The Commercial Break - Health, Wealth & Hair!

Episode Date: April 19, 2023

Bryan & Krissy get into the rest of Frankie B's secrets to health and wealth, and boy does he deliver. If you invest 350k into Frankie's Salon Suisse, he'll make you 100k back! Now that's true wealth. The vibes in your early twenties are suss at best Who doesn't have time to clean roaches out of their toilet? Bounce a quarter of weed off that bed in the morning! Bryan is obsessed with Love is Blind Bryan’s daughter is obsessed with My 600 Pound Life Kids say the darndest things Frankie’s keys to wealth and health continue He loves a skin care routine, #influencer Skincare Jizz, the next big thing Frankie genuinely believes he came up with salon suites Just give him 350k and he can help you make 100k! True wealth is when you can take a dump on the floor! It could quite be... Working with Frankie is The Ultimate Business Experience LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Today's information is the classic. Live Love Love, lie to Nye Cry. And the good measure, be a raging slut. On this episode of the Commercial Break. No standards of practices, no set dollar amount. Paying a guy named Frankie B, hundreds of thousands of dollars. But don't worry, you won't get your name on the door. You have no marketing, no foot traffic, no money, and probably no home.

Isn't that the wealth you've always been drinking of? The next episode of the commercial break starts now. The 30th of March! Ah yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break on Brian Green. This is my dear friend, Hancoha, it's the beautiful and amazing Kristen Joy, oddly best to you, Chrissy. Bestie, Brian. Bestie you out there in the podcast universe.

I was just talking to Christina, our editor, And she told me that her nickname is Chrissy. That's her nickname, right? And then she, her best friend's name is Brian. What? So, yes, which is just fucking insane. So, she says, sometimes when I'm with my family, I have to refer to you as boss Brian. Because everybody knows Brian has my Brian best friend.

And we are the other Chrissy and Brian. And I thought that was so wild. It's a main universe working in a way. It's like an episode of love is blind, where they find the most inconsequential of identities and make it into a whole fucking serendipitous thing. Or are you wearing shoes today? To see your little brie.

Yeah, oh, that's right. Oh no, that's right. Oh That works too Oh, I know what you want me to do you want me to do yes Well, I was just reminded me of like on one of the blood blood is blind episodes It's like are you wearing shoes? I am. What kind of shoes? Shoes that fit my feet? It's amazing, it's so serendipitous. Me too.

We're buried. It's all gonna work out great. I love you. It's meant to be. That love is blind. That episode season four is wild. Wow! I'm resisting.

You got to. No, it's the best one yet. It's the best one yet hands down. Of course, the one with Raj or whatever his name was. Yeah. You remember the guy who was like telling everybody they're fat and ugly when he wasn't exact. No way.

Tom Selleck himself. Yeah. Who was that guy's name, Raj, right? Raj, I can't remember, but I think that sounds good. Yeah. Yeah, that girlfriend who was smoking hot. She loves him. So I know. And he was like, I can't remember, but I feel it sounds good. Yeah. Yeah, that girlfriend who is smoking hot, she loves him. So I know. And he was like, I can't get my bone.

She burned him and the everybody burned him and the reunion. Yeah. He couldn't get a bone or he was like, Roar, roar, roar, roar. He wasn't feeling the sexual energy and I thought, what a beautiful woman. Yeah. And yeah, she burned him. She totally trashed him up on the altar

and then at the reunion special. And she should have because he was a total fucking coach. Everybody else burned him too. Yeah. And then season three, which you're in the middle of right now, right? No, I already finished it. Oh, you finished it. Did you watch the follow up,

the follow up where the girl totally gaslit that guy? Did you see that? What was his name? I can't remember. Now they all run together. But he seemed so nice and lovely. And then at the end, remember he was like the prim and proper boy

who had roaches in his toilet. Do you know what I'm talking about? Yeah, yeah, yeah, he was younger. He was a younger guy. So that's why I haven't watched a love his blind. There was a couple on season three, where it was a rather like handsome guy, right? Just a average white dude. And then it was a rather like handsome guy, right? Just a average white dude.

And then it was this beautiful woman that he had chosen. They seem to get along pretty swimmingly, even though they had many differences in their life as all of these couples do, because that's what happens when you don't say somebody. And one of them was like, he had an apartment where he literally had roaches in his toy that it was fucking disgusting. He explained that later. He said that he didn't have time to clean the party.

How do you not have time? And he's, yeah, I know you make the time. This is what it is early 20s though. Yeah, that's true. I mean, I didn't live like that in my early 20s. No, I live in a report. Yeah. So I had roaches, but it was part of the environment. It was part of the, it was part of the allure of the apartment. The vibe.

That's right. Hey, duck your head when you go down under the porch. So these two had a lot of differences. And one of them was she was kind of had her shit more together. And by the way, who doesn't have time? When you know you're gonna be on a television show where if you get picked, the first thing that they're gonna do when they get back from the honeymoon

is go to each other's apartments. Did you at least quit call someone? You're on the way to the airport. Oh my God, this is happening. Oh yeah. You call Mr. fucking clean. Yes. I'm gonna go over there.

