The Commercial Break - Happy Multiple Wives, Happy Multiple Lives!

Episode Date: June 15, 2021

Bryan and Hoadley dig into the messy and complicated world of multiple wives! Also known as...having your cake and eating it to. Garrick and his first wife Daniel travel long distances to make sure Garrick can hop into bed with his hot Brazilian second wife. It's an arrangement that works for everyone named Gerrick.  LINKS: Win $500 from TCBtv-(minus) by following Instagram or subscribing on YouTube and leaving a comment on your favorite episode in the month of June. Watch this episode on Youtube TCBTV-minus Sponsor EarBuds Podcast Newsletter SquadCast Podcast Remote Audio / Video Recording Hello Fresh: Use Code TCB12 Apostrophe: Dinner Table Dermatology. $15 off your online appointment. Use The Code COMMERCIAL Subscribe to The Commercial Break Podcast Youtube Channel Join The Comedy Podcasts Club on ClubHouse New Episodes on Tuesdays and now Fridays everywhere! Text or leave us a message: +1 [phone] FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak @bryangcomedy @tcbkrissy ClubHouse: @bryangreen @tcbkrissy ClubHouse: The Commercial Break Club on Clubhouse! (home of live recordings) Twitter: tcbbryan Facebook: The Commercial Break Podcast YouTube: Youtube.com/TheCommercialBreak Email: [e-mail] A Chartable Top 100 Comedy Podcast #1 Trending Comedy Podcast Worldwide! (Chartable) #1 Trending Comedy Podcast U.S.(Chartable) An Apple Top 100 Comedy Podcast  Top 1% Downloaded Podcasts, Worldwide (ListenNotes) A Hot 50 Podcast (Podcast Magazine) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

And we're back with WSHIT, Breaking News on Fourth Street and Crab Apple, multiple reports of an elevator, not working. Multiple people have now been reported out of breath, having to walk up multiple flights upstairs. That is of course a two-story building down there on Crab Apple Street. Let's go live down to Oliolarsson, where he is in touch with some of the victims and the building manager, this is a tragedy unfolding

right now in our small town of Crab Apple. Oli, what do you got for? Well, she lives on the first floor and yes, so I mean, I don't see... I care about my other neighbors. Well, I mean, so I mean, the, it's scheduled. It's a contracted job. We don't tell the elevator company when to work there people.

They submit a schedule to us. They said they could do the elevator in six weeks. So all we're trying to hold them to two is meeting their deadline. As far as working, doing elevator repairs, six, seven, eight o'clock at night, I don't see that as being a typical process, nor do I, is it a typical process?

All right, we're working, I've got to go now. I want to thank you, Boliv. Thank you. All right, let's back to you, dear. I don't let her go away. This, that's, what, does she have a response to that? Is she still there? What's that?

Did the lady just leave? Yeah. Oh, that's too bad. I shouldn't have to keep that discussion. She's back, everyone. Yes. Yes. What'd you like to know?

I'd like to know a response to what the gentleman said. The gentleman's a very effective spokesperson for the company, but obviously the people who live there are not satisfied with his explanation. Right. So what do you want now? Well, if I have to teach you how to be a reporter, I'll do that later. I want you to do that later, Well, if I have to teach you how to be a reporter, Ali, I'll do that later.

I want you to do that later, Jim, but I think the lady expressed herself. And you're not here, you're there. Is there any question you'd like me to ask her? And no, I'll give you lessons on how to become a reporter later. I'll give you some lessons on how to be an editor, because I was your boss once. Yeah, you were, and are no longer. How did that happen? I don't know. I don't know.

He was here to build a millon. That is 47 years of hardcore reporting experience right there. Olli, only the best on the scene reporting and Steven the Studio is an asshole. We'll be back right after this. Come our show break. On this episode of the commercial break, my love for you, Hodeik, is boundless. And therefore, he often does say this to me when I'm out at dinner. Wow, Jeff got strong game. My love for you is boundless.

Doesn't sound like Jeff, but okay, I'll roll with it. That's what I'm hearing. I'm talking to him. I'm sounds like you have to. She lives in Brazil. I'm here, I'm here, I'm here. And so she speaks Portuguese. And only Portuguese.

It's been so long since we've seen your face. And so she speaks Portuguese and only Portuguese. It's been so long since we've seen your face. I've translated. I've been doing for days and we've been so long. It's divine to be in the bottom of the bone. Ha, ha, ha. That means I got a cock of steel waiting for you. It's been eight months since we've seen Roberta and it's been a roller coaster

I'm having an ever-to-wack off every five seconds to photos ever. I've been face-diving her in the bathtub every night I hate my wife, I hate my hate my children. Being down here in Gavo for nine days every eight months is the only thing that gives me sane. And when I wear burnout, I'm going to get another one from Brazil. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Oh, yeah. Another episode of the commercial break. Hey, I'm Brian. This is Chrissy and Happy New Year.

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We didn't even get to the billion because we agreed to do everything except for murder somebody. And I figured after 100 million, you just weren't gonna say yes to that. So, there you go, excuse me while I'm eating my ass per table. The sour patch. Sour. The sours.

Wow, they are sour. Oh, you what? Here's the deal. What would you do? How much would it take? Let's say, I wanna ask you a question. Okay. Jeff comes in and turns the stuff for us.

