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Episode Date: November 9, 2022

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I'm sorry, not everybody fits in the bad bitch genre. It's a genre. Not everybody fits in the rasta. On this episode of the commercial break, there is a person that has been sitting on the floor that has not one, not two, not three, not four, five cat carriers between a couple, five cat carriers. They all have cats. You can hear them, yeah, five cat carriers between a couple, five cat carriers, they all have cats.

You can hear them, meow, five cat carriers, yeah. Yeah. Cause guess what? They will come. Unfortunately for me, she came and I'm off. What girl, are we talking about sex? Are we talking about sex? She came and I'm off.

I'm doing a couple of lines off of the strippers' dits. Don't worry about that. That means I'm- That's men stuff. Fun, yes, man stuff. That's right, Chris, you got it. As my only female fan, you're understanding or I'm putting down.

Make yourself look as fake as possible, because that's the only way you're getting the Frankie B. rights wife. Actually, I said- You're self in front of a church. I've been chewing. Glammed up. And that's the supposed to be true.

That's right. I want to see you getting baptized. With Makeup on. That's how we do it. The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now. The cast again is welcome back to The Commercial break on Brian Green. This is my dear friend and co-host Kristen Joy, hopefully best to you, Chrissy. And that's the Ryan. Holy shit, best to you out there in the podcast universe.

All the hell are ya, thanks for joining us on yet another episode of this The Commercial Break. It's not for everyone, but fact news are fiction. Instagram guaranteed in 30 seconds or less. So you got that going for you. Go to the tcvpodcast.com website to collect your earnings. I just got back from LA. I took the red eye there. I took the red eye back. I was there for like a total of 40 hours.

By the way. I actually like them. I actually like the red eye much better than I like flying during the day. Because everyone's calm. The only thing I don't like about the overnight flights, and this is a fact. It's proven, you can read about it, is that the pilots turn the air conditioning

to a ridiculous low to put everybody to sleep. They want us to date everybody, right? And so they turn off all the lights and they put that air conditioning on 38 degrees, so you're fucking freezing cold by the time you get. It's not gonna go that. Yeah, this is a cup and it goes through three different orders from right now.

This is how it went down. So, ready? I am taking the 1030 out of Atlanta going to LAX. So, I get there at the appropriate time. I'm like one of those guys that I don't like to sit at the airport for too long. Me either. So, I get there.

Absolutely not. An hour max before the flight. I got clear, I go through, you know, the whole thing. So, we get up there and you're supposed to start boarding at 10, 10, whatever. Yeah. So we get up there and you're supposed to start boarding a 10, 10, whatever. Yeah. So 10-10 comes and goes. There's one gate agent.

Everyone's standing there for the ceremonial, you know, ceremonial... Who's in line? Like, you're kind of jocking for position. The game of thrones. In an action to get into the plane when everybody knows they're going on the same fucking plane. And you have an assigned seat. You have an assigned seat and you have an now because so many people are dumb fucking shitheads. They now have zones so you can appropriately identify when the right time to stand up and get into your plane is. That's right. However,

people in this country are suffering from mild intelligence at best and common sense most of us have not of it. Right? And others, and I'm guilty sometimes too. I get all nervous too. I'm like, oh shit, I'm supposed to get up and I'm supposed to sit down. What do I do? 10, 10 comes and goes.

Nothing. Not a word from the gate agent. Not a word. 10, 25 comes and goes. Not a fucking word. But now I see a technician heading for the plane. And I'm like, oh no, god damn it. Because any time you get a technician that goes on a plane

with a bunch of tools and equipment, you know you're in there for the long haul. Yeah, you're delayed. So finding the gate agent said something, a 1035 at five minutes after the flight's supposed to take off And I'm like midnight Fuck so now everyone's up. They're all to pacing around all the idiots sit time out of the bar Time to head to the bar, right? We're all just kind of sitting there. They're all to pacing around all the idiot sit time out of the bar time to head to the bottom right we're all just kind of sitting there They're open. They're not giving us any information basically what the what the guy said and all the the garbledness

was I can't tell you what's going on management will be out in a little while But we're expecting the flight to now take off at midnight So I'm like yeah, there's something wrong with the plane Yeah, in this time I see a couple of the airline with the plane. In this time, I see a couple of the airline stewardesses coming in and out of the plane and talking to the one gate agent, but they're talking like they're upset. They're flight attendants.

What's that? The flight attendants. Yeah, the attendants. What did I say? Stewardesses. Oh, stewardesses. I'm sorry about that. Steward, stewardesses, flight attendants.

The attendants. Yes. They're talking to the gate agent, but they're all upset. They're like, you know, they can just tell. They're whispering, but they're upset. So now 11.30 comes and it goes. And no one says a word to us. We're supposed to, I know. I know I'm like, holy shit.

So now I'm looking for other flights. Now the decision comes. Should I leave, go home, get four hours of sleep and get back up to get the six o'clock in the morning, six, 13 in the morning flight, should I stay and roll the dice? And I can do either without any charge, so I can move the flight.

I decide the best thing to do is just stay for one more round. Like one more hour, and if it gets into the one 30. Baby, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, In between this pause, I am noticing that there are a number of people that are in wheelchairs. And one lady in a wheelchair is not sitting, like all the wheelchairs are lined up ready to go down the gangway. But there's one lady that's kind of off in the middle of the area. But now that everyone's sat down, you can clearly see this lady. Her head is tilted back all the way. Mouth open, jar flies, mouth open, drool coming out of her, right?

She's taking a nap. Oh, she's taking a nap. Like the kind of nap you take after half a bottle of chat, she is a hot mess. So in this period of time, I've noticed her, and then at some point she starts stirring, right? Her head starts moving, she gets up, her head falls down to her chest,

she has flip flops, they're not on, her feet are just like dangling there off the thing. They all bare feet in the airport. So she starts to bend down to go grab one of her shoes, Chrissy, I have never seen anybody so intoxicated and moving at the same time. And when she leans down to the chair. Are you sure? Because we worked to clear church. Yes, sure. I take that back. Four out of the seven managers had clear church. That's three things that saved her. Yeah.

She leans over to grab her shoe and she just goes like a little, like she was about to do a summer salt but she goes straight into her head. So a number of us run and we go to grab her, right? And the lady who was supposed to be attending to her is like chatting it up with the gate agent. Now she comes over, now we're all,

and we're like, hey, what's going on with this lady? You gotta get an ambulance, and she goes, we've already called the police. She's not on this flight, but they told us to keep her here. And I was like, wait, oh no, she's not on this flight, but you're just keeping some drunk lady here and a wheelchair. Yeah. She's too, I was like, you gotta call for an ambulance. She didn't even need the wheelchair, I mean, she's not on this flight, but you're just keeping some drunk lady here and a wheelchair. Yeah. She's too, I was like, you got to call for an ambulance.