A friend or relative, anyone that could let somebody in to clean, yeah. It happened again this season. It's one of these guys. Had a total disaster of an apartment. He literally had a bottle of lotion and some Kleenex sitting out on his table in front of his TV. You know, that's probably why you and I get along so well. And also why Jeff, I love Jeff so much, you guys are both very tidy.

Yes. Yes. I think it's clean. and also why Jeff, I love Jeff so much, you guys are both very tidy. Yes. Yeah, yes, like things in their place. You're not OCD about it, but you like things clean. Yeah, there's certain things that I'm peculiar about, particular about, but for the most part, I just like things tidy, because my mind is such a mess, I want the things around me to be clean,

and I want the things around me to be really good. No, it's like when Jeff and I, we make the bed together usually, like in the morning, because we both get a brand on the it's like when Jeff and I, we make the beds together usually. Oh, yeah. In the morning, because we both get a brown on the same time and get going. And so we make the bed, but he has to have it smooth. Oh, me too. Get a smooth out.

Why go through all the trouble of having a bed man? I don't have a completely smooth. No, completely smooth. Hey, what is he? Is he a military guy? Was he in the military? His dad was. Oh, he was.

I bet he bounced quarters off of that, off those covers. That's what they would do. They would make you have that top sheet so tight that you could bounce a quarter off of it. That's what my dad used to say. Can I bounce a quarter off of it? A quarter of weed dad. Stop being a smartass.

No, seriously, that quarter of weed you took for me. Can I have it back? I'll get it back. Yeah. It's time my dad took out ounce of weed for me and I asked for it back. Ah, well, you don't, you don't get it if you don't ask. Yeah, and that's true and I did not. And he did not get it. I did not own the ounce of weed. Someone had given it to me to sell. Of course, I wasn't going to do that.

Yeah, I owed somebody $400. So it just amazes me. So anyway, so these two, go back to the season three of Love is Blind. These two kind of a little bit of an odd couple, but you could see that they really cared for each other. At least that's what you thought. And the way that the show was edited,

it didn't seem like there was much discourse between the two of them at all. There are a couple little arguments here and there. When they got to the reunion special, when they, she got up on the altar, she completely trashed him. She said that he was mentally abusive and physically rough and you were, everyone was so shocked because he apologized profusely to for any kind of mental anguish. He caused her.

He did, but it didn't appear at least not on the show, and I know there's probably hundreds of hours of footage that we didn't see, but on the show, they didn't show any of that. The producers put none of that on there. Maybe they did that on purpose? I think so. So that it could seem a little shocking when you saw it, but then she went on the reunion special and trashed him again. Yeah. He cried the entire time. He apologized. He said, I had no idea I was doing any of this.

Like I had no idea you were feeling this way. Because none of us had any idea that he was feeling, she was feeling that way either. It seemed to me that she just got up to the altar and decided that she was going to trash this guy for whatever reason. And it was, we're shocking. So season four is so much better than season three. Pulling me in. You got to go. Pulling me in. You got to go.

It's, it's taking up so much space in my mind. Because we're in the next week. So I'll do it. Oh, yeah, you got to give. Don't tell Jeff. Jeff already hates me enough. Can we not? Can I be friends with Jeff with a couple more minutes?

He just does not agree with our TV choices at all. He doesn't like brother or husband. I can't even turn it on DLC. That's, yeah. Oh, it's a no-no. It's a no-go TLC in our house. No, go. Meanwhile, my son is like,

Dad, can you turn on TLC? It's sure, buddy. My daughter is literally asking for Dr. the doctora, and what she means by that is my 600 pound life. She wants to see Dr. Niles Arden. She likes them. She thinks he's fun.

She thinks Dr. Niles Arden. It's just the best thing since sliced bread. She'll wake up in the middle of a night in a cold sweat and she'll be like, Daddy, Dr. Niles, Dr. Narnan, Daktora. I'm like no, and ask her to hate him. She's like, do not let her watch that. Why? Because it's such a grim show. Yes. Like we don't want her, you know, taking anything away from the show that we may not, it may have unintended consequences. That's what I'm like fucking. I'm like, Paw Patrol could have unintended consequences. I'm not letting her watch some shoot up bank.

It's not like I'm watching, letting her watch good fellows. I mean, it's the fucking my 600 pound life. But I do have to be careful because now my son, if someone hits a little bit over weight, he'll start asking why their belly is so big. Give me like, why is your belly so big? I know. I don't want to get into it, but he's into a family member of mine.

And I was like, oh, Matthias. Yeah, why is your belly so big? By the way, that's just kids being kids, I wanna think. Kids say the damn dish. They do. Yeah, I wouldn't even get into it. They're brutally honest. They all had a friend who said something,

because she's a school teacher of like kindergarteners. And I I guess like she wrote, she wrote in a little text, wrote in one day, she said, we want, you know, one of my kids asked me like, why is your hair white? Why do you have white? And it's tough. Because I guess it's time to color my hair again. Like, it's our honest. But I mean, that's not even like the super uncomfortable questions. Like, how was I built? Is one of those things you're, uh, why, yeah, why, how did you, how did I get in mommy's belly? This door. Yeah.