Jeff comes to you tonight. Okay. Jeff comes in and turns the staff for a second. Jeff comes to you. Tonight, you and Jeff are having dinner, you're having a lovely conversation as you do. This is just how I imagine Jeff and Ho-Dee. Every once in a while, I'm laying in bed at night, and I'm imagining, I'm laying a bed at night at 7.15, putting my son to bed, and wondering what the rest of the world is doing.

It's hardly a Jeff. Yeah, most of the world, you know, are out there enjoying whatever they're doing. Yes. Are you in Jeff or just sitting down to some dinner out in some fancy restaurant downtown right off the belt line? I'm enjoying yourself. And Jeff says, I want you to know that I got a message from God last night. God himself talked to me. And he said that he said what he said in the Bible, which is basically that love is unending. It's a deep pool, a pool with endless resources, endless love flowing from endless places and endless resources.

Love doesn't stop. And your love, Jeff, my love for you, Holy is boundless. And therefore he often does say this to me. Wow, Jeff that's strong game. My love for you is boundless. It doesn't sound like Jim, but okay, I'll roll with it. That's what I'm hearing. I'm sounds like that. Let's say that he says, what I would really like to do is I would like an opportunity to bring in another wife because I feel like I have so much love to live. Yeah, so much love to live. First and God said it in the Bible.

He said it's one of those things that you need to do in order to really like fulfill your, this particular cycle on earth, you need to have in order to really like fulfill your, this particular cycle on earth, you need to have multiple wives and create multiple families and make it as big as you can. You, Jeff, you're the man of the house and you're the king and all your servants, including your multiple wives,

need more multiple wives. They need sister wives. This is gonna be a good thing for you, Chrissy. I don't want you to worry about me fucking other girls because that's not what it's about. It's about God and God's will for us Okay, and if we just pray hard enough about it You're gonna understand that we should have a second wife and maybe a third possibly a fourth, but let's concentrate on the second one

Let's concentrate on the second one because she's hot And I want to get at it There's not about sex. It's about God's will. Let's just pray a breath. And then he grabs your hand. You pray about it. Would you, under any circumstances, believe that it was God's will for you and Jeff to have

a second wife? No. Do you see a scenario upon which that could happen? Did I would agree to it? Did you agree to it? No. I don't. No. And less than I could also then have

a husband bringing in a bunch of new. Now you're just you've got to twist it up. Oh, you've got to twist it up. That's not what God said. Oh, okay. That is not what God said. What God said was a man should have multiple wives. God did not say anything about having multiple husbands. That goes against everything God stands for. That's bad. Clearly. How do you not understand? Man with multiple wives, good. One with multiple husbands. Bad. This is bad news. Okay. So now that we got the rules straight, right? Men, penis, big, strong king. Women, vagina, small, shrinky flower. Okay.

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The next day she brought divorce papers. So she was going to take my children back to Venezuela. So I said, you know what, hold on. Then I want you to watch a television show that explains it all to you. It's called Seeking Sister Rives. It's on TLC. Of course, it's on TLC. Of course, all the great episodes are on TLC.

Seeking Sister Wives is about men who have plural marriages, who are trying to get into plural marriages. In some cases, they have multiple wives, in some cases, they are looking for multiple wives. Some of them are doing it because God told the most of them are doing it because God told them to. It's some kind of like they use God as an excuse to get more pussy.

That's exactly, that's the way that I see it. And I think the wives see it that way also. They're just putting up with the bullshit. I don't know, maybe they, I don't know. Maybe there's some kind of financial security involved who knows, right? Financial, it seems like it'd be stretched even further. Well, you know, all these guys seem to be making money

from what I don't know. I just, I think they're doing multi-level marketing. Probably, multi-level Mormon marketing. I'm not sure. And to be clear, not all of these guys are Mormon. Actually, most of them are not. There's only one I think Mormon guy on the show.

Yeah, I thought you had to be Mormon to kind of do this. No, it's not, you have to be anything, right? You can have multiple wives. You just can't be married to the same person at the same time legally. You can be illegally married to the same person, meaning you can have all the ceremonies You want you just can't go get a marriage license, right? Okay

So there's like five or six couples right some Have more degree of creepiness than others, right? They're not all Listen, they're all creepy, but some of them seem more normal than others, right? There is a couple that I want to highlight on today's show. Oh, Derek and Stephanie, I think is her name. Well, that one's I can't remember her name. It's a Gary can smell the flower.

Is she a little flower? You don't want to hurt her vagina. Derek and Stephanie, I think is her name, right? Anyway, it's Derek. Derek is really what I want you to focus on get we meet garrigan and let's you want to play clips yeah let's play clips do it okay know that we're we're what we're watching

or listening to seeking sister wives on tlc i'm trying to convince hold that this is god's will let's listen in and will pop in every once in a while and and by the list of color at home Okay. So let's listen in and we'll pop in every once in a while and talk about it. Live in Boinadista, Colorado. Derek and I met in church and yeah, we were young. Yeah. He actually dated my best friend at the time before he woke up and dated me.

Okay. So I wanted to know how this already starts off on the right foot. Derek was dating whatever her name's best friend was when they met. Now they're teenagers so you can forgive them for their childish antics, right? But they're all in church, they all meet in church. So he's got it right from the beginning. Yes. He's got her convinced God is telling him to do all this stuff

and she plays along with it because she wants to be a good little wife or whatever. Now, I clearly think that this lady is the victim in this situation, because waiting till you hear how this pans out. Okay. We saw the light. Yeah.

We started dating when I was 18, and we got married when I was 19. I got coffee on your teeth. Okay. Hey! What's your name? Two children. Two young children.

