of. Don't you think?
Starting point is 00:07:47 I mean, I know you need him. I know you need him. I know you need those feet. But a podiatrist, I remember the old signfold episode, is a podiatrist. Some people may have a calling. Some people might have a calling or a fetish. All right. That could be tricky.
Starting point is 00:08:00 You know what? You know it's show that I cannot watch on TLC. The two shows that I cannot watch my feet are killing me or Dr. Pimple Puppern. No, I can't watch the Pimple Puppern. What an awful fucking and I know that I know one of the girls who actually put this show on Television and and it's what an awful fucking show. Yeah, I If we're eating dinner and the TV happens to be on on TLC and one of those Commercials comes on I have to run to turn off the television because I'm gonna fucking throw up. That's an awful television show TLC you should take it off. I know there's a lot of people just based on the name. I'm not
Starting point is 00:08:32 watching you know people some people like that. Yeah. Yeah. There's a I've dated some girls and let me pin peer and let me pop your black. No. No. No. Don't get away. Just don't leave me alone. What are you doing? You're so weird. Or you got to sit on your back. Let me get it. No. No. don't get away. Just don't, leave me alone. What are you doing? You're so weird. Or you gotta sit on your back. Let me get it. No, no. You fucked up, man.
Starting point is 00:08:49 You fucked up. You like to see people suffer for no good reason. And then you like to watch the carnage. Unbelievable. Padayatris. Oh, pap. Yeah, but now this baby's like taken on. Like massive size, like, you know.
Starting point is 00:09:02 Okay. I don't know what you call boy. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Like, you know, someone's got don't know what you call boy, oh yeah. Oh yeah, like, you know, someone's got a basketball on their head. Yeah, and she like takes a scissors to it. Don't tell me. Oh, Chrissy, it's fucking disgusting, man.
Starting point is 00:09:14 But I think the most impressive thing that Kay Houdley has done in history is the following. Are you ready for this? Okay, I'm ready. Share a little video with you. So let me get this set up here. We're here in the TCB Studios YouTube.com slash
Starting point is 00:09:28 the commercial break like and subscribe. I think one of the more impressive things that K-Hodley has ever done is this. I'm gonna let Walter Cronkite talk to him. Are you ready? That's just exciting. Almost two months ago, a new Jersey ordered state little league teams to allow girls to play.
Starting point is 00:09:46 But the Civil Rights Order is met with resistance, and now the state says it wants to get a court order. Soviet Chase reports on 111-year-old New Jersey girl was trying to play Little League ball despite the controversy. Any day the sun is shining, winter or summer, you'll find a baseball game going on. In Kristen Holtley's backyard You are one of the first young ladies to play that's right one of the first young ladies to play Organized baseball with the boys after the civil rights That's right civil rights movement and the Supreme Court's order that women and men be treated equally Including in some of
Starting point is 00:10:25 these sports. I don't think it's called, I think Title IX came later, but you were one of the first young ladies in New Jersey. Caving the way. Caving the way. I think this is so impressive. Future girls. I love it.
Starting point is 00:10:36 I love it. Christian's mother says that when this all began a few years ago, the boys didn't want to grow in their game. Oh, wait a minute. You have to invite us a catcher. No, Michael, get back. But Kristen is too valuable a player to exclude. And this spring when her playmates go marching off to the
Starting point is 00:10:56 previously all-male little league, Kristen and Tim. And Tim Houdley is going to play for the San Francisco Jaws. Nice! I love this story. He's so cool to me. Very cool. So I read about this young girl. She's a super impressive. I mean, there's a lot of news about her then. I don't know. I didn't find too much about her. Where is she now? She is still a lot. I assume she is. This is just back in the 60s. So I assume that, you know, she must be in her 70s or maybe even 80s now. Yeah. But this young girl fought to play backyard baseball,
Starting point is 00:11:25 fought to play and little league baseball with the boys and just because she wanted to, for no other reason. And she's good. And she's good, the guys won her because she's a right fielder and she can play shortstop. And she switched hits. This is the girl.
Starting point is 00:11:38 Yeah. This is the girl that you want. Chris and Holi, you are impressive across the world. Thank you so much. And thank you for your contribution to society. I just want you to know that without you, I'm not entirely sure what we would do. I'm happy to help.
Starting point is 00:11:51 Well, so I'm glad you didn't find any like mass murderers. Oh, no, but I found a ton of porn. There is a ton of porn. There is a very famous porn star with the last name, HODELY. She goes by like Kia HODLY or something like that. Let me tell you something. HODLY is an interesting porn name. It is. I think you would have changed that. Well, I know you so for me is like I'm not watching any HODLY porn. That's just not it. However, I did find one grandma named HODLY. I was doing porn.
Starting point is 00:12:20 Oh. And let me tell you something. Again, a pioneer. A pioneer. One of the more disturbing images I've ever seen in porn was her whacking herself off in a bathroom. I'm just saying, if you're into grandma porn and that's your thing, cool man, but I'm not in the big way, chick for four. Why did you watch it? Okay, you want to see how well I know you? Let's do a little best friend quiz. Yeah, I haven't looked at these ahead of time,
Starting point is 00:12:45 so I don't know, okay? I just slapped him on there. When is your birthday, your birthday is 19th of February? How many brothers and sisters do you have? You have two sisters. What is your special talent, podcasting? And hula hooping. Hula hooping, I did not know that.
Starting point is 00:13:01 You can hula hooping? Oh yeah. Why have I never seen you hula hooping? I don't know. We even been to Bonner, of course. I was, I think we were a little too preoccupied. Yeah. I was too busy stealing beer.