Why is your penis so big and mind so small? There's another one where you're like, ah, don't worry, you'll grow into yours. It's so very important. I think I heard him ask something about that one. I know. He's so curious. He asks everything. I love the kid. I love him, but he's one. I know, he's so curious. He asks everything.

I love the kid. I love him, but he's Mr. Curious. He wants to know everything. And you're right, he has no filter, but as no four-year-old does. But he has no filter. So he asks questions about observations that he makes. And those observations, you know,

sometimes are uncomfortable. They're uncomfortable adult observations, but they're just curious kid observations. And you use your inside voice with this observation. Yeah, you use your inside voice. Well, and I cuss like a sailor. So now he's cussing like a sailor. And I'm like, you gotta settle down.

Why? Because some people get upset. Do you get upset? No, I don't give a shit. Well, I, it's like, it's all the less than I can. I don't give a shit. It's other people to give a shit. He's like, daddy, what's give a shit?

And I'm like, I don't worry about it, fuck it, don't worry about it. You need to write a book on parents, ain't it sounds like? Yeah, words are just words. That's all they are. They can't hurt anybody, at least, you know, depending on how you string them together, but they mostly can't hurt anybody. No, why is your billy so big is not hurtful at all?

No. My shirt's 300 pounds. Unless you're 300 pounds and all you think about is your weight 24 hours a day and now you got kids pointing it out. So if he ever says daddy wise, your belly so big, I'm just going to be like, because if you, that's why I used to have a life where I ran and I did things. Now I'm just waiting for another episode of, you know, Tots on Disney Junior.

And Love is Blind. Oh, Love is Blind. Well, I'm not gonna let him watch that, that's for sure, because my 600 pound life, I don't see anything that could take away from that to be too damaging, but Love is Blind, I don't want my kids getting any wild ideas about how they should meet that partners. And they certainly don't want my kids on Love is Blind,

not until they're 30, when they're 30, then they can do it. Hey, you know, last episode, we got into a Frankie B video. We were following him on his 24 hour journey to health, wealth, and success. Frankie is taking us through an entire day and he's showing us exactly what he does

to be the Frankie B that he is today. A bit of ass. A couple of things we've learned so far on part one of the video. Couple of things we've learned so far, on part one of the video. Couple of things we've learned so far. Frankie eats like a three year old anorexic. And number two, Frankie lives in a college dorm room. And thing number three,

Frankie wakes up super early to the worst alarm. Ever, which is the worst alarm ever, which is the default Apple alarm. We all know it's stressful. It's the worst. Apple should be sued. Somebody should sue Apple for that noise that drives us all crazy.

And number three, Frankie does not look good without makeup. So that's just one of those things, Frank. We all have our cross to bear and yours is your face. So there you go. G-C-B Hey you, guess you. I hate to interrupt all the fun, but I just want to remind you that tcbpodcast.com is where you find all the audio and the video, plus you can contact us to get your free 21EPM sticker.

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on the commercial break. And the preachers. And the preachers. That's right. So I thought we'd get into part number two. Let less we leave people hanging. We're only halfway through the day. So now we gotta find out what he's up to for the rest of the day.

So here is Frank's daily routine. He just finished eating breakfast at one o'clock in the afternoon and now he's getting ready to do what? He's in a suit Yeah, he's decked out So I was throwing on the internet as you do as I do like to do and I found a little video Sharing with us Frankie V's 24 hour cycle So as you can see there's more to my routine than just working out in the gym. Yes, it starts every day with a great workout.

Get home, take do my steroids, sniff a little cocaine, send dick pics to random people on Tinder, and then I'm ready to go. Make up a badge of Margaritas. That's right. That's one of his pictures. That's him with the Margaritas. Oh, yeah, yeah's one of his pictures. That's him with the margarita. Oh yeah, yeah, one of his.

And it's the gar. Yeah, that's right. Now, look he has makeup on now. He looks good. Yeah. Yeah. I shower. Then what do I do?

Skincare. Skincare is so important, especially if you're a guy in my age and you're 60s, okay? If you think that's way I have a makeup bag bigger than my ex-wives. All of my ex-wives, all of my ex-wives put together. You don't need skincare. If you're a 40 year old watchiness or a 50 year old and you're not doing skincare, you're doing your body, your face.

You're fucked. You're a loser. It's too late for you. Kill yourself. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, It's skin is like a tail. A delusion all over. Do you? When I get out of the shower, yeah.

All over? All the parts? All the parts. Chrissy's got silky smooth. All of the parts. In case anyone was wondering, are we going to get reviews about this now? Can I feel all her parts? Settle down, you perverts.

The put the expensive creams and lotions on your body, but you do need to hydrate your body with lotions, okay? Every day out of the shower, it's gonna keep your skin fresh and not get scaly, and it's gonna prevent wrinkles. Let's face it, you can have the best body in the world because you work out every day. But if you look like living hell right here,

this is coming from Frankie B who literally takes barb wire to his face. He has scars from the barb wire. Number one, number two, his neck looks like a piece of worn leather. It does, right leather. Yeah, there is no skincare going on with around that neck.

