The Commercial Break - He's Adam The Coke Bro!

Episode Date: January 18, 2023

Adam the liar taught us how to lie in an effort to make the perfect Insta profile, he told us yo move to another country to impress he ladies and now he is back a very sped up pick up artist! Is he? Isn't he a coke bro? It's your call to make as TCB reviews a clip from Adam Lyons. Prince Harry got boring real quick Brother are ALWAYS beating each other up Paris, Brittney and Harry walk into a club.... DJs...WTF? Tomorrowland is a joke EDM festival goes wrong Bryan has a strip club fluffer NFT promoter..Logan Paul...is in hot water Travis Scott is still guilty F-M-K is played Adam The Liar is back! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ask me what I'm about to do. I'm about to cry. Thank you for asking. No, no, no, ask me why. I'm so sorry I don't have an answer to that. I wish I did. I wish I knew. On this episode of the commercial break. I know what you're doing in there. Get out. Not that, not allowed. I'm just giving them a full job, we'll be out in a second! Still not allowed. Men wanna be you, women wanna sleep with you. I can see it in everybody's eyes.

You command the room. I'm like, dude, cut a stoward. You're powder and dig down here bro. I'm Adam the liar. I've been doin' goin' the bathroom all day. It's probably where mystery lives in the seduction world. Which according to him is Austin, Texas.

We're pussy rains from the sky. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Ah yeah, welcome back to another episode of the commercial break. I'm Brian Green This is my dear friend Kristen Joy. Holy best to you, Chris. I'm a Not over there in the podcast universe best to you also. Hey, welcome back to this episode of the commercial break It's not for everyone, but fag news or fiction is guaranteed in 30 seconds or less you heard it here last Are we done with Prince Harry now? Are we officially fucking done with Prince Harry?

I mean, I'm sick of reading about it. What the fuck? How in the world did we get here? I don't know. How did we get here children? That's all I have to know. How- People are really into the royals.

What has the world come to? When the royals can't have a good fucking scandal without, without someone going and ruining it. Those royals, man, I'll tell you what, they know something. But I got it, listen, I don't agree with racist remarks and I don't like all the drama that went on with Megan, if it's true. But Harry writes this bombshell of a book. They go on this bombshell interview in Oprah

and they make this ridiculous television show on Netflix where they reveal nothing new. What they reveal is they have been videotaping themselves for years getting ready for this big money-making scam, I think is what's going on at this point. And then yesterday, when we're recording this, which is a couple of weeks ago by the time you hear this, but yesterday, when we're recording this,

they go on ITV and they do a, he doesn't interview. Prince Harry does. Where he lies, he just says, no, we didnV and they do, and he doesn't interview. Prince Harry does. Where he lies. He just says, no, we didn't say that anybody was racist in the royal family. And it's like, check the tape, Peter. I mean, go back and look at the tape. And you did say that on the Oprah show.

You said that's what started all of this. And he's whining and complaining because his brother and him got in a physical altercated. Name a brother honor who hasn't gotten in a physical altercation with their other brother. Kevin wants to kick my ass all the time. I mean, it's just the way that brothers work. It's nothing new under the sun.

These are not royal scandals. These are family matters. And quite frankly, there's nothing new or interesting about it. Now, if someone did indeed inquire about how dark their child's skin was going to be, I can see how that would be shocking and How you could feel bad about that. Yeah, of course. But Harry is saying it's no one in the direct royal family

So who the fuck is it and who the fuck cares fire them? What is it the guy who puts on your dad shoes? Fire that guy. That's all you have to do, right? It's just a run of the mill on your dad's shoes, fire that guy. That's all you have to do, right? It's just a run of the mill, fucking twod be in a fucking twod, fire the guy. You have said nothing interesting and now you're taking back the things that you did say that might be interesting.

You're saying that didn't happen. Are we fucking done with Harry and Meghan at this point? Yeah, I am. I need a break. Let them be yet another rich person living in California because honestly, and I don't even follow the royals. I have no, like, I like the crown. That's what I like.

I follow the crown. I like that show too. That's the, to me, that's the best tabloid, that's the best British tabloid royal family shit you can get is the crown because it's well done and acted wonderfully. All the real life shit, like the actual stuff that's happening, it just doesn't seem to be all that dramatic to me.

And I am done with Harry and Megan. I'm done. I'm on a break for sure. Are you on a break? Yeah. We can't handle anymore guys, just leave it alone. And no, no more Harry, no more Megan, no one fucking cares. What'd you do?

You know those people, they get, they live in the lap of luxury. They, for good, bad or indifferent. Everything's about perspective. So when you're living it, it must feel restrictive and strange that the institution takes precedent over the family and before love comes, you know, whatever honor and guard and country and chair,

oh, whatever the fuck the thing is. I understand, it's all about perspective but it sounds like little head we go to his feelings and he ran to california with all his billions of dollars i don't think he has i thought that they cut him off he's not oh please well

he's he's the fifty fifth in line to the throne he's got a there's like some money in their subway he's never gonna be king i think that's what's really going on here is that he's he's always gonna play second fiddle to his brother and so he's upset so they ran to california to have their own life they get a billion dollar netflix deal they produce six episodes of christ shite like gobshite it's just horrible i watched like fifteen minutes of three episodes and i was like this is trash this is like egotistical trash i don't like the royals anymore either.

