The Commercial Break - He's Adam, The Liar!

Episode Date: August 26, 2022

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And anyone tell me like what I would talk to my mom about if she's not going to be making me relevant? Yeah, like, hi mom. Now you have a career and I'm famous, like, that's what happens when you get famous, you cut people off. Seriously? Everyone's upset with it, maybe because you guys aren't relevant either, so you don't understand. Seriously? Maybe because you guys aren't relevant either, so you don't understand. Oh. Oh. Oh. Shitty is it. On this episode of the commercial break.

I guess I recognized a little bit of Jerry and me, a little bit me and Jerry. I can see that. I can see that. You see how Jerry and me were together. We were like one, we're twisted in the cosmos together Yeah, you 33p and grateful dead varies very similar. We also had 30 minute jams known as sound checks Chrissy and I spent all afternoon with a guy we walked in and he's like what do you want to do?

And we're like you're the photographer dude He spent hours trying to make us like skinnier, healthier, less hungover. Didn't work. Thank God for Adam. Yeah, he posed first, like the photo second. Thank God for Adam and his whiteboard. We wouldn't know how to light everyone on Instagram. He's Adam Adam the liar.

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To collect your earnings, Chrissy, Joy, I'm out of water. It was what I just realized as we're coming into the episode. Did you know that psychologists, psychiatrists have now determined that people have emotional support bottles? Water bottles? That's the thing. I mean, I might have one. I have this one that I absolutely love

and I use it all the time. And it's yours and you like to carry it around? Iron class. Yeah, and you get nervous when it's not around? No. I do. I do. Astrid you get nervous when it's not around. No. I do. I do. Astridates. But I carry it all the time.

Hates. Hates me. And I'll tell you why I asked for hates. One of the reasons, Astridates me. One of the reasons my wife hates me is because I always have to be carrying around some kind of cup or bottle with liquid in it. Whether it's coffee in the morning or water in the afternoon, I can never seem to leave it in the car. I'm a bit liquid person too. And I never drink it. I never once morning or water in the afternoon, I can never see the leave in the car.

Yeah. And I never drink it. I never once take a sip out of it. I'd drink mine. But I always need it. I always do it right there with me. Hey, you don't know how many thousands of times, like just today we were shopping, just today.

And I had my coffee cup with me, my Starbucks silver coffee cup, you know, with the lock top and the whole nine yards. OK. I will not drink it while I'm walking around that mall, shopping for shoes. I will not at all. I will not at all while I'm in that mall. Is that the carrier? I had to carry it.

However, in two separate different stores, Astrid had to pick it up on the way out because I had left it somewhere in the store. I never, I always lose those things. It's so obnoxious. And now I read an article where a therapist of some sort was saying that her, she's noticing her clients are coming in with these bottles over and over again. And when she starts discussing this with her clients, they're saying that they just,

they, and she was like, you're not drinking out of it. And there's water here available if you need a glass and you get up and get one. And they're like, well, that's my bottle. Like I need my Baba. I feel like I have a pinky. I have a pinky. I mean, pinky Baba, I can't take it anywhere. Kristen Joy Holdy.

Yes. Yes. I have a question for you. Question from listeners. Fire away. Question from a listener. Says Brian, what is the greatest American rock and roll band ever graced these 50 states? Oh wow.

That's a big one. I know. I mean. Don't say panic. Okay. And how do you like the music? I'm say the rolling stuff has to be from the US No, you know they're from the UK. This is the British boys from down under Down under

God it's hard right to talk my head. I mean Pearl Jam Pearl. Tam's a good one. I think really really good Yeah, I mean nervous Prince I don't know if you can consider him a fan. No, a fan, but you know, maybe Bruce Priesty, some of my favorite Bruce brings in the E3 band. Might be one.

Yeah, the frightful deads in there somewhere. I think the grateful dead okay. Is the quintessential American rock and roll band. I think they're the best that have as ever great grace these 50 days.

They're certainly up there. And I'll explain why, because I know a lot of things about a lot of things. Yes, you do. Or I stated a holiday in last night. Thank you, no why, because I know a lot of things, about a lot of things. Yes you do. Or I stated a holiday in last night. Thank you, now. I think I know a lot of things.

Well, with this microphone and no one talking back to me, that's just like, I'm here, I'm here for it. I am the deciding factor here at the commercial break, unless of course, Chrissy gives me that look and then Chrissy's a deciding factor. Let's not fool anybody, Chrissy really wears the pants in this family, I just talk this, the pants in this family. I just talk more or louder.

What do we do? I'll say why the grateful dad, I think, is the quintessential American rock and roll band? Yes. It's because out of the ethos, from the primordial sludge, they built what it is to kind of be like that American spirit on the road. Jack Kerawax opened on the road, building a community,

choosing your tribe, but building a family. And while I don't think their music is the best that I've ever heard, I'm not a dead head. I don't need, you know, New part 77 man, two less is best solar without me, dude. I don't think any, I'm not that guy, but I can appreciate a good grateful dead jam right?

I can get into a 30 minute dark star Get into a sugar magnolia into fire on the mountain into Franklin stow back into sugar Magnolia My favorite is tear up in station tear up in station. It's a good one. Yep But they created a whole counter culture basically They did and have you ever seen the the documentary or culture, basically. They did. And, have you ever seen the documentary a long-change trip on Amazon?

Yes, it's really good. It really affected me in a lot of ways, because I really, I guess I recognized a little bit of Jerry and me, a little bit of me and Jerry. I can see that. You see how Jerry and me were together? We're like one, we're twisted in the cosmos together. Yeah, you 33p and Gravel dead, very, very similar.