She didn't even need the wheelchair. I mean, she did, but she would not have needed it if she'd been sober. No, not at all. They just stuck her into the wheelchair. They stuck her into the wheelchair. I guess in lieu of an ambulance, they stuck her into wheelchair,

but this lady is clearly half of her blood is vodka. I mean, she is, and you can smell it. It's nasty. Like, it's coming out of her mouth. She's like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Okay, so we sit her back down and I'm like, me and a couple other people, a couple of ladies are like, hey, you gotta call an ambulance for the lady.

Like, this is not a normal level of intoxication. Yeah. She could pass out right here, throw up in her mouth. You don't know, you don't want to be responsible for that. And she goes, I'm telling you, the reason why she's here is because she got off of a flight And she was so drunk she couldn't walk they had to carry her out of the flight and the police told me to leave her here They would be back and I'm like okay, it's been it's been two hours, you know, she goes

I don't know what you want me to do I've got you know I told them and I was like okay I got it. You don't want to do anything extra for this lady. I understand Meanwhile, this lady starts stirring again. And when she starts stirring again, she manages to get up and Chrissy. I want you to imagine like a big circle, right? I want you to imagine a big open area in the airport that tile and olium floor. She's sitting, she's over in the gate area and on the opposite side, maybe 50 feet away is the doggie urination, PPP Pupu place for the pets. Like we're at the end of the terminal.

Yeah, you take your dog in there, they shit, they get to the end of the, they get around. Are those the old smoking rooms? Probably, they fucking killed the smokers for the doggie shit shits. Never really got a fucking dog on the plane now. It drives me crazy. Anyway, whatever it doesn't matter.

This lady gets up from the gate area and she does a circle. I want a 360 trying to catch herself. You know what I'm saying? That drunk stomach. She's walking or attempting to walk. She's dead to the wheelchair. She's in slow motion falling,

but she's managing to keep herself afloat by just running in a circle, right? She's like trying to catch herself. And there are people that are standing up and trying to get her too, but she's not, but she's alluding us. She runs in one large circle, stumbling the entire way, trying to catch herself. You know she's going down. She's just managing to propel herself with gravity right now by doing a circle. What is like, what is, what's carnival things for you? You get up against the wall with it, you know, faster you go.

That's what she's doing. Like the gravetron? Yeah, like the gravetron. She's doing her own gravetron. She runs in one big 360 degree circle and then she goes straight into the doggy door. She just hits into the doggy door and falls down. Oh my God, but at least you had some entertainment

while you were waiting. It was highly entertaining. I was just having a ball. I mean, poor lady, but I was having clearly she had a problem. But anyway, we pick her back up. We throw her in the wheelchair and then a number of, a security officer comes over.

A number of people escort her away as fast as possible. Because then she was like, go go throw up. Everyone was like, no, don't spew. Oh God. Wow. What a clock in the morning. Finally, we're getting on the plane.

And what we understand from now, from piecing things together, because no one's telling us shit, is that we actually didn't not fly because of something that was wrong on the plane. There was possibly something wrong on the plane, but the real reason why we got the laid so long is because one of the flight attendants walked off the plane.

They didn't want to fly. So they literally quiet quit while we were all sitting there waiting for somebody. And they couldn't. That's why the other flight attendants were pissed. That's why they were all were upset. They could and they had to wait for another flight attendant to be that was willing to do the job. It come on.

At that hour, too. At that hour, too. It's like one o'clock in the fucking morning. On a Tuesday, too? Wasn't it like on a Tuesday. Oh, it's on a Tuesday, yeah. And so now I'm gonna be in LA at like three o'clock in the morning, but here is what,

here is the main point of the story, Chrissy. At some point, another gate agent comes. And this lady looks, acts, and has swagger, like Jackie fucking bram. Nice. And I am like, fuck yeah, this lady looks, X, and has swagger, like Jackie fucking bram. Nice. And I am like, fuck yeah, this lady. And she gets on there. Attention all people, waiting to get to LAX from Atlanta, like 3133.

We're now going to start boarding. And when we board, we're going to board as quickly and as calmly as possible. We want to get you to LA, and we also need to wrap up the night. So here's what we're going to board as quickly and as calmly as possible we want to get you to LA and we also Need to wrap up the night. So here's what we're gonna do I'm gonna call the zones and only when your zone is called are you going to She was like in charge, Chrissy. I love this right now. I'm gonna pre-board people who need help getting down the gangway and only people who need That is not include you getting down the gangway and only people who need it. And that does not include you, junkie.

Oh, I can't fit. Stay away. Now that we've got to go back to the pet, go back to the pet area. I'm starting with pre-boarding. Let's start with pre-board now. OK, so there's a line of wheelchairs, and they get it, right?

And if you are with someone in a wheelchair, you do not go down the gangway. Let the attendance taker down, takes them down, and then you can go in on your seat and you're assigned boarding seat. So some ladies trying to like follow her son she's doing this all on the on the intercom. Ma'am ma'am ma'am did you hear what I just said stand back please get back. The mom's like wait that's my son your son's going to be fine he's going 50 yards down we'll be okay I promise. And I'm like oh yeah shit yeah this is awesome I'm going to watch this.

Yeah. There have been there's a person that has been sitting on the floor that has not one, not two, not three, not four, five cat carriers between a couple, five, cat carriers, they all have cats. You can hear them yelling, five cat carriers. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

You can tell the Xanax is wearing out for whatever, because the more we wait, the more frustrated the cats get So they get up and they're trying to go do you know you need help down the go? What's wrong with you? Why do you need to get down there? What's what's the pre-board and the guy you can hear you can't really hear the guy But you know it's like the cats I got the cat I said people who need help getting down the gangway I didn't say cats who need help getting down the game way i didn't say cats who need help getting down the game way stand back going when you're see one year's seat is called sir when you see it's called and i'm like oh my gosh hell yeah i will now take military and active i

didn't say children i said military and active duty she did this the entire time young guy walks up and the military and active duty he hands hands her her the ticket. She looks at I need to see an ID son and he's like Well shows she he's like, oh man. And she's like, let's see the ID, please military ID He did This is a driver's license. Third. I say anywhere here your military sit back down Oh wow, this is amazing. This is so much fun. She did this and I was in zone two or whatever, right?

And I wasn't even thinking about getting up until zone two was like, I want to be the last person in zone two to go. She did this. I would want to be the last person actually walking on the plane. That's right, I just loved this. I thought this is the way you fucking do it. Because it's got not a control. Everyone gets up and everyone bum rushes everyone else and cuts in front of line and people get upset

and people get angry. Yeah, I've noticed this about me. I am one of these people that I would love to just breeze right up. Almost everybody's on the flight already. I don't care from the last person on. I really don't. I have an assigned seat.