I don't think I'd watch a, like, I don't know, King Charles Netflix special either. But it's just trash. And I just watched like 10 minutes of that interview last night and I was like, what a bunch of royal horse shit. Honestly, just done with it. And I know I'm upsetting Roxanne because I know that Roxanne is a huge fan, is it Roxanne that's a huge fan of the royals? I think it's Roxanne because I know that Roxanne is a huge fan.

Is it Roxanne that's a huge fan of the royals? I think it's Roxanne. It's not? No. Which one of our listeners is a huge fan of the royals? One of our fans is a huge fan. One of our, Marianne. Marianne is the one.

I was gonna say, yeah, Marianne is a huge fan of the royals and she kept me up to date on all the stuff that was going on. And it was just too much. I was like, I just don't, I don't know. I don't really care. When you're a royal like that, do you think you get invited to all the best parties? Yes.

Like when you're Prince Harry, you get invited to like, of course. I just saw that Paris Hilton, Brittany Spears and Harry Styles were all at somebody's 30th birthday party. Isn't Brittany a little old to be going to a 30th birthday party? No.

Is she like 47, 48 years old? That's Paris. Oh, Paris is older than Brittany for sure. Yeah, so whatever happened to Paris, she just, she became, She got married. She got married. She's doing anything. Yeah, I think she still does like DJ sets.

Oh. And then she promotes stuff. That's fucking DJs. That's another thing. What the fuck? You put a playlist together and then you go and you make a million dollars for an appearance It's crazy. It's insane. I'm not saying there's not some skill and talent involved I'm sure that there is I have no idea what it takes to be a DJ

But all these guys when they're like you know swooping in on the buttons, you know They're pressing buttons and they turn the fade or real quick and yeah It doesn't seem to be doing anything It's gonna be doing anything when the beat! It doesn't seem to be doing anything It doesn't seem to be doing anything when the beat drops You know what I'm saying? They'll like press a button They'll like press a button and everyone goes crazy and it's like it's just press the button He pressed the mute button on one channel so the other channel could play It's like I do that every day here. No one's giving me a million dollars for anything

There's a guy. I wish it started the show with drop the beat. John the beat. It's from like the trolls kid movie or something. Like techno trolls and all the trolls were like, he's good. It's coming man. It's coming. John the beat. There's a very famous video and it is just the most brilliant thing I've ever seen. I'll play it on the show, right?

If you could have helped me write it down in the notebook. Oh yes, let me write it down. There's a very famous video of a guy who is playing at Tomorrowland. Is that what it is? Okay, yeah. Okay, so the big festival out in Europe that they had here at oneland, is that what it is? Okay, yeah. So the big festival out in Europe that they had here at one point, but then... Yeah, I can't track all the electronic festivals. But people died in the mud and then...

Yeah, that was a big thing. Big scandal. Yeah. Was that Tomorrowland or was that... I can't remember. I can't remember. I can't remember. I don't even remember what the fuck.

It's so many years ago. Electric Daisy. Electric Daisy. But that wasn't it. Here in Georgia, that big festival, if you like techno, you'll remember that a bunch of people got stuck in the fuck. It's so many years ago. Electric days. Electric days. But that wasn't it. Here in Georgia, that big festival, if you like techno, you'll remember that a bunch of people got stuck in the mud. And it turns out that it was just like, these weren't like professional concert promoters putting this thing. It was like a husband and wife and their kid.

They're 40 year old toddler running around this big field, going, put the stage there and put the stage there. And nothing was done ahead of time to prepare for it. And they were making billions of dollars and they just weren't even prepared. So when it started to rain, the whole thing got muddy and everyone got stuck. And there were like kids walking down highway 20. I won't drive down highway 20 in some parts of Atlanta.

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not a joke. Oh, okay. He gets up and he like shakes his ass and like when the beat's dropping, he's nowhere near the thing and he's pretending to press buttons. He's doing all the things that DJs really do, but satirically and in such high comedic style that you can't help but laugh. The guy is going crazy on stage, but he's never touching the board. Like the thing is. It's just playing around. Yeah, it said is playing for an hour,

but it goes on for an hour, by the way. But apparently according to some people, he does this everywhere he goes. It's not like I did it as a joke one time. He got an hour at the world's biggest, you know, Euro trash festival, and he goes around making fun of it, but he's apparently not trying to make fun of it.

He's going over the top. But the person who said this, I think it was in Vice Magazine, he said, yet another reminder that this festival is the worst music festival in the world. Are you sure it wasn't from the onion? It was not. I promise you. I've seen this many times. It's been around. The video's been around, but it's funny. So, yeah, so these royals, they get invited to every party. They're living in the lap of luxury.

They get every table that they want. Everywhere life is not that bad. And so far, his book, his Netflix special, and now his multiple TV appearances, amount to a hill of beans. There's nothing that I would say. I'd love to get invited to one party, one fucking party by anybody remotely famous. Like I would take Tammy from the thousand pound sisters. She would invite me to a party and I'd be happy. If I could get a table of chillies without having to wait,

I'd be satisfied. You know you get Brian to come to a party. Do you remember this? Our friend Carol made this up. You know you get Brian to come to a party. Do you remember this? Our friend Carol made this up. You know you get Brian to come to a party. Don't fight him. Oh, you get fomo then. Well, I know because I'm for a while I was a world's most non-committal human being. It's like you know people invite you to a party and it always it felt like pressure to me that I had to show up. So I

would just say, oh yeah, maybe, yeah, maybe. And then I had to show up. So I would just say, oh yeah, you know, maybe. Yeah, maybe. And then I wouldn't show up if you invited me. But if you didn't invite me, then I would struggle on with somebody else who was invited. Because then I had no pressure. I was just, yeah, I'll go to that party. I don't worry about anything. I see the logic.