We also had 30 minute jams, known as sound checks. We did a few less people in the crowd. That's it. That was the only difference. We had a traveling group of people that came to the shows, but it was the guys that were playing a stage. Exactly. Same thing. You traveled around.

Yeah, we're like on different parallels, me and Jerry, but we're traveling in the same universe. But I absolutely think that Grateful Dead created such a culture, they created their own culture. They created their own religion, they created their own spirituality, and that movie long-streamed trip is one of the most amazing rock and roll documentary they created their own culture, they created their own religion, they created their own spirituality. And that movie, Long Strange Trip, is one of the most amazing rock and roll documentaries

I have ever seen. It's amazing. Because it doesn't get into the nitty-gritty almost ever. It talks a lot about the drugs, and I mean a lot about the drugs. But it never gets into like, it doesn't talk about woodstock at length, it doesn't share every single detail

of how the band came together and who met who, and what, it just kind of of it pieces it together in a way that's very much more mythology than actual Like it's it's not a chronology. It's mythology and I loved it so much one Yeah, and so that Documentary had me convinced and still to this day has me, that the greatest American rock and roll band of all time, has to be, has to be, must be, the grateful dead. Great full dead. Josh, there you go.

That's it. And I know that's not what you want to hear. You're probably asking for poison or some shit like that, but Josh, poison is not the greatest American rock and roll band that ever lived. Brad Michaels, however, does have the greatest hair in rock and roll, Because he can comb it on a stand before he puts it out his hat. That's right. Similar to Dolly. I saw him in an image of him without his wig on.

You did. Yes, it was disturbing. Yeah, it doesn't the headband hold it in place. Yeah, the headband hold it in place. It's like one of those you buy at the grateful dead shakedown street. He's a straight dude. To put on your head. The craziest story in that whole fucking movie, Long Shrink Trip, which if you haven't seen

is on Prime right now, and it's six parts, did you notice also that the movie, each chapter, which there's eight chapters or seven chapters, the actual content of it is only 36 minutes long, but it's 58 minutes long. That means that they dedicated 22 minutes to the fucking credits. Did you notice that on each episode?

The credits went on for 22 minutes. It's a double lasted, I've seen it. Okay, go back and look on those episodes. I only loved it. Yeah. Because I had to play in here in the studio and I was like, oh, and then it just went on, the song went on and on forever and I turned around

and it's the credits for 22 fucking minutes. A lot of people to think. That Martin the score says, he wants to thank everybody, everybody on the, the craziest story that comes out of that movie, craziest story. The grateful dead are invited on to a show that used to run on ABC called Playboy After Dark. Oh right. And Playboy After Dark was Hugh Haffner doing a you know late night talk show kind

of but he was doing it from a quote unquote apartment in the playboy building. Okay jacket in his smoking jacket. It was a party looks like an apartment. There was a party. There was a bunch of girls and guys and cocktail gowns and all this other stuff walking around drinking and and you would walk and then they'd be famous people in the crowd and you would walk up to them interview with them and I've watched a few episodes of this now. It's actually pretty good. You know, there's some pretty good interviews in there. He did a good job.

I do remember this part of the movie because it's with somebody all the time. Hold on. Hold on. So it's even way better than that. So they're talking about the personality of Jerry Garcia and how everybody wants to think of Jerry as like this big, lovable, hugable teddy bear who just walked through life kind of, I don't know, like a Buddha, but he wasn't. He was a really kind of, I don't know, he was almost like a merry prankster in a way,

and he wasn't always lovey-dovey, and he decided when he got invited to playboy after dark, they were disappointed to find out that there wasn't an apartment, it was an actual soundstage. Yes. They're also disappointed to find out that all the people who were at the party were not there for a party, they were disappointed to find out that there wasn't an apartment, it was an actual soundstage. Yes. They're also disappointed to find out that all the people who were at the party were not there for a party, they were there extras. They were being paid to be there and look like they were at a party.

And so they had a guy in the band whose only responsibility was to carry around a vile of liquid acid. That's what he would do. And they were doing this night after night after night after night, hundreds upon thousands of micrograms of acid every single night for years. The grateful dead were. The drugs are such a big part of their story. They had a germine.

Yeah, they decided they weren't into this. They weren't into a bunch of extras pretending to like their music. They wanted those extras to really feel the music. So what was actually being served in those glasses was coffee and water, not alcohol. So they put a half a vial of liquid acid in the coffee and you can see it, if you go back, if you can find this, I found it on the internet archive. If you can find the video of this actual,

the Grateful Dead playing at this after dark party, it is clear that everyone turns real fucking weird, real fucking quick. The women are like dancing around, and rolling on the floor and the guys are like, you know, staring at the ceiling. It's like the weirdest thing that ever happened. And Jerry meanwhile is playing the entire time laughing his balls off. He thinks this is the funniest fucking thing that ever happened. Jerry and I are exactly a lot. I toast your coffee this morning. So there you go, Chrissy. Shit's about to get weird. Oh, you did.

She's about to get weird. Hello, funny feeling. She's about to get weird. Better grab onto your emotional support model. That's right, I'll show you what to buy. I'll show you what to buy. I just support wine glass. I wonder how popular the Grateful Dead would have been

in the era of social media. Probably, I mean, they really got very popular at the end there. There was like, they were saying on the documentary that the guys weren't into it when they had to start playing these really big stadiums because they were so far away from the crowd that they didn't feel the crowd was a part of it anymore. It felt really disconnected and the crowd had always been such a big part of their music. And then another thing that started happening is after that song came out on MTV. Yeah, yeah, I will. Good bye, do-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no- And that album made them so incredibly popular. They had been a band for 30 years and they had their first like top 10 hit with that song. And so all of a sudden,

this very like sub culture type of thing that was going on, the grateful dead and the dead heads riding around the country. Of course, they were known about, but it was still a very underground thing. It was. In overnight, they turned into a sensation, 30 years into being a band.