I like it better when the last person. In fact, I've had the people call me Kristen Brantford You're one of those ones. Yeah. And I will call for Kristen Joy Brantford like 101 to Atlanta last like for Kristen Joy Brantford So I like it like that this lady was was so awesome because I agree that with her, and she didn't say this, but I knew it was just so. Trying to get onto a plane.

Shitcho, can we agree amongst the walkway treaty of 2021? I think it's when we saw it. We'll do an amendment. We'll do an amendment, and that could be the airplane walkway treaty of 2022. Can we all agree? They're born waiting and they'll be waiting. Yeah. Let the people that need extra time let them go first. 22. Can we all agree? They're porn waiting and they'll be waiting. Yeah.

Let the people that need extra time let them go first. Let the children go second. Military act of duty, I agree with that. Let them go third. And then everyone else just fucking chill. Sit in your goddamn seat or stay wherever you're standing until it's time for your number to be called. There's no need to eat, there's no need.

There's no need to even stand. Well, I can understand if there's not enough seats and you're like standing against the wall. No, but you know what I do is I go across the other way. Yeah, the other side where there are seats I'm I just keep an eye on things. Okay, is there a vice-pond? That's why you get called ever I'm like I'm here No worries That's Chris you could joy brands for there co-host extraordinaire

making everybody late And I just thought this was so lovely. I really I Wasted take it a little video. I wish I had to but I'm not that quick on my feet Yeah, I just was enjoying what I was watching I got into LA at like 3 30 in the morning I get to the car rental place. I've rented like a whatever, a corolla, or whatever I did, right? Yeah. And I, there's one person in the entire car rental place

for these five- Oh, I'm sure that hour. Budget, thrifty, whatever they are, right dollar, they're all together and the same thing. I go up there and I present my ID and she's like, I got a minivan. I'm like, you got a what? And she's like, I got a minivan.

And I'm like, wait, you got a minivan, you got a minivan for me or you have a minivan and I'm like wait you got a mini I know you got a minivan for me or you have a minivan is her what are we saying here and she's like well You're supposed to pick the car up at 12 and so you know somebody else took the last Mid-size whatever and I'm like you got to be fucking kid me all you got is minivans She's like they're pretty nice minivans. I'm like I don't give a shit. I'm not driving to minivan You got anything else and she's like I I got a Mustang that hasn't been washed yet. But I'm like, take it. The Mustang.

Take it. Yeah. And I hate driving those Mustaches, man. They're just like, they're not very comfortable cars for me. And so anyway. So taking them in, man. I'm driving in the middle of, I'm driving from LAX to Burbank, which is like not the shortest drive. It's like a 45-minute

drive. No traffic and there is no traffic. It is pouring down rain. They haven't had rain in seven years and Brian shows up and it's like just a monsoon going. They made rain for LA. They made rain for LA. That's a widespread panic song of anybody wants to look up the band widespread panic adfield that's right so i had the experience of driving in the rain when no one else in the city has ever experienced rain because they don't get rain you would think that land is the same way except we do get right and they'll act like they've never seen it dumb dumb they put on their hazards they slow down to ten or they're driving 105. Exactly. The trucks are just all over the road.

Spray. Spray going everywhere. I mean, it's just, it's fucking awful. My favorite is. There's a hundred rags. No matter which direction you're going in. It's like, it's like people lose their sense of like, people literally get dumber when it rains in this town.

They get dumber. And luckily it was three in the morning. So there wasn't much traffic, but the trucks were swerving all over the, and you know, driving through LA on those highways. It's like it's madness, right? You're up and down and all this other stuff. So it was, it was kind of a nerve-wracking drive. I get to the fucking hotel. They don't have my reservation.

They're sold out. And I'm like son of a bitch. You got to be kidding me. It's four in the fucking morning. I got to meeting at eight. Could you like, is there anything you can do? So he finally gives me like what's I think that they can refer to? Yeah, they gave me the call. That's like that movie, best in show. I know. And we look hot into the closet. I can give you the keys to the bathroom and your welcome to lock it. At that point, I was like, yeah, shit, why not?

You could sleep in the bar, feel free. He goes, I'll give you, I think he called it like a jump room. He was so nice, I was so nice. He was just trying to help. He's like a jump room. I guess there's an emergency. They have extra rooms, so the staff can stay there. So I was like, I'll take it.

Whatever that means, I'll take it. It's got a bed in a shower, I'll be happy. And he's like, yeah, it's a regular room. We just, we use it for the staff, but it's clean and you can stay there. So I was like, I'll take it, whatever that means, I'll take it. It's got a bed in a shower, I'll be happy. And he's like, oh yeah, it's a regular room. We just, we use it for the staff, but it's clean and you can use it. And he's like, it's the only room I have available. And I was like, yeah, that's fine. I get there, Chrissy.

And I swear on on this, holy, there is a, Pete, I'm staying in a Marriott. And there is a piece of tape. Like it's branded tape, Marriott tape, like safety tape. And it's plastered on the door, like, oh, if you open it, you're gonna break the seal. And I'm like, what is that for? Did someone get murdered in here?

Am I like going into the murder room? What's happening? I thought you said jump room. I thought you said jump room, not. That's where someone jumped. Yeah, it's us. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha It's been three jumpers this week, sir. It's so late, get used to it. The good news is the blood's outside the room,

not inside the room. I hope there's a draft from the broken window. Is there still a sheet row hanging out there? I'm sorry, it was a long night last night. So at least I got a room, that was good. Night number two I show up and there's like two rooms next next door to each other I get in early because I was so tired. I'm like nine or nine thirty and There is a guy and so it's like two rooms at the end of a hallway and they're just right in front like you turn the corner and they're right in front of me

Like 301 to 302 whatever so 301 is next door so I Walk up to my door and as I as I kind of clear the hallway I see a guy laying on like laying up against the wall Key in hand snoring. He's like And I'm like, oh shit, but you can when I get closer to him you can smell it. So I try and wake him up I'm like, hey buddy. Hey buddy. Hey buddy. Hey buddy. He's been at a conference. I He's been at a conference. Yeah, he was a perfect conference. He'd been at the... This conference is gonna create a... He's been at the pick-to massage parlour. Is what he'd been at? Yeah. He's been a long night.

Oh, those conferences do get crazy. It's so anyway. As I drag away, I'm up the guy doesn't wake up. So I'm like, oh, fuck, I'm so tired. Okay, I'll go downstairs and I get the guy. And I am on the second floor of this hotel. So I go downstairs and get the guy, he comes back up and he's like, oh, shit, oh, shit. And he goes, I just gave this guy a new key. And I was like, oh, he's still got in the sand.