Starting point is 00:13:12 So. Right. And then jogging my car home. Yeah, my God. Remember when I walked into this, for those of you that don't know, maybe not heard the story, there was a band called, Yes. Was it even the band? There was a band called... Yes. What was the name of the band?
Starting point is 00:13:26 Moontaxi. That's right. Band called Moontaxi, who you may or may not be familiar with. Yeah, great band. And they were also a memfo. I didn't have a chance to apologize about the beer that's all. They came to the memfo. They came to the TZB tent.
Starting point is 00:13:42 Oh yeah, that's right. They came to the TZB tent. And you didn't know who they were. I had no idea who they were. They were there videotaping and they were talking to me and I, and then they walked away and it was Moon Taxi. So for the second time, I have disrespected Moon Taxi.
Starting point is 00:13:56 But Moon Taxi was at Bonarou. Chrissy and I were backstage in the artist area at Bonarou because Jeff was doing some work back there. And I wanted to beer and the VIP, the special VIP VIP beer area had a huge line to it. And it was like, you know, a mile away, it's 900 degrees outside. And so Jeff says, oh, don't worry about it. Head into that trailer right there and tell them you're with Jeff, you know, Jeff, Brandsford.
Starting point is 00:14:23 And you know, that's moon taxi. He says, that's Moon Taxi. So I thought, Jeff said, tell him you're with Moon Taxi. Jeff from Moon Taxi. So I walk into the place with a swagger. It's a guy at the front door. There's a huge cooler, right? I can see it in the middle of this trailer.
Starting point is 00:14:41 Like this trailer where the artists are hanging out. Moon Taxi is hanging out. So there's a guy at the door and he's just kind of standing there with a beer and I can say, hey, what's up, man? He goes, hey, what's going on with you? And I'm like, nothing. I'm with Jeff from Moontaxi.
Starting point is 00:14:53 He told me I could come grab a few beers and he's like, Jeff from Moontaxi. And I'm like, Jeff from Moontaxi. That's right. That's right. You heard me correctly, thanks, Bonnie. Thanks, Bonnie. Thanks for checking in, but I already
Starting point is 00:15:05 got my credentials. I don't think he's not the droid you're looking for. That's using the force. And so he says, okay, sure. And he let me go in and grab a couple of beers. And on the way out and he goes, you said you were with Jeff. And I go Jeff from Moontaxi. That's right. Thanks for the beers. I'll be back later for more. And he just kind of stared at me. Little did I know that the guy standing at the door was in the band Moontaxi. And there's no Jeff in Moontaxi.
Starting point is 00:15:35 He just probably was like, this guy's got balls. I'm gonna see how this plays out. Well, confidently. And act like you know what you're doing. Act like you know what you're doing. That's the number one rule. If you have a sneak backstage somewhere, pretend you know what you're doing. Act like you know what you're doing. That's the number one rule. If you have a sneak backstage somewhere, pretend you know what you're doing.
Starting point is 00:15:48 Just don't look anybody in the eye. I care. Like, what are I am supposed to go? Did you get busted? Okay, what's the main thing I do in my free time podcast? You like to work out? You like to walk the belt line? You like to read, I know this about you.
Starting point is 00:16:02 Yes, all of those things. What is the main thing I don't like about myself? Hmm, that's interesting. What is the main thing that you don't like about yourself? I am going to say, actually, I don't know. I don't know what you're super insecure about. All right, I don't want to share it here on air. How's that?
Starting point is 00:16:23 I practice self love. You do practice self love. But you know, you could turn it into one of those interview questions, you know, like, what's the worst thing about you? I'm just too organized. You're too. I'm too on time. I'm too focused.
Starting point is 00:16:36 I'm too focused. I am too sexy. Yeah. Which football team have I supported since I was young? The Tennessee Volunteers. That's right. That's right. That's right. There you go. Who is my celebrity crush?
Starting point is 00:16:48 Who is your celebrity? I don't even think you know that. Jeff from Muntaxi. Jeff from Muntaxi is super sexy. Here he is. What's your greatest fear? I think your greatest fear is that this podcast doesn't work out. You have to go back and get a job.
Starting point is 00:17:05 That is true. That is one. And then also have a fear, you know, this, of anything flying all the back of a truck. That's right. Yeah, on the highway. Who is your worst enemy? Who is your worst enemy?
Starting point is 00:17:20 I don't know. What is this? Super good. I don't know. It's that. Who is your worst enemy? What a child is question. That? Super bad movie. I don't know. It's like, it was your worst day. What a childish question. That's for three days.
Starting point is 00:17:27 Yeah. Ah. Octo Spider, whatever's name is. You know, I can think of a few people you're probably dislike, but I wouldn't say they're your worst enemy. Yeah. Okay. Now, I'm going to go straight to round four.
Starting point is 00:17:42 You ready? Okay. Try the healthy stupid. Try the healthy stovet. Try the healthy stovet. That just pops on. That was awesome. I love our machine just randomly generates noise. It does.
Starting point is 00:17:55 To your coffee, I think you would rather drink coffee than tea. Chocolate or ice cream, I think you would go chocolate. Day or night, night. Going out, staying in, you're going out, and staying in kind of. I am both, yes. Yeah, there you go. You would enjoy either of them. Summer or winter, summer for sure.
Starting point is 00:18:15 Savory or sweet, I'm going to say savoury. Yes, you are correct. Pizza or burgers, I think you'd probably enjoy a burger more than you would. I like both. You like both? Okay. Music or movies, music for sure. Mountains or beach, I think you'd rather be at the beach any day of the week.