And now there are 20,000 people inside of the arenas or the stadiums. And now there are 20,000 people outside the arena. Right. Trying to get in. They're trying to get in. And they don't give a fuck if they get in. They just want a party. And so things are getting out of control. People are getting arrested and the police are beaten, the deadheads and everyone's getting. People are dying because they're taking too many drugs. They're getting out of control. And Jerry, the management and every police officer and every official in the world is saying, Jerry, please put out a statement.

Just record a statement that says, Hey, if you don't have a ticket to the show, don't come up because it's just getting out of control and things are people are getting hurt and it's really bad. Jerry refuses. I'm not a cop. I'm not gonna be a cop. What people choose to do is what people choose to do.

What his whole ethos is, I don't wanna be responsible for anybody or anything. I'm barely responsible cop. I'm not gonna be a cop. What people choose to do is what people choose to do. What his whole ethos is, I don't wanna be responsible for anybody or anything. I'm barely responsible for myself. Right. And so Phil Leshens up doing this. He says, you know what? You, you know, he puts out this whole statement and everybody basically laughs at it.

You know, they're like, oh, he's just fucking fucking with us, man, we come to the, I'm gonna come to the grave and then the Acabagee's there. And then it passes out in the street, throw a the day of the cover Jesus air and pass out on the street throw about a police officer shoes they got out of control. If they were here if Jerry was still alive during the era of social media, I think they would it would be like a whole different level of phenomena and probably even more magnified way more magnified. And so you know it's I've been thinking about how

the social media experience has affected our lives these people get famous overnight for almost nothing just like the podcast here we got famous overnight for almost nothing but one of the things we have not figured out is social media no we haven't it's all explained to all the newcomers on board Chrissy and I made our best effort we really did make our best effort to try and put a social media Channel together. I guess so to speak, but no one responded. Yeah, tens and tens and tens of thousands of people Go to grateful dead concerts, but don't listen to our show He thought I was gonna say listen to our show. I saw that

A lot of people listen to our show, but no Ever goes to that fucking Instagram. Yeah, you gotta be engaging, I think goes for those. Yeah, I think you actually gotta post stuff. You do, I am a post-dancing. And that's the last post that's like, GD or you? I know.

21. And every show I say, go to the commercial break on Instagram. Not you need to do. Maybe we should just scrap all that and embrace TikTok. Yeah, no, I'm thinking about it. I'm thinking about embracing TikTok. I like TikTok much more than I like Instagram.

Yeah. And I've only been on it for like two weeks. So I like it much better. I like it. I thought about just scrapping social media altogether. I thought about just saying, hey, listen, we're a podcast. That's what we do.

Now we're gonna have a presence. We'll put out YouTube videos because there's at least somebody's paying attention out on the YouTube videos. But if we're gonna get really good at social media, I think we're gonna have to do a better job of making our profiles attractive. Like we gotta, we need some help.

We need some professional help, Chrissy. There are people out there. I found one. Okay. I was drawing on the internet. As you do. As I do. And I found a social media guru

who's gonna help us make our social media profiles more attractive. Thank you for doing the legwork on that. You're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome. It's what I do, Chrissy. I'm here to help. I'm like the Jerry Garcia of the commercial break.

What did you do to lean through? I'm noodling through. I don't give a shit about you. I'm not responsible for you. I refuse to put out a statement saying, stop coming to the commercial break. Tapings. Hey cats and kittens, welcome to the commercial break, inside the commercial break.

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You can put in your stash. We're going to hear about those sponsors now, and then we'll be back to this episode of the commercial break. The Chomp, first of all, who's clapping in this? Okay, just to point this out, this is a random human being on YouTube. This video has about 607 views, so you can tell the popularity of his social media. He doesn't seem to be taking his own advice. Yeah, he's, first of all, second of all, this guy is like mystery. He shows up in some, you know, hotel room, puts up a whiteboard as a plant.

Yeah, he has six people behind him clapping. About what? What's the clapping for? Well, good. Well, good. Well, good. Well, good. Well, good.

Well, good. Well, good. Well, good. Well, good. Well, good. Well, good. Well, good. Well, good. Well, good. Well, good. Well, wherever you are watching this. And yet, I wanna ask you one question. The energy that you put into online dating, like your online dating profile, does it match the energy that you put into being attractive on social media?

I see it all the time, especially nowadays with Facebook dating, with Facebook dating populates, your Facebook dating profile, based off your Facebook. And you'll see these like awkward pictures, really lame answers that people put. And your social media just doesn't make you attractive.

When you think about the celebrities and all the icons you know, you really realize that's a celebrity. Yeah, they got some b-roll footage of this celebrity. It's this guy. He's a little shirt. I, I think this guy is about to tell you without having watched you much of this video. I think this guy is about to tell us, without having watched too much of this video.

I think this guy is about to tell us, that we're supposed to fake everything on our profile to make us more attractive. Makes sense, I think that's what a lot of people do. Yeah. Have huge followings. They're attractive on social media. Some of my favorite things to look at,

like the Instagram models that do Instagram versus... Of course! Some of my favorite things to look at are big tits and tiny little bikinis. I'm Jack Jack and Offord, I'm gonna tell you out again 607 views on your next YouTube. Reality, and they take the same picture twice. One of them is rule the lighting and all the touch-ups

and the other one is them looking awkward and they just look like a normal human being. Every time I look at those, I don't think, ha ha, see that's a real regular normal person. I think, wow, there's a lot of effort that goes into being attractive on top. I think, wow, that's amazing.