I love it, I think it was just like too hard. He couldn't make it, he crawled up to the door. He goes, no, man, you don't understand. This guy's on the eighth floor. I was like this guy's on the eighth floor. He could get in and so he just sat down and passed out. He just passed out, he was on the eighth floor. I love it, I love it. I love it. I had it's all funny now, but when I am going through it, I'm like, oh fuck now I got to help the guy next door Dude, I'm tired. Why'd you have to pass out right in front of me? I can't believe you there

You know what I'm saying for a second. I'm like, I guess you just go to bed and he'll figure it out and then I'm like Oh, what have he died? I'm gonna have a fucking ambulance and you know I'm gonna have a bunch of paramedics making noise outside. I guess I'm gonna stare at that Somebody alert somebody. It's not empathy. It's just We'll cherish all he needed he did. He needed to delta attendant just to flop him up in a wheelchair and leave him there For seven to ten hours leave them there for seven to 10 hours. Good times on your trip. I'm glad you made it back safe.

Thanks, I did. I made it back safe and yeah, that's it. That's all the save out that now. We'll talk about the other details. Yeah, we'll talk, yeah, when the microphones are off. There you go. So, Chrissy, I got back in town, I got right to work on, I'm excited to put out new

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I love it. I love it. I love it. Chrissy, he's on a tear. He's on a tear. And we have to just keep up with it while he's on the tear because like we've talked about before. It could go away in an instant.

It could go away in an instant. And I know there's a couple there's a couple haters out there and I get it. I understand. You think we've run over Frankie too much, but I actually have thought about this a lot. I've talked to with Chrissy about this off air. We disagree if you 100%. Yes, we don't care. We actually think we love it.

Yeah, we actually think the commercial break has been built on the back of Frankie B. Videon. And we are in love with Frankie B. So without further ado, Chrissy, let's find out with Frankie. He's got no advice for us. Frankie is back in. He's ready to talk about what he thinks girls should do with their dating profile because of course he's the expert. He would know best. He would be not him. Who? Who? Who else in this world could give the ladies better advice

on their dating profile? Then a 60 year old, or we don't know, we don't know, man. Yeah. With, yeah, it's Frank. Yeah, that's right. It's Frank. He's just, he's just an expert on everything.

Who better to give the FEMS a little advice on their dating profile than a 62 year old-old show-vonest with grease back here. I think that everybody should. Barbed wire face that everybody cheats. And you know what? Let's just listen to them. Okay, I don't want to prognostic it.

Let's give them a minute. Yeah, let's give them a minute. Let's give them a chance. So today I want to do a fun video. Now, normally, you guys know me. This channel is geared for all guys in their 50s and 60s, who want to upper game, look and feel better about themselves

and grooming fitness fashion in lifestyle. But he- He's lifestyle. Lifestyle. I keep on saying fun. Yeah, because he was fashion fun. I think he was saying that at one point. He was like fitness, grooming, fashion, fitness, and fun.

He was like repeating some food, fitness, fashion, fun, feathers. I'm not even sure what he was saying that at one point. He was like fitness grooming fashion fitness and fun He was like repeating some food fitness fashion fun feathers. I'm not even sure what he was saying But I gotta I gotta tell you I think Frankie's intro to his videos are as long as the commercial You know what today I want to do a video for the women for the women out there who are on the dating sites. Yes, you, we really, really, you, Chrissy. I could see some lady out there like me? Are you talking to me? I've been waiting all week, you could talk to me.

Like the finger directly in the camera. Directly in the camera. How much of his audience do you think is female? Not. Zero, percent. Me. Zero, 0.0. Chrissy, hopefully. Zero. Me. Zero. Zero. Point. Zero. Chrissy Houdley.

Number one, Frankie B. Man. Need to talk. So you could say fortunately or unfortunately, I was thrusted back into. Thrusted. Thrusted. I was thrusted. Not thrusted. That thrust.

He was thrusted back into the dating scene. Yeah. The dating scene. the dating scene fortunately or unfortunately unfortunately depending on the bottom depending on whether you're dating me unfortunately for those who've run across my dating profile fortunately for the rest of you do all to see it if you're over 30 you're not seeing my dating profile I like to pick a range you know 18 to 25 just in case you know come on guys I'm off I was only on for a short time and can you meet? Can you? Don't be a sure. I know. Don't be an asshole. I was only off. I was only on it for a short time. Only on it for a minute. How proud your girlfriend must be.

Yeah. Meet women on there. You can. Normally it's a nightmare, but there's always that gem, that little hidden gem, and you have to be patient. I mean, how many times has he been on here? There's always that one. Normally, every time, every other the hundred times, it's a nightmare. It's a total nightmare.

100 out of 100 times, but that 101st time, you get a little gem. You get a little tiny gem. You get a 25 year old wants to go traveling with you. She needs her rent paid once, twice, three times in three months. That's the kind you're looking for guys. You find a gem. You ignore all the insanity because she's 25 and she's cute.

So she loves a party. She's a party girl. What am I talking about? I know I said it like a bit. I like a party. She's a party girl. What am I talking about? I know I said it like a bed. I like a bed. I really like them. I gotta admit, the drunkard of better for Frankie V. Because guess what?

They will come. Unfortunately for me, she came and I'm off. Oh, we talked about sexy. We talked about dating. She came and I'm off. What's that mean? Huh? We talked about dating she came and I'm off She came and she shot off my cock like a rocket. He's thrusted. I was thrusted. I was thrusting Behind her she came I took up

We got a talk rocket We gotta talk. Rocket. Rocket. Rocket. It's just too good. It's just too cliche. Oh, Frankie. Hey, listen, he's a good looking guy. He's at first age. Not my type. God, his girlfriend, his ex-girlfriend. Whoever that was.

He's a bangin'. He's just bangin'. We don't know that that was his girlfriend. No, we don't. We're making an assumption. I think that was. Who else would just let him use that? I think it might have been a paid actor.

You think so? You think you just went down the beach. You're just like, hey, you want to make 20 bucks? Yes. You walk toward me. Her face isn't show. I know because she has her hat covered.

So what we're talking about is in the intro of this, like when he says rocket, the music, and there's a couple short videos, like clips. One of them is of a very beautiful woman in a bathing suit walking down the beach. There's a very beautiful body. Very beautiful, yeah, very beautiful body. I'm gonna get all the hopes, right?

No idea what her face looks like. But you can't see your face because she's got this huge sun hat on and the sun hat is pulled all the way down in front of her. She's like, what are all my 20 bucks? Yeah, she's like, I make 20 bucks. Can't see my face. I'll show my face.