Starting point is 00:18:32 I like the mountains a lot, but if you've been a choice, yeah. Early bird or night owl. Early bird. Early for Chrissy is 11th or 3rd day. So there you go. It's my body's natural rhythm. It is your body's natural rhythm. You said the rhythm of the mask. Stay up a little later. Get up a little later. The rhythm, Chrissy, no.
Starting point is 00:18:57 Whoa! The prizes don't stop there. Those surprises don't stop there. Okay. Because I love you. I love you. I love you. And I know what kind of person you are and I know the things that you like and the things that you may not like, I think,
Starting point is 00:19:09 for the most part, right? I don't know you like Jeff does. Of course he's your partner. He's gonna know you best. But I know that you like what some of our audience members super dislike and that is why today I present to you a special treat, maybe a little bit too soon, but because it's your birthday, I'm gonna break it out.
Starting point is 00:19:27 A Frankie B travel review. Yeah. Are you ready for this? I mean, I just can't have enough. La Concha Renaissance, Marriott, San Juan, Puerto Rico. This is his new job now, as he's a travel reviewer. This is his new job, he's a travel agent. That's right.
Starting point is 00:19:43 He is a travel agent. Are you right. He is a travel agent. Are you ready for this? Okay, where is this? Puerto Rico. Puerto Rico. Puerto Rico. This is good as it gets, my friend. Okay, thank you for this present.
Starting point is 00:19:54 Welcome. And it's that time in the commercial break for a commercial break. As you may have realized by now, we're publishing three brand new episodes every single week. Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and we'd love to hear your opinion on that. Please connect with us by email at tcbpodcast.com. And while you're there, you can listen to any of the audio, watch all of the video, and get your free tcb collectible sticker. If you'd like to text messages or send us a voice mail, 661-237-8296. That's 661,
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Starting point is 00:21:57 If you've been waiting to go to youtube.com slash the commercial break for any reason, not just so I can get the subscribe, please subscribe. It's because I want you to see Frankie B in this travel video He is literally a leather tomato. I know it's like a mix between burned and tan I know the best thing about the best thing about where Tareko is the sun and I have been standing directly on it He's going close to the sun. That's right. They have a tanning bed downstairs. What I do is I go out for 12, 14 hours a day, and then I come back in, I use the tanning bed to get that done. Feel it in.
Starting point is 00:22:32 That's right. You want to get that, it's like a wax coating. So I'm going to look what I'm doing or whatever. Wow. Those glasses are awesome too. He looks good, man. He does. He's on top of it up as well. He looks good. Oh, he looks good man. He's a Harder old. He's all tied it up. He looks good. Yeah, he's dad it up. I think he's mafia I think we're gonna get murder's day one day. I'm gonna walk out the door. Someone's gonna be like
Starting point is 00:23:00 Someone's gonna take a baseball bat to the back of my head. Thanks for La Cancha So I'm gonna take a baseball bat to the back of my head. Thanks for La Cancha. I know. Break my leg. That one's for Salon's sweeese. Yeah, as I can see a hit, I'm on you. I was Frankie. I was talking to a fan of ours and a friend of ours, Allison and her husband.
Starting point is 00:23:21 We had dinner the other night and they were laughing so hard about the salon Look if you're looking to get into a franchise Frank is this is Mr. Franchise. You're an asshole. Sure, don't worry about all the big money and advertisement over here at Mr. Franchise. Go with Salon. Sweet. You'll have Frankie's face posted on the back of a bus. Running down the running down the highway because that sells franchise right and to go into a remote location on a competition or customers, Frankie. Tell in the facilities that I'm at.
Starting point is 00:24:31 That way, if you're interested in going out a trip and you find this video useful or helpful, you know what? Then I did my job. My name is Frank Monardo. Thank you all for taking time on your busy schedule in watching this video. If you can find anybody that has a busy schedule is not watching this video. It's 18 minutes long of Frankie walking through the resort
Starting point is 00:24:57 making other people uncomfortable. He loves being on camera. And I gotta give it, I just, you know, I gotta say, well, when we first started the whole Frankie B thing, right, which I know, it's Funky, man, you gotta love Frankie B. If you're at TCB, you gotta love Frankie B, because it's just such great,
Starting point is 00:25:16 it's not meant to be funny, but it is funny, and Frankie is unlikeable, yet extremely likable, and you wanna hate him, but you end up loving him. He's like a good character and a murder mystery It's like you're rooting for the You're rooting for the away team basically Frank I've come to love Frank I feel like I know it. Yeah, but I don't I don't want to meet him because I know when I meet him
Starting point is 00:25:38 That's gonna be all over yeah, then he's gonna go let's do videos together I got an idea let's do a whole episode of DCB with me on the together. I'm gonna be like, I got an idea. Let's do a whole episode of DCB with me on the phone. And I'm gonna be like, no, that's not that funny. You just keep doing you and then I'll, yeah. We can do a whole show about you after you do your own video. Yes.
Starting point is 00:25:56 This video, informational, educational, subscribe to this channel. So you can miss my upcoming videos. Rockets. Ah. Another masterpiece of editing. He's like a George Lucas in the editing room. So
Starting point is 00:26:12 it just just describe how that just happened. He went from walking on the beach, shirtless, sunglasses, hair slick back to all of a sudden, two seconds later, he's taking off in a car. But his hair is dry, he's got a shirt on. Oh, it's great, anything.
Starting point is 00:26:28 No segue, no noise, no nothing. Yeah, if you like this video, subscribe. Right. Yeah. Oh, sorry. Oh, I've seen it. He's got a new girl there. Look at that.