One's probably nine. I didn't have those of the other wives. No, yeah, they've just met a wife and we'll get to that in a second. But I just want to point out that they have two children, set nine and seven, I'm guessing. Okay, you guys hungry? Yeah, let's go breakfast, sausage and scramble eggs.

What's for breakfast? This God's will for your daddy to have more pussy. Four tits is better than two, so I want you to learn that lesson early. I choose. Oh, yeah. Oh, it's gonna be really hot. You know what else is really hot? Your new mom.

Yes. Your sister. Your sister. Your sister. Your sister wife. I have two boys. Jeremiah is 11 and Solomon is 10. Okay, 10 and 11. We have two boys. Jeremiah is 11 and Salaman is 10. Okay, 10 and 11.

We have Salaman. It's a family. Salaman. Salaman. Yeah, like in the Bible. Ah, it's trying to be crazy when you use God like this. Home school then. Thank you, Lord.

Of course you'll homeschool because you can't go to school and say I got my two moms at the house and one of them is super hot. Jesus for this food and our family bless this food door bodies. Jesus name amen. We definitely make. Listen to how creepy he sounds. Bless this. He always sounds like this by the bless this food and my rock hard God. Dear God, let this cock be a rockin' when my new wife comes a neck. God, the center of our home. We're Christians and we decided two years ago that God wanted us to live a plural lifestyle.

Are they good? Yeah. We don't come from a polygamist background, but we believe in the Bible and multiple people in their head, multiple wives. And I thought, geez, the people in their godly people and God loved them. So I then realized God wasn't against that. So the way I... I think it had 2000 years ago. 2000 years ago when like 90% women died in childbirth. You got multiple wives because one of them was gonna die pretty soon. That's the way it was.

Neat, I remind you, they were hitting women over the head with, you know, bam, bam, rocks and fucking dragging them by the hair, back into the, this was a totally different time. Even the wives probably welcomed them back there. They're like, I never would have imagined that. Never. I got so loved by my parents when I was 13 for a goat in a song and a dance.

Yeah, breeze bringing more wise. I'd rather have sex with them than them. Have you smelled this scundal foot? It's got scundal sac, the Z's or something. I just never takes a bath in the fucking water. Unbelievable. See it is living a plural lifestyle. It's a great way to follow Christ and be like him.

And we felt that we were called to live this way. All right, do you guys want to get your bucks and stuff ready? I think the first few times that Gary started talking about men having more than one wife, I was shocked, you know. I didn't want this lifestyle. I wasn't like excited about it. I don't think I fully understood what it meant to have a sister wife and add to your family that way. So it was a little bit of a struggle. But then we both prayed about it and I realized bringing a sister wife into mining-garex relationship means my children gain another mother

figure. I have less sex with my brothers. I hate when people say, but I prayed about it. What do you pray about? And then what happened? I meditate all the time and I don't get me fucking answers. Not anyone's talking back to me, but I prayed about it. The first time Garrett brought up multiple wives, I was like, you're a fucking asshole.

But then I prayed about it. He beat me over the head with a toaster oven. And he said, it's either you agree to this or forcing it. Yeah, he threatened to get you all with a financial security way. And guess what, I was like, that's probably good. Oh, maybe I could try it. Yeah, maybe one extra, maybe two.

Let's start with one. We'll figure it out down the road. And I think we all gain a little more love in our lives as well. Yeah, I didn't move forward until she said, go do it. Oh, my father. He did it. I didn't move forward until she said I could. I had my hands wrapped tightly around her neck. Can I move forward? Yes! It's your fault. You've convinced me. I should move forward. I'll put the gun back in the gun safe now,

honey. I've got a bad one. Get in. Get in. So you want to get a workout in quick? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, I get wife's at the gym anyway. She's a trainer. Yeah. Down in Columbia, by the way, wait till you're here. So we started out and dated some people online, but never actually got serious in metamined person.

Tired already? Yeah, because no one wants a me to in person, character, you're a fucking creep. And by the way, going along with this voice, you should look at just Google, sinking sister wife, Derek, just Google. Okay. Because going along with his creepy voice is this.

He's got this smile plastered all over his face no matter what he's talking about. And he always uses God. I'll get to it, I'll get to it. Okay. And after a few months, we finally found the other perfect woman. The other perfect woman. Yes.

Hi. Hi. Hi. Oh my gosh. Hi sister. Oh my gosh. Hi. I hate you with all the pants.

I want to stab you in the eyeballs with a pencil. Oh. Hi. I hate you with all the passion. I want to stab you in the eyeballs with a pencil. Oh. Ha ha ha ha. She's excited because this girl lives in Brazil. And she only speaks Portuguese and only Portuguese. She speaks very little English. She speaks English like I speak Spanish, which means.

Is this somehow tied into Mary 90 day fiance? No, it's not, but it's a combo yeah, it's a combo story going on here, because it's the story of the immigration, but it's also the story of this seeking sister-wise. And let me tell you something. Well, I don't think she's the most attractive woman I've ever seen, this birth, what they call her birth, right? She is certainly not a bad looking woman.

Okay. And at least from for me, for my personal taste, right? From the shoulders down? Wow, right? From the shoulder up. Yeah. But if I'm garrick. Is this the wife or the sister wife?

This lady that they're talking to right now. The sister wife, however, if I'm garrick, I'm like, I need a fucking jackpot man. Because I can only imagine what the Seeking Sister White dating site looks like. Hi! I'm a Hucktune tobacco and clean and horse shit. I met Roberta online. It was a plug-a-me dating site.