Before we get in this video, I'm gonna ask you, if you like the content, anybody, any more watching, subscribe to this channel so you don't miss my upcoming videos for guys in the 50s and 60s. And don't forget to hit that like button if you do enjoy the video because that's gonna help my channel grow

and I would greatly appreciate it. All right, so, wow, he's of sharpened up his speech there. He's not saying smash that like button He's tight made up subscribe button. We tightened it up a little bit. He says for guys in their 50s Relax since he's getting some now. Yeah, he's you know He's getting that release. Yeah, he's getting the poison out Get the poison out Let's get into this video. And I want to bring up a few points to the women out there because I know you're going to bring up a few points.

You're going to bring up a few points that where you make no points. That's right. We're about to go on an Odyssey with our boy Frankie B. Think women need advice from men out there. How are their profiles? What's the right thing to do? What's the wrong thing to do?

Women always get to express themselves on those sites. Don't do this. If you're this way, don't do this. Swipe this way. Angry vulture. He's so angry. He's so pissed You know women get to do everything Go that way vote this way drive over here. I mean come on guys with the fuck

They keep saying I don't want someone who's a murderer. I'd rather than every straining orders I don't want a divorcee three times with four kids the fact I hate women Swipe left swipe right you know, they're very very bossy, but I don't know about the women that are saying that That's how the app works. That's how the app works you dip shit. Come on, Frankie You got to calm down. We get it yet bad experience with some chick or two or eight. I'm not even really sure. But when you're talking nonsense like this,

this is why you have bad experience with women. It's because they don't want someone that's just gonna tell them what they should think. Who cares? It's a fucking dating app. It's Tinder. It's a game. No one cares.

What about the women in the pictures that they post? Okay, I'm here to talk to you. In the first, the first one that I wanna talk about is whatever, whatever you do, do not put a picture of you with a cocktail in your room. I need a girl. What the fuck?

What the fuck? Of all the things you could have said, don't put a picture of your best friend Don't put a picture from 10 years ago don't put a picture without your face He says don't put a picture with you having a cocktail in your hand. Yeah, no, that's wrong cuz he he Shows that picture of him down and making taking shots. Yes. The beginning of his video is literally half without What's good for the goose is not good for the gander Frankie. Why are you so afraid of party? Who is this woman? There was somebody in the off chance and I know this is like highly unlikely our audience isn't It doesn't have this much reach but in the off chance that you have dated Frankie B or no who did or no who did

Please contact 855 t TCB 8383 please I would love to just have a short conversation with he doesn't have to be on air because whoever this girl was Burr on him. Yeah, he's so upset Okay, I'm your main picture. He looked like a drunk. Okay Can I just say that on my face? Picture that I haven't changed and a hundred years have a glass of wine and I'm cheersy the camera This is my jizzy jazz Jeff is her husband and not Frankie Chrissy just broke the number one Frankie B rule

number one Frankie B. Rule. I'm just tired because that is literally my picture. Oh, thanks. Oh, my God. For years. I know. It's a good picture. And I'm just stuck with it. I'm never getting rid of it because I'm not on Facebook. Yeah, no one knows. Facebook is all just bots now. Anyway, I used to have a picture and it was me. It was me with like a 12 pack of fun.

And I had that on for seven years. I just have a picture and it was me with a like a 12 pack of fun light. And I had that on for seven years. I did just fine with the ladies. Yeah. On attractive thing I've ever seen. I can't stand it. I don't like to see any pictures of any women with alcohol in beers. Now to me, that's a major, major turn-off, all right?

Most men, I would venture. Fuck you, what the fuck, girls can't drink? What is the fuck is wrong with you, man? Normally, I love you, and I understand you're just like a big, lovable kind of adult a little bit, like you're just a little, you know, a little thick in the head. But this is kind of a dumb thing to be talking about. I mean, if you can hear us.

I am just going off on a rant. We know you drink. We know you party. There's pictures. Yes. Tell me. Tell me the daddy talks about going to bars and clubs. He goes to bars and he sits down with Assuming a woman's waiting for him today. I think you just need to be up front. Yeah. I like wine. I like wine. I'm a drinker. Are you? Because we know you want. She can't show that. It's a legal to show that. Where are we at? Abu Dhabi, you're something so stupid.

All right. Most men, I would venture to say, you know, if you want to care, go realize, Matt and the gore-alies. I care, gore-alies. That's it. It's not a good thing. I just want to care, gore-alies men for one second.

There's a men to drink. There's a men to drink There's a men that don't drink now. We have a there's a different set of standards when it comes to men We can literally show ourselves doing a beer or penis We can just do whatever I'm doing a couple of lines off of the strippers. Ditz don't worry about that That means that men stuff fun. Yes, man stuff. That's right. Chrissy, you got it. As my only female fan, you're understanding or I'm putting down. That's boy stuff. You understand?

That means that we're fun loving and we like to have a good time. We're risky and we take adventures. Now, if you show alcohol, that means you're a lush and it's unlikely that you're able to hold down a job or a relationship. It's a huge red flag. Huge.

I would say of all the red flags, that's the smallest one. That is. They might like that either, okay? I think it's just you're sending the wrong signal on your first picture. Your main picture. I'm gonna have a picture of yourself drinking and then you say non-drinker, not in your profile. Sending a bad signal, crazy. non-drinker in your profile. It's a bad signal, Chrissy. Non-drinker in your profile.

And you say you don't want a drinker, but you have a cocktail. That's a red flag a little. If you're celebrating your 10th anniversary of sobriety and you have a picture of you with a jacked annuals bottle, okay, I get it. Then there's a problem. But simply having a cocktail, I mean, imagine how many pictures are taken around the world with people

who are like drinking all of a sudden the cameras become like, like, sick pictures. The sick pictures. Right, you're having fun. That's right. It's an American pastime to get drunk and to take pictures of people while they're drinking.

Yes. Be the best possible picture of you. Pick a good picture. Not to stop it. Nothing in bathing suits. Nothing in bathing suits. I'm in. I'm in.

Tinder was built on pictures of girls in bathing suits. What is it has fricking first, the beginning of his video? A girl in a bathing suit. Him in a bathing suit. Him drinking. Drinking. Him, topless. Him.

Working out. Pretending to golf. Him working out. He is okay for him, but it's not good for you, ladies. Settle down. Put your clothes back on. No bikini shots. Where a bathing suit on your first picture. You know what that looks

like? You're trying, you're trying to show off. You're trying to tantalize men. And what do you get out of that? Right. Frankie B. You're gonna rock hard Frankie B with my semi-air action coming straight at you. Build by C. Alice. Why Brian 3000? Why Brian 3000? Turns up to four feet with why Brian 3000? Watch her take off like a rocket with why Brian 3000? Thrust it. Thrust it.