Starting point is 00:26:40 Wow. Oh yeah. Fitness. I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. Oh He's got a new girl there. Look at that Wow, oh yeah fitness. Oh, yeah, get it. Oh, that looks like me at the gym. Whoa, who's that? I don't know a beautiful girl walking. There's some grooming. There's him parachuting That's a nice looking suit, Franky
Starting point is 00:27:01 The the hotel itself. I'm gonna get out of the sun so I can scan you, well, the hotel. Okay, look. So, it's just a normal hotel. Frank goes, no, it's not. Let me take a look, he's on the beach, by the way, in case you can't hear the obnoxious waves that are in the background, but he says,
Starting point is 00:27:21 let's take a look at the hotel and he scans the phone, it literally looks like a motel six. It's like, it's white, but it's not quite white from the years of wear it there. Here's how it sounds. Beautiful. Is it Frankie? The outside of the hotel is, it is dated, okay?
Starting point is 00:27:41 Oh, there you go. At least you recognize. But then again, you know, who in this video is not dated? Ha ha. But the inside is very, very, very beautiful. The beach, okay, the beach is absolutely incredible. You have the palms that you have, several pools, and as we get more into this video,
Starting point is 00:28:04 I'm gonna show you more of the He's setting you up As we get more into this video, I'm gonna show you more about the I'm gonna describe more of what's on the beach that you can see Your beaches you can see it's beautiful. There are some palm trees. Here's some sand. Yeah, there are a couple beach chairs Do you see that water down there? That's the ocean. Let's go take a look at the ocean. I'm going to show you what a wave is. Come on down here. Thanks for tuning in. Even more of us. We get more into this video. I'm going to show you more waves. I'll be right back. Watch this. He's just looking at the amount of. I'm like, uh, yeah, by the way, this is, you know, and listen, not knocking it. I can't say the that guy. By the way, this is, you know,
Starting point is 00:28:45 and listen, not knocking it, I can't say the rich Carlton either, but this is no rich Carlton. It's not like, you know, he's doing a review of a hotel that, it's a hotel, right? Yeah, it's an older hotel. That's right.
Starting point is 00:28:56 Steve, the one thing I gotta show you this, you know, if you guys like, guys, women, whoever watches, if you guys like, ways, oh my God, this guy, you guys like guys women whoever watches if you guys like waves. Oh my god This guy's like waves you're gonna love the ocean It's called the ocean let me show you over here come with me. Oh my god. He's literally reviewing the ocean I love you Frankie. I love you Frankie I love you. This place will destroy you. I mean they are absolutely killer. I mean I've I've been tumbling underwater. I'm actually going to kill myself here okay. look it. I'm going to go on. Ah, meanwhile, there's like the tiny, little bit of way.
Starting point is 00:29:47 Well, there's an old, an old, an old, old gentleman standing up. So Frankie pans the camera to show you this and crudey tsunami waves that are coming. He's the tumbler out. I tumble for you. I tumble for you. I tumble for you.
Starting point is 00:30:04 So he pans over and it's like a kid's wavefall. Yeah, it is. It's this town old man who's four foot three and it's up to his knees. These ways will destroy you. Look at this. You know, actually it's hit or miss. Every time you want to show the waves. Well, well actually it looks a lot bigger when you're under Oh
Starting point is 00:30:34 Ah Bigger when you're drowning It looks a lot bigger when the lifeguard saving you It looks a lot bigger when the lifeguard saving you. I could just see a lifeguard. Oh god damn it. We got to get this guy out of the water again. He's tumbling. Look at him.
Starting point is 00:30:51 First one snack in a cup. But it's nuts. And what they do is they got signs all over the speech of the rip chorus because they said they're vicious. They take you out to this. I fit this with the signs since. Vicious. Vicious waves. you out to this I fit this with the sights and Vicious, this is waves
Starting point is 00:31:14 Oh my god, they get the rip curd took me away Rocks right over here like if you're right here The rip current will take you all the way and throw you into the rocks and you can get in trouble And trust me in this water The rock Thinking up through you into the way. Look at it. What is that six seven inches? It's up to your knees I suggest you know how to swim before you go into the ocean more about that later you go in the ocean. More about that later. Yes. It is, it is rock. Let me show you the whole tell zone that we're in.
Starting point is 00:31:49 Sure. Very, very beautiful. This is my first time in San Juan. I've always gone to Mexico and I'm going back in now. They won't let me there. always gone to Mexico and they will go to Mexico and do it unfortunate incidents. I'm not allowed back there for 10 to 20 years. I'm not sure. My lawyer is thinking. I'm suggested this place and I am so glad that we came here. Sam Lennon is absolutely stunning and again later I'm gonna show you the old Sam Lennon, okay? The old downtown it is incredible! The streets... what words you're using? Amazing, amazing, vicious, incredible, tumble. Destroy you.
Starting point is 00:32:46 Destroy you. Good Lord, for a kiss. The restaurants, the people, the shopping, it's such an experience. So I would have a restaurant. What do you think he's having a great time? The people, the pharmacies. He does see what he's having a good time.
Starting point is 00:33:06 I wonder if Salon Sweets really provides him this kind of lifestyle. I mean, he's the f***. That's like a big serious. Like, he seems to be on vacation a lot. He's on vacation videos. And he seems to be making a lot of videos. I mean, Chrissy and I make a lot of videos, but we also dedicated the immense amount of time
Starting point is 00:33:25 to our spouses, Shagrin. The salon suite. You think the salon suite is doing this for me? No, I can't imagine either. Yeah, he probably did one really good real estate deal back in 1989 and it set him up for life, right? Good for him. Or he's a barber on the side.