He just, it's pure sun. I was like getting you. They work hand in hand. Good body, good skin. You don't even be walking up to someone and from a distance they go, my God, look at the body on this guy. But as you're getting closer to going,

oh my God, who's that? Ah! Ah! Oh, sorry, Frankie, it's just you. Ah! I thought you were a leather couch that fell off the back of a pick up truck on the highway. Nope. Just you Frankie. By the way, who's walking down the street going, look at the body. A mad guy. Have you ever said that to yourself? No, either have I. But I haven't met Frankie B in person. So maybe my mind will be changed.

Hell, let's talk about the next step. And it's eating right. Again, you could bust your chops in the gym. But if you're not eating right, you're never gonna get the gains. And you're never, you're never gonna feel good. You're gonna, maybe that's why I can't make any progress is because I'm going to the gym,

but then I'm having twinkies for dinner. Always feel like you're missing something. You can't do one without the other. They work hand in hand. It's cohesiveness, okay? You work out, you eat good, you're gonna get results. So that-

By the way, Frankie, can we put something on the walls here, but like, we're looking at his apartment, a picture of his apartment, YouTube.com slash the commercial break. Chrissy, there's nothing on the walls. There's a picture over by the door, and then there's nothing on the wall. Doesn't it just look like? It looks like a model apartment. It does, like a model apartment.

And then he's got that horrible. And they do my B. And they do my model apartment. Remember the other one we saw too when he did the cooking? Yeah. Demonstration, and he opened the refrigerator and it was just bottled water. That was it. Yeah. There was a name of the apartment

called Flames Honor. It was a pristine refrigerator. Wildwood. Yeah. I think he's shooting in a bottle of art. It's possible. And does he have like a, at first I thought that was a dog on his belt buckle, but I think it's like an anach. An armace.

Oh, it's an armace. I think it might be fake or was anybody wearing an ace anymore? A does in America. I mean, I see it all the time over in Europe, but it's the health part of my daily routine. And I don't stop at the breakfast lunch that you just saw. Okay, I carry it on through dinner and I try and limit my snacks and my snacks. I try and limit my snacks to pussy twice a day. You know what I'm saying?

I eat my own gizz. It's the only thing in the world with negative calories. Guys, if you're not slapping your own gizz on your face, you're missing out. When someone's walking down the street and they go, oh my God, look at the gizz on that guy. You want to make sure it's, right out of the oven. By the way, I've heard it's great for the skin. Yeah. Yeah.

They're good snacks, they're healthy. You put that all over? Yeah. Ah. Ah. Ah. I think a lot of guys have made me said that. Yeah.

Yeah. Can I put that all over? Yeah. Ah. It's good for your skin. I know. I think there's somebody told me it had negative calories. Like it's the only thing you eat in the world that'll actually make you lose weight.

What? And I'm like, and this was a woman that was telling me this. So I was a little surprised. I was like, really? Well, let me cook you up a batch. Actually, let's face it, there's no way we can't snack, but it's choosing, you know, the right and proper snacks.

And do I cheat? Do I mess up? You know, do I go on a sugar binge and a card binge? Yeah, of course I do. I'm trying to pitch her. I can see Frankie. That crispy cream. Let me get 200 dozen donuts.

He's just over in the corner like cream dripping off his face like ah, I think so. I think so. Don't tell my viewers. They think I have a great body. I do that only maybe once in a while. And you know what? What was that?

He was about to tell us how often he did it. I think he probably went off in a tangent. Yeah, you probably. And then he was like, I can't tell people. He probably was like, I do every once a week. And then he was like, I better not say that. I don't want to tell anybody how often I go to crispy cream. The next morning, after I do that, I can gain anywhere

from three to five pounds, but it's mostly water, but you're getting bloated and now you're carrying that bloat. So, you know, if you're, I want to be lean. I'm actually doing this in the situation. Why do you have so much blow? Why? Yeah. Why do you have so much water around your face? That's the next thing. Three to five pounds of bloat in one night. Yeah. That's why I don't check, ever check the scale on a daily basis.

Because it fluctuates all over the place. I check it once or twice a decade, just to make sure that I'm in the same, I'm in the ball I'm in the ballpark Yeah, ballpark and then when I go to the doctor I start fearing like ah shit. I take off all my clothes Always high because I always come in in the morning cup of coffee Yeah, and then I'm always nervous at the doctor It's like I'm the FBI or something, you know well

Smoking cigarette Like I'm the FBI or something, you know? Well, are you smoking cigarettes? By cigarette do you mean those things that come in a little package with the camel on them? Not usually, today, yet. Want to be lean mean, I want to be vascular. So my body, you got to know your body, you got to know what's's gonna work for your body And I I know what I can and what I can't do. I know how many carbs I can and how many carbs I can eat So I know I could fuck you on the walker, but I probably can't hold you up against the shower wall

I'm just not that guy anymore. I'm in my 70s 60s. That's what I meant to say 60 He's very vascular too. Oh, yeah, I mean like veins are popping out? Yeah, all over. Okay. Yeah. Well, they aren't as mech right now. Popping out of his mouth. Yeah, you can see it out of his half hard. Oh, yes, we all cheat. But what I'm trying to tell you is just limited

instead of a cheat day, make it a cheat meal. Now I'm ready to get into the wealth part of my daily routine. Yes, we took care of that now, it's the wealth. And these are two things that I do every day. So if you're ready, let's go see the wealth part of my daily routine. Now, he's gonna go to his salon, sweet.