You see the logic? Yeah, I'm not lazy. I'm not flaky. I'm just feeling too much pressure that you invited me somewhere and you want a direct answer right now Can I answer you the day of the party a couple hours after it starts? Sorry, couldn't make it It's reasonable. I'd rather ask for forgiveness. They ask for permission if you know what I mean Chrissy We went to some parties together Yeah, don don't remember them. I'm sure they were fun.

Which parties do we get? I remember a lot of a lot of brave stadium like club parties. Yeah, we went to that one party where we had the, wasn't there a bus involved? And like a bus involved and like a strip club. Yeah. And the guy, the British guy. So we go to a birthday party for a friend, for a dear friend of mine. And she's turning, I think it was, she was so young at that time, like 21, that's 21. I think she was turning 30. I think you're right.

Okay. She was turning 30. And there was like, I don't know 15 of us that had showed up and she had some of the friends from around the world, around the country had flown in to be at this party. It was all set up months ahead of time. We had a party bus. Everyone was going to drop their shit at my friend's house and his wife, who we were celebrating her birthday. And then we're getting this party bus and we were going to go eat at this fancy restaurant. So we go and we eat at the fancy restaurant. And what we find out is that not only have the people

flown in for around the country, but they've brought a bunch of their friends too, which is, you know, completely appropriate to do to a 30th birthday party. It's like my bachelor party when my best man started inviting people, I didn't even know to the bachelor party. I'm like, but the bachelor party was just a sit-down dinner. It's my second, it's my second marriage.

Like, I didn't need to go to the strip club. I already got that out of my system. But it's like a private intimate dinner and there's people that I don't even nut. There's people I don't like and there's people I don't know. And I'm like, what the fuck? What happened here? So we get on the, so we go and we drop our shit and we get on the party bus or no, we meet at the restaurant and then the party bus shows up. And there is this guy, this little man from New York. He lives in New York, but he's from South Africa or something. And he's like, so we go. So afterwards, he had the British accent. Yeah, the British accent. That's right. So afterwards, the request

of the birthday girl is, let's go to the Cheetah. The world famous fucking Cheetah. High class, high ass. If you know, this is high class class ass if you know what I'm talking about. This is very expensive, classy, I mean as much as a strip club can be classy, tasteful, they actually have a four star fucking restaurant inside there. I would never eat at a strip club, but they have one there in case you want it. And it's expensive, it's like $25 to get in and then lap dances are $30 or whatever it is and they have, I guess they hand pick the best of the bad I don't know how they do that like tulips. I don't know how they pick those girls. Yeah, it's very sexy in there

Yeah, like you know dark and that's right and even though it's full nude the girls don't get full nude on stage only on the lap dances so It's got this air of I don't know this air of tataatas. It's like just tataas until you pay extra money to see other things. So we go and everybody is in the soup. I mean, everybody's in the soup. Rochambo, kids margarita, finger dips, lots of bud light. It's all going around, everything.

This is the night that we got caught by the security at the cheetah. And the next time we went, the doors were off the bathroom stalls. That guy came in, he put the flashlight over the stall and he banged on the door. I know what you two doing and they get out. Not that not allowed. I'm just giving him a blue job for beyond a second. Still not allowed. So we're all all around that place. We are just running around that place in and out of the bathrooms You know handing each other matchbook with you know, there's certain ingredients in them

Yeah, and so to two to 30 in the morning rolls around Everyone now the word goes around right get back to the bus. We're going to the bus right going to the after We're after after after after after after after party right everybody on the bus. We're going to the bus. We're going to the after- We're not after- After- After-after-after-after party, right? Everybody on the bus is leaving in 15 minutes. Yeah. So everybody gets on the bus except for a few people who don't get on the bus and we don't know where they are and they're not responding. I think you're one of them actually. I think I was.

And the birthday girl I think was one of them. So this guy, whose name I'm not going to say because I can't remember, but this guy, he had been following me around all night long. And he loved you. And he was like, by God, Brian, he's fucking amazing, brother. Men want to be you, women want to sleep with you. It's just fucking unbelievable. I was just saying, he was sad that.

He said that. He said those words exactly. Men want to be you, women want to sleep with you. I can see it in everybody's eyes. He command the room. I'm like, dude, you're out of little too much. God, it's still your powder and take down your breath. Which I didn't know how to handle. Yeah. I forgot for days. Yeah, oh my God. So, so this was going on the entire time we were at the club. He would like, excuse me, excuse me, lap dance for this guy. He's a fucking rock star. He's probably got a foot long dick right now.

Don't get too close. It's huge. His balls are the size of bowling balls. You know what I'm saying? He smells good. He looks fantastic. I think he's what I'm saying? He smells good. He looks fantastic. I think he's made of gold.