Starting point is 00:33:48 I highly recommend if anyone's looking to come to San Juan. Oh my God. You'll absolutely love it. We're going to views. Well, if you're looking to come to San Juan, you probably already understand that you're going to like it. If anybody's got a trip plan to San Juan, if you're on the fan, I suggest you come to San Juan.
Starting point is 00:34:06 Yeah, if you're on the fence, come. Yeah. That could have been the end of the video right there, but no, wait, there's more. All right, I'm gonna head back to my chair. I'm gonna have a cocktail, and then we're gonna continue this video. Oh There is a woman that is passed out fucking cold on the beach
Starting point is 00:34:40 She's pasty too. She's gonna get a nice Very good rock. You didn't even finish her margarita. You can see that right there. I'm gonna head back to my chair I'm gonna make a nice sunburn. Yeah, she better. Yeah, she better. You can see the even finish her margarita. Yeah. You can see that right there. I'm gonna head back to my chair. I'm gonna make some more people uncomfortable. That's it. I'm gonna get some more sun. I don't know if you noticed, but I just got a good base coat here.
Starting point is 00:34:55 This maroon is my base coat. I'm going for fire in general. That's right, he needs a crisco. This is what I would suggest you use Who's this lovely lady over here? Frankie's got a girl. Oh Now I'm gonna take you She's like leave me out of your bullshit
Starting point is 00:35:24 She's like leave me out of your bullshit. She's like, leave me out of your bullshit, Frankie. She's the one who told her to take those videos out. Guarantee she wants them and she was like, yeah, you know, you're cute. I think we get along well together, but that YouTube channel. I mean, for 30 people, really, can we take those down? Little do they know of the pool area and this hotel has several pools which are all unique in their own way. Now this particular one's round shaped and one's oval. And then there's a kidney. More about that later. We get it, there's a bullfrike. Those glasses. Bullshare. I don't like it because you could look at the time of day,
Starting point is 00:36:08 it's like one o'clock, not even one o'clock. And it's already in shade. You see? It's a little... I need full thought. That's I need. If the sun comes up at 8.15, I'm here at 7.45. If it goes down to 7.45, I'm here to 8.15.
Starting point is 00:36:25 I wanna make sure I get every last ray. Look how small that pool is. That's crazy for like a big resort. Yeah, that's tiny. That's a bit more chairs than it does. I think my pool is bigger than that. Plus it has no sun. He's right about that, it doesn't have any sun.
Starting point is 00:36:41 It does not. It's a little infinity pool, which is cool, as you can see. You know, you can go to the edge and, you know, look at the water and everything. You can go to the edge and look at the back of some other beach chairs. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:58 Yeah, the infinity pool goes into the beach. Yeah, the infinity pool's supposed to be higher. Yeah, that's the whole point. It's like you're looking like you're in the ocean, looking out into the ocean, right? Not you're in a kid's Walmart play pool, looking into the back of someone's beach chair. Right.
Starting point is 00:37:21 It's so romantic. You can go to the edge. You can go right to the edge. It's like the edge of the world. Let's go in the beach. Like the edge of the world, then there's a beach chair. Well, you gotta get over that beach chair to get to the end of the world. But you can use your imagination like I do. I'm freaky bee. Thank you, but as you can see, you're in shape. So do I like this pool? Absolutely not. So let's roll.
Starting point is 00:37:49 Man. I give this pool one 10 free. Yeah, I mean, did he have to even show that pool? Yeah, well, I needed to show you the good before I bad before I show you the good. Let me tell you something. This gets one out of 10 bees. Oh, the bees. One out of 10 sweet. Let me show you
Starting point is 00:38:12 a good more on that later. More out later. Yep. Oh, should a second level. All right. And then we can it's called a floor. We're going to go to this second level. That's where you beat Tetris That's where Zelda is You show you the rest of the pool. I got one little bar. This is kind of an interesting area Frankie, that's where they take the This kind of an interesting area smells a little funky. There's all these plastic bags. I don't like it.
Starting point is 00:38:47 Yeah, I don't like it. But I'm going to come here later because it gets sun. I like the trash can. That's where you get all of this. I think you're a flit. That's right. The sun's looking back at me and going, hey, I see you. It's just a bunch of sand. I think it's obviously from a trash can it's a trash area. It's an area. It's a state. It's an area to stay shit Frankie.
Starting point is 00:39:19 You gotta go to youtube.gov.com stuff like a commercial. You gotta see this. Frankie is literally looking at an area where they keep the Beech shares and he's like I don't know about this area. It's suspects. They're saying they're saying and Beech shares piled up. I don't know what they call this They call this I think this is the second Frankie Oh, freaky. And I just thought, here we go. Yeah, hold me up a hard time. That's a little tiny bar that you can walk up and get served yourself. You can serve yourself.
Starting point is 00:39:54 I don't think you can be said that correctly. Extra, I'm going the right way here. I don't know if I can get up to the, no, I'm an idiot. It's okay, we'll only be in here. We agree. Final ruling. I don't know if I can get up to the no I'm an idiot. It's okay. We'll be in here Final ruling I didn't do a test run You to damn it. I had it all sketched out of my hand I'm gonna go up here more on that later. I think I can get up here. No. Yeah. No. Hey Frankie, why don't you edit it? Just edit the video
Starting point is 00:40:28 For a day like I should notice place. Let's go up to the to the upper level And I can show you the pools that are actually in the sun Here's a gym very very cool gym check it out. In fact, I'm gonna go up there right now as you look at the treadmills are all across the window here Like you can't see anything you can see anything. What are you showing us? Is your reflection first of all second of all treadmills along the window like every other gym in America I mean come on Frankie. He's very cool unique design
Starting point is 00:41:03 I mean, come on Frankie. He's very cool unique design. And this salon suite, we like to put the hairdressing places, it located where no windows are. We have customers that like to run away, jump out of the window. Look at my body. I'm out of here. So when you're obviously in the gym this morning, and when you're running, obviously. when your obviously is in the gym this morning. And on your runny. Obviously. Yeah. I don't know if it could go, but let me say it again.