How does you make yourself look so beautiful? What are those boobs and all that makeup? Social media. And then when I look at that, I think the reason that most people are unattractive on social media is because they're unwilling to put the effort in to make themselves more attractive. Oh my god.

To fake it. Yeah, they're unwilling to spend thousands of dollars to make fake pictures. Maybe that's why we don't have a social media presence. It's because we just don't ever give a shit. No. Yeah, I don't do my makeup before I come on the commercial break. I'm a bit with that. Little secret.

Now there's a phrase that people always say at this point. They don't want to guess what that phrase is. This is during life, is it real life? Where in the world? This is ridiculous. There's people in these like card tables. Yeah, there's seven people at a card table and they look bored. Did you think they paid to get in there? I don't think so.

He probably picked them off off the street, right? Yeah, please come and be a part of this video. Yeah. I'm faking this video. I'm trying to make this video look good. Life isn't real life. Why should I pretend to be someone I'm not? That's the phrase that we hear. Well, the simple answer is because most people

are lusting off the people who are portraying themselves in their best white. Ah, best white or fake light. Well, this guy is a classy ass hat. and their best white. Ah, best white or fake light. This guy's a classic ass hat. He says, yeah, best light means fake light. Right. Best light means, you know, I made it all up for Instagram

and he's encouraging you to do the same thing. I mean, it's so crazy, Kason Point, I see a friend of ours that we know that all the time, you know, looks like we know that all the time, looks like they are just having the time of their life, their jet in here, their everywhere. Scooby, dev, dev, dev, dev, dev, the positive, positive, those,

and all kinds of stuff, but yeah, behind closed doors, there are fucking shit show. There's nothing good going on in their lives. Now listen, that's also a very serious thing too. But I would pretty much think that any therapist or any sociologist or anyone who's paying attention to the social media phenomenon, which is everyone, would tell you to do the exact opposite. Trying to live up to crazy standards will drive you fucking crazy. That's why there's a big issue with Adolescent,

you know, because these kids are seeing things they can't live up to. This lights and Photoshop and everything. I know. I'm trying to make myself look like a 13 year old influencer on fucking TikTok. I feel like I'm never gonna be that. Not about who you're not.

That Instagram model is that Instagram model. They have spent time, energy and effort to know how to portray themselves in their best life. I am the same me that I always am, but when I look back at my Facebook and I look at my 10 year challenge, what I looked like 10 years ago and what I looked like today, I am far more attractive today than I was 10 years ago. Good for you, buddy. I think your dad bod would argue differently, but okay.

If I look up myself 10 years ago compared to 10 years before then I was more attractive 10 years ago than I was 20 years ago. My attractiveness has improved. In fact, I'm trying to avoid it. He's a massive child craftshard. It's a attractiveness. I love this. Let's see. Graff chart Tractiveness I love this

Wait, let's see It looks like a boner Look at my attractiveness it went up by six inches This guy is a class a Duke me wow what I look at myself my attractiveness went up like a hockey stick. Yeah. Is that why you're doing social media conferences to seven people who do not look interested in anything you have to say?

No. My social media, my personal post. It's a little graph chart that he's a jerk. He's your a circle, he's your half circle. He's your a boner, circle You're a boner basically Let me just goes up That is a conscious effort that I put in to make myself more attractive as time goes on I already know what 65 year old me looks like you guys don't know

I'll look better than ever. I'm gonna look like the most I'm getting younger as we speak I'm gonna look like the most... I'm getting younger as we speak. I'm like Benjamin Button. Well, I'm right in 3000. These are the magic of the photo, shall I? These results have been not guaranteed by the FDA. Because I'm going after the dosseki's most interesting man in the world. That is the look I'm starting it today.

I'm going up 65, that's the goal. I think that that's a pretty attractive man 65 traveling world doing crazy thing sword fighting on top of castles. I bet you're sword fighting on top of castles, bro What are you using as swords? The boner you just drew I mean The top of castles who's 65 and sword fighting on top of Who's 65 in sword fighting on top of a cat? What the fuck is that? I'm scooby diving with elephants.

Roce does. And I'm like, that's where I want to be when I'm 65 years old. I think I'm well-mouthing. So what I want to do is put together a photo shoot. Yeah. On a castle. So what I want to do is I want to buy a castle. I'm going to hire a whole set.

I got to find another 65 year old or the dick just as big as this one. And then we're gonna get up there and start swinging at each other. I mean, a person. I'm doing whatever Oc does. And I'm like, that's where I want to be when I'm 65 years old. I think I'm well on my way to that.

People that know me are like, yeah, Adam's kind of like already there. But Adam's a pretty much of an asshole. Yep. He sees an asshole. I got, he's put down me now. Well, I could see all the people that know Adam watching this going, what a fucking cock. He's not better looking than he was 10 years ago.

That's the goal. But this is a conscious effort. Every time I make an effort to make myself more attractive, it takes time and a GM commitment. Why is he putting bad B-roll footage in between these shots? It's a photo shoot, too. I know. I mean, I guess he's suggesting

that you need to get a professional photo shoot. A professional photographer for your Instagram. Which we did. Yeah, which we did do. I think we've used one of those pictures. They are good to be fair. They are good. But we used one of them.

Chrissy and I spent all afternoon with a guy and we walked in and he's like, what do you want to do? And we're like, you're the photographer dude. He's spent hours trying to make us like skinnier, healthier, less hungover. Didn't work. But around me that what should we do this, say to me, wow, you're so so amazing you do all these great things and You're so lucky. Wow. You're so amazing. You do all these great things You're well on your way to being the world's most interesting man Who's around him people he pays yeah, I know people like this Yeah, they have posse's they walk around with I go to these conferences some of these podcasters They have posse's's they walk around with I go to these conferences some of these podcasters They have posse's that they walk around with six or seven people holding their coffee and jotting down notes as they talk

They are swear to God. I swear it all it's holy There's one character in the industry that I know that just walks around and Every time that that person talks someone else is behind them jotting down notes someone is holding their coffee Someone's got their bag, someone is running to the next person to, hey, there's a so and so is coming back. Can you have a minute to talk? And it's like, oh my God, really?