He was loving you. So we get out of the bus, no one's there. And then there's no, like now no one's answering their phone. So we got to go back in and find. So I decide I'll go. I'll go with you, brother. I'll go with you. Jesus Christ, you're as dependable as they come. You like to fucking clock on the tower

Striking midnight at the right time you stupid like a superhero You're the way you move. It's gentle. You you like you glide across the ground. I've noticed you just glide It's like you're walking on water Jesus Christ has nothing on you who are you and I'm like'm like, dude, you got to have a rolling stone documentary running in the commentary, running in the back of my head. What are you doing? What are you a fluffer? You're like a fucked up fluffer.

That's what you are. You're fluffin' me up a lot of fucked up. This went on all night long at the party, started kind of at dinner when he was like wow I noticed how you took command at the end of the table now those girls talking to you and I'm like I know all of them like I mean what's it gonna be like my friends we're all talking no no they had you laughing they had you gigging and I saw I saw it all and I was like okay whatever and it just got worse and worse and worse until the after party when I had to be like, hey brother, I really appreciate all the high compliments.

But you know how they say never meet your heroes? There's a good reason why. I shit just like the rest of us. I'm not gliding on top of the land. And not every man wants to be me. I don't even wanna be me. I just somebody else want to be me. But it was fun.

That was another party that I wasn't invited to, by the way, that I show. You and I went together. Oh my God, what a bunch of fun. We've had some good times. Oh God, really fun. We've had some good times. We're doing no complain in like that Harry though.

No, no, no, no. Hey, I wanna do two things. Okay. So, you know, we've taken like over the last couple of weeks as we wrap up season number three, we've been taking some of the old, ask TCB questions that we never got to. Oh them. We had the sex one. We had the dating one. We had the whatever a couple of months back We had an update for Marlon and stuff like that. I have a series of questions about pop culture a lot of people will ask us for our

opinion on something that's happening. Okay, at the moment now Let me explain a little bit about the commercial break. The commercial break. Tells it here last. Tells it here last. You heard it last. You heard it here last. And there's a reason for this. It's not just because we're lazy, that is also a main reason.

But because, and not, and secondly, we're not exactly plugged into pop culture. But the main reason is, because we like people to be able to jump into the show at any time and not feel like it's so timely That something happened three weeks ago and now we're just talking about that incident that moment plus the news. That can happen too. Yeah We do that also But the news moves so fast that you know

There's lots of there's lots of shows that do that very well, but that's not us. We do very little very well So are you ready to go back and dig up some of the questions on top? that there's lots of shows that do that very well, but that's not us. We do very little very well. So, are you ready to go back and dig up some of the questions on top culture? Yeah, let's go to the time machine. I'm gonna go in the time machine. Yeah. And now we're back, the beginning of 2020. Actually, I'll start backwards.

I'll go backwards. I'll start with the most recent. And I figured we'd take two or three of these this episode. And then I've got a very special video, follow up video for you from the beginning of season one, and then we'll take a couple on the next episode. The beginning of season one. Season two, I'm sorry.

Oh, no. Oh, season three. What season three? What season three on? Are we on season three? I was like, you're jakin' up season one again? No, I'm not. No, I'm gonna put that thing behind a wall at some point.

Get your season one in now, because I promise put that thing behind a wall at some point. Get your season one in now, because I promise you those episodes are gonna leave at some point. You're gonna have to assign some kind of agreement to those episodes in the future, non-despairaging agreement. Okay, so, and I'm gonna go through this really quickly. I've truncated these just to get to the point,

and I'll let you know if they gave me permission, I'll let you know who this is. So Harry asks the following, ready? Have you heard about the Logan Paul NFT shit show? If so, what are your thoughts? The Logan Paul NFT shit. Was that the one where he bought the ape? No, that was Seth Green.

No, that was that was Justin Bieber actually, I think. Oh, Seth Green bought him Bordeie, got it stolen, and then bought it back. Because he was doing a show. About? Yeah. He was doing something. He bought a board ape, whatever.

That's not the little puls handle. I do know about this because I have been keeping up with it. So Logan Paul, the famous Paul Brothers, right? Jake Paul and Logan Paul, Jake is now a boxer making the highest paid boxer. He started as a joke and now he's the highest paid boxer in the world. Yes, and he's not a joke either. He can box. His brother Logan is the guy who started the channel. The Logan Paul YouTube channel many, many years ago. He's been in lots of controversies. That's kind of his gig.

He was really making the channel for like kids and preteens and teenagers, and then now he's kind of morphed. He's matured a little bit. Now he's got his own podcast and podcast called Impulsive, is what it's called. It's very famous. Very famous, you know, I'm not looking to pick a fight with Logan Paul, but let me give you the rundown. Logan Paul decided to get in on the NFT space sometime in 2021, like 2021,

he built a game, an NFT game where you can earn coins. It's called, I think it's called crypto zoo is what the name of the game is. You can earn these zootopia points or whatever by playing a game. Then you collect these cards, which are essentially mashups of animals. So like a giraffe I'm a TARD. You know like a like a, you know like a, I don't know, a giraffe and a leopard or something like that, right? Put together. It's ridiculous. It's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard of. But I'm not in the NFT space, so I don't know. Everybody got all excited about this. And a bunch of people bought into this game. Some people dropping 50, 60, hundreds of thousands bought into this game some people dropping fifty sixty hundreds of thousands of dollars some people just dropping five hundred dollars of their hard earned money living paycheck to paycheck

because they have seen Logan Paul succeed and succeed and succeed time after time after time and they believe that he would do the right thing here and that this was a winner right and and to logans in logans defense he also says this is what I wanted I wanted everybody to win I thought this was going to be the best a Bumble Bumble Bumble. Well, he hired a bunch of felons to make this game and turns out they didn't do such a good job. And now everybody's pointing the fingers. One of my favorite YouTubers is a guy named coffeezilla. Coffeezilla keeps an eye on the NFT in the crypto space. Mainly it looks for scammers and what they call rug pullers, and he'll do exposés on them, right? Coffee's a little super smart. I like his channel a lot.