Starting point is 00:41:30 Yeah. Obviously. Okay. You are looking out at the ocean. It's well thought out per se. And then here's the gym real quick. I did, I actually did a video on the gym and that's going to be coming out either before or after this video.
Starting point is 00:41:51 Here's the video. You don't say Frankie. Either before or after this video. Something's going to happen. Anything that happened before or after this moment right now. I'm just gonna let you know that. Don't get surprised when I drop the video, when I drop the gym video before this video.
Starting point is 00:42:12 Ha ha ha. Time travel. Ha ha ha. I did a video on the gym. What? What? Did you have to do a video on the gym? By the way, there's like 12 of these.
Starting point is 00:42:23 He does a video on the gym everywhere he goes. He's like, let me tell you about the bad things about this gym and it's like, it's a fucking hotel gym. Oh yeah. What do you expect? Is that golds gym in LA? It's fucking. Then it's a beach.
Starting point is 00:42:38 Yeah, it's like conch, San Juan, Puerto Rico. It's the holiday and express in Puerto Rico. It's well thought out though. They put the treadmills right near the windows. Well thought out. Okay. Beautiful views. What in the world working out?
Starting point is 00:42:57 You know, if you can exercise and just just look what's waiting for you after your exercise. And of course after a good breakfast. Okay, now we're going to come into the pool area. Ooh, that wind. He's the weeb, that's obnoxious. I Gorgeous isn't it? I don't even see a pool It's like an old sweater They call you real quick $99 a night Look at the guy in the back.
Starting point is 00:43:45 He's like, who's this douche? I saw him with a gym this morning. He was making a video with a gym this morning. I think he's following me. What you can't see is they paused it. And there's a guy behind him, like looking at him. Give it up like this day guy. Of course.
Starting point is 00:44:03 This Frank, he's running around. Make it everybody feel weird Oh character this this whole tell the theme here. They got a lot of potted plants everywhere tons Potted plan the theme here potted plants Welcome to the look on you sir Would you like a potted plant They actually meet your Greta is here
Starting point is 00:44:36 I think it's potted plants Potted plants sir We're known for If you see a palm in the corner that's unpotted you let us know We are known for it. Hey listen, if you see a palm in the corner that's unpoted, you let us know. We are known for our potted plants. Yeah, game for the potted plants. They told me I had to look at the potted plants. Oh my god.
Starting point is 00:44:58 I noticed how Frankie's like there's girls and bikinis. I know so frankly like kind of like turn the camera to. Yeah. Yeah, he's got to get that in there. And then there's another one up over here. I'm going to run up here real quick. Is he showing a plot of what happens? He's showing us potted plants.
Starting point is 00:45:15 For any pool, you could sit on the ledge. Let me show you. Hold on. See? What if he's found? Whoop! I'm so hungry. That's Frankie. That's not an infinity pool. What if he fell? Frankie that's not an infinity pool. Is it to pull the waterfall? What are you talking about?
Starting point is 00:45:32 I don't even see the buddy pot of plants. Yeah, I know he said you can sit on the ledge. Exciting Sign me up Pot of plants and a legged I can sit on. I've been looking for a ledge I can sit on. Pull the ledge. That's right. I don't normally get a ledge to sit on, but when I do, I've stayed in a holiday in La Concha, known for our potted plants. I know that I think Hilton should hire this guy, maybe I should say. Super interesting thing about this hotel, which makes this so different is normally when I go to Mexico,
Starting point is 00:46:12 the hotels are just the hotel and then it's a hotel. But this is right what? What? Ah! It's all the way to the hotel. It's like, I'm coming to the radio. Yeah. That was like an equation. I'll probably do that. Thanks, thank you. You know all the way to the hotel. It's like, I'm coming to the raise. Yeah. That was like an equation.
Starting point is 00:46:26 I'll do a problem to do that. Thanks for being here. You know the thing about the hotel's when I go to the hotel is the hotel is just a hotel that has a hotel inside of it. By. But when I come here, it's a hotel outside of the hotel too. You can see it from both outside and inside. That's what I've known.
Starting point is 00:46:43 Oh, in the potted plants. More on that later. see it from both outside and inside. That's what I've known. Oh, and the potted plants. Right. More on that later. The middle of a city, which is really cool. And I don't know if I can catch a fine camera. I mean, never been to a hotel in the middle of a city. The thing that makes this hotel very unique, it's in the middle of a city.
Starting point is 00:47:01 Normally, when I build my salon, sweez, I build them out in the middle of nowhere. Right. I also visit hotels. I salate with it. The hotel is just a hotel. That's what it is a hotel. But here it's a city inside of a hotel. Or a hotel inside of a city. Either way you look at it. It's pretty cool design. Well planned out. Well thought out. I wanna hear it. Maybe I can. Hold on.
Starting point is 00:47:24 You see? Oh well holding. Yeah. We're all for the ride, ranking buildings around here. Actually when you're up in the room and you're looking across you're just right in the middle of the city and then all of a sudden you know you're at the beach. See great five. Great five. Great five. Flottles. Very tropical. Five. There's like four people hanging out at a patio tour. I know.