Oh, wait, how's it so long? How's it so long? Just so we can Google this. Luxury, beauty, sweets, sweets. Sweet, there's a phone number right there, Chrissy. Oh my God. Okay. Right, let me take a picture.

I want you to notice there are, okay, professional services. So what we're looking at is the front of one of Frankie's House of Salon, Salon, Suites. Frankie Bees has a Salon, Salon, Suites. What I also want you to notice, Chrissy, is that there's names on the door. I'm assuming those are the names of the stylists that work inside of... Yeah, Lauren, Christine, Salon. Yes. Yeah, so that's who he's renting out to, right?

Are these people who have these salons? So what I'm saying is... Ambience West is somebody's... Oh, yeah. And also Lauren, Christine. Oh, I guess... Oh, it's the Lauren, Christine, Salon. So that's her own little suite, maybe. Yeah, that's her own little suite. And then Ambience West, I guess it's the Lauren Christine Salons. That's her own little suite. Maybe yeah

This our own little sweet and then ambiance West. I don't know. I don't know. That's a stupid name for a business But what I want you to notice is that I'll there then there's a bunch of names and then four feet below them There's another name, which means that a bunch of names have been scraped off business ain't so great He does a restoration hair restoration. Oh, he does? He's probably done it to himself. You got to imagine. Oh, here is the same building. Yes, the same building.

He couldn't get into it before. But now he's locked. Now he's like on a football Sunday. He did. Yeah, it was like Super Bowl Sunday. OK, so one, two, three, four, five, six, three. Who's that man with, can you imagine? Who's that man walking around filming you imagine who's the client?

Who's that man walking around filming us? Who's the creep with Jesus on his face walking around? The box of Christmas creep goes in. That's the guy that owns the building. That's the guy that thinks he owns the building. We try to get rid of him, but unfortunately, he's not harmed anybody else here. So we just let him walk in everyone so well

and film a video. That's right. I don't walk in our place. So I saw Salon six individual sweets there with three names on the door. So he's got three empty. But you know, I guess you can make a living doing that. He says you can.

Yeah. According to him, $350,000, you're going to be a millionaire for the rest of your life. So that's it, he just walks in. Yeah. He just walks in and looks at people. Yeah. Oh, there's another salon suite he's walking into. This looks exactly the same as the other.

I was going to say isn't that the same one? Yeah, so what he's doing is he's walking into these buildings. He's just, there's glass doors. He's literally peeking into the glass doors with his video camera. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Oh my God. So what do you do, Frankie?

Yada, he's, I guess he's gonna tell us, but this is funny. How is this the wealth part? Which actually have to make money to gain wealth? No, he's at Starbucks. Oh, now he's at his closet. I can't believe that this is what he does. So what we're watching is he,

he's just walking in and out of buildings. That's it. Go to youtube.com slash the commercial break. I thought he was gonna talk us through his actual, business model here. Videoing thing. No, that's it. That's all he did.

I just completed the wealth part of my day. Can I come in for a second with my camera? I'm building wealth. Sir, do you work here? No, because this is a home. Yeah, cool. Just let me take a quick walk around. Thanks. I'm just getting rich.

There you have it. Every time I walk into a random building, I earn another 200 dollars. There you have it. That's right. He's delivering newspapers. This is crazy. He walked in it out of buildings and he said, I just completed the wealth part of my day. God damn, we worked too hard for our money, Chrissy. What are we doing? Now, not every day is that easy. So

what I did is I just took you on a tour to three of my five buildings that are in the greater Chicago land area And basically that's all I have to do Walk in the buildings make sure everything's clean make sure everything's running smoothly And my day is done with the wealth part now Did you got dressed up in a five thousand dollar suit with with $4,000 sunglasses to walk in, say, nothing to nobody and walk out, make sure things are clean and running well. Wouldn't you think about maybe popping in and asking somebody a question? Like, hey, that's everything. Need anything? Can I help you?

So essentially, you're a landlord for stylists. Okay, got it. Ten four. By the way, not a new concept. You didn't invent it. Come without blood sweat and tears. Absolutely not. Okay, that took a lot to develop this. So let me explain this. Twenty one years ago, I developed the very concept of Salon sweets. He did not. He did not. No, he did not, Frankie! It's me, Mr. Franchise, here to make a small correction once again. Frankie, we've been doing this for 100 years! You invented the concept of a Solan's sweet that loses money.