It's fucking bad, Kaster. Let's not get it twisted. What we do here is unimportant, and every stretch of the word. That's true. There is nothing important about what we're doing. That's our entertainment only. Yeah, that's it. nothing important about what we're doing. That's it. But some people think they're important. I mean, listen, I guess if you're making

a hundred million dollars in Spotify, don't you know who I think I am better than most not as good as the best. That's the commercial break in a nutshell. If we ever start taking ourselves too seriously, please call us on our bullshit. Please. Please. You know, it's so fortunate to be in that situation. It's not luck, it's not fortune, it's hard work. It's not luck, it's not fortune, it's Daddy's credit card.

Of course it is. I'm on my third range over this month. Thanks, Daddy. Could I make my binky? If I water bottle my, thanks daddy. Okay. Could I make my pinky? If I water bottle. When it comes to my body, Bobby. Action. They're the people that everybody wants.

And it's not because they're beautiful. It's not because they're attractive. Yes it is. Yes it is. It's because of the effort they put in. No, it's not. No one gives a shit. No one looks at Instagram and goes,

wow, that's a lot of effort you put in. I'm, that's, and I got a chubby over all that effort. I mean, come on. I don't sit around looking at it. Hot Instagram models and thinking about all the effort they put in. Yeah.

That shows the result of them being attractive. So, when it comes to yourself and your social media profile, you gotta ask yourself, what does your social media profile say about you? Once upon a time, social media wasn't as important as it is today. Nowadays, I like to think of it as your life resume.

If somebody wants, wow, dude. Did you have to, I guess, I was gonna come up with that great interpretation of life in general. Once upon a time, social media wasn't that important, but now it's your life's resume. If that's my life's resume, I haven't been alive since 21.

I died in the pandemic. Give you a job. If somebody wants to date you, if somebody wants to hang out with you, be your friend, your social media is one of the first things I'll look at. I really like this person, they're super cool. Let me check out their social media.

Let me do it on the social media. Wait. Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait You put zero to little effort into your photographs on Instagram. I'm really disappointed by your life's resume. I gotta go and do nothing around with effortless losers. You're like, wow, that's a weird phone call. Who's Brian? When somebody meets you, it's very common to trade Instagram, Snapchat, Facebook, whatever. And then they'll go through it and they'll look back over the last couple of months to see what kind of person you are.

They'll see how you vote, they'll see how you treat people online, they'll see all sorts of things about you. So if you want to portray yourself in your best light possible and be as attractive as possible, it makes sense. Why? Why? That's what he's telling you to do. He's telling you to do.

He's telling you to lie. Exactly. Don't be honest. portray yourself as something you're not because that's gonna make you more attractive. But don't worry about the lying part. It's the effort you put in that they'll appreciate. Exactly, yes.

I was paid photograph. I'm not a 23 year old millionaire with a huge cock. But I put a lot of effort into pretending I was. It's okay, honey. I still think you're super hot. It's all that effort. To develop an attractive social media profile. So when it comes to social media,

there's some key elements that we need to look at about your profile. Can you stop with all the fucking music, dude? Could you stop with all the fucking music, dude? Could you stop with all the kids? That's it. Tinnin' in, tinnin' in. Your life is changing while you're listening to Adam. He's telling you how to be a better person by line.

He's Adam, the liar. Ha-ha-ha. Well, I'm gonna make you naturally more attractive. The first. Let's see what he does here. Is photos? The second. Oh, posts.

Dude, what is this guy as a whiteboard so he can write words that he's saying down. I hate these type of people. Photos. Yeah, and by the way, God, I'd never would have thought of that. He's writing in Sanskrit. He doesn't even have He's telling me how to do it first you take POST him I mean light bulb mode. We have been posting and then we've been taking the photos Check out this great photo from the photo shoot and then three weeks later the photo

That's all I was taught. Yeah, God for Adam photo code. That's all I was taught. Thank God for Adam. Yeah, he posts first. Take the photo second. Thank God for Adam and his whiteboard. We wouldn't know how to light everyone on Instagram. He's Adam the liar. He's your about your description, wow, we're getting deep. I mean, he's giving us, he's unlocking the key. Yeah, however much we paid for this, double it. This is great information. You're about, you're about, but lie. Yeah, exactly. Tell the truth.

Put effort into lying on that part. These are what I would consider things that make you attractive on social media. I've actually seen situations where you look through somebody's social media and as you go through it, you realize that all they do is push themselves. They're an idiot. Yeah, it doesn't take me long to figure that one out. Communicate or type or text and those profiles are kind of boring.

Like you kind of lose interest in them. You really want to be nasty. Yeah, because real life is not all that interesting. Wake up, shit, shower, shave, do it again tomorrow. I mean, come on. Occasionally on Saturday, I climb Stone Mountain like 300 other people taking the same fucking photograph. What do you want me to do?

Adam. You take out the mountain and pretend I'm Superman. Look, I've learned how to fly today. You need to have all four of these things in line. So we're gonna tackle each one of these separately and we're gonna talk about what you could do to make each one optimized. Wow, someone actually paid this guy for this course.

This is insane, I hope not. No. I hope not. I hope these are people just off the street that actually got $100 just for sitting through his bullshit. Yeah, but if you have to be taught how to make a post on Instagram, you should not be on Instagram.