I saw a profile picture and I thought she was very beautiful. She had beautiful hair and her skin was all of them. She had nice curves. I messaged her and immediately it was an instant connection. I messaged her with the following words. I prayed about it. Here's the dick pick. And they felt so right. We've been courting Roberta for a year and four months. Our nickname for her is Bert. She came into polygamy through her Christian faith

and this is actually her first thorough relationship. She loves him Brazil. Amen, amen, amen. And so she speaks Portuguese. And only Portuguese. It's been so long since we've seen your face. Translator. It's divine to being the bondable.

That means I got a cock of steel waiting for you. How does TLC do? I TLC post a lot of that, man. How they convince these people to get on TV. I have no, well, actually, they're just dumb as a box of rocks. Anyway, so they're like a TV show. This is going to help us out with the neighbors. So it's like, explain to everybody everything.

Tell me something. They can all you a translate. I think in the beginning it was hard to figure out how to communicate in the best way with Roberta because of the language barrier. But if you don't say, yeah. If asked were not I've talked about this multiple times. Forget the age difference, forget the millions of miles between us. If we had not spoken the same language, meaning we could not speak English together or Spanish together,

this would have gone nowhere. Right, no way. I'm sure, yeah. You communication's such a huge part of a relationship. Of course, yeah, but this guy doesn't care. He's like, I'm gonna forget fucking translators. I'm gonna get the fucking application. I'm gonna have a guy standing next to me 24 hours a day

because I am gonna hit that ass. Once we were able to figure out apps and stuff that could help us with that became a lot easier Right Take the fucking language I got dumbed up my foot over here. I got hot life down there. He's really asked that question. We wouldn't need the trans later. If she was here with us right now, it's a matter of fact, let's get a third wife and that third wife can be a translator. But even with our communication I'm fucking the translator

We must bring my wife number one me and the translator are gonna go fuck wife number two She helps me translate Translate that. Oh my god. I'm gonna come on your back. Trans like that, will you? Turn around so I can see your debts. And barriers with the different languages.

We instantly felt that connection with Roberta both Gareganai. And so after probably about three months I think it was we decided that we definitely needed to meet her. I love seeing you. Oh, welcome, Ben. We first tried to get Roberta here on a travel visa and she was denied. So we decided we need the middle. I was a bit in the stand tonight. Did I? Come on, Bert. Really? That's a good one. First you want to be a flight attendant. Then you're a, you're kind of, you need a diplomatic community now you got a you're gonna be the third wife

Try again and met up in a couple Mexico Bert come on Bert get it together What do you think I either get my first day on immigration job? Come on. Sure, you're going to be another way. Yeah. You can be on TV show. I bet. Take that shit to Mexico. Go to college. I allow anything. Eating Roberta for the first time, boys are real. Like the doubts were washed away. Yeah. It like, she's the doubts were washed away. This is really happening. This is really happening.

Oh my god. Oh yeah. Now listen to what they say. Listen, this is cracks me up. It's real. Yeah, she's real. She's a real girl. I think we even said that.

She's a real girl. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. I got everyone fooled. I was opposed to the sex.

I know, yeah. She's a real girl. Yeah, she's real. She's real. She actually came. She showed it all. We brought the boys with us and. Oh, because that's what you need.

That's confusing. They're already being homeschooled. They're already fucked. I know. They're already don't know how to relate to other human beings. And now you're going to bring them to me. I know. They're already don't ought to relate to other human beings. And now you're going to bring them to me second mommy. Yeah. So daddy can get the dick when.

Yeah. All right, boys. I want you to take out your pencils and learn this. This is how you pull the wool over a woman's eyes. This is how you get what you want every time. Kurtzmann, Ilka came also. She's very loving and supportive. Everyone got along amazingly.

It was just perfect. The mother, her mother came. It was her first trip. Yeah. Her mother, the second wife's mother. First mother came. Okay, the first time that they met in Cabo San Lucas. Because you know, nothing like sending your mother, your first board off to marry another man.

To marry, you know, another couple. Yeah. Yeah. Another strange about that. We had talked about rules and intimacy before that first trip in meeting Roberta, and we didn't want any intercourse to happen until we knew that she was supposed to be a wife. But I mean once we finally... But I mean once I saw her. Once I saw those tears. She was going to be a wife.

I told my wife number one, I said honey let's pray about it. Actually you pray about it. I'm gonna go talk to Bert in another room. Why don't you pray about it? I'll be right back. Hey what did God say? He said that we're doing the wrong thing. Pray again, I'll be right back. Yeah. Okay, met her in person. We felt so strongly about Roberta and I did bring a ring.

So on the second night, I popped a big question. He brought a ring. Oh my God, this guy, yeah. Well, they said that we're not gonna be intimate until they're engaged. And so he brought the ring. So he was like, So we could get intimate.

She was like, she was like, listen, you know, we don't know that she has diseases, we don't know who she is, let's take this slow, I have one rule. Just make sure that she's engaged before you guys actually like, you know, fuck. And we don't wanna bring that into the family

and he's like, no problem, no problem. I'm gonna bring the ring just in case. Probably won't happen under any circumstances, you know. I mean, I have the ring just in case. Ha ha ha. So night number two. Right. She can't even wait 24 hours.