Starting point is 00:47:50 It's like a family. Great vibes. I don't know if you know this here. So I'm once having a club sandwich. It's kind of vibes I'm into. Totally. Normally they're blown coke down here, but right now it's club sandwich time.
Starting point is 00:48:03 So. Ha. Normally they're blown coke down here, but right now it's clip sandwich time, so If you're looking for that sleepy It's a hotel in a city, but it might have a beach-binded kind of thing with bodied plants Your thing more in that later Super tropical These are these are interesting over here These little those are like little bungalows. I'm not real sure.
Starting point is 00:48:28 I wouldn't like that. Because first of all, it's only a pool view. And it's not an ocean view. But here, you can see the town a little bit more. Some of the buildings stack up. That's two buildings. It's not a town. And by the way, this is like Naples, Florida, Panama, I mean Miami, anywhere you go, it's the same.
Starting point is 00:48:49 Yeah. It seems pretty standard. Miami's a huge city, then you go to South Beach and all of a sudden there's a beach. That's how it works, Frankie. People build around beaches. And here's the back half of the hotel, much nicer, can I say?
Starting point is 00:49:02 Not bad. And it looked through the open up over here. Okay, you're looking right at the ocean. And then it got, again, nice food area right out here. So the service, they don't have enough people. I understand with COVID and everything. And another thing, with COVID, is they're very very strict with it okay everybody is asking for your vaccination card you know right when you come to hotel and they're gonna give you this little
Starting point is 00:49:33 bracelet over here that way you don't have to pull your vaccination card out out of your ass out of my ass I'm not on the internet. I'm not mine on the internet, so you know, I was prepared. Single time. But every restaurant you go, if you come out here, get ready to flood your vaccination card. It is a pain in the butt. I'm going to tell you something right now.
Starting point is 00:49:57 So here's where we hang out right before being my girlfriend, right before we go to the gym. Wait, is it a pain in the butt to pull your vaccination card out once and they give you a break? Oh, no! Every hotel I go into, they just one mainly, they ask me to pull up my vaccination card. They came in and it is a pain in the ass,
Starting point is 00:50:14 showing them your wristband everywhere you go. Yeah, I'm saying just be prepared. That's all I gotta say. Also be prepared that you're in a city in a hotel that's not just a hotel that has a beach in the back of it. Here's the back half of the hotel more than that later. Oh look, another pot of plants.
Starting point is 00:50:31 I love it. The demon in this hotel is pot of plants. I can see these girls dressed up with like coconuts on their boobs and like a pot. There's a little like plant coming out of their head. Welcome to La Cunche, a potted planta. Planta le pote. I'm going to like to come out here and have a cup of coffee because the gym is right here. Have a cup of coffee, talk, very tranquil because this is
Starting point is 00:51:12 man. Normally with a one day we've been here, I like to come out here, drink a cup of coffee, I talk to the woman. I let her have three minutes of my time. I can see the gym. Yeah, I can see the gym. I ignore her while I'm looking at the woman. I let her ask three minutes of my time. I can see the gym. I can see the gym. I ignore her while I'm looking at the gym myself in the mirror. And then I go off and do my videos for three hours.
Starting point is 00:51:34 We meet at night for dinner. She gives me a blowjob. We call it a day. I go do more videos about it's plans. She gets a free vacation. She gets a free vacation. It's a deal. Wait and win for everybody. She paid Okay You want it That is
Starting point is 00:52:03 Oh, that's getting cut off. That is getting cut off. What is that? What? That's minute 926. It's all done with what's I gotta make a note of that. Who wouldn't want it? It was perfect. Making your my favorite.
Starting point is 00:52:16 No. The outside facilities are really, really nice. Like I said, the beach is really, really nice. They bring your chairs out for you, your umbrella. Like I said, it's eye play. I accept it. That's it. They put these chairs out there for you every morning.
Starting point is 00:52:36 It's amazing. They're just there in the morning. Same place they were yesterday. They get it right every time. By the way, which beach hotel have you been to where they don't put the chairs and tables out for you? It's weird. I was skeptical coming here, all right? But I'm telling you right now, I love it,
Starting point is 00:52:55 and I'm definitely not looking forward. Anytime soon, it's going back. Totally, totally enjoying. My flight's at 415. I was skeptical. I was a skeptic of whether or not this hotel was gonna live up to my expectations. They said expect a lot of pot of plants. There's way more pot of plants. Way more pot of plants than I ever imagined. It's amazing. Look, there's another one. Stay out here, so yeah, I would totally, totally recommend this. So soon, I'm gonna get you into the lobby, but I'm not going there now.
Starting point is 00:53:32 No way, you know why? It's too freaking nice out. I need to get back to the beach, get my cocktail, and you know soak up some more sun. I'll catch you on a little bit. Now it's out. The last thing you need is more sun. First of all, Frankie. And I love the quick edit right to the room. Hey, in fact, yeah, I had my cocktail. Look at me. I'm twice as tan as I was before, not possible, Frankie. Time to look at the room. Um, actually, you could come up the elevator and then it's an outdoor catwalk up over here. Here's the view just outside the room.
Starting point is 00:54:10 Catwalk. Really, really nice. So, on one side of the room, you're going to have the ocean view and on this side of the room, we get the full view. So this is, it's a very, very nice room. It's a beautiful view. Yeah, cool room. It's a beautiful view. Yeah, cool, man. It's a beautiful view.
Starting point is 00:54:28 But cool, man, there's 3,000 hotels. With it a square mile. They probably have the same fucking view, dude. I mean, yeah, this is really quite frankly a ridiculous review. I didn't. He has told us nothing that we need to know. No.