I mean, we all learn at some point, but if you can't figure that out in like 10 minutes, you're my mom. Yeah. Hi Ryan. I'm twatting. Okay mom, did you get my twat message? No, I did not mom. Oh, I thought I sent two of them. You did? Yeah, what did you send them to? I'm not sure.

I pressed the button that sent me. So we'll start with photos. There are a couple of key elements that make photos look good. One, you need to be the subject of the... One, you need to have a completely different body double your ugly You go into a field First fast for 24 to 72 days Second workout hard for 24 to 72 days Third get a body double you're still ugly Auto if you're taking pictures of your food, of landscapes, and you're not in them, then you're missing out on a huge opportunity. You need to be in every picture on your Facebook,

or on your Instagram, or at least in the majority of them. It's even better if that picture is further away, not because you don't want to be close to the picture, but because it makes you seem more like a subject, like a star of a movie, or the subject. What is the good fuck? Where did this guy learn? It's he made this up on all of his own.

I'm dying to know what his actual touch of media looks like. We should look this up. I don't eat, I wish I, Adam. Here he's showing somebody that up a hot air balloon and expert I want you to get up at that air balloon to go 7,000 feet in the sky. I'm gonna take a picture of you. It's gonna be a movie star Let's see Adam's social media expert here. Let's see if we can

Is it I think it's Adam Gray? I think is his name. And he's a social media. Yeah, you're right. We have to know, oh no, that's definitely not him. This guy's 72 years old. Now that's him. Yeah. That one. He's just putting it effort. He's just putting it effort. Okay, here I'll let this play and I'll see if I can find it. The modeling shoot. Meaning you need somebody else to take your picture for you. Now there's a couple of ways to doing this. One is get used to the selfie timer,

hit the selfie button, put it over there and take a picture yourself. The other way to it is just ask a friend, take pictures of you. But no matter what, even if I take a picture of myself. Yeah, you can just be that annoying friend. Take a picture of me. Yeah, be that absolutely obnoxious.

Take a picture of me. I ain't opposed it, I ain't opposed it. I know, okay, here we go. Hold on one second. Uh, I think I know. Okay. Here we go. Hold on one second. I think I got him here. As the dating coach.

Has the dating coach. He's a dating coach too? Yeah. He's a dating coach too. Oh, yeah. Trust me. There's a lot of work. This is this guy's going to be with us for a long time.

Ask the dating coach is such an, ask the dating coach.com. Here we go. I just have to find out. He wants me to join his mailing list. Adam Lyons is his name. Okay. Now we'll go to Adam. This is, I guarantee he has 125,000 followers, none of which interact with his posts.

Let's watch this. Adam Lyons, social media expert. Let's see here He doesn't even have an Instagram what that's crazy. No, he doesn't have it on his page How do you how are you gonna be giving social media experts and then you don't even have a page here? Like that clicks through to this. Okay, wait, hold on, I found it, I found it. All right, here it is. Nope, that is also definitely not him.

He's a creative sorcerer. Ha! Ha! Ha! All right. Okay, we'll look it, I'll look it up and I'll find out. But I guarantee this guy has His social media posts must be wild. Yeah, I can't wait to see wild

To the picture if I could because the more you show a picture of yourself with the food the more attractive you're gonna be No, that doesn't mean no, that's not right. That's not right. That's not right at all. I've ever told you the story I've ever told you the story about the Lonely Fans girl on my Facebook. Let me explain for those of you who haven't been around since episode number two. And episode number two, I explained that the entire T-sense of the pandemic, since the pandemic has started. I understand sex work is working,

I'm not making fun of that. That's not what I'm making fun of, please understand me. But Lonely Fans, only fans, who is a big source of revenue for a lot of people, and especially during the pandemic, and especially a lot of females who had some measure of fandom, and then they would go and take, you know, risque photographs and they would put them up and people would pay them good money for that. People are making hundreds of thousands of dollars that way. We're soon going to be doing that with our

feet. Yes, I'm soon going to be doing that with my feet. I might, we've up to my penis if things go well. I'm just sharing that. I'm gonna show the Adam Curve. This girl, all she was doing on her Facebook for months and months and months, we're showing risky photos in rather revealing lingerie. And we're talking like the kind of lingerie that shows your nipples in your whole chucha, right?

There's no covering up whatsoever. Yeah, it's totally sheer, it's not in my style. It's not my style. She wasn't my style. I wouldn't, I don't, you know, it wasn't my thing, I wouldn't have paid. But what she would do to beat the algorithm is she would build a story,

and that story would have two pictures of her eating some kind of food, which was absolutely disgusting. No one wants to see that food in your fucking mouth. And then some, and then some picture of her nipple and then back to some picture of the food. It was gross, don't do that. Don't put yourself in food photographs.

I don't have pictures of just my food up on social media because I absolutely do, but it's a rarity. I'm far more likely to put a picture of myself. It's what I mean at the top of the mountain. Yeah. Not hungry. I'm the world's most interesting man. Everyone wants to see me in the photographs.

Hey, it's me. Take a picture of me. I like to find a balance, so I don't look completely vain. I like to find a balance between really vain and absolutely vain. Somewhere in there, it's just mainly vain. Yeah. Oh my God, I can't believe he's actually putting this on video.

Yeah, no I can't. But still, you've got to make sure that you're appearing your pictures at least somewhat frequently. Another key element that's going to make your pictures look more attractive is get them freshly done. Like, something that is really fun to do, especially nowadays, is if you've got a friend with a DSLR camera, hire them once a month, pay them 50 bucks to come out with you and take some pictures. I'm not so tall. First of all, good luck signing up,

photographer for 50 bucks. My son wouldn't take your photographs for 50 bucks and he's four. He'd be like, hey, Dan, what's up? Give me a hundo, let's go. No, no. Yeah. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Oh. Hey. Hey, Brian. I'll put you 50 bucks if you come to a field with main takes and pictures. Hey, what you think of 50 bucks to shove it up your ass? I could make- It takes $50 to fill up your gas tank. Yeah, I could take one picture of me and chicken pot pie on only fans and make a hundred.