I don't think, I don't know if everything he does is above board or whatever. I don't know anything about him personally, and but I just like watching his videos. So he does this whole expose on Logan Paul's NFTs. And what happened was, Logan Paul and some of his business associates before they released this NFT token that was supposed to go along with the game, they bought into it before it was released.

What they did was they released it, but they didn't tell anybody, then they bought up a bunch of this. So a pump and dump scam, essentially, is what coffeezilla was saying that Logan Paul was doing. A pump and dump. Now the game doesn't work. It never really worked, and now it certainly doesn't work. A lot of people got their money locked in, they couldn't get it out.

Meanwhile, some of Logan Paul's business associates apparently allegedly sold their tokens a month after they bought them when they were at the highest. Right. And they made millions of dollars and they walked off. So Logan Paul is on the ropes. He is like trying to apologize, but just blaming other people is making a whole shitshow of this, right? And coffee is it. So he makes this big

video retorting coffee zillas expo say where he points the finger at coffee zillins as coffee zillas this scammer and he's the liar. He's the little guy. Then people didn't react well to that. So he takes that down and he makes another one. Round two, round two apology. So he deletes the first one, he makes another one. He continues to point the fingers and blame everybody else but himself. And then days ago, he takes down the second video and he writes a tweet or a blog or whatever he writes

that says, I wanna thank coffee zilla for bringing us to my attention. I'm gonna look into it and make sure everyone gets their money back. Here's my opinion on the Logan Paul NFT scandal. NFTs are not great investments. That's it, I've been telling you this for years now. It's not a great investment.

Digital paintings are, you can get a picture. Like just get a picture. Why do you need a thing? I understand sometimes there's a utility like board ape, you can go to picture, like just get a picture. Why do you need a thing? I understand sometimes there's a utility, like board ape, you can go to the board ape yacht club and I don't know what they do, they're talking about their board apes, I don't know what they do.

But I can understand there's some utility to some of these that are important to people, they like it, it's fun, it's like trading cards. Exactly, that's the way I hard it explained. Remember the guy who smelled bad, that we were talking about last episode? Yes. That same guy was involved in the business of

Trading baseball cards. Okay. That's what he did for a living trading baseball cards Guess what he didn't make a lot of money doing that because making money trading baseball cards is a really hard thing to do like Selling baseball cards kind of the time is common the time is passed We're not learning lessons from the baseball cards? There still are very rare baseball cards, basketball cards that can be traded for millions of dollars or sold for millions of dollars. But let's be honest with ourselves. It's not exactly like the world is getting rich

on baseball cards. NFTs are kind of the same premise. It's like it's important to some people, but to most people it's not. But I guess the same could be said about Picasso. True. Very true. But people fucking pump and dump Picasso's all the time too.

They fake them and they, all that other stuff. This is really turning out to be a bad thing for Logan Paul. And for one of the internet's biggest stars, I think it could be trouble. Because when you scam a bunch of people out of money or allegedly scam a bunch of people out of money, it could be problematic. But if you listen to the commercial break, if the seven of you

that listen, listen to the commercial break, then you would have known that NFTs were on a rocky road from the beginning. They were. And I'm just not sure. I'm just not sure. There was like a craze on them and then it turns out. Yeah. Yeah, not so much. I mean, but I've been looking at this OpenC, which is like a place where you trade NFTs, and there are some assiningly ridiculous NFTs. That's what I was seeing. It's crazy. Like, pixelated penises and collections of, you know, some guys.

I saw a guy put up his old family photos. People were paying like $200 for, I looked up the guy, he's nobody, he's not doing anything. I don't know, I wouldn't do it, wouldn't be for me, but I understand that there are. There's a market for it. Yeah, there's a market, well not much anymore, but there was a market for it.

Briefly. Aren't you a little hard on, here's another one, from T-Dittle. T-Dittle. Hold T-Dittle. Oh, T-Dittle. Aren't you being a little hard on Travis Scott? How is he supposed to control,

how is he supposed to have control over his audience? What was he supposed to do? So now we're taking the time machine way back to the, this might be last year, wasn't it? Was it? Or the beginning, I don't know. I don't know, summertime or something. No, I think it was it yeah, I don't know summertime or something I think it was yeah Twenty-one oh was twenty-one I think okay, well then we're really going back very far

Well then this guy wrote a message to us months after it happened No, I don't think we were hard on Travis Scott. I think Travis Scott was supposed to stop the concert That's what was supposed to happen somebody was in his ear and somebody should have said to him if they didn't say to him Stop the show people are dying. That's what was supposed to happen. Somebody was in his ear and somebody should have said to him if they didn't say to him, stop the show, people are dying. That's it. Like 28 people died or something like that? That's shit like that. At the end of the day, the body count was high for a fucking concert to see Goddamn Travis Scott.