We invented the concept of one salon suite that loses money, we invented the concept of one that makes money. But don't go with Mr. franchise, he's the big bad guy. Oh, we've got to at some point pull that episode back out where he did. He'd say he was like, go, this is, I'll set you up in a great location. It was in the middle of nowhere. That's right. Who needs foot traffic for your brand news on, Swedes? Why have customers too much work for everybody? Just write a $350,000 check and soon YouTube will be bankrupt. Don't go with...

It's a proven formula. It's a proven formula. To be a... Middling YouTube's for. I created podcasts. See this microphone? I invented putting it in front of my face. You're an idiot, Frankie. You're an asshole.

And by greater Chicago land area, you mean way outside of the Chicago area. You won't catch a supercuts in someone's house, but the salon suite is right downstairs. That's where I get a building. And I build out fully furnished individual slant sweeps in these rooms are roughly 10 by 12 each they're fully furnished. There are jail cells that are burned to the end by 12 feet. Think about what you'll do with all that room. You can have two pairs of scissors.

Maybe three. two pairs of scissors, maybe three! You can hang your hair trimmers from the ceiling! But a small sink for a turtle! And it's only $5,000 a month because no one else rents here and you need to charge out the nose. Where all the beauty professional has to do is bring their own tools and they're open and ready for business. Now 21 years later, this is one of the biggest franchising booms in America. Everybody...

I just like to stop for a moment and recognize the bullshit rolling out of your mouth. That's right, right above Chick-fil-A is... Ah! Ah! It's the biggest baaah! Oh my god! Right next to Subway's 1,726 locations is Frankie B's 5 greater lads! I got a very...a franchiseist! You're the 51st big most popular franchise idea on the street you're walking on. Oh my god. But don't go with Mr. franchise.

Big bad Mr. franchise wants to hurt you. Right, I'm chock full. Right below chick full. That's an unbelievable claim to make Frankie really is jumping in the bandwagon we're gonna talk about franchising in a second here but let's let's talk we can't wait we can't wait to hear what you have to say give us enough date on the franchise model Frankie Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I showed you exactly what I need to do my daily routine is walking in and out of a building really What do you own one plaza west in New York? Yeah, you've got six glass doors three of which were empty Did you notice that no one he walked by even wait?

Did you notice that no one he walked by even way? Waves, you know! There's that fucking asshole got me in this three-year contract. I can't get out of it. I was trapped in this tiny 10x12 room, no foot traffic. Leopard print wallpaper, what am I doing with my life? But let's define wealth wealth is it all about the money no of course not would you want to make money with your franchise well if that's how we're determining success you're the winner my ability to walk in and out of a building at my leisure.

Achoo, leisure, sir! Welcome to Frankie Bees, house of salon, salon, sweet. Sure. Money. Can I take your bags? Because there's no room for them in top of the building. Inside the rooms. We don't have any additional room.

For you or your bags, sir. But you're welcome to walk in and out of the building. It's obviously the biggest part. But I think wealth could be defined in so many different ways. Well, wealth is having a business that runs itself. Isn't that the ultimate business? Well, it's not the ultimate business. May I point out that wealth would somewhat lend

to more than a one better department? I would see you in a cell. I mean, not to shame, but he's claiming to be very wealthy. Yes. He puts on those appearances anyway, but listen, he's not the first person in the history of the world to do that. There's lots of people living one bedroom apartments. I know, when I was younger, I knew people who had, you know, $100,000 cars that didn't have couches inside of their apartment couldn't afford to eat. It's shocking for the girl when you come home back home. Yeah, that's right.

Maybe I got this gold right. I always put on the opposite appearances. Exactly. Because I couldn't even afford the $100,000 car. So I'd be like, yes, rooms to go. I don't have a payment do for five years. But I bought it 10 years ago. so I'm not sure if the bills are coming or not. I've changed the address a couple times. I don't need to check my credits.

I know how excellent it is. It goes up to 400 right? Because I'm right there. I'm at 425. I'm 25 above the best. Oh a thousand well. I Got some work to do Would you like to take a ride in my Honda cord 1992 no left side of the car? No left side of the car. No? Let me have the door for you. Oh, it's audio, but quick, it just falls off. It's a convertible, a door convertible. It's an open from the top. It's from the side.

It's like a Ferrari. You can take the door, it's a Jeep. Basically, it's what it is. It's very rare. It's just Honda Accord Jeeps. You can take the doors, it's a Jeep, basically is what it is. Very rare. It's just Honda Accord Jeeps. Honda Accord, doorless. It's a rag, rag, no rag top. Ragnors.

Ragnor's. Ragnors. I've seen people driving down the street with plastic over their doors. And I'm like, well, it's either stolen or they don't have great credit. What are the two? It can run when, oh my God. Oh, yeah.

I'm in Florida, I can run when I'm on my boat. It can run. I don't care where I'm at, the business is running. It's running while I'm putting skincare on my face. It's running. You know, while I'm eating breakfast, that's the ultimate business that runs when you're not there.

Okay, how do you achieve that? Are you looking to open up a business? Well, if you are, I can get you there. Where you are free to do what you want every day of your life. Oh my God, you make a house of salons, salons, sweets, sound like the dream solution for anyone that's ever looking to get rich.