It doesn't even fill up your gas tank. It doesn't buy a gallon of milk these days, 50 bucks. What's this guy talking about? First of all, second of all, you don't want to seem to vein, but you want to hire a photograph, a photographer every 30 days to take new photographs of you. You're not getting that much better looking by with age. Fine, I'm from the DSL camera. I think first of all, very few people have those now. That's right. Let's be real. Our phone is our DSL. If the person does have the DSL come camera, they're not interested. They're not interested for 50 bucks.

Yeah, they're not doing it in 50 bucks and they're not interested in taking your social media photographs. Yeah, they already hate doing those weddings. They want to be some high-brow photographers showing their work in New York. They don't want to take your social media fucking photograph. How did the green shoes go with the brown pants? Can I see your portfolio? Well, yes, this is when I took bronze. This is an 80-year picture. Wow, there's like thousands of photographs in here. Yeah, 99% of Brian's Instagram pictures. Brian hired me once. This is Brian and hot air balloon. This is Brian eating hot dog, but from far away. So it seems like he's famous It's Brian in the mirror Brian in the mirror again Brian showing himself again in the mirror Here's Brian going out on Friday night. He didn't really go out. He just dressed up. There's Brian going out on Saturday night

I had to get him up for that photograph. Here's Brian doing Sunday brunch, but it's really in his back porch with his kids. He's still single by the way, but I got $5,000 out of it. That's a gives me 50 bucks every time. This is honing in on your skill. Yeah, honing in on my social media skills. You got to spend it to make it if you know what I mean.

I'm going to be an influencer as soon as I get over that 500 follower mark. It's they say the first three are the hardest. But official just a friend with a good camera. You give them 50 bucks they get to practice using a brand new camera. They spent a couple of thousand dollars on loan using that. I don't really help. Yeah, that's great news Adam. That's great news Adam.

Wow, this is a really well thought out course here, bud. First of all, second of all, how much did daddy pay to rent that hotel room? Because I can guarantee that's what's going on here. What do you think? Trust fund or daddy? Something. Yeah. You get some really cool pictures. And if you did that once a month, once a quarter, once a year, at least get a variety of pictures. I'm just picturing to like me looking to you know insert me like oh that's timing here yeah right got a new 30 pictures wait if I think about it I actually know somebody who does this somebody watched this video I actually know

I think that's what I'm talking about you know what I'm talking about oh shit sorry we're not making fun. It's, you know, do what you want to do. God bless you. Now I realize I'm making direct fun of one of my friends because they absolutely do this. And now I'm thinking about it, it's really funny. But God bless, you know, you get to a certain age.

You need a photographer to make you look good. Yeah. Thanks. And you're gonna look great. And stop with the fucking inspirational music in the background. This is not inspirational. No. And then the last element, if I could give it to you is this, it's this word. Candid.

Your candid pictures. The candid picture is one way you're not looking at it. The candid one where you got a photographer. That's right. The candid photographer. Yeah. The candid photographer sets it up. Yeah, I know I always think when When asked her and I get that once a year a obligatory family Photograph shit and a good thing. She's like let's just take a couple candidates and I'm like no, this is candid

Candid means off the top means I did it on accident Means I'm not putting it, you know, I'm not setting it all up. The truth is, I'm standing here with you for seven hours and I'm fucking son trying to get my son to shut up. I look fat, ugly guy, dark circles. I don't wanna take anymore photographs. Chrissy and I did a photo shoot under duress. It's a drag affair. It's very rare for the,

any of the actors to look directly into the camera. They'll look around the actors look directly into the camera. They'll look around to everything except directly down the camera. Oh, that just means candid is when you just look away from directly at the camera. Yeah, like you're just looking away. Yeah, they'll look away, Sean, which is, yeah. Over there, over here, the one where you're just

staring off in here. By the way, that's all my photographs, because I can't stand looking at the picture, so I just turned my head. I'm looking at something. So if you ever see a photograph of me looking at something, I'm really not looking at anything. More mustard experience. That means most of us used to sing celebrities. Who? Don't look at the camera. And so what we want to do is make sure Somebody got done. Some ones of teachers, Pat. Someone's been studying. Oh my god, they can't. Don't look at the camera.

Are we done yet over here? You said you were going to serve us lunch. We've been here for three hours. That is often as possible. We get pictures where we're not looking directly at the camera. I actually have a friend of mine that will set up a selfie camera and then not look at the camera and do an activity and set it so it'll take like 20 pictures of themselves at a distance.

And the brilliant, brilliant, this man is genius. Set up a selfie timer, then look away and do an activity and take like 20 pictures of yourself. Who's your friend? Who's your friend, sir? He needs his own Wikipedia page. Someone signed him up for Nobel Peace Prize. He's got the candid down on it.

He's set up his candid. We'll go back through, pick the one that's good. That's the one that goes off on social media. So That's how you get good photos. And this should be a conscious effort. If I was gonna give you a task, I would say for the next month, go through and make sure you upload one picture, everything that comes in there.

Here comes more music, goddamn, this is stupid. That follows this process. It's one where you're not holding the camera. And it's a candid picture. Also, I'm a little bit about lighting. Smile. You're on candid camera. Ha ha ha. Also, a little bit about lighting. Smile. You're on Gennig Gamer. Ha!

I get there's 800 and 600 and some odd people that watch this video. I wonder how many of them have taken this advice. And I bet we could spot them if we went through their Instagram page. They've been looking away from the camera. He says, learn a little bit about lighting. A little bit of a little bit of lighting.