He riled those people up, he got them all excited. That's his job. He's an artist. I get that part of it. But he has a long history of getting people just to go fucking bananas. And when you have half a million, when you have 50,000 people in a crowd on a pavement,

you can't do that, you guys go. Plus the setup was wrong, you know, of the whole thing. From live nation to the company that actually did the logistics there to Travis Scott, to all the people behind Travis Scott that should have had a monitor in his ear telling him what to do this went bad bad bad bad bad bad for Travis because he should have stopped the fucking show period and a sentence I wasn't hard on Travis I think we should have been harder on Travis quite frankly I can't believe that Travis has yet to face any kind of you know I think he's got

a civil suit or two out there, but I can't believe that he didn't even like, I don't know, inciting a riot or something, some kind of criminal mischief or something, because it just seems to me that 28 people's lives were wasted. F. Mary Kill. Ready? You know those thing goes. Oh, okay, I thought you were saying that too.

This was from... This one's for Brian. Miley Cyrus, do a LEPA, Emily Raddajowski, FFFF. That's what I said. I wanna have my cake in me too, FFFF. I'd marry Miley Cyrus because I think that she'd be the most fun. Yeah, you know, she seems like a long term fun. Yeah, long term fun.

She seems like a spirited individual. Yes. I don't know if I'd want her, but yeah, I don't know if I'd appreciate all the did showing, but it's their hertids since she can show them she wants to. Um, do a leepa, she's hot. I'd have sex with.

Yeah. Yeah, because she seems like she'd be fun and bad. And Emma, I'm sorry, I have to kill you. Even though you're the hottest woman on earth, I'd have to kill you. For some reason, I feel like Emily might be a pain in the ass. I'm just, I have to kill you. Even though you're the hottest woman on earth, I'd have to kill you. For some reason, I feel like Emily might be a pain in the ass. I'm just speculating.

But for some reason, I feel like, I don't know. She'd want coffee and donuts after we had sex, and I just don't want that kind of drama. I want to take a nap, honey. For HODLY, Tom Hardy, Harry Styles, Prince William. Kill, kill, kill. Kill, kill, kill. Kill, kill, kill. Not even Harry, Harry doesn't even get some love.

I'm not a huge Harry Styles fan, I have to admit, I don't dislike him, but it's not, he's not my like, whoa. I don't fawn over him, let's just say that. What about Tom Hardy? Oh, who's he again? Tom Hardy, he's like handsome buck Oh, who's he again? Tom Hardy. He's like handsome buck that he was in that movie Venom. No, you don't remember.

Can't remember. He was in a lot of movies. He's being killed. Okay. Not for him. We're talking. He's a brusque big look. He's a good looking guy.

Yeah. Yeah, you know, well, then maybe I would. Okay. So kill Harry. No, kill Harry. Why would I kill him? Kill William. Oh. Then we then we then Don't kill Harry. Why would I kill him? Oh Then we then we then Harry's gonna be Actually not I think that's like the Duke of his sons. Oh, yeah

That's true. Yeah, and we don't want to get into children. It's not do that. Okay. All right, so we got three good questions in Now we're gonna transition real quick. Okay. Beginning of 2022, you and I stumbled upon a video from Adam the liar. Wow, Adam the liar. Remember Adam the liar. He's Adam the liar.

Adam the liar was a guy that had some advice for everybody on how to make their Facebook page as an or Instagram page as attractive as possible and basically what he told you to do was lie. Yeah. Yeah. Just make shit up and post the best pictures. Yeah. I bought yourself and then get like a professional photographer to do your pictures and doll them up. Basically to lie about what you looked like. That's correct. Yeah. Yeah. He just said lie, lie, lie, lie, lie. And then we had to follow it up on two more videos where he just told everybody to lie. Where he was lying, lying, lying.

He dated a girl for two years and then he left her for four years and then she came crawling back. I don't even know, go back and watch. Adam the liar, there's a whole series of shows that we did back at the beginning of the season three. I would be remiss if we want a whole year without talking about adding the liar again. Yeah, I would check out again.

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URLs and or codes. When you hear them on the commercials, speaking of those sponsors. Let's take a moment here from them and we'll be back to this episode of the commercial break. I found Adam. Oh, he's gonna tell us how to become a perfect 10. Okay. So I want to talk to you about how to be more attractive than you currently are. Um, you know, I know some people hate it when I stop the videos this much, but how can you not stop the video after a sentence like that? Yeah. How am I supposed to be more attractive than I currently am? How does that work?

He's gonna tell us. Yeah. And the reason we're doing this is so that you've got a better chance of dating the kind of people you actually want to date. And then they ran a jasky. Do a leaver. Ask the dating coach. Ask the dating coach? Yeah, he's a dating coach.

I thought he was a social media expert. He's on all around. He's a well-rounded. He's an all-rounded liar. He's a well-rounded liar. Yes, he's a well-rounded liar. There was this website when I was learning the dating stuff when I was still trying to become a dating expert, I suppose.