Thrust it. We put an ED on the end of thrust with why Brian 3000? Thrust it in! Thrust it in! We put an ED on the end of thrust with my prior 3000! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. Oh, Frankie. Oh, my God. Frankie, here's what it is. I figured it out. It just came to me. Frankie's angry because this is how he found his last door. So the burn.

Yeah, the burn. She had a cocktail in her hand with a bikini. Yeah. Sun drenched and looking beautiful. He swiped right. They got together. She burned him for, she must have burned this guy good. Yeah.

But my sense of it is, in case you haven't listened to to the most you can go back and listen to the Frankie B episode where we talk where he talks about he just basically has this video and I forget what the title of the video was but all he does is bitch and complain about his ex girlfriend that's all he does the entire time bad but oh party girls you know you want to be a party girl or whatever. The is where she went and let him into the club with her and her friends. That's right. She got him to drive her to the club. You wait. Hey, can I come in with you? No, okay. I'll be right here. Meanwhile, she was in sweats before that. Yeah. Meanwhile, she was in the club posting pictures

of break here outside looking on Instagram. Looks like fun. Can I come in? No. OK, I'll be here right here. You get all the boners out there, giving you all these rude comments, OK? Because you're sending the wrong picture, OK? Do yourself a favor.

Put your very best picture as your profile. How much for being sex positive? Yes, so much for being, sex positive? Yeah, so much for me. Yeah, for like, body positive. Body positive. Come on, buddy, for a guy who works in the body industry, suffocately, in your closet, putting barbed wire in people's faces.

Before I get into the second thing that really bothers me about women, it's like his own personal channel. Like, he's supposed to be giving tips like best of, I mean, it's supposed to be top-lining bullet point. And this is, yes, and this is just, yeah, it's just him. A bunch of fucking gibberish. But that's why we love Frankie B. I know.

It's because if he actually made a point that made sense, it wouldn't be so funny. I mean, then we'd be like, oh, okay, I get that one. I mean, we're not trying to be mean to Frankie B. We actually like Frankie B, but Frankie is just a blabber mouth. He just doesn't shut the fuck up. We've already lost the point of the video. He was like, you know, how to make your daily profile fantastic.

Girl, how to, girls, how to make your dating profile. A little bit. I guess what? We're all, we're lost on a rabbit hole. That's right. What Frankie hates. That's right. Which is basically what happened to him badly, which is the past. Basically anybody would have a giant hole of what Frankie hates. That's right. Which is basically what happened to him badly,

which is the past. Basically anybody with a vagina, that's the Frankie hates. He's nice. I just want to say, I'm off for drinking. Okay, I will party with the best of you. I bet you will. I've got a half a pound of Peruvian blue sitting in my locker right outside.

I'm ready to go to town girls, but I don't want you. Yeah, don't put it on the profile because I don't want anybody else to know you're drinking. It's very thing. I'm saying in that last segment, what I'm trying to tell you is don't show. Okay, that you're a big party girl because there we go. Here we go. We should get together with Adam the liar. I feel like they both have the same strategy, which is lie. Just lie. You want to show the best side of you?

Lie. It just sends the wrong message. So now getting into our next tip. All right, and I don't know why you women do this. For some reason, you want to... What the fuck are you? Who made you gotta give a women? I don't know why in the world you women do this.

You women. You women. Haven't we like... I thought we evolved a little bit. What's here it is to say? Put a picture of yourself without makeup on. To show the world what you look like Do you need to do that? Do you need to do that on the dating scene?

You really need to show what you really look like You can't take three to four hours to get yourself ready for it To get yourself ready for God damn You need to get yourself ready for it. God damn reg Chrissy, now we're talking. Still the only woman who understands me out there. Yes, as soon as you wash off all of that at the end of the night when we're together, you're a completely different person and I had no idea.

You don't wash it off when you're with me. No, you don't. You have it tattooed on. Well, you sleep in the bathroom and when you get ready and get up in the morning, you're allowed out. And that's to make me breakfast. Hard boiled eggs with avocado.

I'm doing it. I'm doing it. Just follow the smell. They're down in the refrigerator. Why? What is the purpose of that? All right. I'm going to show you right now.

All right. There are a lot of women. I'm going to say it's right now. All right, there are a lot of women. Yeah, I'm gonna say it's there right now. You're actually without your makeup. You look like the backside of a butcher block. Put it on. Do yourself a favor, just use someone else's photograph. Use that face tune thing.

Just put makeup on that. Make yourself look as fake as possible. Yeah, that's the only way you're getting the Frankie B. Right, Swipe? Actually, I'm sure. Hey, yourself in front of a church. That's what you're selling. Glammed up. And that's the shipping to your front row.

That's right. I want to see you getting baptized with makeup on. That's how we do it. Pull off. Not wearing makeup. They can. But when they pull that off, it's usually in the morning in bed, okay? And you look pretty good that way, but if you're gonna walk around in the general public

What out make up? All right, if you're sending pictures I had no idea you're gonna walk around in the general public general Make up on he has turned full-blown general public makeup on he has turned full blown show Vanista. This is this is way beyond the pale. We've never heard Frankie time. I mean, we've heard Frankie skirt the edges. He certainly he certainly comes from a different time, right?

He's he's older and he has different thoughts about men and women and how they're categorized. But this is straight up showvinistic. These don't walk around without makeup on. The general population. And the general population. Is that really what you think? Is you walk around being angry at women

for not wearing makeup? God damn, Frankie. This is how I look natural. I like to be natural. Go ahead, go ahead, be natural. All right, that's the second work for me. It's not gonna work for a lot of men. So do.

Yeah, guess what? Not every woman that's out in public is looking to spread her legs for Frankie's half erect penis. Why Brian 3000? Take care of that for you. This is crazy. We put the ED back in bed. We put the ED back in head. Yeah. Yeah, Frankie, I got news for you. I mean, I do a lot of walking around in public. I'm speechless right now that he is saying this. I am speechless about this.

This is. It's gone for a little bit. It's beyond the pale. Yeah. beechless about this. This is... It's gone for the other day. It's beyond the pale, yeah. Yourself a favor. Look, you're very best on the entire portfolio of your dating site. No pictures without makeup. This one here.

Whoa. Now, boarding, get ships and dumbasses. Now boarding the trips in dumbass. No, not you sir. You're not even qualified as a dipshit or a dumbass. You're a... Frankie B to the terminal. Amoeba? Amoeba now? And for now boarding Amoeba. Frankie B to the terminal. This kills me. I love this one. I love when the women will kind of give you orders.