He's like, night number two. I stumped the ring on my cock and I put it in her mouth. That I said, you want to marry me? Oh! I needed a translator. I swear you're the first. Okay, so she's saying, you know, so then she says, yeah, it's a problem.

Magical moment. It's a magical moment when I realized I was gonna get to have sex with her. Ha, ha, ha. And that was the first make-er. Can her were intimate? It's a magical moment when I realized I was gonna get to have sex with her. And that was the first maker. It can her were intimate. Yeah, was. Yeah. Yeah. Was. I really pulled the wool over your eyes.

I still can't believe it. Yeah, I remember that first time we talked about this and you said I'm fucking crazy. I told you, I was gonna have sex with another woman. Real soon. It was a little hard at first sharing Garrick and that intimacy I cried and I had a really hard time. But I definitely knew that it was what was supposed to be and that she was part of our life. so that secured me. That's not what's supposed to be. That secured you. That did not secure you.

The thing about this woman is if you, you have to watch some of it because you're really gonna see looking her eyes, but what you have to understand is that this woman never is actually positive about the situation. She always is very insecure about what's going on. And if you notice, like when they said, you know, how did you feel about the first time

that you guys met? She doesn't say excited, or you know, I couldn't wait, or whatever. She says it was surreal, right? And then she's saying that when they, the first time they got into it, she was crying, but then she knew this is the way it's supposed to be.

No, this is not the way it's supposed to be. I know. If you're fucking ahead and screwed on straight. Now I realize you're the victim in this situation. You are clearly a victim of emotional and mental abuse. I'm not saying that a woman can't make a decision or that this woman can't make a decision about whether or not she did another person

to enter in there. First head first into this and say yes. I've been waiting for you to bring this up. I'm so excited. I'm gonna go to the clothes, well, you and Birder together. That's right. Have fun.

That did not. Ah, that's crazy. I just want to know. I'm crazy this now. Our first trip to Mexico, it was amazing. We spent nine days together and had to say goodbye. It wasn't easy. Francis?

Oh, I should've seen the boys. Hey boys, come here. Mama Bird wants to see you. Mama Bird? Mama Bird. Great. It's dad Hey dad hey dad I Showed that picture you sent me to all my friends at school homeschool Yeah, here kids. I'm gonna show you anatomy class with mama bird

I'm a bird. Oh, baby. Love you. The boys, I think at first they were super nervous about Roberta. Jeremiah was like, I only have one mom and it's hard because she's in Brazil. She's not a part of our everyday life. They don't talk to her everyday like we do, language barrier and all that. So it is a little bit of an adjustment. Kisses. Kisses, do you too? It is kind of wild. Yeah. do language barrier and all that. So it is a little bit of an adjustment.

Kisses. Kisses to you too. It is kind of wild. Yeah. They're going to be in therapy pretty soon, because this gets you stranger and stranger, by the way. That we found a sister wife that does live halfway around the world.

But we definitely wanted to start living together as soon as possible and be united as a family. So we researched different ways to bring her here and talked in a tourney and realized that the only way to get Roberta here is for Gert to legally marry her and for her to be his wife. So it's only absolutely one option. Yes. You know, it's coming here.

Here it comes. And that is for us to get a divorce. Yeah. Oh, can you believe that? Can you believe that? But this is not the worst insult this woman has to suffer. She has to get a defucking divorce. Divorce.

So now she has no security. She's getting a divorce, a simple divorce in front of a judge where they say the marriage is irrevocably dissolved. And she takes nothing with her. There's no pre-month, there's no nothing, nothing. Because once you're divorced, you have no legal rights. Yeah. It definitely took us a few months to settle on that fact.

It didn't take us a few months to settle anything. It took you a few months to be hand-ranged into doing this. After we met her that first time and realized, like, okay, we have to do this. How has the day been going for you with all the immigration paperwork? We're in the process of working on getting her K1 visa, which is a fiance visa,

and we're hoping that in the next... Yeah, knew it. And then they're not able to do it. They are going to be able to do it. Well, it's a fascinating storyline, but, you know, six months hopefully she'll be here. They're not a bullsh**. They are going to be able to. Well, it's a fascinating storyline, but... But, you know, and... It's six months. Hopefully she'll be here.

I managed just an all-emissary on documents, and they said they will arrive in Colorado on Friday. Oh, good love. Yeah! Oh, good. The quicker you get here, the quicker we can cut this one out of the loop. You're right! That's right. That's exactly what's going on from the beginning.

If this woman can't see this, but what's going on, this guy, Garrett does not even look at his wife. But every time this woman is in a scene with him, he cannot keep his hands off her. He cannot stop looking at her. He ignores his wife altogether. And his wife is behind her like, yeah, hi sister wife.

And Bert plays along with it. And she's like, oh, I love sister wife. Sister wife always, always consider sister wife's feelings. No, you don't. All you want to do is get here to America. Are you exactly? To marry this man so that you can have the financial stability and marriage

that she had with them. Now, I'm not saying that might not be in love. Maybe that's very much the case. But the way that he goes about cutting this lady out of the situation is insane. She can't see this. As we, it gets worse. Add another wife to our life.

There will be adjustments. There might be moments where there's jealousy or things we have to work through. There's a lot of things in the future that we don't know how it could play out. Our lives are definitely about to be very different. You don't? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I want to continue. Divorced. Oh my God. They go, they meet up in Cabo. So now they decide the best thing that they can do is they can meet up in Cabo because she can't get in because she can't get a visa. She's approved for the K1 or she's not yet approved for the K1 visa, they've just applied. Which means you can't come into the United States until you actually get approved.