And my drive for that wasn't true. Back when I was still trying to become a dating coach. Back before I got my official dating coach certificate. Number 003. She'll date in coach certificates. Number zero, zero, three. The abating expert, it was because I wanted to improve myself. I wanted to be better for my partners. And that led to me teaching others what I found because I find that's a very good way of learning is when you teach. So as I learned some,

he's just me. He's touching his nose. He does. Yes, he does. I'm Adam the liar. I've been doing cooking a bathroom all day. I think I passed the knowledge on, and that's really what made my following.

It's what made my own. Oh my God. He can't stop touching his nose. Yeah, look at that one nostril. It's much bigger than the other one. Do you know what I'm saying? You want to know how safe, I don't know how to tell if someone's got a current

or a past cocaine addiction? Look at how big their two nostrils are. I'm not saying there can't be like a problem with your nose and you have one nostril bigger than the other, but a lot of times that cocaine will actually wear out you're not the membrane in your nostril, so you'll have one huge nostril in one small one. We call that the favorite nostril.

Oh, and for me. There was this great website called The Beautiful People. And during this journey, Oh my God! This video just became about his cocaine abuse. Guys and girls who cannot see this video right now, YouTube.com slash the commercial break. He cannot stop touching his nose, playing with his nose.

This looks like that guy who was following me around at the cheek. Yeah. This is what that guy was. And the same accent. Yeah, and when you get all cooked up like that, like you have a tick, right? You just can't stop. You're afraid that a rock of cocaine is gonna come flying out of your nose.

So you keep trying to stuff it back up there. I wanted to attract the most attractive people I could. That was like part of the journey. I was looking for physically attractive people. And I felt the... Can we just recap here what you're saying? So back when he was trying to become a dating coach. That's right.

He went on the site called Beautiful People. Beautiful people. And what is he doing with the site? He wanted to date attractive people, but he wasn't yet there. I don't know what he's fucking saying, because I'm too busy worrying about the cocaine traffic on his nose.

While I could get relationships with some people, they want as physically attractive as I wanted them to be. And actually, as we continue through this, I'm gonna explain that judging somebody based on physicality is one of the worst things you can do to measure. Well, I do it all the time. Yeah, what are you saying then?

When you just said, you were endating people that weren't physically attractive. Fucking douche. Your ideal partner. And we'll talk about that later on as well. But there's definitely an obsession with younger people looking to, I want the most beautiful girl I can get or the most beautiful guy I can get.

They have to be really attractive. And and actually when it comes down to it There's a lot more to relationships and just the physical side of it and the rest is more important But thanks also why are we just seeing him from the side? Yeah, we got even looking at the camera We got a side profile and then we got a front camera Maybe because the opposite side is where that favorite nostril is yeah, that's true You know, you know, he ended it bad out because there's a big rock hanging out of his We got a front camera. Maybe because the opposite side is where that favorite nostril is. Yeah, that's true. You know, he did it bad out because there's a big rock hanging out of his, hanging onto one of those nose hairs.

You know, back then, that's what I cared about. And so there's a website called The Beautiful People. And it was like Facebook, but for attractive people. And you would put your, you would send them a picture. And for seven days, people would vote on how attractive you are. Oh my god. Oh my god. I actually submitted my picture to this website.

It's swear to god I did. What? I swear to god I did. Yes. Yes. I didn't even know about this. Back when we were at Scamco. And I was at home.

Yeah, I submitted my picture to this. And I don't know if I ever even followed up with it, right? You can see what your votes were. No, I don't think I I ever even followed up with it, right? You can see what your votes were. No, I don't think I did. I think we thought it was funny one morning and I put my picture in there, but let's just face it. I wasn't getting in anyway, so I didn't care. Oh, really?

And it would rate you on a scale of one to 10. And I sat at like 6.3 for five days. And you had to be eight or above to join the beautiful people. And I was like, then I paid a bunch of guys in Bangladesh to raise me up to a nine. That's how you get to be the perfect 10.

Underpaid workers in Bangladesh. Talk about an ego crush. It was like for five days, I'm like, wow, I'm like a 6.3. Like, wow, that sucks. Like, I've always imagined if I was gonna date someone, I'd be dating like a perfect 10. My friend calls them dimes.

I know it's like, instead of dimes, it's dimes. Yeah, we got the joke there, bud. He's following a lot, too. This guy, like, yeah, he's ridiculous. First of all, second of all, under what sun? Did you think you were gonna be a perfect 10 or a dating a perfect 10? I know.

Yeah, I'm not saying you're an ugly guy, Adam. You're there, you're a five. You're at least a five. Yeah, yeah. I think the people were right. That's right. Top it off, What did he say? What was that yesterday that preacher said?

Rounded up on the fat side. That side? Rounded up on the fat side out of mirror six. But I was a 6.3 and it kind of sucked. And I decided that I would test my theories that actual attraction isn't about physicality. It's about people. And one of the people. It's about people. And one of the people...

It's about people. He's so high, he doesn't know what he's saying. Features you've gotten, that is speculation, allegedly. Yeah. I see Logan Paul sitting around a table with four of his lawyers and I'm like, I should start paying attention to what I'm saying.