What's up with all the drama Frankie? Why do you have to act like such a drama queen? I love this one. What they like and what they're looking for and if you don't like it just swipe to the left. That's exactly the fucking point of being there. I'm not a fan of Tinder. It's not my thing. I never had a good experience on Tinder. I mean, I didn't have horrible experiences, but I have to get a woman out of a tree once like a cat with a fire department. But here's the thing. You say what you like.

And even another person says, I'm like that. Here, let's talk. Or I'm not like that. It levels the playing field, right? If like it or don't like it, it does level the playing field. It allows people to choose based on very few bits of information, mainly the picture on whether or not they're interested

in somebody and then you dig deeper from there. Who fucking cares what you think, Frankie? No one. You don't even have any women, why are you even doing this video? You just have to get your anger out. Hey, that's what it is. I have with that.

And let's just say if you're looking for sacks or if you're looking just for a good time Just keep walking guys. Just keep walking but 99% Look like he's taking it. I know he's like But 99% of women It's very doggan it's prairie dog and I better get this 55 minute video down to five That say that I venture to say they would be dying for sex

They would be dying to have a good time. You know, what? What? What is he saying? I don't even know. I don't understand what the fuck he's talking about. Where are we going now? I've been listening to this the entire time. I'm sitting here riding the studio.

And I'm sure like a lot of you out there, I'm totally confused. And I speak Frankie B. Like I literally have a master's degree in Frankie B. I have no fucking clue what he's talking about. He's saying that of a girl puts, I'm here for sex. Are I mean, are not for sex? Are not if a girl puts, I'm here for sex. Or I'm here for not for sex.

Or not for sex. Actually, she's dying for it. Oh, she's dying to not have not sex. I don't know. She didn't put on makeup so she's getting those sex today. She's drinking with out makeup in a bikini. Shit's gone sideways. By the way, that's like my number one criteria

for swiping right I'm like bikini you up drinking absolutely no makeup You look good then you're gonna look good anyway Fucking a right at my age. I'm not choosy Here's the problem in life and society in general. Oh, now there's about to diagnose society in general. You're the problem with society in general. Everybody gets used to looking at themselves, their look, okay?

You see yourself every single day. Women, I'm talking about you. You see yourself. Is this a problem in society? I think mirrors have been around for like 7,000 years. I'm pretty sure. Yeah. Every single man that are looking at themselves in the mirror. No. No. I bet Frankie's burning up some air time. Yeah, he's probably got a house full of mirrors. He's got a house full of mirrors. For sure. You don't you don't't, he's checking on stuff on his car.

Yeah, of course. He's probably got the screen facing toward him right now. Yeah, he does. He's seeing himself now. You don't look this polished and have a body like this at 60, 60 years old. And Frankie does have a good body for 60 years old or 65 or however old he is. The guy is a handsome gentleman. So I mean, if you've never seen him, I'm sure you've already probably looked at.

Handsome is relative. Well, handsome is relative. Anyways, okay, he's a little, he's not a bad looking guy. Let's put it that way. I've seen a lot worse at 65 years old, right? I look worse at 32 years old. No, I think you're much more handsome than Frank. No, thank you very much. I appreciate that. Day, you don't notice your aging, because it's so gradual. You don't notice your wrinkles. You don't notice that your teeth are horrifying. Okay, I can go on. Just gusty.

You don't know that your mouth looks like a bunch of skittles. Over the years, your teeth have just directly pointed out. That's right. You got a huge knuckle too, perfect. You're two front teeth ran away from each other in the last five years And you don't know it you wanted a wife because you've been looking at yourself the entire time And that run looks like a crawl didn't it now look at you you can throw a football through those chompers Looks like you got a British dentist. I'm sorry guys in the UK

I know it's an old trope you know what I'm sorry guys, in the UK. I know it's an old trope. You know what I was watching the other day? The best of Chris Farley. And they did this commercial, like with Mike Myers and Chris Farley. And it was British guys talking about toothpaste. Like a toothpaste. Like one of those commercials that doesn't know.

In the toothpaste. I love the commercials. It's like, it has 10% baking soda, 90% pure cane sugar. They all have bad teeth. It was just funny. It was funny. And on and on. And these are the women who put those little statements in there.

All right. Like, they're the whole powerful, high and mighty, beautiful, gorgeous thing. When, in fact, you could be nothing, even close to that. So, he's harsh. Wow, Frankie. This is like when you called almost every man a loser, except the ones who worked out with good bodies. But it was directed at men.

So we took it a little bit lighter, but this is really serious. It's hard. This is like some woman-bash in here, buddy. Who? What I want to say to the women out there, okay? I think you need to eliminate. All right, eliminate that.

You'll be able to eliminate you. Just eliminate yourself from heart-a-tee. If you think you have any rights or deserve anything, just eliminate yourself. I'll eliminate that from your mind. Yes, I'm swiping left. Actually, I bet Frankie swipes right on everything. He's like, let me see who I can connect with.

Yes. I'm gonna pick that up. When you have a conversation or when you're texting, texting. Eliminate that. You'll be able to pick that up. When you have a conversation or when you're texting the Gentleman that reaches out to you, alright don't get so caught up in yourself and you're look because

90% of you you don't even look the part oh my god And who the fuck are you and why again don't you want to have real pictures? Yeah, why don't you want real pictures? If you're ugly, you're not allowed to be online. What the fuck is that Frankie? God. Who made you the king of the internet? Dude, it's such a douche. Frankie, I love you buddy.

I suspect you probably found these videos and watched them. And I love you, I really do. I think you're just kind of a big dumb care bear, right? But you are woman hating at the highest level right now and it's really not necessary. You don't have to tell 90% of the women that they're not good looking enough to be on a fucking dating site. Who the fuck are you? Is he talking about these girls that have already glammed up? Yeah. Man, I mean. He's talking about girls that have glammed up. I don't get it. We've lost the plot here on this one it's gone so my fourth and final tip okay oh god I hope this is not I hope we're gonna like only use date right back we're gonna oh I sort of

expect eight bags from it yeah I'm gonna rev down. There's this pill, guys. There's a little pill called Roof and All. Yeah, you can give the girls. Yes. Now, women, you have to use the platform of the dating scene wisely. You only get so many pictures to post, correct? I want to ask you a question. Okay. Why are you showing your animals on there? So many pictures to post, correct? I wanna ask you a question, okay?

Why are you showing your animals on there? Why? Oh my God. I knew this one was gonna come up. I knew it was gonna say something about this. Yeah, because he said all of the things that people actually put on their shoes. Yeah, like, why does it matter?

And why, yeah. If you're an animal lover, yeah, you want your dog on there. If you love your cat, your bird, whatever you can attract with other bird lovers. You know what, when I was on Tinder for five minutes, I loved the animal ones because I only love animals. And if they had a cat, then I knew I couldn't date them.