Not the people that actually work there, but for the people that actually work there that are paying you money, they're miserable. They're dream. Yeah, it's not there, dude. For years about that, Pat, or you're gonna just buy the building. By the way, I wanna say this,

Frankie B could have a condo, he could have a condo in a really expensive part of Chicago, and so I don't wanna house shame Frankie. No, I have lived in many worse places than this one he's showing. No, I know. And so I am humbled by the fact that I even live, I could live enough room to have a studio in my house.

It's amazing quite frankly to me that I've made it to do this. But we're not claiming to train other people on how to be wealthy. No, and it's kind of a, you know, it's a little bit of bait and switch here. He's saying, that's the wealth part of my day, but then he's claiming that wealth has nothing to do with money and has to do with his ability to walk in and out of a building. And by the way, yes, you're right. The freedom to do what you want to do is wealth, but it's not, it's actually not wealth because wealth has to do with money.

It's just freedom to do what you want. So how do you get there? Well, it's very easy. I'm going to put my website in the link below. I'm also going to put my website in the link below. I'm also going to put my email in the link below. What he says, it's very easy. It's very easy, Chrissy. You just have to have $350,000 laying around it. Yeah. If you and your buddies are watching the football game and you have an idea and how you want to get wealthy without actually making money,

if you two, you two can walk in and out of buildings. Yes. You too can be wealthy with overdraft fees! But you'll be able to walk into almost any building you own, free and clear! No, and now, as I'm offering consulting services to give you the exact lifestyle that I've got. I am the alternative to all the YouTube and live in your sister's friend's dorm room in the greater Chicago Land area. Jumped on the bandwagon, copied my model in our charging people hundreds of thousands of extra dollars to do the same service that I could do at a fraction of the cost.

Is that exciting, too? I got more. Oh man, I got a half hard right now. Y-Bride and 3000! Just for what a franchise charges you to put their name on the door not your name Their name because it's not your business His name is not on the door. Yeah, his name is not I know but What he's saying is that so you can either put his name on the door house of song song

Sweet or you can put put his name on the door, House of Salons on Sweets, or you can put their name, Supercuts. You can either make money, Supercuts, or you can lose it, House of Salons on Sweets. You can have to go into work and actually lift a finger and make money, or you can not go into work, or just glide in and out and lose money. The choice is yours. Verbiusness, it's vername. What is ver? What is a ver? When did you get a

southern accent all of a sudden? Ver? We're just what they charge you to put their name on the door. My fees will be covered to put up the whole building. Interesting. So if you are inquiring, how could you possibly know that it's gonna cost us a set amount of money to put up a building in any one location? I mean, it's kind of a weird pitch. Yeah, because you fit in real estate. Oh, anybody with a lick of knowledge would know

that first of all, you're not building a commercial building for $350,000. I don't care where you live. And if you are, it's your buy-in pre-fab sheet metal. It's not gonna be the best on this. The salon, salon, sweets. The world has ever seen. Second of all, you can't just pin a number and say that's how much it's gonna cost. You have to get really deep into and into a lot of different stuff before you could even understand what the actual cost might be and even then add 20%. But also, too, he's saying for them to put,

you're paying this big price for them to have their name on the door. Well, that's not that. You don't already have to have the building. Yeah, you don't. You can just put up subway sign on the mobile trailer. No. Well, I'm gonna pay for just the name, though.

That's all I need. By the way, subway, yes, you can probably put it up on a trailer, but with supercuts, the whole premise is you find a strip mall that's already crowded, you pay a little bit more for the lease, for the foot traffic, and you put supercuts on the front door, because any fucking moron can walk into a supercuts

and get a haircut, then probably understand, for $28, you'll get a pretty decent haircut, right? With a franchise on Salon Suites, I urge you to talk to me. I can save you hundreds of $1,000. We can make that building. I turned you pay me three and a half and 50.

That's right, that's a crazy. I'm not making this up. This is a number he actually said, right? 350,000. Your brand, your name, what you're about, not to be under someone's thumb. You'll be free from control. I mean, obviously when you go on business, you need to stand Practice is a nightmare. Cleaning standards throw them out the door at a spanky beast. So long sweet house, I'm so long sweet or whatever that fuck you call it. You can literally take a hot dump on the floor. That's well.

When you don't have to worry about where you defecate, that's true well. You think Donald Trump stops for a toilet? No, he takes his shit on his gold floor. He's got true well. I got it. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! George Soros will literally shit on the sidewalk. No one cares, he's got wealth. Standards and practices, why bother? No rules. He's running itself. What do I need to get involved in?

I'm making two eggs and literally collecting checks. It's the hottest franchise model since McDonald's. No standards and practices. No $100 amount. Paying a guy named Frankie B. Hundreds of thousands of dollars. but don't worry you won't get your name on the door You have no marketing no foot traffic no money and Probably no home Isn't that the wealth you've always been dreaming of But you'll save money on toilet paper because who cares when you take a dump? Oh my god, this is my favorite Ricky V video ever

You see it from control otherwise what's it like? It's like working for someone I don't want anybody telling me what to do and if you're in business What's it like? It's like collecting a paycheck, Frankie That's why people work for someone else They actually make money I would hope and think that you don't want anybody telling you what to do. So if you want the ultimate lifestyle, the ultimate business, I kind of for you.