Okay. If you do, you'll be sent back and then your K1 will be rejected. So... This will be the first time we'll see Roberta since we had to go... So they're in Cabo now. Go through it to the horse. They're back in Cabo. They're back in Cabo.

The first time the cameras weren't with them, they were just talking about it. Now they're... They were just getting engaged. Yeah, they're just getting engaged and... And now a year later they're consummating the relationship. Well, they've already consummated the relationship. Be able to lead together with her. Sometimes you have to lose something to gain something.

Yeah. You're the one that's losing. Loosing. Yeah. She's not losing a fucking thing. He's gaining a hot wife. And you're sitting back and taking it in the ass. Yeah.

Wake up, lady. Yeah. I'm screaming at the screen every Wednesday night. I'm screaming at this fucking television screen. Okay. Not beautiful. I was excited to see Roberta and, you know, smell her and feel her hair.

She has beautiful, long, gorgeous hair. It's super smooth and soft. Neil Moore. I love every day. Yeah. It's super smooth and soft. Me, Amor. I love every day. It's super wet. Feels good, my God. Me, Amor. I hate my other wife.

She's old and decrepit and fat. Me, Amor. Me, Amor. Perfect. She's tiny. We call her the tiny wife, Daniel's the large wife. So it's... Oh!

No! Bird is the tiny wife, and his wife is the large wife. By the way, his wife is tall, but she is not large. By any stretch of the imagination, she's a beautiful woman. Bird is probably the more attractive woman in my opinion. It's my opinion, but there's nothing wrong with Danielle. She's very attractive. I keep on calling her Melanie or needs a Melanie.

It's Danielle. Nice and comforting for her to rest her head on my shoulder. I was so thankful that we were finally getting a siege. I'm so thankful. And we're getting a siege. They're divorced. It's not we talk. we're getting a siege. They're divorced. It's not we talk, it's like. He's like, yeah.

Yeah. He's like one second from making a criminal laugh. Right. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Down there.

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We don't believe in any kind of intimacy with Danielle and Roberta, but, you know, we feel that, um, it's my- Oh my god. It's my little gear. It's my little gear, it's my little gear, it's my little gear. It's my little gear, it's my little gear, it's my little gear.

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jealousy away. It doesn't work like that, right? But second of all, I'd be afraid that the two would team up with the idea. They'd always be talking about me. I'm not sure. Be an emotional nightmare.

Why would you want that? Who wants that? It's hard enough. It's hard enough just having a relationship with one person. A special closeness of sisterhood is almost as intimate as a man and a woman. It's neat that they have that type of relationship. So, we got two rooms left,

and Sister says, I get you all to myself the whole time. No, no. Sister. Me and your husband. Torpan, while we're here in Mexico is the bird always pretends like the sister comes first Right, she's always pretending like the sister comes first But that's not what's going on behind the original wife the original way the new wife pretends like the the first wife is the most important priority to her Right, but it's smartly played, but it's not true.

Yeah. Right? And Derek, Derek, oh my god, Derek, he is like, this guy, I don't know, he should be on a most wanted list somewhere. Yeah. Just a wavy talks. Yeah, you gotta watch it. You gotta see this guy.

Watch him talk for two seconds. You're gonna understand exactly what I'm talking about. He is a tick off to the left. This guy is a serial murder waiting to happen. For Gerrick and Roberta to spend all eight nights together, I am sleeping in my own room right next to Gerrick and Roberta on the other side. I want to be fair to Gerrick and Roberta in their time together. Be fair to them!

Oh my god! What? He's being fair to them, allowing R.I.M. to sleep with her all night nights. You're down there? What's fair about that? That's insane. They should not be sleeping together. They're not married. They should you have a husband. He shouldn't be having sex with another woman in the room next door. Oh my God. You're allowing him this cake and eating it too. You get treated how you teach people how to treat you. That's what happens.

And you are allowing him to treat you like shit. And in the process, telling everybody else it's okay too, including this new wife. She has zero respect for you. I'm because I'm gonna have time with him at home. And we are coming into a plural relationship now. But seeing someone kiss your husband, I don't see it every day right now,

like, get a text from her, but, you know, I don't seem kissing her and embracing her. So it's hard. There's definitely worries of getting caught up in jealousy because those feelings do come. You didn't think about this for a one fucking second before you allowed this woman to enter your fucking domicile? Yeah, yeah. Wow.

Okay. Now, they go off and they go do their, you know, they have a nice day at the, this is the first day they're here. They go off and they have a nice day at the pool or whatever. And it's just the three of them. It's the three of them. The kids are not in there. The kids are being watched by some family members.

By the way, where's the fucking family? Yeah, I know. I mean, what is, what is going on? If I'm the brother of this woman, or even Garrett, I'm like, what the fuck are you thinking? I'm telling him exactly what I'm telling everybody else on this podcast right now Which I hear a fucking lunatic man stop this stop your foolishness in your selfishness stop it right now If you don't love your wife divorce her, but don't go look for another wife So you can have sex and pretend to like you know, this is all again

Yeah, you're playing a fucking game and it's not gonna end well for anybody. And you're playing a game with really high stakes of people that have feelings and love each other. Yes. Okay, so first day, they go to the pool, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Right? Now, let's meet up with them the next morning. Now remember, whatever her name is,

is going to spend the night. Bird. No, bird's going to spend the night with Merrick. Melony. Is it Melanie? I can't remember that. Debbie. Danielle. Okay, Danielle. I'm going to write that down. I should have written that down a long time ago. Welcome to DCV minus. Where your host can't even be bothered to figure out what the names of the people are talking about are. That's fire the research staff. She slept like a baby. This is the next morning.