Okay, we're getting the good stuff. Oh, the internet, which is just post area. And then they'll take a picture of themselves, but they're in shadow because they can see the light and they assume it's on them, but that's not necessarily true. So just understand that. That silly beginners.

Silly, lying beginners. They need to learn how to lie better. Right. Yeah, right. Sharks on them, jokes on them, they've got a shadow. Jokes on them, they've got a shadow. They think they've got this bullshit down, but they do not. They need much more experience faking life before they'll actually know how to live. And sometimes it makes sense to spin in a circle until the camera looks good and you can see that you and the background are both easily to be safe. Oh yeah, I'm going to spin in a circle until the camera looks good and you can see that you and the background are both easily to be seen. Oh yeah, I'm gonna spin in a circle before I take my picture.

Fuck it hates selfies. I'm never gonna spin in a circle, Chrissy. The second you see me spinning in a circle with a selfie. Ugh. Can you just see me like... That's some industry conference, or just like spinning around in circles. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, a judgey. A lot of us say, of freedom of speech. Out stupidly vain. Judge you. Who gives a shit what people think about you? I know.

I mean, I guess that's kind of the point of putting stuff on social media is so that other people can figure out stuff about you or you wouldn't put it on social media. But honestly, who gives, don't give a shit about what people think about you. There's a saying that I've had for a long time ago. Saying I've had for a long time.

What you think of me is none of my business. Exactly. Period and descent. Whether it's good or bad or indifferent, it's none of my fucking business. That's why reading reviews on this podcast is like my least favorite thing to do because honestly, I mean, I care if I want you to laugh. I hope that in a moment in time I'm giving you some relief from your stressful day or I gave you a giggle and that made you feel good. But would you really think about me? I don't care. That protects me from all the bad reviews.

Exactly. That way of thinking protects my little feelings. Right, whatever I want, it's my voice. That's not actually true. Most social media platforms have rules about what you can and can't post. It's not a public forum. It is a private company and they do get to monitor what you say. So if they have guidelines,

I wish they monitored a little bit more of what people say. Yeah, I feel like. I mean, that means people are getting crazy on these things. Yeah. And the best thing that I can suggest is only do positive posts.

If you go back through every social media post I've made and they'll ask goodness knows how many years. She's so excited to read that. There's more stock photography of some girl that's really excited to read some posts. She's like, whoa, yeah. Going to burn down the skin capital today. Happy Joy. Even with bad things have happened in my life, I often write positive things about it. I try to find the silver lining in anything. Because why not find that hard to believe, Adam? Your whole life is manufactured, bro.

A therapy session. It's not a place for me to vent. It's a place for me to inspire and to help others, and that's the whole point. So you've really inspired Chrissy and I. You've inspired Chrissy and I to do a bunch more videos on you. It's gonna always be positive. If you can do that, your attractiveness will go through the roof.

You're about, again, when people write and about, they'll often be dismissive. People tend to write like, I don't know what to write here, so I just wrote some random crap about me. If you start like, I don't know what to write here, so I just wrote some random crap about me. If you start with, I don't know what to write here. And literally means he's don't like me. Who is that, Johnny Depp from The Matrix?

You go to youtube.com slash the commercial break and watch the actual video. He is literally putting, he's put inspirational music behind all of his talking, which is absolutely obnoxious. You should never do that. Second of all, unless you're actually talking about something inspirational. Second of all, he is interspersing all of these

stock clips that make no sense with what he's talking about. Right now we're looking at a guy who's got sunglasses on and in those sunglasses, something spinning around. I don't know, it's so stupid. I think I got his fingers on his chin. He's very pensive, yeah. This is the point where you're supposed to let people know about yourself.

If I was gonna do it, and I was gonna do it. I address it. One, two, five. I'll pull right in. Come on now. Come steal all of everything that's in my house when I post about going on vacation. That's right, we're gonna be in Disney World

from the 7th or the 13th. Right, this is where I live. My, the code to my nest is 7, 7, 4, 5. Feel free to come on by. Take a look at my Instagram, photographs. And the easiest way to an FAQ would actually be to start with a positive post on your social media.

I'd be like, hey guys, if you could ask me anything about myself, what would you ask? Oh my God, who are these people? If someone on my fucking Facebook wrote, hey guys, if you could ask me anything in myself, what would you ask? Oh my god, who are these people? If someone on my fucking Facebook wrote, hey guys, if you could ask me anything in the world, what would it be? I'd be like, can you shut up for two seconds? About yourself? Cause no one likes you! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha it out. It's because you make stupid posts like this one. Oh my god. Adam. Oh, sorry, Adam.

Adam, Adam, Adam. Buddy, buddy, buddy. You're one of my new favorites, dude. And we'll get back to this. I'm sorry, I know I got to cut it short, but we can't go on forever and ever, because then people don't listen. And then we're just basically talking to them. We used to do like hour and a half episodes right at the beginning of the show. Oh, dead. Yeah, like episode one through six, but we quickly found out that after 52 minutes, people just went away. So we were doing 52 minutes of content for everybody. Well, not everybody, three people.

And then we were doing 42 minutes of content for nobody. Yeah. So Chrissy and I made a promise to each other. We did. We won't go too mall. Yeah, but we'll try and get through the video or the clip if we can and I'm gonna find his Instagram Yeah, we got to find his Instagram. We'll come back to we'll make a social media week here on the commercial How's that? I got some check-talk videos. I got some Instagram videos. We'll post about it social media week I'm gonna get my emotional water bye-bye. Yeah. And then we'll get back to social media. Oh my God, so much fun! Go to tcbpodcast.com.

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