You know, I'm a phone call or I'm an email way. At least inquire. Talk to me and what could quite be the best move. Quite be. Hey, Betty, it's Janet again. Do you think you could call the non-emergency, greater Chicago land area police? I got that weird guy outside, make it videos again.

Could quite be, could quite be, the best decision you've ever made. Life. It's about ready to wrap this video up. I hope you enjoyed it. If you did, do me a favor. Hit the subscribe button and give the video a like. It'll definitely help this channel grow and it'll help me get the word out. Let's put everything into perspective.

You got to at least be on the top floor of the model apartment. Yeah, I mean seriously, let's get his middle level. So you have noise below you and above you. My favorite apartments are where you have someone below you and above you and to both sides. Yeah. You see my day, okay? My day is mostly devoted to the health part. And I believe that that's

the key, that's the key to life. Okay, if you could devote, you don't say Frankie, the key to life. Take care of your body. Most your dates to the health in that the wealth, that's a secret to success. I do have to say this. I do have to give credit where credit is due. Frankie's a handsome dude who dresses well. He does. And he's healthy. It seems like, I mean, I agree with his moisturizing your entire body. All the parts. All the parts. Yeah. And you know, he's got some some basic knowledge, but what he, yeah, what is me on the wealth part and the dating part, whatever he talks about dating and money. I don't even know what he's talking about. And that's where we really have fun. But for all of our Tom Foulery with Frankie,

I do have such an affection toward him. I'm doing now. He's like a friend. Like he's like, we've watched so much Frankie B that he's like a friend, like that goofy friend you just can't help to go. I love you, but you're an ass, man, you an ass-hole. We've had a couple of friends like that.

Oh yeah. We had one, remember? Oh yeah. Smelt bad, really bad. There's nothing more important in your life than your health. If you're devoting most of your day into the wealth part where you're there just hours, relentless hours, and when you come home, it's more hours of working

and keeping that business running. That's no way to run the business. If you want the ultimate business, the ultimate business experience, I got it for you. I'm gonna put up the ultimate business experience. Well, what I'm gonna, what I'm gonna, what I'm gonna, thinking is he's talking about this.

He's not actually telling people how to run a business. He's just saying, just put up a building. Yeah, he's just homes. That's right. He's saying that he will consult with you through the entire process, $350,000 building the building. Decorating it.

Do you know how incredibly risky that's all is? It's incredibly risky. My website in the link below, I'm gonna put my email in the link below. Go down there, check out this tremendous business opportunity. That's gonna allow you to do what you want, when you want, how you want. It's gonna allow you to take up most of your day

to do activities. What are activities? So it's healthy, all right? You're out, you're about, you're moving. You know, you're out, you're about, you're moving. That's what health really is. When you're out. You're about you're moving. You know, you're out. You're about you're moving. That's what health really is You're moving you're grooving you're having sex with girls 20 years younger than you You're getting dumped every time I'd read a four weeks, but it was counting Activities what what what what what are activities so it's

It's healthy. Alright, you're you're out. You're about you're moving. All right, you're out, you're about, you're moving, you're in the gym, you're on the boat, you're on the golf course. You know, it's not having the pressure, you know, of your business just making your brain explode every day. When you got buildings that run themselves from tenants, okay, that's the ultimate business

because you're making money. I am your new Frankie B building. How can I run myself for you? Yes, someone took a hot dump on the floor. I'm pretty sure it was Frankie. Don't worry about it. It'll stop smelling in a couple days. Thank you for using Building O'Matic 3000, a Frankie B invention. By the way, a building runs itself anyway. I mean, if it's just a building, you can do it. Yeah, exactly.

I guess you pay the power bill. I think it'll be okay. Make a money while you're making dinner. You're making money while you're in the shower. That's the way to run a business. I can get you there. My name is Frank Monroe. I thank all of you for watching

and I'll see all of you in the next video. Oh, we can't wait. Send out that next video, Franky. Where is that video? We're waiting for it. He's got a girlfriend. Yeah, I know. He's got a girlfriend.

We'll hear all about it when he gets dumped. Yeah. Yeah, when he breaks up with her. We'll hear all about it. I bet he felt for another party girl. I sure hope so, because it's only for our benefit. Ah, Frankie. You know, I just, I think the commercial break

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We have true well. We have true well. We can also walk in and out of the studio and do nothing. And we probably still have the same amount of listeners. Oh my gosh. Hey, you know, some people write in and they ask, how can we help the show? Like, I tell my friends, you know, I tell my family,

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So keep that going. Yeah. Just even click Five Stars. It helps us grow the show because then the algorithm picks it up and then we get to get in front of new listeners who probably won't like the show either. Right. But there you go.

You can do that. Wonder why they're being shown. Yeah, I wonder. Exactly. Some people do write those kind of reviews. I know. I have no idea how this show is number one on anything. But you can also go to the website.

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