Yeah. How'd you sleep? I slept like a big baby. So big. Yeah. Ah. I slept like a big baby. So big. Yeah. Oh. Big baby. Last night, I was in my room, and Roberta came to get me

because she was worried about me being alone. And we just stayed up talking and hanging out till about 2am. But the plan was for me to have a long time with Roberta, but Roberta felt very sensitive towards Danielle's feelings and Danielle tried to resist and fight. It was funny to see them both debate with each other, but they haven't seen each other in a year and they're so close, so we ended up sleeping in the same room together, me and the middle and the two ladies on each side last night was very sweet.

I don't even know what to say to that. But this guy takes like, takes psychopathy to another level. He's like, it was interesting to see them debate. They weren't debating. They were arguing over you, which you love. I got to sleep in the middle with both ladies. It's just God's will. Is it God's will? Is it God's will? Is that what it is? God's will is for you to get your dick wet whenever you want to with whomever you want to. Yeah. Yeah.

That's also I wanted to bring the sister close to us. I was not going to be this guy is a rapist that just has figured out a different way to have sex with people. The sex whenever he wants to with whoever he wants to be able to leave her alone there in the room because after a long time without seeing us my love spoke louder. So I brought her here with my little little baby. Oh wow. Oh baby. So he's reading the translator, what she says. What Bert is saying is, you know, our love brought us together. I couldn't think of Bert being in the other, you know, whatever her name, Debbie.

What's her name? Danielle. Danielle being in the other room. I couldn't think of it. Baba, ba, ba, ba, gadi, yadi, yadi, yadi. Okay. So he's reading the translator and in that she says, my little baby and he thinks she's talking about his dick. And he's a little baby.

A little baby. My little baby. Oh, it's just her out of welcome. Thank you. It truly means a lot to me that Gary and Roberta would set aside their intimacy for that first night. It gives me reassurance that Bert is in this four-garrick and also me and that we're all united together.

Played well by Bert. Yeah, and Garek, right? Played well. Played well. Let's unite. Yep, let's unite. unite. Played well.

Good job everyone did a good job. You know, I'm like, no, no, we should invite her in. Don't let her sleep alone. The first line, that's it, that's it, The first night, we don't have to be intimate tonight. Let's all go together and we just hang out. But I didn't have to be alone. After Roberta demanded that she stay the night in the room with us, Danielle had to go back and get her stuff and stuff. So, so, being Roberta, we're able to be intimate quickly before Danielle came back and it was a good laugh

because Roberta was... it was a good laugh because we were hurting her feeling so badly. She'll need therapy for the rest of her life. Behind her back we stuck it in. Oh my god you drive me crazy, Garrick. Laughing. Oh no, sister be back. laughing oh no sister be back oh my god that's my murder's rage I'm holding in no it's time for coffee leaders and leaders today should be an exciting day we're going to go look at a venue option for the It's time for coffee, leaders and leaders. All right. Oh, leaders. Today should be an exciting day. We're going to go look at a venue option for the ceremony for Garrick and Roberta.

And I hope it goes to a wedding. I hope things go well. Did I mention this? For my husband and another wife. Did I mention that me and my husband actually never even had a ceremony. Never even had a ceremony. Oh, no, that's so sad. And now they're getting ready to spend like you know, $20,000 on a private, you know, whatever.

Cabana and some beautiful place in Cabo. Yeah. Now. Oh my God. That's it, right? So basically, you know, eventually it comes out that they slept together that same night that they had claimed that they were bringing her in because they felt bad and the all feelings get wrecked.

Then she, you know, then Bert says, listen, I'm, Eric, I'm worried about your wife and her jealous feelings, right? And Eric says, no, no, no, it's not our problem. It's God. That's right. Oh my God. Oh my God. God will help her. She just needs to pray about it, it's not our problem. It's God, that's right. He says, God will help her. She just needs to pray about it.

She's not utilizing God's will. Yeah. And you know what, don't worry about the jealousy. It's not our problem. It's her problem. And God is between her and God. It's between her and God. You know what's between us?

You're vagina. Let's get some clothing. You know what's between us? Some clothing. Let's get back to that. So they get back to wherever they live. Colorado, right? And pandemic hits. And now everything slows down. What are they going to do? Right. The K ones aren't going through. No, it's being allowed in blah, blah, blah. Well, Garrett just can't wait two more fucking seconds to get his dick wet again. So what do they do? In the middle of the pandemic,

they plan a trip to Cabo San Lucas again. This time they ran to private house because Garek and Bert are going to get pregnant. They have now convinced Danielle and the entire family, including Danielle's parents, what? That the right thing to do is for them. That's what my mom was alive, she would have said,

you mom would have fucking lives. You're mom, you're mom. It wouldn't have even taken $10 dollars for your mom to murder girls. Oh, right, yeah, exactly. Gladly, for free. How do we do that? How do you wanna go in the night?

You wanna hang on? Firing squad, what's up? Yeah, my mom never. Don't just buy alcohol, boys, I got firing squad. What's up? Yeah, I'm a never. Don't just buy alcohol, boys. I got that covered. Yeah, let's do it. Okay, so here we go. What are you taking me to?