Beautiful people, was that you could communicate with people in advance. And so because I didn't have a great picture, I would send people messages and befriend them. Like me, like me, like me. I'm not, like me, like me. If you like me. I'm not, I don't like, I don't say I'm out of track,

but here's a DM, here's a DM. Can I get you a Venmo, I'm willing to send you $5, rate me a seven. Oh, excuse me, here's a voice message. I gotta get some cocaine! I'm trying to be crazy! And I may be befriended 30 to 50 different people. Just randomly reached out to him,

hey, I'm currently in the application process. I really like this about you on your profile, I just thought I'd reach out and say hi. And it prompted people to upvote me. By the end of my acceptance into the beautiful people, I got rated like 9.3 or 9.7 or something, like a stupidly high number. Definitely a stupidly high number. Yeah. I consider myself like a 5.9. I think you're just, you know, you're in that range. So he like campaigned?

Yeah, he campaigned to get it. Yeah, that's what he did. Now, it's pretty smart, actually. It should have been, you know, no one's going to tell you your ugly to your face. It's like that kid who, it's like Brian when he came out of the womb, he's like had a cone head with a bunch of bruises all over his face. There were probably a lot of people that kid who, it's like Brian when he came out of the womb, he's like had a cone head with a bunch of bruises all over his face.

There were probably a lot of people that were like, oh shit that kid's ugly. Damn that kid's ugly. But if my mom pulled the stroller up, you know, they'd be like, oh what a cute stroller! And I was like, wow I'm annoying. And I was like, wow, I'm annoying. But what I really realized was, it wasn't to do with my physical look. My physical look alone was only getting me a 6.3, but I boosted to like 9.3 on 9.7, I forget which one it is now.

But I got boosted. You remember. You've got a screen shot of it. You remember. Hanging on your mirror. Remember, you're a 9.0 something brother. And what do you see? He basically like compliment bombed everybody so that they would rate him higher. Correct. Yeah. If you told me I was good looking, I do anything

for you. Yeah, I wish I knew how to get a hold of the people that make the nice apple reviews because I'd send them money directly. I would. Three points from six to nine, purely based on my ability to be friendly and talk to people. His ability. His ability. And this concept of rating people once a 10, a lot of the seduction world are obsessed by it.

This guy's a seven, this guy's a, and the method for it is the seduction world. That's probably where mystery lives. In the seduction world. Which according to him is Austin, Texas. We're pussy rains from the sky. That's right. That guy.

That guy. Rate your own progress. It's so, it's to be like, I normally only date sevens, but I really wanna get a nine. Like, that's how they use it. I think it's terrible. I moved away from that method as soon as I acknowledged how bad it was.

However, because you were rated at 6.3, that's why you moved away from that rating system. If you were really rated a nine on your own merits, just like everybody else, supposed to do, then I can guarantee you, you would have loved that system. Looking back, there is a good purpose for it, but not in the way that it's currently set.

I don't think you should ever have a scale of one to ten to a few other people. I don't think you should ever have a camera pointing at the side of your head. What is going on there? Why are we looking at the side of you? And then there's some kind of weird, like, is that a kitchen over in the back?

I don't know, yeah, he's got the light switches in the back. then there's some kind of weird, like, is that a kitchen over in the back? I don't know. Yeah, he's got the light switches in the back. Then there's a wire hanging down behind his head. It's just, I know. So weird. He's that up. It's like he walked into a holiday inn and was like, can I borrow your room for a few minutes?

But I don't think it hurts you to view yourself on a scale of one's 10. I think my own scale of one's 10, when I went from the sixth to the ninth, really taught me something enlightening about myself. And while I wouldn't wanna go up to somebody else and inflict a score on them, I really did like how to do four. You're five.

Five. Five of the way. Three. Walk it down the street. Five. What if we went to, this would you write this down? Write this down. We're gonna have somebody do this. Either Gustavo or, we're gonna have somebody do this.

Somebody is gonna go to a major event, like Dragon Con or something like that. Yeah. And we're gonna give them those little score cards, the ones that they show, like the gymnastics and stuff like that. And as people walk by, I just want them to throw numbers and see what people say. Seven point two! I want him to throw numbers to what people say. 7.2! Oh. Oh. Myself.

Because it gave me a measure to improve. It's horrible to do it to someone else, but the concept of why they did it was to improve. They wanted to see progress. And when you put it on yourself, it can be a great thing to do. So what I've done is I've made a list of 10 qualities that I think are very important to being attractive. What I find works really nicely is if you look at these 10 qualities and look at yourself and you are honest about how expert you are about each of these, it will rate you on a scale of once 10. If you've got seven of these qualities then you can say you're a seven

out of 10. Oh my god. I can't wait to hear what these are. I can't wait to hear what these are too. However, you're going to have to wait until... The next episode of The Commercial Rake. I'm like what she did there. I know. But I knew that was a great stopping point. So next episode, we'll get right back into it. We'll do two more pop culture-ass TCB questions

and then we'll finish out the Adam the Lier video on how to make yourself a perfect 10. He's gonna give us the 10 top qualities, and we're gonna rate ourselves. I'm given, if we're honest with ourselves, I'll probably in the three range. No. No. No. Three point seven. Yeah, we're at 10. We're about 10. We're both 10s. In this studio, we're both 10s. That's right. In this studio, I can be who I want to be. I'm free! Drop the beat! All right, so much fun under the sun here at the commercial break. Season number three is a raffinup season number four starts the first full week in February. is a raffinup season number four starts the first full week in February. Nothing, nothing matters to you. You'll be tuning in.

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