Starting point is 00:54:43 One time the lunches, what kind of food they're serving. Show me how they, they're turning out saying. They've got sand. Yeah, they've got sand. Waves that'll destroy you, potted plants, and it led you to sit on all in a hotel inside of a city. It's amazing. Like I was talking about earlier in the video,
Starting point is 00:55:04 you see the city life. See all the buildings that you're around. Okay, then you pop right into your hotel and you're right on the beach. So it's a very interesting comment. All right. Very interesting. All right. All right, Franky, get to the room. Let's see the room. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha It doesn't matter. Someone's in here to murder me, it doesn't matter. More on that later.
Starting point is 00:56:08 All right, so now as you're walking, there's our beautiful view of the ocean. I mean, if these lines opened up a little bit, better. I'm the room. Uh, yeah, I don't know what to say about the room. The room is the room. The room is the room, yeah. I stay at the, yeah. It does have an ocean The room is the room. Yeah, I stay at the...
Starting point is 00:56:25 It does have an ocean view, that's good. Many other hotels have that as well. Many other hotels. Millions. Yeah, probably many just in that square mile. He's sitting there. There is nothing super fantastic about the hotel. Now, I'm not saying you have to do a review of the Ritz every time.
Starting point is 00:56:42 There's lots of hotel reviews that I've seen of hotels that are not the Ritz. Right? That's where I say. It's a room that I stay in. But when I watch a hotel review, I want to see something luxurious and opulent, something I can never achieve or hope that I can achieve someday. Or some concrete information. Yeah, or something that I can actually use.
Starting point is 00:57:03 Not just. Here's a hotel. Let me get these blinds open for you. Yeah, look at this four foot by four foot window. Beautiful. The room is lit. All included. The room is lit.
Starting point is 00:57:18 Okay. I didn't clean up anything because this was our last day here. Obviously, I should have maybe filmed this video before we move in and unpacked everything but you know what this is this is real life this is how you live in a hotel this is how we live in a hotel. Don't make assumptions Frankie. He's just talking. He can't get enough of himself. We live at hotel. You live at a hotel. Hello real. Room. Is that you? Room. Are you there? Oh, look, a pot of plant. We have our little closet of safe Okay, the bathrooms all that fun stuff iron bar nothing nothing crazy, you know nothing nothing ridiculous here Oh
Starting point is 00:58:24 That's like charcoal isn't it. Oh my god. No, it's a good vodka. Okay. Well listen, regardless, he's showing you a mini bar Yeah, you see enough can you know like an embassy suite. This is a coffee maker There's a coffee maker two bottles of water nothing in the refrigerator and a bottle of tea. Those sitting there Yeah, showing you the world's smallest closet show us the air conditioner Frankie. Please show us the air conditioner This video Something strong. Go out and show us the other district. Please. This video. Give me something strong. Go out with show me the air conditioner. Other refrigerator, they don't stack it with anything I think
Starting point is 00:58:52 to give you just a couple of complimentary waters. You know, our luggage area. It's a it's a fucking suitcase. I like it, Jaria. Here's our luggage area. Oh Chair look there's a TV TV Oh I can see Franky at night like drawing a map tomorrow when I talk about it.
Starting point is 00:59:32 Remember to mention the chair area. That's important information. There's a chair area. Where the chair goes. Do I have the map to get from the beach to the second level? I just can't remember all this. Oh my god. Where the chair goes. Do I have the map to get from the beach to the second level? I just can't remember all this. Oh my god, chair area.
Starting point is 00:59:50 Chair area. It's not a chair area, it's just a chair. No, it's just a chair that's pushed up underneath the desk. That's a chair area. Don't have. Oh, sorry. A lot of in this room, it's dress chair area. Don't have a lot of in this room. It's dresser space. Or any space.
Starting point is 01:00:11 It's a hundred square foot room. This is built in the 60s, dude. I guess you inherited the dresser right when we walked in. Obviously, my girlfriend. I guess you can have some priority, right? Now I guess he's gonna sleep with me. I guess I'll give her something Oh my god, Frankie
Starting point is 01:00:42 Oh, there's there's only so much there's only so much. There's only so much for you. By the way, we're only half way through the city. I'm especially interested in that chair area and the potted plants. Those are unique. Those are unique to hotels. Oh, don't forget it's a hotel inside of the city. It's kind of like a city inside of a hotel.
Starting point is 01:00:59 It's like New York, New York, New York, and Vegas on the inside of it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hello. Brum? Is that you? Who wouldn't want it?
Starting point is 01:01:13 More on that later. I can do callbacks all day long on this video. Oh my god, Frankie. Happy birthday. Thank you for that birthday present. That is always a present whenever Frankie's involved. It's the gift that keeps on giving. Yes.
Starting point is 01:01:29 Frankie B. Tell your friends, tell your family. Go to youtube.com. But I just thought about something on our upcoming trip. Jeff and I, I don't know if I checked if there was a chair. I hope you have got to do it. Oh, thank you. Oh, it's colluded.
Starting point is 01:01:48 So would you like a cheer, area? For an extra $100 a night? Well, who doesn't want a cheer? I'll have a great, yeah. Give me the upgrade. I need a cheer, area. Oh my god. This is so great. You got to do a video of your cheer.
Starting point is 01:02:02 I must. And your luggage, area. I must. Get the air conditioning on your chair. I must. And your luggage. I must. Get the air conditioning while you're on it. I love it. YouTube.com slash the commercial break. Please subscribe, like any videos, comment. You know, we'll return your comments right back at you.
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