I'll sort of hang it out back in here. This is the parents of Daniel. Daniel. You're somewhere where she comes in or. Oh, you need to surprise her. Maybe if you guys just hang out over in the kitchen kind of, slow off the sides. It's okay.

It's been eight months since we've seen Roberta and it's been roller coaster. Yeah. Oh, wow. It's scary. Yeah. I'm having an having to whack off every five seconds to photos of her.

I've been face-diving here in the bathtub every night. I hate my wife. I hate my wife. I hate my children. Being down here in Cabo for nine days every eight months is the only thing that gives me shame. And when I wear burnout, I'm going to get another one from Brazil. It's like a fucking fun full of fish. And with everything going on in the world, the COVID and shutdowns with travel, birds had some health issues. So it's been pretty hard to be honest. But we're not gonna let anything stop us from...

We're not even gonna let birds health issues stop me from getting my dick wet. Moving forward as a family, so me and Roberta are still planning to try to have a baby. We plan the whole trip around Roberta's ovulation cycle. So we'll see. Wow. Wow.

Ugh. Gilbert, good God, Gilbert grape. Good God. What's eating Gilbert grape? Is that a thing? I hate the Roberta's baby. Yeah, I hate it. I can get the remember this thing. I feel like my scrummed-o-foot is shrinking.

No. Why did I get the brakes fixed on that car? Oh my gosh. She's here. It's a huge surprise for Roberta. That my parents are here. Roberta has not my mom. Hey, hey, girl. Surprise. It's my parents. It's my parents. Pepper does not my mom

It's my parents Why is that a huge surprise who cares I'd be like oh shit I'd never want me to fuck your husband like a mom a dad or next door By the way the second she sees them she starts crying and I would do I be like it's just got even for me this is to fuck down I've got some crazy shit my life I've got some crazy shit my life including I'm sex with a married man yeah bye I'm in dad online but this will be the first time they're being face-to-face I'm a little nervous about Scott Luan

um Scott Luan are the parents. You know me and Roberta being intimate. You know I think Scott will be fine, but Mamaloo, if she- Scott will understand once he sees her. Yeah. Scott will be cool with that. It's so funny. Scott's got it.

Scott's got a little bit of, you know, uh, uh, uh, himself. He heard something going on. I don't know how she'll take it. So we always can put music on to hide the noise. Oh my god. Wow. Hard to do. Me too.

She's saying my heart's beating. Oh my heart's beating. There's so much. For you, Nightingwist. By the way, you can't see this. She's saying my heart's beating. She's like my heart's beating. There's so much. Reuniting with. By the way, you can't see this, but Bert walks in the door to this private house, right? And Danielle is standing right there. She opens the door and Bert walks right by her

so she can get at Garrick. And I'm like, oh, oh, no. Yeah, it's already coming on glue. For Bert after so many months, feels like... surreal. And notice she didn't say, I'm excited. I'm happy. Everything's great. Can't wait.

She's saying surreal. We hugged. Yeah, we hugged after, you know, she gave my husband a hand job. Yeah, and then she's getting pregnant with my husband. Yeah, that's right, after she gave. Out of their plan and their ovulations cycle. That's right, after she gave. Out of their planning and their ovulations, I go. That's right, after she tickled my husband's balls

at the front door, she gave me a hug. It is definitely wild to think that by the end of this trip to Mexico, Roberta could be pregnant. I'm just hoping and praying that we made the right decision. You did not make the right decision. Because I mean, let me, let me, let me. You can stop it now, girl, pull the sloth.

You can stop it now, pull the sloth. You can actually, now you're already divorced and you're engaged, but before they get married, you can stop this. And she has a child. Well, listen, if, if, she has two children, Daniel has two children. No, I know, but I'm saying, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but I'm saying Berk might be pregnant. Yeah, might be pregnant, but if she gets pregnant and the K1 visa is not yet approved, now Garrick's gonna have to go spend endless amounts of time

with her because she's pregnant. Guess what Garrick's gonna be doing? Fucking art the whole time. He's gonna be making plans to get you out of his life. Oh, yeah. He's already made plans. He's showing you what he's going to do. Yes.

And you still can't see it. Yes. Yes. Maybe we should go into the kitchen for a second. I have a little bit of a surprise for you. Well, here we revert to College Mom and Dad. A little strange, but she seems like a very sweet lady. Sweet lady.

Absolutely. A sweet lady, aka hot girl. Oh, yeah. A cute, hot, young thing. Yeah, okay, I like to see her, that's in the pool. I'm sure we'll be able to get used to it. Did you have any idea? No.

No? No? Yes. I really felt a connection from Roberta that I wasn't expecting. Well, at the same time, I even think she's a good husband for my son-in-law. It's a matter of fact.

Is it the mother-in-law talking? Yes, the mother-in-law talking. It's a matter of fact. If the mother-in-law talking, it's a matter of fact. If he wants to just stay with a bird, I'm okay with him leaving my daughter. Exactly. We'll take my daughter in. It's beyond this. My daughter's not much of a catch. That's true. This is what's going on.

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No. No, you don't think it would work, huh? No. Not for you. I can't imagine why. Sister Wife, seeking sister wives, is an endlessly fascinating show. Honestly, you should watch it.

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They're like actually getting separated. Yeah, I did. Yeah, I can't believe it. The episode started airing and she was like, holy shit, I look like a dick. Yeah, I get the fuck out of here. This guy scurrying me. Best to you, hopefully. Best to you, Brian.

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