So that was it. That was just like, that one's out, yeah. Exactly. Think about it. Give me a reason why you're showing your animal. I don't want to see your animal. You know what I want to see? I want to see you. showing your animal. I don't want to see your animal. You know, I want to see you. I want to see you.

I want to see. I want to see a face full of makeup, a bush shot for down below. And if you have any of that 70s hair, stuck it. Get it out of there. I'm not in. I'm not. I'm not in it for a merkin. I want bald is beautiful. You know, I'm talking about baby. I want to get all the ugly women without makeup

that have any feelings whatsoever. And not like animals. Yeah, do not like animals. And then so first shot is you at your very best highly done up and highly manufactured. And then the second third and fourth of that way too. Yeah, no, I just want you to go down the body nude. So I can see your tits and then your vagina

and you better not have me sell you like, forget? Yeah, oh that's a deal, right? 90% of women with cell you like are just done just eliminate yourself Want to see you in the best possible version of you want to see you when you're out I'll see you on the beach not the first picture. I'll see what you do for excitement. I don't want to see animals Okay, I don't want to see animals okay I don't want to see rock formations I watch Frankie B videos for excitement my name is Maraja I don't want to see phrases I don't care most women that fill up that space on their portfolio they're hiding something right they're hiding some

They don't want to show too much of themselves and that's a big red flag. Oh my god I work for the fucking CIA. I mean, where are you getting this information from? Put your best put forward. Put your best put forward. Oh, you look good, but you're hiding everything You're asking them to hide everything. Yeah, yeah Their bodies there. Yeah pets No makeup You can put a bathing suit picture. It's just got to be number two Just not the first just not the first and by the way when you're working on your portfolio

Which is a word from 1922 Frankie no one says that when you When you're working on your portfolio, you don't even know what I'm for. So I'm guessing the girl, it's okay for the girl with the bikini. Second picture to have, but you have to have full makeup. Got to have full makeup on Chrissy. That's the deal. No drinks, no drinks. No animals. I'm going to go talk to ask for it. No throw in the frisbee. With your dog. You know, I saw, you you know I saw I asked her without makeup on the other day I

got to talk to her about this. Yeah, I got to say. She's going out to the general population. Hey honey, yes. Wow, another great, great. I'm just going to like lay in bed and and I'm gonna turn my head a little bit. I have my head facing away from Astrid and when she wakes up, I'll go, honey, honey. Good morning. Do you have your makeup on yet?

No, okay, I'm gonna just face this way until you get it on. Yeah, I'm just gonna turn over. Yeah, I'm gonna have this noise. Let me know when you have it on. Honey, do you have your makeup on? When you're ready, let me know. Oh, get the dog out of the bed. Where's the lipstick?

Give me a favor, give it to the dog. Now, the other one. We're going to go over to the first one. Do yourself a favor. In golf that site, with the best pictures of you. In golf. In golf. In golf your portfolio and pictures. He said in golf. And golf is a big golf. And golf is a big golf.

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We're making fun. But trust us, we're with you. We're just as outrageous as you are. Oh my God. But while we're in it, we might as well have fun with it. You're down. It's very evident. So do yourself a favor. Whether you're in good, we might as well have fun with it. You're down. Alright, it's very evident. So do yourself a favor.

Whether you're in good shape or you're not. Okay, your body is your body. Show the world what you look like. Don't leave men guessing. Because how would you like to be on a date? I'm totally confused now. I mean, it's like so superficial. Yeah, you're supposed to. Super superficial.

You're supposed to wear a makeup. Yeah. You're not supposed to be without makeup. You cannot show your body. You have to put your best foot forward only pictures with the glant where the glam squad has done a bunch of work on you. But you have to show your real self at the same time. Yeah.

So what you're saying is nonsense, Frankie. Now most of your videos are nonsense, but this is real nonsense. That gentleman walks in. All right, only saw pictures from here up. And unfortunately, from here down, it didn't fit the gentleman's criteria. Okay, so what's he going to do? He could leave. It could be one day and done, but you did yourself an injustice. You know me? I would always ask if I see pictures from here on Send me a photo of your body Wow, Frankie, you've lost the fucking plot man. You've lost the fucking plot

I'm surprised that you get anybody yeah anybody to date you for more than a date anybody talk like this in real life Or is this just for show on YouTube? Is this just for shock value? Do you have like are you looking for you know super Shobanistic men to come be on your channel. Wow. He must be following some trend on the internet because he got real radical real quick He used to just be kind of a kind of idiot now. He's like a Fence of your face. Yeah, that has to be made up. That's right. By the way, no more show me your body No more writing TCBA 383 unless there's a picture of your full body with makeup In a bathing suit not holding a drink kill your puppies That's all I want if you can't produce a picture not in a bathing suit

Not without full makeup on no animals no drinks No fatties You can't do that You can't write it. That's all I got to say. You don't like it too bad. You don't like it You're hiding something. So do a great mix of photos. Okay, don't be cocky. Don't be belligerent Just be here. Don't be cockier belligerent. That's like the two Enduring like those are the two most prominent qualities about Frankie B. Exactly. I was gonna say that's exactly what he is It was it see it's good for him, but it's not good for women

So be simple get the guy to reach out to you Okay, get him to reach out to you and once you start talking like I said you're gonna figure What that guy is all about and if he's for you? So I hope you enjoyed the video. If you did, I'm gonna ask you again. Subscribe to this channel. Oh yeah, I'm sure there's gonna be a ton of women subscribing to this channel, Frank.

He sure, why not? Yeah. Yeah. Wow. I'm not sure what just happened. I know, I kind of feel like I go like. You feel a little gross. You feel a little gross. Yeah, Yeah. Yeah. I think it took it

Here's the thing I I firmly believe that Frankie walked away from recording this video thinking that he was actually helping women and He just he just said what he thought in his head Sometimes you just shouldn't say it though. No, you're saying the outside part. You're saying the inside part outside Yeah, and recording it and recording it and putting it out of the internet. On YouTube, where your girlfriend will soon ask you to take it down. If your girlfriend hasn't seen this video yet. Or we'll break up with you.

Oh, I think there's a reckoning coming. I mean. We're about to get another angry Frankie. Yeah, we're about to get more angry Frankie videos, which is great, they're really funny. This one took it a little too far, I think. Yeah, I'm not down with that. But whatever, you know what? Different strokes for different folks.

Can all be sunshine roses here on the commercial break. Oh, I was good for some laughs. Now boarding, no boarding assholes. Assholes only. Yes you sir, Frankie B. Right now you're calling Frankie B. Frankie B to the assholes. Yes, the assholes are.

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